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The Birthday Boy
Wyatt is not very happy about his birthday, as his parents are throwing him a "Trailer Park" themed party. Furthermore, Jonesy still cannot get Nikki out of his head. Caitlin, Jen, and Jude become obsessed with an online life simulator game. After the mall closes at 6:00, they forget about celebrating Wyatt's birthday.
Wyatt is not very happy about his birthday, as his parents are throwing him a "Trailer Park" themed party. Furthermore, Jonesy still cannot get Nikki out of his head. Caitlin, Jen, and Jude become obsessed with an online life simulator game. After the mall closes at 6:00, they forget about celebrating Wyatt's birthday.
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00:00Time's last!
00:12Happy birthday!
00:15Okay, okay, that's enough.
00:17What? Today is your birthday, right?
00:20Yes, and I hate birthdays.
00:22So can we just forget about it, please?
00:25But how can you hate birthdays?
00:28Because my parents insist on throwing theme parties every year.
00:31That sounds like fun.
00:33Yeah, except that it's a big family.
00:35All the good themes were snapped up years ago.
00:37So, just be creative.
00:39That's the problem. They're a little too creative. Tell her.
00:43Two years ago, the theme was diseases we're glad we don't have.
00:46And last year's was the color brown.
00:48All the presents, drinks, food, everything was brown.
00:51I'm atrocious.
00:53So what's this year's theme?
00:56Trailer Park Party.
00:59Oh, that's bad.
01:00Yeah, the only good thing about Serena being out of town is that she won't see me wearing it.
01:08Well, I'm going to make sure you have an awesome birthday this year.
01:12That's nice, but no thanks.
01:14It's officially beyond your control.
01:16Come back here at six and be prepared to have fun.
01:19Fine, as long as I don't have to pretend to like it.
01:21Yes.
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:24Hey, dude. Nice hat.
01:26You like it? Knock yourself out.
01:28Seriously? Right on.
01:31Stylish.
01:33Mm. Cream soda.
01:35This is going to be a long day.
01:46Did you see how bummed he is?
01:48We have to give Wyatt an awesome birthday.
01:51Maybe we should just take him out for burgers and milkshakes.
01:53No.
01:54This has to be really big if we're going to get his mind off Serena.
01:57And his icky family party.
02:03House of Dread.
02:05How may a director call?
02:06We're conferencing.
02:07Hang on.
02:10Fruit World, can I help you?
02:12Hey, it's me and Nikki.
02:13How's the new job going?
02:15I'm a giant banana.
02:16How goes it at the barn?
02:18Oh, you know, mindless, endless boredom.
02:20The usual.
02:21Jonesy!
02:22Are you on the phone?
02:23Is that against store policy?
02:25Yes.
02:25Then no.
02:26Sup?
02:27It's Wyatt's birthday, and we're going to throw him a huge party.
02:30Cool.
02:31Nikki, you're in gift detail.
02:33Done.
02:33I'll grab him a DVD.
02:34Jonesy, you're the caterer.
02:35I'm thinking coffee slushes and a bunch of junk food.
02:39No can do.
02:40First day on the job, and I don't get off until 6.
02:43Jonesy!
02:44I thought I said no phone calls.
02:46You're fired.
02:48Well, that was quick.
02:50So you can get the food now?
02:51I'm on it.
02:52Great.
02:52Be at the lemon at 6.
02:54Cool.
02:54Cool.
02:55Cool.
02:55I'll get a giant card and the wrapping paper.
02:58And Jude?
03:00Jude!
03:00What?
03:01Can you get the birthday cake?
03:02Oh, maybe you can get one with a picture airbrush.
03:05Good call.
03:07So whose picture should we put on it?
03:10Wyatt's, Jude.
03:11Right.
03:13So, that's everything.
03:14Wyatt's going to be so excited.
03:16This was a great idea, Jen.
03:19Welcome to the candy bar.
03:22Ugh.
03:22Whatever you want.
03:23I'll pay.
03:24Just help me, please.
03:25My time is very valuable.
03:27$500.
03:28Can we set up some sort of installment plan?
03:30With your credit rating?
03:32I told you.
03:33I'm not helping you study for the geography exam.
03:35But you always help me.
03:37Yeah, and I always get burned.
03:39Oh!
03:39Since when?
03:40Okay, let's see.
03:42Well, there's the time you fell asleep while I was talking.
03:44Okay, but...
03:45And the time you spent the whole afternoon hitting on the girl beside us in the library.
03:49That's different.
03:50She was hot.
03:51Hmm.
03:52But I've learned from my mistakes.
03:56Come on!
03:57If you don't help me, I'm going to flunk.
03:58I'll have to repeat the course.
03:59Again!
04:00Ugh.
04:01Fine, I'll do it.
04:03Yes!
04:03If you admit once and for all that I'm smarter than you.
04:07No way.
04:08Well, suit yourself.
04:09If you don't mind, I have some very important folding to do.
04:12Come on!
04:12There must be some other way.
04:14Afraid not.
04:14You're cruel.
04:15You know that?
04:16Cruel.
04:17Mm-hmm.
04:19Ugh.
04:20Okay, Nikki, you're smarter than me.
04:24Ugh.
04:25Like you mean it.
04:26Okay, okay, you're smarter than me.
04:28You are.
04:28Nikki's smarter than me.
04:31That's better.
04:32Oh, and it's smarter than I.
04:34Ugh.
04:37Nice instant street cred point.
04:40Lighting is key to any good party.
04:43Think we can rent a disco ball?
04:44Uh, that might be overkill.
04:46No, don't go there.
04:48Aw, dude, you went there.
04:50Okay, what are you doing?
04:52Playing my new game, Simu Mall.
04:55Those games are such a waste of time.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Ooh, my Simu character sat on the Simu couch and drank Simu coffee.
05:02How thrilling.
05:04This is different.
05:05I've set the game up to be a perfect replica of our mall and everyone in it.
05:10See?
05:11Mm-hmm.
05:12There's a Simu lemon?
05:14Yep, and there's the whole Simu gang.
05:17Anyway, back to the party.
05:19What about scented candles?
05:21Hmm.
05:22Why aren't you getting any customers at the Simu stick it?
05:24I don't know, but Simu Jude's hurting.
05:29No cheese, no cheeseburger.
05:31Uh, Jen?
05:33Maybe it's because the Simu trash and the Simu stick it is totally piling up.
05:37Look.
05:38I'll just make Simu Jude get rid of it.
05:42Cool.
05:44Wow.
05:45I wish it was that easy in real life.
05:53The Swiss terrain is distinguished by...
05:55An overabundance of yodelers?
05:57Look, I could be getting Wyatt's birthday present right now.
06:00But geography is so boring.
06:02Um, I know.
06:03I passed this course last year, remember?
06:06Excuse me?
06:06How did those khakis in sizes 28, 30, 32, 34, and 36 fit?
06:11Uh, do you have a size 42?
06:14I'll look in the back.
06:16Ha ha, nice.
06:17There is no 42.
06:19But she'll be looking for hours.
06:21Just you and me again.
06:22Uh, okay.
06:24Back to the books.
06:25Okay, but if I answer the next question right, you have to answer a question for me.
06:29Yeah, okay.
06:31What provinces do the Rocky Mountains cross into?
06:33British Columbia and Alberta.
06:36Wow, you actually got one right.
06:38Okay, so now you have to answer one.
06:40Uh, how come we haven't gone out on another date?
06:43What?
06:43Uh, I don't know.
06:45Next.
06:46You know we connect.
06:48Jonesy, we're supposed to be studying.
06:50You're single, I'm single.
06:53Can we not talk about this right now?
06:54Fine, but you know you want me.
06:57Yeah, okay, whatever.
06:58On to France.
06:59Ah, the city of love.
07:02Country, Jonesy.
07:03Country.
07:04Mm-mm.
07:05Ugh.
07:07Nice.
07:08Good.
07:08Uh-oh.
07:09No.
07:10Whew.
07:13Refill.
07:18You guys have to stop this.
07:20We've got cakes to buy, cards to sign, decorations to...
07:23Why is Simu Caitlyn wearing that heinous sweater?
07:26You don't like it?
07:28Do you want me to look like a librarian?
07:30Change it.
07:32The only way to do that is to make Simu Caitlyn go shopping.
07:36You can shop?
07:38Start on the fourth level.
07:39They get all the new collections first.
07:41Is that Simu Prada?
07:43Oh, go there.
07:44Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
07:45Go, go, go, go.
07:46Jonesy.
07:48Jonesy.
07:49Ugh.
07:49Maybe we should go somewhere less distracting.
07:53Wash you didn't crack that.
07:55Yo, sweet.
07:56Correct.
07:57Much better.
08:01Check it out.
08:02It's Simu Wyatt, but in real life.
08:05Don't tell me you're all becoming Simu nerds.
08:08Shh.
08:08We're just about to score a better table at the Simu food court.
08:11Correction, you already are Simu nerds.
08:14Whoa.
08:15Simu Caitlyn just passed Simu Wyatt on the cool side.
08:19Cool scale.
08:20What?
08:20It's because of my new fashions.
08:22Good clothes open doors.
08:24Well, what if Simu Wyatt was fronting a band?
08:27I'm on it.
08:28Nice.
08:28I should go.
08:29See you guys tonight.
08:30Right?
08:31Later.
08:32Aren't we supposed to be doing something?
08:36Look, we won the Simu lottery.
08:38We're rich.
08:39Ah!
08:40Ah!
08:42Madrid, Spain, Sofia, Bulgaria, and Bairn, Switzerland.
08:47You just correctly named every country and capital in Europe.
08:51I did?
08:52Yes!
08:53Who's the man?
08:54Oh, no.
08:56It's six already.
08:57Uh-oh.
08:57Wyatt's birthday.
08:59Ugh.
08:59Nice work, Jonesy.
09:00What?
09:01You're the one who lost track of time.
09:03Maybe instead of blaming me, you should be getting the snacks.
09:06Well, maybe you should be buying the DVD.
09:08Uh.
09:13All right.
09:14I'm here.
09:14Do your worst.
09:15Huh?
09:16You said to be here at six for the birthday torture.
09:18I'm here.
09:19Uh.
09:19I, uh, said 6.30.
09:23No, you didn't.
09:24Yes, she did.
09:25She said 6.30.
09:27I heard it.
09:286.30.
09:29And you almost ruined your surprise.
09:32Now go away and, uh, come back in half an hour.
09:35All right.
09:36I'll be back.
09:36You're going to love it.
09:38I promise.
09:39He's gone.
09:41Ah!
09:44Come on, Simi Jude.
09:45We've got work to do.
09:48Ah!
09:51Please.
09:52Just one card.
09:55Any card.
09:58Oh.
10:01Come on.
10:03No.
10:04No.
10:07No.
10:08Come on.
10:09Ugh.
10:11Hmm.
10:12Okay.
10:13The card store was closed, but at least we've got everything else.
10:17I guess.
10:18We did get everything else, right?
10:22Oh, no. What are we going to do? Why will we be back soon?
10:26All right, that's it. I'm officially taking this party over.
10:29Now, didn't I see a party going on somewhere already?
10:32Yeah, at Albatross and Finch. So?
10:34Hmm.
10:36Oh, no way, Jonesy. We'd never pull it off.
10:39Why not?
10:39We could what? Why not what?
10:41Pass it off as a party for Wyatt.
10:43There's no way. He'll never buy it.
10:45I know the store. I worked there for two days.
10:48I can get us in.
10:49We'll never fit in. All those Albatross people are so snobby.
10:53We can do this, guys. It'll be hard, sure.
10:56But if we succeed, it'll go down in history
10:59as the single greatest party scam of all time.
11:04Now, who's with me?
11:06I am with you, dude.
11:08For Wyatt.
11:09For Wyatt.
11:10I'm in.
11:11Me too.
11:13Slammin'. Let's rock this party.
11:15Ah!
11:20What's with all the wedding gear?
11:25It's a bridal shower.
11:32Maybe later.
11:34Okay.
11:36I'll admit, the wedding thing is a bit of a setback.
11:39You think?
11:40But we proceed as planned.
11:41Agreed. Just act snooty and get rid of any suspicious decorations.
11:45Wyatt will never know this isn't really his birthday party.
11:49Right!
11:49Oh, yeah. It's foolproof.
11:52How about you for tonight?
11:56Oh, yeah.
11:57Woo-hoo!
11:58Ooh!
12:00Check it out. This party even comes with munchies!
12:07Ow!
12:09Good job. Now all we have to do is find the bride-to-be and shove her into a closet.
12:13I'm on her.
12:14Ugh. Let's spread out. We've got lots of ground to cover.
12:17Right. Nikki and I'll take the back of the store. Jude, you take the front. Jen and Caitlin, you've got
12:22ten minutes to work the middle and then go to pick up Wyatt. Go.
12:34No way, Jude.
12:35Don't worry. I've done this before.
12:43You know, the only things I hate more than birthdays are surprises.
12:49Jude.
12:50Stop playing that game.
12:51Yeah, this is important. The game can wait.
12:53Fine. I'll make sure they eat and then put it down. Promise.
12:58Fine. Just hurry. Where is he? Wyatt?
13:02We lost him!
13:04Guys, a little help?
13:07Oops. Sorry. Some people just can't handle party games.
13:11Okay.
13:14No way! All this is for me?
13:17Duh. Of course it is, silly.
13:21Come on. Let's get you a soda.
13:26What do you think you're doing?
13:28Some jerk forgot to decorate the buffet table. Can you believe it?
13:32Oh. Well, yeah. Okay. Keep up the good work.
13:36He's here.
13:37I can't get over how many people came to wish me a happy birthday.
13:41You're a popular guy.
13:43Thank you so much for being here.
13:46Wouldn't miss it for the world, man.
13:47Something like this only happens once in your life.
13:50If you're lucky.
13:53Ah. Quality refreshments, dude.
13:58Who is he again?
13:59Huh? Um, that was, you know, the dude from that thing last summer.
14:05Ooh. Hey, pretty girl. Do you know Wyatt?
14:09No.
14:10Hey.
14:11Hey.
14:12Today is Wyatt's 60th birthday.
14:15Great. Want to grab something to eat?
14:18Sure.
14:19Dude, Wyatt's got a girlfriend, remember?
14:22I know, but we needed a distraction.
14:24Whoa. You really picked a good one.
14:28Whoa. This must have cost a fortune.
14:30You're worth it.
14:32Why do the chocolates look like brides?
14:35Mmm. Good.
14:41She's a real chocoholic. It's a problem.
14:44Bleh.
14:45So, how do you know the gang?
14:47And why is that girl wearing that thing on her head?
14:55Ew. Gross.
14:59How's it going?
15:00So far, so good. He met a hot chick.
15:02I hope she's not the bride.
15:06So, just give me one good reason why you don't want to go out with me.
15:10Jonesy.
15:11Come on. We've been over this.
15:13It's not that I don't want to.
15:15So you do want to.
15:16Sweet.
15:17No, I didn't say that.
15:19Oh, no. Looks like they need backup. Come on.
15:23Hey, how's the birthday boy?
15:26Distracted.
15:30What was that?
15:31Uh, um, hey.
15:33I'll bet I can stuff three drumsticks in my mouth at once.
15:37How cool is that, eh?
15:40Right.
15:42Your friends are kind of weird, Wyatt.
15:44Let's go grab a drink.
15:49Grab me a pop. I'll be right back.
15:54Great party, guys.
15:56Just one question. Why is the party here?
15:59Oh, um...
16:01Because it was the last place you'd ever think we'd have it.
16:04I can't believe how many people you got to come out to this.
16:07Well, Jonesy's pretty persuasive.
16:12Presents?
16:13Guys, you shouldn't have gotten into all this trouble.
16:15Oh, man. We're fried now, dude.
16:18Wyatt!
16:19Overall, you've had a good time, right?
16:21So maybe we should head out.
16:24But you got all these amazing gifts.
16:26They're almost too nice to open.
16:27You're right.
16:28Better to savor them now and then open them next week.
16:31No way. I can't wait that long.
16:33Sure you can.
16:34Look, Jonesy.
16:35Wyatt found the presents.
16:37Great.
16:37But you don't want to open them now.
16:41So uncool.
16:42Hey, look who I found.
16:44It's Jill.
16:45Don't you want to talk to Jill instead of opening that silly present?
16:49Come on, guys. Just one.
16:54Uh, thanks?
16:57Happy birthday!
16:58Yay!
16:59Happy Mee Day!
17:00Happy, happy!
17:01Um, am I missing something?
17:03I was just wondering the same thing.
17:05Uh...
17:06Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
17:14Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!之後 있다고ès Yildon the entire team told me what she wants to end the first morning
17:14present.
17:14Cool. Bring it on!
17:14Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
17:27That's good icing
17:29Napkin
17:32Okay, it's time for the guest of honor
17:34To come up here and say a few words
17:40Yes, I'd better say something
17:44Oh no
17:45He's not going to
17:47He is going to
17:49I can't watch
17:51Thanks, everybody
17:52This party was awesome
17:54I've always hated birthdays
17:56But after tonight, I think I actually like them again
17:58You guys are all so great
18:00Dude, who are you?
18:04Oh, what are you doing?
18:07This is my bridal shower
18:11Guys?
18:13Run!
18:23Wyatt
18:24I don't want to hear it
18:25Okay, we messed up royally
18:27But we had good intentions
18:29See, this is why I hate birthdays
18:32We just wanted to give you a nice one for a change
18:34So you hijacked a bridal shower
18:36Choked down all their food
18:38And risked getting caught all in some deluded effort
18:40To give me a happy birthday
18:44Hey, that's pretty cool
18:45You can have your hat back if you still want it
18:51You know, as ridiculous as this gift is
18:54I think I'll keep it
18:55Maybe I was being too hard on my parents
18:57If you ever need anyone to look after it
19:00You just let me know
19:02Thanks
19:02You guys might not believe this
19:04But this is one of the best birthday parties I've ever had
19:07Wyatt, that's really sad
19:10Psst
19:10All clear
19:11It's cool
19:12Wyatt forgives us
19:14Nice
19:14Because I have a little surprise for everyone
19:17It's a little squashed
19:19But, uh, mmm
19:21It's tasty
19:23Sweet
19:28Jude, man
19:34We need to talk
19:35Check it out
19:36Simu Wyatt just released his first video, bro
19:40Jude, this is an intervention
19:42An inter-what, shun?
19:44You need to stop playing
19:45It's for your own good
19:47Hey, I can quit at any time, dude
19:50And I will
19:52Right after Simu Jude becomes king
19:54Yeah, uh, we're gonna have to confiscate the game now
19:57Guys
19:58No way
19:58Dudes
19:59Wait
20:00Stop
20:00Wait, baby
20:02Dude
20:03Hey
20:04So, will you go out with me or not?
20:07What do you think?
20:08Seriously?
20:09I think you're chicken
20:10You know what?
20:12I am chicken
20:14That's it
20:14I'm scared of screwing this up
20:16Screwing what up?
20:17We haven't done anything yet
20:18No, this
20:20The six of us
20:22I don't want to mess this up, you know?
20:24Yeah, I guess I get it
20:25But it still sucks, right?
20:28Mmm, maybe a little
20:29Ow!
20:31I got you
20:31Ow, ow, ow, watch it
20:33I can't, I can't, I can't
20:35I can't
20:35I can't
20:36I can't
20:37I can't
20:37You
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