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Enter The Dragon
The guys try to get tickets for a new karate movie, but the girls are acting strange (Caitlin is acting very defensive and upset, Jen has cramps, and Nikki is acting nicer than usual as well as eating chocolate, which she normally hates) because they're having their periods. The guys do not know this and freak out because the girls supposedly have the only tickets left. But then they figure out that Jude had them the whole time. In addition, Jonesy tries to work at the sushi restaurant, but has trouble understanding the owner's teachings as well as annoying the staff.
The guys try to get tickets for a new karate movie, but the girls are acting strange (Caitlin is acting very defensive and upset, Jen has cramps, and Nikki is acting nicer than usual as well as eating chocolate, which she normally hates) because they're having their periods. The guys do not know this and freak out because the girls supposedly have the only tickets left. But then they figure out that Jude had them the whole time. In addition, Jonesy tries to work at the sushi restaurant, but has trouble understanding the owner's teachings as well as annoying the staff.
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00:09I am so stoked.
00:11I know.
00:12I've been waiting over a year for this day to come.
00:15This day is today, right?
00:17Last time I checked.
00:18Opening day.
00:20Yes.
00:20And you're sure we have tickets?
00:22Yep.
00:22The girls had to wait in line for six hours, but they got them.
00:25Right day?
00:26Check.
00:27Tickets?
00:28Check.
00:28Oh, it's on, baby.
00:30Dragon Thunder, here we come.
00:32And how great is that trailer?
00:34In a world where right is wrong and might is king,
00:39five rebel warriors hold the key to salvation.
00:45But you can't kill them all.
00:47It's impossible.
00:49Just try and stop me.
00:51Who are you?
00:54Dragon Thunder.
01:09Ever wonder what it would be like to be hit in the stomach by a bowling ball?
01:13No.
01:13Why?
01:14Ugh, because I think it would feel a lot like this.
01:17Hey, guys.
01:18Chick friends, what's up?
01:20Yo, thanks for copying me on that mushy spill your guts love email to that Alex dude last night.
01:26What are you talking about?
01:28The email you sent to him last night asking him to the dance.
01:30What did you say?
01:31He has eyes like swimming pools.
01:35But how did you know that?
01:38Uh, actually, I saw it too, Caitlin.
01:41Ditto.
01:42Did you see it?
01:43I memorized it.
01:45I thought it was sweet.
01:46In a mushy kind of way.
01:48Y-you got it too?
01:49Yeah, don't you hate it when you accidentally send an email to all students instead of to Alex?
01:54Oh, this is so embarrassing.
01:57What did she say?
01:58If he took her to the dance,
02:00she'd be the happiest girl in this school.
02:03Like, you guys are so good at this.
02:05When was the last time either of you had a girlfriend?
02:08Uh, mmm.
02:10Ugh.
02:11I thought so.
02:12Whoa, Caitlin.
02:13I'm not used to seeing this side of you.
02:16Yeah, well, that's what utter humiliation can do to a person.
02:19Come on, kids.
02:20Let's not fight.
02:21Yeah, not when we're nine hours and 23 minutes away from the life-changing event that is Dragon Thunder.
02:29Just look at us.
02:30Ugh.
02:31Best friends banding together to share our love of mindless action and violence.
02:35It's so pure.
02:37Group hug.
02:38I'm on duty.
02:39I can't do anything fun.
02:43Good one.
02:43Hey, that's something I wanted to bring up.
02:46How come none of you respect my work ethic?
02:48Your work ethic?
02:51Okay, stop.
02:52You're killing me.
02:53Is that what you want?
02:54Because I can arrange that.
02:55Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:57Ugh.
02:57Guys, my stomach is killing.
02:59I don't think I can handle a movie tonight.
03:01No.
03:02You don't really mean that, do you?
03:03She just said she did.
03:05Shh, shh.
03:06Nobody listens around here.
03:09Oh, excuse me.
03:10I think I have to go somewhere and die.
03:12But this was supposed to be all six of us.
03:14Together.
03:15You know, this always happens to me.
03:17Why doesn't anything ever work out anymore?
03:22Okay, that was really weird.
03:28I don't get girls.
03:30One of them being moody is pretty much the norm.
03:32But all three?
03:32I smell some serious issues.
03:35I think this is one of those TV shows where they play a joke on you.
03:39I bet you they're all in on it.
03:41He's right, dude.
03:42They're all sisters.
03:43They stick together.
03:45Do you see any cameras here?
03:47Dude, they can hide them anywhere.
03:51Okay, there is no camera in the plant.
03:54We probably just arrived at the end of an argument and it'll all be cool.
03:58Ah, the 21 pocket cargo cords imported from Indonesia.
04:03I remember the first time I sold a pair of these.
04:07Let me find your size.
04:10Of course, you know, they still allow child labor in some parts of Indonesia.
04:15This very pair could have been made by tiny five-year-old Indonesian girl hands.
04:20Oh, but you enjoy them.
04:26Wait, what?
04:27Was it something I said?
04:28Come back.
04:36Oh, my.
04:38Be careful, dear.
04:40You want to tell me how to do my job?
04:42Go ahead.
04:43I dare you.
04:47We should talk to them and make sure they're still cool for the movie tonight.
04:50They'd better be.
04:51They got the tickets.
04:52With or without them, we're seeing Dragon Thunder tonight.
04:55Agreed.
04:55I'll talk to Nikki.
04:56Jonesy, you take Jen.
04:57And Jude can talk to Caitlin.
04:59Hey, how come I have to take the scary one?
05:01Uh, you both work in the food court?
05:03Can't argue with that logic.
05:04I got a book.
05:05I'm starting a super terrific happy sushi today.
05:08Ugh.
05:08After Caitlin's sushi puke-a-thon?
05:10How can you do it?
05:11This is what happens when you've already been fired from all the cool stores in the mall.
05:16I'm going in.
05:20Hey.
05:22Hey!
05:25Ugh, sick.
05:26You, remove now.
05:32You are afraid of the fish.
05:34No, I'm afraid of the barf.
05:36Then you must learn the way of the sushi.
05:41Okay, now I'm getting pranked.
05:43It is an ancient Japanese art built upon the samurai code.
05:48You are my pupil.
05:49I am your sensei.
05:52Hey, as long as I don't have to eat the stuff, I'm game.
05:54First, you must join our daily practice of...
05:58Hi-ya!
05:59Karashi!
06:00Uh, do you mean karate?
06:02No.
06:03Karashi!
06:04It's where karate and sushi join force to conquer ordinary North American pub fare menu.
06:10Kuni!
06:11Hey!
06:11Listen, if this is some kind of kelp thing...
06:14Karashi!
06:16Hey!
06:18First move, spawning salmon.
06:22Hey!
06:23Hmm.
06:25Crouching shrimp.
06:27Hey!
06:30Probably should have stretched first.
06:33Prezi tuna!
06:35Hey!
06:41Next time, I do hiring!
06:44Come back soon.
06:46Have a khaki day.
06:48Um, so, like, have you guys noticed the way Nikki's acting today?
06:53Oh, she's so up to something.
06:55Oh, I'm gonna miss that guy.
06:57He really understood cargoes, you know?
06:59Uh, yeah, sure, Nikki.
07:02That sweater is so adorable on you.
07:06Oh, right, that's it!
07:08What kind of sick, twisted game are you playing?
07:10I don't know, I just...
07:11I woke up this morning and thought, wouldn't it be nice if we were all friends?
07:15Maybe even, I don't know, how to sleep over?
07:18Oh, that sounds fun!
07:22Wait a minute!
07:23Stop messing with our minds!
07:26Hmm.
07:27What's up?
07:28Wyatt!
07:28Oh, it's so good to see you!
07:31Ooh!
07:32So, uh, looking forward to seeing Dragon Thunder tonight?
07:36Sure, but first, chocolate.
07:38Mmm.
07:40If I could marry this chocolate bar...
07:42Mmm, I would.
07:45Oh, well.
07:46Mmm, want a bite?
07:47Wait...
07:48Wyatt?
07:49Why does everyone keep leaving me?
07:52For the next hour, you must use only the chopsticks and not your hands to accomplish all tasks.
07:59No problem, Sensei.
08:04Yes?
08:04Just making sure these things work.
08:08What?
08:09Didn't mean to bother you before.
08:15Big finish!
08:20And the crowd goes wild!
08:23I rule!
08:25Ah!
08:29Water to walrus!
08:32Ah.
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:36Just a little lower.
08:37Oh, that's the spot.
08:41Enough hero my sensei man. Has it been an hour already?
08:49And this is for stupid email mailbox
08:52And this is for pimples. Hey Caitlin. Can't you see I'm busy? Oh
09:00Yeah, so are you psyched to see Dragon Thunder tonight or what?
09:05I don't have time to think about that dude
09:07I'm like seriously behind on my lemon squeezing and now I am running out of lemons and you don't even
09:12care
09:15Before you can cut the fish you must become the fish dude
09:20You're kind of asking a lot for a minimum wage job. Mm-hmm, okay, but don't get your hopes up
09:26Close your eyes be the fish. Well, this is dumb. Okay. Think fish
09:31fish and chips
09:33extra ketchup
09:36Okay, come on focus be the fish Jonesy be the fish I
09:42Did it I'm the fish
09:44Oh
09:44Progress at last. Maybe fish aren't so gross after all. I kind of feel sorry for them
09:50Ah, so it is so it must be now clean up that rice. Hmm. Can I take a break first
09:57see there's this movie tonight?
10:00Hiiii! Hiiii! Hiiii!
10:03You clean all the mess now too!
10:07Aw man
10:16Masterson! What are you doing in the box?
10:18Gave myself a penalty coach
10:20What for?
10:22Borrowing the merchandise
10:23What are you doing with that hot water bottle?
10:25It's for cramps
10:27Uh, B-mail cramps
10:31Uh, well, uh, right, well, uh, keep it up. Very nice. Good good. I'm off to go over there
10:38Yes, sir
10:40Ugh, this better be good
10:43Hey Jen, just wanted to make sure you're still into seeing Dragon Thunder
10:46Jonesy, I can't talk right now
10:47But you always take calls at work
10:49What?
10:50Okay, one of you needs to give me a tampon right now
10:53I don't have to do anything right now. I'm on a penalty
10:57Fine, but don't come running to me the next time Aunt Flo comes to town
11:01No one says Aunt Flo anymore
11:03Maybe I do miss know-it-all
11:05Who are you calling a know-it-all?
11:07Guys, stop fighting
11:09She started it
11:10I don't care
11:12There are much worse things going on here
11:14Like, I can't stop eating chocolate
11:16But you hate chocolate
11:18I know
11:21Wait, you're eating chocolate and you're grumpy
11:24Is it your time of the month?
11:26Mm-hmm
11:27Mine too
11:28Do you realize what this means?
11:30Our cycles have synced up
11:31No, wait!
11:33That's the first line of close friendship
11:35We should celebrate
11:37Oh, so that's why you guys were acting so weird
11:41Us?
11:42You make pit bulls look friendly
11:44I'm sorry
11:45It must be my PMS
11:47I do get a little irritable
11:49At least we know what's been bugging us
11:51Oh, let's go shopping
11:53Think we can all keep the mood swings under control?
11:56What mood swings?
11:58What are you looking at?
11:59Come back here
12:00I wanna talk to you
12:05Well, it's official
12:06Nikki's gone mental
12:07What about Caitlin?
12:09Please don't make me go back there
12:11Guys, I did not wait a year to see Dragon Thunder
12:15Just to have the girls freak out on opening day
12:18Let's just stay calm and think this through
12:20But they've got the tickets!
12:22They're always one step ahead of us
12:24Women
12:25Wait, why don't we just buy new tickets?
12:30It's so simple, it just might work
12:36Yo, Darth! The Death Star is that-a-way
12:40There's no one in the box office
12:42What?
12:43Maybe we can wait in line with the Jedi dude
12:46Actually, this line is for ticket holders only
12:49Besides, Dragon Thunder is already sold out
12:54NOOOOO!
12:55Aw, that's a shame
12:58So let me get this straight
12:59The movie's sold out and the girls are holding our tickets hostage
13:03Things could not suck any harder
13:05Okay, let's not panic people!
13:08Keep it together!
13:12Dude, paper bag
13:15We have to get our tickets!
13:18Wait, I may have a plan
13:20Meet me at Super Terrific Happy Sushi in 5
13:25Cramp muscle relaxants for me
13:28Tranquil Tide Tea for Caitlin
13:30A pound of chocolate for me
13:32And tampons for everyone
13:35Take one pill every four hours
13:37Yeah, for normal cramps maybe
13:44Okay, Caitlin, go bye
13:46But that cashier is so cute!
13:49You do it, please!
13:51No way, I can't
13:53I know him, Leon Shred's jacket incident, remember?
13:56Well, somebody better pay soon
13:58Fine, we'll settle it like adults
14:00Rock, paper, scissors
14:02Darn it!
14:03Off you go!
14:04Oh, here, bring this in
14:09Hey!
14:10Hi!
14:11Um, I just need to buy these
14:17Fancy farming?
14:19I love nature
14:20Professional auto racer
14:22I'm getting my license this year
14:25Senior health and wellness?
14:27Uh, I look young for my age
14:30Tampon?
14:31Whoa!
14:32Uh, right
14:35Okay!
14:35Okay, yes!
14:36They're tampons!
14:38I'm buying tampons!
14:39Man!
14:40Guys can be such squeamish little babies!
14:42I-I was just looking for the price tag
14:46Oh!
14:48Sorry!
14:51Hiro-san, this is Wyatt and Jude
14:53Guys, this is my sensei
14:55Wise elder, we need guidance
14:59You are having female trouble!
15:01He's good!
15:03Defend yourself by instinct alone!
15:06Ow!
15:07Block my blows and find the truth within the strike
15:11This is so cool!
15:14Hiya!
15:15Not as cool, bro!
15:17Today, you battle the dragon
15:19And her name is Caitlin
15:22Ow!
15:23Your prey is proud and fierce to defeat the enemy
15:27You must know her better than she know herself
15:32Dude, I didn't say anything
15:34Look within to find the power source of your foe
15:38Hiya!
15:42Look within!
15:43Look within!
15:44Look within!
15:45Look within!
15:51That's it!
15:52Within their bags!
15:53That's where the tickets are!
15:55Come on, guys!
15:56Alright!
15:57Oh!
15:58That's not it!
15:59Get back here!
16:00Jonesy!
16:01You're fired!
16:03Gentlemen, our enemy is smart, strong, and quite possibly insane
16:08If we want those tickets, we must be stealthy, and we must be focused
16:13Flinch once, and you're dead!
16:19Okay, starting now
16:21Flinch, and you're dead!
16:25Dude...
16:26Time for Operation Ticket Thunder!
16:30I finally know what you mean by shopping therapy!
16:33That mellow tea is so groovy!
16:37How are the cramps, Jen?
16:38So gone!
16:40I'm...
16:41...
16:41...
16:41...
16:42...
16:43...
16:43...
16:43...
16:43...
16:43...
16:44...
16:44...
16:46...
16:46how much further hmm not long you can do it this is the longest hallway in the
16:54entire world look at those cute sweaters oh it's time to get those tickets comms
17:07check sweet which one of them has the tickets could be any one of them we'll
17:13have to check all three here we go boys I have the dragon in my sights I've got
17:33hurricane in my sights like a dirty shirt warriors of the fish we storm your
17:42targets be storm just get the bags huh mission accomplished
18:01hmm so that's what this was all about what I heard some girls get moody when
18:06they get there him nice purse jude
18:24I can't believe you stole my bag chill miss piggy I only ate one of your chocolate
18:28bars oh that's it what is with you so immature guys look just give us the
18:37tickets and we'll leave you alone wait that's all you wanted yeah why didn't
18:43you just ask I gave them to jude this morning oh yeah I forgot huh
18:56last one there buys the chewy nuggets you had them all along I'm gonna kill him
19:01get back here
19:03hey
19:09oh yeah
19:10that was awesome and they left it open for a sequel not that I'll be able to buy a ticket
19:17since I'm
19:17unemployed again too bad all your new sword fighting skills will go to waste hmm not
19:23necessarily yo dart would you like me to explain the story for you I'll use small
19:30words so you'll be sure to understand silence I challenge you to a duel food court
19:3610 minutes my honor shall be avenged well then I accept
19:51Jedi knight your butt is mine you don't frighten me sushi boy
19:56yeah I know what you're thinking how did this novice get so good with a sword
20:01has he been training in secret or does the force run strong in this one no it is the way
20:09of the sushi
20:20I'll be back and that my friends is the way of the sushi
20:29you are still fire jojie
20:32you
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