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مسلسل Ghosts مترجم - Episode 1
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00:05You
00:16It won't be long now
00:18At least she's comfortable
00:21There's definitely worse ways to go. Oh, hey, man
00:25Dysentery was no party. Shh. I think it is happening. Oh, I should sing something to ease a transition
00:31Or perhaps don't make this all about you
00:33Amazing grace
00:37How sweet
00:39the sound
00:46Who are you I am the ghost of your great-great-grandmother Hedy Woodstone
00:52Hi, I'm flower
00:54I wandered over to your property from a music festival in the 60s, and then I tried to befriend a
00:59bear
00:59Drugs were involved. I am Thorfinn
01:05I like Harry. She doesn't need the whole roster
01:08We are ghosts. While most spirits pass on to the afterlife. We are the unfortunate few cursed to spend eternity
01:17Oh, and she's gone. Oh, good for her. So unfair. She goes up
01:21We stay here in Odin's name. Why it's a real drag now
01:26What's gonna happen to the house this house was my pride and joy now? It could get sold to God
01:31knows who murderers perverts
01:34Irishman
01:35Well, there's no use milling about up here. Shall we go mill about downstairs?
01:39May as well. Yeah, sure. I just hope someone interesting moves in you know, like a ballplayer or an astronaut
01:46Whose life are you guys hoping to watch next?
01:48Oh my god, this is the house. Oh, so so we just own this now. What's the catch?
01:55No, there's no catch as I explained to your wife on the phone her relative passed away and left her
01:58this estate great-aunt Sophie
02:00I think I met her when I was a kid, but I I thought she died years ago
02:03No, no, she just passed but the good news is you're her next of kin didn't she have a son?
02:07Well, more good news. He actually did die years ago. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that's not um
02:12How much do you think we could sell this place for assuming we want to sell? Uh-huh?
02:17Yeah, we're not moving into a 300 year old house in the middle of nowhere because that would be
02:23Right, Sam? Well, it's just we don't know the facts yet and obviously yes, we're probably going to sell. Yeah
02:28He thinks I'm a little impulsive
02:31Well, there are a limited number of buyers for property this size, right?
02:34So you have your bed and breakfast operators. What if we opened a bed and breakfast?
02:38Here we go. Aren't you sick of the city? No, we work insane hours to live in a shoebox that
02:43we can barely afford and somebody's offering us a mansion
02:45Sam, we don't know the first thing about running a B&B. You're a chef. That's like half of the
02:49bees right there
02:50Plus I can write freelance articles from anywhere. So we have income while we're getting up and running. That is
02:54an annoyingly strong argument
02:55You have to admit it. Okay, let's do this
02:59We haven't seen the place so we'll go up there for the weekend and then we'll talk about it. Yes.
03:03Thank you
03:03It is a really nice place. It is and it's ours for free
03:07There's got to be something wrong with it. Babe, it's so charming. What could possibly be wrong with it?
03:21Okay, so it's the summer of 98 my Lehman Brothers boys and I we scooped a copter to beat the
03:27traffic out to the Hamptons because that's how we roll
03:30Anyway, we're on a list for this very exclusive shindig at surf lodge in Montauk Tara Reid's birthday
03:36Nuff said
03:38Who is Tara Reid seriously? She was a movie star. Oh silent a talk you sweetheart. Uh, what is a
03:43movie again?
03:44It's the it's the play that they project on a screen. We've been through this when you say
03:49project what is play
03:51God, I hate being the most recently dead. Anyway, yada yada yada. It was a great night the end. Okay
03:58Well, thank you Trevor for that talk of the day on party. No, it was very high-level partying. You
04:03don't get it
04:03So, you know, whatever. All right
04:06Well, tomorrow of course is food club when Thor will be explaining the subtle differences between types of cod
04:12It will be similar to salmon lecture but more cod focused. Oh
04:17Oh, oh, it's one of those how you say it's a ship on land. Landship, landship
04:22What's not a landship you didn't conclude? That's a horse's carriage. Whoa, check out that body
04:29Slammin
04:30Indeed he'd have made a fine militiamen
04:35Holy crap beats the hell out of our fifth floor walk-up, huh? Okay. Yeah, it's impressive
04:40But can you reach the fridge from your bed? I think not this air is so clean and that guy
04:45at the gas station in town
04:46What was his name car? Yeah, he was folksy, right? I mean
04:49He did call me a woman for wearing a video game shirt, which doesn't make any sense, but yeah, Carl
04:53had a certain charm
04:55They're coming in let's go
04:57Whoa
04:59Geez not again wait
05:02Oh
05:06Okay, this is huge and it's all ours
05:10I gotta admit it would be nice to have a little bit of space
05:14Exactly, New York is full of people
05:18We're never alone
05:21This must be them
05:22The new folks that own the house
05:24Can you believe this place has been in my family for six generations?
05:28She's a relative of yours, Hetty
05:29Well, I should hope not with her exposed knees and that saucy hairdo
05:33Wow
05:34At least it's just the two of them. There's still plenty of room for us
05:37Yes, yes, two people is manageable
05:39Limited commotion no old lady bedridden while disease eats away at her, but we knew those good times couldn't last
05:45forever
05:45You know a young couple could be really fun to watch
05:48Oh, hell yeah, they would
05:49Okay, Trevor
05:50Before I get
05:54What is that?
05:55Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
05:56This is sage
05:56I'm cleansing the space
05:58Oh, come on
05:59Babe, this is old house 101. You light this stuff and it wards off evil spirits
06:04What did she say?
06:05Does that work?
06:06Do you really believe in that?
06:08Better safe than sorry
06:10It's actually delightful
06:11Oh
06:12That's divine
06:13Oh, let me hit that
06:13I would enjoy if I
06:14Is that the sage or is that her?
06:15Reminds me of Torch Village
06:16Okay, people, people, there's enough spirit repellent for all of us
06:20Jay, we have a library
06:22This place is like old school rich
06:26I know
06:27I did a little research
06:29Apparently my ancestors who lived here were actual robber barons
06:32Like cartoon evil slept on a bed of gold types
06:36I mean, we did that once
06:39Okay, they actually seem really nice
06:41They remind me of this couple I was married to when I was on the commune
06:44And a little of this couple I was married to when I was in the cult
06:47Honestly, it's like way more beat up than in any of the pictures
06:51Excuse me?
06:51It could use a little TLC, but we can fix it up
06:54Boy, she is really can do
06:56I am rooting for these kids
06:58I cannot help it
07:00I'm telling you, babe
07:01This place is gonna make an amazing hotel
07:05What is hotel?
07:07I'll tell you what a hotel is
07:09A hotel is our worst nightmare
07:11Every room in this house filled with people coming and going
07:17Sleeping in our beds
07:19Libertines
07:20And you don't even want to know about the clutter
07:23Thorfinn, my fastidious viking friend
07:28Why?
07:29Why?
07:30Trash can right there
07:32What?
07:37I hate getting walked through
07:39It's probably the worst pain I can think of
07:41No, wait, arrow through the neck
07:43That beats it
07:43Okay, new plan
07:46Kill them
07:47Ah, we can kill them
07:48Yeah, that's not nice
07:49No, I mean we don't have the ability
07:51Can't pick up a gun
07:53Can't put their feet in cement and drop them off a country bridge
07:56I went with a bootlegger for a spell
07:58Yeah, thanks
07:59Plus, even if we could physically grapple him
08:01That husband fellow would overpower us
08:03I mean, have you seen his shoulders and the v-shaped back?
08:10In summary, we must do something
08:14Wait, what?
08:14Why don't we just try haunting
08:18Scare them away, we're ghosts
08:20Oh
08:20Whoa
08:21Yeah
08:22It's a good plan, right?
08:23Oh, no, sorry
08:24I was just seeing some major trails
08:26What are we talking about?
08:27This plan of Trevor's fills me with discomfort
08:30The line between the living and ourselves is one we should respect
08:33Who are we to-
08:36Found my jacket
08:43All right, let's haul these bastards out of here
08:53Hey, boo-boo
08:55The water from the tap was disgusting
08:58Oh
08:58So I went to the gas station and I got us some coffee
09:01Oh, thank you
09:02Carl says hi and he called me a snowflake for wearing flip-flops
09:05Classic Carl
09:06Yeah
09:06Okay, gun to your head
09:09Canary yellow or lavender mist
09:11Oh, okay, we're putting up paint
09:12Nice
09:13Haven't decided if we're staying, but we're putting up paint
09:16You know what?
09:16I think we should just knock the whole wall down while we're at it
09:19Do you think it's load-bearing?
09:21What?
09:22What is this?
09:23What are you doing?
09:24Do you even know what sound you're listening for?
09:25I'm not sure, but it makes me feel like Joanna Gaines
09:28And I'm not mad at that
09:29You want to come be my chip, big boy?
09:31Um, yes, please
09:33Wait a minute, why do we only role-play couples from HGTV?
09:37Please don't kink-shame me
09:40Oh, it's adorable
09:41There's a bird in our room because of course there is
09:44Okay, you're right
09:45This place needs a little bit of work
09:47Here he comes!
09:48It's a deck!
09:53Now, let's take inventory of the skills at our disposal
09:56Thor, as we all know, is able to do that thing with the electrics
09:59Because he was struck by lightning
10:07I am powerful
10:08Oh, Isaac, what about your thing?
10:10Yes, yes, yes
10:11Oh yes, no, I don't know to what it is you refer
10:13Okay
10:13You died of dysentery?
10:14Yeah, it smells like a fart when the living walked through you
10:20Okay, I get it
10:22We all get it
10:23And trust me, you don't need to be so harsh in your condemnations
10:26It is far worse for me than it is for thee
10:28Okay, moving on, what else?
10:29Well, I was thinking since Alberta was a singer in life and can project her humming into the world of
10:34the living
10:35What if we had her hum the song from the movie Ghost to scare them?
10:40Huh? Kind of thematic, right?
10:41You know we don't know what that is, Pete
10:42Oh, right, the movie thing
10:44Welcome to my hell
10:45You guys would actually love it
10:47There was this amazing scene where the main girl was making pottery
10:50We don't have time for this
10:51And then this hunky shirtless guy comes in
10:53Well, we do have some time
10:54The haunting isn't imminent, go on
10:55It's fine, I get it
10:57I'll hum something scary
10:58Oh, Trevor has to do his amazing thing
11:01That must be the topper
11:03Oh, yeah
11:03Oh, everyone, you're very kind
11:06Come on, Trevor
11:13Come on, Trevor
11:14No, sorry, hold on
11:15Got it, you got it, you got it
11:16Focus, focus
11:17Focus
11:17You got it
11:28Go, go, go
11:30Keep on it
11:31It's scary
11:31Go, go
11:33Go
11:33Go
11:33Troops, I believe we are ready
11:36Tonight, get your sleep
11:37For tomorrow, we strike
11:39Yes
11:40Ha ha ha
11:48Ah, ah, ah, ah
11:48The water's not working
11:49Okay, people
11:51He's coming out
11:51Man your posts
11:52Good luck, everybody
11:54And have fun
11:58The hot water's out again
11:59One second
12:00And go for
12:03What the?
12:04Oh, come on
12:06Ah
12:12Man down
12:13Alberta, you're up
12:14Trevor, you're on deck
12:15You know, it kind of feels like I'm opening
12:16For Trevor
12:17Now, I don't need to headline this haunting
12:19But
12:20Not now
12:21Okay, fine
12:26I got the stereo working
12:28Cool
12:28What?
12:35Babe
12:36Nice try
12:37That was you
12:38Are you in a juice cleanse?
12:39Close it out, Trevor
12:40You're our only hope
12:41Okay, you can't blame the other person
12:43When there's only one other person
12:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no
12:47You know I couldn't produce that if I tried
12:50Bring the fortitude
12:51That is disgusting
12:52Oh, come on
12:53You got a cute butt
12:56But it's got a foul mouth
13:01Haunting is hard
13:02Oh, that is rank
13:04Shut up
13:05All right
13:07Babe
13:08What are you doing?
13:09I'm gonna fix the water heater
13:10It's probably just the gas, right?
13:13It's gotta be simple
13:14Just turn the pilot on
13:14This place is so creepy
13:19Much better
13:19Who are these guys?
13:21I don't know
13:21Jay
13:22That looks kind of ancient
13:23Maybe we should just call a professional
13:25No, no
13:26Oh, we're not dumping a bunch of honey into this house
13:29Plus I want to take a shower now
13:31Counterclockwise
13:32Okay, it's just I don't think you know what you're doing
13:35Uh-oh
13:36That's not good
13:37I should do it
13:37I won't do it
13:38I think I got it
13:39He didn't
13:41At least they left the light on
13:43Oh
13:46Damn it
13:49Trevor
13:49God
13:50What are you doing?
13:51The livings aren't even here
13:52No, I know
13:52I know
13:53This isn't for them
13:54This is between team money and the vase
13:56It's personal
13:58I've always said vase
13:59Can you
14:00Sorry
14:00Please
14:07Still freezing
14:08Okay, well the good news is we're going back to New York this afternoon anyway
14:11So we can just fix it when we come back
14:13You mean if we come back
14:16Okay, we're having this conversation
14:19Sam
14:20I'm just gonna come out and say it, okay?
14:25Pardon?
14:27I didn't hear you
14:29I don't want to move here
14:30Well, this just got interesting
14:32Very interesting
14:33Like finding a new type of card interesting
14:39Okay, a little too close
14:40Sure, okay
14:44Oh, that was
14:45I was gonna be it
14:46That was gonna be it
14:47I felt that one
14:47I really thought it was so close
14:49I came up here with an open mind for sure
14:51But this whole bed and breakfast idea
14:52I mean, come on
14:54Do we really want to leave New York?
14:56Jay, I love you
14:57But you know that you get a bit scared of change
14:59But it's okay to try something different
15:02Yes, I agree
15:03And I'm willing to try something different below 14th street
15:06He's cute
15:07Funny
15:08I don't know what it is
15:09But I feel a connection to this place
15:12I could see a future here
15:14Us raising a family
15:15I want all that, babe
15:16But but we're in way over our heads
15:18This place is falling apart
15:20It is kind of a dump
15:21Oh, shut up
15:31So that's it?
15:32We just do what you want?
15:33If we're both gonna be making some big crazy move
15:36Then then we should at least both be able to agree on it
15:39Fine
15:39But you know what, Jay?
15:40Sometimes you gotta just do something a little bold, you know?
15:44Put some canary yellow up and get out of your neutral palette mindset
15:47What do you, what was that?
15:49Neutrals go with everything
15:50Haven't you learned anything from love it or list it?
15:52Well, I don't know what any of those words mean
15:54But I know that he won't be laying with her for several moons
15:59That was amazing
16:00You're incredible
16:03Watch out
16:08Bro, that's not good
16:14Sam?
16:16Oh my god, oh my god, Sam, hey
16:18Sam, Sam, oh my god, Sam
16:32Murder
16:33Okay, again
16:34I didn't mean for her to trip and fall
16:37You have to believe me
16:38I would never intentionally hurt anyone that hot
16:41Oh
16:43Husband guy looks so sad
16:45I remember when I died
16:46Ira looked so scared
16:48Because he didn't want to lose me
16:51And also because he was trying to get away from the bear
16:53Could you imagine if she doesn't make it?
16:55What a terrible last memory for him
16:58Ending things in an argument
17:00Carol and I argued the last time we spoke
17:03It's funny it felt like such a big deal at the time
17:05And now I can't even tell you what it was we were arguing about
17:12You never think when you close that door behind you that that'll be the last time you walk through that
17:15door
17:19But then I had my accident and I realized I'm never gonna see my wife again
17:28I'm never gonna get to speak to her to hold her
17:32Tell her how much I love her
17:35Oh wait
17:37I remember what we were fighting about
17:39She ate all the donut holes and she doesn't even like donut holes
17:43It was just to spite me which was just like her
17:45Selfish so-and-so
17:51The point is
17:54Life is precious
17:57What is donut hole?
17:59It's just a round don't it's what's missing it doesn't matter
18:08It's a tough loss
18:14What's wrong?
18:15The Knicks blew a 10-point lead to the nuggets
18:17Damn it!
18:18Well, I hope you were at least this upset when I was technically dead for three minutes
18:22Let's get you home
18:23Go slow
18:24Okay
18:25Home awaiting
18:28In the sky
18:30Oh, in the sky
18:35Thank you, Alberta
18:37I don't know how many times we've heard that song
18:39487
18:40But it gets better every time
18:42Landship! Landship!
18:43The livings, man!
18:45They're back!
18:46Oh, she's alive!
18:49Oh, thank God
18:51Wait, is there any scarring?
18:52How's the punim?
18:56I thought we were going home
18:57Yeah, I just wanted to swing by the house real quick and show you something
19:01So, while you were sleeping for two weeks
19:03Coma
19:03Coma
19:04I had a contractor come in just to give us an estimate on what needs to be done
19:07And guess what?
19:08It's way more than I could have ever imagined
19:10It's like a new foundation
19:11It's a new floor
19:12It's fine
19:13You know, I'm okay with selling the place
19:14I had some time to think
19:16And you were right
19:17I think the whole bed and breakfast idea was probably crazy
19:20Well, then call me crazy
19:22Because we're doing it
19:27What's going on?
19:28That's the contractor
19:30If we're going to make a go of this, we're going to need some help
19:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're staying?
19:34We're doubling down, baby!
19:36I maxed out the credit cards
19:38I cashed in the IRA despite the very vocal objections of my father
19:41Newsflash, we're deeply in debt
19:43If this bed and breakfast fails, we're really screwed
19:45I don't understand what happened
19:48Almost losing you made me realize that I don't care where we live
19:51Because as long as I'm with you, I'm home
19:56Was it corny?
19:57Did it sound corny?
19:58I'm not going to lie, I practiced it
20:00It was so corny
20:03Show me the house!
20:05Aw, they made up
20:06I'm very glad Samantha is okay
20:08Me too
20:09Wait, who are these other people?
20:13It looks like a construction crew
20:17Oh, Merlin
20:18Electricians, check the main panel
20:20Look out for loose wirings
20:21Roofers, be careful out there
20:23Harness required
20:23Make sure you know where you're dropping the tiles
20:27Oh, you're dressed kind of nice for a construction worker
20:31Hey, hey babe
20:32Come with me, there's one more thing I want to show you
20:35Got a surprise
20:36Come on, hey, easy
20:39So that's it then
20:40They're going through with this hotel situation
20:43We'll be overrun
20:44The corner!
20:46Okay, yes, the hotel will be a nightmare
20:48But gosh darn it, I did miss those crazy kids
20:51She talked to me, she talked to me, she talked to me
20:53And I think she kind of hit on me, I'm not entirely sure
20:56But there was definitely a spark
20:57But she talked to me!
20:58Good God
21:00Please
21:01How are your hands?
21:03And
21:05Badow
21:05Uh-huh, what is that?
21:07That is the canary yellow you wanted
21:09You painted the room
21:10I know, I know
21:11You know, I wasn't sure about it at first
21:13But it's growing on me
21:16What the hell?
21:17Yeah, yeah, you're right
21:17It's a lot of yellow
21:18Oh, you know what we could do?
21:20We could put up a muted accent wall
21:22This can't be real
21:24Okay, you're not loving it
21:26It's no big deal, it's just paint
21:27Oh my god
21:28What are you looking at?
21:30I think you're right, she can see us
21:33Who are you?
21:34Uh, hi, I'm Jay, I'm your husband
21:36Do you need to lie down?
21:37I can explain
21:38We are ghosts
21:40Those poor spirits who dwell on
21:42Held for reasons unknown
21:44AHHHHH
21:45AHHHH
21:45AHHHHH
21:45Word of God
21:47be
21:52B
21:54A
22:01that
22:02that
22:02fucked
22:03and
22:05oh
22:10this summer
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