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Date and Switch
Wyatt has a fear that Marlowe could break up with him after they've gotten on each other's nerves for a while. Caitlin meets a cute boy named Calum at a party and later realizes he's a nerd so she writes him a fake phone number, but she writes the number on the back of her very own Khaki Card, on which she saved shopper's card points since she was 14 years old. So Caitlin needs to find a way to search for Calum and get her Khaki card back.
Wyatt has a fear that Marlowe could break up with him after they've gotten on each other's nerves for a while. Caitlin meets a cute boy named Calum at a party and later realizes he's a nerd so she writes him a fake phone number, but she writes the number on the back of her very own Khaki Card, on which she saved shopper's card points since she was 14 years old. So Caitlin needs to find a way to search for Calum and get her Khaki card back.
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00:11So, jam session went well.
00:13Yep. I think Pete's finally gotten the hang of those riffs.
00:16Yeah. Though, did you miss that last chord progression? It sounded a little, uh, funny.
00:24Funny? Sort of like that face you sometimes make when you sing?
00:27The one that looks like you have to go to the bathroom?
00:30Hey, guys. How was rehearsal?
00:32Great.
00:34Awesome.
00:38So, okay. Cool.
00:41Hey, guys.
00:42Uh, at least someone's in a good mood.
00:45You believe in love at first sight, right?
00:48Totally. Happened to me when I saw that new turbo-powered jet ski at the boat show.
00:52Nice. Who is he?
00:53His name is Callum. I met him at Andrea's costume party last night.
00:58He was a gladiator. Tall, blonde, buff.
01:02Sounds like a total hottie.
01:04He said he dropped by today. So let me know if you see him so I can lose the lemon
01:08hat.
01:08You bet.
01:09So, dude, you listen to that CD I burned you?
01:12Nah.
01:13Yeah. Marlo and I rented a movie last night. Isn't that, like, the tenth night in a row you guys
01:17have watched a movie?
01:18I guess we're kind of in a rut.
01:20A rut? Nice thing to say in front of your girlfriend.
01:23Well, it's sort of true, isn't it?
01:25It is now.
01:30I just found a pack of gum I didn't know I had. Don't you just love it when that happens?
01:36Callum, and now this. It's like the best day ever.
01:41Gum anyone?
01:46I don't know what it is. Marlo and I are just in a weird place. I mean, I really like
01:51her, but we're driving each other nuts.
01:53You have been fighting a lot.
01:55I think we're spending too much time together.
01:57You saying you want to kick her to the curb? That's the last thing I want.
02:01A little advice. If you want to spice things up, just hook up with another chick.
02:05What?
02:06Trust me. Nothing gets a girl more hooked than if she thinks she's on the way out.
02:11Uh-uh. I'm not messing with Marlo's head.
02:13Don't knock it. Sometimes a little head messing is all it takes.
02:17We just need to not spend every second together. Hanging out, texting, talking on the phone.
02:24Hey, Marlo.
02:26Um, yeah, okay.
02:29See you there.
02:32Marlo said we need to talk.
02:34She's gonna dump me. She's gonna dump me.
02:36What are you doing?
02:37If Marlo can't find me, she can't break up with me.
02:39I'm not taking any chances.
02:41Not after Serena.
02:43He's right.
02:44If he never sees her again, they might live happily ever after.
02:49So you want to know why else today is the best day ever?
02:52You mean besides the gum?
02:54I finally filled my khaki card.
02:56Your crappy barn frequent shopper's card?
02:59You have to spend 20 bucks like 50 times.
03:01I've been racking up points on this card since I was, like, 14.
03:04But today's the day I'm finally gonna get that cute pink cami for free.
03:10You're so lucky.
03:12Yeah, lucky.
03:13You finish your card, and then you get to start all over again.
03:16I know. I can't wait.
03:19Callum!
03:25Huh?
03:26Huh?
03:27Nice digs you have here.
03:31Callum, these are my friends Jen and Nikki.
03:34Hi.
03:35Hi.
03:36So, can I have a lemon squishy?
03:40Sure.
03:41So, did Caitlyn tell you her new main man's a champion skateboarder?
03:46You're, um, a shredder?
03:48Uh-huh.
03:49The best.
03:50I play the Tony Hawk video game.
03:52A lot.
03:53My mom won't let me ride real skateboard till I'm 18.
03:56Here you go.
03:59Does this have pulp in it?
04:01Because pulp triggers my gag reflex.
04:03Hey!
04:03Sorry.
04:04Think I could get another one?
04:07Okay.
04:08Coming up.
04:09Oh, and give me your phone number while you're at it.
04:12I'm gonna need it now that we're dating and all.
04:16Sure.
04:20C-Dog scores the digits.
04:24So, how about a hug for the road?
04:29Ah!
04:30Oops.
04:31Maybe that'll be our thing.
04:33Me spilling stuff on you.
04:36See you soon, sweet cheeks.
04:41He's such a dork!
04:43He was in costume at the party.
04:45I don't get it.
04:46Why did you give him your phone number?
04:47Just because I gave him a number doesn't mean I gave him my number.
04:52I have a standard fake!
04:55Every experienced dater has one.
04:57Whenever a guy I'm not into asks for my digits, I give him the number to the gigantoplex.
05:02The gigantoplex?
05:03I figure they'll go see a movie and forget all about me.
05:05There is a certain Caitlyn logic to that.
05:08Well, I'm off to the khaki barn to cash in my frequent shopper's card.
05:11Where's my khaki card?
05:12It was right here on the counter.
05:14You mean the little piece of paper you wrote your fake number on?
05:19Oh, I gave it to Callum.
05:23It took me two years to finish that card.
05:26Take it easy, Caitlyn.
05:27You just need to go to the gigantoplex, tell him what happened, and have them put Callum in touch when
05:32he calls.
05:33Yay!
05:34Oh, you're the best, Nikki.
05:36I'm going to get my new cami after all.
05:39Well, now, don't I feel like a hero?
05:47Enemy defeated.
05:49Hero victorious.
05:50Woo-hoo!
05:51In your face, fourth graders!
05:53Hey, watch it!
05:55Wyatt, what are you doing?
05:57Avoiding Marlo.
05:58Dude, you've got a man up.
05:59You can't spend your whole life running from her.
06:02What if she dumps me?
06:03Don't let her.
06:03Like Nikki always says, a relationship is a two-way street.
06:07You've got to say, too, bro.
06:09You know what?
06:10You're right.
06:11I'm not going to let her dump me.
06:12Way to go.
06:13If I hurry, I can still make it to Cafe Car Brise to meet her.
06:17Whoa, dude!
06:18Cafe Car Brise is the breakup place in the mall.
06:21They serve tissues on the menu.
06:23It's a wonder Serena didn't take me there.
06:25It's new.
06:26Figures.
06:26Back to plan A.
06:27Hey!
06:28Where are you going?
06:29Plus-size Palooza, the oversized women's wear store.
06:31It's the last place Marlo will look for me.
06:34I would hope so.
06:40Hey, Jonesy, have you seen Wyatt?
06:42What do you mean by seen?
06:44Have I seen him at the mall?
06:45Or have I seen him naked?
06:46Because that is definitely not my thing.
06:49I need to talk to him.
06:50Do you know where he is?
06:51Depends.
06:52What do you need to talk to him about?
06:54That would be between Wyatt and I.
06:56Well, then I guess I don't know where he is.
06:59I obviously wanted Wyatt to be the one to hear this, but I think he and I need to take
07:05a break.
07:06What?
07:07Why?
07:07We've been spending too much time together.
07:09So spend less time together.
07:12It's just not working, okay?
07:13Not okay.
07:14Don't do this.
07:15For all our sakes.
07:16And I don't just mean you, Wyatt and myself.
07:19Excuse me?
07:20The last time I checked, it was just me and Wyatt in this relationship.
07:23That is exactly how the selfish-minded person thinks.
07:26It's all about me, me, me, Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt.
07:29But there's the rest of the gang to think of.
07:31That's five whole other people.
07:33Didn't you hear what happened last time?
07:35We can't afford a repeat of the Serena situation.
07:38I'm not Serena.
07:39She broke up with Wyatt in a text message.
07:42Come on.
07:43Wyatt has so many terrific qualities.
07:45He has, uh, great penmanship.
07:49And he washes his hands religiously after he pees.
07:53I know Wyatt's an awesome guy, though not necessarily for those reasons.
07:58That's why I don't want us to end up hating each other.
08:01Ah, fine.
08:02If you won't budge, at least let me break it to him.
08:06You?
08:07You can't be serious.
08:08Serious as a zit on prom night.
08:10You have no idea what we, I mean, what life was like for Wyatt after Serena dumped him.
08:16He did kind of freak out, huh?
08:18Yes.
08:19Yes, he did.
08:20Which is why you have to let me do it for you.
08:22Okay, but you've got to promise to break it to him gently.
08:25Abso-frickin-lutely.
08:27If anyone knows how to toss an old ball and chain down the crapper...
08:31Gently.
08:32It's me.
08:33Come on, he's my best friend.
08:35Okay.
08:41Hi.
08:42I'm hoping you can help me.
08:44My name is Caitlin Cook.
08:46So you're Caitlin Cook.
08:47The one guys always call for.
08:49Now I know what the fuss is about.
08:53Uh, yeah.
08:54The thing is, there's this guy, Callum.
08:57I gave him your number as my standard fake, but now I need to get in touch with him.
09:02So I was hoping that when he calls, you could give him my real number.
09:06Sure thing, sugar.
09:07You just give it to me, and I'll give it to him.
09:11That would be awesome.
09:12Thanks.
09:13Then we can share a tub of hot-buttered fun.
09:16Uh, yeah.
09:17Right.
09:22So as long as Wyatt avoids Marlo, he'll never know she wants to dump him.
09:27And we're golden.
09:28Sweet plan, huh?
09:30Okay.
09:31Let me get this straight.
09:32You told Marlo that you'd break up with Wyatt, which is insane.
09:35But you don't actually intend on doing it?
09:38Correctamundo.
09:39He doesn't know.
09:40She doesn't know.
09:41We all live happily ever after.
09:43This is ridiculous.
09:44Somebody needs to tell Wyatt.
09:46And live through the whole Serena thing again?
09:49Wyatt really was devastated.
09:52He propositioned Serena over the mall loudspeaker.
09:56And took up angst-ridden spoken poetry.
09:58We have to tell him.
10:00We just need to break it to him in a way that Wyatt will understand.
10:04Okay, do it your way.
10:06Any volunteers to dump him?
10:09That's what I figured.
10:11Fine.
10:12If nobody wants to do it, we'll draw straws.
10:16Fine.
10:17I'll do it.
10:18I'm the relationship expert.
10:21So, what did you want to talk to me about?
10:24Um, so Wyatt, have you ever been shopping and seen a really cute top that you just had to have?
10:31Uh, no.
10:32Just go with me on this.
10:34Say you love this top.
10:35You buy it, but when you get it home, it just doesn't work.
10:39You know what I'm getting at?
10:40I think so.
10:41And you're right.
10:43That top doesn't look very good on you.
10:44You should return it.
10:45What?
10:46I'd love this top.
10:48Maybe Jen will have better luck.
10:49Definitely.
10:50That top would look way better on Jen.
10:52What?
10:53How should I put this?
10:55You know, Wyatt, life is like hockey.
10:57It is?
10:58Think about it.
10:59There's a minute left in the third period.
11:01You're down six goals.
11:02Why pull the goalie and fight on?
11:04He might as well take the loss, keep your head high, and try to do better next time.
11:09Do you see where I'm going with this?
11:11Hockey can get kind of boring.
11:13It's best to leave early before the parking lot jams up.
11:18You know that boa constrictor at the pet store?
11:22Yeah?
11:23What about it?
11:24Well, every so often, it's got to shed its old scratchy skin so it can get some hot new better
11:32skin.
11:33You know what I'm saying, dude?
11:36Not really.
11:38Be the snake, bro.
11:40Be the snake.
11:44Right.
11:47I don't believe you people.
11:49What is so hard about walking up to the guy and saying, Wyatt, Marlo doesn't want to see you anymore.
11:53If you think it's so easy, go tell him yourself.
11:56He's hiding from Marlo behind the potted plant.
11:59Wyatt, I have something to tell you.
12:02Sure, Nikki.
12:02Shoot.
12:03I, um, it's just that, uh, you need to know that, uh, I love your music.
12:12Uh, thanks, Nikki.
12:14Sorry, I just spotted a better hiding place.
12:21So, did you guys tell him?
12:25Wussed out, huh?
12:26Knew it.
12:27This job calls for a pro.
12:28When Jonesy cuts someone loose, they are totally ditched, dumped, bagged, and left at the curb with a twist tie.
12:40Breakup rule number eight, according to Teen Scene magazine.
12:43Yeah, the source for fashion and relationship tips for today's hot happening teens.
12:49Never tell the person you're breaking up with, I still want to be friends.
12:53Totally.
12:53They never mean it.
12:55Tell me about it.
12:56It's like I've got enough friends.
12:58What I wanted was a boyfriend.
13:00Click.
13:01Got the picture.
13:02Can I go now?
13:03Just remember, Jonesy, when you break Wyatt's heart, be careful not to hurt him.
13:07Great.
13:08Got it.
13:08Later.
13:09So, have you heard from Callum about getting your khaki card back?
13:12I probably would have by now, but I sort of fake numbered the guy at the Gigantoplex.
13:18Why would you do that?
13:19I couldn't give that guy my real number.
13:21He was a total creep.
13:23Okay, reality check.
13:24How are you going to get your card back if this Callum dude can't get in touch with you?
13:27Actually, he can.
13:29I gave the Gigantoplex guy the number at the penalty box.
13:33What?
13:34No way.
13:35Maybe you better get over there.
13:37Callum might call.
13:38Forget it, Caitlin.
13:38I'm not your receptionist.
13:40Alrighty then.
13:41I'll just answer the call myself.
13:43Anything to get my khaki card back.
13:45Toodles.
13:45You know you'll get fired if she shows up at work instead of you.
13:48Ugh.
13:49I know.
13:55Café Cœur, please, eh?
13:57Jonesy's breaking the news to Wyatt.
14:04Why?
14:05Why are you breaking up with me?
14:08Please, give me another chance.
14:11Things are stale, huh?
14:12I'll give you stale.
14:14Why did you want to meet here?
14:16Well, the truth is, I ran into Marlo this afternoon and, hard as this is to say, things just aren't
14:24working out.
14:25With you and Marlo?
14:27Dude, with you and Marlo.
14:29What?
14:30You know it, bro.
14:31Spending all that time together, getting on each other's nerves, it's been too much.
14:36I can't believe it.
14:37I'm getting this from you?
14:38You're breaking up with me for Marlo?
14:43You're dumping him for some girl named Marlo?
14:46And switching teams?
14:48No, you don't understand.
14:49Don't make excuses for him.
14:51Marlo must be a real backstabber to come between you.
14:55You've got it all wrong.
14:56Wyatt and I were never, uh, anything.
14:59Oh, so now you're denying your entire relationship?
15:05Hey, that one had butter on it.
15:10Wait, Jonesy, give me another chance!
15:12I'm sorry, dude, it's over.
15:17So, you two are breaking up?
15:19No.
15:20Yes.
15:20Love's like war.
15:22And I've taken my share of shrapnel.
15:25You don't get it.
15:26We're not breaking up.
15:27You've got it all wrong.
15:28We're not...
15:28You're trying to break up and he won't let go.
15:32Quite frankly, son, you can do better.
15:34Hey!
15:40Penalty box!
15:41Do I carry jockstraps?
15:44Ew, no!
15:46Perv.
15:47Hey!
15:47You want to tell me exactly what's going on here, Pee-wee?
15:50Excuse me, coach.
15:53It's a text from Nicky!
15:54Jen!
15:55Jonesy did it!
15:56He broke up with Wyatt!
15:58Poor Wyatt!
16:00He must be devastated!
16:01Okay!
16:02Five-minute foul for the both of you!
16:04Sorry, coach.
16:04On a break.
16:05You can bench me as soon as I get back.
16:07And I don't work here.
16:10But somebody's got to answer the phone for me.
16:14Hey, Crusher!
16:15Has anybody ever told you how majorly cute you are?
16:19Think you could answer the phone for me for just a couple minutes?
16:26That's it!
16:27You're all in the penalty box!
16:30Okay, we got you ice cream, everything on it pizza, and lots and lots of chocolate.
16:35The official breakup recovery kit.
16:37Thanks, guys, but I'm not in the mood.
16:40Marlo and I had such a good thing going...
16:43Ooh, tasty breakup grub!
16:44Don't mind if I do.
16:46Please, give me another chance.
16:47I don't want a breakup.
16:48Wyatt, chill.
16:49This is the way it's got to be.
16:51The sooner you accept it, the sooner I get to the ice cream.
16:55Got you some weepy videos, dude.
16:57Sorry about the breakup.
16:59I heard you two made a really cute couple.
17:06It's Coach.
17:08Hello?
17:09Get back here, Masterson!
17:10Or you're my new speed bag!
17:12Just kidding.
17:14No, I'm not.
17:15I heard.
17:15I'm coming.
17:23I'll get it!
17:25No, answer the phone.
17:26Answer the phone.
17:28Ah!
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:35Hello?
17:37Okay, Callum.
17:38You're in luck.
17:39Callum will meet you at the lemon in ten.
17:41Yes!
17:43Pink Cammie, here I come.
17:50Wow, Wyatt.
17:52I had no idea how much you liked ice cream.
17:54Guess I've sort of developed a taste for it in the time since...
17:58Jonesy dumped me.
17:59I'm sorry.
18:01I wanted to do it, but Jonesy convinced me it'd be easier for you his way.
18:05And I couldn't find you anywhere.
18:08Yeah, I was sort of avoiding you.
18:10Things have just gotten sort of messed up.
18:12With the band and the mall, we've just been spending so much time together.
18:16I know.
18:17We have been getting on each other's nerves.
18:19So, are you going to say you just want to be friends?
18:22Nope.
18:23I think we're going to be the best of exes.
18:33Whoa, brah!
18:34You running into a brick wall?
18:36A brick wall and a hockey jersey.
18:40Hi, Callum!
18:41Whoa!
18:42Hey!
18:43Caitlin!
18:44Wow, you look...
18:46really different.
18:47So, um, do you have that card I gave you?
18:50The one with my phone number on it?
18:51Uh, I forgot it at home?
18:54Shoot.
18:55Well, I'd love to see you again.
18:57Can I have your number?
18:59Sure.
19:00Here you go.
19:03Later.
19:04Yay!
19:04At least I got his number.
19:07555-7832.
19:09I'll just call him and pick up my card.
19:11Um, Kate, did you say 555-7832?
19:16Yeah.
19:16Why?
19:19Call 555-7832 for complete colon cleansing?
19:25I got fake numbered?
19:27Me?
19:28Uh, have you looked in a mirror lately?
19:32I'm never going to get my khaki card back!
19:34Come on.
19:35Let's go get you started on a new crappy card.
19:38Yep.
19:38I think it's time for a little retail therapy.
19:41And if that doesn't work, you can always try the colon cleansing.
19:52So, how are you doing?
19:54Breaking up stinks.
19:55You know, for the record, I did beg Marlo not to dump you.
19:59But Marlo and I talked and agreed this is for the best.
20:02Which is exactly what I told her.
20:04If there's one thing I've learned from Serena, it's that there's life after breaking up.
20:08Right you are, bro.
20:09There's plenty of hot chicks out there, including those two right over there.
20:14Hello, ladies.
20:17Ow!
20:20Hey, Wyatt.
20:22Hey, what's up?
20:23I think he's going to be okay.
20:25Though I can't say the same for my gut.
20:28I think your stomach will be just fine.
20:30Though I wish I could say the same for your big mouth.
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