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مسلسل Ghosts مترجم - Episode 4
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00:12Hey! I noticed someone ate all the Oreos I bought, which is crazy, because I've had them in the house
00:17for less than 24 hours.
00:19I didn't want to say anything, but I think the contractor ate them.
00:22Liar! He is a liar! I watched him eat the whole thing.
00:26Cookie ball burner!
00:27Really? The contractor?
00:29Yeah, and if you want to blow up the renovations because of some cookies, I got your back 100%, but
00:34I think that might be short-sighted.
00:35I witnessed the gluttonous feast. It was unseemly. There was shame in the man's eyes.
00:40Wait, what are you looking at? Is it the ghost?
00:43Crumbs everywhere! Why not use plate?
00:46They're telling on me, aren't they?
00:47You are busted!
00:49This isn't fair. You got a whole team of spies watching my every move.
00:54I mean, they don't tell me everything.
00:55Well, one of the cookies fell to the floor, after which he ate it.
00:58Oh, you ate a floor Oreo?
00:59Not cool, guys! Not cool!
01:02I would have called it a floor-io. That's just my improv training kicking in. Floor-io.
01:07I wish I possessed the ability to write that down.
01:17You know, every time I talk to the contractor, it's like he adds another two weeks to the timeline or
01:22five grand to the budget.
01:23Well, you know what? Here's an idea. Next time we see him, let's just run away.
01:26Bulletproof plan, babe.
01:28Hi there!
01:30Who's this?
01:31Henry and Margaret Farnsby. Wealthy next-door neighbors. Total squares.
01:34Henry and Margaret Farnsby. Wealthy next-door neighbors. Total squares.
01:36Did you just say total squares?
01:38Ghost word. I guess they're uptight.
01:40Yeah, man. They're all like rules. Yay!
01:42Oh, butterfly!
01:44I'm Margaret Farnsby. This is my husband, Henry. We've been dying to swing by. Say welcome. Drop off some of
01:51my award-winning cupcakes.
01:53First place at the St. Anne's Parish bake sale, seven years running. Not that we like to brag.
01:58He's lying. We love to brag.
02:01You are so sweet. I'm Samantha. This is Jay. Fair warning, he's a pretty talented chef himself.
02:06Yeah, might give your cupcakes a run for their money this year, Margaret.
02:10Well, I certainly don't think that would be appreciated.
02:14Oh, no. I was kidding.
02:17Oh!
02:19Our new neighbors are funny.
02:21I love it!
02:23Bless you.
02:25Pardon. Uh, allergies.
02:27Sneezing in public. So unladylike.
02:30I told her a nip of cocaine would wipe that hay fever right out, but does she listen?
02:34I'm sorry. Did you say cocaine?
02:35Mm-hmm. Everyone knows cocaine's excellent for allergies.
02:37Okay, well, in the 1980s, it was a Schedule II narcotic.
02:40Well, Peter, in the 1880s, it was a medical wonder drug.
02:44From headache to hysteria, four out of five barbers prefer cocaine.
02:49We heard you're doing some construction. Emphasis on the herd.
02:52Sorry, it'll just be a little while. We're fixing the place up.
02:55Yeah, we're going to turn it into a pretty sick bed and breakfast.
02:58Pretty sick?
02:59No, oh, sick is like, it's a good thing.
03:01Yeah.
03:01It's like slang.
03:03Slang and earrings. That's fun.
03:06I don't love the idea of a pretty sick business adjoining our property.
03:10Well, you know, I think you're just getting caught up on that one phrase.
03:13I don't know if you're aware, but the zoning rules of our local historical preservation board
03:18require you to seek a permit to operate as a B&B.
03:21Oh, I'm aware. We've applied for all the permits.
03:23Oh, yeah. Every single one.
03:24Well, I don't see this getting approved.
03:26Well, with all due respect, it's not really up to you.
03:31Well, actually, it is.
03:32You see, I'm the head of the preservation board.
03:36Enjoy those cupcakes.
03:39Oh, I loathe the Farnsby's.
03:41They've been the Woodstone family rivals for generations.
03:45Oh, yeah, their family were also robber barons, right?
03:48Yes, but please don't put us in the same category.
03:50The children that worked in our factories were far happier.
03:54Hey, hey, Henry, Margaret.
03:56Wait up, wait up, wait up.
03:57Listen, I think you got the wrong impression of us, okay?
03:59We're not some young, crazy city folk trying to run a rock and roll hotel.
04:03No, we're not even that cool.
04:05I mean, Jay, he plays with action figures.
04:07Well, I don't play with them, because if you play with them, it lowers the value.
04:09See? Not cool.
04:10Okay, you know what?
04:12Why don't you guys just come over for dinner tonight, and then you'll see.
04:14You'll see. We're just a normal couple.
04:17Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind a meal from a professional chef.
04:21Yes, we'd love to come.
04:23Great. Already got dessert.
04:25Oh.
04:25I just want to pet you.
04:30So, I'm thinking we go full charm offensive.
04:32We butter them up, and then we reopen the discussion about the B&B.
04:35Mm-hmm.
04:36Ooh, this is too much food for just two people.
04:39Wait a minute. Are we having a dinner party?
04:42Yeah, we sort of made a bad impression on the neighbors.
04:44Yeah, I know. I was there.
04:45Oh, Pete just came in.
04:46The arrow guy?
04:48Or the award-winning travel agent? Or the great dad?
04:51But sure, arrow guy. Let's go with that.
04:53So, what time is soup on?
04:55You know, it's kind of a big night for us,
04:57so I was sort of hoping maybe you guys would just give us some space.
05:00Oh, yes, sir. Pete, you gots to go. No ghosts allowed.
05:04But we love dinner parties. The smells, the fashions, the banter.
05:08But sure, there's other stuff we can do.
05:10Yeah? Is that okay?
05:11Yeah.
05:11There's a spider in the attic that's spinning some pretty interesting stuff.
05:15Ooh, and I haven't tried to remember all the Star Trek characters' names in a bit.
05:18I mean, there's Spock, obviously.
05:20What is she talking about we can't attend the dinner party?
05:22Who is coming?
05:23Well, the Farnsby's.
05:25Oh, the more reason to have us.
05:26They're terrible company.
05:27No, Samantha will be appreciative if we're there.
05:30She actually explicitly said she'd appreciate it if we were not there.
05:33But there hasn't been a dinner party here in over a decade.
05:36This isn't fair.
05:37Oh, I live for dinner parties.
05:39The repartee, the gentle mocking of the hostess when she leaves the room.
05:44You call those potatoes, Abigail?
05:46That kind of thing, you know.
05:48It's settled. We shall attend.
05:49Yes. Wait, what are we attending?
05:51Guys, she was really adamant. She does not want us there.
05:54Oh, fine. Then as a compromise for Samantha, I shall limit the guest list to me and three ghosts of
06:01my choosing.
06:02No, that is not what she wants.
06:03Wait, why do you get to choose?
06:04Because I built this house.
06:05And that smart Alec question, along with your incomplete formal attire, leaves you out in the cold.
06:10You can't keep me out.
06:11No, but Thor can, as my muscle and my dear honored guest.
06:15Yes! Great list!
06:17Congratulations.
06:18The other two attendees shall be Alberta and Isaac.
06:22Huzzah!
06:23I had plans, but I'll move some things around.
06:26Okay, this is insane.
06:27When I was alive, I threw the party.
06:29I made the party.
06:30I was the party!
06:31Hetty, please.
06:33I need this.
06:34The sad display certainly made me confident in my decision.
06:37Hm.
06:37Ha!
06:43Welcome to our humble abode.
06:45Uh, we brought you a bottle from our private collection.
06:49Damn, that is some good chardonnay.
06:52Let me show you to the dining room.
06:54Presenting neighbors.
06:56Henry and Margaret.
06:57Fonz B.
06:58Thor, what are you doing?
07:00Eddie told me to.
07:01Oh, no.
07:03Samantha, is this tablecloth a joke?
07:05It is for a picnic.
07:06Ooh, what vintage is that?
07:08Let me see.
07:09Ooh!
07:10No!
07:12Uh, Woodstone Mansion Tradition.
07:16You're so funny.
07:17And you are so clumsy.
07:20Service!
07:26So what do you guys do for fun?
07:28You know what we've just recently discovered is pickleball.
07:32Fastest growing sport in America, that's true.
07:34Boring!
07:35It's all tell a better story of timey battle pack of wolves.
07:39But it's not squash.
07:40No.
07:40That's a common misconception.
07:42Seawolf, lunge at Thor.
07:43Thor, grab Seawolf by neck, gouge eyes, and then punch your genitals.
07:48HARD!
07:50I'm sorry, is it my drinking?
07:52Am I overdoing it?
07:53I told you, honey.
07:54People notice.
07:55Oh, no, no.
07:55I just had an itch on my neck.
07:57If anything, you're not drinking enough.
07:59A little more?
08:00Thor!
08:01No one at a class at dinner party wants to hear about your murdering a pack of wolves.
08:05Tell me more about pickleball.
08:06Cammie McGregor, Tyson McGuffin, these are some of the giants of the sport.
08:10Not literal giants, of course.
08:14Height is a huge disadvantage in pickleball.
08:17Psst.
08:17Hey, Hedy.
08:18Not on the list.
08:20Security?
08:21Because of the height of the net and...
08:22Sorry.
08:23I'm actually here for Trevor.
08:25The poor guy seems really torn up.
08:26Now, I know Hedy said no, but what do you think, Sam?
08:29Which is often mispronounced as badmitten.
08:31Sam.
08:32Silent and no.
08:32Oh, no, could she not hear us anymore?
08:34Hey, Sam?
08:35No, silent.
08:35Sam!
08:39Enough of sitting around this table.
08:41Am I right?
08:42Jay, why don't you take our guests for a tour?
08:45Okay.
08:46Yeah.
08:47It's a little bit weird, but it was an awfully creamy bisque.
08:51I guess you'll just follow me this way and we'll walk that cream right off.
08:57Okay, you guys have to behave.
08:59There is a lot riding on this dinner for us.
09:01Like what?
09:03Details aren't important.
09:04Maybe we get gentleria.
09:06Fine.
09:07We have to win over the Farnsby's, so they give us a permit to open our B&B.
09:11But we don't want the B&B!
09:13I know.
09:14That's why I was hiding it from you.
09:15A few guests at a dinner party we can deal with, but a full hotel?
09:19My God, that'd be chaos.
09:21Oh, I wasn't thinking it'd be anything like that.
09:23I thought it'd be small and quaint, like the inn on Newhart.
09:26Is that what you were thinking, Sam?
09:27I don't know what Newhart is, but I like that you're on my side.
09:30Really?
09:31Delightful sitcom about a stammering innkeeper?
09:33Nothing?
09:33It was really popular in the 80s.
09:35I wasn't even alive in the 80s, Pete.
09:37Well, I'm not alive now, but I still love Newhart.
09:39We don't want hotel!
09:41Absolutely not.
09:42Well, you should want hotel, because no hotel, no me.
09:45Who helps you watch TV?
09:48Who is writing your memoir?
09:50Well, actually, on that, I do have a few notes.
09:52If we can't build the B&B, we're going to have to sell this place.
09:55And God knows who would buy it.
09:57Certainly not somebody who can actually see you and do things for you and help make your afterlives better.
10:02So unless you want to throw all that away, I'm going to need your help.
10:06All right, we will help, but it will be begrudgingly.
10:11Well?
10:12It was a hard no.
10:13You're still not invited.
10:15Ah, bummer.
10:16Come on.
10:17Trevor, you are not taking this well, huh?
10:19Okay, look, I never told anyone this, but...
10:22In 1999, I was left off the guest list for a Fourth of July party on a yacht.
10:29There were Maxim models there.
10:31There was a vodka luge that looked like cleavage.
10:36And I heard that a guy from Bear Stearns made out with Natasha Henstrich.
10:43That could have been me, Pete.
10:46That could have been me.
10:47Trevor, I did not understand that story or the points you were making, but I am so sorry.
10:53Being left out hurts.
10:55One time, my thruple made love without me.
10:58Just the two of them.
11:00How does that even work?
11:02Okay, guys, this isn't over.
11:05If you like Ordinance 6B12, you are going to love Ordinance 6B13.
11:11I'm at the edge of my seat.
11:12Makes two of us.
11:13Oh, gadzooks, what a couple of lick spittles.
11:16Excuse me, didn't Sam instruct us to clam up our kisses?
11:19Yes, if I can reserve comment on Sam's whorish lipstick, the rest of you can hold your tongues.
11:24Smaller lots and...
11:28Everything all right?
11:29Yes, I was just checking my makeup, which, if anything, is conservative by today's standards.
11:37Let's say I want to turn the garage into a man cave.
11:40Now, that is a very interesting question.
11:42The garage constitutes an existing structure, the demolition of which is strictly prohibited,
11:47but making changes to the interior, that only requires permission from the MRS department.
11:55MRS?
11:55MRS. The missus.
12:01MRS. No dinner, no peace!
12:03MRS. No dinner, no peace!
12:05MRS. We're crashing the party!
12:06MRS. Oh, God, no.
12:07MRS. What is the meaning of this?
12:08Showing up to a dinner party uninvited, Thorfinn?
12:10MRS. Hey, man, this is a non-violent protest!
12:13MRS. Not anymore!
12:14MRS. No!
12:14MRS. Ooh, that looks yummy.
12:16Are you going to finish smelling that?
12:17MRS. I'm going to thank you, my little ball boy!
12:19MRS. Well, if everybody's just doing what they want...
12:23MRS. Sam!
12:23Lord, Sam!
12:26MRS. Any changes you'd like to the interior of, uh...
12:30MRS. Okay.
12:33MRS. Hallway now!
12:35Jay, can we please meet up in the hallway now?
12:37We need to check the breaker.
12:38These lights are acting up.
12:40Excuse us.
12:42I'm sorry.
12:45okay i'm gonna put this plainly for all of you you need to back off and let us have our
12:49dinner
12:50party in peace oh yeah it's definitely the breaker samatha i must protest we have just as
12:55much of a right to attend this dinner party as you no because this is our house we've been here
12:59longer than you yeah and guess what we're alive alive ouch didn't expect you to drop the a word
13:08on us not cool she is worse than wolf no it it wasn't supposed this is not the kind of
13:14thing
13:14that would ever happen on new heart it was gentle humor never at anyone's expense never mean
13:19unlike some people
13:24and may i just say your duck was fantastic you may and you may say it again
13:32jay i feel terrible about the ghosts i know you'll fix it later okay eyes on the prize
13:37should i open another one oh i don't know if i let margie have another glass i might have to
13:42leave her here overnight fine with me
13:46oh we're having such a good time this is so fun and and while we're having so much fun i
13:52was hoping
13:52maybe we could revisit that little zoning issue uh you guys are fun maybe too much fun excuse me
13:59this is a quiet community we like quiet people the last thing we need is some raucous hotel hosting
14:06pool parties and midnight raves that's great because that's not at all what we're planning no no we're
14:11not even thinking of this as a hotel it'll be more like a a quaint b&b it's a few
14:16guests it's a few
14:16families it's going to be very very wholesome says mr earrings
14:24it'll be like new heart
14:29whoa you know new heart yeah i guess you could say i know my favorite show i thought it was
14:36sex in the
14:36city talk about a finale oh i could all day favorite episode you go first uh i will as soon
14:45as i go to
14:46the bathroom and you go separately but i know his schedule me too uh yep
14:56please pete i need your new heart knowledge there's a sentence my wife just said to an
15:00invisible person i want to help but i gotta stick with my troop on this one please please please
15:05please please please seriously man you just told us to get lost now she's begging for reinforcements
15:11like she's william howe at the battle of white plains no no no white plains aficionados in the
15:18house i love white plains went to laurie shender's bot mitzvah there in 82 pretty exclusive invite by
15:23the way the kid from silver spoons was there i feel terrible i mean i know it seems like i'm
15:28just
15:28saying that now because i need your help but i felt bad before jay can back me up yep she
15:34felt really
15:34bad people like that's worth a damn these nights are a big deal for us it's our chance to feel
15:40human
15:40again even if it's only for a few hours but after tonight a lot of us are feeling less alive
15:45than we
15:46ever have look i haven't been around as long as you guys and apparently i still have a lot to
15:51learn
15:52because this isn't my house this is our house do you really mean that samantha
16:00i really do i take it back she less bad than wolf thank you thorfin and whether you guys want
16:07to
16:07help or not i want you to come back and join us for dessert all of you oh yes all
16:12right back in
16:13the game well i suppose we accept now something people don't know is that the show's opening credits
16:20were filmed in new hampshire in new hampshire even though as everyone even though as we all know
16:25the show took place in rural vermont you weren't kidding you know your new heart i am impressed
16:31most people your age have absolutely no appreciation for classic television and forget about art wine
16:38cinema wine jazz oh jazz we love jazz if i had to name my favorite artists sydney bachet fletcher
16:47henderson sydney bachet fletcher henderson louie armstrong what you talk i listen amazing it is so
16:55rare to find someone who has an appreciation for anything that came before them well that's the
17:00problem well that's the problem with young people today yes exactly exactly exactly exactly exactly
17:07haha yeah young people are the worst that was incredible right call me crazy but this might
17:15actually work mm-hmm wait weren't there a lot more of those before um how many of those have you
17:21had
17:21today uh he had at least four one cupcake bogarter they're telling on me aren't they i can't live like
17:28this i have an idea how about a morning game of pickleball i i don't think so oh come on
17:38dear
17:38we're not going to use the court then why on earth did we tear down the carriage house to build
17:42it
17:43we tear down the carriage house did you hear that oh coffee and cupcakes uh margaret these look delicious
17:49so just between the four of us and my other brother daryl just say it and my other brother daryl
17:56there's got to be something we can do about this zoning issue right jay samantha i am man enough to
18:03admit when i have missed the mark how about this i'll push through the permits serious oh my god
18:10that's amazing in exchange for a small donation to the historical preservation fund excuse me
18:16how big a small donation well the suggested donation is twenty thousand dollars you can
18:23make the check out to me scoundrel so baller think it over and uh thank you here we go margaret
18:30uh for an absolutely wonderful wonderful evening we will show ourselves out
18:37thank you so much for coming i wasted the duck on a total shakedown we can't afford twenty thousand
18:42dollars uh samantha what we've come across some information on the foreign space
18:49and that train goes in the tunnel up the other side well done well done hey maybe next time we'll
18:55come to your place for pickleball oh on your home court where the carriage house used to be
19:01wait a minute that would violate ordinance 6b 13 which says you can't demolish existing structures
19:07oh chardonnay
19:11take that checkmate your wife is drunk are you trying to use my own ordinances against me
19:17oh no no no no yes that's exactly what we're doing good for her
19:21nicey lady well this would certainly be an awkward situation if i hadn't been completely kidding about
19:29the donation congratulations on your permit come along margaret
19:39easy on the stairs and we want access to that pickleball court what why do we want that i don't
19:45know they made it sound fun take that farnsby's another generation of woodstone prevails
19:52and that is how we do it in our house up top no just just put your hand up close
20:00enough
20:00oh girl you throw one hell of a dinner party yeah maybe next time i'll get invited trevor listen don't
20:07you know that to throw a truly exclusive party one needs a prominent snub of course it's like when the
20:14blue room wouldn't let leo in that's what put them on the map you knew that in this house i'm
20:19the leo
20:20mm-hmm you're the leo i'm the leo
20:23i'm the leo
20:26i am lying it was the pants thing
20:28well i guess the ghost spying on us really came in handy huh
20:31uh i don't have any personal privacy and i'm terrified to shower but yeah i guess this time
20:36it really came through hey which one knew so much about newhart oh pete
20:40oh arrow guy way to hit the target brother arrow guy still unbelievable
21:10oh
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