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00:25Let's go
00:48Please, Luke. Please, please, please.
00:51How many cups have you had this morning?
00:52None.
00:53Plus?
00:54Five, but yours is better.
00:56You have a problem.
00:57Yes, I do.
01:00Junkie.
01:01Angel, you've got wings, baby.
01:07Luke's.
01:08Yeah.
01:11Eleven.
01:13You make that look really good.
01:15Oh, it is really good.
01:17It's the best coffee in town.
01:19Oh, yeah?
01:19I'll have to get a cup.
01:20Good plan.
01:21Yeah, I've never been here before.
01:23Just passing through on my way to Hartford.
01:25You're a regular Jack Kerouac.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Hey, you mind if I sit down?
01:31Oh, you know what?
01:31Actually, I'm meeting someone, so I...
01:33I'm Joey.
01:34Okay.
01:36What?
01:37You don't have a name?
01:37No, I do have a name.
01:39I just am really meeting someone, so...
01:40So I guess I should get going.
01:42So soon?
01:44What?
01:44I'm just screwing with your mind, Joey.
01:46It's nice to meet you.
01:47Enjoy Hartford.
01:48Enjoy your coffee.
01:50Mystery woman.
01:52Hmm.
01:52I like that.
01:54Oh!
01:55Hey, it's freezing.
01:57Oh, what do you need?
01:58Hot tea?
01:59Coffee?
01:59Lip gloss.
02:00Aha.
02:03I have vanilla chocolate strawberry and toasted marshmallow.
02:06Anything in there not resembling a breakfast cereal?
02:08Yes.
02:09It has no smell, but it changes colors with your mood.
02:13God, RuPaul doesn't need this much makeup.
02:15Well, you're crabby.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16I lost my Macy Gray CD, and I need caffeine.
02:18Oh, I have your CD.
02:20Thief?
02:21Sorry.
02:21I will get you some coffee.
02:27What?
02:28It's not for me.
02:29It's for Rory.
02:30I swear.
02:31You're shameless.
02:31Look, Officer Krupke.
02:32She's right at that table.
02:34Right over there.
02:36Right.
02:36Oh, he's got quite a pair, this guy.
02:40Thanks.
02:42Yeah, I've never been through her before.
02:44Oh, you have, too.
02:45Oh, hi.
02:46Oh, hi.
02:47You really like my table, don't you?
02:48I was just, uh...
02:50Getting to know my daughter.
02:52You're...
02:52Are you my new daddy?
02:54Wow.
02:56You do not look old enough to have a daughter.
02:58No, I mean it.
02:59And you do not look like a daughter.
03:02That's possibly very sweet of you.
03:05Thanks.
03:05So, daughter.
03:10You know, I am traveling with a friend.
03:12She's 16.
03:14Bye.
03:15Drive safe.
03:21If you're out on the road
03:25Feeling lonely and so cold
03:30All you have to do is call my name
03:35And I'll be there on the next train
03:39Where you leave
03:41Where you leave
03:42I will follow
03:43Anywhere
03:45That you tell me to
03:48If you need
03:50You need me to be with you
03:53I will follow
03:54Where you leave
03:59I will follow
04:01Anywhere
04:03Anywhere
04:04That you tell me to
04:06If you need
04:08You need me to be with you
04:11I will follow
04:12Where you leave
04:29Oh, hey, thanks
04:32Independence scene
04:33Michelle speaking
04:36No, I'm sorry
04:37We're completely booked
04:38We have a wedding party here
04:41No, there is really nothing I can do
04:44Yes, I'm sure
04:45A positive
04:47No, I don't have to look, ma'am
04:49Yes, of course I'll look
04:55No, I'm sorry
04:56We're completely booked
04:56Oh, no
04:57Don't move
04:58Just ignore the tiny woman
05:00Pushing the 200-pound instrument around
05:02No, this is good
05:03I like this
05:03Maybe after this
05:04I'll, uh,
05:05Bench press a piano
05:06Oh, that's it, lady
05:08Tie your shoe now
05:09Yeah, don't
05:09Don't worry
05:10I'll wait
05:12Hi, Drella
05:13Hi
05:13I was just wondering
05:14Um, could you be, uh, nicer
05:16To the guests?
05:18Well, I'm sorry
05:19Did you not want a harp player?
05:21Yes, I did
05:22Did you not want a great harp player?
05:25Yes, I did
05:26Okay
05:27I am a great harp player
05:29And this is my great harp
05:31Okay
05:31So if you're looking for someone
05:32To just be nice to the guests
05:34Get a harmonica player
05:35Maybe some guy who whistles through his nose
05:37Okay
05:37Capiche?
05:40Well, and that is a great spot for a table
05:42Decorator's a genius
05:43Madame
05:44You have no idea
05:46How desperately I'd like to help
05:48But see
05:48I'd have to build a room for you myself
05:50And I'm not a man who works with his hands
05:52So the best I can do
05:53Is suggest that you
05:55Please, please
05:55Try for another weekend
05:57Any weekend
05:59Ah, good
06:00Fine
06:01The 21st
06:02Hold on
06:03I look
06:05No, I'm sorry
06:06We're completely booked
06:11Has the plumber attended to room four yet?
06:13He was here
06:14He did nothing
06:14It's a hundred dollars
06:20Hi, Marco
06:21Lorelai
06:21Talk to me about room four
06:23What was wrong with it?
06:23Kiss
06:25Uh-huh
06:27I thought you replaced that already
06:29Well, because you told me you did
06:30And I never forget anything
06:31So this one's on you, right?
06:33Pleasure doing business with you
06:35What is your offspring doing?
06:37I need stamps
06:38Can I have these?
06:39No
06:39Take them
06:40What's with the moo-moo?
06:42That
06:42No, I'm just saying
06:43You couldn't find one made of metal
06:44In case anyone has x-ray eyes
06:46And now we say goodbye
06:47Oh, hey
06:48Have Michelle look at your French paper
06:50Before you go
06:50Excuse me
06:51That'd be great
06:52No
06:53Come on, Michelle
06:54I'll tell all the ladies
06:55What a stud you are
06:56I believe that memo
06:58Has already been sent
06:59Oh, please, Michelle
07:01Pretty please
07:01With sucre on top
07:02I will stop talking like this
07:04Leave it
07:05I'll look at it
07:05If I get a chance
07:06It's due tomorrow
07:08And pay special attention
07:09To the grammar
07:14I despise you
07:16Hey
07:22When are you going to let your parents know
07:24That you listen to the evil rock music?
07:26You're an American teenager, for God's sake
07:29Rory, if my parents still get upset
07:31Over the obscene portion size of American food
07:33I seriously doubt I'm going to make any inroads with Eminem
07:37I have to go to that
07:38The hayride?
07:40You're kidding
07:40My parents set me up with the son of a business associator
07:43He's going to be a doctor
07:45How old is he?
07:46Sixteen
07:47So he's going to be a doctor in a hundred years
07:49Oh, my parents would like to plan ahead
07:52How, do you have to go to the hayride with him?
07:54And his older brother
07:55Oh, now you're kidding
07:57Koreans never joke about future doctors
08:00So, I guess you're not going, huh?
08:02No
08:03I'm still fuzzy on what's fun about sitting in the cold for two hours
08:05With a bundle of sticks up your butt
08:07Don't expect me to clear it up for you
08:08Don't expect me to clear it up for you
08:09Don't expect me to clear it up for you
08:11Don't expect me to clear it up for you
08:13For those of you who have not finished the final chapters of Huckleberry Finn
08:17You may use this time to do so
08:19For those of you who have, you can start on your essay now
08:22Whichever task you choose, do it silently
08:40Maybe it's a love letter
08:42Or a diary
08:44Could be a slam book
08:49It's the assignment
09:11Nice, huh?
09:12It's beautiful
09:15Yeah, well, tell it to the tip jar
09:17Take Mrs. Langworthy's bags up to 314
09:19Make sure the drapes are closed
09:20And there's extra soap
09:21And she wants her pillow mints now
09:26Suki!
09:27I'm okay!
09:28I'm okay!
09:29What did you do now?
09:31Oh, why aren't you watching her?
09:33No, estabas queirandola
09:34Eh, no
09:35She's this
09:36Bad food in the head
09:38Ow
09:39I need you to be more careful
09:41I know, I'm sorry
09:42Hey, I fixed the peach sauce
09:44That's blood, you're bleeding
09:45Why are you bleeding?
09:46Oh, my stitch is open
09:47I was using too much maple syrup
09:48It strangled the fruit
09:50When did you get stitches?
09:51Friday night, ranch roses
09:52Okay, stop moving
09:53You gotta taste the sauce
09:55You have to try it while it's still open
09:56Okay, oh Suki, I need you to be more careful
09:59I need there to be fewer accidents
10:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
10:05Oh, dear God almighty
10:06That's incredible
10:08I want to put it on the waffles tomorrow morning for breakfast
10:11I want to take a bath in that sauce
10:12I will make more
10:13Someday, when we open our own inn
10:16Diabetics will line up to eat this sauce
10:18Wouldn't that be great?
10:19Yeah
10:21But the key to someday achieving that dream
10:23Is for you to stay alive long enough
10:25So we can actually open an inn
10:26Do you understand?
10:27Yes, I understand
10:28All right
10:29So now let's get you up and to the doctor on three
10:32One, two, three
10:34Ow, what?
10:35Stuck down my thumb, I'm fine
10:36On three
10:36Okay
10:40Was it a good color, at least?
10:41It had sparkles in it
10:43Wow
10:44And it smelled like bubble gum when it dried
10:46Oh, well, there's no way Mark Twain could compete with that
10:52Mom, we're home
10:54Did you hear something?
10:55I'm not sure
10:57Mom, are you here?
10:59We're open, everything, tap off
11:01We have contact
11:03Mom
11:04Lane?
11:05Mom?
11:06Lane?
11:08Mom, where are you?
11:10Lane, where are you?
11:11Back here
11:12Over here
11:15I think she's that way
11:17I think she's that way
11:18Are we closer?
11:19I'm by the table
11:21She's kidding, right?
11:23Look, we'll meet you in the kitchen
11:25What?
11:26The kitchen
11:27Who's that?
11:28It's Rory, Mom
11:30Oh
11:32Wow, I could hear the disappointment from here
11:34Oh, come on, stop it
11:35You know, it sucks that after all these years, your mom still hates me
11:38She doesn't hate you
11:40She hates my mother
11:41She doesn't trust unmarried women
11:43You're unmarried
11:45I'm hayriding with the future proctologist
11:46I have potential
11:48Go upstairs, tea is ready
11:50I have muffins with no dairy, no sugar, no wheat
11:53You have to soak them in the tea to make them soft enough to bite
11:55But they're very healthy
11:57So
11:58How was school?
12:00None of the girls get pregnant, drop out
12:02Nothing we know of
12:04Though come to think of it, Joanna Posner was glowing a little
12:07What?
12:08Nothing, Mama, she's just kidding
12:09Boys don't like bunny girls
12:13Noted
12:14Hello? Is anybody here?
12:16We're here! We're coming!
12:17Have the muffins made from sprouted wheat, only good 24 hours
12:22Everything's half off!
12:23Where are you?
12:24Over here!
12:25Where?
12:26By the chair!
12:27What chair?
12:29Careful!
12:30I'm okay
12:31Peppers, peppers
12:32Mike
12:34Okay
12:34Hello, good vegetables
12:36Come with me
12:37I got this
12:38Okay, where's my glaze?
12:39In the counter
12:40On the counter
12:41Ah, not in, not in the counter
12:42Yeah, yeah
12:43Okay
12:43Good
12:44All right
12:45My sauce
12:46Ooh
12:47That's pretty good
12:48Hello
12:49Hello, a little bit of green
12:50Okay, of course
12:52Hello, my little baby
12:54You like that?
12:55A little juice, okay
12:59Okay
13:01Mike
13:01Mike
13:04Suki
13:05Oh
13:06It's here
13:07It happened
13:08She did it
13:08Okay, I'm gonna need a little bit longer sentence
13:10The Chilton School
13:11Rory got in
13:12Oh my God
13:13Oh my God
13:15I know
13:15Look, dear Ms. Gilmore
13:17We are happy to inform you that we have a vacancy at Chilton Preparatory starting immediately
13:21Due to your daughter's excellent credentials and your enthusiastic pursuit of her enrollment
13:25I offered to do the principal to get her in
13:26We would be happy to accept her as soon as the first semester's tuition has been received
13:30This is very exciting
13:32Yeah
13:34Is something burning?
13:35My bangs earlier
13:36Go on, go on, go on
13:38This is it
13:38She can finally go to Harvard like she's always wanted and get the education that I never got
13:42And get to do all the things that I never got to do
13:44And then I can resent her for it and we can finally have a normal mother-daughter relationship
13:48Oh, God
13:50Mom?
13:55You're happy?
13:57Yeah
13:58Did you do something slutty?
14:00I'm not that happy
14:03Here
14:04What's going on?
14:05Open it
14:09I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video
14:11You're going to Chilton
14:12Sorry
14:13Mom?
14:15You did it, babe
14:16You got in
14:18How did this happen?
14:19You didn't with the principal, did you?
14:22No, honey
14:22That was a joke
14:23They have an open spot
14:24You're gonna start on Monday
14:25Really?
14:26Really
14:27I don't believe this
14:29Oh, my God
14:30I'm going to Chilton?
14:31Yeah
14:32Suki, I'm going to Chilton
14:33I'll make cookies, press, and love oatmeal
14:35I have to call Lane
14:40I love you
14:41I love you
14:45My girl's going to Chilton
14:47Yeah
14:48I know
14:48Rory's going to Chilton
14:49Rory's going to Chilton
14:52Rory's going to Chilton
14:54Rory's going to Chilton
14:55Rory's going to Chilton
15:09Rory's going to Chilton
15:12Can you answer it?
15:14No. People are particularly stupid today.
15:17I can't talk to any more of them.
15:19You know who's really nice to talk to?
15:21The people at the unemployment agency.
15:26Independent scene, Michelle speaking.
15:30No, I'm sorry. We're completely booed.
15:32I'm holding for Miss Bell.
15:34I've been trying to get a hold of her all day.
15:37Lorelai Gilmore.
15:41Hi. Oh, hi, hi.
15:44Yeah, my daughter Rory has just been accepted.
15:47Yay.
15:48Thank you, and I got the invoice for your enrollment fee.
15:53Wow, that is a lot of zeros behind that five.
15:57Uh-huh.
15:58Okay, well, I guess what I'm wondering is
16:01if you couldn't take, say, part of it now just to get her going.
16:10But she's supposed to start Monday.
16:12It just doesn't give me a lot of time to pull a bank job.
16:16Well, never mind. I was just kidding.
16:18No, a bank job is robbing a bank, but no.
16:23Uh-huh.
16:25Oh, no.
16:27No, no, no.
16:27I don't want you to give up her space.
16:31I'll just, I'll have to figure it out.
16:35Okay.
16:36No, thank you.
16:37It's been a real treat talking to you.
16:40Yeah.
16:41Bye-bye.
16:51What do I do?
16:52What do I do?
16:53What do I do?
16:54You can have anything I own.
16:55My car.
16:56Sell my car.
16:57Oh, sweetie.
16:58No one wants your car.
16:59Yeah.
17:00There's something I haven't thought of.
17:02I know there is.
17:03There's something out there staring me right in the face.
17:04I just, I haven't seen it.
17:06You know, you might consider calling your...
17:09No.
17:09But I don't think you have...
17:11You can at least go and...
17:12Okay, can I say one more thing?
17:14I think it's your only option.
17:16Suki.
17:17There are several chapters from a Stephen King novel
17:19I'd reenact before I'd resort to that option.
17:22Okay.
17:22Dropped.
17:23Dropped.
17:24Mom.
17:26So what do you think?
17:27Wow, it makes you look smart.
17:29Okay, no more wine for you.
17:31Mom?
17:33You look like you were swallowed by a kilt.
17:36Fine, you can hem it.
17:38A little.
17:38Ooh.
17:39Only a little.
17:40Okay.
17:40Or I could hem it a lot.
17:42No, you're not.
17:42I don't want to be too short.
17:44I can't believe tomorrow's my last day at Stars Hollow Rye.
17:47I know.
17:48Today I was so excited I dressed for Jim.
17:50You're kidding.
17:51And I played volleyball.
17:52With other people?
17:53And I learned that all this time I was avoiding group sports.
17:56Yeah?
17:57Was very smart because I suck at them.
17:58Well, yeah, you got that from me.
18:00Where's your pente?
18:01At Ja Ja Gabor's house.
18:03Right.
18:03I'm going to the store because you have nothing.
18:05You feel like duck?
18:06Ooh, if it's made with chicken, absolutely.
18:08I'll be back.
18:09Bye.
18:11All right, this will give you an idea.
18:15Go see how you like it.
18:16Okay.
18:18I love being a private school girl.
18:20Go see, Mara.
18:21Mm-hmm....
18:29In a white room, in a white hat, in a cobweb of enterprise
18:36Where the dreams sleep, but fears keep
18:41That's where the colors don't go
18:44That's where the colors don't show
18:48That's where the colors don't go
18:53That's where the colors don't go
18:57That's where the colors don't show
19:03Hi, Mom. Lorelei!
19:06My goodness, this is a surprise. Is it Easter already?
19:11No, I just finished up my business class and I thought
19:14I would stop by. To see me?
19:16Yes. Well, isn't that nice?
19:20Come in. Thanks.
19:27The place looks great. It hasn't changed.
19:31Well, there you go.
19:34How are the girls at the bridge club?
19:37Old.
19:39Well, good.
19:47You said you were taking a business class?
19:50Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
19:51I am taking a business class at the college twice a week.
19:54I'm sure I told you.
19:55Well, if you're sure, then you must have.
20:01Would you like some tea?
20:02I would love some coffee.
20:04Emily! I'm home.
20:06We're in here.
20:08Hi, Dad.
20:10What is it? Christmas already?
20:13Lorelei was taking a business class at the college today
20:16and decided to drop in to see us.
20:18What business class?
20:19Well, she told us about it, dear. Remember?
20:22No.
20:25Well, actually, I came here for a reason.
20:28Dad, would you mind sitting down for a minute?
20:31You need money.
20:32I have a situation.
20:33You need money.
20:35Just please let me get this out, okay?
20:39Rory has been accepted to Chilton.
20:42Chilton?
20:44Oh, that's a wonderful school.
20:46It's only five minutes from here.
20:48That's right. It is.
20:49She can start as early as Monday.
20:51The problem is that they want me to put down an enrollment fee
20:55plus the first semester's tuition,
20:57and I have to do that immediately or she loses her spot.
21:01So, you need money.
21:04Yeah.
21:06But it's not for me.
21:08It's for Rory.
21:09And I fully intend to pay you back every cent.
21:11I don't ask for favors. You know that.
21:13Oh, yes. We know.
21:15I'll get the checkbook.
21:19You have no idea. Thank you.
21:22On one condition.
21:23So close.
21:24Since we are now financially involved in your life,
21:28I want to be actively involved in your life.
21:32What does that mean, Mother?
21:34I want a weekly dinner.
21:37What?
21:38Friday nights, you and Rory will have dinner here.
21:41Mom.
21:42And you have to call us once a week to give us an update
21:45on her schooling and your life.
21:48That's it. That's the condition.
21:51If you agree, you'll come to dinner tomorrow night
21:53and leave here with a check.
21:56Otherwise, I'm sorry. We can't help you.
22:01I don't want her to know that I borrowed money from you.
22:05Can that just be between us?
22:07Does seven o'clock work for you?
22:11Perfect.
22:28And we get to wear uniforms.
22:30Then we're having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing
22:32because everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn.
22:36Okay.
22:37There's academic-minded and then there's Amish.
22:39Funny.
22:42So I told my mom you're changing schools.
22:44Was she thrilled?
22:44The party's on Friday.
22:46I gotta go.
22:47I have to have a pre-hayride cup of tea with a future doctor.
22:51How do I look?
22:52Coran?
22:52Spitting image.
22:54Good. Bye.
22:55Bye.
22:55Bye.
23:04God!
23:06You're like Ruth Gordon just standing there with a tannish root.
23:10Make a noise.
23:11Rosemary's Baby.
23:18Yeah.
23:19Well, that's a great movie.
23:21You got good taste.
23:25Are you moving?
23:27No.
23:28Just my books are.
23:29My family just moved here.
23:31From Chicago.
23:32Chicago?
23:33Windy.
23:35Oprah.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Yeah, that's the place.
23:39I'm Dean.
23:41Hi.
23:43Oh.
23:44Rory.
23:45Me.
23:45That's...
23:46That's me.
23:48Rory.
23:49Well, Lorelai, technically.
23:50Lorelai.
23:51I like that.
23:52It's my mother's name, too.
23:53She named me after herself.
23:55She was lying in the hospital thinking about how men named boys after themselves all the time, you know?
23:58So why couldn't women?
23:59She says her feminism just kind of took over.
24:01Though, personally, I think a lot of Demerol also went into that decision.
24:06I never talk this much.
24:09Well, I better go.
24:11Oh, sure.
24:12I have to go look for a job.
24:14Okay, good.
24:19You should check with Miss Patty.
24:21What?
24:21About the job.
24:22About the job.
24:22You should check with Miss Patty.
24:24She teaches dance.
24:25She was actually on Broadway once.
24:27I...
24:27I don't really...
24:29dance much.
24:30No, no.
24:31She just kind of knows everything that's going on in town.
24:34She'll know if someone's looking.
24:35Oh.
24:37Great.
24:38Thanks.
24:42Hey.
24:43What are you doing now?
24:45Nothing.
24:47Much.
24:48I should throw this away at some point.
24:51Well, maybe you could show me where this Miss Patty's place is.
24:54Yeah.
24:55I guess so.
24:56I really don't have anything important to...
24:58Let's go.
25:07So, have you lived here all your life?
25:09Yes.
25:10Well, pretty much.
25:11I was actually born in Hartford.
25:13Well, that's not far.
25:1430 minutes with no traffic.
25:15Really?
25:16I timed it.
25:18Okay, then.
25:23So, do you like cake?
25:25What?
25:27They make really good cakes.
25:29Here.
25:31They're very...
25:32Round.
25:33Okay.
25:34I'll remember that.
25:35Good.
25:37Make a note.
25:38You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.
25:42So, how do you like Moby Dick?
25:44Oh, it's really good.
25:45Yeah?
25:46Yeah, it's my first Melville.
25:47Cool.
25:48I mean, I know it's kind of cliche to pick Moby Dick as your first Melville, but...
25:53Hey, how did you know I was reading Moby Dick?
25:57Uh, well, I've been watching you.
26:00Watching me?
26:00I mean, not in a creepy, like, I'm watching you sort of way.
26:03I just...
26:04I've noticed you.
26:05Me?
26:06Yeah.
26:08When?
26:10Every day.
26:12After school, you come out and you sit under that tree there and you read.
26:16Last week, it was Madame Bovary.
26:18This week, it's Moby Dick.
26:20But why would you...
26:21Because you're nice to look at.
26:23And because you've got unbelievable concentration.
26:26What?
26:27Last Friday, these two guys were tossing around a ball.
26:30And one guy nailed the other right in the face.
26:31I mean, it was a mess.
26:32Blood everywhere.
26:33The nurse came out.
26:34The place was in chaos.
26:35His girlfriend was all freaking out.
26:37And you just sat there and read.
26:39I mean, you never even looked up.
26:41I thought, I've never seen anyone read so intensely before in my entire life.
26:46I have to meet that girl.
26:49Maybe I just didn't look up because I'm unbelievably self-centered.
26:53Maybe.
26:55I doubt it.
26:59So, did I ask you if you like cake?
27:01Yeah, you did.
27:03Oh.
27:04Because I had really good cake back there.
27:19So, you're late getting home tonight.
27:22Yeah.
27:22I went to the library.
27:24Oh.
27:26I forgot to tell you we're having dinner with the grandparents tomorrow night.
27:29We are?
27:30Mm-hmm.
27:31But it's September.
27:32So?
27:33So, what holidays in September?
27:35Look, it's not a holiday thing.
27:36It's just dinner, okay?
27:38Fine.
27:38Sorry.
27:44Red meat can kill you.
27:46Enjoy.
27:52So, I finished hemming your skirt today.
27:57A grunt of acknowledgement might be nice.
28:00I don't understand why we're going to dinner tomorrow night.
28:02I mean, what if I had plans?
28:04You didn't even ask me.
28:05Well, if you'd had plans, I would have known.
28:07How?
28:07Well, you would have told me.
28:08I don't tell you everything.
28:09I have my own things.
28:11Fine.
28:11You have things.
28:12That's right.
28:12I have things.
28:13Hey.
28:14I had dibs on being the bitch tonight.
28:16Just tonight?
28:18What the hell is wrong with you?
28:22I'm not sure I want to go to Chilton.
28:25What?
28:25The timing is just really bad.
28:28The timing is bad?
28:30And the bus ride to and from Hartford?
28:32It's like 30 minutes each way.
28:34I can't believe what I'm hearing.
28:36Plus, I don't think we should be spending that money right now.
28:38I mean, I know Chilton's got to be costing you a lot.
28:41Oh, you've no idea.
28:43All of your money should be going toward buying it in with Suki.
28:45What about college?
28:46What about Harvard?
28:47We don't know that I can't get into Harvard if I stay where I am.
28:50Okay.
28:51Enough.
28:52Enough of the crazy talk, okay?
28:53I appreciate your concern, but I have this covered.
28:57I still don't want to go.
28:59Why?
28:59Because I don't.
29:01I have to get out of here.
29:06We have to pay first.
29:32One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
29:36It's a waltz, ladies.
29:38Susie, do you have to tinkle?
29:40Then uncross your legs, darling.
29:42Oh, Rory, good.
29:43I think I found a job for your male friend.
29:46What male friend?
29:47They need a stock boy at the supermarket.
29:49I already talked to Taylor Dozie about him.
29:51You just send him around tomorrow.
29:53Okay, thanks.
29:55What male friend?
29:56Oh, he's very cute.
29:57You have good taste.
30:00Hands in the air, not in the nose.
30:03One, two, three, one, two, three.
30:05Oh, you're gonna have to walk faster than that.
30:07You're gonna have to turn into friggin' Flojo to get away from me.
30:14This is about a boy.
30:16Of course.
30:17I can't believe I didn't see it.
30:19All this talk about money and bus rides.
30:21You got a thing going with a guy and you don't want to leave school.
30:23I'm going to bed.
30:24God, I'm so dense.
30:25That should have been my first thought.
30:27After all, you're me.
30:30I'm not you.
30:31Really?
30:31Someone willing to throw important life experiences out the window to be with a guy?
30:35It sounds like me to me.
30:36Whatever.
30:37So, who is he?
30:38There's no guy.
30:39Dark hair, romantic eyes, looks a little dangerous.
30:42This conversation is over.
30:43Tattoos are good, too.
30:45I don't want to change schools because of all the reasons I've already told you a thousand
30:48times.
30:49If you don't want to believe me, that's fine.
30:51Good night.
30:52Does he have a motorcycle?
30:53Because if you're gonna throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle.
31:02Well, I think that went pretty well, don't you?
31:04Thanks for the knock.
31:04Listen, can we just start all over?
31:07Okay?
31:07You tell me all about the guy.
31:09And I promise not to let my head explode.
31:12Huh?
31:13Rory, please talk to me.
31:17Okay, I'll talk.
31:19Don't get me wrong.
31:20Guys are great.
31:21I am a huge fan of guys.
31:23You don't get knocked up at 16 being indifferent to guys.
31:27Babe, guys are always gonna be there.
31:29The school isn't.
31:30It's more important.
31:32It has to be more important.
31:34I'm going to sleep.
31:38Rory, you've always been the sensible one in this house.
31:41Huh?
31:42I need you to remember that feeling now.
31:44You will kick your own butt later if you blow this.
31:47Well, it's my butt.
31:49Good comeback.
31:51You're welcome.
31:52Rory, come on.
31:53I don't want to talk about this.
31:54Could you please, please, just leave me alone?
31:58Okay.
32:00Fine.
32:03We always had a democracy in this house.
32:06We never did anything unless we both agreed.
32:09But now I guess I'm gonna have to play the mom card.
32:13You are going to Chilton whether you want to or not.
32:16Monday morning, you will be there.
32:18End of story.
32:20We'll see.
32:21Yeah, we will.
32:45Okay.
32:48One.
32:49Two.
32:50Oh jeez.
32:51I swear, I don't know what happened.
32:54It's not important.
32:55I made that dish a hundred times.
32:57It never exploded.
32:58Please, forget it.
32:59Oh god, I killed a viking.
33:02Oh, you should fire me or maybe you can't even cost him a new stove under my paycheck.
33:06Well, whatever you want.
33:07I can't afford a new stove.
33:09Those things are expensive.
33:10Suki, please.
33:11I'm begging you.
33:12Pull yourself together, okay?
33:13I had no sleep last night and I think I put my contacts in backwards.
33:17Rory's still mad at you, huh?
33:19Hey, I'm not so crazy about her either.
33:21It was a fight.
33:22Mothers and daughters fight.
33:23No.
33:24We don't fight.
33:25We never fight.
33:26You told me to tell you when your daughter arrived.
33:28Well, she's here and she's sitting in my chair.
33:31Hold on just a minute.
33:36And you're the one left standing.
33:38Life is a funny, funny thing, you know?
33:43Hey, no moo moo today.
33:45You know, it's weird.
33:46I kind of miss it.
33:47You left me a note to meet you here?
33:48Yeah, I thought you might want to work a couple hours, make a little extra cash.
33:52Fine.
33:53Aw, you're not going to give me the mommy dearest treatment forever, are you?
33:56If you wanted me here, I'm here.
33:58Should I do something or what?
34:00Yeah.
34:01Go home.
34:02Dinner's at seven.
34:03Be ready to go.
34:04Fine.
34:05Fine.
34:09Ah, my chair.
34:24So, do we go in or do we just stand here reenacting the little match girl?
34:32Okay, look.
34:33I know you and me are having a thing here and I know you hate me, but I need you
34:36to be civil, at least through dinner, and then on the way home you can pull a Menendez. Deal?
34:41Fine.
34:49Hey Grandma.
34:50Well, you're right on time.
34:52Yeah, yeah, no traffic at all.
34:56I can't tell you what a treat it is to have you girls here.
34:59Oh, well, we're excited too.
35:03Is that a collector's copper? Can I throw it away for you?
35:05Oh.
35:06In the kitchen, please.
35:08Sorry.
35:10So, I want to hear all about children.
35:13Well, I haven't actually started yet.
35:19Richard, look who's here.
35:22Rory.
35:24You're tall.
35:26I guess.
35:27What's your height?
35:285'7".
35:29That's tall.
35:31She's tall.
35:32Hi, Dad.
35:33Lorelei.
35:34Your daughter's tall.
35:35Oh, I know.
35:36It's freakish.
35:37We're thinking of having her studied at MIT.
35:40Oh.
35:40Champagne, anyone?
35:41Oh, that's fancy.
35:43Well, it's not every day that I have my girls here for dinner on a day the banks are open.
35:48A toast.
35:50To Rory entering Chilton in an exciting new phase in her life.
35:54Hear, hear.
35:55Mmm.
35:57Well, let's sit, everyone.
36:02This is just wonderful.
36:04And education is the most important thing in the world.
36:07Next to family.
36:08And pie.
36:13Joke.
36:15Joke.
36:16Ah.
36:33Rory, how do you like the lamb?
36:35It's good.
36:36Too dry?
36:37No, it's perfect.
36:39Potatoes could use a little salt, though.
36:42Excuse me?
36:43So, Grandpa, how's the insurance biz?
36:47Oh, people die.
36:48We pay.
36:49People crash cars.
36:50We pay.
36:51People lose a foot.
36:52We pay.
36:53Well, at least you have your new slogan.
36:55And how are things at the motel?
36:57The inn?
36:58They're great.
36:59Lorelai's the executive manager now.
37:01Isn't that wonderful?
37:02Speaking of which, Christopher called yesterday.
37:05Speaking of which?
37:06How is that a speaking of which?
37:08He's doing very well in California.
37:10His internet startup goes public next month.
37:12This could mean big things for him.
37:14Very talented man, your father.
37:16She knows.
37:17He always was a smart one, that boy.
37:19You must take after him.
37:21Speaking of which, I'm gonna get a coke.
37:24Or a knife.
37:44Hi, how are you doing?
37:51I think I'm gonna go talk to her.
37:53I'll go.
37:54You stay and keep your grandfather company.
38:02Lorelai, come back to the table.
38:04Is this what it's gonna be like every Friday night?
38:06I come over and let the two of you attack me?
38:08You're being very dramatic.
38:09Dramatic?
38:10Were you at that table just now?
38:11Yes, I was.
38:12And I think you took what your father said the wrong way.
38:15The wrong way?
38:16How could I have taken it the wrong way?
38:17What was open to interpretation?
38:19Put your voice down.
38:19No, mother.
38:20I can't take it anymore.
38:22Tonight it feels like a nightmare.
38:23You're dripping all over the floor.
38:26Why do you pounce on every single thing I say?
38:28That's absurd.
38:30You've barely uttered a word all night.
38:31That's not true.
38:32You said pie.
38:33Oh, come on.
38:34You did.
38:34All I heard you say was pie.
38:36Why would he bring up Christopher?
38:37Was that really necessary?
38:38He likes Christopher.
38:40Isn't that interesting?
38:41Because, as I remember,
38:42when Christopher got me pregnant,
38:43Dad didn't like him so much.
38:45Oh, well, please.
38:46You were 16.
38:47What were we supposed to do?
38:48Throw you a party?
38:49We were disappointed.
38:51The two of you had such bright futures.
38:53Yes.
38:53And by not getting married,
38:55we got to keep those bright futures.
38:57When you get pregnant, you get married.
38:59A child needs a mother and a father.
39:02Oh, Mom.
39:02Do you think that Christopher
39:04would have his own company right now
39:05if we'd gotten married?
39:06Do you think he would be anything at all?
39:08Yes, I do.
39:09Your father would have put him
39:10in the insurance business
39:11and you'd be living a lovely life right now.
39:13He didn't want to be in the insurance business
39:15and I am living a lovely life right now.
39:18That's right.
39:19Far away from us.
39:20Oh, here we go.
39:21You took that girl
39:22and completely shut us out of your life.
39:24You wanted to control me.
39:26You were still a child.
39:27I stopped being a child
39:28the minute the strip turned pink, okay?
39:30I had to figure out how to live.
39:32I found a good job.
39:34As a maid?
39:35With all your brains and talent?
39:37I worked my way up.
39:38I run the place now.
39:39I built a life on my own
39:41with no help from anyone.
39:42Yes, and think of where you would have been
39:44if you'd accepted a little help, hmm?
39:46And where Rory would have been?
39:48But no, you were always too proud
39:50to accept anything from anyone.
39:52Well, I wasn't too proud
39:53to come here to you two
39:55begging for money for my kids' school, was I?
39:58No, you certainly weren't.
39:59But you're too proud to let her know
40:01where you got it from, aren't you?
40:02Well, fine.
40:03You have your precious pride,
40:06and I have my weekly dinners.
40:08Isn't that nice?
40:09We both win.
40:30Mom?
40:32I'm okay.
40:33I just...
40:34Do I look shorter?
40:35Because I feel shorter.
40:38Hey, how about I buy you a cup of coffee?
40:41Oh.
40:42Yeah.
40:45You drive, though, okay?
40:47Because I don't think my feet
40:48will reach the pedals.
40:51So, nice dinner at the grandparents' house.
40:53Oh, yeah.
40:54Her dishes have never been cleaner.
40:56You and Grandma seem to have a nice talk.
40:58How much did you hear?
41:00Not much.
41:00You know, snippets.
41:02Snippets?
41:02Little snippets.
41:03So, basically everything?
41:04Basically, yes.
41:05Well, the best laid plans.
41:12I think it was really brave of you
41:13to ask them for money.
41:15Oh.
41:16I so do not want to talk about it.
41:19So, how many meals is it gonna take
41:20till we're off the hook?
41:22I think the deli spread at my funeral
41:24will be the last one.
41:27Hey.
41:30Wait.
41:30Does that mean...
41:32Can't let a perfectly good plaid skirt go to waste?
41:35Ah, honey.
41:36You won't be sorry.
41:41Wow.
41:42You...
41:43You look nice.
41:45Really nice.
41:47I...
41:48Had a meeting earlier at the bank.
41:50They like collars.
41:52You look nice, too.
41:55I had a flagellation to go to.
41:58So, what do you have?
41:59Coffee.
42:00In a vat.
42:03I'll have coffee also.
42:04And chili fries.
42:06That's quite a refined palate you got there.
42:13Behold the healing powers of a bath.
42:18So, tell me about the guy.
42:21You know what's really special about our relationship?
42:23The total understanding about the need for one's privacy.
42:26I mean, you really understand boundaries.
42:29So, tell me about the guy.
42:31Mom.
42:31Is he dreamy?
42:33Oh, that's so Nick at night.
42:34Well, I'm gonna find out anyway.
42:36Really? How?
42:37I'll spy.
42:40Coffee.
42:42Fries.
42:45I can't stand it.
42:46This is so unhealthy.
42:47Rory, please, put down that cup of coffee.
42:49You do not want to grow up to be like your mom.
42:52Sorry.
42:52Too late.
43:00So, tell me about the guy.
43:03Check, please.
43:04No, really. Are you embarrassed to read at all?
43:05I'm not embarrassed.
43:06Does he talk at all?
43:07Because it's okay.
43:08No, Mom. He's in my.
43:09Oh, sweet.
43:10We tried to be here for the first time.
43:12I'm not embarrassed.
43:13I'm not embarrassed.
43:14I'm not embarrassed.
43:15I'm not embarrassed.
43:15I'm not embarrassed.
43:16So, welcome to our little corner of the world.
43:41Bye.
44:08Bye.
44:08I'm did enjoy.
44:08Bye.
44:08Bye.
44:08You
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