01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:10We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:22Are you trying to tell me that it wasn't your fraternity that put 300 bats in Dean Gringle's refrigerator?
01:28And that slime pit in my driveway?
01:31Someone is trying to make Tri-Cupper Brew look bad.
01:34Ah, young man, as Dean, I intend to see to it that you get expelled from school.
01:39Oh, ouch.
01:54Wow, it was one of them.
01:57It was the ghost, sir.
01:58Ghost indeed.
02:00Now you've gone too far.
02:03We have to do something about these frat ghosts before we get kicked out of school.
02:07We need the Ghostbusters.
02:14And for your civic-minded work in ridding the community of undead undesirables,
02:20the Westside Women's Club would like to present you with this commemorative plaque.
02:33Well, this is disgraceful.
02:36A ghost here?
02:38Listen, do we point at you and say a fat lady here?
02:42No, so really, uh...
02:58Huh?
02:59Ew!
03:00Ew!
03:01Ew!
03:01Ew!
03:02Ew!
03:02Ew!
03:03Ew!
03:03Ew!
03:04Ew!
03:05Ew!
03:05Ew!
03:08Ew!
03:09That'll teach you to eat plastic.
03:13If anyone asks, you didn't see a thing.
03:16We represent our fraternity, which is plagued by ghosts.
03:19We wish to apply for your expertise in, as I believe the term is, ghost-busting.
03:25Our frat house is...
03:27Uh-uh.
03:28Hold it right there.
03:29Fraternity?
03:30And this would be some kind of fraternity joke.
03:33Forget it, boys.
03:34I'm not gonna fall for it.
03:36Not that I wouldn't have done it myself.
03:38Not a bad initiation gag.
03:40But it's legitimate.
03:43Sure it is.
03:45Try cup of brew!
03:46Brothers through and through!
03:47So what if we're a mess?
03:49We always pass the test.
03:52Try cup of brew!
03:54Try cup of brew!
03:54My old fraternity!
03:55How'd you know I was a frat brother?
03:57The frat history book honors your memory for the day you ran your underwear up the flagpole,
04:03while you were wearing them.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Yeah.
04:06Those were the days.
04:07Then this haunting of yours is for real?
04:10All too real.
04:11For try cup of brew, we'll do what we can do.
04:19Ten to one we found a bunch of college kids in sheets.
04:22Well, let's get it over with.
04:25There's nothing here.
04:27Huh.
04:28I told you.
04:31Okay.
04:32Bring back the furniture.
04:33My fraternity stole it first.
04:36Whoa!
04:41Whoa!
04:50Whoa!
04:52Whoa!
04:53Whoa!
04:53Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:56Whoa!
04:56Whoa!
04:57This is a hoot.
04:58Let's do it some more.
05:01Wasn't you who said it would be easy, Binkman?
05:05Here's A-Ray.
05:06We'll never stand up in a court of law.
05:11Whoa!
05:13Whoa!
05:15Effective.
05:16Crude, but effective.
05:18So how do we handle this many?
05:19There's a whole gang.
05:21Split up and stay in touch with your walkie-talkie.
05:32Take more over here.
05:43Huh?
05:46We've decided we can't fight the great Ghostbusters.
05:52Enter, and I'll take my place.
05:54You can jab us as you please.
05:57Zedmor here.
05:58I found them, and they're ready to surrender.
06:01I'm in the...
06:06This isn't funny!
06:10The dumb frosh fell for it.
06:13I do hope he hurts himself.
06:20Dirty sheets.
06:21Wonderful.
06:24Dirty sheets.
06:26Oof.
06:28And after I spent all day in the water.
06:31Uh, yo, guys.
06:33Can I get some back up here?
06:39There he is.
06:40And there they are.
06:41There he is.
06:44There he is.
06:45Oh, no.
06:48Nothing like a good old-fashioned fraternity blanket toss.
06:53Time it to hit while he's in the air.
06:59Whoa!
07:01Now.
07:05No more cotton candy for me, Mom.
07:08These rides are too much.
07:10Time to go back to school, boys.
07:18Back to school.
07:20I certainly hope that that doesn't mean...
07:21It probably does.
07:28No!
07:30No!
07:31No!
07:33No!
07:35No!
07:37No!
07:37No!
07:40No!
07:41What was that?
07:42No!
07:50No!
07:52No!
07:52No!
07:53No!
08:04No!
08:06No!
08:07What's going on over there?
08:11Why not get a real close look?
08:22How about a good old-fashioned goldfish swallowing contest?
08:28This isn't how it's done. We're supposed to swallow them.
08:38Whoa! Whoa!
08:42Three students! Not bad!
08:45Now for some more!
08:53Look at that thing. It's big enough to give Joan a bad case of deja vu.
09:02And I swear if I get out of this, I'll never eat another fish stick.
09:08Open fire.
09:16If you're free, what do you say we go out for some fish and chips?
09:20Uh, let's make it a hamburger.
09:26Get it, get it, get it.
09:38Ah!
09:43Food fight!
09:49Look out! UFF approaching!
09:53UFF?
09:54Unidentified flying food!
09:58Oh!
09:59Oh!
10:05They're gone!
10:06No, they're here somewhere. The PKE sources are shifting around.
10:11Well, Ray, where have they gone?
10:13Uh, they seem to be, uh...
10:15Right behind you!
10:18Huh?
10:21Hey!
10:27Hey!
10:28Hey, let's go!
10:29You boys obviously want to join our fraternity pretty badly!
10:35Well, we're gonna give you the chance!
10:38First, the initiation!
10:41Okay, don't panic. I got an old dorm trick up my sleeve that's sure to work on hard-boiled draft
10:46types.
10:46We've decided you boys should join our fraternity!
10:50So we're going to the final stage of your initiation!
11:07We're going to initiate you into the fraternity of the dead!
11:17Ah!
11:18The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages!
11:25We now return to the real Ghostbusters!
11:34Remember that old dorm trick you mentioned?
11:36I think you better try it, fast!
11:39Here goes.
11:40Huh?
11:42Wow!
11:43Look at those girls!
11:45Huh?
11:46Where?
11:47Come on, boys!
11:49Not a very complex plan, Peter.
11:52Let them go!
11:54We'll get them later!
11:56They've given me a better idea!
11:58Let's raid the girls' dorm!
12:06The guys from Tri-Cup of Brew said something about this having been a frat house generations ago.
12:12The history of that old fraternity might be the key.
12:19That's the one!
12:20His name was Elwyn Spalding.
12:23Fifty years ago, he was the president of the most notorious fraternity in the state.
12:27They were always partying and playing pranks.
12:29And never studying.
12:31Then they broke into the office and stole the test questions to their final exams.
12:35They were caught and kicked out of school.
12:37They swore they'd get even with the school someday.
12:40Meaning now.
12:42When Tri-Cup of Brew took over the old frat house, it must have triggered their return.
12:47From what you've told us, there's only one way to get rid of them.
12:49But for that, we'll need your help in a little ghost-busting strategy.
12:56That's the girls' dorm.
12:58That's where they are, all right.
12:59The girls' dorm.
13:00Their readings are unmistakable.
13:04Can't say I'm surprised.
13:05That's where I'd be, too.
13:07If I weren't on duty.
13:13She has a prom girl!
13:17Nice wardrobe!
13:19Do you mind if I try on a few things?
13:33Turned-down party!
13:40Get your own, Dean.
13:42That's ours!
13:52You know, if these guys feel deprived of their graduation and won't rest until they've graduated, then maybe we should
13:59let them graduate.
14:00From Ghostbusters U.
14:02Fellas!
14:03Uh, fellas!
14:04The college dean would like to have a word with you about graduation.
14:10Graduation?
14:13Graduation!
14:15Oh, my.
14:16Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh, dear.
14:18Hold it!
14:19Fitzroy can authorize graduation for you all!
14:22He can?
14:24Yes.
14:24But you'll need to take make-up classes.
14:27So report to the social science building, room 334, for, uh...
14:33Economics.
14:35Economics!
14:36What time is lunch?
14:41I can't do it, Winston.
14:42I was always weak on economics.
14:44They'll know we're putting them on.
14:45And then, my guess is, they'll tear me apart.
14:49They'll fall for it.
14:51That bunch of ectoplasm is wiggle.
14:53Anyway, the whole thing was your idea.
14:55Right.
14:56And that's where you failed me, Winston.
14:58You should have told me it was stupid.
15:08Good afternoon, class.
15:10Good afternoon, professor!
15:17Okay.
15:18Here we have the basic truth of economics.
15:21Supply and demand.
15:23Uh, supply and demand.
15:26Supply equals demand.
15:28You demand to graduate, we supply the diploma.
15:31Questions?
15:33Good.
15:34You all pass.
15:35Class dismissed.
15:36Report to biology in room 234, downstairs.
15:47Uh, Egon, they're here.
15:48I think we better...
15:49This is really fascinating.
15:51A very rare specimen.
15:53Say, Ray, did you notice the delicate fluting on the underside of this spore receptacle?
15:59Professor Spengler!
16:00What?
16:01Oh, oh, yes.
16:03Uh, welcome, class.
16:05Uh, today in biology we are going to study the common house fungus.
16:11Is that the common house fungus, professor?
16:15Ha ha ha ha ha!
16:17Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha.
16:21Come on.
16:22Get serious, Elwyn.
16:23I wanna graduate.
16:25This fascinating example of fungus is of the order of rechiria repulsive.
16:30Its growing cycle is precisely three days in the spring months, unless, of course, the month has an R in
16:35it.
16:35This class is boring!
16:42Uh, given proper climactic variations with a humidity reading of...
16:47Get on with it fast!
16:50Please, Ray. This is a matter of the greatest aesthetic importance.
16:54A humidity reading of 3.7 unless a high-pressure system indicates...
17:06In conclusion, mushrooms grow in damp places. They're mushroom-shaped. Any questions?
17:10No. Fine. Good. You pass. Report to physics room 134.
17:15Thermodynamics deals with the transformation of heat into other forms of energy.
17:19Except in my case, it makes me want to sleep.
17:22Let me tell you, on those humid August days, I just want to...
17:25Peter! Get to the...
17:29There you see the principle of gravity.
17:32That completes your course of classes. You're ready to graduate.
17:35Now, if you'll report to the auditorium for your pictures...
17:38Wait a minute!
17:39There's traditional stuff we gotta do before we can graduate!
17:44Like the senior's obstacle course!
17:48Uh, yeah.
17:51Better seat to its stance as everything's set up.
17:55Okay, class. Meet me in the parking lot for the senior's traditional obstacle course.
18:01Okay! Obstacle course time!
18:04Use more!
18:05Pick up this car and carry it along behind the others.
18:15Hey, I like this. A four-ghost power engine.
18:19Everything's ready.
18:20And if it doesn't work, then we go to plan C.
18:23Run like heck!
18:25Faster! Let's go!
18:27Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!
18:29Come on! One, two, one, two, let's go!
18:31One, two, one, two, hop, hop, hop, hop!
18:35Okay, here's the next obstacle in the obstacle course.
18:38Head for the sprinklers. Let's go!
18:48Science can explain everything if we look hard enough.
18:53There's not a thing in this universe that cannot be explained.
18:57Huh?
19:01Sorry, took a wrong turn. See you later, bozos!
19:06With some exceptions, of course.
19:10This special certificate of merit for your work at the college.
19:15And as chairwoman of...
19:19Chairwoman, you look like a sofa woman to me!
19:30Enough of this stuff!
19:32We want to graduate now!
19:36Now what about tradition, fellas?
19:39There's one more thing.
19:40Get him!
19:42Whoa!
19:44What?
19:46Is everything set, Stans?
19:50The special camera's set up and ready.
19:56Head for the auditorium!
20:10Oh!
20:12Whoa!
20:15You guys have had it now!
20:18Prepare to die!
20:21Ahem.
20:21I am pleased to announce that you have completed all the requirements for graduation.
20:25Please take your places for the class photo before receiving your diploma.
20:29This is it!
20:31Graduation!
20:31Come on, fellas!
20:40Okay, everybody!
20:42Smile for the class picture!
20:44Hey!
20:44What's that thing attached to the camera?
20:48Now, Ray.
20:49Now!
20:50Okay!
21:03Good job, men.
21:05Great to have the place back.
21:07I guess I misjudged you, fratmen.
21:09I apologize.
21:15So, up to your childish tricks.
21:19But...
21:19But we didn't do it this time, either.
21:22Whee!
21:23Whee!
21:23Whee!
21:23Whee!
21:24Whee!
21:24Whee!
21:24Whee!
21:26Peter.
21:27Did you...
21:32Ahhh!
21:33Ah, the old fraternity.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Those were the days.
21:42Whew.
21:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:48Ooh!
21:49We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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