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The One with The Text Message
Serena breaks up with Wyatt via text message, and the gang tries to help Wyatt get over it.
Serena breaks up with Wyatt via text message, and the gang tries to help Wyatt get over it.
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00:08What about this one?
00:09Too poofy.
00:11Ooh, how about that?
00:12That is hot.
00:13You could totally carry that off.
00:15Still looking for new styles for the dance tomorrow night?
00:17Why don't you just wear something you already have?
00:20Yeah, right.
00:21This is our first homecoming dance.
00:24We've been saving our paychecks for a month.
00:26It's a major milestone in a girl's life.
00:28Is this major for dudes, too?
00:30No.
00:31Cool.
00:32I don't know why you're going with those guys anyway.
00:35Jerry and Pete are wimps.
00:37They are not.
00:38They're athletes.
00:39Tennis isn't a sport.
00:41And what qualifies as a sport?
00:43You have to be able to knock someone else down.
00:45Tennis players have amazing bodies.
00:48Wimps.
00:48Okay, I am ending this conversation now.
00:51Well, I'm flying solo.
00:53You are?
00:54Why?
00:54I just feel that I should be focusing all of my energy on my skating at this particular time.
01:00Star hasn't taken you back after that barfing incident?
01:03Not yet.
01:04Well, I don't care what you think.
01:06Jerry is hot and I can't wait.
01:15So who's your date for the dance?
01:17I'm still waiting for that world-famous supermodel to call me back.
01:20But if she doesn't, Nikki and I will probably kick it together.
01:23And Wyatt and Serena are going.
01:25You know it.
01:26It's the first time I'm going to a high school dance with a girlfriend.
01:29Check it out.
01:30It's our two-and-a-half-month anniversary today.
01:33Aw, Wyatt.
01:34That's so sweet.
01:37Two-and-a-half-month anniversary?
01:38What is that?
01:40You got to get a girl a present for a half a month?
01:43No, you don't have to.
01:45I just, I don't know, wanted to.
01:47Aw.
01:49Maybe if you're lucky, your wimpy dates will bring you presents.
01:55Hey!
02:00Serena!
02:02Charmaine!
02:03What's up?
02:04Nice going.
02:05You just hit my girlfriend's friend with a fry.
02:07If she had better reflexes, it could have been a snack.
02:11Mm.
02:12Right.
02:12Okay.
02:13Thanks for the tip.
02:13What's happening?
02:14Ugh.
02:15Rumor has it my parents are in the mall today.
02:17Ugh.
02:17I told them I'd be at the library today studying.
02:20But it's a PD day.
02:21P.D.
02:22Party, dudes.
02:24We're not supposed to be studying.
02:27Tell that to Mr. and Mrs. Everyone in our family gets straight A's.
02:30If they catch me, they'll ground me.
02:32Then you won't be able to go to the dance.
02:34Jude, I need you to run interference.
02:36You're good at distracting people.
02:37It's my good looks.
02:39What are they wearing?
02:41Uh, probably something from 1979.
02:43Right.
02:43I'm on it.
02:46And remember on the Eiffel Tower?
02:49That hat he was wearing?
02:50Oh, so bad.
02:52Mad ugly chapeau, garçon.
02:55Hey, Serena.
02:56Can I talk to you?
02:57I've got some work to do anyway.
02:59Catch you later.
03:00What's up?
03:01I was going to give this to you tomorrow, but since today's our actual anniversary, here.
03:09Wow, Wyatt, it's really beautiful.
03:12I, uh, didn't get you anything.
03:14That's cool.
03:15I'm just glad you like it.
03:17Want me to help you put it on?
03:19Actually, I think I'll save it.
03:21It's too special just to wear to work.
03:23That's cool.
03:24Hey, want to meet me at the food court at lunch?
03:26Oh, okay.
03:28Sure.
03:29Cool.
03:30Maybe you can get to know the gang before the dance.
03:32See ya.
03:33See ya.
03:37So, I already blew half my budget on these strappy shoes.
03:40They're three inches high.
03:42Can you walk in them?
03:43Shoes that are made for walking are never the cute shoes.
03:47Ooh, pit stop.
03:48Come on.
03:49Step right up.
03:50We've got fancy pants, butternut squash, this brown mushroom one, and an old-school chicken noodle that's not half bad.
03:57And I thought my hat was ugly.
04:00I heard that.
04:01The mushroom one is the best.
04:02I'm allergic to mushrooms.
04:04What happens if you eat them?
04:05You wouldn't die or anything, would you?
04:07Uh-uh.
04:08I just got a huge stomachache.
04:10Last time I ate something with mushrooms in the sauce, I was in the El Sparto washroom for four hours.
04:16Ew.
04:17Ew.
04:18Back it up, stinky.
04:19You're scaring away the customers.
04:21So, we've got all day to find the perfect dress.
04:24Where should we start?
04:26Oh.
04:27My.
04:28Gosh.
04:38I was born to wear this dress.
04:41It's called the Look at Me dress because everyone will look at you when you wear it.
04:45It's so pretty.
04:47Do you have it in any other colors?
04:48Oh, no.
04:49This is the last one in, like, the whole store.
04:52You did see it first.
05:23Oh, go for it.
05:40Okay.
05:41This guy at Soup Village says it's impossible to eat ten crackers in one minute without a drink.
05:46A buck says neither of you can do it.
05:49You're on.
05:55Hey, guys.
05:57What are you doing?
05:58Stuffing our faces.
06:00It was a dare.
06:00Nothing.
06:02Want to join us?
06:03You can help us with another experiment we're doing.
06:09I told you, dudes.
06:10It's impossible.
06:11You guys owe me a buck.
06:13I'll catch you later, Wyatt.
06:17I'll catch you later.
06:18I look so hot in this.
06:20I thought you couldn't afford it.
06:22No.
06:23Caitlin couldn't afford it.
06:24Don't tell her I bought it, though.
06:26You do realize you're going to the same dance?
06:28Yes.
06:29But once she finds her new perfect dress, she'll forget all about this one.
06:36Uh-oh.
06:38Jen?
06:38What are you doing in my new dress?
06:40Good plan.
06:42Nothing.
06:42What are you doing here?
06:44I decided I really wanted the dress, so I returned my new shoes.
06:48Too late.
06:48She's buying it.
06:50Okay, calm down.
06:52It's not really your dress, Caitlin.
06:54I am calm, and yes, it is, dress dealer.
06:58I don't see your name on it.
07:00But I saw it first.
07:01That's, like, totally against girl rules.
07:04The I saw it first rule doesn't count if you can't buy it.
07:07Right, Nikki?
07:07Oh, no.
07:08I'm not getting dragged into this.
07:10I'm going for lunch.
07:11I agree with her, but it's my look-at-me dress.
07:15Yeah, you can't do that to someone.
07:17Ring, ring.
07:18Wake up, call.
07:19It can't be her dress if she's buying it.
07:22Huh.
07:24That's it.
07:25We are so not going to the dance together.
07:28Fine.
07:29Fine.
07:32But once I ate so much chocolate, I started to shake.
07:36Cool.
07:37Ah, yet another stimulating conversation.
07:41Hello?
07:42Anyone else?
07:44Quick, do something.
07:46Okay.
07:48Fire!
07:50Quick, evacuate them all!
07:52Now!
07:52Don't just stand there!
07:55Run!
07:56Save yourselves!
07:58Oh, that was so embarrassing.
08:01Did you see those outfits?
08:02They had those before I was born.
08:05They were pretty stylish.
08:07They won't be bothering you for a little while.
08:12Aw.
08:14Lovebirds exchanging poems over their phones now?
08:16Let me guess.
08:18It says, I love you, my little Wyattkins!
08:21No.
08:22Bye-bye-wah-wash-moopy-woopy!
08:25I don't get it.
08:28I think she just dumped me on a text message.
08:38No way.
08:40She broke up with you on a text message?
08:42What was she thinking?
08:44Even I'd never do that.
08:45That's harshing my mellow, dude.
08:48It's not you, it's me?
08:50Yeah, right.
08:51Hate to break it to you, dude.
08:53But it's definitely you.
08:54Okay.
08:55You cannot believe what Jen just did to me.
08:57Can it top Serena dumping Wyatt in a text message?
09:00You poor thing.
09:02Why is everyone just sitting around?
09:04He needs tissues, sad music, and chocolate fudge sundaes.
09:07Stats!
09:08I'm on the ice cream.
09:09I'll grab the tissues.
09:10Here.
09:11I have some really sad Sarah McLachlan pre-programmed for the first day after a breakup.
09:15And some Alanis Morissette for later, when you hit your angry face.
09:19No thanks.
09:20I think I know best, Wyatt.
09:21I've been dumped more than anyone.
09:25No.
09:26Chick music.
09:27Jonesy!
09:28I'll tell you what he needs.
09:29A new, hotter girlfriend.
09:32And I'm going to find one for you.
09:34Come on.
09:34I've got a great gig for meeting chicks.
09:37You can't skip the ice cream stage.
09:38Come back.
09:41They never listen.
09:43My dress.
09:44I've got to get shopping.
09:48Okay.
09:48I'll be your wingman.
09:50Just try to look cool.
09:54Okay, maybe you need more of a pilot.
09:57I'll flirt on your behalf.
09:58Look alive.
09:59Incoming hotties.
10:01Hey there.
10:02Looking for a date?
10:04Yeah, right.
10:05Nice hat.
10:06It's not for me.
10:08It's for my friend here.
10:10He doesn't look very fun.
10:13Dude, I can't help you here if you don't want to help yourself.
10:16Those were grade A hotties.
10:18It's Serena.
10:20Dude.
10:20You've got to show her that you're back on the market.
10:24Hey, Wyatt.
10:29Okay, then.
10:32Pathetic.
10:34Jen, I think I should just re-remind you that I saw it first.
10:38Already bought it, remember?
10:40That's why you should take it back and let me buy it.
10:42It's only fair.
10:44Caitlin, forget it.
10:45There are hundreds of dresses in this mall.
10:47But I've been looking all day and I haven't found anything I like.
10:51It's my dream dress.
10:53Please?
10:56Hmm.
10:57You just don't want to give it to me because you know I look cuter in it than you do.
11:01Oh, that's it.
11:02You can follow me around all day.
11:04But I suggest you spend your energy shopping for a new dress instead.
11:07Because I am not giving you mine.
11:09Fine.
11:10I will.
11:11Fine.
11:12Go then.
11:13I am.
11:19Nuts.
11:21Jude, I need you now.
11:23Aisle 3, just outside the barn.
11:25Be right there.
11:26Whoa!
11:28Mr. and Mrs. Wong?
11:29Remember me?
11:31I'm the kid that peed in Nicky's Mr. Fishy Pool.
11:34Have you seen the sick underwater exhibit here?
11:37They let you feed fish heads to the sharks.
11:47Excuse me.
11:49Yo!
11:50Good work.
11:51There's a diganticized popcorn in this for you if you keep them busy for a few more hours.
11:55Nice.
11:56I'm in.
11:59Hey, Wyatt.
12:00What's up?
12:01What am I going to do?
12:02The first thing you need is answers.
12:05You can't get closure without answers.
12:07Like, how could she do it on text messaging?
12:10You got dumped on text messaging?
12:12That is so cold.
12:14So, are you ready to confront her?
12:16I think so.
12:17I just need to know.
12:19Then let's do it.
12:22What's the matter, dudette?
12:24I have nothing to wear to the dance.
12:26Bummer.
12:27Maybe a taste of my newest creation will cheer you up?
12:31Mushroom pizza stick-its?
12:34Mmm.
12:35This is actually really good.
12:37It's the ground-up mushrooms that give it that delicious, fungus-y flavor.
12:42Kind of like feet.
12:44I wouldn't use that in your ads.
12:46Where are Nicky's parents?
12:47Feeding sharks?
12:49I thought I'd introduce them to a little culture.
12:52That looks so good.
12:53Good.
12:53I'm starving.
12:55Yeah, taking other people's dresses really works up an appetite.
12:59Hmm.
13:00Hmm.
13:01What's going on?
13:03Why don't you ask Jen?
13:04Hey, Jen?
13:05Stolen anyone else's dress lately?
13:07Okay.
13:08You need to get a grip on reality here.
13:10It's just a dress.
13:11Yeah, my dress.
13:12Okay, look.
13:13I'll help you find another one.
13:14How's that?
13:15Wait, Jen!
13:16What?
13:18Last time I ate mushrooms, I was in the El Sporto washroom for four hours.
13:25Oh, nothing.
13:28Mmm, Jude.
13:29This is the best stick-it I've ever tasted.
13:31I know, right?
13:33So good.
13:36The mushroom pizza stick-it is a triumph.
13:40I am so good at this.
13:43Yeah, it'll be a real hit.
13:46Oh, what did I do?
13:51These weasels are awesome.
13:53I told you.
13:54Oh, I know.
13:55Let's shop where Nikki shops and get some hip new threads.
13:59Okay, Nikki's parents.
14:01We will shop at the Khaki Barn.
14:07What are you doing in here?
14:09They said they wanted to shop where you shop.
14:12I don't shop here.
14:13Check out the fetch vintage.
14:15This is so me in 40 years.
14:17Get them out of here.
14:20Do you want to look boring like everyone else?
14:23Or would you rather I put you in some sick threads and make you look cool?
14:28Like me.
14:29Like you, dude.
14:35Do you want me to go with you?
14:36I could hurt her for you.
14:37I learned this really good shin kick.
14:39I need to do this on my own.
14:41Okay, well, I'll be here if you need me.
14:45Hey.
14:46Hey.
14:47So, I just wanted to know, why'd you break up with me?
14:51Well, the thing is, I think I'm getting back together with Chad.
14:54Chad?
14:55It just kind of happened on our senior trip to Paris.
14:58You dumped Wyatt for Chad?
15:00Oh, Wyatt's one of the nicest guys in the world.
15:03And how could you break up with someone on text messaging?
15:06Ouch.
15:06That's how you did it, babe?
15:08Sorry, dude.
15:09That's cold.
15:12I'll just be back here.
15:13I mean, he's cool, but the guy's practically in a coma.
15:18Ouch.
15:19It's a maturity thing.
15:20He's just kind of cool about the things I need him to be cool about.
15:23Name one time I haven't been mature.
15:25How about when you pretended to like all those grown-up things, so I'd like you?
15:29Well, okay, yeah, there was that time.
15:31Oh, and there's also the time you started tripping because I was wearing that stupid old bandana.
15:36And then there was that other time.
15:37Okay, okay, I get the point.
15:39I was going to tell you, but when you gave me that present, I just couldn't do it to your
15:43face.
15:44I'm sorry I hurt you, Wyatt.
15:47You can have your bracelet back.
15:49Nah, you keep it.
15:50I got it for you.
15:55That's it?
15:57You're just going to walk away?
15:58Oh, I get it.
16:00You're planning revenge.
16:02I can be really useful in that regard.
16:04That's okay.
16:05She's right.
16:06I wasn't mature enough for her.
16:07But one day I will be.
16:09And it'll be her last.
16:11You know when all the girls realize that bad boys aren't where it's at, they'll be fighting over you, right?
16:16When does that happen?
16:17I think around age 27.
16:21See, I told you that's what you needed.
16:23You just weren't ready yet.
16:24Don't give up yet, buddy.
16:26I'm going to find you a hot chick by tomorrow night if it kills me.
16:29And I finally found a dress.
16:31So if Jonesy scares all the girls away, you can come with us.
16:34How's he doing?
16:35He'll survive.
16:38Did you find a dress?
16:39Yeah.
16:40It's not as special as yours or anything, but...
16:43Good.
16:43Because I was thinking that maybe you should get to wear the dress after all.
16:47I'll wear yours.
16:48You will?
16:49Yeah.
16:49It means more to you anyway.
16:51And you did kind of see it first.
16:53Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
16:56You're the best!
16:58There you are!
16:59Okay, we've decided you have to go with us to the dance tomorrow.
17:03We'll all be matching!
17:05That's the look-at-me dress!
17:07You all have one?
17:08Duh!
17:09Employee discount!
17:10We bought them the day they came in.
17:11They are so fetch!
17:13We're doing a dress rehearsal tonight?
17:14Want to see our routine?
17:16Five, six, seven, eight!
17:21Whoa!
17:29Yes!
17:30That was kickin'.
17:31We're so hot!
17:32See you at the dance tomorrow!
17:35Dress buddy!
17:37What?
17:38I told you it's yours.
17:39I can't wear it now!
17:40People will think I'm with them!
17:42Well, I don't want it.
17:44Oh man, the stores are closing.
17:47I won't even have time to exchange it for something else.
17:50I guess my lame dress isn't quite as lame as yours now.
17:53Okay, neither of you can go in that dress,
17:56because then I'll be too embarrassed to be seen with either of you.
17:59Give them to me.
18:06There.
18:06Now they're both somewhat cool.
18:09Nikki, these are awesome!
18:11I know!
18:11So, are we all friends now?
18:14Definitely.
18:15Ooh, the movies are about to start.
18:17Cool.
18:17Let's do it!
18:19Sweet!
18:20Ah!
18:22Actually, guys, I don't feel so good.
18:26Oh no.
18:27Oh, Jen, I've done something really wrong.
18:30What are you talking about?
18:32I'm the one who stole your dress.
18:33I think we should get you to the washrooms.
18:36Fast.
18:38Ah!
18:41Ah!
18:42This feels just like that time I ate mushrooms at Osporto's.
18:47Must have been something you ate.
18:50Oof.
18:51Ew!
18:53Okay, Jen, don't worry.
18:55I'm not going to leave your side until this is all over, okay?
18:58I'll just wait for you outside the door.
19:01Okay.
19:03Ah!
19:04Nikki, it's horrible!
19:06Who knew mushrooms could be that gross?
19:09Oh, I know.
19:10I was with her that day at Osporto's.
19:12Where did Jen get the mushrooms?
19:13She's usually really careful about that.
19:16Okay, maybe I shared my pizza kebab with her,
19:18and maybe I didn't tell her what was in it.
19:21Hmm.
19:22But I didn't know it would be this bad.
19:24It's not like I made her eat it.
19:26She just took it.
19:28She would have eaten it even if I wasn't there.
19:30But you were.
19:31I know you're going to be in there by her side until she feels better.
19:35Hmm.
19:37Enjoy the movie.
19:39Yuck!
19:40Oh, I'm so sick!
19:46Do I know how to cure a broken heart or what, dude?
19:50I do feel a bit better.
19:53So then the guy asked...
19:55Whoa!
19:56Now I feel much better.
19:59Dude.
20:01Aren't your parents at the mall today?
20:03What if they see us?
20:04Oh, relax.
20:05They'd never come to a movie like this.
20:07Right.
20:08Soup?
20:09I got fired today, but they felt bad that I missed my dinner break,
20:13so I got some free soup.
20:15Score.
20:17Looking good, Mr. and Mrs. Wong.
20:19Thanks, dude.
20:21Aren't Nikki and Jonesy back there?
20:23Excuse me?
20:24Can we just get by...
20:26Nikki?
20:28Mom?
20:28Dad?
20:29What are you wearing?
20:32Dude!
20:33Dude!
20:33Dude!
20:36Dude!
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