01:02Whew, the real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:30We'll be right back and tell other folks what to do.
01:34Pete Bankman is ready for his fans.
01:36What fans?
01:37You're not in a movie, Peter.
01:39Well, not yet, right?
01:40But this face just begs to be on the screen.
01:44Well, you guys can have the money and the fame.
01:47It's enough for me to see the inside of the MJN Studios.
01:51Sorry to disappoint you, amigo.
01:53The director wanted authenticity.
01:54So they're filming the whole shebang at a real haunted house.
02:07Give me a break.
02:08Hey, not even a ghost would live in this dump.
02:12Not so fast, Peter.
02:13I'm getting some disturbing readings.
02:16Oh, brother.
02:20Consultants leave their toys at home, Egon.
02:22Hmm.
02:30Whoa!
02:33Huh?
02:34Cat!
02:35You call that a ghost?
02:37You wouldn't scare a baby.
02:40Movies sure don't make ghosts like they used to.
02:43I'm Feeny Musselberg, director of this chaos.
02:49What the?
02:54And this is Gil Hamstrung, our star.
02:58Howdy.
03:02Now, listen, Gil.
03:03You gotta put more oomph into it.
03:05Remember, babe, you're a ghost.
03:07I'm a ghost.
03:09I'm a ghost.
03:13I'm a ghost.
03:25What's it saying, Joe?
03:27Ah, same old stuff.
03:29Ghosts lose in the end.
03:31It just makes me homicidal.
03:34But what can we do about it?
03:37I know.
03:38I'll write a protest.
03:40Yeah?
03:41And send it where, Dimbo?
03:43The dead letter office?
03:47Hey, I got a better idea, Catherine.
03:53Stop, you vile apparition.
03:55Hmm?
03:56Yeah, I always talk like that.
03:59Needs work.
04:00Suggestions?
04:01Get a writer.
04:03Yeah, they're overrated.
04:05What are you sitting around for?
04:08Time is money.
04:09Artie Grendel, our producer.
04:11The Ghostbusters.
04:13Pleased to meet you.
04:15You're fired.
04:16Did I miss something?
04:19We're cutting unnecessary expenses.
04:22Beginning with you.
04:27No, no, no.
04:29The lines.
04:34That's more.
04:41Now let's show them what a real ghost can do.
04:46Hey, those ones look good.
04:49Too good.
04:50Come on.
05:01How's the sound level, dude?
05:10Ghost, it ain't a hard word.
05:13Come on.
05:20This is terrific.
05:22We gotta get it on film.
05:24Come here.
05:27Hurry.
05:28Let's go.
05:28Come on.
05:28To the car.
05:31I suspected something like this might happen.
05:33Most modern films set ghosts howling.
05:40Oh, dear.
05:41Oh, my.
05:41Oh, goodness gracious.
05:42Oh, my.
05:43Now, this is more like it.
05:46That's great.
05:47Huh?
05:48Only, could you maybe say, uh, you'll pay Ghost Hunter.
05:56You'll pay Ghost Hunter?
06:00You're a natural.
06:01Sure will.
06:02I'm telling you.
06:08Uh-oh.
06:11Time for one ghost roast.
06:14Here are the Ghostbusters.
06:21Hold it.
06:24These spooks are tops.
06:26Couldn't you loan them out to me just till the pitch is done?
06:31Sorry, we don't lease.
06:33Besides, we bust.
06:35Ah!
06:42Behind a Judas?
06:49Ah!
06:50No!
06:53No!
07:13Well, this set is clean.
07:16All right, Busters.
07:18Hey, OK.
07:18Hey!
07:22Yeah.
07:23Four consultants who get down and buggy.
07:27So what do you got to say, Grindle?
07:30I guess I was a little hasty.
07:33Good work, guys.
07:35But where are my manners?
07:36Take them out for some chow, Feeny, on me.
07:50Now, let's talk turkey.
08:08I just don't get it.
08:10It's been a month since we got fired from that picture. Why come to the premiere?
08:14Grindle thought it'd be good publicity if we showed up in full regalia.
08:18So the pond scum thinks. What's in it for us?
08:21He makes good on the rubber check he wrote us.
08:24Hmm, now that's an argument I can live with.
08:30Hey, look. The picture's just getting out.
08:34What'd you think of it?
08:36Disgusting. Horrible.
08:38Oh, sickening.
08:40We loved it!
08:47Hey, long time no see.
08:50Bet this makes you guys happy, huh?
08:53Happy?
08:54That rat Grindle fired us the day after you were on the set.
08:58How could he have made a movie so fast without a director or star?
09:02You can't. Even with him.
09:05Special effects alone should have taken more than a month.
09:08There you are. You're late.
09:13Seems there's a little mystery here.
09:15A little matter of instant movie.
09:19My secret. Real hush-hush.
09:22But since it's sorta thanks to you...
09:34See you in the movies, boys.
09:54MJN Studios.
09:56I can't believe it. We're actually going inside.
10:03You know, for years I've dreamed of this moment.
10:11Ray, if you dreamed of this moment...
10:14Why didn't you warn us?
10:18Gentlemen...
10:23Meet my secret.
10:33The perfect stars.
10:35No makeup. No special effects.
10:38And they work for free.
10:42They agreed to make the pictures I want...
10:44If I help them make the one they want.
10:48Like to hear the title?
10:51It's called...
10:52The End of the Ghostbusters.
11:02The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
11:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:22I never knew these old movie sets were so solid.
11:25Douglas Flynn was imprisoned here in the Pirate of Zinda.
11:28We're standing in the very same cell.
11:32It's a singular treat, Ray.
11:35Tell me, in the movie, did he manage to escape?
11:38Sure. It only took him 14 years.
11:41Sorry to intrude, boys, but you're wanted on the set.
11:49After you, Egon.
11:52At this given moment, I have absolutely no urge to break into the movies.
11:56No problem.
11:58These Hollywood types are all phony.
12:00Show them who's boss and they fold.
12:02Just watch Mama Venkman's little boy.
12:26Have we got a bone to pick with you?
12:29First, I really must complain about that dressing room.
12:37Well, perhaps must is too strong.
12:40Might or can't.
12:45You wouldn't consider giving those back to us, would you?
12:51No!
12:53I'll take that as a negative.
12:55Just what's the story here?
12:57Simplicity itself.
12:59We give you as a head start, count to five, chase you and blast you.
13:05Will this make a great movie, I ask you?
13:08Oh, I can see the ads now.
13:11You'll believe a Ghostbuster can fry!
13:18Roll'em!
13:25I'd say that's our cue to get out of here.
13:30One!
13:31Two!
13:32Three!
13:37So I'm impatient.
13:39Let's get him!
13:47Egon, remind me, what happens if one of those beams hits us?
13:55Our individual atoms go on separate vacations!
14:07Fantastic!
14:10In here!
14:12These old jails always had a back door.
14:17With rare exceptions.
14:23Just a show with nice guys, we'll let you draw first.
14:28With what?
14:30Just kidding!
14:39I wonder if they got any vacancies.
14:42You're a million laughs, Peter.
14:48Can we wrap this up soon?
14:50Film costs money!
14:54Of course.
14:56Quality comes first.
14:59I think we lost him.
15:01I wonder what this is supposed to be a model of.
15:06Steamship Lusitania.
15:12I had to ask.
15:14Hey!
15:24I've always wanted to do that!
15:28Whoa!
15:32This way!
15:38Or maybe not!
15:40Hey!
15:41This is the wall where Clark Tracy got it in Gangsters on Broadway!
15:48And unless somebody has a brainstorm where we're gonna get it now.
15:54See you in the movies, guys.
15:56Feeny!
15:58Feeny!
16:07We figured Grendel was up to no good, so we followed us.
16:11Only this place was locked up tight, so we borrowed this baby from a friend.
16:17But how's Hamstrung know how to fly it?
16:20He's an actor, ain't he?
16:24I'm a pilot.
16:25I'm a pilot.
16:26I'm a...
16:32Uh-oh!
16:33Ghosts at 12 o'clock!
16:35Eat burning proton!
16:40Whoa!
16:46No!
16:50Ah!
17:03Burn rubber!
17:06Hey!
17:07We're short by two!
17:13Give up and we'll let your pals go!
17:16If we give up, do you solemnly promise to release them and not hurt anyone?
17:23We do!
17:25Follow my lead!
17:37Now you're part of the bargain.
17:39Let them go!
17:44Okay, Ray, what's your plan?
17:47I got them to promise.
17:49That's it?
17:51That ain't no plan.
17:52That's a character defect.
18:02I believe we've made a tactical error.
18:05A union will hear about this.
18:08How?
18:09On a Ouija board?
18:12You...
18:13Producer?
18:14Here are your marks.
18:16Let's try and get it in one take.
18:18I think we'll have to.
18:21Egon, bend this way.
18:22I think I can reach your PKE meter.
18:25What good's that gonna do?
18:27We know we got Ghost here.
18:40If I can just reverse the polarity, it'll send signals to ghosts instead of receiving them.
18:45I hate to break this to you, Ray, but I hardly think what we need now is more ghosts.
18:51Ready!
18:54SOS!
18:54SOS!
18:58Aim!
19:01Fight!
19:02Yee-haw!
19:03Teddy?
19:04Yee-haw!
19:05Yee-haw!
19:06Yee-haw!
19:07Yee-haw!
19:08Yee-haw!
19:09Yee-haw!
19:09Yee-haw!
19:09Yee-haw!
19:10Yee-haw!
19:11Yee-haw!
19:13It's the ghosts of the studio's old movie stars.
19:17Swift move, Ray.
19:18Only how do you know they won't side with the ghosts?
19:23Because they're heroes!
19:25Yee-haw!
19:27Yee-haw!
19:28Yee-haw!
19:29Hey!
19:29This isn't in the script!
19:31I don't!
19:32I'm just...
19:33No!
19:33Keep calm.
19:34The situation's well in hand.
19:37I wouldn't bet on that, Funky.
19:47To arms, comrades.
19:51Catch!
19:53We're back in business.
19:56Let us go, you traitors!
19:59We're in danger!
20:00Yee-haw!
20:05What a bummer.
20:09Yee-haw!
20:12Yee-haw!
20:14Yee-haw!
20:14Oh, aah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
20:17Oh, uh...
20:18Let me go!
20:21Yee-haw!
20:21Yee-haw!
20:24Yee-haw!
20:26Yee-haw!
20:26Oh, boy.
20:31Time to ad-lib a hasty departure.
20:39How about the rest of them?
20:41You don't zap the good guys.
20:45Come on!
20:46Let's get it!
20:47There he goes!
20:48He's getting away!
20:54Listen, we can cut a deal.
20:56I know a great restaurant.
20:58Let's do lunch.
21:00Save it for the parole board, pal.
21:08Looks like our job's done here.
21:12Until next time, buckaroos.
21:18If only all ghosts were like that.
21:42The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:50We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:02A la la la!
22:23Duke.
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