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Major Unfaithfulnes
Caitlin cheats on her hairdresser for a famous stylist, but her boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him instead after hearing something from Jude. Meanwhile, Underground Videos is sold to Taj Mahome Video, so Wayne, Jude, and Wyatt find a way to buy it back.
Caitlin cheats on her hairdresser for a famous stylist, but her boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him instead after hearing something from Jude. Meanwhile, Underground Videos is sold to Taj Mahome Video, so Wayne, Jude, and Wyatt find a way to buy it back.
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00:00The Time's Less!
00:17Are you sure this will be worth it?
00:20Jen, this is a once-in-a-lifetime sale at Albatross and Finch.
00:24I thought they didn't have sales.
00:26Yeah, that's why it's called the once-in-a-lifetime sale.
00:30Think of how much you can buy with 75% off!
00:33Wow, that is pretty great.
00:35I know! A whole new wardrobe for minor ducats.
00:38Come on, I'm gonna be the first one in line.
00:40There's gonna be a lineup?
00:42Yeah, but the mall doesn't even open until 10.
00:44We'll probably be the first ones in li-
00:47Oh no! There's already a line!
00:50Are you sure you wanna wait?
00:53We could just go have a nap in the lemon.
00:56It's not that bad.
00:58Back to the end of the line, huh, Caitlyn?
01:01Sucks to be you.
01:03What are you making fun of us for? You're like 8th from the end.
01:07Not anymore. Now I'm 10th.
01:09Whatever.
01:11Wouldn't you rather just pay full price than wait for 3 hours?
01:14Try 6 hours. It's gonna be a long day.
01:20I'm Tad, and this is Owen.
01:23I'm Caitlyn.
01:24I'm Jen.
01:26Hey.
01:26Hey.
01:27Hey.
01:27Hey.
01:29Maybe being last in line isn't that bad after all.
01:51Oh man. I'm still hungry, but I have no more money.
02:01I'm not giving you a fry.
02:08Fine. Take one.
02:10So, how was the big party last night?
02:13I wouldn't know. My parents grounded me.
02:15Bummer. What'd you do this time?
02:18Pulled the fire alarm to get out of math class.
02:20That was you? Thanks, dude. Got me out of dissecting a worm in bio.
02:26Anytime, bro.
02:29Hey. What's going on?
02:30Just munching on some grindage.
02:33What's with this sticker? Joined a new boy band fan club lately?
02:36Ha ha.
02:37I just gave blood for your information.
02:41You guys gonna do it?
02:42Why?
02:43Uh, because the hospital needs it?
02:45Because it's something nice you can do for society?
02:49Because the life you save may be your own?
02:53Because they give you a free donut if you donate.
02:56Cool.
03:01Okay. So, which one do you like?
03:05I think...
03:06Owen.
03:07Good. Cause I like Tad.
03:09Okay. Ah, cool.
03:11So.
03:12So.
03:13So.
03:14I really like your name, Tad. It's so original.
03:17Thanks.
03:18Waiting for the sale, huh?
03:20Yeah.
03:20Need some new jeans.
03:22Cool.
03:26Okay.
03:27Back off the flip flops!
03:29These clothes look like the hungry rabbit animals!
03:32Do we really have to wear these?
03:34Chrissy said if you don't, I can fire you.
03:37Fine.
03:37But I don't have to like it.
03:39Hey!
03:40Those are my pink Punta Canas!
03:42Give them back!
03:44Ugh!
03:45Blah!
03:45Ah!
03:50Ugh!
03:55Hello?
03:56It's Nikki.
03:57Oh my gosh!
03:58Nikki!
03:58We just had the most amazing conversation with these two cute guys in line!
04:03That's earth shattering.
04:04Listen, do you still want those Punta Canas flip flops?
04:06We just got some in.
04:07Oh, yes, yes, yes!
04:08Pink's in a size 7!
04:10Why does everybody want these?
04:12They're the hottest flip flops around!
04:13And they're guaranteed to never give you blisters.
04:16Ugh, okay.
04:17I'll go grab you some.
04:18But you owe me.
04:24Oh, sweet!
04:26They're serving crunchy creams!
04:28My favorite!
04:29Take a little more.
04:31I lost 10 gallons of blood once in battle.
04:33This girly bag is for...
04:36girls.
04:37You've done your duty, sir.
04:46You didn't see that, maggots.
04:52Jonesy?
04:53You want to go first?
04:54Me?
04:54No!
04:55You guys go ahead!
04:56You'll have to fill these out.
05:04You know what, guys?
05:05I wish I could go next, but I just remembered I have this thing over there, far away.
05:08Later!
05:09What's with him?
05:10If I give some extra blood for him, can I get an extra donut?
05:15No.
05:16One donut per donation and only one donation per day.
05:19Fine.
05:21Sheesh.
05:22Pretty strict about the donuts.
05:24Ow!
05:27So, any brothers or sisters?
05:29Nope.
05:30I'm an only child.
05:31I'm jealous.
05:32I've got three sisters.
05:34I have to go to the bathroom at school.
05:37No, but you're lucky.
05:38I'd love to have a sister.
05:40You have a really great smile, you know that?
05:44Thanks.
05:45Do you want to go out on a date?
05:47Definitely.
05:48When?
05:50Are you busy right now?
05:52Nope.
05:52Cool.
05:53When are you guys getting here?
05:55Caitlin is in line with some super hot guy, and I'm stuck standing beside some big-headed girl and a
06:01band geek.
06:02What?
06:03You have a big head.
06:05Don't play that.
06:11So, how was it?
06:12Piece of cake.
06:13So, nobody, like, fainted or anything in there?
06:15Because I've heard there are tons of people that are, like, freaked out by blood and stuff.
06:20I don't know any, but, you know.
06:23Nope.
06:24No fainting.
06:25Good donuts.
06:25Where's Jude?
06:26I haven't seen him in a while.
06:29Hide these for me?
06:30Those girls are insane.
06:32I think they'd actually step on someone to get a pair.
06:34You got it.
06:35Why are you walking like that?
06:37It's these stupid flip-flops.
06:39They're already giving me blisters.
06:41Stupid rubber shoes.
06:42Want a bite of my donut?
06:44Mmm.
06:45Ugh.
06:46I knew there was a reason you were my best friend.
06:48So, did you give blood?
06:50Oh, I went.
06:50I gave.
06:51Tons and tons.
06:52Where's your sticker?
06:53My what?
06:54Your sticker.
06:55They give you a sticker to wear afterwards.
06:57Oh, I must have, uh, left it there.
06:59You didn't do it, did you?
07:00Yes, I did.
07:01I just forgot my stupid sticker.
07:03I don't believe you.
07:05What's the matter?
07:06Are you scared?
07:07Yeah, right.
07:08As if.
07:09Fine.
07:10I'll go get my sticker.
07:11Will that make you feel better?
07:12I don't care if you do it or not, Jonesy.
07:13Because I can.
07:14And I will.
07:15Okay, then.
07:17Okay.
07:17I'll just go get it, then.
07:24Hup!
07:24Oh, yeah, that's nice.
07:26Now, where's my donut with sprinkles?
07:27The donuts are at the exit, sir.
07:30Oh, wow.
07:31Hi, I was here earlier, and I was wondering if I can get my sticker.
07:35You have to give blood to get a sticker.
07:37Yeah, but see, it's not for me.
07:39It's for my friend.
07:40I gave your friend stickers already.
07:43Can't you just spare one sticker?
07:45Oh, let me think.
07:47No.
07:48Okay.
07:49How much do you want for one?
07:50One pint will about do it.
07:52Fine.
07:53Hook me up, sister.
07:59You know what?
07:59I think I'll come back after lunch.
08:01I can't wait.
08:05Jude?
08:06Is that you?
08:07Shh.
08:08I'm in disguise so I can give blood again.
08:11Why?
08:12I was still hungry.
08:14If you're not going to give blood, you're going to have to leave.
08:17Okay.
08:17I'm going.
08:18I'm going.
08:19I'm sorry, Mr. Rodriguez.
08:21Was that young man bothering you?
08:23No, not too much.
08:25Well, you're almost done.
08:27And then I've got a chocolate donut with your name on it.
08:31Sweet.
08:31I mean, gracias, senora.
08:38So, how many kids do you want?
08:41Two or three.
08:42Me too.
08:46Nikki?
08:48Stupid rubber shoes.
08:49And I thought the flip-flop mob was bad.
08:52Ugh.
08:52The line hasn't moved an inch.
08:54But on a positive note, I think Caitlyn's in love.
08:58Yeah, I heard.
08:59And you?
09:00I don't know.
09:01He is pretty cute.
09:03I gotta go back to work.
09:04Carry on.
09:06Ow!
09:06Okay, so we'll live in a beach house.
09:09With a great big deck.
09:11And a basketball court.
09:12Oh.
09:13You want a basketball court?
09:15Oh, yeah.
09:16And I have this dream to paint one whole room orange.
09:19Orange?
09:21Ew.
09:21What?
09:22I like orange.
09:23It's cool.
09:24Yeah, for a boat or a ski jacket.
09:26Not for a house, Shmoopy.
09:28So, how about just one room, like the living room?
09:32Bedroom?
09:33Mmm.
09:34So, you get to pick all the colors, and I don't get to pick any.
09:37It's just that orange is so...
09:40Orange.
09:42Fine.
09:42We won't have any orange.
09:44Fine.
09:46Okay, what about an orange bathroom?
09:49Deal.
09:50A small one.
09:54Okay.
09:55You can do this.
09:56It's just a little needle.
09:58They aren't gonna take anything you need.
10:03Darn it.
10:04Darn it.
10:05Stupid blood.
10:08What's happening, hottie?
10:10Not much, dude.
10:11Ah!
10:12Jude!
10:13You called me a hottie.
10:15Dude, what are you doing?
10:17Did you just give blood again?
10:18Heck, yes.
10:19These donuts are so good.
10:22And they're free.
10:23They're not free.
10:24You're giving them your blood, dude.
10:27Yeah, but it's not like I need all of it.
10:30And if they think you're someone else, they keep letting you come back.
10:35Well, can I have your new sticker?
10:37No way, dude.
10:38It's mine.
10:39Fine.
10:39I'll just go get my own.
10:42Hmm.
10:43Oh, it's you again.
10:46Okay, I'm gonna give you some of my blood, but no funny stuff.
10:49No big movements or hitting arteries and no blood gushing out like in Horror on Prom Night.
10:54Got it?
10:55I have done this before.
10:57Right.
10:58Okay, then.
11:05What are you doing that for?
11:06I'm looking for the vein.
11:09Your what?
11:09Why?
11:10That's where the blood comes from.
11:13Oh, right.
11:15Okay.
11:17Wait.
11:18Has anyone, uh, you know, ever died giving blood?
11:21Not that I'm aware of.
11:23Now, hold still.
11:26Wait.
11:26I don't know what my blood type is.
11:28What if I'm the wrong one?
11:29We need all types, sir.
11:32Are you going to be ready soon, or should I pull up a chair and a good book?
11:37Okay.
11:39Ready.
11:44Yeah, I'm not ready.
11:46I don't get my sticker on my donut, do I?
11:48What do you think?
11:50Fine.
11:51Keep your stupid sticker.
11:52And by the way, I can buy a donut, you know.
11:55They only cost a dollar.
12:03I think they've only let, like, 20 people in so far.
12:07Ah!
12:08Ow!
12:12Hey!
12:13Hey!
12:14You can't just butt in line like that.
12:16We've been waiting in this line for four hours.
12:18I was saving their spots.
12:21She's right.
12:21You can't hold two spaces in line.
12:24Oh, you would agree with her, big head.
12:26You can't do that.
12:28Tad, tell her she can't do that.
12:32What was that?
12:33What was what?
12:34I saw you.
12:35You were staring at that girl.
12:36No, I wasn't.
12:37Yes, you were.
12:38She was walking by, and you were staring at her.
12:41I saw the whole thing.
12:43You were staring at her.
12:44See?
12:45The girl with the big head saw the whole thing.
12:49Shmoopikens, you're being paranoid.
12:51I swear, you're the only one for me.
12:54Hey, come on.
12:55Love you.
12:57Love you more.
13:01Word on the street is that some punks were trying to steal free donuts.
13:07You wouldn't know anything about that, would you?
13:09The nerve.
13:13But I thought we'd be spending Saturday night together.
13:17Whoa.
13:17This is getting a little intense.
13:20I just need some space.
13:22Oh, what?
13:22So we're already in a rut?
13:24I thought you loved me.
13:26I do.
13:27Yeah, right.
13:28Or maybe you just want to ask that cute girl who walked by out on a date.
13:32You know, this jealousy thing is getting a little out of hand.
13:37So what are you saying?
13:38I think we need to take a break.
13:41You mean break up?
13:42Yeah.
13:43I don't think I'm ready for a serious relationship after all.
13:47Jed, Dad broke up with me.
13:50Oh, it's okay, Caitlin.
13:51Oh, don't cry.
13:58Hey, Jonesy, still stickerless, I see?
14:01Hey, Nikki, still crusty, I see?
14:03Have you guys seen Jude?
14:05No.
14:06Why?
14:06He never came into work today.
14:08Jude!
14:10What's wrong with you?
14:16Where did you get all of these?
14:18The nurse gave them to me.
14:20And what is that all over your mouth?
14:23They're sprinkles.
14:24How many times did you give blood today?
14:27Seventeen.
14:27I was going for an even two dozen, but I kind of forgot where the tent was.
14:34Hey, why are you guys so fuzzy?
14:37Jude, we're fuzzy because you've lost too much blood.
14:40Seventeen times.
14:41And you couldn't give me one lousy sticker?
14:46Are you okay?
14:47Do you want to leave?
14:48No.
14:49I am not going to let breaking up with him stop me from going places I want to go.
14:55Good for you.
14:56He's not the only guy out there.
14:58Totally not.
14:59I can get any guy I want.
15:01He wasn't that cute.
15:02And he had really bad breath.
15:05Um, I'm right here.
15:09Jonesy, you asked Jude to give you a blood donor sticker?
15:12Yeah, well, but no, yeah, but see...
15:16You're scared of needles, aren't you?
15:18No, I'm not.
15:18That's it.
15:19You're a chicken.
15:21I don't have to prove anything to you.
15:23Chicken!
15:24Ow!
15:25Ow!
15:25Ow!
15:26My stupid feet!
15:29You're bleeding!
15:31Your feet are bleeding!
15:33No, I hate these flip-flops!
15:36Oh, so that's it.
15:39You're not afraid of needles.
15:41You're scared of blood.
15:43No, I'm not.
15:44Oh, well then, look at my foot, Jonesy.
15:46Come on, if you're not scared of blood, it shouldn't be a problem.
15:49Look at my bleeding, bloody foot.
15:54All right!
15:55I'm scared of blood, okay?
15:57It's my one Achilles tendon.
15:59Achilles heel.
16:00Yeah, once when I was a kid, I got a bloody nose, and it just wouldn't stop bleeding.
16:05It was bleeding all over my jersey, and I tried to stop it, but the blood just got everywhere.
16:10Ever since then, I can't stand the sight of it.
16:12What kind of a guy is scared of a little blood?
16:15Lots of them.
16:17I'm scared of blood.
16:19I just really like crunchy creams.
16:23I think I gave too much blood.
16:27Yeah, I think so too.
16:28Come on, we're taking you back to the nurse.
16:30How come you guys can all do this and I can't?
16:32Maybe you just have to get it over with.
16:34Once you see it's not that bad, you'll get over your fear.
16:38Do you think?
16:39Yeah, we'll be there for you if you want to try.
16:42Okay, let's do it.
16:44I am going to get that sticker.
16:50Oh, good, you're back.
16:53Now my life is complete.
16:55This is our friend.
16:57You let him give blood 17 times today.
16:59Oh dear, you better lie down.
17:03Who's feeling dumb now?
17:05Listen, smart guy, are you going to give blood today or not?
17:08Yes, I am.
17:10Hook me up, good woman.
17:21It was her.
17:22Was not.
17:25Guys, I think I need you over here.
17:28We're right here, Jonesy.
17:29You can do it, man.
17:30Be strong.
17:31Okay.
17:32Okay, I can do this.
17:35Now, just take a few deep breaths and this will be over quickly.
17:40Okay.
17:48Jonesy, wake up.
17:49Can you take the dog out?
17:50Can you hear me?
17:51Open your eyes.
17:53There you are.
17:55Mom?
17:56Dad?
17:58Dude.
18:01What happened?
18:02You fainted, dude.
18:04Check it out.
18:05I did it.
18:07There's a sweet donut waiting for you at the exit, too.
18:11Wow.
18:11I've got to give you credit, Jonesy.
18:12You were a massive chicken, but you faced your fears and took it like a baby.
18:17Don't be embarrassed.
18:19Lots of men faint when giving blood.
18:21Really?
18:22No.
18:30Can I have another donut?
18:33You don't tell anyone about the 17 pints you gave today, and the rest of the box is yours.
18:38This is the best day of my life.
18:41Oh, my gosh.
18:42It's the Punta Cana's flip-flops and aqua.
18:44Can I buy those off of you?
18:46But there's blood on them.
18:48That's okay.
18:49You know what?
18:50You can have them.
18:51I don't care if I get fired.
18:52Nothing is worth wearing those.
18:57That just gives the words fashion victim a whole new meaning.
19:07These are such good deals.
19:09Yay!
19:10I know.
19:11I'm so psyched about the ponchos.
19:13Let's go try them on.
19:14Okay.
19:16Wait.
19:17What if I bump into Tad in there?
19:19The first time you bump into an ex is, like, so stressful.
19:24I don't see him.
19:26He must be in the change rooms.
19:28What should I do if I see him?
19:30Okay.
19:30The key to bumping into an ex is to be really nice to him.
19:33Act natural, and then cry when you get home if you need to.
19:37Right.
19:37How did you know that?
19:39Some movie I just saw.
19:41Okay.
19:42Coast looks clear.
19:43Let's go.
19:46Tad!
19:47Hi!
19:48Hey!
19:49How's it going?
19:50Not bad.
19:51How are you?
19:53Really good.
19:54I found my poncho.
19:56That's great.
19:57I'm happy for you.
20:01Well, it was good to see you.
20:03You too!
20:05Bye!
20:06See you.
20:11That wasn't that bad.
20:13I think I'm totally over him.
20:15See?
20:16I knew you would be.
20:17Want to celebrate with some ice cream sundaes after we buy our ponchos, of course.
20:21Definitely.
20:23Oh, thanks, Jen.
20:24You've really been there for me these last seven hours.
20:28I don't know how I could have survived this breakup without you.
20:31What are friends for?
20:32What are friends of how I could have survived this breakup without me?
20:32I came in there.
20:33Have ayer.
20:34And I said, are they suliuuri in the summer?
20:34I saw her.
20:34If she's not me step 2 years除uins.
20:38You said, am social related.
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