00:14There's something strange in the neighborhood.
00:19Who you gonna call me?
00:21Ghostbusters!
00:23There's something weird, and it don't look good.
00:27Who you gonna call me?
00:29Ghostbusters!
00:35Louie, drop!
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:45I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:54Who you gonna call?
00:56Ghostbusters!
00:59And me! And me!
01:07Hey, you're blocking my view. I can't see.
01:10Ow! I wanna see the aurora borealis.
01:13If we don't get a look now, we'll be past it.
01:16Hey, watch it!
01:20Okay, we'll do this sensibly, logically. I'm closer, so it's mine!
01:25Hey! Come on!
01:27All right!
01:29Excuse me. Can I get you anything, Dr. Spangler?
01:37Yes, a seat in the grown-up section.
01:40Is your first time going to Russia?
01:42Yes, it is.
01:43We've been asked to give a talk about ghostbusting at the Soviet Institute and we have stuff that can eat.
01:47Whoa!
01:49Hold it! Hold it!
01:50Let's solve this problem in a mature way.
01:53Paper, scissor, stone. Agreed?
01:55Go!
01:57They wanted a responsible group to attend from the United States.
02:02Paper, cover, stone!
02:05Unfortunately, they couldn't make it, so they called us instead.
02:08Good luck.
02:11So it's settled. Ray first, then Winston, then me, then Slimer.
02:15Okay, Ray, the view's all yours.
02:18Great!
02:20I...
02:20Huh?
02:23Our cloud bank!
02:25Aw!
02:30Welcome to...
02:32...de ne...
02:33...nepet...
02:34...nepapatrosk.
02:36Whatever.
02:38You sure this is where they're having the conference on the paranormal?
02:41Never mind. Forget I asked.
02:51Okay, so what now?
02:53We're supposed to check in with our sponsor, Katarina Ivanova Sofia Novachenka.
02:57Oh, the tennis player?
02:59How are we supposed to find her?
03:02Comrade Dr. Pyotr Wenkman?
03:05You gotta...
03:06Pleased to be coming with me. I will show you to your rooms.
03:10She called me Pyotr. I wonder what it means.
03:14It's Russian for Peter, Peter.
03:18Peter, Peter. I like that.
03:21Pyotr. Peter, Peter.
03:25And this is our showcase.
03:27The largest exhibit of paranormal artifacts in the world.
03:31Wow. Some of this stuff must be a couple thousand years old.
03:39There's enough psychokinetic energy in these things to blow out half of Siberia.
03:43You're saying it's dangerous?
03:44Only in the hands of someone who knows what to do with it.
03:47Which leaves out this crowd.
03:48And this is laboratory. We do much research here. We are having many experts.
03:54Oh, good. Comrade Ghostbusters, I want to introduce you to Vladimir Pavel Maximov and Dmitry Smelyakov.
04:03They are from Minsk and Pinsk.
04:04Oh, pleased to, uh...
04:07Ghostbuster.
04:08Fui!
04:10Fui!
04:10We have revolutionary theory.
04:13We'll transform world.
04:17Transform world!
04:18You, with your americansky toys and blinky-blinky gadgets.
04:24Bourgeois circus freaks.
04:26Think you're so wootsy-tootsy.
04:29Soon, whole world see what Vladimir and Dmitry do.
04:33Frans! Funnies!
04:36Fui! Fui!
04:39No, Peter.
04:41You have to show some understanding.
04:43Be patient. They're only words.
04:45As Einstein once said...
04:47Einstein! Fraud! Fui!
04:50Be right back.
04:52Oh, no!
04:53Oh, no!
04:55I think we better go.
04:57Why?
04:58You want to repeat that part about Professor Einstein?
05:01Mush for brains?
05:03Trust me.
05:04I said Einstein.
05:11And so, in conclusion, I have spent 20 years of my life proving my greatest paradox.
05:17The paranormal theory.
05:18That the Titanic did not sink when it struck an iceberg.
05:22It did not strike an iceberg.
05:25It struck...
05:26Elvis Presley.
05:29Comrade Vladimir, the Titanic sank in 1912.
05:33Uh-huh.
05:34Elvis Presley was not born until 1935.
05:43Hey, I would have bought it.
05:45Fui!
05:46Fui!
05:47You're right.
05:48Hey, uh, where is his little pal? I, uh...
05:52And now, with our final demonstration, from the United States of America, the Ghostbusters.
05:58Busters!
05:59Oh!
06:02Proton beams.
06:04Accelerated particles.
06:06Quantum physics.
06:07In short, some really cool stuff.
06:10Looks pretty and harmless to humans.
06:12Uh, in low doses.
06:13Well, mostly harmless.
06:15Uh, but when it comes to ghosts, watch out.
06:19Come on. That's your cue.
06:21Uh-huh.
06:22Uh-huh.
06:22Watch out.
06:25Oh, my.
06:39It's all right.
06:40He's unhurt.
06:41And on our side.
06:43If this had been a real situation, we'd...
06:45Yves!
06:46Crooks!
06:47Someone has broken into the exhibit hall
06:50and stolen some of our most valuable artifacts.
06:53I accuse...
06:55you.
06:56What?
06:57Okay.
06:58Let's see what's going on.
07:02Dad! Dad! Dad! Let me out of here!
07:12All the stuff that's been taken was minor, unimportant.
07:16Who'd want to steal any of it?
07:17Maybe not all of it.
07:20Someone broke into this cabinet.
07:23My PKE meter said something very powerful was once in here.
07:28What was it?
07:29It was a thing called the nameless book.
07:32It must have had a name.
07:34No, that's what it was called, the nameless book.
07:37Right.
07:37Oh.
07:38It's a book so powerful, so ancient, so full of magic
07:42that you can't even say its name.
07:44If you do, terrible things happen.
07:47If it's that dangerous, we'd better get it back fast or...
07:51You are going nowhere, comrade ghostbuster.
07:55You see police inspector fading.
07:57They were trying to escape.
07:59I demand you arrest them.
08:01But we have to find out who stole the nameless book.
08:03There's great danger to anyone who...
08:06I'm sorry, comrade.
08:07But until we have located these stolen items, you cannot be permitted to leave.
08:11Oh, no.
08:14I don't understand.
08:15What is so important about this book?
08:19It's sort of a leftover from a time when these creatures called the Old Ones ruled the Earth.
08:25Supposedly, there's one Old One left.
08:28We fought him before.
08:29He almost destroyed the world.
08:32Only two books can wake him up.
08:33That's one of them.
08:34Oh, this is absurd.
08:36You sound like Vladimir.
08:38I won't believe this.
08:39Wait a minute.
08:40What was that about Vladimir?
08:42Oh, that's all he would talk about.
08:44These so-called Old Ones.
08:46I'd forgotten about it until you just mentioned it now.
08:50Vladimir!
08:51He must have taken the book and pointed the finger at us so we'd get the blame while he...
08:55Oh, boy.
08:57We have to find him.
09:02You're going somewhere, comrade?
09:05Just checking.
09:08Okay.
09:09Anyone got a plan B?
09:14Katerina, please.
09:15I hate to say it, but they're right.
09:17We have to go after this guy.
09:19We need your help.
09:20We've got to escape.
09:22If I've ever meant anything to you, you've got to help us.
09:27Piotr, you mean nothing to me.
09:30Well, that's your start.
09:31Uh, we can kind of build from there.
09:33Please, for your Piotr!
09:41Oh, I am going to regret this, I know.
09:45You know, that's the Ghostbusters motto, Cat Babe.
09:51Just think, Slimer.
09:52We're going after one of the old ones again.
09:54Isn't it exciting?
10:01Why does he do that?
10:03Well, he kind of knows what we're up against.
10:06And you do not?
10:07Kiddo, if I knew what I was doing, I wouldn't be here right now.
10:12No!
10:13No!
10:14No!
10:14Let me out!
10:14Let me out!
10:24Okay.
10:25The PKE meter is picking up the paranormal energy put out by the book.
10:30Make the next left, Katerina.
10:32Unreal.
10:33Here we are.
10:34Lost in the middle of the Soviet Union.
10:37Chasing one of the old ones who almost destroyed us before.
10:40In a town with a name I can't even pronounce.
10:44Nipapatroski.
10:45Whatever.
10:46But on top of that, we're wanted by the police for stealing something we didn't take.
10:50What next?
10:52Well, look on the bright side.
10:53At least we lost that inspector.
11:03Here I come, Comrade Ghostbusters.
11:06Ready or not.
11:18Are you sure this is the place, Vladimir?
11:21Of course, I'm sure.
11:23But where are the others?
11:24We cannot proceed with ceremony without them.
11:52So, you see, this is the right place.
11:56We must hurry.
12:01Come on.
12:03Harder.
12:04Push harder.
12:09It's no use.
12:10It won't budge.
12:33We can't stop now.
12:34There's gotta be something we can do.
12:41I always wanted to ride in one of those.
12:55Ray.
12:56Ka.
12:58Ra.
13:03Ray.
13:05Ka.
13:06Ra.
13:07Ka.
13:10Dimitri.
13:13Down.
13:16Ouch.
13:19Ray.
13:21Ra.
13:22Ka.
13:23Ra.
13:25Ka.
13:26Bye.
13:33We've started all right.
13:35We gotta hurry.
13:47They've almost finished we've got to stop them before they get near the old one and too late look
13:56And now faster steal the final chorus
14:24The old one must have gone underground that's where they've gone to wake him up
14:28We may have a chance, but I'll need something from home
14:32Egon, we're in Russia, remember?
14:3410,000 miles away from the firehouse
14:37Now how do you expect to get the stuff here in time?
14:40Tell me, Ray, how fast and how far can a ghost fly?
14:44Well, I don't know. No one's ever clocked him
14:47Well, we're about to find out
14:50Listen up, Slimer
14:51In my lab, there's a box marked Big Trouble
14:54I want you to get it and bring it back
14:57Big Trouble
14:58And go fast
15:01Faster than you've ever gone before
15:03Go!
15:09Okay, so much for his part
15:10Now all we have to do
15:12Is go down there
15:20Look at those carvings
15:21Those symbols
15:22They must be thousands of years old
15:25They probably are
15:26It's one of the old one's secret hiding places
15:30What I want to know is
15:31Why build all these walls we're climbing over?
15:34These aren't walls, Peter
15:36These are steps
15:37Steps?
15:39Steps?
15:43Egon
15:44What uses steps this big?
15:46Well, for starters
15:47It's got about a thousand eyes
15:49Never mind
15:50I withdraw the question
15:57General, we picked up on an unidentified flying object crossing the North Pole
16:06Give me a visual fix
16:10Sensor indicates object is not a living being
16:12Well, better shoot it down just to be on the safe side
16:22I'm out of whack
16:30No!
16:32No!
16:33I'm out of whack
16:33No!
16:40No!
16:42Wait
16:43Oh!
16:43No!
16:45No!
16:50we're getting close now be careful the old ones sometimes left guardians in places like this
16:56how do you know all this have you read the nameless book no it's too dangerous but writers
17:01like h.p lovecraft and clark ashton smith read and used it in their stories those we read uh egon
17:09what sort of guardians are we talking about here could be anything joggers and shamblers
17:15guests oh my
17:17look out all right got him in
17:26hold on
17:32help no
17:37thank you comrade dr wakeman hey call me piotr hey piotr come here
17:45you know it occurs to me i don't think these ghost traps were designed to hold these sorts of monsters
17:50you know you're right
17:54go
17:59you're right
18:02you're right
18:23you're right
18:26there they are oh my gosh will you look at that
18:37you're right
19:00rika raka
19:00fire
19:00me
19:01me and me
19:03comrade we'll discuss later and to you boy chicks one last thing
19:20knock it out
19:21stop it
19:32It's coming. Do you hear?
19:34The old one rises from the depths with his army.
19:37Excuse me.
19:39Has it occurred to you that your biggest weapon against us was that book?
19:43And now it's down there, and you're pretty much up here with us.
19:48Good point.
19:51Okay, come on.
19:55Not too close.
19:56There are things down there.
19:57No one should see.
19:58What will you do?
20:00I can hear him.
20:01He will be here any moment.
20:05Egon?
20:06I'm sorry, Peter.
20:07Ta-da!
20:11Good go.
20:12Quick, everyone.
20:13Give me your proton pack.
20:14It's our one chance.
20:15Hurry, Egon.
20:16He's getting close.
20:17Once he's out, we're finished.
20:19What is this contraption anyway?
20:21It uses the power of all four proton packs to create a rip in time and space, like a black
20:27hole.
20:27It will absorb everything it touches.
20:29Boy, when did you find time to test something like this?
20:33I haven't tested it.
20:34But if we give you our packs and it doesn't work, we're defenseless.
20:38I'm him.
20:39That's got it.
20:39But it's so heavy.
20:41We can't throw it into the pit from here.
20:44Someone will have to carry it right to the edge.
20:49We'll always have Paris, kiddo.
20:54You don't know.
20:56This way.
20:57Hurry.
20:58You have 20 seconds.
21:00Eat this, big shot.
21:0815.
21:0914.
21:11Hurry, Peter!
21:30We've got to get out of here.
21:32Make a ramp for it.
21:45Excuse me, Comrade Katerina.
21:47Would you please tell me what is going on here?
21:50The work of heroes, Comrade Inspector.
21:53The work of heroes.
22:01It's a good-ass surprise.
22:01Hey, Nubby!
22:02Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
22:06How are you?
22:07He-he-he!
22:08Brought to you!
22:09You need to go to the other side!
22:13Let's go!
22:14He-he-he!
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