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مسلسل Ghosts مترجم - Episode 5
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00:11Okay, plug her in.
00:15All right.
00:16Your old gazebo's looking pretty good, huh, Hetty?
00:19Indeed.
00:19Now get some swans in the lake and a couple of giraffes at a dinner party.
00:24It'll be the Gilded Age all over again.
00:25They love it, Jay.
00:26Woo-hoo! Two days of sand in, three coats of paint, but the smiles you claim to see on your
00:32invisible friend's faces make it all worthwhile.
00:35Hey, should we hang Halloween decorations on it?
00:37Yes.
00:37Oh, my God, wait, Halloween! Ghosts! This is your holiday! You guys must love Halloween!
00:43Who's gonna tell her?
00:44We hate Halloween.
00:46What'd they say?
00:47They don't like it.
00:48Okay, that feels off-brand.
00:49All Hallow's Eve mocks us and belittles our very existence.
00:52People putting sheets over their heads and pretending to be ghosts? I mean, what is that?
00:56Plus, we can't do any of the fun stuff that livings do. We can't dress up in costumes. We can't
01:00eat candy.
01:01You can't hook up with a sexy nurse or a sexy kitten or a sexy Bobby Boucher from Waterboy.
01:05I didn't think it was possible either, but this chick pulled it off.
01:08Also, I died on Halloween.
01:11At a party at the mansion in 1995. This is a costume.
01:15I'm actually an accountant and my name is Mike.
01:18Seriously?
01:18No, I'm 500 years old. Come on, Sam.
01:22Oh, that was a good one.
01:24Storyteller, it's a gift.
01:32Okay, I get that you guys don't like Halloween, but all the kids dressed up, it's so cute.
01:37Don't get us started on kids.
01:40Every year on Halloween, my beloved Woodstone mansion is defiled by adolescent hooligans.
01:45Ugh, they throw eggs, put toilet paper in the trees, been going on for decades.
01:49It's sort of a local tradition passed down from delinquent father to delinquent son.
01:53It's humiliating.
01:54This is our home. This is where we live.
01:56And we're powerless to stop it.
01:58What's going on?
01:59The ghosts say there's a group of kids that vandalize the house each Halloween.
02:02Oh, no, no, no. Not on my watch, babe.
02:04Guys, don't worry.
02:06Of course, we have them.
02:08We don't have to depend on some useless old lady to defend the house.
02:11My great-great-granddaughter, may she rest in peace?
02:13That's right.
02:14This year, we have Samantha and her virile young husband.
02:17They can do battle against the wayward youths for us.
02:19Jump out a tree and bash the heads!
02:22Oh, my God, no. Nobody's doing battle with anybody.
02:24Jay and I will talk to the kids.
02:26They're probably just messing with the house because a creepy old lady lived there.
02:29She was really creepy. That's true.
02:30Again, my descendant who just passed, we all were there.
02:37Ooh, pre-Halloween pics are coming in on the gram.
02:40Yeah, there's going to be a lot of Carole Baskins hooking up with baby Yodas this year.
02:44I know it's English, and yet I gleaned nothing.
02:47Oh, man, some of our friends are at a rooftop in Brooklyn.
02:50Oh, somebody's got FOMO.
02:52What is FOMO?
02:53Oh, it's fear of missing out. Like if you're not invited to a party or something.
02:57Like when Mamie Fish excluded me from her cotillion because she knew I had the more comely ankles.
03:01Okay, I know we're not in the city anymore, but think of the positives.
03:05This is our first Halloween as homeowners, we're getting trick-or-treaters, and we're still the stepbrothers.
03:11Yeah, I guess it's cool.
03:12Who are the stepbrothers?
03:13It's from a movie. We dress like this every year because it's cheap, it's comfortable, and it doesn't sexually objectify
03:19me.
03:19But that's the whole point of Halloween.
03:22Our first trick-or-treaters.
03:23Are you ready?
03:26It's go time.
03:31Trick-or-treat.
03:32Oh, he's a little Ghostbuster.
03:35A little what?
03:36What is Ghostbuster?
03:37Not now.
03:38Oh, sorry. Are we too early?
03:40No, no. I was just trying to remember when the Ghostbusters movie came out, and it was not now, so
03:46it must have been before.
03:49Nailed it, sweetie.
03:51Uh, Ghostbuster, would you like some candy?
03:54Are you seriously not going to tell us what a Ghostbuster is?
03:56It's another movie.
03:56Classic Bill Murray. He plays a scientist who's trying to sleep with Sigourney Weaver and bust ghosts.
04:02Oh, bust ghosts.
04:06You want to bust me? I bust you!
04:09Okay, thanks for stopping by. Enjoy your mounds. Happy Halloween.
04:13Ghost thing?
04:14Ghost thing.
04:15Cool.
04:16Oh, we should watch Ghostbusters tonight. You guys will love it. Trust me.
04:21Is there a blockbuster around here?
04:22We don't have time for frivolous entertainment. We must set up sentries. An attack is nigh.
04:26Okay, take it easy. We should do shifts or something. Some of you stand around, keep a lookout, while I
04:32watch you talking with Trev.
04:33Oh, you know what? I'll join you.
04:34What? No, you guys are the worst army ever.
04:37I never saw it. It came out the year before I died, but you know how it is between work
04:40and family and getting shot in the neck with an arrow.
04:43Fine, fine. But the rest of us will keep watch and alert the livings so they may confront our vandals.
04:49Then bash them on the heads. Any chance you'd change your mind on that? No? Okay.
05:01The enemies have arrived.
05:03Jay, Isaac says the enemies have arrived.
05:05Enemies?
05:08You mean these kids out here on the bikes?
05:11Come on.
05:16It's the parents who are at fault. Properly raised children would be at home or working in a factory.
05:23That's the evil leader, Zach, his paramour, Zoe, and their very dumb third-wheel Robbie.
05:29Dude, how do you know so much about these kids?
05:31Last year, they hung out and split something called a hard lemonade, and we listened in on their conversation.
05:36What's up, bro-hams? Hey, you got some sick psychs, huh?
05:39Thank you, sir.
05:41I'm sorry, what? Sir?
05:42Ouch.
05:43Well, we just wanted to introduce ourselves. I'm Samantha, this is Jay, and we're the owners of this house.
05:48So listen, like, whatever happened in the past, it's water under the bridge, but let's just agree that it ends
05:53here.
05:53Yeah, you know, we were actually planning on egging the place, but after seeing you guys and seeing how cool
05:57you are, it just doesn't feel right anymore.
06:00Hmm, this feels like a trap.
06:01Well, thank you.
06:02Anyway, we'll be on our way.
06:04Well, next time, pop on your helmets. Cool kids wear lids.
06:07They do. Keep it a hundo.
06:09You seem really nice.
06:11Very. See, Isaac? No need for war.
06:16Attack!
06:17Enemies!
06:18Get up!
06:19Whoa, whoa, no!
06:20That's not fair!
06:21No, no, no!
06:26I hate to say I told you so.
06:28Wait, no, it's actually quite satisfying.
06:30This is just great.
06:31Our friends are partying on rooftops, and we're being egged by the cast of Stranger Things.
06:35We got to do something.
06:36Those kids can't get away with that.
06:38Do something?
06:38It's over.
06:39We just got to get cleaned up and move on.
06:41Wait, no, Samantha is right.
06:43There must be accountability.
06:44Without repercussions, these children will never learn.
06:47The ghosts agree.
06:48The kids need consequences.
06:49Come on, babe, what do they know?
06:50Well, for one thing, we were parents.
06:52Well, they were all parents.
06:54I'm definitely not a parent.
06:55I don't know why I said definitely.
06:57I mean, I had sex during my life.
06:59We just have also been around for such a very long time.
07:02We have observed what works and what doesn't work with regard to disciplining children.
07:05So what do you think we should do?
07:06I just told you, I think we should let it go.
07:08I was actually asking the ghosts.
07:10Seriously?
07:11Mm-hmm.
07:12They've been around forever.
07:13We should take advantage of this.
07:14It's like a wise council of elders.
07:1743 times.
07:17Had sex 43 times.
07:19A number so specific, it'd be impossible to make up.
07:22You know what I would do if I were alive and the telephone had been invented?
07:24Call their mommies.
07:26Yes.
07:27Zach's last name is Eckenrod, if that helps.
07:29His mother is Meg.
07:30She works at a place called Applebee's as some sort of wench.
07:33They're saying we should call Zach's mom.
07:35They want us to narc?
07:36Mm-mm.
07:36Snitches get stitches.
07:38You're only going to antagonize him.
07:39Or correct his behavior.
07:42Okay, do people think I'm lying about this sex thing?
07:44Because I'm really not lying.
07:46Don't worry.
07:47I know you tell truth.
07:49As ghosts, I watch you many times.
07:52Wait, what?
07:55Pause the movie, Trayv.
07:56Pause the movie.
07:58Paused.
07:59What the H-E double hockey sticks is this movie?
08:02People rounding up ghosts?
08:03Keeping them in some contraption?
08:05For what?
08:06Till when?
08:07I thought Fankman was a hero.
08:09He's no hero.
08:10He's a war criminal.
08:11Poor Slimer's just trying to live his afterlife,
08:13eating leftover room service that no one even wants,
08:16and then they vacuum him up into this tiny little box?
08:18I don't remember it being this disturbing.
08:21Well, you were a living when you watched it last.
08:23This is a whole new perspective.
08:24Also, why the hell are they all green?
08:27Were they green in life?
08:28I mean, what died that made that ghost?
08:33Look, we're not trying to get anyone in trouble.
08:35But we didn't want to just let it go.
08:37Tell her to deny him supper.
08:39Tell her to do blood ego.
08:40Tell out ribs and lungs.
08:42Zack, apologize to them.
08:44Fine.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:47It wasn't nice, and I won't do it again.
08:50Thank you, Zack.
08:51Apology accepted.
08:52All right, let's go.
09:01Well, that was subtle.
09:02It wasn't great.
09:03I told you we were going to antagonize the little psychopath.
09:06Maybe he was just messing with us.
09:08Blood Eagle, get out truth.
09:10Or fake confession.
09:12Either way, it's still fun.
09:15Troops, we all saw the threatening gesture made by young Zack.
09:19It doesn't take a military genius, which I am, to know that we must be on guard for a new
09:26attack.
09:27We must spread out vast territory to defend.
09:30Yes, that is the rub.
09:32But where, where will these rapscallions strike next?
09:35Well, I can tell you an obvious target.
09:37We're sitting in it.
09:39This obvious is right.
09:40This recently restored grand structure, all lit up.
09:43It's begging to be hit.
09:44Yes, that's right.
09:45We must tell Samantha to turn these lights off immediately.
09:48This place is a sitting duck.
09:51Fourth and turn off lights.
09:53Easy.
09:54Very good.
09:56Duck!
09:58Duck!
10:01Duck!
10:02Duck!
10:02What have you done?
10:05Go, go, go, go!
10:12Uh-oh.
10:14If anyone has a water power they're sitting on, now would be a good time to use it.
10:21Oh, this isn't good.
10:22They worked forever on this.
10:24I watched Jay Sand for hours, getting sweatier and sweatier.
10:28Maybe they won't notice.
10:30The livings are not going to be happy.
10:33We know what the good news is, is that there's nothing they can really do.
10:36We're ghosts.
10:37We're impervious to their worldly punishments.
10:38They could take away our TV.
10:40Wait, no, but there's a new season of The Bake Off.
10:42No, no, no, no, no.
10:44Oh, my God.
10:46What happened?
10:47Did anybody see anything?
10:48It's actually a funny story.
10:50It was the kids.
10:51The kids did it.
10:53I got this.
10:54And that's what happened, and that's what we all saw.
10:57Are you serious?
10:59Yeah.
10:59What?
11:00What's going on?
11:01They're saying they saw those kids burn down the gazebo.
11:04I can't believe this.
11:05Oh, my God.
11:06That kid really follows through on a threat, doesn't he?
11:08The tiny fiends approached with malice in their eyes.
11:11Their torches held aloft.
11:13They had torches?
11:14Those tiny wooden torches?
11:16Matches, I believe you called them?
11:17Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.
11:19Damn, my female brain.
11:20This doesn't make any sense.
11:21I mean, they egg, they TP, but awesome?
11:24This is a major escalation.
11:25And yet it happened.
11:27As sad a comment on today's youth, though, that may be.
11:30We're going to have to call the cops.
11:32This is officially the worst Halloween ever.
11:35Fine.
11:36I get it.
11:36I took you away from all those fun parties, and then I called that kid's mommy,
11:41and now we have no gazebo, and it's all my fault.
11:43I'm sorry, Jay.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:47Man, I can't believe kids are capable of this sort of thing.
11:50Didn't kids murder you?
11:52Well, that was an accident.
11:54I'm pretty sure.
11:56Well, we talked to the kids, and they denied everything.
11:59The kid made a weird throat-slash gesture, and an hour later, the gazebo burned down.
12:03Isn't that pretty damning?
12:04She'd have made a great lawyer had she not gone into journalism or been born a woman.
12:08Okay, look.
12:09This is a small town.
12:10We know these kids, and frankly, they're bad news.
12:13Nothing like arson before, but maybe they just snapped.
12:16They did say that you, uh, called their mommies.
12:19Listen, what's going to happen to these kids?
12:20Eh, we're looking at fines, maybe community service.
12:23They'll definitely kick Zach off the basketball team.
12:26Yeah, what these kids really burned down tonight was any hope for a bright future.
12:30Oh, boy.
12:31Keep it together, man.
12:33Have you noticed any other suspicious activity around the house?
12:37Mmm, no.
12:39Well, would you mind showing us to the, uh, uh, uh, gazebo?
12:45Sure.
12:46You couldn't remember gazebo?
12:48Well, all's well that ends well.
12:50Um, oh, God, I believe it's Sunday.
12:52Pete, I think it's time for food club.
12:53Oh, where did we leave off last week?
12:55Thor was talking about college.
12:56Oh, yes, you're right, absolutely.
12:57It was quite a cliffhanger, if I would fall.
12:59Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
13:01Not so fast.
13:03Something doesn't smell right here.
13:05Well, I think everything smells perfectly fine.
13:09Thorfinn, sounds like those kids are in a lot of trouble.
13:11Do you think they deserve it?
13:14Well, I mean...
13:14Of course he thinks they deserve it.
13:16I didn't ask you.
13:17Spill it, iceberg.
13:18What are you sitting on?
13:20Okay.
13:21Kids didn't do it.
13:23I did.
13:24What?
13:25Good God, man.
13:26That's all it took?
13:28How did you know?
13:28You did a two-time in bootleg, but for five years, you learned to tell when someone's
13:32lying.
13:32It was an accident.
13:33Also, Isaac Lye had the incest with her long.
13:37Sorry.
13:38Lord, the sea.
13:40The ship goes down.
13:41We all perish.
13:43Well, we have to tell Sam.
13:45Look, maybe these kids didn't commit this particular offense, but they have been terrorizing Woodstone
13:50Mansion for years.
13:52We can't just frame them.
13:54This goes against everything I stand for.
13:55Oh, really, Pete?
13:57Because from where I'm sitting, I see a man who for the past 40 years has blathered on
14:02about his troop and things like loyalty.
14:04I mean, you literally have a loyalty badge.
14:06So?
14:07So, we are your troop now.
14:09Your loyalty lies with us.
14:11So what's it going to be, Pete?
14:12The ghosts or the livings, hmm?
14:16Trevor, back us up.
14:21I stand with Pete.
14:23Wait, what?
14:24But Pete's on the side of good.
14:25I mean, the other side.
14:27We spend our days complaining about how Halloween makes us out to be evil.
14:33And movies paint us to be the villains.
14:36But if we let some kids take the fall for something that we did, then aren't we exactly what they
14:42say we are?
14:44And don't we deserve to be busted?
14:47Oh, hey, man.
14:49Really?
14:50He's the one doing the right thing?
14:52I really do feel bad now.
14:55Are you slow clapping your own speech?
14:57Damn right I am.
14:58They haven't seen an 80s movie and you didn't start it, so I have to.
15:16That's weird.
15:19There's some charred wood over there.
15:22Is that part of the gazebo?
15:24Why would they drag it over there?
15:25Oh, no, no, no.
15:26That's our canoe.
15:27Yeah, yeah.
15:28We dragged it up from the lake.
15:29Hold up.
15:30You're the folks that burned down the canoe a few weeks ago.
15:33I didn't get a good look at you.
15:34Well, here we are.
15:35And now you're claiming that some kids burned down your gazebo?
15:38Okay, it doesn't look great.
15:40Yeah, but we're not arsonists.
15:41No.
15:42Although if we were arsonists, we would definitely deny being arsonists.
15:45Because that would be...
15:46I'm not going to talk anymore.
15:47Why would we burn down our own gazebo?
15:49Why would you burn down your own canoe?
15:50We had zero to do with this.
15:52Zero.
15:52This was 100% those kids.
15:54It was the kids.
15:55And frankly, we're a little offended that you would even accuse us of something so heinous.
15:58A quick word, if I may, Samantha.
16:00It wasn't the kids.
16:01We lied.
16:01We burned down the gazebo.
16:03So, okay, carry on.
16:07Although, actually, it may not have been the kids.
16:10What?
16:11Yeah, it's sort of coming to me now.
16:12Gosh, this is embarrassing.
16:14Ma'am, what's going on?
16:16I had a cigarette earlier.
16:20I recently started smoking again.
16:22And I thought I'd put it out.
16:24But now that I'm thinking about it again, maybe it wasn't completely out.
16:27And you just remembered this now?
16:28I didn't want Jay to find out.
16:30And then the lies just sort of started piling up on top of each other.
16:33And then he called you guys.
16:34Okay, Jim, I think we should wrap this up.
16:37Ma'am, if you have any other problems,
16:38please lose our number.
16:40That's more than fair.
16:43Sorry!
16:43You're smoking?
16:44You should be ashamed of yourself.
16:46Jay, the ghosts burned down the gazebo.
16:48What do you mean, the ghosts burned it down?
16:49How?
16:49I don't know.
16:50But they are in big trouble.
16:52But, but, but, but, well, what?
16:53Can they shoot lasers out of their eyes?
16:55That would be so cool.
16:56I mean, terrifying.
16:56But so cool!
17:01Samantha, we want you to know that we just feel terrible.
17:04Yes, and we would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize for this evening's, um,
17:09you know what, let's call them missteps, shall we?
17:11Because I think we all learned a very valuable lesson.
17:14Shut it, Isaac.
17:15Ooh, yep.
17:15Tonight was unacceptable.
17:17You guys destroyed our property, then lied about it, then tried to get children arrested.
17:22You're no wise counsel of elders.
17:24You know what they are?
17:25They are the children in this scenario.
17:27Yes.
17:27Mm-hmm.
17:27Nuh-uh.
17:28It was Thor.
17:29He started it.
17:30Just so you know, not all of us were to blame.
17:32I gave a big speech about doing the right thing.
17:34It was very moving.
17:35Mm-hmm.
17:36Someone started a slow clap.
17:37I don't want to hear it.
17:38You know what children need when they do something wrong, babe?
17:41You give them consequences.
17:44That's true, Jay.
17:45I like that.
17:45Small men using our own words against us.
17:48Not loving where this is headed.
17:50No TV, one week.
17:52But the bake-off.
17:53All of us?
17:54No.
17:55Come on.
17:56You guys did this.
17:57Come on.
18:02What's the latest?
18:04Ooh, they left the rooftop, and now they're at a warehouse party in the meatpacking district.
18:09Ugh, that sounds fun.
18:10Yeah, we would have crushed that.
18:14Well, without storming off or yelling, and in all sincerity, I'm sorry you had a lame Halloween.
18:21Yeah, that's the thing.
18:21I didn't.
18:23What do you mean?
18:24Um, our gazebo got burned down by ghosts on Halloween in front of our haunted house.
18:32We by far had the coolest Halloween of all our friends.
18:35Really?
18:35Yeah, when we first moved here from New York, I thought our lives were going to be boring and slow,
18:40but after tonight, turns out they're going to be anything but.
18:45Hmm.
18:46You're okay stuck out here alone with me?
18:48Hell yeah.
18:50You're all I need.
18:53You're my stepbrother.
18:55Oh, you're my stepbrother.
18:57Well, this is just disturbing.
18:59Didn't you marry your cousin?
19:06So how are the ghosts taking their punishment?
19:09They're not loving it.
19:11Yeah, I wasn't stoked on no TV either, but it's kind of peaceful.
19:15This is so unfair!
19:16Oh, come on!
19:17We did nothing wrong!
19:18I think they've learned their lesson.
19:20Mm-hmm.
19:20Stay strong.
19:21Maybe we just put on something educational.
19:24All the people I want to see Adam and Adam!
19:28Adam and Adam!
19:28Adam and Adam!
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