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00:02That's nice.
00:03I'm cool. Don't move, please.
00:07So why are you insisting on doing this? Well, because you're starting private school tomorrow.
00:13Yes, but I'm going to be wearing shoes. Nobody's gonna see my feet.
00:16Okay, but everybody knows that private school girls are bad.
00:19And bad girls always wear red nail polish.
00:25Are you nervous? About what?
00:28Starting Chilton? Well, I wasn't until I heard about all those bad girls.
00:33Guys, guys! New CD! XTC!
00:35Apple Venus Vol. 2! Oh! Oh, good! But you only finished half my toes!
00:40Who cares? You're gonna be wearing shoes anyway!
00:57I'm feeling lonely and so cold.
01:01All you have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train.
01:10Where you leave, I will follow anywhere that you tell me to.
01:19If you need it, you need me to be with you.
01:24I will follow.
01:28Where you leave, I will follow.
01:34Anywhere that you tell me to.
01:37If you need it, you need me to be with you.
01:42I will follow where you lead
01:54Mom!
01:55What? God, hi.
01:57What are you doing?
01:58Having a heart attack.
02:00I thought you were up. It's 7.10.
02:02What?
02:03It's 7.10.
02:04No.
02:05It's 7.10.
02:06Stop it. It's a quarter to six.
02:08No, it's not.
02:09Yes, it is.
02:10I set the clock for a quarter to six,
02:12so it's 7.10.
02:15Damn it.
02:16I can't be late on my first day of school.
02:18Do you know what happens to people
02:19when they're late on their first day?
02:21Shorter.
02:21For the rest of the year,
02:22they're labeled the late girl.
02:24Oh, so dramatic.
02:25Where's the bathroom?
02:27We have to go.
02:29What if there's traffic?
02:31Mom!
02:32I had this all planned, you know.
02:34I was gonna get up early.
02:35I was gonna get coffee.
02:37I was gonna take a shower.
02:38I was gonna pick up my clothes
02:40from the dry cleaners.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:45My clothes.
02:46What?
02:47I don't have any clean clothes.
02:497.15.
02:50All my nice things were dirty.
02:52It's 7.16.
02:53Oh, my God.
02:53I was gonna wear my blue suit
02:55with the flippy skirt.
02:56I look so great in the flippy skirt.
02:58It's 7.17.
02:59Okay, you know what?
03:00Time, lady.
03:00Why don't you go downstairs
03:01and warm up the car?
03:02That would be really super.
03:04Just hurry.
03:05Oh, this sucks.
03:06This sucks.
03:07This sucks.
03:08It's 7.18.
03:09Oh, for the love of God.
03:11This is the last time I buy anything
03:13just because it's furry.
03:17It's 7.
03:18Don't even think of finishing that sentence.
03:22What?
03:23Nothing.
03:23I just didn't know the rodeo was in town.
03:25All right, that's it.
03:26I'm bringing the baby pictures.
03:27No.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29I love the rodeo.
03:30The rodeo rules.
03:31I don't know how to say goodbye to you.
03:38I'm not good at things that I don't want to do.
03:45Should I pretend?
03:47I don't care.
03:49You don't feel what I feel is bad.
03:54I don't know how to say goodbye.
04:02I don't know how to say goodbye to you.
04:08I don't know how to say goodbye to you.
04:11I don't know how to say goodbye to you.
04:16I remember being smaller.
04:17Yeah.
04:18And less off with their heads.
04:23What are you looking at?
04:25I'm just trying to see if there's a hunchback up in that bell tower.
04:30So how do I look?
04:33You look great.
04:36Really?
04:36Really.
04:37You are an amazing kid.
04:40You have earned this.
04:41You just go in there and show them what smart really is.
04:45I love you.
04:46Call me if you need me.
04:49You're kidding, right?
04:50No.
04:51Call me if you need anything.
04:53I'm great at making up dirty cheers.
04:56You have to go in with me.
04:57Don't worry.
04:58Come on.
04:59You have to meet the headmaster.
05:01Well, look at me.
05:02I can't meet anybody who does anything in there.
05:05Mom.
05:05No.
05:06I look like that chick from the Dukes of Hazzard.
05:08This is my first day.
05:10You are not getting out of going in there with me.
05:12Period.
05:18Period.
05:19Good morning.
05:22Oh, well.
05:23We're going to be best friends.
05:25So where do we go?
05:27The Ambrose Building.
05:29Which is...
05:31The big scary one.
05:33Oh, great.
05:34Thanks for the input.
05:36Boss?
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:38We're looking for the headmaster's office.
05:41Ambrose Building?
05:41Ah, okay.
05:43Well, this is it right here.
05:44You just go inside, down the stairs, make a left, and the headmaster's office is at the end of the
05:49hall.
05:50Great.
05:51You're welcome.
05:52Um, I'm Ian Jack.
05:54My daughter, Julia, goes to school here.
05:56Hi.
05:56I'm Lorelai Gilmore.
05:58Um, this is my daughter, Rory.
06:01Your daughter?
06:02Really?
06:02Yep.
06:03Wow, that's great.
06:05Um, I mean, daughters are a great thing.
06:08We're big fans.
06:09Yeah.
06:10Um, yeah.
06:12So, is your husband here?
06:13I'd love to meet him.
06:14I'm not married.
06:16Ah.
06:17I'd love to meet your wife, though.
06:18I'm divorced.
06:19Shame.
06:19Yeah.
06:19Excuse me.
06:20I've really gotta...
06:21Right.
06:22We gotta go meet the big guy, and I gotta, uh, get back to work.
06:25Oh, where do you work?
06:26Uh, at an inn.
06:27The, uh, in Independence Inn.
06:29I run it.
06:30Really?
06:31In a different outfit, of course.
06:34Well, it was nice to meet you, Lorelai.
06:36Good luck in school, Rory.
06:37I'll tell Julia to look out for you.
06:39Great.
06:39Thanks.
06:40See you.
06:44What a nice, nice man.
06:46You're feeling pretty good about yourself right now, aren't you?
06:49Yeah.
06:50Do you want me to get you a mirror?
06:52I'm back.
06:52Let's go.
06:58Oh, good.
07:00More big stuff.
07:06One last night.
07:11Oh, it's what you got.
07:16Oh, yeah.
07:32You ready?
07:34No.
07:37You ready?
07:38Yes.
07:47Um, excuse me.
07:49Oh, wow, hi.
07:51I'm Lorelai Gilmore.
07:54This is my daughter, Lorelai Gilmore,
07:56because I named her after me as in the hospital.
07:58I'll whack down on Demerol. Never mind.
08:00Um, but we call her Rory.
08:04It's short for Lorelai.
08:05She'll answer to either one or even Hey, You,
08:07depending on the... Is the headmaster here?
08:10One moment.
08:18See?
08:19That's what happens when you go to bed with your makeup on.
08:26Headmaster Charleston will see you now.
08:28Mm, great.
08:30Great, great. Thanks.
08:32Ms. Gilmore, I'm headmaster Charleston.
08:35Hi. Wow. It's really nice to meet.
08:38Mom.
08:40Um, no.
08:43Um, what are you doing here?
08:45I came to wish my granddaughter luck on her first day of school.
08:48But...
08:49Rory, you look wonderful in that uniform.
08:51Uh, you didn't have to come all the way out here, Mom.
08:54Well, this gave me a chance to make sure that Hanlon here takes good care of Rory.
08:58You're Hanlon.
08:59Hanlon Charleston.
09:01Hanlon's wife and I are on the symphony fundraising committee together.
09:04Wow, that's great.
09:05Your father and I are golf rivals.
09:07We're still fighting it out to see which one is worse.
09:10Oh, yes.
09:11We're all old friends.
09:12Well, there's nothing like friends.
09:14Especially if they're old.
09:17Ones.
09:19Well, would you like to take off your coat and have a seat?
09:21Oh, no.
09:22No, I'm fine.
09:23I'm afraid they were a little overzealous with the furnace this morning.
09:26It's quite warm in here.
09:27I like it warm.
09:29Lorelei, take off your coat and sit down.
09:31You don't want Hanlon to think you're rude.
09:45Wondery day.
09:49Hanlon, did you know that Rory has a 4.0 grade average?
09:54I'm sure he does, Mom.
09:55This is a very special girl.
09:56You take good care of her.
09:58We'll do our best, Emily.
09:59Oh, God.
10:00Rory is not going to be a problem.
10:01She's totally low-maintenance.
10:03You know, like a Honda.
10:05You know?
10:06It's just easy.
10:07You just...
10:09Nice office.
10:11Well, I don't think we should take up any more of your precious time.
10:14Hanlon, it was lovely to see you.
10:16Give Biddy our love.
10:17Tell Richard I'll see him at the club Sunday.
10:19Have a wonderful day, Rory.
10:21I want to hear all about it.
10:22Do you need a ride, or is your horse parked outside?
10:27It's so nice to meet you.
10:30Have a great day.
10:33Oh, you don't want to forget your coat?
10:35Oh, no.
10:36Because that would be embarrassing.
10:45How do you leave the house looking like that?
10:47It was not planned.
10:47Believe me.
10:48And on Rory's first day of school, what kind of impression did you think you were going to make?
10:52What are you doing here, Mother?
10:53I told you I came to put in a good word for Rory.
10:56She didn't need a good word.
10:57I'm not allowed here.
10:58Is that it?
10:59I didn't say that.
11:00I'm allowed to pay for it, but I can't actually set foot on the premises.
11:03I just want to get the rules straight.
11:04Oh, boy.
11:05How about the street?
11:06Can I drive down the street?
11:07Forget it.
11:08Maybe I should just avoid this neighborhood altogether.
11:10Though my doctor's just down the block, maybe I can get special permission if I'm bleeding from the head.
11:15I'm sorry.
11:16I was just surprised to see you here.
11:19I just thought it was important for this school to know they had a Gilmore amongst them.
11:23A very good thought.
11:24And that some of the Gilmores actually own clothing.
11:26And on that note, I have to get to work.
11:28I'll see you later.
11:30Dinner, Friday night.
11:31No spurs, please.
11:36You're obviously a bright girl, Miss Gilmore.
11:39Good grades.
11:40Teachers like you.
11:42Not a lot of social activities, though.
11:44Oh, well, just living in Stars Hollow is kind of a social activity, actually.
11:48Nothing in your school appealed to you?
11:50I work at my mother's inn after school sometimes.
11:53And I was in the German club for a while, but there were only three of us.
11:56And then two left for the French club after seeing Schindler's List, so...
12:00What are your aspirations?
12:02I want to go to Harvard and study journalism and political science.
12:05On your way to being...
12:07Christiane Amanpour.
12:09Really?
12:09Yes.
12:11Not Cokie Roberts?
12:12No.
12:13Not Oprah, Rosie, or one of the women from The View?
12:17No.
12:19Why do you wish to be Christiane Amanpour?
12:21Well, I don't wish to be her, exactly.
12:23I just want to do what she does.
12:25Which is?
12:28Travel, see the world up close, report on what's really going on, be a part of something big.
12:34And to be part of something big, you have to be on TV?
12:37Why not lead the police in a high-speed chase?
12:39That's a quicker way to achieve this goal.
12:41Being on TV has nothing to do with it.
12:43Maybe I'll be a journalist and write books or articles about what I see.
12:47I just want to be sure that I see...
12:50something.
12:54You'll notice the debating team is also missing from my resume.
13:00I've known your grandparents for quite some time.
13:03I know.
13:04In fact, I was at a party at their house just last week...
13:08where I had the most delicious lobster puffs I've ever eaten.
13:11I'm very fond of them.
13:13That's nice.
13:16None of this, however, will be of any benefit to you.
13:19Chilton has one of the highest academic standards of any school in America.
13:23You may have been the smartest girl at Stars Hollow, but this is a different place.
13:27The pressures are greater, the rules are stricter, and the expectations are higher.
13:31If you make it through, you will have received one of the finest educations one can get...
13:35and there should be no reason why you should not achieve all your goals.
13:39However, since you are starting late and are not used to this highly competitive atmosphere,
13:43there is a good chance you will fail.
13:47That is fine.
13:48Failure is a part of life.
13:51But not a part of Chilton.
13:54Understand?
13:57So you like the lobster puffs, huh?
14:03Take this to Miss James in the administration office across the hall.
14:24I'm looking for Miss James.
14:26Name?
14:28Lorelai Gilmore.
14:30But I go by Rory.
14:32Fill this out, please.
14:47Well?
14:47Shut up.
14:48Hurry, please.
14:49Spiders!
14:49Lorelai Gilmore.
14:51Nice stripper name.
14:52Formerly of Stars Hollow High School.
14:54Where's that?
14:54Drive west, make a left at the haystacks, and follow the cows.
14:57Ooh, a Dixie chick.
14:58Perfect attendance, 4.0 grade point average.
15:00Bugs, dirt, twigs.
15:02She's a journalism major.
15:03That means she's going to go out for the school paper.
15:05Not necessarily.
15:07She's got like a thousand recommendations in here.
15:09Popular with the adults and going out for the school paper?
15:11Would you stop?
15:12You don't know she's going out for the paper.
15:13Oh, something's biting me.
15:14Quiet down.
15:15Hate nature.
15:15She'll never catch up.
15:16She's a month behind already.
15:18You can tutor her.
15:19Be like a big sister.
15:20You're funny.
15:20Okay, lizard, goodbye.
15:23Why are they letting all these extra people in?
15:24They just take up space and screw up with the curve.
15:27We don't need any new kids here.
15:29Too late.
15:32Psst.
15:33Here's the dining room, the science home of the theater.
15:35Here's your locker number.
15:37Here's your schedule.
15:38Take this map.
15:39Here's the rules of the school and the Chilton Honor Code.
15:41Here are the words to the school song, which must be recited upon demand.
15:45This can happen any place, any time.
15:47If you do it in Latin, you get extra credit.
15:49Do you have any questions?
15:51Uh, not at the moment.
15:52If you do, you can make an appointment to see your guidance counselor, Mr. Winters.
15:56He handles everything but bulimia and pregnancy.
15:58For that, you have to go to the nurse or Coach Rubens.
16:01Welcome to Chilton.
16:12I already have the longest day of my life, and oh, look, it's only 10.
16:15How nice.
16:15There's no coffee.
16:16That's not funny.
16:17I can give you herbal tea.
16:18This is not an herbal tea morning.
16:20This is a coffee morning.
16:21Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
16:23This is a jumbo coffee morning.
16:25I need coffee and an IV.
16:26I can give you tea and a balance bar.
16:28Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
16:30I'm kidding.
16:31You're sick.
16:32Yep.
16:33You're a sadist.
16:33You're a fiend.
16:35You're pretty.
16:36We're here to go.
16:37To go, please.
16:38You want to know what this stuff does to your central nervous system?
16:40Ooh, do you have a chart?
16:41Because I love charts.
16:42Forget it.
16:43Kill yourself.
16:43So what happened this morning that was so awful?
16:47Rory started Chilton.
16:48Really?
16:49Yeah.
16:51What?
16:52That's how you dress to take Rory to Chilton.
16:54No, but...
16:54I mean, that's a fancy school.
16:56My clothes were at the cleaners, and I had the fuzzy clock, and it didn't purr on time.
16:59It didn't purr?
17:00It's fuzzy.
17:01It purrs.
17:02You know what?
17:03Never mind.
17:03I gotta go.
17:04I had a plan, damn it.
17:06Me too.
17:07Next time you're getting tea.
17:16Visualize, ladies.
17:17It's a Thanksgiving Day parade.
17:19You're standing on Fifth Avenue.
17:21There's a hundred beautiful boys marching in place behind you, and there you are.
17:26You are out in front with your fabulous legs and your perfect tush.
17:30Your baton is on fire, and the crowd goes nuts.
17:35Okay, cookie time.
17:38Lorelei, hi.
17:39Hey, Patty.
17:41Isn't today Rory's first day at Chilton?
17:43Oh, yeah.
17:43She's there right now.
17:44I just got through dropping her off.
17:46Is that what you wore?
17:47No.
17:48Look at the time.
17:48See you, Patty.
17:49Bye.
17:51Oh, ladies.
17:53What do I see?
17:53Naked girls.
17:54No, no.
17:55Keep those leotards on.
17:56This is not Brazil.
17:59Oh, yeah.
18:42Hello, Lorelai?
18:44Mom?
18:45Lorelai, good. I'm going shopping this afternoon,
18:47and I thought I'd pick up a few things for Rory.
18:49Like what?
18:50Oh, you know, a couple of extra skirts and tops for school.
18:53Okay, I already took care of all that, Mom.
18:55I got her two skirts and a bunch of tops.
18:57But there are five days and a school week.
18:59Really? Are you sure?
19:00Because my days of the week underwear only go to Thursday.
19:03Is that a joke?
19:04Mom, two skirts are fine.
19:05I never know with you.
19:06Really, don't bother.
19:08Well, what if she gets one dirty?
19:09Well, then she'll wear the other one.
19:11What if she gets them both dirty?
19:12Well, then we'll use this newfangled thing called a washing machine.
19:15The town just chipped in and bought one.
19:16My turn's Tuesday.
19:18Well, then, what about socks?
19:19Chilton has these special logo socks.
19:21Rory should have them.
19:22Mom, please.
19:23And what about the school sweater?
19:24She might like that.
19:25And there's the sweater vest and the book bag.
19:28Are you getting a cut of the merchandising?
19:29Rory should have these things.
19:31She'll be the only one who doesn't.
19:32She'll live.
19:34Well, I'm at least getting her the Chilton coat.
19:36Is she a size six?
19:37Mom, please.
19:38This is a simple question, Lorelai.
19:41She's a six, but I'd get an eight in case she grows.
19:44If she grows, I'll buy another.
19:45Okay, well, then a six is great.
19:47I gotta go, Mom.
19:47Bye.
19:50And while French culture was the dominant outside cultural influence, especially for Russia's
19:55moneyed class, English culture also had its impact.
19:59Tolstoy's favorite author, for instance, was...
20:01Dickens.
20:02Yes.
20:03And, of course, last week we covered Dostoyevsky's main authorial influences...
20:07George Sand and Balzac.
20:09Good.
20:09As Tolstoy commenced writing both War and Peace and Anna Karenina, Count Leo would turn
20:15to...
20:16David Copperfield.
20:17Correct.
20:17He would turn to David Copperfield for inspiration.
20:21Ah, Mr. de Grey.
20:23Sir.
20:24Nice to have you back.
20:25Hope your grandfather's better.
20:27I'm much better, sir.
20:28Good.
20:28Take your seat, please.
20:31Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, Little Dorrit, all major influences on Leo Tolstoy.
20:39Tomorrow, we will talk about many similarities to the writing styles of these two literary
20:44masters, Tolstoy and Dickens.
20:47Class dismissed.
20:51Looks like we got ourselves a marry.
20:54Miss Gilmore, come up here, please.
20:59Here are our last week's study materials.
21:01There'll be a test on them tomorrow, but since you're new, you can take a makeup on Monday.
21:06Will that be sufficient time?
21:08Monday?
21:09Sure, that's fine.
21:10Good.
21:11That's just an overview.
21:12It would be very helpful to you to borrow one of the other students' personal notes.
21:15They tend to be more detailed.
21:17More detailed than this?
21:19It seems daunting right now, I know.
21:21No.
21:22No.
21:22It's okay.
21:23It'll be fine.
21:24Remember to get those notes.
21:26They'll be a lifesaver.
21:29Oh, I'm Paris.
21:31I didn't see you there.
21:32Where'd you come from?
22:02I know who you are, too.
22:03The paper is my domain, and the Franklin is my domain.
22:05And don't you ever forget that.
22:10Guess you're not going to let me borrow your notes, huh?
22:21They're smaller than the last batch.
22:24No, they're not.
22:26Smaller means watery.
22:27No good peach taste.
22:28No, there's plenty of peach taste, being as they're, you know, peaches.
22:33What about the ones on the bottom?
22:34Oh, great.
22:36Now, be sure to check them all.
22:38That's it.
22:39Give every last one of them a nice, good squeeze.
22:41You wouldn't want to actually leave me one that I could sell somebody else.
22:45Now, wait a minute.
22:46You missed one.
22:47Now, I'm not going to tell you which one it is.
22:48I'm just going to let your impeccably good radar...
22:50There it is!
22:51You got it!
22:53Okay.
22:55I look great, right?
22:56Yes.
22:57Yes.
22:57See?
22:58This is how I was supposed to look this morning.
23:00Good morning, Jackson.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:01Today was Rory's first day.
23:03Yes.
23:03And I was supposed to look together and fabulous and not like I'd been up all night playing quarters.
23:07Um, nobody cares how you looked.
23:08Everybody cared.
23:09Who?
23:10Oh, the other moms, the headmaster, my mom, Luke, Miss Patty, the new fire chief with the
23:15tiny little head.
23:16Taste this.
23:19Hmm.
23:20A little watery.
23:21Oh, now you planned this.
23:23Did you say something about your mother?
23:24Oh, yeah.
23:26I walked into the headmaster's office and there she was.
23:29Really?
23:29Why?
23:30Because she knew I'd wake up late and dress like a cowgirl and humiliate myself.
23:33Well, she's good.
23:34She's the best.
23:36Oh, I would love to know what you're doing.
23:38They're rolling differently, too.
23:40Oh, because of the extra water.
23:42Exactly.
23:42Makes perfect sense.
23:44Well, I would ignore those women because the only thing that matters is that Rory got into
23:48that great school.
23:49I know.
23:50She looked so amazing in her uniform and she was so excited.
23:53And I just admire her so much jumping into a new school.
23:57She's my hero.
23:58Mine, too.
23:59Oh, yeah.
23:59Sign me up.
24:00Sookie, the peaches, please.
24:04Excuse me.
24:05There's a phone call for you.
24:07And if I'm to fetch you like a dog, I'd like a cookie and a raise.
24:11Thanks for the peach.
24:15This will be absolutely wonderful.
24:18There are supposed to be darling shops all up and down this street.
24:21Oh, excuse me, sir.
24:23Can you tell me where we can find the best antiques?
24:25At your house, I guess.
24:29Mom, did I give you this number?
24:30Because I don't remember giving you this number.
24:32Yeah, well, I must be losing my mind.
24:34What can I, uh...
24:35I'm sorry, Mom.
24:35Can you hold on one second?
24:37Um, Drella, could you just, uh, take it down just a notch?
24:41Thanks.
24:42Okay, I'm back.
24:43I wanted you to know that I just bought a parking space for Rory at Chilton.
24:47You what?
24:48They are very hard to come by, but I pulled a few strings and it's all hers.
24:52Mom, uh, Rory doesn't have a car.
24:53No, but she's got a birthday coming up soon.
24:55Okay, hold on a second.
24:58Um, Drella.
25:00Drella, please, a little softer.
25:02Hey, do I look like I got Panasonic stamped on my ass?
25:06Mom, you were not buying Rory a car.
25:08Why not?
25:09She's a smart girl.
25:10She's responsible.
25:11No, she doesn't need one.
25:12She needs to have a way to get around, to get to school.
25:15She'll be taking the bus.
25:16I know.
25:16I hate that she takes the bus.
25:18Drug dealers take the bus.
25:19You know what, Mom?
25:20I gotta go.
25:21Fine.
25:21We'll discuss this at a later date.
25:23Okay, bye.
25:31Hey, Mary.
25:33Hey, Mary.
25:34Me?
25:35Yeah, you.
25:36My name is Rory.
25:37I'm Tristan.
25:39Hi.
25:39So, you're new?
25:40Yeah, first day.
25:41Well, Remy's class is rough.
25:44Yeah, it seemed very intense.
25:45You know, I could loan you my notes if that would help.
25:48Really?
25:48That'd be great.
25:49Yeah?
25:51How great?
25:53I don't know.
25:55Mr. Remy said that getting someone's notes would be...
25:57I could even help you study if you want.
26:00Um, I kind of view studying as a solitary activity.
26:05But thanks.
26:07Bye, Mary.
26:10It's Rory.
26:15I completely understand.
26:17Oh, do you?
26:17Because this is a brand new car.
26:19But I swear.
26:20He brings the car up and it's scratched.
26:21I just backed the car up and then...
26:23I'd know if my car was scratched before I parked it or not.
26:26Okay, let's calm down.
26:28Sir, why don't I have your car looked at tomorrow and I'm sure we can find a way to resolve
26:32this.
26:33I...
26:33No, I...
26:33In the meantime, I would love for you to have lunch here on me.
26:38Dessert is a must.
26:39Anything with our homemade ice cream is absolutely delicious.
26:41I promise you life as you know it will never be the same.
26:43What do you say?
26:46All right, I think I will.
26:51Lorelai, I swear.
26:52I didn't scratch his car.
26:54I mean, if you thought I was unreliable or a bad driver, I just...
26:57It's okay.
26:58Because I...
26:59I can't drive.
27:01Oh, sweetie, I am sure you can.
27:03Listen, we'll just take it over to Muskie's tomorrow and have the guys look at it.
27:06I'm sure they can buff it out for nothing, okay?
27:09Okay.
27:12It's a real nice outfit you're wearing today.
27:15Thank you, Derek.
27:20Once again, your faithful pooch is here to say please come back to the desk.
27:24Someone needs to talk with you.
27:25That's how my mother is it?
27:26It's possible.
27:28It's possible?
27:29There's a resemblance.
27:30Hmm.
27:32Hi.
27:32Hi.
27:33Is this a bad time?
27:34No, not at all.
27:35What are you doing here?
27:37Well, I had to meet an associate for lunch, and he was coming up from New York, so I thought,
27:40why not meet him in a beautiful inn?
27:42Well, good.
27:43Enjoy your lunch.
27:44Thanks, I will.
27:45Okay.
27:46And I was also wondering if maybe I could take you out to dinner sometime.
27:50We're a little food obsessed, aren't we?
27:52Well, it's the company more than the food that interests me.
27:56I'm flattered.
27:57Is that a yes?
27:58That's, uh, you're a dad.
28:00And you're a mom, although I'm still finding that really hard to believe.
28:05No, I mean, you're a Chilton dad.
28:08Ooh, that sounds bad.
28:10Not bad, just tricky.
28:11You know, Rory just started there, and I think I should let her fall in with the bad crowd
28:16before I start hooking up with the PTA.
28:18Well, I'm not on the PTA.
28:19Oh, see, there you go.
28:20I can't date anybody not on the PTA.
28:22Look, it's just a casual dinner.
28:24Sorry.
28:29Okay.
28:30I'll tell you what.
28:31I'm going to China for a week on business.
28:33And when I get back, I'm going to try again.
28:36China.
28:36Wow.
28:38Impressed?
28:39No.
28:40Rome, I'd be impressed.
28:41China, I'm just China.
28:42Wow.
28:45Okay, Lorelai Gilmore, general manager.
28:48I'll talk to you soon.
28:50Have a safe trip.
28:51I will.
28:57He does that so well.
28:59You are making me sick.
29:01Aw, now, honey, you try it.
29:04I'll watch you walk away, too.
29:05Stop it.
29:06Go on, now, walk.
29:07Can't be that bad.
29:08Leave me alone.
29:09Hmm.
29:10No.
29:11You have to do it with a little more attitude.
29:12Make me think you mean it.
29:29That's lunch.
29:31Is she done?
29:32Is she done?
29:33Yes.
29:50I'm sorry, but you're going to open.
30:01Paris, please, I'm so sorry.
30:04It was an accident.
30:05My locker had just slipped.
30:07I pulled too hard.
30:08I didn't mean to...
30:09Is there water in that mouth?
30:12Get away from me.
30:20Excuse me, I need Miss Ness.
30:23History?
30:23It's behind you.
30:26Of course it is.
30:33Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
30:38Seat snow, please.
30:40Hey, Mary.
30:44Okay.
30:46We left our projects off on Friday with Mr. Gaynor, so today we will pick up with Miss Geller.
30:54I don't have my projects.
30:56Miss Geller, did you have sufficient time to complete your project?
30:59Yes.
31:00And yet you don't have it done?
31:02Nope.
31:02All right.
31:04You will receive an incomplete for this project.
31:06It's my fault.
31:07Who are you?
31:08Rory Gilmore.
31:09I wrecked her project.
31:10Shut up.
31:11I don't have a Rory Gilmore.
31:13I have a Lorelai Gilmore.
31:15That's me.
31:16You are Rory and Lorelai Gilmore?
31:19Yes, and I wrecked her project.
31:21My locker got stuck.
31:22Just stay out of this.
31:23You go by Rory or Lorelai?
31:25Whatever.
31:26It's not her fault.
31:28I need you to pick one.
31:29One what?
31:30One name.
31:32Rory.
31:33Fine.
31:35Rory, you wrecked Perra's project when?
31:38Just before class.
31:40Very convenient.
31:41No, I did.
31:42My locker got stuck, and when I opened it...
31:44Stop it!
31:45Miss Gilmore, since you say you wrecked Miss Geller's project, then you may help her fix it.
31:50You have until tomorrow.
31:52Fine.
31:52No.
31:53Why not?
31:54I don't want your help.
31:55But I don't mind doing it.
31:56Just stay out of this.
31:58What is wrong with you?
31:59I'm trying to help you.
32:00Well, don't.
32:00Ladies, enough.
32:03Miss Geller, if you don't want Miss Gilmore's help, then you may have until tomorrow.
32:07If it's not done, you will receive an incomplete.
32:10Is that understood?
32:13Yes.
32:16As long as you're standing, class, we have a new student.
32:20Say hello to Rory Gilmore.
32:22Hello.
32:23Hello, Mary.
32:32Now walk smooth.
32:33That's a new Harry Potter on your heads.
32:34If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be any more books.
32:38Now that's how you should have dressed this morning, Missy.
32:45What are you doing here?
32:48See now, that's where you were voted Mr. Personality of the New Millennium.
32:52Where's your crown?
32:53I just mean you don't usually come in at this time.
32:56Well, I have to pick up Rory from school.
32:59You're welcome.
33:00No lectures?
33:01My blood sugar's low.
33:03I'll eat an apple and get back to you.
33:06God, this has been one hectic, bizarro day for me.
33:09Yeah?
33:10Yeah.
33:10This morning with the being late and my mother with her existing.
33:13Oh, and this father, this father from Chilton, he drove out to the inn all the way from Hartford
33:17just to ask me out.
33:19Really?
33:20You going?
33:21No.
33:22He's got a kid in school with Rory, and the whole thing just seemed a little weird.
33:26Oh, good.
33:28Good?
33:29Yeah, I think it's good that you turned him down.
33:33Okay.
33:34I mean, he's probably old, right?
33:36Old?
33:36Yeah, I mean, he's got a kid in high school.
33:38Well, so do I.
33:40Yeah, but you were young when you had Rory.
33:41Most people aren't that young.
33:42Most people are, uh...
33:44Old?
33:45Yeah.
33:46Like this guy who asked me out.
33:49But you're not going.
33:52No, I'm not going.
33:59Oh, that's me.
34:02Ugh.
34:03Hello?
34:05Hi, Babette.
34:07What?
34:09Okay.
34:10No, no.
34:11I'll be right there, thanks.
34:13Um, I have to go.
34:16Keep it.
34:17I gave you decaf.
34:32Hey.
34:33Oh, Lorelai, I'm so sorry I had to call you like this.
34:36Oh, that's okay.
34:37I bet I appreciate it.
34:38All of a sudden, they pull up, get out of the truck,
34:40and start sniffing around.
34:42It's very strange.
34:43All right.
34:43Let me go talk to them.
34:44Tell her about the gnome, baby.
34:45They kicked the gnome.
34:46What?
34:47Right in the head.
34:48That's just not cool.
34:49I'm very sorry.
34:50Is the gnome okay?
34:51Oh, he's fine, sugar.
34:53Thanks for asking.
34:53But I wouldn't trust these boys.
34:55Gnome kicking says a lot about a man's character.
34:58Yes.
34:59Well, I'm going to go take care of this.
35:00Thanks.
35:04Hey.
35:06Um, what are you doing?
35:08You live here?
35:09Yes, I do.
35:10I'm supposed to install a DSL for a Lorelai Gilmore.
35:13Is that you?
35:13Yes, that's me.
35:14I'm Mick.
35:15Hi, Mick.
35:15Nice to meet you.
35:16Could you get off my porch?
35:17I was told that you wouldn't be here
35:18but to look for a ceramic frog with a key in it.
35:20I don't understand.
35:21We can't find the frog.
35:22I didn't order a DSL.
35:23Uh, the order was placed by an Emily Gilmore.
35:27Ugh, no.
35:28We would have been done by now,
35:29but the frog search has put us way behind.
35:31Well, look.
35:32Hey, Mick.
35:34Found.
35:34You found the frog.
35:35It wasn't a frog.
35:36It was a turtle.
35:36It says here it's a frog.
35:38It's a turtle.
35:38Really?
35:39Trust me.
35:40Listen, Mick,
35:40I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel that DSL order.
35:42You sure?
35:43It's already paid for.
35:44Yeah, I know.
35:45But, uh, we don't need a DSL,
35:46so thanks for coming,
35:47and, uh, you guys can just go.
35:51Is there a problem?
35:52Oh, nothing.
35:53Shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play.
35:57Ugh.
35:59Let's try another passage.
36:02The Romanists have with great adroitness drawn three walls around themselves with which they have hitherto protected themselves so that
36:11no one could reform them, whereby Christendom has fallen terribly.
36:16Who said this?
36:18Martin Luther.
36:20Very good, Miss Gilmore.
36:22And what year did Martin Luther address the Christian nobility?
36:251520.
36:26Very good, Miss Gilmore.
36:29Until next time, class.
36:37Stay out of my way.
36:39I will make this school a living hell for you.
36:44See you tomorrow, Mary.
36:47The name is Rory.
37:00Can I help you?
37:01God, I wish.
37:05What on earth?
37:07You're not buying us a DSL.
37:09Lorelai, this is hardly the place.
37:11I canceled the order, and it's not happening.
37:13But Rory needs the internet for her school.
37:15We have the internet.
37:16Well, this is faster.
37:17Well, we like our internet slow, okay?
37:19We can turn it on, walk around, do a little dance, make a sandwich.
37:23With DSL, there's no dancing, no walking, and we'd starve.
37:26It'd be all work and no play.
37:27Have you not seen The Shining, Mom?
37:28What on earth are you talking about?
37:30Also, there will be no cars, no parking spaces,
37:33and all the uniforms will be supplied by me, the mother.
37:36That's final.
37:36There will be no discussion.
37:38You're being stubborn as usual.
37:39No, Mom, I'm not being stubborn as usual.
37:41I'm being me, the same person who always needed to work out her own problems
37:45and take care of herself, because that's the way I was born.
37:48That's how I am.
37:50Florence, I'm dripping.
37:52I appreciate what you have done for Rory in paying for her school.
37:55That will not be forgotten.
37:57You won't let it.
37:58But she is my daughter, and I decide how we live, not you.
38:07Now then, do they validate parking here?
38:12There's a stamp at the desk.
38:35Hey, you!
38:39Oh, so this whole plaid skirt thing, my idea?
38:43My day sucked, too.
38:45Promise?
38:46I swear on my mother's life.
38:48Not yet.
38:48Oh, still hugging, still hugging.
38:50Mmm, mmm.
38:51So I brought us some coffee.
38:53Boy, I'm shocked.
38:54Triple caps, easy foam.
38:55Wow.
38:56And if that doesn't work, we'll stick our fingers in a light socket.
38:59Here.
39:01Oh, wow, wouldn't they expect you to get smart all in one day?
39:05Oh, they expect a lot of things.
39:07Well, so tell me.
39:09I don't know.
39:09It was just one big, long, scary, tweety, bad eight hours.
39:15Add some hairspray, and you've got my day.
39:18One of the girls already hates me.
39:19The guys are weird.
39:21Weirder than other guys?
39:22Yeah, they kept calling me Mary.
39:24You're kidding me.
39:25Wow.
39:26I can't believe they still say that.
39:29Why?
39:29What does it mean?
39:30Mary, like Virgin Mary.
39:32It means they think you look like a goody-goody.
39:35You're kidding.
39:35No.
39:37Well, what would they have called me if they thought I looked like a slut?
39:40Well, they might have added a Magdalene to it.
39:42Wow, biblical insults.
39:44This is an advanced school.
39:51It was so weird not having you in school today.
39:54I mean, I finally noticed some of the other kids.
39:57Let me just say, they are a sad lot.
39:59Yeah, we'll add a couple plaid skirts and you've got the Chilton freaks.
40:03Totally miss you.
40:05I miss you.
40:07Hey guys, I have an idea.
40:09What about on Tuesdays and Thursdays, you know when I go into Hartford for my business class?
40:13What if Lane comes along and you guys can shop and study and join a cult and shave your heads?
40:18Really?
40:18All except the shaving your heads part.
40:21Oh, no.
40:22What time is it?
40:246.30.
40:25I'm late for dinner.
40:26Again?
40:27Lane, your mother is going to kill me if I keep sending you home fed and happy.
40:31I'm sorry, but she found a website that sells tofu in bulk.
40:35Oh, you're kidding, right?
40:36Yesterday she went out and bought a bigger fridge.
40:39Boy, honey, your life is scary.
40:41Can I have your crust?
40:42It's the least I can do.
40:44Thanks.
40:44Bye.
40:45Bye.
40:45Bye.
40:46Bye.
40:57Pizza for your thoughts.
40:59I wish I could figure out a way to get Paris off my back.
41:02Yeah.
41:03Angry chicks are the worst.
41:05When I was in high school, I had a Paris.
41:08Yeah?
41:09Yeah, she was horrible.
41:10How'd you get rid of her?
41:12I got pregnant and dropped out.
41:13What if I just learned to French braid her hair?
41:15Even better.
41:17Sweetie, you can't let those kids get you down.
41:20I know.
41:21Do you want me to talk to anybody?
41:23A parent?
41:24A teacher?
41:24A big guy named Moose?
41:26I'll just figure it out for myself.
41:28Okay.
41:32What?
41:33I was just thinking about the way Paris' face looked when I beat her to that Martin Luther question.
41:37Good, huh?
41:39Fourteen shades of purple.
41:40Cool.
41:41Tomorrow I'm shooting for fifteen.
41:43Hey, what do you think of Luke?
41:46What do you mean?
41:47I mean, do you think he's cute?
41:50Oh, no.
41:51No way.
41:52No way what?
41:53You cannot date Luke.
41:54I said nothing about dating Luke.
41:56If you date him, you'll break up and we'll never be able to eat there again.
41:59I repeat, I said nothing about dating Luke.
42:03Date Al from Pancake World.
42:04His food stinks.
42:05I cannot believe what I'm hearing.
42:07Al's food does not stink.
42:09Al stinks.
42:22I don't know.
42:23I have no idea like that until next week on Monday.
42:26Thank you for watching Luke.
42:29All right.
42:29If you would like to kneel on the beach.
42:30It is known to be with Luke Le��land and a Englander!
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