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00:01Tonight, on the news...
00:03Bo and Luke are back in hazard.
00:05Welcome home, fellas.
00:06I'd sooner welcome the fling!
00:24Alright!
00:25We'll hope we're good.
00:34Just a good old boy
00:38Never meaning no harm
00:42Beats all you've never saw
00:43Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born
00:48Straightening the curves
00:52Flatening the hills
00:56Someday the mountain might get them, but the law never will
01:01Makein' their way
01:04The only way they know how
01:08That's just a little bit more than the law will allow
01:13Just a good old boy
01:17Wouldn't change if they could
01:21Fightin' the system like a true modern-day Robin Hood
01:26Yee-haw-ha!
01:37Uh, this is Hazard.
01:39But that ain't General Lee.
01:41It sure acts like it, though, don't it?
01:43Frankly, I didn't know anybody in Hazard could drive like that except the Dukes.
01:46And it can't be them because the Dukes were at the boar's nest.
01:50As are all other male corpuckles in Hazard.
01:56That's a tri-county beauty contest, which would stiffen the spine of any red-blooded American boar, except Cooter, because
02:02he ain't here.
02:03You see, he's supposed to be a judge.
02:05And for Cooter to miss this, well, y'all know something is wrong.
02:11Well, while the judges are busy scoring points, Coy and Vance are trying to pick out the best cook.
02:16And anybody who believes that will buy a Tennessee beach property.
02:21Coorzenus has only got eyes for Daisy, who, as last year's queen, gets to crown the winner.
02:26Very nice.
02:27What about the letter?
02:28Not now, put that thing away.
02:29Not now, put that thing away.
02:29Not at the time.
02:32Are you sure it's through here?
02:34Give me that.
02:35All right, come on now.
02:36We gotta have the winner.
02:38Now, that's a two and a...
02:40Oh, wait a minute here.
02:42We got ourselves a tie.
02:44Oh, tie.
02:45All right, well, we're gonna have more than one winner, folks.
02:49Listen, everybody, would you just touch up so I can hear myself talk?
03:00All right, now, listen.
03:01Since we got ourselves a tie here, it looks like we're gonna have to give our crew to get prizes.
03:06Anyhow, I'm very pleased to announce that the winners are...
03:12Bow and Luke 2!
03:16Bow and Luke 2!
03:17Bow and Luke 2!
03:18Bow and Luke 2!
03:19Bow and Luke 2!
03:19Hey, how you doing?
03:21How you doing?
03:21Good to see you.
03:22Well, Bo's slowing down his old age.
03:24I thought y'all want to get a better look at the love vision.
03:26Oh, what a horrendous surprise!
03:28Hey!
03:29Hey!
03:31Hey!
03:32Hey!
03:32Hey, Daisy!
03:32Hey, Daisy!
03:32Hey, Daisy!
03:37Hey, Daisy!
03:43Hey, Uncle Jesse!
03:44We're home for good.
03:45Why?
03:45What happened?
03:46You in trouble?
03:47No, shoot.
03:48There ain't no trouble.
03:49Listen, we'll talk about it later over dinner, all right?
03:51All right, now, I'll tell you what.
03:52You fellas stay here and have a beer, Daisy and me will go home and fix a big welcome home.
03:56All right, you do it.
03:57Wait!
03:57I want to say something.
03:59I'm just so thrilled I got my whole family back together again.
04:04Bo and Luke Duke back and has it for good.
04:07Well, you know the bad news, bad news is the fact that Bo and Luke Duke, they're not, they're not
04:11going to cut into the idea of you foreclosing on Cooter's Garage and then tearing it down just to put
04:16in your shopping center.
04:18You mean the beautiful shopping center like this, don't you?
04:22That's a doozy.
04:23Well, I'll tell you something.
04:24I like the idea of them boys not liking it.
04:27Oh.
04:27Because there ain't nothing they can do about it.
04:31But wait till Daisy sees that you put a boss burger restaurant in the place of Cooter's Garage.
04:35Yeah.
04:36Well, Daisy ain't going to have a chance to see it.
04:38On the corner, the first thing you're going to do is hide this here model and be careful of them
04:42little trees when you do it.
04:44Wait, wait, just a p-pick a minute here.
04:45What do you mean hide this thing with them trees?
04:48Where am I going to find a space empty enough to put that thing?
04:51Well, try the inside of your head.
04:53Oh.
04:54That's the emptiest place in town.
04:55Yeah, wait.
04:56Listen.
04:59Flash, get away from the trees.
05:03Isn't that great?
05:04Hey!
05:05Oh, God!
05:06No, it ain't Christmas.
05:07But it sure felt like it with Bo and Luke back home.
05:10Look at this!
05:11Well, shoot, what's the matter, Uncle Jesse?
05:12Don't you like what we got for you?
05:14Oh, sure.
05:14I love it.
05:15Look at that.
05:15I think it's just great.
05:17What is it?
05:18It's a food processor.
05:20It'll help you in the kitchen.
05:21Oh!
05:22Oh, sure.
05:24Sure, that's lovely.
05:26Look at there.
05:27That goes right on there.
05:29All right, now, Luke.
05:31Why don't you and Bo tell us what it is you're keeping from us?
05:35Well, what do you mean by that?
05:36Well, now, seriously, since you've been home, you've been talking about everything but
05:40what brought you home.
05:43Go ahead and show them the letter, Coy.
05:45It's my Aunt Bessie.
05:46Uncle Albert.
05:47He's in the hospital and it looks like he'll be there a while.
05:49Yeah, and what with two kids to raise and nobody to help with the farm chores.
05:54We thought it'd be a good idea if we went up there and helped her out a little bit.
05:57Yeah, so Coy and Vance gave Luke and me a call and...
06:01Well, shoot, we figured we'd come on by this way anyway, so we'd, uh...
06:05just sort of fit in with our plans.
06:06I'm sure Aunt Bessie needs the help, but...
06:10Gee whiz, you fellas didn't get to do anything you set out to do.
06:14We got one more surprise for you.
06:16Go get it.
06:18Wait a second.
06:20Hold on just a second.
06:21Can you wait to see this?
06:23There she is!
06:24There she is!
06:28NASCAR Mobile Cup!
06:30Your guns are incredible, didn't it? My goodness!
06:32First place!
06:32Ain't that great? Bo and Luke Duke.
06:34Ha-ha!
06:35Yeah, we wanted up Mobile just last weekend, and, uh...
06:37Shoot, it's a grand prize, Uncle Jesse.
06:39We beat some of the best NASCAR drivers in the country.
06:41And then we were celebrating, and after that, Luke and me kinda got to thinking that...
06:45Then we started talking about old times back here in Hazard.
06:48You know, the boar's nest, and you and Daisy, and...
06:51Well, we...
06:53Kinda came to the point where...
06:55Figured we just loved y'all too much to stay away, so we...
07:00Figured we'd come on home.
07:01Hazard just sorta seemed the place to be.
07:07Uncle Jesse?
07:08Ain't you gonna say somethin'?
07:10Yeah.
07:11I say we better get at that crawdad bisque, or it's gonna get colder than...
07:16J.D.'s heart.
07:17I second that.
07:18Let's do it.
07:19Come on, come on.
07:22All right, it's good to see you.
07:23Good to see you.
07:26All right.
07:27First place at Mobile.
07:29You know what I need?
07:30Old Cooter looks a mite peaky, don't he?
07:32Well, he's workin' two jobs, day and night, to pay off the balloon mortgage payments to Boss.
07:37Which are blown up twenty times normal.
07:39Which is normal for Boss.
07:45Brings you out the crack of dawn, Boss.
07:47I'll tell you what brings him out.
07:48He knows you're an early bird, and him being a worm, he plans on catchin' ya.
07:52What?
07:53Roscoe, would you...
07:54I think I said that backwards.
07:55Well, of course you did.
07:56You've always been backwards.
07:57Well, I...
07:58Look, I'll tell you why I'm here, Cooter.
08:00It's because that repair work you done on the hood of Roscoe's patrol car last week done broke down.
08:05Yeah, it wasn't worth a doodling.
08:07Would you mind?
08:08And, listen, I ain't payin' for no re-repairin' work.
08:12That's for sure.
08:13And, speaking of payin', you know that that balloon payment on your mortgage comes due next week.
08:20Yeah.
08:20And since you ain't been able to get yourself no loan from no bank in this here state, including mine,
08:25I know you won't mind if I just look around to see where I can start my destruct work.
08:30Boss up!
08:31Now, you listen to me.
08:32It ain't next week yet.
08:33So I want you off of my property.
08:37Roscoe, you can come back and pick up this car in about an hour.
08:40But you come back here by yourself.
08:42Yeah, well...
08:43Well, did you...
08:44Well, did you...
08:45There's no way for Cooter to talk to you after all the things you ain't never done for him.
08:50Yeah.
08:50You know, I hate an ingrate that ain't grateful for the things he ain't never had.
08:54What?
08:57Hey, you guys, when you get back to town, you gotta stop by the boar's nest.
09:02You got a chance to talk.
09:05Hey, listen, we really want to thank you for bringing over the car we came in.
09:07Don't mess it.
09:08Uncle Jesse, we can't thank you enough for all the kindness you and Daisy showed us while we stayed here.
09:12Oh, don't thank me.
09:14Just, uh...
09:15Tell you what you do.
09:16You just write regular.
09:17That'll be thanks.
09:18And...
09:19Now, drive careful on the road and stop and eat once in a while on the road.
09:23Give Aunt Bessie our regards and...
09:28Uh...
09:30Sure gonna miss you.
09:31Oh, I see too.
09:32Take care of yourself.
09:35Well...
09:35It looks like I got some speck in my aisle.
09:41Uh...
09:42Listen, I made y'all a snack for the road.
09:45I sure love you.
09:46Love you.
09:47Love you too.
09:48I'm gonna miss you.
09:49I'm gonna miss you so much.
09:51Take care of these guys, will you?
09:52Yeah.
09:52Yeah.
09:53I better take care of that speck in Uncle Jesse's eye too.
09:56Right then.
09:57I'll take care of him.
09:57Bye-bye.
09:58Bye.
09:59Bye-bye.
10:01Well, uh...
10:02Here you go.
10:02Take your sandwich.
10:05Sure looks like y'all took good care of the General Lee.
10:07The General took good care of us.
10:09Yeah.
10:09One thing.
10:10Cooter fixed a radiator last week and we ain't had time to test it.
10:15Well...
10:15You take care of that.
10:16Y'all take care of yourselves.
10:17We love you, Will.
10:18Hi there, partner.
10:19Keys of General Lee.
10:21Hey, this is kind of like changing to the guard at Buckingham Palace.
10:24Here you go.
10:25Here you go, buddy.
10:26All right.
10:26You take care of yourselves.
10:28You're in trouble.
10:29Thanks for holding down the fort, all right?
10:30Keep it between the ditches, all right?
10:32Well, wait a minute.
10:34All right, buddy.
10:35All right.
10:36I'll see you.
10:37Vance, the door's open.
10:40You're kind of in practice, no?
10:41Yeah.
10:43Don't be strange.
10:44You too.
10:44All right, you come here.
10:46If I was going to chase you up, all right, well, you stop by and say hey, all right?
10:49You got it.
10:49All right.
10:51Yeehaw!
10:53Right up here.
11:05Yeah, I understand you cuz.
11:07I never thought I could miss anything as much as Hazard.
11:09Yeah, I know what you mean.
11:11The tree's a little taller, the soil's a little redder.
11:14Just something real special about it, you know?
11:21You hear that?
11:22I sure do.
11:23Now I know we're back.
11:25So, Ennis on our tail?
11:27Welcome back, though.
11:28Kelly?
11:29May as well.
11:30Bye, Ennis!
11:31Woo-hoo!
11:32Shoot the radiator blue.
11:34Didn't Koi say Cooter fix that?
11:36I thought so.
11:37Pull it over there.
11:46How you doing, Ennis?
11:47Hi, Ennis.
11:48How you doing, Ennis?
11:51Hi, Ennis.
11:52How you doing, Ennis?
12:07We're gonna cut that hole in the radiator and fill her up with some spring water.
12:10Yeah.
12:10Back off.
12:13Uncle Jesse, I am so glad, Bowden.
12:16Look at you.
12:17You know, I think being on the road has matured them some.
12:20Used to be they'd just go tear it off into Hazard like every night was New Year's Eve.
12:24Now I bet they're just kind of moseying in like little kittens on padded paws.
12:30Hey, come on out and welcome back to Hazard.
12:32Two of Hazard's finest citizens.
12:34Oh, it must be a parade.
12:35Oh, I love a parade.
12:36But you look at that.
12:38There's Ennis in a patrol car.
12:39There's kindly property.
12:40Yeah.
12:41And he's parading them dukes around the square like they was, well, conquering heroes or
12:45something.
12:46Oh, Luke Duke.
12:47Hey, Tommy, come on out.
12:48Hey, yo.
12:49Hey, Augusta.
12:50Bunny.
12:51Hey, yo.
12:52Come on out.
12:56Hey, let's hear it.
13:02Hey, let's hear it.
13:04Hey, let's hear it.
13:04Hey, let's hear it.
13:08Come on.
13:08Oh, listen.
13:09We don't have to listen to that noise.
13:10We'll just shut this room.
13:11Hey, let's hear it.
13:13That's my favorite sentence.
13:14My list.
13:19Say, Luke.
13:21What is that ugly looking thing sticking out from underneath that hood?
13:24Well, I'll be danged if it ain't a cooter davenport.
13:26It ain't cooter ugly.
13:27Who are you calling ugly?
13:29Yeah, that's a fool.
13:30Good to see you.
13:31Good to see you.
13:31Hey, man.
13:32I got the car from Talladega.
13:33You did?
13:34Oh, yes.
13:35Who taught him to print big letters?
13:36He did.
13:37Well, I did that all right.
13:38How'd you like the front of that thing, huh?
13:39Mm-hmm.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Hey, I heard y'all done real good on the big track.
13:43Yes, sir.
13:43Well, he did all right on the big track, but he saved his fancy moves for off track.
13:47Hey, as a matter of fact, you come out of the house for dinner tonight, I'll tell you all about
13:50it, huh?
13:50Oh, man.
13:51I wish I could, but, you know.
13:53Well, sure, we got the crawdad biscuit and the peach pie.
13:56And you know that I can never resist Uncle Jesse's cooking, but I won't have to take a rain check
14:01this time, I'm afraid.
14:05What am I looking for?
14:07How about these, for starters?
14:09You're slipping up there a little bit, ain't you, buddy?
14:11Yeah, I reckon I've been kind of burning it at both ends, you know.
14:14It kind of appears to Luke and me that our buddy might have a little bit of a bobcat biting
14:18at his tail.
14:19Maybe we can help you out.
14:21I can look you up.
14:22If I got a bobcat biting at my tail, I'd just as soon keep it personal, all right?
14:31Oh, oh, say, listen, we got a little bit of business to talk with you anyway.
14:35Yeah.
14:35Oh, that's a fact.
14:36You know that radiator you fixed for Coy and Vance?
14:39Well, it's gonna need a little refixing, because she blew up on us.
14:42Yeah.
14:43Just blew up.
14:45Well, looky here, maybe if y'all didn't go leadfooting around into General Lee like you were still on a
14:50NASCAR circuit,
14:51it wouldn't just blow up, you know what I mean?
14:52Honey, you wait just a minute now, Cooter Davenport.
14:55Cooter, you got no call to talk to us like that.
14:57Don't you tell me what call I got and what call I ain't got.
15:00This is my garage, and you're coming in here and...
15:08You know, this is one of those times that you hope friendship overrides circumstances.
15:34Luke, I ain't believing what I just heard.
15:37He sure picked us one rotten time to come back to Hazard.
15:41Well, look at it this way, Bo.
15:43If Cooter's so tore up inside that he treats us like that,
15:47we couldn't have picked us a better time to come back to Hazard.
15:49Yeah, but what are you supposed to do for a man that's all full of pain?
15:52He won't even tell you where it hurts.
15:54Look for symptoms, I guess.
15:56Let's go see Daisy at the boar's nest. Maybe she's hurt some.
15:59No, I think we're gonna need us a specialist for this one.
16:01Jesse?
16:02Yes, sir.
16:02Well, give him a call, have him meet us in town.
16:04Later.
16:04You got it.
16:11Hey, did you look at that?
16:13Man.
16:13That's a nice-looking machine, ain't it?
16:15That's Petey Willis' car.
16:16You know you're right.
16:17Hey, why don't we go on outside and talk to us?
16:19You bet. Have a beer, say hello.
16:21Hey, let's not forget to talk to Daisy about Cooter, though.
16:22That's what we're here for.
16:23All right.
16:25Well, I bet that'd give a general run for its money, don't you think?
16:30There you go.
16:32Uh-huh.
16:38Oh, thank you.
16:41Hey, Daisy.
16:43I forgot I guess we're sitting right over there.
16:45Oh, you mean Petey Willis?
16:47Well, him and Bo are almost drinking, but...
16:49Hey, just like that.
16:49Listen, what we came in for is...
16:51You haven't heard anything about any trouble with Cooter, have you?
16:54No, no. Well, didn't y'all see him?
16:56Well, we went by the garage and saw somebody that looked a lot like Cooter, but...
16:59He sure wasn't acting himself.
17:00The boss ain't been putting any birds under his satellite.
17:02Oh, no. None that I know about.
17:04Well, listen, you just keep your ears on, your eyes open.
17:06Let's go see Petey.
17:07Oh, yeah.
17:08Yeah, I'm going too.
17:11He remembers me.
17:12Well, I sure hope he does, too.
17:14Uh, excuse me, Mr. Willis, but...
17:16I don't know if you remember me or not, but Bo Duke.
17:19Yeah.
17:19And Roof Duke.
17:21Good to see you.
17:22Sure, I remember you, boy.
17:23Well, great.
17:23This here's my daughter, Sarah Ann.
17:25Hi.
17:25Pleased to meet you.
17:26How do you do, ma'am?
17:26My backup driver and good friend, Joey Bryan.
17:29Joey, nice to meet you, sir.
17:31Well, Joey, a couple of chairs, boy. Sit down.
17:32Oh, yes, sir.
17:33Hey.
17:37What are you two doing here?
17:39I thought you were riding high on the circuit.
17:41Well, uh, Luke and me kind of retired.
17:43Yeah, this is where we grew up, so we made her back to Hazard.
17:46I wish some of that would rub off on my daddy.
17:48The retiring part.
17:50But your daddy is retired.
17:51Was retired.
17:52Looked like the barn got too small for the horse.
17:54No, Joey's right about that.
17:55I was planning on a comeback.
17:57The Atlanta 500 next week.
17:59You're kidding.
17:59I want one more trophy.
18:01Balance up my mantelpiece, then it's back to the barn.
18:04That'll make it an even thousand, right?
18:06You boys don't know a good mechanic in Atlanta, do you?
18:08Because, uh, Petey here's looking for someone to fine-tune his car.
18:10Well, shoot, Luke and me know the best mechanic in the whole world right here in Hazard County.
18:13That's a fact.
18:14Yeah, his name's Cooter Davenport.
18:16That kind of recommendation's good enough for me.
18:18Well, then, that does it.
18:20If, uh, you all excuse me, I, I want to go confirm our reservations in Atlanta.
18:23Yes, sir.
18:25Daddy, is there any way I can talk you out of this?
18:28Now, honey, you can put me out to pasture, but not until after one more race.
18:33Now, you two, tell me about that barn burn you want up in Mobile.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yeah, ma?
18:39Yeah.
18:40Stop worrying.
18:41We ain't gonna lose that bet.
18:43A couple of hicks just opened the door to the vault, don't they?
18:45They don't know it.
18:46Took that chicken flag.
18:47Bam!
18:48Just buy a cat's whiskers.
18:49Well, that's what I figured.
18:51Yeah.
18:51Oh, come on, now.
18:52Now, that gives me an idea.
18:54After your friend Cooter has my engine singing our song, I was thinking of letting her out
18:59a little.
19:00Now, you wouldn't have to know two young men, preferably mostly retired.
19:04Like, give me a little push now, would you?
19:06Well, yes, sir.
19:07We sure do.
19:08Good.
19:09I'll see you all here in town later.
19:10All right.
19:11All right.
19:12Just like that?
19:13I gotta go.
19:15Well, listen.
19:16Listen, I wouldn't worry too much about your daddy.
19:19Shoot, he's forgotten more about driving than most guys ever learned.
19:21And that's just what worries me.
19:23He thinks he's forgotten.
19:28What do you suppose that's all about?
19:30I ain't got the slightest idea.
19:37Well, you can tell things were getting back to normal in Hazard County.
19:40The boss had ordered Roscoe to ticket the Duke's on any charge as a welcome home present.
19:46Feels good, don't it?
19:47Well, look, now it looks like there's two hound dogs ready to take a bite out of our tails.
19:51Well, that radiator's still not up to snuff.
19:53You can't do much about it either.
19:55Well, give it a try.
20:03Oh, Pete!
20:05Oh, boy, go over there.
20:09Well, them hound dogs just went down.
20:30Well, there goes hound dog number two.
20:32We must be doing something right.
20:34Well, there goes hound dog number two.
20:41We must be doing something right.
20:41Listen, boss.
20:42Enos and I, well, we run into a little mechanical problem here chasing the Duke boys.
20:47It's Cooter's fault.
20:48See, he fixed our hood, and then he refixed it when it's come unfixed.
20:52In fact, the tire on Enos' car had come unfixed.
20:55It blew out.
20:56Look, you know, I ain't so sure I should have put Mr. Willis on the cooter.
21:00He just ain't really been himself lately, you know?
21:03I hope you're wrong about that.
21:05I sure hope you're right.
21:07Not me being wrong about that.
21:21Well, here he is.
21:22Yeah, I recognize him anywhere.
21:24About time he showed up.
21:25What's going on here with Cooter?
21:26Oh, I don't know.
21:27Come on.
21:28We got into General Lee, and the radiator blew.
21:31Yeah.
21:31And it's...
21:31He's already fixed it once.
21:33Now, when Bo and Luke filled in Uncle Jesse on how everything mechanical that Cooter touched
21:36was falling apart.
21:38Hey, Cooter.
21:38Old Jesse figured the best way to handle it was a subtle approach.
21:42Now, Cooter, I don't know what went on between you and the boys here.
21:46Maybe you had a right to snap at them, maybe you didn't.
21:49But the important thing is that we're the best friends you got, and friends that's got rights.
21:53So, what in the world is going on here now?
21:56You're right, Uncle Jesse.
21:58Y'all, I'm sorry about what happened a while ago.
22:00And you're right, and you're the best friends I ever have had, or ever will have.
22:06You see, it's just, you know, it's like you said.
22:09There's some burdens that a man's gotta carry for himself.
22:12There ain't much of a man.
22:17Well, if money'll help, you're welcome to all we got.
22:20Shoot, we saved up a whole bunch on the circuit.
22:22I appreciate it, y'all.
22:24Well, shoot, Cooter, ain't there a dang thing we can do?
22:27Nah, it's personal business.
22:29Best thing is just to let it stay personal.
22:30Even if it gets in the way of your work?
22:33Hey, if it's your friend Petey Willis' car here that you're worried about,
22:38this car ain't getting out of this shop unless and until it's absolutely perfect.
22:48I'll see y'all later.
22:52Well, shoot, what are we gonna do now, Uncle Jesse?
22:55Well, there ain't much we can do.
22:57Except to keep an eye on Cooter and just kinda be there in case he meets us.
23:03Oh, hey, I want you to meet these folks.
23:06Nice looking truck.
23:09Hello!
23:10Petey Willis and his daughter Sarah Ann.
23:12This here's our Uncle Jesse Duke.
23:14Mr. Willis.
23:14Hi.
23:15Sarah Ann, how are you?
23:16Your friend Cooter suggested that we run her out at CW's private property.
23:21By now?
23:21We'll be there.
23:22Yes, sir.
23:23See you out there.
23:23All right.
23:24That way nobody will bother us.
23:26Oh, say, I want to thank you for putting me on the Cooter.
23:30He seems like a man who really knows what he's doing.
23:32Yeah, he does.
23:33Yes, sir, he's the best.
23:34Oh, say, Uncle Jesse, you want to come out and watch Luke and me warm Mr. Willis up?
23:38Well, seeing as how what's been going on around here, I wouldn't miss it.
23:41And if that thing goes as fast as it looks, nobody will see anything anyway.
23:45I got us some shopping to do.
23:47All right, hey, pick up me some socks.
23:48Will that?
23:49Yeah, pick him up some socks, please.
23:51Listen, if we're gonna do Petey any good, we better get the general over to Smitty at the blacksmith shop
23:54and see if you can get that radiator soldered.
23:56Well, at least we're spreading our business around, huh?
23:58Yeah.
23:59Well, we ain't the only ones.
24:02Hey, hey, Joey!
24:07Friendly cuss, ain't he?
24:08Yeah.
24:10Well, let's get out of here.
24:11Hey, I think the general needs a gentle hand today.
24:14Yes, sir.
24:14So you'll drive.
24:15Yeah.
24:29You did one heck of a job on that engine.
24:34Now, I'm gonna buy you the biggest cup of coffee in Hazard.
24:37Well, Mr. Willis, it's just a pleasure to work on a machine like that.
25:06Just how far he wants to push you, Mr. Willis?
25:07Uh, Petey?
25:08I want you to give me all you have.
25:11But I don't want you taking any chances.
25:12Now, when I get up to speed, I'll give you a sign and I'll move on past you.
25:17If you can.
25:21You hear that engine?
25:23You ain't never purred like that before.
25:25I'm mighty obliged to you.
25:26Scooter.
25:28You ready?
25:29Yeah, let's go.
25:29Let's hit her.
25:30Get ready.
25:30Good luck.
25:42All right.
25:43You ready, Petey?
25:45Let's go.
26:00So far, so good.
26:12So far, so good.
26:17Looks like we're crying over milk that Scooter ain't even spilled yet.
26:20Let's hope so.
26:47Now Enos, this is your superior officer.
26:49Uh, listen, if Jesse and Daisy try to keep us from catching Boa and Luke, we will use the figure
26:56-eight maneuvers that I taught you. Come back.
26:59Sure, couldn't we just drive upside them and just say hey?
27:02Edith, you might say hey to them, but you'll say goodbye to your salary, could you, you dipstick?
27:08Well, we don't need no party crashers.
27:12Hang on!
27:18Where is he?
27:22There we go, Jesse.
27:31That's gumbo.
27:36Hey, Daisy, yeah?
27:40Oh, wow!
27:45Get out of the way!
27:49Right in the middle of the hazard car wash.
27:52That ought to cool them off.
27:57You, you, you, you dipstick, you flea-breast, look what you've done now.
28:03I'm sorry, Sheriff.
28:04Look, I'll make it up to you, Sheriff.
28:07I'll catch you catfish for supper.
28:17Dang it, things fast.
28:20I'm sorry.
28:22Now you're looking at a man with a problem.
28:25And Cooter is gonna get Blaine.
28:36Pull over, let's go get him
28:47There he is, come on Bo, he's over here
28:50Pete, Pete
28:53He, um, he's alive
28:55Turn him over real easy
28:56Real gentle, I
28:59There you go
29:00I'll go call an ambulance and get him over here right away
29:03We ain't got time to wait for an ambulance to get here
29:05Get the others and somehow rig some kind of stretcher, all right?
29:08All right
29:08Then hurry
29:12Now, Bo told everyone what they had to do
29:14And how little time they had to do it
29:17Just get on over there
29:18Cut her, help her out
29:18We just got to get him to the hospital, okay?
29:22I'll help him with Jesse
29:23He's alive, it's gonna be all right
29:25Daddy
29:27Listen, don't worry, he's gonna be all right
29:29Me and Bo are having that hospital in no time
29:31And they got the best doctors in the state there
29:32Yeah, just like you got the best mechanic in the world right here in Hazard
29:36You and Bo sure do a lot of easy recommended
29:53He's got a fighting chance
29:55Which is more than he would have had
29:56If you two didn't get him here so fast
29:58Well, we sure appreciate that, Doc
30:01Well, I guess I can thank you two for that
30:04And I guess I can thank you for my daddy being here in the first place
30:09Um, you know, excuse me
30:10I'll go get some coffee
30:15Sarah Ann, I know you're upset
30:17But you can't blame anybody for this
30:19I mean, we don't even know for sure what happened out there
30:36Now, Cooter
30:37Cooter, nobody knows for sure what caused that accident
30:39Sarah Ann didn't mean nothing by what she said
30:41She's just all upset
30:42You know what you said about me letting my personal life get in the way of my work?
30:46Cooter, you're just tired
30:47No, no, you were right
30:49I'd have bet my life on the job I did for Petey
30:51And it turns out I'll bet his life on it
30:53Oh, now, for crying out loud, Cooter, Petey ain't dead
30:55And I'd be willing to bet that there's more to that accident than meets the eye
30:59I ain't never gonna be able to lift open a car hood again without seeing his face
31:03Or hearing what that little girl said back in there
31:07Y'all, I'm gonna sell the garage and leave Hazard
31:11And just go up in the hills and think about all this
31:20Now, Luke, you know that man just as well as I do
31:23And it could not have been his fault
31:24Yeah, we both know that
31:25But we're gonna have to find some way to prove it
31:28What are we gonna do if we can't prove it?
31:30I don't know
31:33But in a way, we're more responsible for this whole mess than Cooter is
31:37We put Petey onto him
31:41Welcome home, huh?
31:43Yeah
31:44Come on
31:47I'll give you $7,500 for it, cash
31:51Done
31:52Done
31:53I keep my trucking tools?
31:55Done and redone
31:57All you gotta do is sign this here grant deed over to me
32:12And this here's your money
32:14$7,500 cash
32:17Uh, less my 10% commission for arranging the sale
32:25Well, there's one good thing about this deal
32:32At least I'm free of you
32:40Meanwhile, Bo and Luke was reassembling the engine of Petey's car
32:44Hoping to find a clue to find a clue to the accident
32:47Daisy and Jesse was hoping to find out what was eating old Cooter
32:50No wonder Cooter's been acting as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
32:56What do you got?
32:58Payroll check stubs from the Chickasaw County garage
33:00He's been working over there weekends and nights for the last couple of months
33:04He hasn't had any sleep
33:06Shoot, why'd he go out and do a thing like that?
33:08I got the answer to that one
33:09Look at this here mortgage contract that Cooter's got with boss
33:12Says at the end of next week, Cooter's got a balloon payment of $5,000
33:17I knew it was money
33:18Well, why didn't he just come to us? We'd have helped him out
33:20Shoot, we could have covered a big chunk of that
33:22And the rest of it, we could have sold something
33:24Well, shoot, Cooter knows we'd do that for him
33:26Well, that's what he meant when he said a man's got to carry his own burden
33:30That's some burden
33:31You know, and all this makes it easier, though, doesn't it?
33:34Well, maybe it does and maybe it don't
33:36Yeah, Cooter must have been worried sick
33:38Working two jobs and not sleeping like you said
33:42A man's bound to make mistakes
33:43Oh, even so, Cooter wouldn't make a mechanical mistake
33:46It ain't likely
33:47Well, I don't think so, either
33:49That's what we're here to find out
33:50Come on, Bo, let's get back at it
34:12Petey?
34:15Hey, Petey?
34:18Hey, uh, I want you to have this here
34:24I know it ain't much, but
34:27I want you to have it
34:46Come on, Bo, let's get back at it
35:26A hole in it and spray gas all over the manifold
35:28He's a friend of the Willis's
35:29He came into town with them
35:31That wouldn't hurt to check, though
35:33Daisy, would you run over to Rue Bottoms
35:34And see if you can find out what Joey bought?
35:36Sure
35:37Uncle Jesse, talk to Cooter
35:39Because I'm sure he'll remember whether he put this in or not
35:41What are you boys gonna do?
35:43We're gonna go see Sarah Ann
35:44Maybe she can shed some light on the situation
35:46I'll call you when I find Cooter
35:47Guy
35:49Just stick out your tongue
35:50Well, that ain't nice
35:52Well, all right, I know it ain't
35:54But just this one time, it'll be all right
35:56Okay
36:01All right, now you take that D to Atlanta
36:04You get it registered
36:04Right
36:05Before Bo and Luke find out
36:06I slicked Cooter out of his carol
36:08Right
36:08I'm scared
36:09Yeah
36:11Knock that door, will you, please?
36:21Lashie, Lashie, come in this boat, peep
36:25We got you, Daisy
36:26What you got?
36:27Fellas, Mr. Rue Bottoms said
36:28Joey bought an ordinary fuel line
36:30Just like you said
36:31Thanks a lot, Daisy
36:33Talk to you later
36:33Great
36:35I'll figure out right now
36:36Is there any reason why Joey
36:39When Bo and Luke told Sarah Ann
36:41What they suspected about Joey
36:43Well, Sarah Ann said
36:44Joey didn't cotton to Petey's final race
36:46Because Joey wanted to drive
36:47In the Atlanta race himself
36:48Well, if he wanted to drive
36:50He wouldn't erect a car
36:51No, that didn't put us right back to square
36:52No, wait a minute, wait a minute
36:53I do recall Joey telling a friend
36:55That he was expecting
36:56To come into some money
36:57After the Atlanta race
36:58Something about a big bet
37:00Do you remember
37:01Whether he mentioned it
37:02Before or after
37:03Your dad decided on his comeback
37:04It was before
37:05Is it important?
37:06That means that Joey
37:07Could have bet on somebody else
37:08He stood a real good chance
37:09Of losing that bet
37:10Unless he made sure
37:11Your dad didn't make it
37:12To the starting line
37:15There he goes
37:44Look, we've got to give that rat his doom
37:45Sure is a first-class wheel man
37:50Boss, this is your
37:52Scoopy country
37:54Report me in
37:55We're seven miles north of Chickasaw
37:58On Route 7
37:59Come back
38:00All right, all right
38:01I got you now
38:02What's your ETA?
38:03Oh, estimated time in Atlanta
38:05I got it
38:06Oh, that's marvelous
38:07Listen, that's approximately
38:09One hour, boss
38:10And listen, don't you worry
38:11About a thing
38:12Well, Flash and me
38:13We're gonna take that deed
38:14That Cooter signed
38:15And we're gonna have it
38:16Registered faster
38:17Than a man with pneumonia
38:18Can sneeze through a mitt
38:21I'm not
38:22Well, dang it
38:23We're too late
38:23Cooter already sold out to Boss
38:25Well, it won't be official
38:26Until he gets that deed registered
38:28Now, give Daisy a call on the horn
38:30She's gotta get that deed back
38:31To Roscoe
38:32Before he hits Atlanta
38:32All right
39:00Well, we lost him
39:02Now, we just misplaced him
39:04Meanwhile, Boss was jumping the gun
39:06So to speak
39:07Figuring now that he owned Cooter's garage
39:09He was making ready to clear the block
39:11For that new shopping center of his
39:14Yep
39:14And I feel pretty bad myself
39:49Well, we know one thing about Joey
39:51He's dumb
39:53Shoot
39:53Boy and Luke could walk through that
39:55There's a man
40:04Ah, shoot
40:05There he goes
40:05You think he can do it again?
40:07We gotta chase him
40:08Come on
40:19Daisy had herself a plan
40:21But it all depended on her
40:22Taking a shortcut
40:23So she could get there
40:25Ahead of Roscoe
40:26Who was heading for Atlanta
40:27To record Cooter's deed
40:30Now, Cooter
40:31Feeling lower than a snake's channel
40:33Was headed for the hills
40:35To become a recluse
40:36He figured that that was one job
40:38He couldn't mess up
40:39Now, Jesse was determined
40:40To find old Cooter
40:41And bring him back
40:42Even if he had to hog tie him
40:43Old Jesse had his work cut out for him
40:49Looks like he lost a permit
40:51Now, we still got one more chance
40:53Now, if he stays on this road
40:55We take Cotton Lane
40:56Cut up the other side
40:57We cut him off the old freight line
40:59Yeah, I bet we can, can't we?
41:01Did y'all follow that?
41:05Oh, what is that?
41:09Hey there, Flash
41:10Come on, darling
41:12Oh, that's an 804
41:14Which means a lady in distress
41:16A naked lady in distress
41:17Oh, did you see that?
41:19Huh?
41:20I know it
41:21Look at you
41:21I know it
41:22It is a naked lady in distress
41:25Listen, don't worry
41:26I'll rescue her
41:27But I promise daddy won't peek
41:29Oh, I wonder what I'm gonna do
41:31About mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
41:33Now, Roscoe's a good sheriff
41:36He's just got too much on his mind
41:37And that gave Daisy enough time
41:40To make sure Cooter's deed
41:41Never got too hot, Lana
41:42I'll look over here
41:48You know something
41:49You know something, Flash
41:51You know, somebody played a dirty trick
41:53On your daddy
41:54There wasn't no naked lady
41:55In distress back there
41:56When I, but
41:58I saw
41:59It was
42:04You know, Flash
42:05They say when a man gets my age
42:07His eyesight's the second thing to go
42:11Won't you
42:12There you are, you motherfucker
42:27What's up, Uncle Jesse?
42:29Cooter
42:30I just wanted you to know
42:31You had nothing to do
42:32With that fire over yonder
42:34Hmm?
42:35Now, when you went through that engine
42:36You put all high-pressure hoses on it, didn't you?
42:39Sure
42:40Not on the fuel line
42:41Mm-hmm
42:42It just had a plain old store-bought rubber hose on it
42:45Now, what's gonna happen when that car gets to doing 120 or so?
42:49Well, it'll blow
42:50If somebody switched it
42:51That's right
42:52Now, you wanna come over and help us find out who?
42:56Yes, sir
42:57Let's head back to Hazard
42:58I was hoping you'd say that
43:01Uncle Jesse?
43:02Yeah
43:02Thank you
43:04I sure appreciate what y'all done for me
43:20Dang it, Luke
43:21There ain't nothing coming our way
43:22Ain't that right?
43:25Thank you
43:26All right, now let's see if we can't cut him off the old circus train, all right?
43:28All right, you got it
43:39Dang it, Bo, what are you doing?
43:40Now, Raven
43:41Get out of here
43:55Look out, Bo
43:55Well, Joey ain't got no smarter, has he?
43:59Shinny up after him
44:00I'm gonna run down this way and double back
44:01All right
44:11Come on, Bo
44:12Bring him right down to me
44:14Do it
44:15Look out, you see what it's on?
44:17I got it
44:37Look out, I got it
44:46All right, now.
45:01Relax.
45:03Relax yourself.
45:05With Joey on his way to Hotlanta to the pokey, everything else fell into place.
45:09What you got?
45:10Let's see.
45:11There.
45:11Petey healed up just in time to accept an offer to design race cars from a big outfit in Detroit.
45:17And he gave Cooter his money back.
45:20All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, here.
45:23Cooter gave the money back to Boss, and the Dukes made sure that old Boss paid for the repairs on
45:27Cooter's garage.
45:29They made him promise there wouldn't be any more balloon payments.
45:32When Jesse finally got to cook his crawdad list, Cooter ate six helpers.
45:37Cooter gave the Dukes a free tuna.
45:39Bo and Luke were back home, and things were back to normal in Hazzard County.
45:44That just leaves one problem.
45:46I still don't know who won that beauty contest.
45:49We didn't get back on them.
45:51We didn't either.
45:51I love you.
46:21I love you.
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