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00:01Dropping for school supplies. Parate.
00:03Nobody demanded that you come.
00:04Are you kidding? How often do you get to do things like this?
00:06I was thinking, while we're going crazy,
00:08we should get some toilet paper and a plunger next.
00:10I'll just do this later.
00:11No, I'm teasing. Come on, get that list of yours.
00:13Okay.
00:16I need legal pads.
00:17Got it.
00:18Tons of pens.
00:19Right.
00:20Some number two pencils, three highlighters, an eraser,
00:22a staple remover, and a peachy folder.
00:24You need three highlighters?
00:26Yes.
00:26Three? Yes.
00:27That's a very random number.
00:28Three is not a random number.
00:29No, but I mean, how did you get to the number three?
00:32One dries up, one gets lost, I have one left.
00:34You've really thought this out.
00:35Yes, I have.
00:36What came first, the chicken or the egg?
00:37Can we get back to the list, please?
00:38All right.
00:39Ooh, hey, legal pads.
00:42Nah, those are purple.
00:43Yes, purple is festive.
00:44I can't have purple.
00:45Yes, you can, they're on sale.
00:46I'm going to a serious school now.
00:48I need serious paper.
00:49Paper's paper.
00:50Not at Chilton's.
00:51All right, fine.
00:52Here's your serious paper.
00:54Ooh, and here are your somber highlighters,
00:57your maudlin pencils, your manic depressive pens.
01:00Mom.
01:01Now, these erasers are on lithium, so they may seem tearful,
01:04but we actually caught them trying to shove themselves in the pencil sharpener earlier.
01:07I'm going home now.
01:08No, wait.
01:09We're going to stage an intervention with the neon post-its and make them give up their wacky,
01:13crazy ways.
01:14You're never coming shopping with me again.
01:16Oh, here's a card tray.
01:18Everything's going to...
01:19If you're out on the road, feeling lonely and so cold.
01:27All you have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train.
01:53No, wait.
01:54The brush.
01:54The brush.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Let that brush.
01:59The brush.
01:59And here are already sharp.
02:01The brush.
02:04The brush.
02:06Me to be with you, I will follow where you live.
02:48Decent effort by most, good effort by some, exceptional effort by two.
02:54Miss Geller, Miss Grant, Mr. Graham, Miss Gilmore.
03:04Take these home, learn from your mistakes.
03:09Look at the large red circles around various parts of your paper as friendly reminders that your heir is human.
03:15And that here at Chilton we try to beat that humanity right out of you.
03:19Okay, next up, the test, the dreaded test.
03:24Shakespeare, the man we've been droning on about for the last three weeks,
03:28finally comes back to haunt us on Friday.
03:31This is a big one, my friends. Multiple choice with an essay section that will count for 20% of
03:36your grade this semester.
03:38Don't be fooled by my kind face and charming personality.
03:41This test will be hard and there will be no make-ups.
03:45Refer to the study materials that I gave you at the beginning of the month
03:48and those extensive notes I know you've been taking.
03:52Hard paper.
03:54Killer.
03:55How'd you do?
03:56A.
03:56Me too.
03:57A small world.
03:58Isn't it?
03:59Madeline, what'd you get?
04:00You know I get a B.
04:02A B's not bad.
04:03Oh, not at all.
04:03Respectable even.
04:04I'd be proud.
04:05A D, however, that would be cause for concern.
04:09I'd cry for help.
04:10A job application at McDonald's.
04:12Would you like fries with that?
04:14Hey, you know, not everybody can be smart.
04:16As my mother always says, somebody has to answer the phones.
04:20Okay, I have no idea what you two are talking about.
04:22No.
04:23But Rory does.
04:29Hey, Mary!
04:30And it just keeps getting better.
04:32Oh, you look sad.
04:33I'm fine.
04:34I'm a bad grade.
04:35I have to go.
04:37You know what, Mary?
04:38See, I just can't figure out why we're not friends.
04:40See, I think it's because I make you nervous.
04:42I think it's because you can't learn my name.
04:44What, do you have a boyfriend?
04:45None of your business.
04:45Is that a no?
04:46Is there no one else at the school you can bother?
04:48See, I think you'd like me.
04:49Well, you just don't know how to say it.
04:51Oh, boy.
04:52So what are you doing Friday night?
04:53I'm busy.
04:54What, you gotta be back at the convent by five?
04:56Please leave me alone.
04:58Alright, well, since you said please.
05:01Later.
05:02Mary.
05:10Ah, you imbecile!
05:12Back off, Chevalier.
05:13Mmm, you stupid blind and clumsy.
05:15Well, at least I'm not friends.
05:16Hey, what's going on?
05:17She ran over my shoe.
05:18He got in the way.
05:19You aimed for me.
05:21Yeah, well.
05:21Okay, hold on.
05:22She scratched my shoes.
05:23What a baby.
05:24These are $300 Italian loafers.
05:27I wonder if Versace makes a pacifier.
05:29You're fired.
05:31Excuse me?
05:31You can't fire me.
05:32Then I duck your pig.
05:34Alright.
05:34Can I kill her?
05:35I'm up before high tea.
05:36Fine, then I will curse you.
05:38Constantly and in several languages.
05:40Going for the other foot.
05:41Don't!
05:42Adrella, to your corner now.
05:45I win.
05:46Michelle, you're a grown man.
05:47Now go to your desk and act like one.
05:53Oh my God.
05:59Suki!
06:00Suki!
06:01Okay, okay.
06:02Just a minute.
06:02I've got it.
06:04The review.
06:05It's here.
06:06Where is it?
06:07I'm looking.
06:08Hurry.
06:09Oh!
06:11Behold, in theaters now.
06:13The thing that reads a lot.
06:16Chocolate.
06:17Glass measuring cup.
06:18Lorelai, look.
06:19I'm sorry.
06:21Geez, who's naked?
06:23Uh, Lucian Mills, food critic.
06:25Yeah?
06:25How's his butt?
06:26No, no.
06:26He was supposed to do a review of the restaurant.
06:28Oh!
06:28Here it is.
06:29Is it good?
06:30Is he mean?
06:31Should I cry?
06:32Here we go.
06:34The word's divine, delectable, and delirious.
06:37Don't begin to describe the delicious experience of dining at the Independence Inn.
06:41Oh!
06:41I'm smelling a rave!
06:42Really?
06:44Only Chef Suki St. James can make a simple salad of hothouse tomatoes and assorted fresh
06:48herbs seem like a religious experience.
06:51Her lobster bisque is worth every sinful, cream-filled, rich sip.
06:55See?
06:55I don't use that much cream.
06:56I just use a very concentrated lobster suck, and it really makes...
06:59Suki.
07:00He's not here.
07:01Okay, go on.
07:02The entrees are as heavenly as the starters.
07:04Though the much-lauded risotto was perfectly fine,
07:06it was the simple handkerchief pasta with brown sage and a butter sauce that sent me through
07:11the roof.
07:12Suki, this is unbelievable!
07:13I'm gonna have this frame for the dining room.
07:15Oh, yeah.
07:16That'd be swell.
07:17Can I see that again?
07:18Yeah.
07:19We should celebrate tonight, huh?
07:21Girls on the town.
07:22I can't.
07:23I have to study.
07:24You know, I should really get started on this shopping list.
07:27What is going on here?
07:28We are young and fiery women.
07:31Studying?
07:32Shopping lists?
07:33Where's to hell with it all?
07:35Where's...
07:36Throwing caution to the wind?
07:38Where's...
07:38Oh, shoot.
07:39The linen delivery.
07:41You go, girl.
07:45And the person of the week segment.
07:47News is on.
07:48One sec.
07:51For our top story tonight...
07:53A grisly horrible thing happened in a small town where no grisly horrible thing has ever happened.
07:57Everyone's shocked.
07:59House slides downhill.
08:01Liposuction kills.
08:02Stay fat.
08:06Hey!
08:07Let's get ice cream.
08:08I'm bored.
08:11Hello.
08:13Mom, I'm studying.
08:14Yeah, but I'm talking ice cream.
08:15Can't you take a break?
08:16I can't take a break right now.
08:18Okay.
08:19When?
08:20Are you four?
08:21No.
08:22I'm hungry.
08:23Have some more pizza.
08:25It's cold.
08:26Heat it up.
08:27It's not the same.
08:28Lorelei, go to your room.
08:30Wow.
08:30Smart girls are mean.
08:32If you let me study now, I'll play with you this weekend.
08:35Promise?
08:36Yes.
08:36We can do anything you want.
08:38Will you go to the shoe sale with me?
08:39Yes.
08:40Will you let me try on anything I want?
08:41Yes.
08:42Will you help me push other people out of the way if they're going for my size?
08:44I'll even run interference for you.
08:46All right.
08:47You've got a deal.
08:48Good.
08:55So, I'm sorry.
08:56Where did we land on the whole ice cream issue?
09:03What?
09:24Lane?
09:25Rory?
09:27Right or left?
09:29Left.
09:39I thought you said left, sorry, my left, your right, okay, Marco, Polo, Marco, Polo,
09:58hey, Marco, hey, Polo, you're late, sorry, what is that, 12 calories, here, oh, my God, bless
10:12you, man, what's that, my notes, really, I don't think Shakespeare knew himself this
10:22well, oh, I like, how much, 500, is that the best you can do, 450, no, not so sure, 375
10:31and
10:31you take it right now, sold, we appreciate your business, move, I really miss Stars Hollow
10:41High, you're kidding, right, no, Chilton's just, I don't know, hard, what do you care,
10:50you will always miss everything so easy at school, this should be a snap for you, nope,
10:57this is sold, move, what's that, oh, that's mine, that is chocolate covered death, with
11:05a creamy caramel surprise, hello, so, this guy asked about you today, what kind, the new
11:14kid, tall, perfect, what did he want to know, where you were, what'd you say, well, I told
11:21him, you were just too smart for us, and that you had to go to the genius school, oh, he
11:26really
11:26liked that, I guess he's into brainy chicks, well, I'll keep my eyes open for one for him,
11:33no, sold, I'm moved, well, where do you want us to go, library, I hate sales,
11:45no black sabbath, no one's listening, no black sabbath, no steely dan, no boston, and
11:51no queen, what happened to make you so cold, you like that mozart, I am the arty shah of
11:57harpists, two candy, coffee to go, there's fresh over there, ooh, good, fresh in my first
12:09lifetime as joan of arc, oh, sorry, I thought I made fresh, here, bless you, I'm so exhausted,
12:17and I have to drive into hartford tonight to go to a parent-teacher meeting, sounds great,
12:21yeah, this school is so different from stars hollow, you know, they send home like a thousand
12:25pages of updates every week, it's a very intense place, last week, there was this huge debate
12:32over whether plaid scrunchies were acceptable headwear, people took sides, things got ugly,
12:36the scrunchie motion finally passed, and I like to think I was the tiebreaker, that's
12:41nice, hey, what's the matter, sweetie, he said it was fine, who said it was fine, Lucian
12:48Mills, the restaurant critic, he said my risotto was fine, well, isn't it, no, it's not fine,
12:54fine is a word you use when someone stops you on the street that you sort of know, but
12:57you don't want to talk to, so they ask you how you are, and you say fine, and that's just
13:01enough so they don't have to keep talking to you because they don't want to, and then they
13:05can feel good about themselves because they've been considering enough to ask, and then if
13:09God forbid something actually is wrong, they'll actually sit down and take the time and listen
13:12even though they don't want to, sweetie, I don't think he meant fine as a slam or as a
13:17monologue, he couldn't have meant it any other way, Suki, I hate to see you get so upset over
13:22one little review, this is pride, Lorelei, I mean, you know about this risotto, I mean,
13:27on my mother's deathbed, you made the risotto, and she lived three more years, she was supposed
13:33to be dead, the doctor said she wouldn't make it through the night, and she lived because
13:36of the risotto, the magic risotto, and this guy had the nerve to say it was fine, I don't
13:42think he knew the story, okay, now before you get all goofy on me, I don't have your
13:48porcinis, I forgot them, I don't have any other excuse other than plain old stupid human
13:54error, and I have the morels, which I know you don't want, so come on, let me have it,
13:58the morels are fine, did anyone else feel the shift in the space-time continuum, a reviewer
14:06didn't like the risotto, the magic risotto, you're kidding, well, I gotta go, so try and
14:12cheer her up, would you, uh, sure, sweetie, please don't worry about it, everyone knows
14:20you're the best, so I hear the huckleberry crop's gonna totally suck this year, we are
14:33gonna be focusing on Elizabethan literature, Shakespeare, Marlowe, Bacon, Ben Johnson, John
14:40Webster, yeah, is Marlowe really that significant, well, we want to give as complete an overview
14:45as possible, yes, but will he be included on the advanced placement test, you can't know
14:50exactly what will be on the AP test, but it will definitely be important for future studies
14:54when your kids hit their universities, but to get there, they need to pass the AP test, right, well,
14:58it's all important, and it could all be on the test, how do we find out, well, you could bribe
15:03somebody on the AP committee, I was kidding, just kidding, I'm so sorry, I had a terrible
15:11pothole incident, uh, you don't care, so please, go on, what in the world, you okay, I'll just
15:24sit now, I don't think we've, we've met, oh, I'm, uh, Lorelai Gilmore, Rory's mom, glad
15:31you could join us, Rory's one of our new students, how nice, now, the AP test, right, well, we
15:37are preparing them as best we can, I've hired a tutor for bath and aid, always a valid option,
15:44Jesus, Mary Joseph and the Camel, it's really bad coffee, so, this, this AP test, what are
15:53we going to do about it, huh, well, the next test is scheduled for next month, um, the 25th,
15:59Saturday at 7 a.m., Ms. Gilmore, um, where, where is the test, it will be given here, here,
16:09right, great, great, any other questions, um, yeah, um, can parents come, what, yeah, it's
16:21a big, exciting test, I just thought, I'm sorry, is that stupid, no, no, no, it's not stupid,
16:25I just thought I'd like to see the excitement, it's a test, yeah, I know, what's exciting
16:30about a test, do you play golf, yes, I do, you explain yours, I'll explain mine, okay,
16:35why don't we get back to the meeting, that's the one who voted for the scrunchies, must be
16:39a scholarship student, um, excuse me, you know what, I think this would be a good time for
16:45a break, there's coffee in the back,
16:59what were you gonna do, hit her, no, I just, I had some good verbal comebacks ready,
17:08it, it just keeps getting worse, well, you know, not drinking, it is always an option,
17:12not in my world, I'm Max Medina, nice to meet you, I apologize for the behavior of some of our
17:19guests tonight, it's a tense time for some people, the SAT season, the waking hours,
17:25hey, are you this nice to my kid, yeah, it's easy, we're always a sweet girl, yeah, she is, she
17:31is,
17:34how is she liking Chilton, oh, she loves it, really, oh, yeah, I mean, it's an adjustment,
17:42of course, but she's always wanted to go to Harvard, this is how she'll get there, Harvard,
17:47yeah, ever since she could crawl, I really wanted her to go there, it's a great school,
17:52I actually bought her a Harvard sweatshirt when she was four, which of course was way too big
17:56for her, so she used it as a blanket for a while, and then as a makeshift diaper on this
18:00really
18:00ill-fated shopping trip, and now I've told you a story that would so mortify her, she'll kill me
18:05when she finds out, you know, don't tell her then, it'll be our secret, well, I appreciate that,
18:12so, are you a B-52s girl, what, no, I'm a klutz girl who should not drive with coffee in
18:23her hand,
18:25I, um, had this in the car,
18:29you know, I hope Rory adjusts to this place, we need her here,
18:33thank you, that's so nice, and I hope she's not too disappointed about her paper,
18:37because it's very hard to catch up on all that reading material, I know a D seems pretty dismal,
18:42Rory got a D, yeah, but, she's never gotten a D, it's the first paper she's had to turn in,
18:47she's bound to falter a little, oh, man, this totally explains the no ice cream thing,
18:51god, I'm such an idiot, the ice cream thing, look, uh, I've got to go, well, I'm sorry if I
18:57said
18:57something to offend you, oh, no, no, no, no, it's just that if Rory got a D, she's not feeling
19:01too
19:01good right now, and I, I'd really like to be there, I understand, so, it was nice meeting you, you
19:08too,
19:10keep up the good work, I will, don't ever make coffee, ever again, I won't, I promise, oh, oh,
19:18oh, thanks, bye, bye, bye, here, what's that, you look like you need pie, I do, violent pencil tossing
19:45usually signals a need for pie, what if I had thrown a pen, I would have brought you a trowel,
19:49what, I don't make the rules, I just carry them out,
20:00hey, backwards baseball hat, new look for you,
20:05she's in pie, did she even have dinner, you raised her, I just served,
20:14oh, hello, bookworm, finally, where were you, well, um, actually, I was in Hartford,
20:21why, I was there for the,
20:25parent-teacher meeting, oh, my God, yeah, I forgot, it went very well, I was extremely charming,
20:33I won the whole crowd over, they made me queen, so, I guess you talked to Mr. Medina,
20:39mm-hmm, why did you let me whine about ice cream and shoe sales when you had something major going
20:45on, I know, I hate when I'm an idiot and I don't know it, I like to be aware of
20:51my idiocy,
20:51to really revel in it, take pictures, I feel we missed a prime Christmas card opportunity,
20:55I'm sorry, you should have told me, I couldn't,
21:00you couldn't tell me, you tell me everything, it was too humiliating,
21:05oh, honey, he once told me that you loved Saved by the Bell,
21:08what could be more humiliating than that, I couldn't form the words,
21:13I couldn't even say it, I couldn't even comprehend it,
21:16it was a D, I got a D, I've never gotten a D, ever,
21:22I know, even when I broke my arm and I couldn't write for a month,
21:26I still got an A minus, that was a different school,
21:28I know, it was Stars Hollow High, a D at Stars Hollow is like an F at Chilton,
21:34it's worse, it's like a G, or a W,
21:38so I'm guessing the spelling test didn't go well either?
21:42A D, I suck,
21:45you don't suck, I can't do this,
21:49listen, a D is bad, okay,
21:51but all this talk about I suck and I can't do this and self-pity,
21:54that's worse, that's not you,
21:56you didn't feel sorry for yourself when it took you three months to learn how to ride a bike,
21:59and you won't now,
22:00four months,
22:01huh,
22:02it took me four months to learn how to ride a bike,
22:04really,
22:05four months?
22:06yeah,
22:07you want to belabor the conversation?
22:09all right,
22:09forget about the bike,
22:10listen,
22:11a D is one grade,
22:12it's not the end of the world,
22:13you'll catch up,
22:13you'll do better,
22:15you're of hearty,
22:15stubborn stock,
22:16my dear,
22:17there's one thing I gave you,
22:18it's my stubbornness,
22:19I'm not stubborn,
22:20yes you are,
22:20no I'm not,
22:21fine you're not,
22:22thank you,
22:22you're welcome,
22:24you can do this Rory,
22:24and I will help you,
22:25I will get you through this,
22:27now put the D behind you,
22:29what's next?
22:29I have a test on Friday,
22:31oh a test,
22:32great,
22:33on Shakespeare,
22:34the bard with the beard,
22:35love it,
22:36it's 20% of my grade,
22:37it just makes life interesting,
22:38now what do we have to do,
22:39to get you an A on that test?
22:42do you really think I can do this?
22:44I bet you,
22:45a dollar,
22:47that's it,
22:47that's all my future is worth,
22:49one dollar,
22:50well you did get a D,
22:51okay,
22:58let me not to the marriage of true minds,
23:00admit impediments,
23:02love is not love,
23:03which alters when it alteration finds,
23:05or bends with a remover to remove,
23:08oh no,
23:09it is an ever fixed mark,
23:10that looks on tempests,
23:12and is never shaken,
23:13it is the star to every wandering bark,
23:15who is worse unknown,
23:17although his height,
23:18be taken,
23:19you're going down,
23:46you're going down,
23:49recipes,
23:49and every single time,
23:51I come back to the same conclusion,
23:53that yours is better,
23:54yes,
23:55it is,
23:55you're looking for me,
23:56yes,
23:56great,
23:57okay,
23:58three weeks ago,
23:58guy comes in,
23:59Lucian Mills,
24:00orders the risotto,
24:01doesn't like it,
24:02the magic risotto,
24:03you're kidding,
24:03not helping,
24:05he's a restaurant critic,
24:06he ordered lots of things,
24:07probably didn't finish them,
24:08now in his review,
24:09he said,
24:10his waiter had a goatee,
24:11now you've got a goatee,
24:13so you waited on him,
24:13and I need info,
24:14well,
24:15what did he look like,
24:16like he's unhappy with the risotto,
24:17maybe he had an annoying table companion with him,
24:19that wouldn't let him concentrate,
24:20on what he was eating,
24:21I serve a lot of people,
24:23or he had a beard,
24:23false teeth,
24:24or wig,
24:25or those glasses,
24:26with a big nose,
24:27may I be fired now,
24:28absolutely,
24:29what about a guy,
24:30with an annoying companion,
24:31and a fake wig,
24:32who was sitting underneath,
24:33an air conditioning vent,
24:34next to a woman,
24:35with too much perfume,
24:37the comedy of errors,
24:38written,
24:401590,
24:41published,
24:421698,
24:43ooh,
24:441623,
24:44close,
24:45how 1623,
24:46close,
24:46I got the 16 part right,
24:48I was off by 75 years,
24:50well,
24:50anything under 100 is close,
24:52what kind of a rule is that,
24:54I'm running the study session here,
24:56okay,
24:57Richard III,
24:581591,
25:0093,
25:0296,
25:03okay,
25:03that's getting really annoying now,
25:11go on,
25:12I'm listening,
25:13the sonnets are 154 poems,
25:15of 14 lines,
25:15except,
25:17except for 126,
25:18which is 12 lines,
25:19good,
25:21they're written in iambic pentameter,
25:24except,
25:25except for 145,
25:27which is in tetrameter,
25:29rock on sister,
25:30really,
25:31not one mistake,
25:32wow,
25:32how do you feel,
25:34nauseous,
25:34yeah,
25:35well,
25:35I don't think the fries,
25:36and the horse rider sauce,
25:37was the best idea we ever had,
25:39it was satisfying in the moment though,
25:41I think you're gonna blow that class away tomorrow,
25:43you think,
25:44I think,
25:45what do you say,
25:46we call it a night,
25:47and get some beauty sleep,
25:49you go,
25:49I want to review my notes one more time,
25:51oh,
25:51that's okay,
25:52I'll stay up,
25:53mom,
25:53go to sleep,
25:53no,
25:54I'm not even tired,
25:54I was just thinking of you,
26:41go back to sleep now,
26:46no,
26:47darling,
26:49better keep all the bad dreams away,
26:56breathe now,
27:00think sweet things,
27:03and I'll think of all the right words to say,
27:10because we made you,
27:14my darling,
27:17with the love in each of our hearts,
27:31no,
27:34oh no,
27:35oh jeez,
27:39such a bad sleeping idea,
27:40I'm late,
27:41what,
27:43I'm late,
27:44I'm late,
27:44I woke up late,
27:45all right,
27:46calm down,
27:47I can't calm down,
27:48I missed my bus,
27:49get up,
27:50sweetie,
27:50mommy can't get up right now,
27:52mommy's been sleeping at a bright angle all night,
27:54I'm gonna miss the test,
27:57no,
27:57no,
27:58you're not,
27:59I'll get the keys,
28:00we'll go right now,
28:01let's go,
28:02let's go,
28:02let's go,
28:04I can't take you,
28:06you have to,
28:07I have a meeting at the inn at eight,
28:09mom,
28:09okay,
28:10wait,
28:10okay,
28:10think,
28:11listen,
28:11here,
28:12you drive,
28:13what?
28:14yeah,
28:14you drive,
28:15I'll get a ride from Suki,
28:16take the phone,
28:16take the keys,
28:17go,
28:17are you sure?
28:18go,
28:18I'm gone,
28:20good luck,
28:42hello,
28:43did I leave a set of my notes at your house yesterday?
28:45where are you?
28:46I'm driving to school,
28:47I need to check something,
28:48and I can't find some of my notes,
28:50okay,
28:50hold on,
28:51let me check,
28:57I don't see anything,
29:00what did I do with them?
29:01well,
29:02maybe it's downstairs in the store,
29:03maybe,
29:04I just,
29:05oh my god,
29:06are you alright?
29:08I just got hit by a deer,
29:10you hit a deer?
29:11no,
29:12I got hit by a deer,
29:13how do you get hit by a deer?
29:15I was at a stop sign,
29:16and he hit me,
29:18oh my god,
29:19was it a four-way stop?
29:22what does that matter?
29:23I don't know,
29:24I don't know what to ask after you've been hit by a deer,
29:27I don't see him,
29:29well put salt down,
29:30deers love salt,
29:31where am I gonna get salt?
29:32do you have a lunch?
29:34lane,
29:34sorry,
29:36I don't see him anywhere,
29:38what if he's hurt?
29:39Rory,
29:40your test,
29:40what time is it?
29:42it's 740,
29:43no,
30:01I'm sorry,
30:03everyone back to your test,
30:04Ms. Gilmore,
30:05you're gonna have to wait in the library,
30:06what about the test?
30:07I'm afraid you've missed the test,
30:08no,
30:08we start class promptly at 8.05,
30:10that's when I need people to be in their seats,
30:12please,
30:12I'm sorry,
30:13it's the rules,
30:14but you don't understand,
30:15I was up all night studying,
30:17and then I missed my bus,
30:18so I had to drive,
30:19let's discuss this outside,
30:20so I'm driving down this road,
30:21and I stop,
30:21and I get hit by a deer,
30:23you hit a deer?
30:24no,
30:24I got hit by a deer,
30:25you don't believe me?
30:27I've got antler prints on the side of my mother's car,
30:29Rory,
30:29come on,
30:30no,
30:30you have to let me take this test,
30:31I'm ready for this test,
30:33I know everything there is to know about Shakespeare,
30:34okay,
30:34okay,
30:35you need to calm down now,
30:36I know his birth date,
30:36and his mother's name,
30:37and the kind of ink he needs,
30:38it's an answer,
30:39and just what is wrong with you,
30:41huh,
30:41you already have everything,
30:43you already have the grades,
30:44and the status,
30:45what the hell is wrong with you,
30:46that you have this constant need,
30:47to be the biggest jerk,
30:48in the entire world,
30:49okay,
30:49let's go,
30:50huh,
30:51what's up,
30:51what's up,
30:52Quimby,
30:53why so silent?
30:54outside,
30:54now,
30:57and for the last time,
30:58the name is Rory,
31:04make sure that carpet,
31:05is replaced perfectly,
31:06before they go,
31:07okay,
31:07I mean perfectly,
31:08nailed down in everything,
31:09oh,
31:09you mean that perfectly,
31:11oh,
31:11I thought you meant,
31:12the other perfectly,
31:13you know,
31:13the one that could be,
31:14misinterpreted by,
31:15the other Michelle,
31:16you know,
31:16the one who can understand,
31:17what you meant,
31:18by perfectly,
31:22hey,
31:23what do you think,
31:23about Pat Benatar,
31:24great idea,
31:25can she play the harp,
31:28ah,
31:29look at that,
31:32I knew it,
31:33I knew it,
31:33I knew it,
31:34I knew it,
31:34I found it,
31:35I found it,
31:36you found what?
31:36his bill,
31:37I found his bill,
31:38what are you talking about?
31:38it wasn't the risotto,
31:39it was the wine,
31:40he ordered the wrong wine,
31:41oh,
31:42well,
31:42great,
31:43see,
31:43in the review,
31:44he mentioned something,
31:45about a summer tomato salad,
31:46which I only made once,
31:47in the last three weeks,
31:47because Jackson,
31:48of course,
31:49decides to get in a fist fight,
31:50with his tomato grower,
31:51okay,
31:52that's a different story,
31:53yes,
31:53save it for Christmas time,
31:54so Brian,
31:55the goateed waiter,
31:56only worked one shift last week,
31:57because his girlfriend kicked him out,
31:59and he had to move,
32:00Celia kicked him out,
32:01well,
32:01he didn't want kids,
32:02well,
32:02she knew that when they moved in,
32:03women always think they can change men,
32:04yeah,
32:05so anyhow,
32:06I checked the dates,
32:07I narrowed the date down,
32:08and I found a party,
32:09that had ordered practically,
32:10everything in the menu,
32:11including,
32:11the magic risotto,
32:12yes,
32:13the risotto,
32:13and a Riesling,
32:14ha,
32:14a Riesling,
32:15why not just drink battery acid,
32:17exactly,
32:18changes the entire flavor of the dish,
32:19and the fact that Brian even served it,
32:21makes me think Celia,
32:22is a little bit better off without her,
32:23I'm so glad,
32:24hon,
32:24ah,
32:28okay,
32:29here are the zucchini,
32:32too small,
32:33take them away,
32:37oh,
32:38it's good to have her back,
32:39huh,
32:40yeah,
32:40yeah,
32:42you're still gonna have to pay for the zucchini,
32:44yeah,
32:44yeah,
32:46there's a man,
32:46with a funny accent,
32:48on the phone asking for you,
32:49really,
32:50did you guys exchange,
32:52the secret handshake,
32:56Lorelai here,
32:58Rory,
32:59what happened,
33:00I got hit by a deer,
33:02you got what,
33:03and then I was late,
33:04and they wouldn't let me take the test,
33:05what,
33:06they wouldn't let me take the test,
33:07oh no,
33:08you're kidding me,
33:09mom,
33:10no,
33:10it's okay,
33:10just sit right here,
33:11I'll handle this,
33:20excuse me,
33:21hello,
33:22let's get them off,
33:22please,
33:23come in,
33:23thank you,
33:24have a seat,
33:25um,
33:26I think there's been a terrible mistake,
33:28uh,
33:29Rory told me that she wasn't allowed to take her test,
33:33she was late,
33:34right,
33:35well,
33:35see,
33:36there were circumstances beyond her control,
33:38Rory is never late,
33:39she's almost annoyingly on time,
33:41I think if you checked your records,
33:42her past performance has nothing to do with today's situation,
33:45okay,
33:46but see,
33:47she was up all night studying,
33:48I was there,
33:49she has a witness,
33:50she's not on trial here,
33:51well,
33:52your honor,
33:54this is a little trial humor,
33:56that won't happen again,
33:57um,
33:57see,
33:58she got up late,
33:59she broke her neck to get here,
34:00we don't live locally,
34:01as you know,
34:01the dog ate my homework,
34:03excuse me,
34:04my computer crashed,
34:05and I lost my midterm,
34:06I wasn't making excuses,
34:07my grandmother and first cousin died,
34:09my sister took my report to school instead of hers,
34:12my religion prohibits studying after sundown,
34:15I went blind last night,
34:16but I'm fine now,
34:18that's not Rory,
34:19Ms. Gilmore,
34:21rules are rules,
34:22when you're late,
34:23you forfeit the right to take the test,
34:26where,
34:26where are you going,
34:27where,
34:27where is he going,
34:29Lorelai,
34:29please,
34:29believe me,
34:30if I could do anything,
34:31yes,
34:31you could let her take the test,
34:33I'm afraid I can't,
34:33well,
34:34that's not fair,
34:34Ms. Gilmore,
34:35we're not here to be fair,
34:36we're here to educate,
34:37yes,
34:38and I'm asking you to please educate my kid,
34:40we will,
34:41when she's on time,
34:44have a nice day,
34:45are you holding that door open for a reason,
34:47our meeting is over,
34:48like hell it is,
34:49Lorelai,
34:50do you have any idea,
34:52what we have gone through this week,
34:54we have been up all night,
34:55every night,
34:56studying,
34:57we haven't slept,
34:58we haven't talked about anything else,
34:59except this school,
35:00and this test for seven days,
35:02we have stretched ourselves,
35:04as thin as humanly possible,
35:05without going completely postal,
35:07my god,
35:08we're just one person,
35:09why don't we narrow our,
35:11field of conversation down to Rory,
35:12okay,
35:13yeah,
35:13why don't we,
35:14you sit up here,
35:15in your snotty little school,
35:16that's in desperate need,
35:17of some extra heating vents,
35:18and you nurture horrible kids,
35:19who treat each other,
35:20like mortal enemies,
35:21you set impossible standards,
35:23that make normal people,
35:24feel less than everybody else,
35:25and you take a great kid,
35:26like Rory,
35:27and you tear her apart,
35:28I don't think that's completely fair,
35:30and you,
35:30you say she's smart,
35:31and she'll do fine,
35:32and this rotting,
35:33stodgy,
35:34rat hole,
35:34could use somebody like her,
35:36and then you completely,
35:36shut her out of a test,
35:37she's been cramming for,
35:38that she's ready for,
35:39that she completely deserves to take,
35:40I didn't call this place,
35:41a rat hole,
35:42oh no that's true,
35:43I added that,
35:44wouldn't want you to get in trouble,
35:45with Il Duce here,
35:46I thought this place,
35:47was gonna be so great,
35:49and now,
35:49I guess this goes on the,
35:50boy was I wrong list,
35:52right above Gaucho's,
35:53but just below the flash dance phase,
35:55my goodness,
35:55you do like to throw fits,
35:56in your family,
35:57what are you talking about,
35:58your daughter threw a similar,
36:00if not as manic,
36:01fit of her own this morning,
36:02oh please,
36:04Rory doesn't throw fits,
36:05she's the most even tempered person,
36:06I know,
36:08well then,
36:08she did a lovely impression of you,
36:09well I don't,
36:10Miss Gilmore,
36:11everything you said,
36:12in your rant,
36:12was absolutely true,
36:14without the colorful embellishments,
36:16of course we do set,
36:17impossible standards,
36:18and such standards,
36:19do foster highly competitive children,
36:21however,
36:22that is life,
36:24and that is Chilton,
36:25rules can change,
36:26you can change them,
36:27I told your daughter,
36:28when she came here,
36:29that this place,
36:30was not for everyone,
36:31and might not be for her,
36:32I will now tell you,
36:33the same thing,
36:34okay,
36:35she doesn't have to be here,
36:36she doesn't have to go to Harvard,
36:38maybe she shouldn't,
36:39if she can't handle the pressure,
36:41she should leave,
36:42and you need to take your daughter home now,
36:45decide what it is you intend to do,
36:47however,
36:48another outburst like this,
36:49from either of you,
36:50will not be on the options list,
36:52thank you for coming in,
36:55that will be all,
37:04you got hit by a deer,
37:10you did,
37:11you got hit by a deer,
37:13it just came out of nowhere,
37:15you couldn't just run into a wall,
37:16like other kids,
37:17can we just go home please,
37:19yeah sure,
37:19jump in,
37:30may I help you,
37:32yes,
37:33hello,
37:34my name is Suki St. James,
37:35I'm the chef at the Independence Inn,
37:37I know who you are,
37:39you do,
37:41well,
37:42I'm flattered,
37:43you write about a lot of chefs,
37:44what are you doing here,
37:45right,
37:46well,
37:46I know that this is a terrible intrusion,
37:49but,
37:50are you cooking?
37:51I'm making chicken,
37:53oh,
37:53you used too much salt,
37:54I did not,
37:55well,
37:55it smells salty,
37:56I'm closing the door now,
37:57no,
37:57wait,
37:58I found out your address,
37:59from my network of culinary friends,
38:01and I just,
38:01this is really inappropriate,
38:02I gave you a good review,
38:04I suggest you go home,
38:06I don't care about the review,
38:08I just,
38:09I want you to try,
38:10this dish,
38:12with this wine,
38:15I'll wait,
38:21quite a day,
38:22huh,
38:23I don't want to talk,
38:25please,
38:26okay,
38:28you know,
38:29I just think that we should talk about it,
38:30stop the car,
38:31what,
38:31here,
38:32stop here,
38:34is feeling like an impromptu nature walk,
38:36I want to see if it's alright,
38:38what's alright,
38:38the deer,
38:40sweetie,
38:41you're never going to find the deer,
38:42well,
38:42I'm going to try,
38:43but I'm in heels,
38:44we'll stay in the car,
38:45it's dangerous in the car,
38:46with all the kamikaze deer running around,
38:48I have to find it,
38:50alright,
38:51wait up,
38:53so what does the deer look like,
38:55huh,
38:55does he have any distinguishing marks,
38:57besides the word jeep,
38:58imprinted on his forehead,
39:00he's just a deer,
39:01hmm,
39:04so I had a nice chat,
39:05with headmaster Charleston today,
39:07said you were ballistic in class,
39:09Jess,
39:10I was just tired,
39:12well,
39:12you wouldn't have been so tired,
39:13if you hadn't been killing yourself all week,
39:15I was studying,
39:16I didn't have a choice,
39:17well,
39:17maybe you shouldn't be studying that hard,
39:19what are you talking about,
39:21you're 16,
39:22you should get some sleep,
39:23and eat a real meal,
39:24and come up for air once in a while,
39:27they kicked me out,
39:28no,
39:29of course not,
39:30they love you,
39:31this is coming from me,
39:32are you saying I should quit,
39:33I'm saying,
39:34if you wanted to go back to your other school,
39:36with Lane,
39:37that would be fine with me,
39:39you don't think I can do it,
39:40you know that's not true,
39:41I think you can do anything,
39:43but you don't lose it in class,
39:44that's not part of the Rory personality description,
39:47and if you're losing it in class,
39:48because you're tired,
39:49or stressed out,
39:50or working too hard,
39:51I'm worried about that,
39:52I have to be,
39:54I lost it once,
39:55it's okay,
39:57fine,
40:00it's just I can't remember,
40:02you know,
40:03a time,
40:03when we weren't talking about you going to Harvard,
40:06it was just a given,
40:07that's what we were working for,
40:09everything went in that direction,
40:11I know,
40:12and I'm forgetting,
40:13where that all started,
40:15what are you talking about,
40:16I'm talking about,
40:18did it start with me,
40:19or did it start with you,
40:20I mean was it my dream,
40:21that you went to Harvard,
40:22mom,
40:23because,
40:23I never got to do,
40:25the big fancy college thing,
40:27maybe all this time,
40:28I'm thinking it's all for Rory,
40:30when really it wasn't,
40:32I'm not doing this because of you,
40:34but if you are,
40:35you don't have to,
40:36I know that,
40:36I'll still love you,
40:38even if you can't support me,
40:39in my old age,
40:40in the fabulous manner,
40:40to which I plan on growing accustomed,
40:42I'll remember that selfless gesture,
40:44thank you,
40:46I just want you to be happy,
40:47I am,
40:48no I want you to be,
40:50dancing through the woods,
40:51crazy happy,
40:53and if Harvard and children,
40:54is not going to do that for you,
40:55then forget about them,
40:57I was just behind,
40:58I never caught up on all the reading,
41:00that's why I got a D,
41:02I can catch up,
41:04I will catch up,
41:05and when I do,
41:05everything will be fine,
41:07Rory,
41:08no Harvard is my dream,
41:10I want it more than anything,
41:12I swear,
41:13yeah but,
41:14I appreciate all that you're saying,
41:15I do,
41:17but,
41:18I'm not ready to give up on Schultz again,
41:20fair enough,
41:22I do however,
41:23reserve the right to change my mind,
41:25it's your prerogative,
41:26as long as you remain a woman,
41:30thanks though,
41:31for what,
41:32for yelling at the headmaster,
41:33the way you did,
41:34oh I didn't yell at him,
41:36you called him El Duce,
41:38which means kind sir,
41:40in Cantonese,
41:42thank you,
41:43you're welcome,
41:45how much longer,
41:46are we going to look,
41:47for this crazy dear,
41:48just a little further,
41:50I just hope,
41:51he didn't hurt himself,
41:52I just hope,
41:52he has insurance,
41:55okay go get that plaid skirt off,
41:57grab your books,
41:58we're going to Luke's,
42:00don't you have to get back to work,
42:01oh they're going to last,
42:02a little while longer without me,
42:03plus Michelle gets so cute,
42:05when he feels like,
42:05he's been overworked,
42:06his ears puff out,
42:07his nostrils flare,
42:07it's big fun,
42:08go,
42:09I'm gone,
42:15it's us,
42:16we're not here,
42:16we have a life,
42:17get over it,
42:19hi,
42:20this is a message for Rory,
42:21it's Max Medina calling,
42:23I just wanted to say,
42:24that I talked to headmaster,
42:25Charleston or El Duce,
42:26as he's more affectionately known,
42:28in the Gilmore household,
42:30and he's agreed,
42:30to let you do some,
42:31extra credit work,
42:32to help make up,
42:32for the missed test today,
42:34now I'm not sure,
42:35what the extra credit work is yet,
42:37but it probably,
42:38will be time consuming,
42:39and extremely painful,
42:41it will however,
42:42get you back up,
42:43to where I think,
42:44you rightly belong Rory,
42:46don't lose heart,
42:47make this work,
42:49and if your mother's listening,
42:51Lorelai,
42:52it was a pleasure encountering you,
42:54I hope it happens again,
42:56anyway,
42:57see you in class,
42:58bye.
43:46I'll see you in class,
43:48go on up to the next one,
43:48Bye.
43:49All right.
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