00:14There's something strange in the neighborhood.
00:19Who you gonna call?
00:21Ghostbusters!
00:23There's something weird, and it don't look good.
00:27Who you gonna call?
00:28Ghostbusters!
00:34Louie, drop!
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:45I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:51Ghostbusters!
00:54Who you gonna call?
00:56Ghostbusters!
00:58Louie!
01:00Louie!
01:01Louie!
01:11Louie!
01:19Louie!
01:26Louie!
01:28Louie!
01:29Louie!
01:32Louie!
01:35Louie!
01:43I am here, Kishar, you noxious pile of hot mud.
01:50And this time, you will go down in defeat.
02:05As always, Anshar, you are full of empty air.
02:41What's the use of fighting?
02:44Neither of us ever wins.
02:46But there may be a solution.
02:50Mortals can die.
02:52Yes, mortals, that's it.
02:57We'll each choose a champion from among the mortals.
03:01Yes, two earthly warriors to fight in our place.
03:06To the finish.
03:09To the finish.
03:25Believe me, guys, just wait till you go out on my new boat.
03:29You're gonna love it.
03:31Yes, sirree.
03:33There's something about sailing that brings out the best in a man.
03:39Yeah, well, there's something about sailing that brings up the lunch in this man.
03:43So it had better be smooth.
03:46Winston, this is your captain speaking.
03:49Trust me.
03:50Uh-huh.
03:51Well, I think a cruise is an excellent idea.
03:54I'll have plenty of peace and quiet to finish my research.
04:00Hey, who needs peace and quiet?
04:02That's your problem, Egon.
04:04You gotta learn to live for the moment.
04:06Yeah, live for the moment.
04:11Arriba, arriba, arriba.
04:16I wanna dance the lumbata under water.
04:20Woo-hoo!
04:24I hope this cruise will give me the opportunity to observe some unusual life forms.
04:37I don't think that'll be a problem, Egon.
04:40Oh, moonlight, romance, exotic cuisine.
04:45I hate to burst your bubble, Peter, but we're only going out for the day.
04:49I know.
04:50I'm talking about my big date tonight when we get back.
04:53I finally found the girl of my dreams.
04:56Oh, operator 23.
05:01A telephone operator?
05:03Yeah.
05:04I mean, we haven't actually met, but the first moment we spoke, I felt somehow connected.
05:11So, Captain Ahab, you'd better get me back in time for my dial-a-date with destiny.
05:17Hey, don't worry.
05:18My boat is absolutely ship-shaped.
05:21There she is.
05:22Huh?
05:23Isn't she a beaut?
05:28The SS Pollywog?
05:31Oh, shit.
05:33Uh, why don't we come back when it's grown into a frog?
05:36Ray, the last time I saw a boat this small, there was a bathtub around it.
05:41Don't worry, guys.
05:43What the Pollywog lacks in size, she makes up for him.
05:55Hey, who needs a motor?
05:57Hey, who needs a motor?
05:59This is a sailboat.
06:00We have the wind.
06:02It's the only way to go.
06:05Oh, I can think of another way to go.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Peter, once we're out in the open water with the salt spray in our faces, you'll thank me.
06:21Well, Ray, I'm still waiting for the magic of the salt spray in my face.
06:26And I've been waiting for three hours.
06:31Jim, I win again, Peter.
06:34Yummy!
06:38Deal me out.
06:39I don't understand it.
06:41According to these readouts, we should be having brisk winds.
06:44Well, I'd better briskly get back in time for my date tonight, even if you have to blow on those
06:49sails yourself.
06:51Have you considered the possibility that your equipment is errant?
06:54How about the possibility that we were errant to get on this boat?
06:58No problem.
06:59I'll radio for a weather report.
07:02SS Poliwag to Coast Guard.
07:04SS Poliwag to Coast Guard.
07:06Come in.
07:06SS Poliwag to Coast Guard.
07:09Weird.
07:10The radio waves are just bouncing back.
07:12Highly unusual.
07:14Must be some sort of atmospheric inversion.
07:16No problem, huh?
07:18Don't worry, crew.
07:20We'll get a breeze soon.
07:22We sailors have a sixth sense about these things.
07:33Some breeze remind me never to go kite flying with you.
07:48This is impossible.
07:50Man, this is crazy.
07:52We're flying blind.
07:54Ray, if we hit something at this speed...
07:56Don't worry.
07:57According to my charge, there's no land within miles of here.
08:10No land within miles, huh?
08:15Wrong again, Captain Queeg.
08:17But I'm telling you, this island is not supposed to be here.
08:20No, Ray.
08:22We're not supposed to be here.
08:24Something tells me we're not gonna find any phone on this island.
08:28But if we do, it'll be one heck of a toll charge.
08:32Since we don't know how long we'll be stuck here, I suggest we seek out certain necessities.
08:37Food, shelter...
08:39And a dry cleaner.
08:40I got a date tonight.
08:42Remember, Ray?
08:44You gotta hand it to him.
08:45He's optimistic.
08:47I've never seen any of these plant species before.
08:50Utterly fascinating.
08:52Yeah.
08:54Once this equipment dries, I'll try to send an SOS.
09:00Duh!
09:02Sorry, Egon.
09:03There.
09:04Now, this will be the living room.
09:06Over there's the kitchen.
09:07And the den can be...
09:08Wait a minute, Ray.
09:10We're just building a lean-to, not Trump Plaza.
09:13Peter, if we're gonna do this, let's do it right.
09:16Forget the SOS, Egon.
09:18Let's get out of here ASAP before those guys drive us N-U-T-S.
09:23Tell me, Ray, do you know as much about building a hut as you do about sailing a boat?
09:29At least I don't get dates by dialing 4-1-1.
09:32Hey, it's one more phone number than you have, pal.
09:36Gentlemen, gentlemen, if we are to survive on this island, we have to cooperate.
09:40We don't want negative energy getting the better of us.
09:44Oh, yes, we do.
09:49Kishar, I believe we've found our two warriors.
09:54Yes.
09:55We shall enter their bodies, growing in strength as their negative energy increases.
10:03Until at last, we can do better as mortals.
10:10Thanks to you, I may have lost my only chance for love, romance, and cheaper long-distance rates.
10:16Well, if Operator 23 got a whiff of you right now, your big date would be over faster than a
10:21snow cone in the desert.
10:23Oh, yeah?
10:24Yeah.
10:26Later, buddy.
10:27I'm gonna look for my twigs and leaves where I won't be insulted.
10:30Fine.
10:33He may have a point, but that's still no excuse.
10:48Funny.
10:49I didn't notice this pond before.
10:51But it's perfecto for a little freshen-up dip.
11:03Boy, what a day.
11:05I really shouldn't let Peter get me so hot under the...
11:14Speaking of getting hot, what in the world?
11:24You know, with a little of the old Venkman touch, this place might make a great resort.
11:33Better get back to camp.
11:35The professor and Marianne will start getting worried.
11:38Ah, that really hit the spot.
11:43I feel like a new man.
11:57Okay.
11:58Ready, Slammer?
11:59Uh-huh, uh-huh.
12:00Then let's do it.
12:01Just watch my fingers.
12:04Watch the fingers.
12:07My other fingers, Slammer!
12:09My other fingers!
12:10My other fingers!
12:10Can't!
12:11Ow!
12:12Oops!
12:13Sorry, Winston!
12:17Ow!
12:19Man, they're at it again!
12:21The trouble with you is you've gone soft in the brain.
12:25Oh, yeah?
12:26Well, your brain is too tense.
12:28Too tense the size of a pea.
12:31Slammer, you see what I see?
12:33Go get Egon.
12:35Yeah, yeah, Egon!
12:37There.
12:38The antenna is finished.
12:40Now all I need is a working transmitter and...
12:43Egon!
12:43Ah!
12:45Ah!
12:48Ah!
12:50Ah!
12:50Oh.
12:51Peter, Ray, they're getting weird!
12:54Ugly!
12:55Yucky!
12:55Ah!
12:57Ah!
12:58Ah!
12:59Well, excuse me, Spud.
13:02Huh?
13:03But you're not exactly Dan Quayle.
13:06Huh?
13:06You all right, Egon?
13:08Nothing that an aspirin and a 5,000-watt transmitter wouldn't cure.
13:12Take a break, Egon.
13:14I'll try and scavenge some food off the boat.
13:16Me, too.
13:17I'm starving.
13:19I thought you said they changed.
13:21They did.
13:22They got a whole reptilian.
13:28And their eyes were glowing.
13:33So, what do you think?
13:35Hmm.
13:37When I fell through the roof, did I land on you, too?
13:40Egon, we know what we saw.
13:41Just keep an eye on them, okay?
13:43Okay, okay.
13:45See?
13:46This isn't so bad.
13:48All the comforts of home.
13:49Some comforts.
13:50Can't even change the channel.
13:52No problem.
13:54See?
13:55Now it looks like a wrestling match.
13:57Two big guys twisting, grabbing.
14:02Wrong, Ray.
14:03It looks more like a second-rate captain who's all washed up.
14:07Yeah!
14:08Okay, that does it.
14:12Whoa!
14:13They didn't go on the end!
14:15Prepare for the end, Unshar!
14:19Come on, Kisha!
14:22Fascinating.
14:23They're undergoing transmutational...
14:26Oh!
14:26Einstein!
14:32What the heck happened?
14:34I don't know.
14:35You mean you guys don't know what just happened?
14:37Ray, Peter, I'm afraid we have a serious problem here.
14:41I don't know what's going on, but I don't like it.
14:45You were right.
14:47This time they mutated twice as big as before!
14:50Meow!
14:51And twice as mad!
14:54Spud!
14:54What?
14:55That's it!
14:56They change whenever they argue.
14:58But why did they call each other Anshar and Kishar?
15:02Just a moment.
15:03I may have something here.
15:04According to Sumerian folklore, they were powerful spirits.
15:07Kishar is master of fire and earth.
15:10Anshar of air and water.
15:11Every thousand years they appear for one day to do battle.
15:15Each trying to gain control of the world.
15:18But since they're immortal and cannot die,
15:20the battle always ends in a stalemate.
15:22So the natural balance of the world is maintained for another thousand years.
15:27Great.
15:27So why have they taken over Peter and Ray to do their fighting?
15:31Apparently they want to mount a decisive battle.
15:34Kishar and Anshar may be immortal.
15:36But Ray and Peter aren't.
15:38Exactly.
15:39Uh-oh.
15:39Oh, no!
15:41If one dies, the other will dominate the elements.
15:45And not only do we lose two dear friends,
15:48but the world as we know it is doomed.
15:51Since Ray and Peter's anger triggers this,
15:54we have to keep things very friendly until dawn.
15:57Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
16:01Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
16:03Life is but a dream.
16:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:07What fun!
16:09Ah, let's do another one.
16:11Home, home on the range.
16:16Ray, I think that song's well out of your range.
16:20Oh, really? Well, I suppose you could do better?
16:22A deer and an antelope could do better.
16:25Hey, guys, guys, guys, how about some barbershop quartet?
16:29We're strong through the heart of the day
16:32In the very, very month of May
16:35I hate barbershop quartet!
16:39And I hate humans!
16:43I, Anshah, summon the powers of the wind and the sea!
16:53And I, Kishar, call forth the powers of earth and fire!
17:00Move it, I wear barbecue!
17:03Barbecue?
17:04Mmm!
17:09And now, I will get rid of you at last, Anshah!
17:19You always were the dreamer, Kishar!
17:31Ray, Peter, kiss and make up, okay?
17:35Petey!
17:38No!
17:45We had our throwers
17:47We might have a chance
17:49Without them, we're powerless
17:50Hmm, not necessarily
17:53But we haven't much time
17:54Let's move
17:58Slimer, please don't fog up the mirror
18:01We're gonna need all the energy we can get
18:03Winston, you've done an outstanding job of improvisation here
18:06Thanks
18:07But I feel like the Flintstones
18:09This thing won't do us any good without a mega power source
18:12These wires run from the blaster to the antenna
18:15Slimer will simply lower one end of the antenna
18:18Into the hottest point of the lava
18:19Yeah, I'm ready
18:22The thermal power should give us one good shot
18:25Before the antenna melts
18:26Melt?
18:28No way!
18:30But we need you, Spud
18:32And so do Ray and Peter
18:34You're the only one of us who can stand that kind of heat
18:47Everything ready?
18:49Jack
18:50Jack
18:50Hold your fire until we see a moment of weakness
18:52It's time to end this game, Kitsar!
19:01I agree, Kitsar
19:08So, Kitsar, now that you are going to die
19:12I shall miss our little battles
19:15Peter, is that, is that you?
19:20Ray, boy, you look terrible
19:24Well, you don't look so hot yourself
19:28What's going on?
19:30Winston, fire at a point directly between them
19:33Slimer, power up
19:35You got it!
19:41Get ready
19:45Fire! Fire! Fire!
19:48Hot! Ha-ha-ha!
19:50Ooh!
19:52Ah!
19:54The humans will pay!
19:58At least we agree on something
20:01Any more ideas, Egon?
20:03Yes
20:04Run!
20:11At least we stopped them from destroying each other
20:14Yeah, but now they want to destroy us
20:21Uh-oh, end of the line
20:23Maybe not
20:24If we can stall them a few more seconds
20:30Stop!
20:31Aren't you forgetting something?
20:34Your day on Earth is over
20:36I nearly had you this time, Kitsar
20:40Never!
20:42I'll defeat you in the next millennium!
20:47Ray! Peter! My buddy-buddies!
20:58Hey, easy on the mushy stuff, Spud
21:01Great to have you back, guys
21:02Why?
21:03Did we go somewhere?
21:05In the manner of speaking, yes
21:07But we'll have to explain later
21:19This used to happen every spring in our basement
21:38Oh, yes! My man, Winston, comes through!
21:41Only one problem
21:43We need a sail!
21:45Get serious, Ray
21:46Where are we gonna get a sail?
21:48Way out here
21:50I guess when it comes down to it
21:52Peter and Ray's friendship was stronger than those demons' powers
21:54Yes, it is quite inspirational
21:57You dragged me out to sea
21:58Shipwrecked me
21:59Got us turned into monsters
22:01And I wind up in my shorts on a piece of wood in the middle of nowhere
22:06So, they're clean
22:09So, thanks
22:11Howdy, ladies
22:16Hey, don't mention it, Peter
22:17What are friends for?
22:56I Swiss Lord
22:58We believe in you
22:58And there's a boat
22:59games
22:59You'll take them
22:59You'll take them
23:01And now
23:03Put it down
23:03Up
23:04We'll take them
23:18Beak.
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