00:14There's something strange in the neighborhood.
00:19Who you gonna call?
00:21Ghostbusters!
00:23There's something weird, and it don't look good.
00:27Who you gonna call?
00:29Ghostbusters!
00:35Louie, drop!
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:45I ain't afraid of no ghost.
00:51Ghostbusters!
00:54Who you gonna call?
00:56Ghostbusters!
00:59And me!
00:59And me!
01:03And me!
01:05What about you?
01:05I wanted to call!
01:05My, my, my, my, my own.
01:15I had a lot of fun.
01:15I was able to call it.
01:16You guys!
01:18You guys think I can kill?
01:18I can kill it now.
01:33What?
01:33You can kill me.
01:44And now, here's Lonnie!
01:49Oh, boy! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!
01:53You guys aren't watching this, are you?
01:57No, Ray. We were just warming up the set for you.
02:00Really? Gee, thanks, Peter.
02:15Hey, Ray. We're watching that, man.
02:18Yeah, Michelle Pfeiffer's gonna be on.
02:33Oh, great, Ray. What's this?
02:36Married with static?
02:43Ray, what are you doing?
02:45Looking for our favorite program.
02:52It's the Sammy K. Ferret Show!
02:58Oh, boy! Sammy's cool!
03:03Yummy!
03:09And in one new movie, Dog Tracy,
03:12I play a character with three personalities.
03:15What? That's stupid and ugly?
03:20Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:32ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:33ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:33ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:33ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
03:36ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
03:46Ha ha ha.
03:50Ha ha ha.
03:53Ha ha ha.
03:54Ha ha ha.
03:54That stupid and ugly.
03:56Ha ha ha.
03:57Ha ha ha.
03:57You really think that's funny?
03:59Ha ha ha.
04:01Ha ha ha.
04:02That's the classic anvil gag.
04:05Nobody does it better than Sammy.
04:07Somebody should do it too, Sammy.
04:12Where does this garbage come from?
04:14He's not even listed in the guide.
04:16I'm out of here. Sammy K is just too funny for me.
04:20Same here.
04:22Hey, come on, guys. It's only a cartoon.
04:26Yeah, a crazy cartoon.
04:32Good night, Ray Slimer.
04:35Okay, see you guys. Good night.
04:37Yeah, good night. You're missing a good show.
04:42Oh, no. Now what's wrong?
04:46Oh.
04:51We're gonna fix it. That's what we're gonna do.
04:58Okay, Spud. Careful now.
05:02Open the window.
05:05Open!
05:22Hey! It works! It works!
05:36Hey!
05:37Oh, yeah!
05:38What's going on?
05:41Hey!
05:52Hmm.
05:53Guess my idea wasn't so hot after all, Spud.
05:56It was hot, Ray. Too hot.
05:59Oh, well, we'll just have to buy a brand-new set tomorrow.
06:03Yeah, yeah! A brand-new set!
06:14If anybody needs me, I'm on my lunch break!
06:24Oh, no! I can't miss nurses and doctors, doctors and nurses!
06:28.
06:35Oh!
06:36Woo-hoo!
06:40Woo-hoo!
06:42A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
07:01Here, Janine. Better call Officer Bulldog of the Cartoon Police.
07:08But I saw them. I swear.
07:11Nothing under here, Janine. Nothing here either. All clear.
07:14I don't care. I saw them. I know I saw them.
07:21Janine, overwork and stress can play strange tricks on the mind.
07:25Now, why don't you take the afternoon off, relax, and forget about this place?
07:45I don't believe it! I finally made it!
07:49New York! The Big Apple! City of eight million couch potatoes!
07:54Just waiting to adore me!
07:57Egon, do you really think throwers are necessary?
08:00Bear with me, Peter. It's merely precautionary.
08:04Hey! Who nuked the two?
08:07Whoa! Actually, I did. But not this bad.
08:12Slimer, out in the hall, please.
08:15There's definitely spectral activity in here, and it's not Slimer.
08:22It's showtime!
08:24Sammy? But you're a cartoon!
08:28Yeah!
08:32Not anymore, kiddo.
08:36Now I'm for real.
08:42So are these.
08:45Don't hurt Sammy!
08:48Slimer, move! He's a ghost!
08:52What a very funny ghost!
08:56Yeah, funny!
09:00He's funny-looking. I'll give him that.
09:03And I'll give you this!
09:17I got him! I got him!
09:33All right, you little...
09:36Surprise!
09:37Save it, Ferret Face!
09:39These cheap cartoon tricks don't...
09:41Peter, duck!
09:51Yo, Ray!
09:55Oh, no, you don't, Sammy.
09:57I'm on to your whipped cream gag.
10:00Yeah! I love whipped cream!
10:03Hey!
10:05Hit the deck!
10:12That's not whipped cream!
10:15I was afraid of this.
10:17The longer Sammy remains in our world,
10:19the more real and more dangerous his cartoon creations become.
10:24But I don't get it!
10:25Sammy used to be so funny!
10:27Yeah! Funny!
10:29I'm afraid the fun's over, Ray.
10:32Sammy is a deadly menace to the entire city.
10:35No sign of the little runt anywhere.
10:38There's a million hiding places in this town.
10:40We'll never find him.
10:41On the contrary.
10:43Sammy should be easy to locate.
10:45We just have to follow his trail.
10:49Shoo! Scat!
10:50Go away!
10:51Yeah!
10:54Boing! Boing! Boing!
10:57Frank, this is humiliating enough.
11:00Do you have to go boing?
11:03I'm real!
11:05No, very real, Ray.
11:07And it's spreading like an epidemic.
11:09Wherever Sammy goes.
11:12Aw, man.
11:14Now what's the problem?
11:15Hey, check out the traffic signals.
11:18I'm telling you, it's my turn to be red.
11:21No way.
11:22My turn.
11:23I was green all yesterday and I look lousy and green.
11:29Yikes!
11:30I do such good work, don't I?
11:40Got a zip.
11:45Man, do I hate that little spook.
11:49Guys!
11:51Ray, what's going on?
11:52I...
11:53I...
11:55Ah!
11:56Ah!
12:08Ah!
12:09I'm...
12:10I'm a...
12:12a tomb.
12:13Ah!
12:19Guys!
12:19Look what Sammy did!
12:21You gotta help me!
12:23I'm gonna get that little rat!
12:25Not rat.
12:26Ferret.
12:28Poor Piggy!
12:54Egon and I'll catch up to Ferret Face.
12:56You guys stay with Ecto till this traffic clears.
13:00Just remember, Peter.
13:01The clutch sometimes...
13:03STA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!
13:13Whoa!
13:20We're obviously on the right track.
13:23Sammy can't be too far away.
13:25Looking for me, kiddos?
13:39You'd better run, you little rat!
13:41Not rat!
13:42Ferret!
13:51Now where'd he go?
13:53I don't know, but I have the distinct feeling that we're getting nowhere fast.
13:57How right you are!
14:03Toss him, Egon!
14:07Green light means go!
14:10Egon, hang tight!
14:19Whoops! Red light!
14:20Egon!
14:22Egon!
14:26All right.
14:27That does it.
14:28I'm gonna...
14:29Temper temper!
14:35Ouch!
14:38I hate that little spook.
14:40Hate him more than anything in the whole world.
14:42Come on, come on, move it.
14:45Official business here.
14:46Yeah, official.
14:48Hey, we haven't got all day.
14:51Huh?
15:00Oh, no.
15:01I hate to admit it, Egon,
15:03but that ferret's making us look like a couple of jerks.
15:07Easy, Peter.
15:08We'll catch him.
15:09Yeah?
15:10Well, we'd better do it soon
15:12before our reputations go totally to the dogs.
15:16Did you get him?
15:17Tell me you got him.
15:19And no fire hydrant jokes, Peter.
15:21Fire hydrant jokes?
15:23Winston, we wouldn't be so cruel,
15:26would we, Egon?
15:27You're barking up the wrong tree, Winston.
15:35Very funny.
15:37It's clear that chasing Sammy is futile.
15:39He's not bound by the same laws of physics that we are.
15:42He's nearly uncatchable.
15:44So what are our options?
15:46We have to make him come to us.
15:48Great.
15:49But how?
15:51I know.
15:52Sammy thinks he's the funniest guy in the world, right?
15:55So if somebody else were to get more laughs,
15:58I'll bet Sammy couldn't resist the challenge.
16:03Great idea.
16:04He'd come running, and we'd nail him.
16:07But where do we find a comedian?
16:09Hmm.
16:10Well, it has to be someone naturally funny.
16:13Quick of mind and sharp of wit.
16:15A master of comic timing.
16:17And there's only one of us who fits that bill.
16:19Oh, come on.
16:20Knock it off.
16:21You know, I don't normally volunteer,
16:23but in this case, Slimer!
16:26Oh, shucks.
16:28I am kind of funny.
16:38Okay, Peter, you're on.
16:43Ladies and gentlemen,
16:44the moment you've all been waiting for...
16:47Drumroll, please!
16:52Presenting the newest laugh sensation!
16:56Funny's Fun!
17:05Hey, come on!
17:06You're killing me!
17:20Baloney!
17:21He's not funny.
17:22I'm funny!
17:24Surprise, Sammy!
17:25Huh?
17:26The joke's on you, cheese breath.
17:38What the?
17:39They're going right through him!
17:41Who cares?
17:41He's mine now!
17:43Whoops!
17:44Later, kiddos!
17:45Got a zing!
17:46Hoo!
17:47Aah!
17:48Aah!
17:50Whoo!
17:54Ah!
17:57Ow!
17:57Ow!
18:00Ah!
18:12Ooh!
18:21Winston get us out of here now I mean right
18:30okay now what's the most obvious thing about Sammy he's ugly and he's not funny
18:36he also craves attention so where would he go to get the ultimate in attention
18:41easy the Lenny Jason show bingo I'll bet that's exactly where he went but even if we corner him
18:48there how do we catch him although as a cartoon Sammy is immune to our throwers I'm convinced
18:54that underneath the funny facade he's simply an ego-driven ghost who can be caught like any
18:59other ghost you're saying if we can get him mad enough to show his true colors we can nail it
19:05precisely the question is how do we get him that mad
19:14we'll discuss how on the way to the Lenny Jason show
19:18and now here's Lenny and here's Sammy
19:34who is that creep I don't know ghostbusters this is an emergency we need your cooperation oh okay I'll buy
19:46that
19:47all right bud take a hike no can do Lenny baby now I'm the star and you are over the
19:54hill
19:57down the tube kiddo
20:03yeah I own this town
20:08likes who's the genius with the lights
20:12yo ferret face is that your real laugh or did you just sit on a corkscrew
20:18who's there who said that chill out Sammy hit it don't get all bent out of shape
20:27hey cut that out I'm a star sure sure save it Sammy we know a snow job when we see
20:37one
20:46that's not funny
20:51no then how about this
21:11will the real Sammy K ferret please stand up
21:21now
21:38I'm still the funniest
21:57catch you on the reruns kiddo
22:01man it sure is nice having everything back to normal
22:04some of the after effects may linger a bit but they'll eventually dissipate
22:08swell wonderful oh just terrific
22:46all right
22:49yeah
22:49yeah
22:49yeah
22:53yeah
22:57yeah
22:58yeah
23:19Beep.
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