00:15There's something strange in the neighborhood.
00:19Who you gonna call?
00:21Ghostbusters!
00:23There's something weird and it don't look good.
00:27Who you gonna call?
00:29Ghostbusters!
00:35Louie, drop!
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:45I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:51Ghostbusters!
00:54Who you gonna call?
00:56Ghostbusters!
00:59And me! And me!
01:05Wow! There's Ecto-1!
01:08Check it out!
01:09This is awesome!
01:10Now everyone stay close together.
01:13Remember, the Ghostbusters were nice enough to let us tour their firehouse.
01:18So let's not break anything.
01:20Or let anything out.
01:22That's okay.
01:24Oh, wow! Look!
01:26Peter! Excellent!
01:28Hi!
01:29Wow! Hi, kid! Hi! I'm Slimy! How you doing?
01:36I'm sorry!
01:38I'm sorry. I didn't know any of you were in today.
01:41Yeah, well, the guys are giving a lecture somewhere.
01:43Janine's got the day off, so I figured I'd go through some stuff that needs packing anyway.
01:48Back in a sec after I bring up more junk from the basement.
01:51Meanwhile, if there's any questions, just ask Slimer. He knows stuff even I don't.
01:59Wow! Look at all this neat stuff! Hey, look at this!
02:07My dad's got one just like it.
02:09Well, probably not just like it.
02:12Oh, uh, hi. We were just looking around, like you said.
02:17It's okay. In fact, you want to hear the story behind that thing?
02:20This has a story behind it?
02:23Sure. It's a souvenir of one of our most dangerous cases.
02:27It was a Thursday night. Dark. It gets that way at night.
02:32Anyway, a guy came to the door.
02:39And so I offer you a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
02:44Thanks, but we've got all the Elvis records we're ever gonna need.
02:48Oh, I speak to you of Heck House.
02:54Uh, no, I don't think so. I'm back to bed.
02:57Hey, what's the matter with you guys?
02:58You've never heard of Heck House, have you?
03:02No.
03:03Good night.
03:04What?
03:05Okay, okay. If nobody else is gonna ask, I'll bite.
03:09What is Heck House?
03:12It's the Mount Everest of haunted houses.
03:15The most frightening haunted house in all the world.
03:19Named after the man who built it.
03:21Jonas Heck.
03:23In 50 years, not one person has stayed overnight in that house.
03:27And survived.
03:31That place chews up paranormal investigators like Slimer goes through jelly beans.
03:38The only man to spend half the night there was one of my professors in paranormal studies at Columbia University.
03:44He was a brilliant man.
03:48He was?
03:50What's he do now?
03:51Drool a lot.
03:52Got it.
03:54We face demons, monsters, Gozer, multidimensional invasions.
03:59But there is nothing you can say that could get me within a mile of Heck House.
04:06One million dollars.
04:09To anyone who can spend one night there.
04:12Dusk to dawn.
04:14Uh, is that a million dollars altogether or individually?
04:19A million dollars each.
04:21Just one cash.
04:22You cannot bring your proton packs with you.
04:26Fascinating.
04:27But why?
04:28I represent E. Henry Merriweather, a very wealthy man.
04:33He, like yourselves, was something of an adventurer in the supernatural.
04:38Was?
04:39Was.
04:40Mr. Merriweather is lately deceased.
04:44He left this money to you in his will, provided you could clean up Heck House.
04:50To prove you have the courage to face something scary without those proton packs of yours.
04:58Hey, we can handle anything.
05:00Says who?
05:02Says me.
05:04Ha!
05:05Ha what?
05:06What, huh?
05:07Huh?
05:08You know, a million bucks.
05:10Just think what we could do with that.
05:12Yeah!
05:13Yeah!
05:14Yeah!
05:15We could buy Hector a quantum chamber.
05:17And Peter a Porsche.
05:19An osmotic processor.
05:21A pony!
05:23Ray, don't say it.
05:25I am not going.
05:26I am not going.
05:27I am not going.
05:28I am not going.
05:30Gentlemen, I give you Heck House.
05:36Have we agreed to come here without our proton packs?
05:40That's right.
05:41Sometimes I think between the four of us, we don't have the brains God gave a doorknob.
05:46Your rooms are upstairs.
05:47Remember, you must stay inside until dawn to claim the one million dollars.
05:54Aren't you at least gonna show us around?
05:57When does the sun go down?
05:59Uh, the sun went down two minutes ago.
06:08Okay, so it's a haunted house.
06:11We've beaten them before without our packs.
06:13This place is no different.
06:14If we stay calm, it can hurt us.
06:25Don't make me come up there.
06:27Hmm.
06:32Whoa.
06:33Huh?
06:39There.
06:46Yo, Ray.
06:47Come here a minute.
06:48Be right there.
06:50What's up, Winston?
06:51This is my room, right?
06:53Right.
06:53That's what I was afraid of.
06:56Huh?
07:03Hey, you better bunk with me.
07:04You got that right.
07:19Yo, Egon.
07:21Thought you'd be unpacking in your room by now.
07:24Forget it.
07:25I'm not letting this house get me alone in a small room.
07:28I'm staying right here in the library.
07:31Feels safe somehow.
07:33Yeah, you're probably okay.
07:35Unless it hurt about our first case.
07:37You know, the one in the New York Public Library.
07:39Where books started flying out of the bookcases.
07:42Hundreds and hundreds of little guided missiles.
07:45Well, we'll just hope they never saw the movie made about all that.
07:48Toodles.
07:57Don't even think about it.
07:59Well, looks like it's just you and me, Slimer.
08:02I wouldn't worry about any of this.
08:04If you are, it's just fine.
08:06It's like the time my dad and I went camping for the first time.
08:09Oh, we're the ghosts who live in Heck House.
08:16And we're feeling very fine.
08:19You're such a lovely audience.
08:22I'd love to make you mine.
08:24So you'll never, never, never.
08:27No, you're absolutely never.
08:30No, you're never, ever, ever gonna leave.
08:48You shall not pass, villain.
08:51Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:13And that's when I learned a very important lesson.
09:17Slimer, where are...
09:31Spud, quit kidding around.
09:34Anyway, you know what that important lesson was?
09:39That there's nothing too big for you to handle.
09:42I think this place isn't half as scary as everyone says.
09:49You and me's both, buddy.
10:00And it tried to grab me.
10:04I don't want to remember.
10:06Eat your dinner.
10:07Yeah, I'll eat my dinner.
10:09Good idea.
10:11It was green, Winston.
10:14Oh, there you are.
10:15Say, Egon, you've got some medical training, don't you?
10:18A little, mostly in first aid.
10:20Why?
10:20I need something removed.
10:26Not qualified.
10:27I'm hip.
10:31Sorry, Spud.
10:33So, where you been all this time?
10:34In the library.
10:36I found some things that...
10:37What's wrong with them?
10:39I don't know.
10:40I think they saw something upstairs.
10:42And it had 200 eyes.
10:44I know I counted.
10:47With a little work, I was able to cross-reference the data.
10:50I know now exactly how many ghosts are here in Heck House.
10:53By way of comparison, the Watley House in Arkham had 13.
10:56The Vincent Mansion had 10.
10:58And the most haunted house on record, the Crowley House in London, had 25.
11:04Okay, Egon, so tell us.
11:06How many ghosts are in this house?
11:092,436.
11:12Good job.
11:14Wait till you get my bill.
11:15Hey, wait a minute.
11:17There can't be over 2,000 ghosts in this place.
11:19Only a dozen people have ever lived here.
11:21So, where did all those other ghosts come from?
11:24I'm, uh, still working on that part.
11:27I don't see what you're all worried about.
11:29You want a solution to this?
11:30I got your solution right here.
11:32Come on.
11:32It's real simple.
11:34If things get too bad in here, we just say forget the million bucks, it ain't worth it, and leave.
11:39That simple.
11:40You just reach out, grab the door, open it, and walk out.
11:49Hey.
11:50Hey!
11:55We're locked in.
11:57Everything's bricked up.
11:58Everything.
11:59That's not fair.
12:01You hear me?
12:02That's not fair!
12:14You're sure this doesn't worry you?
12:17Of course not.
12:18I told that guy we were cool.
12:20Doesn't bother me.
12:21We could just use some air in here.
12:25Aha!
12:26Got it!
12:27I...
12:28Okay, so we're trapped.
12:30We'll be all right, right, Slimer?
12:32Yeah.
12:33Oh, yeah, right.
12:34We'll be fine.
12:35I'll be sure.
12:38I think we lost Slimer.
12:41That tears it.
12:42Sure, we don't have our packs.
12:44There's four of us against 2,000 of them.
12:46But we've got our brains, we've got our wits, and we can beat this thing.
12:50You've been reading books again, haven't you?
12:53We have to figure out where all those ghosts have come from.
12:56Once we know that, we can beat them.
12:58The answer has to be in the library.
13:00It's the only room where no one's been attacked.
13:03Yet.
13:04Okay, good.
13:05Egon's going to think.
13:07Thinking is good.
13:08We just have to stay cool.
13:09As long as we stay together, we'll be fine.
13:12We...
13:13Hey!
13:14Who turned out the lights?
13:16Ray!
13:17Winston!
13:20Okay, that's it.
13:22I've had it.
13:22You hear me, house?
13:24Nobody grabs my friends like that.
13:26Think you're real tough, don't you?
13:28You banging, clattering collection of rotten wooden nails.
13:32Well, you forgot something.
13:34Proton packs or not, I'm still a Ghostbuster, and I'm coming up there.
13:40I'm here to kick ectoplasm and chew bubblegum, and I'm fresh out of bubblegum.
13:45Wait here, Slimer.
13:46I'm not coming back until I've got Ray and Winston.
14:00Boy, that first step's a doozy.
14:05What?
14:06Join us for the hunt.
14:08Come, be one of us.
14:11Join you?
14:12Not a chance.
14:17Go!
14:18I'll stand here!
14:20And to think, when I was 12, my mom told me I couldn't have a horse because we lived in
14:25an apartment.
14:26Dirty laundry.
14:27This stuff smells like it's been here for ages.
14:30Well, it could be worse.
14:32I...
14:32Whoa!
14:37Come on, Ray, think, think.
14:43Okay, okay, you want a piece of me?
14:45Come on, come on, come on and get me, come on!
14:52Ha-ha!
14:53Gotcha!
14:54That'll teach you to mess around with Ray's stance, you bunch of...
14:58Hey!
14:59Watch it!
15:00Let go!
15:00Let go!
15:01Help!
15:03Help!
15:06Poe, Jackson, Matheson, Howard, Macon, Lofanu, Lovecraft, Bloch, come on!
15:11One of them has to have the answer, one of them...
15:13That's it!
15:14It's been staring me in the face the whole time.
15:17Now if the guys would just stop playing around and get back here...
15:22I'll stay here!
15:25Oh!
15:26Okay, time's off!
15:27Yeah!
15:30Ah, save it for the manager!
15:31Boy, am I glad to see you!
15:34Listen, I got an idea!
15:36See that painting up ahead?
15:38Aim for it!
15:39Ride straight toward it!
15:40What?
15:41Trust me!
15:42They're almost on top of us!
15:44Okay, now!
15:51All right!
15:52Good thinking, Peter!
15:54I...
15:56Watch out!
15:57Okay, time for the old college flying tackle!
16:01Peter, no!
16:05Hey!
16:05What's the idea?
16:07His arm!
16:08Look!
16:12Ray, why didn't you say it was you?
16:14I was trying to!
16:16Come on, let's get out of here!
16:20I think we'd better hurry!
16:22Whatever that is, it sounds big as a dragon!
16:25Come on, who ever heard of a dragon ghost?
16:39Come on, Slimer, we don't have time to kid around!
16:42Come on!
16:44Come on!
16:48Come on!
16:49Come on!
16:50Come on!
16:53Come on!
16:54Come on!
16:55Come on!
16:55Yeah!
16:56Yeah!
16:58Okay, Egon, tell me you got the answer, or I'm gonna have to hurt you.
17:02I've got it!
17:04Oh, bless your heart!
17:05Talk to me!
17:06According to Joshua Heck's diary, he wanted to build the most haunted house in the world.
17:11He studied magic and spells around the world, then came back home to build this house.
17:17Then he filled the library with books of ghost stories, and cast the one spell he'd learned.
17:22A spell to make all those ghost stories come to life.
17:26So there's as many ghosts here as there are books of ghost stories?
17:30Wow, that's a lot of books!
17:322,436.
17:35Terrific, Egon.
17:37Except, how is all this gonna get us out of here?
17:39We still don't have our proton packs.
17:42Exactly.
17:43But you'll note the ghosts never leave here.
17:45So all we have to do is use the house wiring to turn the whole place into one big ghost
17:50trap.
17:50Ray?
17:51Well, I can do it.
17:53Okay.
17:54Slammer, outside.
17:55If you see anything, just yell.
18:21What's that, Lassie?
18:22A tree fell on Ranger Bob?
18:24Better check it out.
18:33How much longer?
18:36What'd you see, Winston?
18:38How much longer?
18:40Just a minute!
18:43We don't have a minute!
18:51Okay, that ought to do it.
18:52Here we.
18:54We're about to turn the house into one great big ghost trap.
18:57And we're inside it.
18:59So?
19:00So, we don't know if humans can survive inside a ghost trap.
19:04Hmm.
19:05You know you're right.
19:06Guys!
19:07We'll have to leave the mansion.
19:09But, uh, we can't leave.
19:10The door's bricked up.
19:12Guys!
19:16We'll just have to hope the energy weakens the house enough for us to break out.
19:20Yeah.
19:21I suppose you're right.
19:22Well, here goes.
19:34Go!
19:36Go!
19:48Hit it!
19:50Now!
20:05Whoa, hurry it up! It's getting awfully hot in here!
20:09Got it! Go, go, go, go!
20:16Look!
20:21Egon! What's going on here?
20:23The ectoplasmic energy filling every piece of wood in the place is being sucked inward.
20:28The house is collapsing in on itself like a black hole.
20:31Yes, that's what I thought.
20:36Oh, man!
20:42Will you look at that! We beat it!
20:45How do you like that? We beat it!
20:47Yeah, and we did it without our packs, just like we said. We proved we can do it on our
20:52own.
20:52And best of all, we win one million dollars each!
20:56I'm afraid you violated the terms of the agreement. Look over there. The sun is only now coming up. The
21:03deal was that you must stay until dawn. You came out five minutes early.
21:11Five minutes? Five minutes? You're gonna keep our million bucks each because we came out five minutes early?
21:19A bet's a bet, gentlemen. Perhaps another time.
21:25Five minutes! I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Five minutes!
21:30So much for our new osmotic processor, the electrostatic generator.
21:35My point!
21:37Hey, so what? The point is, we proved we could do it. We beat the most haunted house on Earth.
21:44What more do you want?
21:46A souvenir.
21:52So I had it made into a paperweight. Seemed kind of appropriate. So I'd put it back on the desk,
21:57kids.
21:58That thing in your hands used to be the most haunted house in the world.
22:02Oh, Dr. Venkman, can we see you in here for a moment?
22:06On my way.
22:09What do you think? You think this is really...
22:12Nah, you dweeb. You're really gonna believe a story like that? You made it up!
22:19Boom!
22:23AHHHHH!
22:51Get back, man!
22:55Get back!
23:20Beak.
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