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مسلسل Ghosts مترجم - Episode 2
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00:11We are ghosts.
00:12While most spirits pass on to the afterlife,
00:14we are cursed to spend eternity.
00:16Oh, and she's gone.
00:18Now what's gonna happen to the house?
00:19This must be them, the new folks that own the house.
00:21Why don't we just try haunting?
00:24Ooh, let's scare them away.
00:25We're ghosts.
00:28Watch out.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:32Sam, Sam!
00:33I hope you were at least this upset
00:34when I was technically dead for three minutes.
00:36This can't be real.
00:38What are you looking at?
00:38I think you're right.
00:39She can see us.
00:40I don't know.
00:41Ah!
00:41I don't know.
00:43I don't know.
01:07No!
01:09I don't know.
01:11I don't know.
01:24Well, yep, she can still see us.
01:27Yes!
01:28Also, she's apparently a little cranky before she's had her coffee.
01:42We are in uncharted waters.
01:45Those are the worst type of waters.
01:46Unless, of course, you find God.
01:48This opens up intriguing possibilities to get them to leave.
01:52Namely, diplomacy.
01:54Thankfully, you're looking at the man who negotiated an end to the siege of Fort Ticonderoga.
02:00You surrendered unconditionally to the British.
02:02But we lived to fight another day.
02:04You died of dysentery two weeks later.
02:05Did I?
02:08Point is, I'm good at talking.
02:10Don't talk to enemy.
02:12Destroy them.
02:13Then toast their deaths with horns full of mead.
02:16Okay, that boy has some serious anger issues.
02:19Why do we have to make the livings leave?
02:21It just seems like such a bummer.
02:23Because they're planning on turning my beloved Woodstone Mansion into a hotel.
02:26That's why.
02:27We'll be overrun.
02:28Exactly.
02:28We can't let these invaders take our land.
02:31Do you hear it at all?
02:32Do you hear the words that you're saying?
02:33You know, we don't have to talk her into leaving or destroy anyone.
02:37We could just befriend her and ask her not to open the hotel.
02:40So no hotel, but the hot chick stays.
02:42I like that plan.
02:43Yeah, could be useful to have a living that we can talk to.
02:47Ooh, I can get her to look into the details surrounding my mysterious death.
02:51Oh, please.
02:52You had a heart attack.
02:53Which was likely brought on by poisoning.
02:55Okay.
02:56My death, like my life, was spectacular.
02:58Had to be.
02:59No way I went out from something born like a busted ticker.
03:02It's nothing to be ashamed of.
03:03My doc was pretty worried about my blood pressure.
03:05Luckily, didn't turn out to be a problem.
03:08Oh, what happened?
03:11There's an air.
03:12We've been through this.
03:15Jay!
03:16Where were you?
03:17I was in the attic.
03:19Are you okay?
03:19Jay, they're back.
03:20I woke up and one was in the bathroom.
03:22Whoa, whoa.
03:22Okay, okay.
03:23These are just residual effects from your accident.
03:25What happened?
03:26I ran into the door when I tried to attack him with a toilet brush.
03:29Um, is that like to ghosts?
03:30What?
03:31Wouldn't snakes are to vampires?
03:32It was the only thing handy.
03:33Please don't make fun of me.
03:34I really saw one.
03:35Okay, okay.
03:36Um, have you seen one since you hit your head?
03:39No.
03:41Do you think somehow hitting my head the second time cured me?
03:44I mean, if you haven't seen one since you hit your head, you're probably out of the woods.
03:47Oh my God, they're back.
03:48They're here.
03:49They're all behind you.
03:50Hello.
03:51Sorry about before.
03:53I don't see anybody.
03:54I would like to formally open negotiations to discuss your withdrawal from Woodstone Mansion.
03:58Hear, hear.
03:59There's a hippie and a viking.
04:01Be gone.
04:01Peace.
04:02And a guy dressed like Hamilton.
04:03Hamilton?
04:04How do you know about Hamilton?
04:06One of them is not wearing any pants.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09You like that?
04:09Hi, Alberta.
04:11Can you help me find out who murdered me?
04:12Hey, babe, remember what the doctor said.
04:15You might experience some visual disturbances.
04:17I'm sorry.
04:19Did you talk about Alexander Hamilton?
04:21Did that little twerk become famous?
04:22Oh, wait, isn't that the guy on the $10 bill?
04:24The what?
04:25They seem really real.
04:27Well, of course.
04:28What do you mean?
04:28He's like, you're a currency?
04:30Okay, but what do you think is more likely?
04:32Do you think you're seeing ghosts or do you think you're suffering symptoms of a severe concussion?
04:36You've got ghosts, obviously.
04:38Concussion.
04:39No.
04:41They're all in your head.
04:42You just ignore them and they'll go away.
04:45Ignore them?
04:46Well, that's rude.
04:47You go get some rest because your man is taking care of business.
04:51Do you know how that works?
04:53Oh, no.
04:54No, I do not.
04:55But the internet does.
04:56The internet?
04:57It's an invention for looking up stock prices in porn.
04:59I'm going to let the contractors handle the big things, but you know what?
05:02Papa Bear's going to save some money where I can because we're not all Mr. Moneybags here.
05:06Am I right?
05:08From where did you find this awful painting of my philandering husband?
05:11Oh, yeah, Elias.
05:12I remember when he sat for that painting and then when he slept with the artist.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Well, okay.
05:15I guess I'll just go lie down.
05:17You're going to be better in no time.
05:19The bones have spoken and they foresee your doom!
05:23Right.
05:24Thanks.
05:35What are you doing in my room?
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:37This is going to make a dope man cave.
05:40What?
05:40A cave of men?
05:42What does that even mean?
05:49Oh, no.
05:49What are you doing?
05:51Oh, hey, Hetty.
05:52This is fun.
05:53Oh, this is not fun.
05:55This horrible man has destroyed the sanctity of our rooms.
05:58Oh, it's like we're roommates.
06:00You got this.
06:07Crap.
06:07Are you mad?
06:08You made it even bigger.
06:10No, no, no, don't look away.
06:12Yay!
06:14Hey, who's your favorite boy ghost?
06:16I'd say Thor, but he really scares me, but I kind of like that.
06:19You know what?
06:19No.
06:20No, no, no, no.
06:21No, no, no.
06:23This Jay fellow has ruined our ability to communicate with Samantha by convincing her
06:28that we are not real, which is a serious setback, in the face of which a lesser leader might
06:35give up.
06:36Like, for instance, oh, I don't know, Hamilton.
06:40Dude is obsessed.
06:42He was a terrible commander.
06:44He was all about himself, whereas I, I was known for making men under me happy.
06:48How are we supposed to befriend Sam or drive her from the land?
06:52Yeah, yeah.
06:52If she's just ignoring us.
06:54Enemy's not supposed to ignore.
06:55It hurts feelings.
06:57We don't let her ignore us.
06:58We do the same thing I did in 98 when Lizzie Grubman told me the list was closed for Diddy's
07:02white party.
07:03We keep bugging her.
07:05What kind of party?
07:06What is Diddy?
07:06It's a jaunty little song.
07:08The references are not important.
07:09The point is, we don't give up.
07:11We keep bugging her.
07:12Now is when we double down.
07:14So simple, yet so brilliant.
07:16We don't allow her to ignore us.
07:18Yes, yes, we will pester her in the kitchen.
07:22We will annoy her in the living room.
07:25We will make her life a living hell, so she has no choice but to finally acknowledge us.
07:31Yes, yes.
07:32And then we drive them from this land.
07:34Yes.
07:34Or have a nice friendly chat.
07:36That one.
07:38She will prove the day.
07:39Shut the legs off.
07:40Hang them from trees.
07:42It's too much.
07:44We're making it weird.
07:49Hi there.
07:51Hello.
07:52All right.
07:53I know you're actively ignoring us, but that's okay.
07:55I was married for 16 years, so I get it.
08:00Oh, you looked at me.
08:01She looked at me.
08:02Oh, it's working.
08:06Death to all enemies.
08:12Is it getting any better?
08:13Um, now who would want me dead?
08:16I was a beloved jazz singer.
08:19Not really.
08:20I'm sorry, sweetie.
08:21I'm sure it'll be better tomorrow.
08:24Okay.
08:25There was one person.
08:26She thought I was having an affair with her husband.
08:29I was sleeping with him, but she didn't know that.
08:31So in a way, I kind of wasn't as far as she knew.
08:33So then the bear raised his arms to attack me, but the shrooms were kicking in, and I thought
08:37he just wanted a hug.
08:38You know how everyone talks about bear hugs?
08:39They're not talking about hugs from actual bears.
08:41Can you please stop talking?
08:44I'm trying to sleep.
08:45Oh, yeah.
08:45No, totally.
08:46Yeah, no, I'm so tired, too.
08:48Why do we sleep?
08:50I don't know.
08:51When I was at Woodstock, I didn't sleep at all, because I didn't want to miss anything,
08:54especially the grateful dead.
08:55I was a huge deadhead, which was ironic, because I wasn't even dead at the time.
08:59I don't care.
09:06Look, I get it.
09:08Who wants to think they're seeing ghosts?
09:10It's scary.
09:11You know what's scarier?
09:13Eternity.
09:14So I find ways to break it up, create some drama.
09:17Like, yesterday, I told Alberta that Hedy said she didn't like her hat.
09:21Now, did Hedy really say that?
09:23I will take that answer to my grave, which will never come, which is why I have to do this
09:28kind of stuff.
09:32Oh, hi there.
09:33I'm Steve.
09:34Unbelievable.
09:35Jay, there's another one.
09:37He's a big guy with a greasy beard.
09:38Hey.
09:39Hey, babe.
09:40Have you met Steve?
09:41Here you go.
09:43Wait, you can see him?
09:44What's happening?
09:45Sam, Steve, he's here to help us with the cable.
09:47Who is this man?
09:48Another invader?
09:50Oh, my God.
09:51I'm so sorry, Steve.
09:52I haven't been sleeping well.
09:53It's great to meet you.
09:55That should about do it.
09:56I went ahead and gave you three months of the sports package.
09:58Cool.
09:58He, too, shall feel all right.
10:01Shut up about that sports package, Steve.
10:06What a deal.
10:08Right?
10:10I'm going to test her out.
10:15The Vikings were known for their promise on the battlefield.
10:19What is this magical window?
10:23Hello.
10:24Oh, okay.
10:25Well, I'm down for a stroll.
10:26Where are we headed?
10:27On behalf of my fellow ghosts, I'd just like to welcome you to-
10:31I mean, I'm not technically alive, but I am real.
10:33No, you're not.
10:33You're answering me.
10:34No, I'm not.
10:35Okay, I thought of a couple other people who may have wanted me dead.
10:38Any chance you could hop the train down to Memphis and knock on some doors?
10:40Hey, am I crazy?
10:41Where is their chemistry here?
10:42This isn't happening.
10:43I know.
10:44I didn't expect this either.
10:46Okay, so this machine truly has access to the entire breadth of human knowledge.
10:51Yeah, pretty much.
10:52Okay, I need you to look up Alexander Hamilton on this.
10:58Do you know how long it would take me to type all those letters?
11:01I must know what he went on to do.
11:03He haunts me, and I'm a damn ghost.
11:06Okay, buddy.
11:08Stand back.
11:09Let me work my magic.
11:16My God, the pageantry.
11:17Do you want this or not?
11:18Yes, no, I do.
11:19I like it.
11:22Come on, come on.
11:24You've got it.
11:25You've got it.
11:27You've got it.
11:32Oh, amazing.
11:40Okay, next letter.
11:41Next letter.
11:42Thor can smell the salty brine.
11:45There's my toolbox.
11:50Come on, electricity.
11:53Oh, by the loins of Freya!
11:55Why?
11:56Small man!
12:02Well, if it isn't Mr. Fix-It.
12:05Why's he got a hammer?
12:06Who knows?
12:07Oh, no, no.
12:09Oh, no.
12:09Stop it.
12:10You fool.
12:11What are you doing?
12:12Stop it.
12:13Stop it.
12:14God, I know we're dead, but he's trying to kill us.
12:18Psychotic breaks.
12:20Okay, that's me.
12:21A moment of your time.
12:22That's also me.
12:23You must repair my wall.
12:24I cannot spend another night listening to the bohemian blather away.
12:27I won't do it.
12:27Bring back my people to the thing, the sorcerer's window.
12:31You are a strong, sane woman.
12:32You are a strong, sane woman.
12:35Hey, big head.
12:37I don't want you anyway.
12:39See?
12:39Say something negative, get them off balance.
12:42Oh, I don't know why I didn't start with this.
12:44Depression.
12:45Difficulty concentrating.
12:46Babe, can you please bring me my screwdriver?
12:48Sure thing.
12:49She moves.
12:50Do not walk away from me.
12:52She can't move too fast with those slightly too large ankles.
12:55This is genius.
12:56You cannot escape us.
12:59Oh, no way I'm going down there.
13:01No, no.
13:02They are terrifying.
13:03Jay, I think there's something very wrong.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:06What?
13:07What do you mean, what?
13:08There's a bunch of zombies down here.
13:09Zombies?
13:10Zombies aren't real.
13:11We're ghosts.
13:12We all died of cholera.
13:14It wasn't great.
13:15Babe, I think you really just need some more rest.
13:18We are way past rest.
13:21We need to go to a hospital now.
13:23Okay.
13:23Well, I'll drive you.
13:24Red valve.
13:25Red valve.
13:26Red valve.
13:27Red valve.
13:27Red valve.
13:28Red valve.
13:28Red valve.
13:29Can you turn the red valve?
13:30What?
13:31Can you just turn the red valve?
13:33It's kind of urgent.
13:34If you like the house.
13:37There you go.
13:38Yes.
13:39How did you know about the red valve?
13:41Can we get the hell out of here, please?
13:44Okay.
13:46No, we don't.
13:46Oh, we made him.
13:48Oh, nuts.
13:53I'm just saying.
13:54It's been three days, and I'm not feeling any better, so I'm starting to freak out.
13:57Well, I have to be honest.
13:59I don't think this will get better.
14:01What?
14:02It seems as if your accident left you so close to death that you somehow obtained the ability to actually
14:07see dead people.
14:09That can't be possible.
14:10It's quite rare, but I've seen it before.
14:12The last time was around 85 years ago.
14:15Wait, how old are you?
14:17Well, I was about 50 when I died.
14:20Now, sorry about that.
14:22I'll let you visit with your living doctor.
14:24What seems to be troubling you?
14:26She's excellent, by the way.
14:33This is amazing.
14:35The plan's working.
14:36Working.
14:37Thor, she ran off screaming.
14:38We've driven her insane.
14:40What does it matter?
14:41Nothing matters.
14:42What's up with Soldier Boy?
14:43Isaac had me look up Alexander Hamilton on Jay's computer.
14:46His list of accomplishments was even grander than I could have imagined.
14:49And then we looked up Isaac.
14:52Graduated Dartmouth.
14:53Died of dysentery.
14:56That's it?
14:57That's all it says?
14:59I was mentioned in but one academic journal in a footnote.
15:03I'm literally a footnote in history.
15:06Well, Dartmouth is very good.
15:07It's easy school.
15:08My life meant nothing, whereas my rival is known to this day.
15:12There was even a musical about him.
15:15You're really fixated on that musical thing.
15:16Well, this might come as a shock to you, since you see me as this tough military type.
15:21But musical theater is actually a passion of mine.
15:28I'm just saying, maybe we should have just stuck around for a little while,
15:31heard her out, maybe done the MRI.
15:33There's no point.
15:33They're not going to find anything, because I now know there's nothing wrong with me.
15:37Okay, but the doctor said...
15:38That was the living doctor.
15:40Of course she thinks I'm delusional.
15:41She's not trained for this, but the ghost doctor...
15:43Okay, that's where you start to lose me.
15:45If the ghosts were all in my head, I'd be seeing the same ones at the hospital as I do
15:48back at the house,
15:49but they're not.
15:50I see different ones in different places.
15:52Like that guy.
15:53Hey, bud.
15:55What guy?
15:57I know it's not great news, but at least I'm not crazy.
16:03No, no, Jade, look out!
16:07Phew.
16:07They were already dead.
16:09Sorry.
16:10What?
16:11Just drive.
16:11I can't.
16:12I can't.
16:12I...
16:19Listen, I know this is a lot, but I'm with you, no matter what, in sickness and in health.
16:25Okay?
16:26Because I love you.
16:28Aw, he's a keeper.
16:30Hold that pot.
16:31What was that?
16:33Sam!
16:34Sam!
16:35Sam!
16:36Hold on.
16:37Hold up.
16:37Sam!
16:39Sam, was there one in the car?
16:41Sam, was there one in the car?
16:45She's coming.
16:45Here she comes.
16:46Oh!
16:47Okay, fine.
16:47I see all of you.
16:49I admit your existence.
16:50Happy?
16:51Well, I mean, what is that?
16:52Hey, you're stupid.
16:53Great.
16:54But this is our house now.
16:56We inherited it, so it is time for you all to leave.
16:58It has been nice to meet you.
17:00But you can go haunt someone else now.
17:06She's funny, too.
17:08That was great.
17:09Girl, we can't leave.
17:11Yeah, you just sort of stay where you die.
17:13And how you die.
17:14It's your classic haunted house.
17:15So, it seems it's the two of you who should leave.
17:19Thank you kindly.
17:20Well, that's not happening.
17:21We've already sunk all our money into this place.
17:23Plus, I see dead people wherever I go, so leaving doesn't even help me.
17:26Okay, I'm back to freaked out again.
17:28Babe, just a second.
17:29It seems like we're stuck with each other.
17:31But it is not going to go on like this with all of you up in my face all of
17:34the time.
17:35So, what is it going to take for you to leave me alone, huh?
17:38What do you want?
17:40You, Viking guy, what do you want?
17:42I want to see my people in the magic box once a day.
17:47What?
17:47He wants to watch a show about Vikings on TV.
17:50Fine.
17:50Yes.
17:51You, Wolf of Wall Street, what do you want?
17:54Leave him, kill yourself, become a ghost, and get with me.
17:57But let's keep it casual.
17:58Gross.
17:58What do you say?
17:59You.
18:00I heard you mention you were a writer.
18:02I'd like you to pen my biography so that history may know my name.
18:05Now, that is actually quite interesting.
18:07And then take that book and adapt it into an award-winning Broadway musical.
18:11I want you to invite the descendants of the ten most likely suspects in my murder to a dinner party.
18:15Find out who did it.
18:16And exact revenge.
18:18No.
18:19You, Woodstock, what do you want?
18:21Woodstock?
18:21Uh, I'm easy.
18:22Just world peace.
18:23And an end to bear attacks.
18:25Sure.
18:26You, Downton Abbey?
18:27Take down that painting of my awful husband.
18:29And patch up the whole your awful husband put my wall.
18:32He's not awful when you get to know him.
18:34Wait a minute.
18:35You, next.
18:35I'd like the entire Hudson Valley returned to the Lenape.
18:39Barring that, maybe keep the radio on in the afternoons?
18:41That's a good one.
18:42We're going to get some beats in here.
18:43We're about to dance.
18:45That would be fun.
18:45Okay, so that is everybody.
18:48Oh, what about you?
18:50I just wanted to say hi.
18:52And welcome.
18:53Hi.
18:54Welcome.
18:55Wow.
18:56So, everybody feeling good?
18:58I'm pretty far from good.
19:00Uh, my husband still thinks I'm nuts.
19:02You know what?
19:03Follow me.
19:11Okay, now ignite the flame and release the gas knob slowly.
19:15Okay.
19:16Now hit it twice on the side right there.
19:18Hit it?
19:19Seriously.
19:24Okay.
19:25Now turn the gas knob on and you'll hear a...
19:27Woof.
19:30Nothing.
19:31Actually, a little passed on.
19:32The calibration's off.
19:33It's been wonky for the last 40 years or so.
19:36Whoa.
19:37Whoa.
19:38See?
19:39How else would I know any of this?
19:42Okay.
19:43Well, uh, I guess I believe you.
19:49And thank you.
19:52They say you're welcome.
19:54They?
19:54There's two of them?
19:56Yep.
19:58Are we done here?
20:04Oh.
20:05All taken care of?
20:06Yep.
20:06Yep.
20:07Covered the hole right up.
20:09This is not the solution.
20:10This is worse.
20:11I demand you remedy this post-haste.
20:14If you're here, you're welcome.
20:17Are you starting a new article?
20:19Toying around with a book idea, actually.
20:21Ooh.
20:21Mm-mm-mm.
20:21More righty-righty.
20:22Less talky-talky.
20:23Now, where was I?
20:24You were telling me about your wife.
20:26Huh?
20:26Oh, no, no.
20:27Nightyoo, it's a ghost thing.
20:28All right.
20:29Well, uh, have fun.
20:31Ah, yes.
20:31Beatrice.
20:32She was a handsome woman.
20:35We slept in separate bedrooms to keep the flame of our passion burning bright.
20:39Now, let's talk military service.
20:42I was a beloved commander, though I was known for riding my men hard.
20:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
21:12no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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