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00:01Dinner was lovely, Emily.
00:03Mira does make a perfect cassoulet.
00:05Who's Mira?
00:07Our cook.
00:08I thought the cook was Heidi.
00:10Oh, no, we let Heidi go months ago.
00:12She had a problem closing things.
00:14The door, the refrigerator.
00:16The liquor bottle.
00:17Then it was Trina, then Sophia.
00:20Well, I like Sophia.
00:21You did not.
00:22I didn't?
00:23She was the one who sang.
00:25That's right. Terrible woman.
00:28And after Sophia, we had Anton.
00:31That's right. Anton was the one that I liked.
00:33I'm sorry.
00:34Uh, Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
00:38What do you mean?
00:39Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
00:41And your point being?
00:42That one is a man and one is a woman.
00:45I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelei.
00:47I don't have time to keep up with the multitudes of people that your mother employs.
00:53But one is a man and one is a woman.
00:59Oh, the dinner was so wonderful, Mira.
01:02It's Sarah.
01:03Oh, I'm sorry.
01:06Mom, her name is Sarah.
01:09I thought she said Mira.
01:11Ugh.
01:12Hey, Grandma, these plates are really pretty.
01:16Thank you, Rory.
01:17They were your great-grandmothers.
01:19Lorelei the first.
01:20I thought Mom was the first.
01:22No, no.
01:23Not in the name.
01:23No, but in so many other things, I was a regular trailblazer.
01:28I'm just finishing your thought, Mom.
01:29Well, Lorelei the first was my mother.
01:31She was an extremely accomplished equestrian, a distinguished patron of the arts.
01:36And she was also world famous for her masquerade balls.
01:39She was quite a woman, my mother.
01:41Yes, she was.
01:41Mira, come cut the cake, please.
01:43Yes, and why don't you bring Sarah out here with you?
01:50If you're out on the road
01:53Feeling lonely and so cold
01:58All you have to do is call my name
02:03And I'll be there on the next train
02:07Where you leave
02:09I will follow
02:12Anywhere
02:13That you tell me to
02:17If you need
02:18You need me to be with you
02:21I will follow
02:46So, Lorelei, how are things at that charming little inn of yours?
02:49Mm
02:50They're still charming and little
02:52And we're just crossing our fingers
02:53It doesn't assert itself and become rude and large
02:56Mom's having a huge wedding there this week
02:58Really?
02:59Yeah, actually
03:00There's people coming from all over the country
03:02Well, isn't that nice?
03:03Yeah
03:03Rory, how's Chilton?
03:05Okay, done with me now
03:07I'm sorry, was there more to the story?
03:09Uh, Rory has to pick a team sport to play
03:11That's a requirement
03:13Physical fitness is as important as intellectual fitness
03:16So says Plato
03:17And so say I
03:18What sport are you going to pick?
03:20I'm not sure
03:21I'm not really the athletic type
03:23I told her she should go out for the debating team
03:25It's not a sport
03:26It is the way the Gilmores play
03:29So, what are your choices?
03:30God, there's like a thousand of them
03:34Basketball, lacrosse, swimming, track, golf
03:37Golf?
03:38Yeah
03:39Well, your grandfather is a golf player
03:41Oops
03:41He plays every week at the club
03:43He could teach you to play like a pro
03:44Emily
03:45Why, he could take you there on Sunday
03:47It's perfect
03:48It's not something you can teach in an afternoon
03:50Okay, that's okay
03:51But Rory can pick something else
03:52Why should she pick something else?
03:54She needs to learn a sport
03:55And Richard can teach her a sport
03:57You can use your mother's old golf clubs
03:59They're upstairs gathering dust
04:01Along with the rest of her potential
04:03Okay
04:03Mom, can I maybe talk to you for a minute?
04:05We're having dessert
04:06I know
04:07But I'd like to talk to you fast
04:08Before the sugar sets in
04:09It makes me crazy
04:10You are the oddest person
04:12Yeah, too easy
04:14Why is it so important that I can't wait for cake?
04:16Keep moving
04:20This is as far as I can go
04:21Unless you'd like me to bore my way through the wall
04:23Don't do this, Mom
04:24Do what?
04:25Force Rory and Dad to go golfing
04:27I'm not forcing anybody
04:28Well, you're manipulating the situation in a way that gives no one a way out
04:31That's force
04:32Look it up
04:33I'm just trying to help your daughter get an education
04:35Thank you
04:36She'll find another sport
04:37Why should she?
04:38Because she doesn't want to go
04:39And Dad doesn't want to take her
04:40Oh, your father doesn't know what he wants
04:41He'd get his hair cut at the butcher if I let him
04:43Just let it go, please
04:46Well, isn't this interesting?
04:49You're afraid
04:50Of what?
04:52That Rory will enjoy the club and have a good time without you
04:55That's crazy
04:56I agree
04:57I'm not afraid
04:58Then let her go
04:59She won't enjoy it, Mom
05:01Well, why don't we just let Rory decide?
05:04Because Rory is the sweetest kid in the whole world
05:06And she won't tell you that she doesn't want to go
05:07Because she's too afraid of hurting your feelings
05:09Oh, I'm sure you could give her some coaching to get her over that
05:12I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, Mom
05:14Believe it or not
05:15This is not about you
05:16Of course it's about me
05:18If Rory goes and has a good time without you
05:20Then I win
05:22Okay, Bob Barker
05:23Listen, Rory knocks herself out all week at Chilton
05:26The weekends are the only time she has to unwind and have fun
05:29With you
05:30I'm there
05:31So let me get this straight
05:34There's no way that Rory could possibly enjoy a weekend day with her grandfather
05:37Oh, you're just going to twist it all around, aren't you?
05:40And you know your daughter so well
05:41But you don't even have to ask her opinion on this
05:43She'd be miserable and you'd know it
05:45I'm so setting myself up here
05:47But yes, she would be miserable
05:49That sounds a little controlling to me
05:51Yeah, I walked right into that
05:52Interesting, isn't it?
05:54You being the one who's controlling
05:55I am not being
05:57According to you, I was the only one in the family with that particular gift
06:00Mom, I never said that
06:01I guess you and I are more alike than you thought, aren't we?
06:06You win
06:09Thank you
06:17Oh, man, did you get blindsided? I'm so sorry
06:19That's okay
06:20I tried to stop it, I swear
06:22I know
06:23Maybe it won't be that bad
06:24Maybe it won't
06:25Maybe you'll like it
06:26Maybe you will
06:27Maybe you could come with me
06:28Oh, is there your crazy team?
06:29Because I think they'd make you captains
06:31Please
06:32Rory
06:32I love you
06:33I would take a bullet for you
06:34But I'd rather stick something sharp in my ear
06:36Than go to the club with you
06:37Fine
06:38I'd rather slide down a banister of razor blades
06:41And land in a pool of alcohol
06:42Than go to the club with you
06:44I got it
06:44Don't stop me, I'm on a roll
06:46I'd rather eat my own hand
06:48Than go to the club with you
06:48Oh, I'd rather get my face surgically altered
06:51To look like that lunatic rich lady with the lion head
06:53Than go to the club with you
06:54Would you like me to drive
06:55So you can continue your diatribe
06:57Would you, thanks
06:58I'd rather cut off my head and use it as a punch bowl
07:01Than go to the club with you
07:09And you'll walk down here over the bridge
07:12With the swans floating by
07:14And the music playing
07:15What are they doing with those purple flowers?
07:17Just decorating the bridge
07:18I didn't want purple flowers
07:20I wanted pink
07:21And I wanted blue
07:22So I thought violet would be a nice compromise
07:24But we paid for pink flowers
07:26And blue flowers
07:27You did not pay for anything
07:29I told her to decorate with violet flowers
07:31And while it's very nice for her to try to take the heat for me
07:34It's certainly not necessary
07:35If you don't like it
07:36Buy your own flowers
07:42Yes
07:42I thought so
07:44Now
07:45Go away
07:46My Advil is wearing off
07:52Their father spoiled them
07:54Oh, they're just excited
07:55They're spoiled
07:58And they won't move away
08:03Now
08:03Disaster list
08:05What if it rains?
08:06We'll put up tents
08:06What if it's too windy?
08:08Well, then we'll secure everything
08:09And put extra hairspray
08:10In everybody's hair
08:11Too hot?
08:12We'll use umbrellas and fans
08:13That won't cause any damage
08:14Because of the things that have been secured
08:15And the hair that has been sprayed
08:17So
08:18I have nothing to worry about
08:19Nope
08:20Oh, there must be something
08:22Listen
08:22I have everything under control
08:24Why don't you go up to your room
08:25And have a fabulous bubble bath
08:26And I'll send up some wine
08:27And a masseuse
08:28Who bears a remarkable resemblance
08:29To Antonio Banderas
08:32How remarkable?
08:34Get ready to applaud
08:36This is my favorite place
08:37In the whole world
08:53Could you send Murray up to room 12
08:54In about 20 minutes?
08:55Thanks
08:57So, any problems?
08:59With the wedding or my life?
09:00One guess
09:01And I'll give you a hint
09:02It's not your life
09:03Do you stage these events to torture me?
09:05Yes
09:06Job well done
09:07Okay, let's start again
09:09Any problems?
09:11Guests are checked in
09:12Baskets are given out
09:13And 200,000 tons
09:15Of Jordan almonds
09:16Have been delivered
09:17Okay, good
09:18Did Rory call?
09:19No
09:21She's golfing all day
09:22With my father
09:23And I'm half expecting
09:24This big save me call
09:26To come in
09:27You don't care at all, do you?
09:28To me, you are the teacher
09:30In the Charlie Brown cartoon
09:32Okay, forget it
09:33So if the grooms arrive
09:34Their plane was supposed to get in
09:35At 7.30
09:35I'm surprised they're not here by now
09:36Well, maybe they made a run for it
09:38Ooh, somebody got stood up at prom
09:40Looks like a nice place
09:43Where are we supposed to be?
09:44Oh, dear
09:45What?
09:51Wow
09:51Are those?
09:53No
09:54It would be two
09:55Please
09:58Weird
10:00You kept this from me on purpose
10:02It's like a really snooty double mint commercial
10:05Just let me know when the midgets and clowns arrive
10:09Oh, no
10:09No, no
10:12You have to get them all settled in
10:14I'm not talking to them
10:15Yes, you are
10:16Well, I'm not talking to them nicely
10:19It's after 8 o'clock
10:21She should be here already
10:21She'll be here
10:23You're supposed to tee off at your designated time
10:25You pay good money to that place
10:27You'll tee off when you tee off
10:29Is that what you're wearing?
10:31Yes
10:32What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
10:34Nothing
10:35It's fine
10:36This whole thing is absurd
10:37She's your granddaughter
10:39She's a 16-year-old who would rather be at the mall
10:41Make sure you show her all around the club, especially the Rose Garden
10:44I am not a god
10:45And make sure you take her to lunch and have her get dessert
10:48No one said anything about lunch
10:50I hope Lorelei's club is still in good shape
10:52Emily, you are not listening to me
10:54I will teach her to golf, as promised, by you
10:58But lunch is out of the question
11:00You have to eat
11:00Yeah, but
11:01So you'll eat together
11:02Do you have sunscreen?
11:03Emily
11:05She's here
11:05Ah, 8.30
11:06We must remember to buy her a watch
11:10Richard
11:10So help me god you will be sweet to this girl
11:12And make this a memorable day for her
11:14This is the first time we've gotten to show our granddaughter off at the club
11:17And it means a great deal to my happiness
11:20And yours
11:21That this day go well
11:23Are we clear?
11:28Rory, hello
11:29Sorry I'm late
11:31Nonsense, you're right on time
11:33Hi, Grandpa
11:34Rory, nice to see you
11:34This is a perfect day for golfing, isn't it, Richard?
11:37It's cooler at 8
11:38Am I dressed okay?
11:39I didn't have any of those short pant things
11:41Well, actually, there is something missing
11:44Oh, wait a minute
11:51Here we go
11:52Now you look just like Tiger Woods
11:54Wow, that's some hat
11:55Okay, off you go, you two
11:58Have a wonderful time
11:59We will
12:00You bet
12:17Is it hard to become a member here?
12:20Everyone has to go through a thorough screening process
12:24Kind of like the FBI?
12:25Oh, much more thorough than that
12:27Wow
12:27Yes
12:30Do you know, the merger of Forescape and DSS happened right here on this lawn
12:34Really?
12:36Hmm, international finance will never be the same
12:38And all because of a lost golfing bet
12:41That's crazy
12:42Well, that's high finance
12:45Well, here we are
12:48Now
12:51What do you know about golf?
12:54That it's a good walk spoiled?
13:00Well, your driver is the most powerful club in your bag
13:05And as such
13:06It can be your most valuable asset or your greatest liability
13:10To wield it properly requires a precise combination of confidence and humility
13:17Confidence and humility
13:19Got it
13:20There you are
13:21Well, that's a pretty good natural grip
13:23Now
13:24Line the toe of your left foot up with the ball
13:28That's right
13:28Now, drop this shoulder a little bit
13:30Now, keeping your left arm firm
13:32Draw the club back
13:34And swing it cleanly through the ball
13:40I'm betting that was wrong
13:41There are no rights and wrongs to the learning process
13:51Try that again
14:00I'm betting that was wrong
14:06These are blueberries
14:07I think I ordered the strawberries
14:08I know
14:09No, I did
14:10I wrote it down
14:11I got a copy
14:11Suki, listen
14:12Yeah
14:13Mushrooms, melon
14:14Endive
14:15Peaches
14:16Kiwi
14:16Excuse me, crazy lady
14:18I wish I'd make some kiwi ice cream
14:19That'd be good soon
14:20Suki
14:20What?
14:21Listen
14:21I know you ordered strawberries
14:23But they weren't any good
14:24So instead of selling you substandard strawberries
14:26I brought you blueberries
14:28Well, I gotta make strawberry shortcake for 200 people
14:31So I think I'm gonna need strawberries
14:32Use the blueberries
14:34To make what?
14:35A blueberry shortcake
14:36There's no such thing
14:37Hey, the world was flagged
14:39Until someone took a boat trip
14:40Can I see these strawberries?
14:42No
14:42Just one?
14:44No
14:44How about a Polaroid?
14:45Mmm
14:46Coffee, coffee, coffee
14:49Ooh, Suki
14:50Can I take some of this cake home to Rory?
14:52She's gonna need a special treat tonight
14:54She's spending the entire day with my father golfing at the club
14:58No
14:59Take the blueberries
15:00No
15:02The whole thing was masterminded by my mother, of course
15:04One minute we're having an excruciating family dinner
15:07And the next minute she's manipulated my kid into spending her Sunday with my father at the country club
15:12Oh, I can't talk about it anymore, it's making me too upset
15:15Tell me something happy
15:16I can't make the strawberry shortcake
15:20Wow, you suck at this game
15:22The battle for soup versus salad is raging in the other room
15:26Come quick and settle it, please
15:27As I'm running out of French curse words that they won't understand
15:43It's been 45 minutes of soup or salad
15:46Soup or salad, I can't do it anymore
15:48Get me a cab, I'm going to go far away now
15:50And never come back
15:51Well, how about if the guests get a choice of soup or salad
15:56That, that, that will work
16:01Choice of soup or salad
16:02Got it
16:04So weird
16:05Which one is which?
16:07I don't know, I think the one on the right is Matt
16:08No, the one on the left is Matt, the one on the right is Mark
16:12That's very impressive
16:13Yes, well, I'm very good at observing people
16:15You know, learning their tics and traits, the sound of their voices, it's a gift
16:19That one has a post-it on its back
16:21Oh, well, then that's Mark, the one on the right is Matt
16:24You will go and take that off of him
16:25I will not, we can't all just call everyone sweetie and get away with it
16:28Now, go with me here, but let's say Mark walks into a hotel room
16:32And he sees his wife naked, but it's not his wife, it's his naked sister-in-law
16:36And he has sex with her
16:37Would that be cheating?
16:39My head hurts
16:40I think no
16:42Really? Lucky
16:43If you ask me, this union belongs on a public access station
16:46And it's against the laws of nature and just is short of completely obscene
16:49Well, you won't be giving the wedding toast
16:54How did everything work out?
16:55Do you have children?
16:57A daughter
16:57Oh
16:58Do you hate her?
17:00No
17:00Not ever
17:02Well, I wasn't wildly fond of her during labor
17:05That was the high point for me
17:12I can't believe I hit the ball
17:13Well, it's quite impressive
17:15It landed in the water
17:16Yes, but the splash was quite impressive
17:18This place is so beautiful
17:21I could see just coming here to think or read
17:23Though that probably defeats the purpose of the holes with the flags in them
17:26Well, there is something rather serene about walking around here
17:30Do you come here every week?
17:32No, when I can, I'm often working on the weekends
17:35Bummer
17:36Isn't it?
17:41Hi, Richard
17:42Can I ask you a question?
17:45Go ahead
17:46What do you do?
17:48I'm the executive vice president of the German Driscoll Insurance Corporation
17:51Wow
17:53Yes
17:54And as executive vice president, what do you do?
17:58Well, it's a very big company, one of the largest in the United States
18:01As a matter of fact, I have a myriad of duties which would bore you greatly to hear about
18:07Oh, okay
18:11I oversee our international division
18:13That sounds important
18:15Well, it rates a parking spot
18:17Do you get to travel a lot?
18:19Quite a bit
18:21Lucky
18:23I suspect you have a yen for travel
18:25I'm up to my ears in yens
18:26Any particular place you'd like to go?
18:28Hundreds of places
18:30Paris, Rome, London, Prague, Istanbul, Fez
18:33Have you ever been to Fez?
18:35No
18:35Can't say that I have
18:36I want to go to Fez
18:38I think traveling for a young girl is a very important thing
18:41Your mother never got a chance to travel much
18:44I know, she talks about that all the time
18:46She does?
18:48We've got a deal
18:49When I graduate from high school, we're going to go backpacking through Europe together
18:53You know, do the whole hospital thing
18:56I just hope it really happens
18:57Well, we'll just have to make sure that it does
19:02Richard!
19:04Gloria!
19:05You look wonderful
19:06Aren't you sweet?
19:07Is Emily here?
19:09No, I'm taking my granddaughter for a round of golf
19:11Well, we must get together
19:13Absolutely
19:21Most odious woman alive
19:33Uh, now, um
19:35We'll meet back here in 40 minutes
19:36Okay
19:38And, uh, then if you like, we can get some lunch
19:40That'd be great
19:42Fine
19:43Cool
19:44Yes
19:53And I'm telling him
19:55I've been coming here for 20 years
19:57My young friend
19:57And for 20 years
19:58That cart
19:59Number 43
20:00Has been my golf cart
20:02He should have known that
20:04Well, everybody knows it
20:05Did he give you the cart?
20:06Damn right he gave me the cart
20:08You should have never had to ask
20:10Because he should have known that
20:12Hello, gentlemen
20:13Richard, good to see you
20:15Heard about your golf cart
20:16Too bad
20:17Yeah, well, I'm still angry about it
20:19Oh, yeah
20:19Richard, who was that young lady I saw you on the golf course with?
20:23That is my granddaughter
20:24Really?
20:25She's lovely
20:27Lorelei's girl
20:28Mm-hmm
20:29You're lucky
20:29My granddaughter looks like she just fell off a potato truck
20:33My granddaughter would never be caught here
20:36Might get in the way of her time spent the tattoo parlor
20:39Or getting something pierced
20:41Or doing whatever she does
20:42While she runs wild through the streets
20:44Like a rabid dog
20:46Cut her off
20:47That'll get her attention
20:48I can help you with the litigation
20:50Yeah
20:50Actually, Rory just started Chilton
20:52Really?
20:53Damn fine school
20:54Hmm
20:55She said she wanted to learn golf
20:56I think she's taken to it quite well
20:58Yeah, well
20:59Just as long as she's not taken with a certain golf cart
21:02I'm writing a letter to the boys
21:04I wish you would
21:05If they would take this out
21:06No, they listen to me
21:07No, they listen to me
21:08They listen to me
21:22Bad pig
21:23Gloria, hi
21:25Good game
21:25Not bad
21:26You?
21:27Oh, I just came for the steam
21:28We must get together and play sometime soon
21:31Next week?
21:32I'll call you
21:36The most odious woman alive
21:48Okay, I need more tool here
21:50I need the feeling of a major tutu
21:52Okay?
21:54Oh, uh, hey
21:56Gary, Gary
21:58The ribbons go on the chairs, okay?
22:00Not on the trees
22:03Oh, great
22:08Hey
22:08Where do you want the swans?
22:10Um, well, do you know where the pond is?
22:13Nope
22:13Okay, uh, you know that little road you came up?
22:16Nope
22:17Okay, do you know how to say big help in Chinese?
22:20Nope
22:21Michelle!
22:23This is 20 swans?
22:26Sure, why not?
22:29You screeched?
22:30Yeah, I need you to show this guy where to put the swans
22:32Absolutely not
22:33Well, I can't leave, okay?
22:35I've got a major tool festival going on out here
22:37I will never go near those filthy birds
22:39Why?
22:40I hate the swans
22:41These particular swans?
22:43No, all swans
22:44I was attacked by a band of swans in the Luxembourg gardens when I was a boy
22:48No one forgets that
22:49Oh, no
22:50Not being attacked by a band of swans
22:53Was it an all-boy band?
22:55Kind of a scary, feathery, NSYNC kind of fiasco?
22:58This is not funny
22:59No, I'm sorry, it's not
23:00It's not funny at all
23:01Oh, my God
23:03Now, come on
23:03You have to admit
23:05That's a little funny
23:06Hey
23:06Pepe Le Pew, you want to give me a hand with this?
23:08No
23:10Listen
23:10It's Trella or the swans
23:12So
23:13Either one piece of terror or another
23:15What the hell is he babbling about?
23:16Don't
23:16He's afraid of the swans
23:18Thank you
23:18Of course he is
23:19He's French
23:48Okay, I'll take you to the band
23:49Why would they?
23:50From what you've told me, they're all involved in one nefarious activity after another
23:54It's a conspiracy
23:55It's Peyton Place
23:57Is there more?
23:59Can you handle it?
24:00Oh, I'll steal myself
24:02Okay, Mr. Neville likes all things frilly
24:05Good God, he's my broker
24:08Well, I don't think one will affect the other
24:10Oh
24:11Might we barge in?
24:13Well, look who's here
24:15Ah, Rory
24:16This is Julian Johnson and Edward James
24:18Call me Ed
24:19Yeah, you can call me Ed, too
24:22It's nice to meet you
24:23It's nice to meet you
24:24Would you care to join us?
24:25If Rory doesn't mind us intruding on her time with her grandfather
24:29No, that's fine
24:30Ah, great
24:32So, we hear you're attending Chilton
24:34I just started
24:35That's a hard school
24:36Yes, sir
24:37Rory is an excellent student
24:39Really?
24:404.0 grade point average
24:41Whoa
24:43That's got me beat
24:47She's going to Fez someday
24:49Fez?
24:50What the hell is in Fez?
24:52That's for her to find out
25:06Interesting hat
25:08I went golfing with my grandfather today
25:11Did you know that golf courses are an environmental blight
25:14because of the chemicals they use to keep the grass green?
25:16Actually, I did
25:19Bad joke
25:20Sorry
25:28My God
25:29This day
25:30The swans
25:31The tool
25:31My head
25:32Luke, I need the largest cheeseburger in the world
25:34Let's break a record, mister
25:36So
25:36The wedding is a nightmare
25:38We got these ten boxes of creepy larvae
25:41that are supposed to swarm into beautiful butterflies
25:43on the wedding day
25:43They swarmed a little early
25:46What's with the hat?
25:47Grandma gave it to me
25:48Oh, now that's just mean
25:49It's not that bad
25:50Do you want a mirror?
25:52I'm taking it off
25:53So
25:54Rory's golfing adventure
25:55Tell me
25:56It was fine
25:57Oh, honey
25:58I brought you some of Suki's chocolate cake
26:00to make you feel better
26:01It really wasn't that bad
26:03You're the sweetest kid in the whole world
26:04Where on earth did you get that from?
26:06Luke
26:07Am I mistaken?
26:07Or did the sign on the door say
26:09Open?
26:13So
26:13Well
26:15By the end of the day
26:16I could even hit the ball
26:17Sometimes it wasn't my ball
26:19but the intentions were good
26:20Well
26:20Good intentions
26:21and no physical exertion whatsoever
26:23is what the game of golf was built on
26:25So
26:25Did you order?
26:26I'm not hungry
26:27I had a big lunch at the club
26:29With all the other devastators of our land
26:31Luke
26:31I'm really sorry
26:32I didn't know
26:35You had a big lunch at the club?
26:37Yep
26:38It was quite good
26:38Quite?
26:39What's with the quite?
26:40What do you mean?
26:42You don't ever say quite
26:43I've said quite plenty of times
26:45Whatever
26:46So besides the quite good lunch you had
26:48what else happened?
26:49Nothing
26:50We played
26:51I met as friends
26:52I took a steam
26:53You took a steam?
26:54Yeah
26:55I sweated out all my toxins
26:57and I still don't tell
26:58Wow
27:00Sounds like you really had a good time
27:01I did
27:02Really?
27:03Really?
27:03Really?
27:04Really?
27:04Really?
27:05Okay, no word now
27:06Sorry, I just
27:07I'm surprised
27:07I thought you were going to be bored
27:10I was kind of surprised too
27:12I don't know
27:13It was pretty there
27:14And Grandpa and I talked a lot
27:15You talked?
27:16Really?
27:17You're doing it again
27:18Sorry, you talked?
27:20We talked about Fez
27:22And he thought it was a hat
27:23I told him about our backpacking trip
27:25And he thought it was a great idea
27:28Wow
27:30So
27:31You really had fun
27:33Yeah
27:34That's great
27:36That is really
27:37Really
27:39Great
27:41I thought you were starving
27:42Things change
27:43Move on
27:46Does this hat really look bad on me?
27:55No
27:56I think it looks kind of cute
28:04It's your wedding day
28:06Feel each other
28:07Use the thumping of your heart
28:09As a metronome
28:10Let passion be your choreographer
28:13Be as light on your toes
28:15As you are in your hearts
28:17Oh, no, no, no, no
28:18Darling, let me show you how it's done
28:20Again?
28:20Oh, you know
28:24In some countries
28:25If you dance this close
28:26You're cheating on your wife
28:28You're next
28:29Take your time
28:44Hey
28:46Oh, my God
28:47You have good handwriting
28:48Thank you
28:49Did not get that from me
28:50Your fabulous flare
28:52You got from me
28:52I also got my deviated septum
28:54From you
28:54Hey, focus on the flare
28:56It's for you
28:57He says it's your father
28:58Though why he'd volunteer that
29:00Really, I don't know
29:00My father?
29:01Yes
29:02Are you sure?
29:02Please just take the phone
29:03Thank you
29:06Dad?
29:07Yeah, it's Lorelai
29:09Who else calls you dad?
29:12Yeah, she's right here
29:13Hold on
29:14It's for you
29:16Thanks
29:18Hello?
29:19Hey, Grandpa
29:21That's great
29:24Now Jackie wants
29:25Samuel, Barbara, John Cage
29:26And Philip Glass
29:27And Jessica wants
29:28Shania Twain's
29:28I Feel Like a Woman
29:29I'm not a jukebox
29:31Oh, please
29:31Hey, you think I started
29:32Playing the harp
29:33Because I thought it would
29:34Make me cool, you know
29:35Or maybe finally get me in
29:36With the in crowd
29:37Or maybe it would make for
29:38Some great happy hour
29:39Conversation
29:39No, all right?
29:41The music drives me, lady
29:42I will play what I feel
29:44And you will love it
29:45I'll give you an extra
29:46$100
29:47You just cut yourself
29:48A jukebox
29:54Yeah, yeah
29:55I'd love to see it
29:57No, if you want to
30:00Sure
30:01That sounds good
30:14Should I leave you two alone?
30:17I think I want to
30:18Change my hair
30:19Really?
30:20I think it looks
30:21Quite good
30:22You're funny
30:23Do you want something
30:24To drink?
30:25Oh, yeah, water
30:32So, you talked to Grandpa today?
30:34What?
30:35Grandpa, he called?
30:37Yep
30:38Anything wrong?
30:40No, he just found
30:41This book we were talking about
30:42Oh
30:45And he just called to tell you?
30:47Yeah, why?
30:48Nothing
30:49It's just weird
30:49He doesn't call the in that much
30:52Or ever, actually
30:54Well, he knew that I was looking
30:56For it, so
30:56Oh, sure
30:57What book is it?
30:59Mencken's Christomathy
31:00Oh, that one
31:02Yeah
31:03Hey!
31:05Cinnamon is stuck
31:06Under our front porch again
31:08Can I borrow some
31:09Vegetable oil and a shoehorn?
31:11I'll get it
31:12I'm calling him
31:13And I'm calling him
31:14And I go around the porch
31:15And this big orange tush
31:16Is just staring me in the face
31:18I hate when that happens
31:19Yeah
31:20He must have been
31:20Meowin' for an hour
31:22But Maury
31:23Was playing some Thelonious
31:25On the Steinway
31:26And when Maury plays
31:27I go into this trance
31:29Where all I can see
31:30Is blue and moon
31:31And stars
31:34Oh, never mind, sugar
31:36Play me home, baby
31:44Bye
31:47Oh, God
31:48It's killing me
31:55Babette didn't take her oil
31:57Ah, keep it
31:58Christmas is early this year
32:00So you know what I was thinking?
32:02That Madonna and Sean Pencher
32:03Get remarried?
32:04Besides that
32:04I was thinking
32:05Your golfing expedition
32:07Should totally count
32:08As a dinner
32:09What do you mean?
32:10I mean, I think
32:10I can get us out of dinner
32:11At the grandparents on Friday
32:12Maybe we could grab a movie
32:14Oh, well
32:16That's okay
32:16That's no big deal, really
32:19No, it's just gonna get
32:20Grandma all freaked out
32:21Yeah, but I can handle
32:22Those freakouts
32:23I've done that
32:25You know, I have to get
32:26The book from Grandpa anyway
32:28Let's just go
32:30Oh
32:31Alright, if you really want to
32:33I do
32:35Okay, fine
32:39Is that my sweater?
32:40What?
32:41You're wearing my sweater
32:43So?
32:45No, it's okay
32:45It's just
32:47I thought I asked you
32:47To at least ask
32:48You know, before you
32:49Borrow my stuff
32:50I'm sorry
32:51It's okay
32:54It's just
32:55It's not too much
32:55For a simple
32:56Can I borrow it, Mom?
32:57Is it?
32:58No, it's not
32:59Jeez, lighten up
33:02It's my favorite sweater, too
33:04Since when?
33:04Since always
33:05This is not
33:06Your favorite sweater
33:07Yes, it is
33:08And now it's gonna be
33:08All stretched out
33:09Just like everything else
33:10You borrow
33:10What are you talking about?
33:12I'm talking about
33:13That you take my sweaters
33:14And you wear them
33:14And you stretch them out
33:15I couldn't possibly stretch them out
33:18Your boobs are way bigger than mine
33:19That is not true
33:21Yes, it is
33:22Your boobs are totally bigger than mine
33:24You're crazy
33:25Do you want to measure?
33:26What?
33:27I'm serious
33:27Why don't you go get the measuring tape
33:29Right now
33:29I am not going to measure my boobs
33:31Because you know
33:32That you are totally bigger
33:34I'm going inside
33:35Fine, don't measure
33:36We'll just compare bras
33:37Stop it
33:38I'll stop it
33:39I'll stop it when you quit stealing my stuff
33:40You're cracked
33:43You're bigger
33:55Your boobs are bigger than mine?
33:57God, I'm a mental case
33:58So apologize
33:59I was too mad and stupid to apologize last night
34:02And then she was gone before I got up this morning
34:04What is wrong with me?
34:05You're very possessive of your sweaters
34:07It's okay
34:07No, I understand
34:08I'm the same way
34:09If somebody breathes too hard on my paring knife
34:11I'm like a crazy spider monkey
34:13It's not about the sweater
34:14It's about the golfing thing
34:16And the liking it thing
34:18She had fun, Suki
34:19Just like my mother said she would
34:21Yeah, that's gotta hurt
34:23She should have fun
34:24I mean, I want her to have a good relationship with her grandparents
34:27Just because I don't doesn't mean she shouldn't
34:30Right?
34:31Right?
34:31Right
34:32So then, why was I trying to get her out of Friday night dinner?
34:36I mean, what am I trying to do, undermine their relationship?
34:38No, you weren't
34:39Yes, I was
34:39Yes, you were
34:40Yes, I'm four years old
34:41You're jealous
34:42Oh, I'm not jealous
34:43Yeah, you are
34:44You're jealous because they like Rory better than you
34:46Oh, thank you for the hug
34:48See, I'm bad at advice talks
34:49Can we talk about soup?
34:50Because I'm good with soup
34:51Oh, I'm sorry
34:52You're fine
34:53I'm all mixed up
34:55I left that life
34:56You know, the club, my parents
34:58I ran from it as soon as I could
34:59It just never occurred to me that she might want it
35:03It occurred to my mother, though
35:05God, I hate that she was right
35:06You don't know that she
35:08Ooh, ooh, my God
35:09Hey, watch it
35:10Oh, ooh
35:11No
35:11Ah
35:14Are you okay?
35:15I'm okay
35:17Look at you
35:19You're beautiful
35:22I have to be more adult about this
35:24I mean, if the country club life is what she wants
35:27More power to her, right?
35:28You know, little white gloves and coming out parties
35:31That makes some girls happy, right?
35:33Sure, yeah
35:34If they're on Prozac, absolutely
35:37I just never thought that I raised that kind of kid
35:39You know?
35:40I mean, not that there's anything wrong with that kind of kid
35:42I just, I didn't think that was Rory
35:44Maybe it's not
35:44I don't know
35:45Am I obsessing?
35:47Zuki?
35:47Hello
35:49Do I have to put on my strawberry costume to get your full attention?
35:51No, I'm sorry
35:53Do you have a strawberry costume?
35:56Unbelievable!
35:57Jackson!
35:58So this is what we've come to?
36:00You sneaking around behind my back buying somebody else's strawberries?
36:04I was desperate!
36:05You disgust me
36:06I needed the strawberries
36:08Well, now you have them
36:09I hope you're happy together
36:11Jackson, wait!
36:13No!
36:14Come on, Jackson!
36:16No!
36:16Jackson, we can talk about this!
36:18No!
36:18Jackson, get back!
36:19Get away from me!
36:20Why are you falling?
36:21Jackson, you're going to talk to me!
36:22Go!
36:23Come on!
36:27Hey!
36:30Hey!
36:33When you're not getting me a kiss to be the dreamer
36:37Mind my imagination will bring my hungry heart
36:42Well, you leave me the one thing before the part
36:47A kiss to be the dreamer
36:49When I'm alone with my fancies I'll be with you
37:02Leaving all my romances I'm making believe that that's true
37:12Well, honey, I get it. Let this fuck just a moment. I imagine it.
37:19Oh, pardon me. There you are.
37:24We did it. We sure did.
37:28God, I feel wonderful.
37:30I'm so glad it turned out the way you wanted it to.
37:32Oh, you have no idea. They just told me they're going to share a condo in Tucson, Arizona.
37:38That's hundreds of miles away.
37:41Congratulations.
37:42Oh, thank you.
37:43Sister Sledge. Excuse me.
38:00Hey, stranger.
38:02Hey.
38:03Good turnout?
38:04Yep. Do you want something to drink?
38:06Are you trying to make up?
38:07No. I'm trying to hydrate you.
38:10I'm fine, thanks.
38:13I'm sorry.
38:14It's okay.
38:15A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body.
38:19It happens.
38:20She's gone now.
38:21Good to know.
38:23You know, I'm glad you're bonding with your grandparents.
38:26No, you're not.
38:26Yes, I am. It's just weird for me is all. I just, I can't relate to it.
38:31You could if you tried.
38:32No, we're too, too much has happened and I'm glad you are anyway.
38:41Okay.
38:43I didn't mean to cut you off from them so completely, you know, it just happened.
38:47Not having them in my life just felt so right. I just never thought, I'm sorry.
38:55I did not pay $500 for this dressing. You could run around and mess it up. Now you sit and
39:00be still. Cross your legs, you're a lady.
39:08Oh God, I must have had a million dresses like that when I was a kid.
39:13It doesn't really scream you.
39:15No.
39:16I did all the screaming.
39:21Thank you for not putting me in a dress like that.
39:25You're welcome.
39:27Of course, wearing those dresses. Not all bad.
39:30No?
39:30Oh no, they really fly up when you twirl around.
39:32And if you're wearing that ruffled underwear, big crowd pleaser.
39:39If it makes you feel better, I think I got a fungus from the steam room.
39:44It does.
40:09Oh good, you're here.
40:11Hey.
40:11Hi Grandma.
40:12My goodness.
40:13What's that?
40:14We brought dessert.
40:15Really?
40:15How thoughtful.
40:16What is it?
40:17Blueberry shortcake.
40:18I've never heard of blueberry shortcake.
40:20Yeah, it's a Star's Hollow specialty.
40:21Why is it already cut?
40:22It's left over.
40:24From the wedding.
40:26At the inn.
40:27Yes, I know where the wedding was.
40:29Oh sorry, you were just doing that staring thing.
40:30You brought us used, a dessert.
40:33It's not used, it's left over.
40:35How nice.
40:36I'll just put it in the kitchen next to my half empty box of cheer.
40:40She's in a good mood tonight.
40:42Can I get you a drink?
40:44White wine would be great.
40:46Coke?
40:47So Lorelai, did Rory tell you all about the wonderful times she had at the club?
40:51She sure did.
40:52Your father was simply flying all week.
40:55She really charmed him.
40:56Well, if anybody could, it would be her.
40:58I mean, in this age of MTV and a hundred television channels,
41:02who would have imagined that a young girl could still get a thrill
41:04spending a simple afternoon with her grandfather?
41:07That wine would be real good right now, Mom.
41:09I think we should consider getting her a membership at the club, don't you?
41:12If she wants, sure.
41:13I mean, to have a place to go where she can socialize.
41:15That's very important to a young girl.
41:17Well, now especially that the crack den is closed down on the corner,
41:20all her really good friends are gone.
41:24What do you think, Mom?
41:25Should I pursue the career in comedy or...?
41:28It's just very interesting the way things turn out, isn't it?
41:33Oh, you're here.
41:35Lorelai?
41:36Ned.
41:36Rory.
41:37I have a surprise.
41:39Not only did I find that copy of Mencken's Crestomathy we discussed,
41:42I also found a first edition of his memoirs as well.
41:45You're kidding.
41:46It's in my office if you'd like to see them.
41:48Oh, my God, I totally would.
41:50Cool.
41:52Cool.
41:52I'd like to take a look at those myself.
41:54Mm.
41:58Here they go, one by one.
42:02Here they go.
42:04Here they go, one by one.
42:08Here they go, here they go, one by one.
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