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00:00Ah, ce qu'il y a d'autres ?
00:01J'ai vu « Dirty Dancing » 10 fois.
00:03J'ai vu mon cœur chaque fois, vous savez ?
00:05Oh ! Andy !
00:07Swayze sure can dance dirty.
00:09Don't you have any sunblock ?
00:11No, Walter Jay's been hoarding it.
00:12Si tu veux pas avoir une partie de mon corps,
00:14tu veux pas avoir des yeux.
00:15Ils sont comme deux fleurs de l'œil dans mon corps.
00:18Last week, Andy set sail pour les Bahamas
00:20pour vendre sa famille.
00:22Et il s'est pris sa brother, mais pas moi.
00:24Je suis un peu triste à l'heure,
00:26mais je me souviens à l'heure,
00:26mais je me souviens de Bob Marley.
00:28Je me souviens.
00:29No, woman.
00:30No cry.
00:32Check this out.
00:34Keeps my hair out of my stare.
00:36Also helps me combat the glare bear.
00:38That's what I call the sun now.
00:39Andy, it's Daryl.
00:40Take your drawers off your head.
00:42What else can I show you ?
00:43Oh, damn it !
00:46So...
00:46Oh, Andy, was that your drinking water ?
00:49Yeah, it was.
00:49That's okay, though.
00:50I got this cool, uh, desalinator device.
00:54It sucks up seawater through this hose
00:57and pumps out fresh water.
00:58See ?
00:59Check it out.
01:01Ow !
01:02Oh !
01:02Oh !
01:03Ah !
01:04That's not good.
01:06I better sign off.
01:07I hate to get going.
01:08I mean, these Skype sessions are, like,
01:10the only thing to keep me sane out here, you know ?
01:17He's been sailing for two days.
01:20I'll leave you with this.
01:21The image of a man and his boat.
01:24Burn this into your brains.
01:26Yeah.
01:27No, no.
01:28No, no !
01:30Oh !
01:31Andy ?
01:32Andy ?
01:33Andy ?
01:35Andy ?
01:36Andy ?
01:49Dwight Schrute ?
01:53Well, hi there, David Wallace.
01:55Why would you ever call me when the manager is out of town ?
01:58Well, I have some very exciting news.
02:00And you didn't call Jim.
02:02That seems significant.
02:03Hey, David.
02:03Jim, good.
02:04You should hear this, too.
02:05Uh, no, he shouldn't.
02:06What ?
02:07Go ahead, David.
02:08Nothing.
02:09Uh, okay, David, I want to take you off speaker.
02:11But I don't know where I'd put you.
02:14Guys, listen, this is big news.
02:16The Scranton White Pages just got in contact with my office.
02:19They have apparently dropped their supplier for the last ten years.
02:23The White Pages.
02:25The White Pages.
02:26Do you want it ?
02:26No.
02:27Do you use it ?
02:28No.
02:28Does it inexplicably show up on your doorstep three times a year ?
02:31Yes, yes, and yes.
02:33There is a reason we in the paper industry call this thing the White Whale.
02:39Look at all that sweet blubber.
02:43Look, we need our top salesman running point on this, and Dwight, that is you.
02:47I'm gonna need to put you on hold for a second.
02:52Ha!
02:53Yeah!
02:54Woo!
02:55Eat it, Jim!
02:56Eat it, Phyllis!
02:57Eat!
02:59Where's Stanley?
03:00He's in the bathroom.
03:00Will you run into the bathroom and tell him to eat it?
03:03Of course.
03:05Yeah!
03:05Okay.
03:07Hey, David.
03:08I'm back.
03:08Eat it, Stanley!
03:10So, uh, last I remember, Tom Peterman was in charge of that account?
03:14No, my assistant spoke to the receptionist over there.
03:16Someone knew, but she didn't catch your name.
03:19Her name?
03:19Yeah.
03:20No, hey, Dwight should...
03:21Psst!
03:22Ha!
03:22Thanks, David.
03:23Thank you so much for calling me today.
03:25Good luck!
03:25Good luck!
03:26To you.
03:26Dwight, you can't go.
03:28You have a problem with women.
03:29You can't sell to them.
03:30That is a damnable lie.
03:31I love women.
03:32Gina Rogers at Apex Technology said you'd call her Gina for your entire meeting.
03:38Ew.
03:40That's not good.
03:41Yeah, she said she corrected him five times.
03:44Gina said that?
03:46Guys, we can't let Dwight blow this.
03:48An account this size could double our gross.
03:50That means raises, bonuses.
03:53Pizza Friday could come back.
03:55Hey, remember that week in the 90s when we got bagels?
03:57I miss Clinton.
03:59Can you go instead?
04:00Yeah.
04:01I have the thing.
04:03I have this conference call today with this company in Philly that I'm helping start.
04:06Uh, first board meeting.
04:09Also the first time I've ever been excited about work.
04:11So, that feels...wrong.
04:17Okay, calm down.
04:18Just me, not Tom Selleck.
04:22Nice!
04:23Toby got us all to participate in Movember.
04:26It's a charity for prostate cancer.
04:28You pledge money and then you grow a mustache for the month of November.
04:32So, this is how we look now.
04:33I hope you like being turned on all the time.
04:37Damn!
04:39Just keeps on coming, huh?
04:40They have very fertile hair glands.
04:43I am so glad I got all of the dudes to do Movember.
04:47We have the dopest time back in the annex.
04:50God!
04:51We even go to lunch, pick up babes.
04:54Smile if you love men's prostates.
05:00Hi.
05:01Hi.
05:03Hi.
05:03Spring cleaning?
05:04The senator is having an affair.
05:09This doesn't...
05:10I'm sorry.
05:12What?
05:13I think the senator is having an affair.
05:16I literally have nightmares in which what just happened happens.
05:21I wake up in a sweat.
05:23And then I make Angela's husband spoon me back to bed.
05:28When he comes home in the morning, he has this secret little smile.
05:32Why?
05:33Sure, that's nothing.
05:35He's always at the yoga studio.
05:37He never misses the noon class.
05:40Hot yoga with Blake.
05:42Angela, Blake's also a guy's name, so he may be spending his afternoons with a guy named Blake.
05:47So nothing to worry about.
05:51Huh.
05:53Blake.
05:54Who is Blake?
05:55I don't know.
05:56I just never heard about the senator and yoga.
05:59Right.
06:00From you.
06:01I'm sure it's probably nothing.
06:03But what's with the yoga already?
06:05Right.
06:05And Blake.
06:06Alright, Angela, calm down.
06:08We need to go and check this out.
06:10What?
06:10Angela, I'll go with you.
06:13So, uh, show us how you'd normally sell to a female client.
06:17Okay.
06:18With pleasure.
06:19Time to learn a few new tricks, old dog.
06:21You got this, Shroot.
06:22Okay.
06:23You've just walked into her office, and begin.
06:27Hello.
06:28Hello.
06:28May I please speak to your boss?
06:30No, she is the boss.
06:31I am?
06:32Yes.
06:35Hi, I'm Mr. Hannon.
06:36How can I help you?
06:37Okay.
06:37This isn't working for me, because no one would ever believe that she would be a boss.
06:41He's absolutely right.
06:42I'm really struggling here.
06:44Oh, I'll be the buyer.
06:46Okay.
06:48Hello, Mr. Shroot.
06:49Nice to see you.
06:50Please have a seat.
06:51I never sit down during sales meetings.
06:53I want to appear aggressive and imposing.
06:55I am going to sell to you in 12 minutes.
06:58No, actually, she'd like to take her time discussing her needs.
07:01I will tell her what her needs are, and then fill them.
07:04This is going to work out best for you, if you just relax and do nothing.
07:09And once I'm finished, it's over.
07:13Okay, let's stop here.
07:14Anyone have any thoughts?
07:16I thought it went great.
07:17I have written down a few questions.
07:19One, have you ever killed a woman?
07:22How many women have you killed?
07:24Please, sir, will you not kill me?
07:28Okay, well, let's get started.
07:29Okay, cool.
07:30We all on?
07:31Well, you're the only one on.
07:33We're all here.
07:35Right.
07:36Okay, over the next three months.
07:38That's the winter season.
07:40Three months.
07:42I had some ideas, actually.
07:45Are you at your office right now?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Trust me.
07:48I'd rather be with you guys.
07:50Okay.
07:51Yeah, it's sounding kind of spooky sexy over here, Halpert.
07:54Oh.
07:56Sorry, I was saying that you should probably just call him.
07:59I think there's been a mistake.
08:01We're trying to reach Jim Halpert, not Batman.
08:03Yeah.
08:06Um, you know what?
08:07I should have just had you call me on my cell.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Three months.
08:12Okay, when you're selling to women, it is crucial that you listen, Dwight.
08:17Also, you want to respect their...
08:21Are you listening now?
08:22Yes.
08:24Okay, well, you have to show us.
08:26That's impossible.
08:27Listening happens in the ear and in the brain.
08:29I mean, some organisms have external hairs that vibrate to indicate auditory stimulation,
08:33but unfortunately, our external hairs don't vibrate at all.
08:37Uh-huh.
08:38Uh-huh.
08:39What are you doing?
08:41A little smile and a nod shows that I hear you.
08:45Got it?
08:46Kind of.
08:47Nellie, why don't you tell Dwight what we were doing earlier today,
08:50and Dwight, you show us that you're listening.
08:52Well, we were in the warehouse where we were discussing the mural that I've commissioned Pam to paint there.
08:57We were talking about the color schemes and the major themes we want to hit.
09:01Children of the world coming together, cutting down trees to make paper, but not in a child labor-y way.
09:09It's just up and down.
09:11Just a regular nod.
09:12Like a person.
09:12I am a person.
09:13Yes.
09:14Of course.
09:15You're a person.
09:15Yeah.
09:15We can do this.
09:16All right?
09:17And then we thought we...
09:19I can't.
09:20I just...
09:20I can't carry on with that face.
09:21Look at it.
09:21I'm gonna get nightmares with that face.
09:23I mean, he looks like he's laboring over a stool having just eaten human flesh.
09:28It's a bit extreme.
09:29No, I'm sorry.
09:30I'm sorry, but that is true.
09:31He's screwed.
09:31The meeting's in less than an hour.
09:33Oh, all right.
09:33God, Dwight.
09:34Ugh.
09:34Just ignore every instinct you have.
09:36It's all garbage, okay?
09:38You're the woman.
09:40I'm the salesman.
09:41Watch what I do and try to learn.
09:43Okay.
09:44I'm the woman.
09:45I'm a woman.
09:46Good?
09:46Uh-huh.
09:48Miss Thomas, so good to see you.
09:50Hello.
09:51Oh, are those your kids?
09:52They're so cute.
09:53They could be models.
09:54Thank you.
09:55I'm so proud of them.
09:56I carried each one of them for nine months inside of my torso and then pushed them out of
10:02my vagina.
10:02Boo!
10:04Weird.
10:04Okay, uh, this is a lost cause.
10:07He's hopeless.
10:08Ten years ago, I didn't care if Dwight got married or died a beet-farming bachelor.
10:13But having kids makes you so soft.
10:16I used to watch Pulp Fiction and laugh, and now I'm like, that poor Kemp is somebody's
10:20child.
10:22You know, I think there could be a lot of benefits if you could learn to get along with women.
10:27I have no problem with women.
10:28These business women and their power suits and their shoulder pads.
10:33Don't lie about your shoulders.
10:35Dwight, listen to me.
10:37Business women are just normal, nice, reasonable people.
10:41Who's a nice, reasonable person in your experience?
10:45I had a barber once who used to comb my hair gently.
10:49Okay.
10:50So, when you're selling to this woman, just imagine she's that nice, reasonable barber.
10:55Okay.
10:56I can do that.
10:57Good.
10:57Baby steps.
10:58He used to fight dogs.
11:02Like, he used to make dogs fight, or he actually fought dogs?
11:06Little of this, little of that.
11:11Which one is the instructor?
11:13They're all fatties.
11:15Angela!
11:16Angela!
11:16Where?
11:18Oh, my God.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:20Oh, so wait.
11:21Blake is a her.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:26She's so stunningly tiny.
11:28She's like a petite double zero.
11:30For sure.
11:31For sure.
11:32Holy cow.
11:33Look at what they're doing.
11:35She's repositioning his hips for downward facing dog.
11:38I've heard of this.
11:40Dog style.
11:42Oh, wait.
11:43Oh, look, Oscar.
11:45Thumbelina has a boyfriend.
11:47And he has a ponytail.
11:48Ew.
11:48I'd like to see that run for office.
11:51Oscar, you were right.
11:53I had nothing to be worried about.
11:55Thank you.
11:56Let's go.
11:56Let's go.
11:57Hold on.
11:58Hold on.
11:58Hold on.
11:58Just, sorry.
12:01Look.
12:03Sure.
12:04Oh.
12:05Cool.
12:05This is fun.
12:07Ew.
12:07You know?
12:09This is fun.
12:11What I was saying is the genius of Air Jordan was not in the mark of saturation.
12:17It was what?
12:18Sorry.
12:19Jim, we're having a lot of trouble hearing you.
12:21The, the, what I was saying is the real genius was in the...
12:25Hey!
12:26Are those skateboarders back?
12:27Jim?
12:28Jim, are you there?
12:29Well, where are they?
12:30It was, uh...
12:30Little punks?
12:31It was in the authentic design.
12:33Right?
12:33So, I mean, it really felt like Michael Jordan was wearing these shoes.
12:36Who's messing with my van?
12:37Nobody.
12:38Jordan wore them for nobody?
12:39No, no, no, no.
12:40We're not bound, you helper.
12:42This ends now!
12:45Have a seat.
12:47Um, she will be right in.
12:48Oh, great.
12:49Oh, I'm sorry.
12:50Do you mind telling me her name?
12:51I realize we don't have it.
12:54Uh, she'll be right in.
12:56Okay, great.
12:57Sure.
12:57Okay.
12:59Just a little off the top, and then a nice combing.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Just comb it.
13:14Oh, my God.
13:17It's Jan.
13:20Oh, dear God in heaven.
13:25Jan used to be one of my superiors, and she is one of the most erratic and terrifying people I
13:30have ever met.
13:34You son of a bitch.
13:35You're firing me?
13:36Where the hell do you get off?
13:38Jim and I are pretty sure she had an affair with her ex-assistant, Hunter.
13:41He was 17.
13:42But she looks great.
13:45If she asks, we'd tell her I said that.
13:48Forget everything we taught you.
13:53Hey, Jan!
13:54It's so great to see you!
13:56Where's Wallace?
13:57What?
13:58I was under the impression David Wallace would be coming.
14:00He bought back Dunder Mifflin, correct?
14:01Hey!
14:04Your daughter could be a bubble bath model.
14:06I could just bite her head off.
14:10Sorry.
14:11Um, David is in Vermont.
14:14Did you speak with him?
14:15He sent Dwight instead.
14:16Molly!
14:18David Wallace is in Vermont.
14:21Oh, my God.
14:22Um, I talked to his assistant, and I guess it did get a little confusing, because you said not to
14:26tell anyone your name.
14:27And then, also, these Bluetooths are very hard to hear with.
14:30I know you love the way they look, but Tom never had us use them, so...
14:34I am not Tom.
14:36I am Jan.
14:37I'm so sorry, Jan.
14:42But, anyway, I thought it would be fun to have a little chat with, uh, David Wallace after all these
14:50years.
14:51Oh, well.
14:56What are you doing?
14:57Listening.
14:58Stop.
14:59Sorry.
14:59Stop that.
15:00Okay.
15:02So, this was all just a trick?
15:04You don't really have any business to give?
15:07No, I...
15:07I do.
15:08But not to us.
15:10Insightful, ma'am.
15:12You did good, Dwight.
15:14It's okay.
15:15Seriously, Jan's not normal.
15:16Let's just go.
15:17She's not gonna sell to us.
15:19Yes, she is.
15:21Now, I may not have any instincts with women, but I have an instinct for sales.
15:25You keep her occupied.
15:27I'll be right back.
15:28What?
15:29Ma'am.
15:30Yeah, I'm a very busy woman, so...
15:32Yeah, um, do you have any other pictures of Astrid?
15:36Fine.
15:37I will show you one slideshow.
15:42Aaron, did this call come?
15:42Uh!
15:44Sorry.
15:45I just, I saw your face.
15:46Oh.
15:47I'm sorry.
15:48It's for the faint.
15:49I know.
15:49That's great.
15:50It just, it makes it look like there's an eyebrow in the middle of your face.
15:54Wow.
15:55A handsome eyebrow, but, um, makes your mouth look like an eye socket.
15:59Which isn't bad.
16:00Uh-huh.
16:00But, um, you look like a Cyclops whose eye fell out.
16:06Which is great.
16:08It's such a great cause.
16:10Yep.
16:17Mommy, you're a princess.
16:21Mommy, you're a superstar.
16:25Mommy, you're the greatest.
16:27And how could I ever fail your shoes?
16:36Wow.
16:37Your voice is as lovely as ever.
16:40Aw.
16:41And it is so cute how she signs her name.
16:44Oh, that, that was, that was me too.
16:46Oh.
16:47Okay.
16:47It's just, that's how Cece does it with the backwards E's.
16:50Cece can't spell her name.
16:52Oh, actually, she can.
16:53No, it's not really much of a comparison, is it?
16:55I mean, Cece is two letters and Astrid is, I mean, there's even some adults who, who, who can't spell
17:01it.
17:01Of course.
17:02Can you spell it?
17:04Try to spell it, Pam.
17:06Um, A, X.
17:10I don't, I hate this.
17:11You're better.
17:12Okay.
17:13We should go now.
17:14Let's go.
17:14Let's go.
17:15Just wait.
17:16Just a minute.
17:17Just watch.
17:24Wait, why are you, oh.
17:26Are you getting your jollies right now?
17:28Kinking off the show?
17:30Jollies are all on fire?
17:32Please.
17:33It's Robert who's enjoying it.
17:35What?
17:36This could be the affair that you're scared of.
17:38Politicians are wonderful liars.
17:39You never know who they really are.
17:45But, uh, he's probably not gay.
17:47He's straight.
17:49He's straight, so.
17:55Excuse me, can I get some more water?
17:57No.
17:59Jan.
18:00You thought I had no more cards left to play.
18:02Well, I've got one.
18:03Man boy!
18:05The Ace of Babes.
18:07Oh, my God.
18:08Who's the Quiznos?
18:10You're the Quiznos.
18:13Jan, may I introduce to you your own personal Dunder Mifflin liaison,
18:18devoted to servicing this account with total client satisfaction.
18:22I sense that Molly wasn't quite meeting your needs.
18:27Nothing like, uh, your old assistant.
18:32Hunter, was that his name?
18:35Uh, you do not have to do this.
18:38Do what?
18:38Get the sales?
18:39That's what I want.
18:41He's been growing that mustache for weeks.
18:44The best he can do.
18:46I'm so young.
18:50Will you, uh, you, can you turn around for me, please?
18:57Dwight, you can go.
18:58I will call you in a week or so and let you know whether I want your business.
19:02Thank you.
19:02Very good.
19:03Shh.
19:06Do you have a valid passport?
19:13Jim Halpert.
19:13Jim Halpert.
19:13Hey, it's Colin.
19:15Hey, man.
19:15I am so sorry about that.
19:18Uh, no.
19:18Don't worry about it.
19:20It's just, it's not totally working.
19:22Yeah, no, I know this whole telecommuting thing.
19:25It's not ideal, but don't worry, I'll figure it out.
19:28Yeah, so it's not, just not ideal.
19:30I mean, like, with you there, I don't know how we're gonna do this.
19:37Uh, what does, what does that mean?
19:40Oscar, what is happening here?
19:42Why would you say you think the senator might be gay?
19:44I don't know.
19:45Angela, I'm dehydrated.
19:47Maybe you heard me wrong.
19:49We should just go.
19:51Look, look, look.
19:51Here he comes here.
19:52He's coming.
19:57What is he doing?
19:58He's making a phone call.
20:15Oh, hey, Molly.
20:16Um, you should just quit.
20:19Yeah.
20:19Yeah, thanks.
20:21Oh, and, uh, Molly, I know it can't be easy working for Jan.
20:26Good luck with your feelings.
20:31Dwight, that was really nice.
20:34You should ask for her number.
20:36Oh, I got her number.
20:39415 YCL.
20:40That's a license number?
20:42That's all you need.
20:43And when I have curried favor with her, I will let you know.
20:47Oh, why me?
20:49Because you are my friend.
20:51And you are a woman.
20:53And women love gossip.
20:56It's like air to you people.
20:57Ugh, God.
20:59Bleah!
20:59Bleah!
21:10And like and sing...
21:12Jay.
21:12I love away but...
21:18I love that.
21:20Babe,
21:27You love that.
21:27But I know and see.
21:28You love to show you in a voice band.ının
21:28catalog?
21:33– Sous-titrage FR –
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