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00:01so where'd you say dad was away on business location stop secret oh germany germany dad's
00:08firm insuring nazis now your father doesn't know any nazis i know mom i was just what joking she
00:15was joking oh hard to tell yeah well oh i'm afraid i have some bad news claudia died who claudia
00:25your cousin claudia claudia i'm hearing the name mom i have no idea who that is claudia is your
00:32cousin for all intents and purposes oh now we're getting to it she was your father's grandmother's
00:37sister's girl so to you that would make her nothing regardless the funeral's on thursday i thought we'd
00:42all go together oh whoa two problems one impossible to get away from the inn on thursday two i've never
00:47met this woman you must certainly have when several times i'll take one we went to her house in groton
00:53to see the first moon landing she just got in a new fill coat i have no memory of this
00:57whatsoever
00:58rory correct me if i'm wrong but men have walked on the moon regardless of whether your mother
01:02remembers it or not that's the rumor i know that men have walked on the moon i just don't know
01:06claudia
01:07so you're not going not this time i don't think claudia's planning to die a second time
01:12mom i couldn't go if i wanted to fine
01:17oh wait rudolf gottfried another cousin no a nazi that we knew i'd forgotten we stayed with him
01:25once in munich nice old man interesting stories mom you you socialized with a known nazi that's
01:32despicable that's heinous no dear that was a joke
01:41if you're out on the road feeling lonely and so cold all you have to do is call my name
01:55and i'll be there on the next train
01:59where you leave i will follow anywhere that you tell me to
02:08if you need you need me to be with you i will follow
02:41hey i have an idea for a new reality show
02:44how about everyone just looks out their freaking kitchen window for a change
02:47oh she's cranky this morning let's just say the world's got a formidable opponent
02:53wait shouldn't you be baking i don't know shouldn't you be knitting
02:56mom the chilton bake sale is today i know i got it covered they expect the things to be homemade
03:01i know by someone other than dolly madison i said i have it covered
03:07all of the parents pitch in so this is really really important you know that right oh i didn't
03:11know that in that case i don't have it covered i have it covered get your stuff and hit the
03:16stereo
03:16we're late that's not me
03:22where does your mom think you are
03:25oh uh on a park bench contemplating the reunification of the two koreas
03:28not here skanking to rancid wouldn't be included
03:31school
03:35bye bye
03:39wow cinnamon writing in style
03:41yeah maurie made it cinnamon's not walking good these days but she still likes her passeggiadis
03:48that's italian for a nice walk
03:51passeggiad
03:52oh god he makes it sound so sexy come on what's that what cinnamon's private area sometimes she
04:00likes to be alone she's just like maurie in that sense hey say passeggiad again i can't do it on
04:07command babs oh he's blushing god i love a man that blushes okay our town is just weird thank god
04:18bye bye i'll see you later at school for what mom the bake sale i got the vein in the
04:24forehead
04:24whoo sadist
04:30whoo sadist
04:33whoo sadist
04:36whoo sadist
04:41ass
04:42whoo sadist
04:44hello
04:46hello
04:46hello
04:49hello
04:53ho
04:58Hey.
05:01Morning.
05:02Good book?
05:03I don't know yet.
05:05I saw you standing in line, so I thought I'd say hello.
05:09Hello?
05:10Hello.
05:12Oh, hey. Thanks for helping get the job at the store.
05:15I mean, it's not a career or anything, but it's got me solvent.
05:18Solvent is good.
05:20Yeah. Are you always this serious?
05:22No.
05:24So, uh, how long does it take you to get to school?
05:27Um, 40 minutes if the bus driver's focused, but longer if he's trying to win something on the radio.
05:33Hey, this bus is going to Hartford.
05:35Yeah, I know.
05:36But you go to school here, you have to get off the bus.
05:39Hey, he has to get off the bus!
05:41Wait, uh, you're forgetting something.
05:45Buses make stops.
05:48Goodbye, Lorelai Gilmore.
06:01And dependency, Michelle speaking.
06:05Yes, you are concerned.
06:07Mm-hmm.
06:09Goodbye.
06:10Bonjour, Monsieur.
06:11Monsieur, you are French. You speak French.
06:13No, sorry.
06:15Do you speak French? You don't speak French?
06:17Sir, I'm just a simple country boy from Texas.
06:19I do not understand the French business you're babbling about.
06:22Pardon.
06:26He knows you are not from Texas.
06:28Smile when you say that.
06:30Michel, I told you there was going to be a French group here for a couple of days,
06:33and it is your job to keep them happy.
06:35Laura, I don't know how many French people you've met over the years,
06:38but most of them are insufferable.
06:40Really?
06:41That is why I left France.
06:43Huh.
06:44I thought it had something to do with the torches and the villagers.
06:48Michel, talk to them.
06:49Never.
06:51You are giving me that look, aren't you?
06:54Your patented do-it-or-something-unspeakable shall befall you, Luc.
06:59Fine. I shall be French, but I shall not be happy.
07:03Then you will be yourself. Good choice.
07:09Good choice.
07:10Bonjour, messieurs.
07:11Je m'appelle Michel.
07:12Si je peux faire quoi que ce soit pour vous aider.
07:14Ha, ha.
07:15Vous nous avez fait une blague tout à l'heure, hein?
07:17Ha, ha.
07:17Très drôle, très drôle, Michel.
07:21Ha, ha.
07:22Kill me now.
07:34Okay.
07:36We've got our French fantasies, American treats, and our Italian taste sensations.
07:44Well, what do you think?
07:46Amazing.
07:47Oh, incredible.
07:49It is good, isn't it?
07:51Well, final touch.
07:54Oh, can I do that?
07:56Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, honey.
07:58This is a more delicate procedure than you might think.
08:00Okay?
08:01Okay.
08:02Takes an expert hand.
08:05Oh!
08:07Hi.
08:11Hi.
08:13Oh, well, gee, what is that, a dollar?
08:15Uh, let me just, um, give you...
08:17I think you'll find me a dollar.
08:19Um, you know what?
08:20I'll take two.
08:21I'll drink one.
08:24Mmm, tasty and flame retardant.
08:34Very Henry VIII.
08:36Oh, we're not into subtle.
08:37Good to see you, Lorelai.
08:39Oh, good to see you, Mr. Medina.
08:40Max.
08:41Mr. Medina.
08:42Max.
08:42Mr. Medina, meet Suki, the chef at the inn.
08:44Suki, Mr. Medina.
08:45What's the name again?
08:46Mr. Medina.
08:47Yeah, I know.
08:48You've said it like a zillion times.
08:49Hello.
08:50Hello.
08:51Lorelai, can I borrow you for a second?
08:53Uh, yeah, sure.
08:58Hey, I'll be right back.
09:02Trust me.
09:05So?
09:07You know, Lorelai, I would love for the ice to thaw.
09:09There's no ice.
09:10Well, you repeated my full name four times.
09:12That's ice.
09:13No, that's not ice.
09:14It's wintry.
09:14I was doing my job when I didn't let Rory take that test.
09:17I didn't like it, but I had to do it.
09:19I know.
09:19And I'd do it again.
09:20Okay.
09:21But I really do think Rory's a great kid, and I'm gonna do my damnedest to make sure
09:25she gets through Chilton in one piece.
09:27I appreciate that.
09:29And I'd like us to be friends.
09:31We are.
09:31Me too.
09:33Yeah?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Really, truly, I swear, there's no more ice.
09:37We're walking in a pool of tepid water.
09:40Good.
09:43I'm gonna propose something here.
09:44I'm not sure how you're gonna take it.
09:46Oh, wow.
09:47Intrigue.
09:49I'd like to see you sometime.
09:51Away from the ivy, away from the gargoyles, away from here.
09:56Are you asking me out on a date?
09:59Yes.
10:01Well, I don't want to go out on a limb here, but I'm guessing if the headmaster won't let
10:04a kid be 30 seconds late for a test, he'd probably frown on a teacher dating a mom.
10:09I do my job well.
10:10I'm dedicated to my students, and there's nothing in the Chilton Book of Ethics that
10:14prohibits it.
10:15Yeah, but I'm guessing it's sort of an unwritten rule.
10:17Do you want to go?
10:18And Rory would probably freak at the thought.
10:20Do you want to go?
10:20The other parents would have a field day with this kind of thing.
10:22Do you want to go?
10:24Yes.
10:24Good.
10:25Wait.
10:25What?
10:26No.
10:26Why?
10:27I can't.
10:28It's wrong.
10:28It's weird.
10:29I'll pay.
10:29You're on.
10:30Really?
10:32I'm kidding.
10:32I don't know.
10:33You're Rory's teacher.
10:34I know.
10:36Could you quit?
10:37Right.
10:38That's crazy.
10:38I'm sorry.
10:39Okay.
10:40Okay.
10:41How about coffee?
10:43You like coffee?
10:44Only with my oxygen.
10:46Can we drink some together?
10:48A sort of pre-date.
10:50Very casual.
10:51No strings.
10:52No obligations.
10:53We'll just see if it's even worth going down the road of including food in the deal.
10:58Just coffee.
11:02Decaf?
11:05There's nothing safer than decaf.
11:10I'm going to be in town tomorrow because I take a class at Hartford State.
11:13And there's a coffee shop across the street that I sometimes, almost all the time, go to around 4 and
11:19usually exactly 4-12.
11:21I could not stop a person from entering said establishment around that time, nor would I avoid them if I
11:29knew them, if they did.
11:32You know, the wordsmith thing, that's something we have in common.
11:36So, see you around, Max.
11:39Indeed, you will.
11:51Philadelphia.
11:53Philadelphia?
11:54If you could live in any city in the world, you'd pick Philadelphia.
11:57M. Night Shyamalan lived there.
11:59Who?
12:00The guy who directed The Sixth Sense?
12:03But what would you do there?
12:05Hang out with M. Night Shyamalan?
12:08Okay, cross-guidance counselor off your list of potential career choices.
12:12Lie still, baby doll. We're almost home.
12:15Hey, Babette.
12:16Hey, kids.
12:19Wow, that sounds bad.
12:22Cinnamon's dyspeptic. So's Maury.
12:24Too many clams.
12:26Bad clams.
12:27This doesn't reflect well on Al's establishment.
12:29You had clams at Al?
12:31Al's pancake world?
12:32Yeah, well, we had a coupon.
12:41Oh, wow. The store.
12:43Hey, listen. I have to pick up some stuff. So, what do you have to pick up?
12:47Just some stuff. So, I'll talk to you later tonight. I'll go in with you.
12:53Why?
12:54Because otherwise I'd have to go home.
12:56Home is good.
12:57My home?
12:59Yeah, actually I don't have to go in.
13:01Okay, then I guess I will go home.
13:04Great. Go. Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:07Freak.
13:33Rory!
13:35Hello.
13:37Try a plum. They're better than sex.
13:39No, thanks.
13:40Fresh fruit always has such a sensuality about it.
13:46Are you too young for this?
13:47Definitely.
13:48Well, what are you here for, honey?
13:50Oh, well, I just...
13:52Oh, I see what you're here for.
13:55Well, that wouldn't fit in a basket. No, no, no, no, no.
14:00Patty, it's not like that. He's just a person.
14:03A person?
14:04A boy type person.
14:05Oh, my favorite kind.
14:06I really don't even know him.
14:08Oh, right. You don't know him.
14:10I don't.
14:11You said.
14:12Please don't say anything.
14:13I promise that I won't tell a single soul that you don't know that young man.
14:16You're welcome.
14:21Excuse me, ma'am. What are you doing?
14:22Please, honey, don't call me ma'am.
14:24Makes me feel older than 25.
14:26Here, have a peapod.
14:28I'm assuming that you're going to pay for the food that you've consumed on the premises?
14:32Oh, so brusque. And you are?
14:35I'm the new assistant manager here.
14:37Oh, well, listen here, my fine friend, who, if he had a better hairstyle, I might consider dating.
14:42I do this all the time.
14:44Not from now on. I'm sorry.
14:46Oh, now wait a minute here. I've been sampling food at this establishment for years.
14:51The next time you put something in that mouth that doesn't belong there, I'm going to remove it and then
14:54call the police.
15:01That's all you want, honey, a head of lettuce and the mouse traps?
15:03That should do it.
15:05That's a couple of must-meat items there.
15:09$2.27.
15:10I only have a dollar.
15:12Well, I can loan you the rest.
15:13Um, no, I'll just take the lettuce.
15:16Perfect. You can use half of it for a salad and use the other half to clobber the mouse with.
15:21A paper or plastic?
15:23I'm fine.
15:47Lorelai?
15:49Max, hi.
15:50Small world, huh?
15:51Absolutely.
15:53What are you drinking?
15:54Coffee.
15:54Plain coffee?
15:55Well, I wanted some cream, but that prompted a very elaborate foam conversation.
15:59And the look of disapproval I got when I said I didn't want foam, just cream, rivaled the one I
16:03got from my dad when I told him I wanted to be a teacher.
16:05Wow, so it's been a tough outing for you, huh?
16:08Well, it's getting better.
16:10What can I get you?
16:11Coffee, please.
16:16So, here we are.
16:18Here we most certainly are.
16:20Running into each other.
16:21Away from the school.
16:22And its unique strictures.
16:23These things do happen.
16:24Fake could be funny.
16:26Should we cut the cute and just get right to it?
16:28I think we should date.
16:29Why?
16:30Because I think we both want to.
16:32Well, I want to be in the bangles.
16:34That doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a bangle, does
16:38it?
16:39The bangles broke up.
16:40Yeah, that's not the point.
16:41Well, it's got to be part of the point if there's no band anymore.
16:43I repeat my question, why should we date?
16:46Because we're clearly attracted to each other.
16:48Well, I'm attracted to Pi.
16:50It doesn't mean I feel the need to date Pi.
16:53Okay, then, because we are...
16:55Is?
16:56Of similar heights.
16:57Wow.
16:58Round one and already tapped.
17:00I know that you are concerned about the appearance of us dating.
17:04Yes, I am.
17:04Well, I can tell you that I am the soul of discretion when it comes to delicate relationships.
17:10Dated a lot of Chilton moms, huh?
17:12No.
17:12I'm in any relationship.
17:14Work, family.
17:15Oh, so you have things to hide in all aspects of your life.
17:17Very interesting.
17:18Do you have any hemlock back there?
17:20Arsenic.
17:20Something quick.
17:23Do you like rap music?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Me too.
17:27Italian food?
17:28Yeah.
17:29Me too.
17:30You just telling me what I want to hear?
17:32Yeah.
17:32I knew it.
17:33Well, it doesn't mean it doesn't coincide with how I really feel.
17:36Yeah, but if you're telling me what you think I want to hear, then I'm not really getting to know
17:38you.
17:39But if I know what you want to hear, that shows a level of understanding on my part that far
17:42exceeds your understanding of me.
17:46Who's the one lagging?
17:49Uh...
17:49Wow.
17:50Round one.
17:51Already tapped.
17:52Hmm.
17:53Rory is my life.
17:54She's my pal.
17:55My everything.
17:56And I would never, ever do anything that would hurt her.
17:59I understand.
18:01But Rory is not a baby anymore.
18:03Ugh.
18:04Don't say that.
18:04She's eight.
18:05She's eight.
18:05And her favorite hobby is making necklaces out of gum wrappers.
18:08Well, you could try stunting her growth, keeping her in a box, blowing cigarette smoke on her.
18:14You are so taking this out of context.
18:21Okay.
18:24When my uncle was a young man, there was this girl who lived across the street from him.
18:30And he was completely in love with her.
18:32But he never talked to her.
18:33And he knew in his gut that this was the girl he wanted to spend the rest of his life
18:37with.
18:37This is gonna be sad, isn't it?
18:39No.
18:39Let me finish.
18:40Oh, it's gonna be sad.
18:41So anyhow, my uncle watches this girl, waiting for the right moment to approach her.
18:45Next thing he knows, he gets drafted.
18:47Oh, I'm going for the Kleenex.
18:48No, no, no.
18:49My...
18:49No, he thinks this is perfect.
18:51I'll come back.
18:52I'll have a career.
18:53I'll serve my country.
18:54I'll be worthy of her love.
18:56When he gets back, she's gone.
18:58Moved away.
19:00No one knew where.
19:01And he never saw that girl again.
19:04Now, my uncle, he didn't say much to me.
19:07But the one thing that he did say was that if there's something in your gut that you know,
19:15you feel is right, you gotta go after it, no matter what.
19:21What do you say?
19:35Maybe dinner wouldn't be such a bad idea.
19:40Oh, dinner?
19:40You mean we could sit together?
19:42Even drive together?
19:43Just take the card.
19:44It might frame the card.
19:46Just use the card.
19:47It definitely will.
19:55Hey.
19:57What?
19:59That story about your uncle.
20:01Is it true?
20:05Goodbye, Lorelai Gilmore.
20:19Life is a funny, funny thing, huh?
20:22Yeah.
20:22I love that Jim Carrey.
20:24What?
20:25Jim Carrey.
20:27He's just...
20:27He's just funny.
20:29He is funny.
20:30But I don't mean funny funny.
20:31I'm being philosophical.
20:32Oh.
20:34Very serious face.
20:35John Paul Sartre.
20:36I can't talk to you with that face.
20:38How do you guys get any work done?
20:40Huh?
20:41So why is life such a funny thing?
20:43I met this amazing guy.
20:46Goody?
20:47Yeah.
20:47There's Goody stuff about it, but there's Batty stuff, too.
20:50He's a teacher at Chilton.
20:51Max, you met him at the bake sale.
20:52Oh, he looked good.
20:53Yeah, right?
20:54He's so sexy and smart and funny.
20:56And he likes coffee.
20:57God.
20:58He sounds perfect for you.
20:59Did you get onions?
21:00No.
21:01Hey, Luke.
21:01You forgot the onions.
21:04I'm just so mixed up, though.
21:05You know, this is a real crossroads kind of situation.
21:07It's like to perm or not to perm.
21:08I'm really confused.
21:10For God's sake.
21:12Go ahead.
21:13I'm still listening.
21:14You're about to, uh, perm your hair.
21:17I just want to do the right thing.
21:19I'm not sure I see what the problem is.
21:21Oh, there are many problems.
21:22First, I do not like to involve Rory in my personal life.
21:25I don't want her to have to deal with that.
21:27You know, I bring some guy home, and he might not be the guy,
21:29but then she gets all attached to him, and then all of a sudden I decide
21:33that I don't like the way he eats or he hums incessantly.
21:37Or the way he smacks his lips or how his hair isn't really his.
21:40Yeah.
21:40And then I break up with him, and then Rory is the one who gets hurt.
21:43I totally understand.
21:44This guy is her teacher.
21:45I mean, there's no way to keep him out of her life.
21:47She sees him every day.
21:48Are you the open-faced turkey?
21:49Yep.
21:50Okay.
21:51I added a little fresh lemon and a little cayenne pepper.
21:53I got a plot.
21:56You do know that Rory's not a baby anymore.
21:59I know.
21:59That's what he said.
22:00Maybe I'm being too serious, right?
22:02Maybe I should loosen the rules a bit.
22:03Plus, it'd be great to get, you know.
22:06What?
22:08You know.
22:10No, I don't.
22:11You know.
22:12He knows.
22:13You know?
22:15Yeah, I know.
22:16Suki!
22:17Hey, I was looking for your pet preco, Judge.
22:19Hey, what have I said about the counter?
22:20I know, but...
22:21The counter is a sacred space.
22:22My sacred space.
22:24You don't do yoga on the Dalai Lama's mat, and you don't come behind my counter.
22:27Period.
22:28I was trying to help.
22:29If you bring her again, I want her on a leash.
22:31I mean it.
22:33He does make a damn fine burger, though.
22:35He does at that.
22:36All right, I'm just gonna keep it simple.
22:38I'll tell Rory.
22:39If there's even an ounce of weirdness about it, I'll cancel.
22:42You haven't told Rory yet?
22:44No.
22:44Oops.
22:45No, not oops.
22:46The timing hasn't been right.
22:48This is a very delicate, fragile situation.
22:51It's like one of your souffles.
22:52If you don't do it right, it's a disaster.
22:54And you have to order it 45 minutes in advance.
22:56Huh?
22:57My souffle.
22:59Right.
22:59But I wasn't speaking directly about your souffle.
23:01I was speaking metaphorically.
23:03Oh.
23:03You don't like my souffles?
23:05How do we work together?
23:07Mom, you better come.
23:08Honey, what's wrong?
23:09It's cinnamon.
23:26My bad.
23:27Honey.
23:27Oh, Laura.
23:29Come in.
23:30Come in.
23:32She's gone.
23:34Cinnamon's gone.
23:35I'm so sorry.
23:38Is there anything I can do for you, Maury?
23:40This is life, Rory.
23:41It breaks your heart.
23:43She looked like she was sleeping.
23:44I thought she was asleep.
23:46So I nudged her, and she didn't wake.
23:49I gave her a push, and then she rolled off the couch.
23:51And since I just waxed the floor, she went shooting across the room.
23:55And then she knocked over the lamp, and she still didn't move.
23:58I knew it was over.
24:00Oh, God.
24:01My baby.
24:02Tell me it wasn't the...
24:04Oh, Maury, don't do this to yourself.
24:06He thinks it was the clams.
24:08She saw me eating them, and she gave me that, hey, man, what's up look, and...
24:12It wasn't the clams.
24:13Maury, in human years, this cat was 260 years old.
24:17That's a good long life.
24:19Listen, why don't you let me take her out to the van, and then I'll get out of your way.
24:23Oh, no.
24:24Stay.
24:24All of you, please stay.
24:26Cinnamon would want you here.
24:28We'll stay as long as you want.
24:30We'll never eat clams again.
24:33Me either.
24:47They said that they rolled her body into a lamp.
24:52Did you laugh?
24:54Did you want to?
24:57But it's sad.
24:58Yeah, it's sad.
25:02Hello?
25:04Hello?
25:05Where is Lorelai?
25:05I'm dropping something off.
25:07Yoo-hoo, hi-ha, man.
25:08Where's Lorelai Gilmore?
25:10Hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:12Could not get back to the inn.
25:13Hmm.
25:14What?
25:14You are having a party, and I was not invited?
25:17Sweetie, it's not a party, it's a wake.
25:20Oh, really?
25:21Who died?
25:22Their cat.
25:25You are mourning a cat?
25:27Yes.
25:28Delictaire privates, these cats.
25:31Not the comforting chitchat we're looking for here.
25:33Goodbye.
25:33I'll talk to you later.
25:35LaBette!
25:36Maury, I came as soon as I heard.
25:40Oh, what do you need?
25:42A little air, honey.
25:44Oh.
25:44Oh.
25:46Luke.
25:47Suki.
25:48What you got in the bag?
25:49Bricks.
25:49Yeah, good one.
25:50Oh, bless you both.
25:53Everyone's starved.
25:53Come in.
26:03Okay, how should we do this?
26:04Well, we need to create a flow for the room so there's no bottlenecks.
26:07People coming in the front door, they're gonna want a beverage.
26:09Put them on the first table, then with smaller hors d'oeuvres and crudités next to that,
26:13leaving one hand free to greet the people.
26:15Then, back there, set up plates and cutlery.
26:17First the salads, then the meat dishes, then put the desserts on the piano bin.
26:20How's that sound?
26:21Dig in.
26:25Oh, hi.
26:37Uh, wow.
26:37I wasn't expecting you.
26:39Or, me, you.
26:40I mean, you, me.
26:42I mean, come on in, you.
26:49Do you know him?
26:50No.
26:52No?
26:53Well, he goes to my old school, so I see him there sometimes.
26:55But, um, I go to Chilton now.
26:58Thanks for the update.
27:01You're welcome.
27:04Hey, uh, do you have a second?
27:06No.
27:07I have gum.
27:09No, thanks.
27:10Uh, look.
27:11I have to get back.
27:12Oh.
27:13Okay.
27:13Uh, sure.
27:15I'll see you later.
27:27Mom?
27:31Isn't that...
27:31Oh, no.
27:33That's Mr. Medina.
27:34Tonight's Thursday.
27:36Well, am I in trouble?
27:38Did the school call or something?
27:39No, no.
27:40You're great.
27:40It's, I, um...
27:42Let me just come back in just one second.
27:44Wait, what's going on?
27:45Let me tell you in a minute.
27:46Tell me now.
27:48Max is here, um...
27:49Max?
27:49Is here to pick me up.
27:51Pick you up for...
27:54Oh.
27:55I'm gonna talk to him real quick, and, and I'm gonna be right back.
28:03Hey!
28:04Oh, hi.
28:06Hi.
28:06I was, uh, knocking but no one answered.
28:08I know.
28:08I was at the neighbor's house.
28:09Um, Max, I should have called you sooner, but...
28:13You're canceling.
28:13I, I know.
28:14It's totally last minute.
28:16I'm heartbroken.
28:17I just completely forgot about our, our date.
28:19And forgettable.
28:20No, no.
28:20You're memorable.
28:21I, I've been memorabling you all, all week.
28:24It's just, we had a little emergency.
28:27Rory, is Rory okay?
28:28No, Rory's fine.
28:29It's the neighbor's cat.
28:31The neighbor's...
28:32Cat.
28:33She died.
28:35She died?
28:36This is a very fat, very, very beloved cat.
28:39I see.
28:44Lorelai...
28:46I like you.
28:47Mm-hmm.
28:47And I don't want to force something on you that you don't want.
28:52So...
28:53No, no.
28:54Wait, wait, no, no, wait.
28:55No, Max, you're not forcing anything on me.
28:57I am telling the truth about the cat.
28:59Lorelai...
28:59Max, please, don't read that much into this.
29:02Call me and we'll reschedule.
29:04I, I promise, that's what I want.
29:09Are you sure?
29:09Cross my heart and hope that no other neighborhood pets die on that day.
29:15Okay, I'll call.
29:18Good.
29:20I'm sorry about, um...
29:23Cinnamon.
29:24Cinnamon.
29:27Yeah.
29:39You stupid cat.
29:40Couldn't have held on one more day.
29:45Is that meatloaf?
29:47Yep.
29:47You use ketchup?
29:49I make fun of my mother, too.
29:50Sorry.
29:51You know, my rope for puffs would compliment that dish quite well.
29:54It's fine on its own.
29:56Right.
29:59Okay, toss some on the plate.
30:01Okay, can I make a pretty design?
30:02Maybe, maybe make some layers?
30:04Suki.
30:04Right, tossing them on.
30:05Got it.
30:06You guys, have you seen Rory anywhere?
30:08Yeah, I think she had it that way.
30:10I think so.
30:11Looks like a...
30:12Sorry.
30:16Excuse me, ma'am.
30:19Oh, well, if it isn't Kirk the Jerk.
30:21I want to apologize for what happened at the store yesterday.
30:24I'm listening.
30:25I wasn't aware that you were the Miss Patty.
30:28The owner tells me you're one of our best customers
30:30and that you can put anything in that mouth that you want to.
30:33Those were his words.
30:34I could have paraphrased them.
30:35Stop sweating and close your pores, Kirky.
30:38I always forgive.
30:41Once.
30:45Hey, Babette.
30:46Oh, hello, sugar.
30:48Can I get you something?
30:49No, I'm fine.
30:50I'm just, I'm looking for Rory.
30:51Oh, I think she might be in the bathroom.
30:53Thanks.
30:55Can I help you with something?
30:56Oh, no.
30:57I thought I'd just get some of this stuff packed away.
31:00Wow.
31:01It's like a scene from the kiddie version of Valley of the Dolls.
31:04Yeah.
31:05You never realize how old they actually are
31:07till you look in the medicine cabinet.
31:10Yeah.
31:11These were for her heartworms,
31:13for her thyroid, her kidneys,
31:16for the rash she got from taking these,
31:18and these were for the tics she developed
31:21from taking the stuff for the rash.
31:23And these are, oh, geez, these are mine.
31:27Damn, I'm gonna miss that old broad.
31:30Oh, I know.
31:32You know, I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself now.
31:35You live to take care of your kids.
31:37I know, sweetie.
31:38But you gave her everything you had.
31:40Yeah.
31:41She was so tiny when I got her.
31:43She could sleep in my shoe.
31:46The other day, I came across a hat that I made for Rory.
31:50It was like a doll hat.
31:51Oh, they grow up so fast.
31:53And then they take your clothes.
31:55I guess eventually you have to move on.
31:57Figure out what your life is gonna be.
32:00When you're not busy, taking care of somebody else.
32:07Well, geez, look at this place.
32:09Not a clean glass in sight.
32:10Let me help you with that.
32:16Oh, here, sugar.
32:19Use this.
32:20Maury sits on it when he helps me.
32:24Wow.
32:25How does Maury get around here?
32:27Oh, just fine.
32:28He had a couple concussions his first year here,
32:31but he never complains.
32:33He's just the best thing.
32:37Don't know what I'd do without him.
32:41Oh, Babette.
32:43What...
32:43What do you mean without him?
32:46I saw an Oprah a few weeks ago.
32:49She had on couples who lost a child.
32:52Most of the marriages went belly up for the pain of it all,
32:56even though they loved each other.
32:58Babette, that is not gonna happen to you.
33:00I never thought a man would ever even want me.
33:04I know the feeling.
33:05Oh, please with that ass.
33:06Give me a break.
33:08I mean, want me for more than my ass.
33:11Me for me.
33:12The whole package.
33:14Annoying, neurosis and all.
33:15You'll find him.
33:17It might even be that stud that drove out of here in a Mustang.
33:22Did you see him?
33:23Oh, yes.
33:24What a jaw.
33:25Right?
33:25He's got a great jaw.
33:26How is he in the sack?
33:28I haven't gone out with him yet.
33:30Well, you'll tell me how he is when you do?
33:32I'll call you during the cigarette.
33:36Oh.
33:40Oh.
33:41That cinnamon song.
33:44Oh, my God.
33:51Yeah, my dx لو.
33:57It's Mohan's, man.
34:12I can't find Marie anywhere.
34:14I'm sure she's around.
34:15Max showed up for the date that I forgot about and she saw him.
34:18And you haven't told her about it now.
34:20Oops. Stop with the oops.
34:21Okay, calm down. It's not that big of a deal.
34:24Her teacher showed up on her porch to take out her mother.
34:27She'll understand. You're crazy. She knows that.
34:29Enough of the comforting secret.
34:31Sorry.
34:39Hey.
34:41Jeez, you scared me.
34:43Yeah, uh, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
34:47For what?
34:48Well, I've been kind of bugging you lately.
34:50Uh, I thought, I don't know, I thought you maybe liked me.
34:53But it's obvious that you're not interested,
34:55so I just wanted to say that, uh, that I get it.
34:58And, um, I'm not going to bother you anymore.
35:07Wait.
35:10I am interested.
35:14You are?
35:15Yes.
35:17I gotta go.
35:26Ugh.
35:27Finally. I've been looking everywhere for you.
35:29Well, you found me.
35:30Listen, I have some explaining to do, okay?
35:32So sit right down in that tiny little chair,
35:33and I'm going to do it right now.
35:36That man on the porch was your teacher.
35:41Mom, I'm a little behind in school,
35:43but not so behind that I don't know who the teacher is.
35:45So?
35:46So, um, he and I were going to sort of hang out together.
35:50On a date?
35:51No, on something that could appear like a date to the untrained eye.
35:55And to your daughter's eye?
35:56It was a date.
35:57How long have you been dating him?
35:59I haven't.
35:59This was going to be the first time.
36:01And when were you planning on telling me about this?
36:03On your wedding?
36:03Oh, by the rehearsal dinner, at least.
36:06He's my teacher.
36:07I know.
36:09He teaches me things.
36:11Every day.
36:11In a very small classroom.
36:13With a lot of other kids who probably aren't going to be high-fiving me
36:15when they find this out.
36:16I know, sweetie.
36:17And I told him that this was one of the things I was concerned about.
36:20And?
36:21And he felt we could be discreet.
36:22Unbelievable.
36:23Are you mad?
36:24Yes.
36:24Right.
36:25Because I'm dating him?
36:26Because you lied to me.
36:28I kept information from you.
36:29Information that I should have had.
36:31Information that would have come out eventually, like the Iran-Contra scandal.
36:34So you're Oliver North?
36:35No, I'm Fawn Hall.
36:36Mom.
36:36Well, she was much prettier.
36:38I just can't believe that you didn't tell me about this.
36:42Why wouldn't you tell me?
36:43It's because I thought you were going to take it bad.
36:44Thank God I was wrong.
36:46Okay.
36:47Okay.
36:48Listen, I'm sorry.
36:49I won't date him.
36:50I promise.
36:51I'm not saying that you can't date him.
36:53It's just...
36:54This is weird.
36:56I mean, there are a million guys in this world, and you end up with Mr. Medina.
37:00You think I don't get the weirdness factor?
37:02Believe me, the last thing I intended to do was date your teacher.
37:06I believe you.
37:07I really like him, Rory.
37:09I can't help it.
37:10And it's been a really long time since I felt like this.
37:12You can't always control who you're attracted to, you know?
37:14I think the whole Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton thing really proves that.
37:18And I know you don't understand this now, but you will someday.
37:21You'll meet some great guy, and he'll make your head all foggy, and you won't know what to do with
37:25yourself.
37:26Oh, sweetie.
37:27I won't keep anything from you again, okay?
37:29I promise.
37:30From now on, every aspect of my life is an open book to you.
37:33It's okay.
37:35Really.
37:35I'm not even going to get dressed until I tell you what I'm thinking of wearing.
37:41Fair enough.
37:42Okay.
37:42Tomorrow, I'm thinking the purple tiger top, the black leather skirt, the panda bear underwear.
37:48Oh, good.
37:50But of course, I'm totally open to suggestions.
37:53Here's one.
37:54Get some help.
37:59Let us know if we can do anything.
38:01Oh, you've done too much already.
38:04Oh.
38:05Good night, Papa.
38:06Good night, sugar.
38:07Good night, Maury.
38:08Stay cool, Rory.
38:10All right.
38:17It's getting late.
38:19Let's stay outside a while, baby.
38:23Looking for the Big Dipper?
38:25Okay.
38:26I'd like that.
38:48Hello?
38:49I've been trying to get you all afternoon.
38:52Mom?
38:53Yes.
38:53Hi.
38:54You already said that.
38:55But someone hasn't.
38:57Hello?
38:58There we go.
38:59You are impossible to reach.
39:01Well, there's no messages on the machine, Mom.
39:02I don't leave messages.
39:04If I wanted to talk to a machine, I'd talk to my VCR.
39:06Where were you?
39:07At a wake.
39:08Of what?
39:09A wake, a funeral.
39:11A funeral?
39:11Who's?
39:12Who's for the neighbor's cat?
39:17A cat.
39:17Mom?
39:18Hold on.
39:19I'm looking up aneurysm in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.
39:22I just wanted to be honest with you, Mom.
39:24Silly me.
39:25A cat?
39:26Yeah, a cat.
39:27It was a cat's funeral.
39:28You skipped your own cousin's funeral for a cat funeral?
39:31Not my cousin, Mom.
39:32My father's grandmother's sister's girl who I never...
39:35You said you couldn't be away from the inn.
39:36Well, I couldn't at the time, but I worked it out.
39:38For a cat.
39:40It's late.
39:41I have a big day tomorrow, Mom.
39:42Oh, what?
39:43You're going to a raccoon's wedding?
39:45Good night, Mother.
39:46Good night.
39:50She's working for a sedative manufacturer, keeping that demand sky high.
39:55You shouldn't have told her.
39:56Well, I don't know what to tell and what to hide.
39:59Yeah.
40:01So, we never did quite settle the whole dating your teacher issue.
40:07I won't go out with him if you don't want me to.
40:10You can go out with whoever you want.
40:12It's whoever we want.
40:14Well, I'm certainly not going to go out with him, because that'd be really weird.
40:17But I mean it.
40:18I won't see him if you don't want me to.
40:20Huh.
40:22You know, if there's anything that makes you feel uncomfortable, big or small, then he's out of there.
40:27Good to know.
40:29Because, you know, it's not like I'm desperate.
40:32I mean, there are plenty of other guys out there.
40:34Sure are.
40:36And it's not like I have to ask your permission.
40:39I mean, this is a courtesy.
40:41Okay.
40:46Okay, so I'm going to be up for a while if you want to get back to me on this.
40:51I know where you are.
40:54Okay.
40:59Hey, do you think you could keep him out really late on Thursday night?
41:01Because I have this oral exam on Friday that I'd really love him to sleep through.
41:05I'll do my best.
41:06La la la, la la, la la la la, la la la la.
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