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00:00On the Dukes, motocross, double-cross, checkpot, freeze, I'm surrounded by locknuts, even Johnny Paycheck drops in, take this job
00:24and shove it, I ain't working here no more,
00:34Just a good old boy, never meaning no harm, beats all you've never saw, been in trouble with the law
00:45since the day they was born,
00:48Straightening the curves, flattening the hills, someday the mountain might get them but the law never will,
01:01Making their way, the only way they know how, that's just a little bit more than the law will allow,
01:13Just a good old boy, wouldn't change if they could, fighting the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
01:33In Hazard County, if it's got something to do with wheels, or something to do with speed, well you know
01:38the Duke boys are gonna be involved,
01:40This time it's Bo, and he's working out for the annual Tri-County motocross at the fairgrounds, and tomorrow's a
01:45big day.
01:48Don't you think Bo's taking those curves too fast Luke?
01:51Well you don't win the Tri-County by hugging the middle of the road honey, he's doing just fine.
02:05Yes sir, the motocross race attracts motorcyclists from every neck of the woods.
02:10So if Boss Hawk puts up $500 first prize, which in these parts will keep you in collards and hush
02:15puppies for quite a while.
02:29But some folks didn't come for the race, or the chance to win the $500 first prize.
02:34They're counting on them scooters for their own reasons.
02:37Trouble is, you gotta be real careful where you park.
02:44See what I mean?
03:00I wonder who that is.
03:07Now if you're wondering who's behind all them motorcycles disappearing, well I'll give you one guess.
03:13Uh, make that two guesses, and you'd be right.
03:17Boss Hogg and Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane.
03:19Oh you know, if I could have...
03:22What will you?
03:23Careful now.
03:24Watch it there, you dipstick there, you spray that on Boss.
03:27Good work, good work.
03:28It's good work.
03:29All right, let's get out of here before this thing is contaminated.
03:32Listen, Boss, listen, speaking of decaminating, can I have one of them tomatoes?
03:36That's a good looking yum yum you've got there.
03:39That's a...
03:39Yeah, get away.
03:41Well listen, I figure if we can get our hands on 56 of them motorcycles, repaint them and ship them
03:47out of state,
03:48well, then I should be good for these 10, 20,000 and extra parking money.
03:53And out of that, what am I good for?
03:56You're good for nothing.
03:57Yeah, unless you do what you're supposed to do.
03:59What?
04:00Just help me get them motorcycles permanently borrowed.
04:04Excuse me, sir.
04:05Can I use your telephone?
04:07Uh, but...
04:08Yeah, you can use it.
04:09No, wait, wait.
04:10Whoever you are, how long have you been standing over there?
04:13Not long, sir. I just want to use your telephone.
04:16Not long, huh?
04:16Right in that building then.
04:18No, no, no.
04:19Arrest her.
04:19What?
04:20Arrest her.
04:20Arrest me?
04:21For what?
04:22For what?
04:22Yeah, yeah, go on. She's getting away. She's getting away from arrest her.
04:25For what?
04:25She heard everything we said.
04:27Come on, will you?
04:28You're free.
04:30In the name of the law.
04:32Enough of law.
04:33I'm not kidding you. Come back here.
04:35Come on, come on.
04:36Get you.
04:40Get you.
04:42Get you.
04:42Get you.
04:44Get you.
04:45Get you.
04:45Get you.
04:45All right.
04:46Get back here.
04:46All right.
04:47Get you.
04:48Get you.
04:50Get you.
04:51Hold it right there.
04:52See?
04:52See, I caught you, didn't I?
04:54Get you.
04:54Listen, what were you doing back there nosing around?
04:56Nothing, Sheriff.
04:57Honest.
04:58I just wanted to use your telephone.
04:59See, that's a naughty naughty, cause you're telling a lie.
05:01See, I know what it was.
05:02You were gonna tell somebody on the other end what you heard.
05:05Heard what?
05:06Heard that Bosch and I were gonna take those mo-
05:10No, no, no, you don't.
05:11No, you don't.
05:11All right.
05:12Get up.
05:12I'm gonna arrest you for trespassing.
05:14Oh.
05:15Help me up here.
05:16Trespassing.
05:18And I'm alive.
05:36Look out.
05:39Oh, look out.
05:40Look out.
05:46Look out.
05:48Look out.
05:50Oh.
05:51Oh.
05:51E.
05:57All right?
05:58Yeah, all right.
05:59All right.
06:00You.
06:00What are you saying?
06:01You think you own the road? You know what I ought to do to you?
06:04I ought to take you down there to Hooskow and cuff you to stuff you.
06:07You mean you ain't gonna? Oh, heck no.
06:09I haven't got time for such peasely things as arresting you dukes.
06:12I've got more important things to take care of.
06:14Well, all right.
06:19You see what you... You done scuffing.
06:27See? I'll be... You get it out of here.
06:31You get it. Get that out of here, too.
06:40He's there. I'll tell you.
06:42Yeah. Did you see what...
06:47Stop. Stop. That girl's my prisoner.
06:54They're not paying no attention.
06:56I'm serious.
07:18Get home. Get.
07:20This is the voice of the log, idiot.
07:22Yeah, yeah.
07:34I wish Frasco makeup is mine.
07:36He already let us go once.
07:37I've got a feeling he ain't gonna make that decision twice in one day.
07:40Hang on.
07:46Oh, I'm sorry.
07:47Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
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07:59-hoo-hoo.
08:09Another day, another lost Roscoe.
08:19Don't want it, Flesh. You done lost him.
08:22The boys decided to load up the bikes and get home for supper.
08:25Uncle Jesse's crawdad bisped and grits souffle.
08:28Looks like we got us a stowaway.
08:29No, we ain't. We got us a pretty stowaway.
08:31Ease up, fella. She looks scared enough as it is.
08:33Are you all right, honey?
08:35It's okay.
08:37I'm fine, thanks. Except for a few bumps.
08:40You always drive like that?
08:41No, he only does that when he's being chased by the sheriff.
08:44It was me. He was after.
08:45What's Roscoe doing chasing a pretty thing like you?
08:47Trespassing, he said.
08:49Trespassing?
08:50Well, that don't make no sense.
08:52Everybody around Hazard trespasses on everybody else anyway.
08:55Oh, hey, by the way, I'm Luke Duke.
08:57Yeah, I'm Bo Duke.
08:58That's Bo, and that's Daisy.
08:59Cousin Daisy.
08:59Hi, I'm Mindy Lou.
09:01Mindy Lou?
09:01All right.
09:04Cletus, this is your superior officer, Roscoe beat Coltrane.
09:09Those Duke boys just aided and abetted a criminal girl to escape.
09:13Now, I want you to block every road in the county.
09:15Is that a big tin Ford? Come on.
09:17I got you, Sheriff.
09:19Every road?
09:20Buzzards on a buzzsaw. How do I do that?
09:24Every road?
09:27Boss Hogg, this is Sheriff Roscoe beat Coltrane.
09:29Roscoe, I've been listening to both of you, you kind of ship.
09:33Now, do listen to me.
09:34Sooner or later, that girl is going to play up everything she heard to the Dukes.
09:38Now, if you don't get her and the Dukes and knock them up quick, you can kiss your cut of
09:43the tape goodbye.
09:44Goodbye.
09:45That's a big affirmative.
09:47Well, just where are you headed, Mindy Lou?
09:49Macon, I enrolled in nursing college down there.
09:51If you're going to Macon, then what brings you to Hazard?
09:53Enrollment took every dime I got in the world.
09:56Now, I've got to raise enough money to put me through my first year.
09:58How are you planning on doing that?
10:00Well, working my way through the state.
10:01I've done people's laundry and waited on tables, and now I'm going to sell these T-shirts at the motocross
10:06race tomorrow.
10:07I got me a whole duffel bag full of them.
10:09But all I want to do is get down to Macon, because if I don't register in time, I'm going
10:13to lose all the money I put in.
10:14I don't see no reason why we can't run her down across the county line.
10:17That way, Roscoe couldn't get at her.
10:19Yeah, then we could sell them T-shirts for her, couldn't we?
10:21Then we'll send her the money in Macon.
10:22Okay.
10:23Hey, look, for now, you better ride back here like you was.
10:26But we've got to load the bike up.
10:27Yeah, here, hold on to this.
10:28Okay.
10:29All right, ready?
10:29Bring that thing around.
10:30Just cut it.
10:31Another $2,500?
10:33For what, Hogg?
10:34Well, the motocross tomorrow.
10:36I just now had to hire me a man to paint me some new signs for the race.
10:42And sign painters cost money.
10:48Yeah.
10:50Just send me motorcycles.
10:52Lots of motorcycles.
10:54You get them, Leroy.
10:55You get them.
10:58Old Cletus wouldn't hurt nobody.
11:00Except maybe himself.
11:02But he sure is good at getting in people's way.
11:04Especially the Dukes.
11:27Luke, look out, it's Cletus.
11:31Is that what they mean by keep on trucking?
11:57Well, I'm alive.
11:59Well, I guess that's as good a word as any.
12:00You didn't really think I'd hit you, did you?
12:02Oh, no, of course not.
12:04I mean, I know none of you Dukes got it in.
12:06You hurt nobody.
12:08Listen, I got some bad news for you.
12:09I got orders to arrest all three of you.
12:11You're not going to give me no trouble, are you?
12:13Who, us?
12:14Give you trouble?
12:15You're just doing your job, ain't you?
12:17Yeah, but we do have one question, though, Cletus.
12:19Seeing as how we ain't do nothing wrong, how's come you got arrested?
12:22Now, listen here.
12:22You guys can sweet talk me all you want to, but I am going to search that there truck.
12:27So, if you don't mind, excuse me, Cletus.
12:29Suit yourself.
12:45Cletus.
12:46Well, there ain't nobody in there.
12:48Right?
12:49We could have told you that.
12:50Yeah, yeah.
12:51Who'd you expect to find?
12:52Maybe John Dillinger or somebody?
12:53He's dead.
12:55I know that.
12:56Well, shoot.
12:57Sheriff told me y'all were trying to help some desperate female fugitive escape.
13:02Can you imagine us doing a thing like that?
13:04Wait a minute.
13:05Wait a minute.
13:07Whose duffel bag is that?
13:10That bear is...
13:10It's mine.
13:12It's laundry from the boar's nest, and it's mainly my little dandy.
13:16Anything, please, but you want to look?
13:18No, no, no, ma'am.
13:19My mama whitt me good.
13:20She saw me looking at stuff like that.
13:21Yeah.
13:27I thought you said your mommy would whoop you.
13:29I'm not looking.
13:29I'm not looking.
13:30You could have fooled me, Cletus.
13:33Say, Cletus, you know, now that you've found out that there ain't no girl with us but Daisy,
13:37you ain't got nothing to hold us on, do you?
13:39Yeah, I expect that's right.
13:41Y'all can just trunnel on off.
13:42Hey, thanks a lot, Cletus.
14:07I'll tell you, that little lady must move off a quick.
14:10I don't even see her get out of the truck and move into the bushes.
14:12Me neither.
14:13I'll tell you, that little lady must move off a quick.
14:14That's good she didn't.
14:16She must have been hiding under the truck all the time.
14:18Here, take a look.
14:23All right.
14:25We'd best hightail it back to the farm until Roscoe and Cletus draw up that search.
14:29Yeah.
14:29When Cletus told Roscoe about letting the Dukes go because of lack of evidence, Roscoe, of
14:34course, understood.
14:35Cletus, you know what you are?
14:37You're a dipstick.
14:38A 14-carat dipstick.
14:40Roscoe always did have an understanding nature.
14:43Cletus, I'll tell you what to look hard for.
14:45Look hard in your pay envelope next week because stupidity is subject to withholding tax.
14:52You dipstick!
14:53Roscoe, Roscoe.
14:55What?
14:55What in the world is all this yelling and screaming about out here?
14:58Well, my, oh, my, oh, my.
15:00Don't you know that a man who raises his voice gives clear evidence that he has lost complete
15:06control of himself?
15:08Oh, I'm sorry about that.
15:09Boss, it's just that it's Cletus, you know?
15:11He had those Duke boys in the palm of his hand and he let them go because that girl wouldn't
15:15win them.
15:16He's a lug nut!
15:18Mm.
15:18I'm surrounded by lug nuts!
15:20Boss, boss, boss, listen.
15:22You're losing control.
15:24Roscoe.
15:25You listen.
15:26You just find that girl or else you start finding ways of making extra money to feed
15:31an extra mouth.
15:32Extra mouth?
15:32Uh, which extra mouth is Ed?
15:34My wife, your fat sister Lulu's mouth.
15:36That's what mouth.
15:37Oh, that extra mouth.
15:38Because if that girl messes up my deal with Leroy Dibbs for their motorcycles, Leroy's
15:42gonna get mad at me.
15:44And if Leroy gets mad at me, I ain't gonna be around no more, no place, no how to do
15:49nothing to keep Lulu in the amount of grits to which she is accustomed.
15:51You hear?
15:52You hear?
15:53You hear?
15:53So find that girl for the 10th time!
15:55Find her!
15:58Well, well, it sure is nice of the three of you to come by for a visit.
16:03Maybe I can find out what's going on.
16:06Now, don't get your blood pressure up.
16:08I want my blood pressure up.
16:09Cooter's gotta call me on the CB to tell me you're all in trouble with the law.
16:13Now, what is going on?
16:14Come on, I'll show you.
16:17I managed to get in trouble with the law.
16:19That's how you manage.
16:21Hi there, ma'am.
16:22Uncle Jesse, this here's Mindy Lou Hale.
16:24Mindy Lou, this is Uncle Jesse.
16:26Welcome to the Duke farm.
16:27Seems Roscoe's been chasing her all over the county on a charge of trespassing.
16:32Trespassing?
16:32Didn't make no sense.
16:34It must be for something more important than trespassing.
16:37That's what we figured.
16:38But what?
16:39While y'all figure it out, I'm gonna take Mindy Lou inside to freshen up.
16:43Come on, honey.
16:43There you go.
16:45Nice to have you here.
16:46All right.
16:48Tidish, you got your ears on.
16:50This is Roscoe.
16:51Listen to this, boys.
16:52On all the county roads, I'm gonna go back and check out the Duke farm.
16:55I'm gone.
16:56Roger, Sheriff.
16:57Over now.
16:58Looks like we've got to get her across the county line.
17:01I know just how to do it.
17:03I'll explain it all up at still site number three.
17:05Now, you get the girls.
17:06We're gonna need all three vehicles.
17:07Let's do it.
17:08I'll get the truck.
17:10Meanwhile, Boss's chop shop was moving them stolen motorcycles
17:13through like a Detroit assembly line.
17:15Now, let's see what color you got here.
17:17Oh, orange.
17:18I like this.
17:18That's good.
17:19What's this one?
17:21Blue.
17:21That's pretty.
17:23What color you got here?
17:26Oh, red.
17:27I hate red.
17:28Look what you're doing to me.
17:29Hey, boss.
17:30Hey, boss.
17:31You doodoo.
17:31Listen, boss.
17:32I just come in to report.
17:34Oh, oh, oh.
17:35What a horrendous gunshot wound.
17:37How come you're still standing?
17:39All right.
17:40Which one of you cutthroats done shot the boss in the gizzard, huh?
17:43Let's go.
17:43Will you hush up, you doodoo?
17:45What?
17:45That's just paint.
17:47What?
17:47See?
17:49Hey, that's just paint.
17:50Yeah.
17:50Oh, I'm just so happy, little fat buddy, that you ain't dead.
17:55I don't know what I'd do without you.
17:56I do.
17:57What?
17:57You'd give yourself a raise.
17:59Oh, yeah.
17:59Now, what about them Duke boys and that girl?
18:02Bad news, bad news.
18:04I knew it.
18:05Listen, boss.
18:06I went out there at the Duke farm, and they weren't there.
18:08In fact, they weren't anywhere I looked.
18:10Well, have you tried any place you haven't looked?
18:12No.
18:13Well, why don't you try these?
18:14That's a good idea.
18:15Yeah, I thought you'd like it.
18:16Good, good.
18:18I'll get them.
18:19I'll get them.
18:20All right, all right.
18:20Just stop painting, will you?
18:22Paint, paint.
18:24At SteelSide No. 3, Mindy Lou was telling the Dukes all she could remember about her run-in
18:28with boss and Roscoe.
18:29How did all this conversation take place?
18:31I don't know, Mr. Duke.
18:33I was running in so many directions.
18:34I just don't know.
18:36It'll come to you.
18:37You recollect anything else boss had to say?
18:39No.
18:40Oh, except something about repainting his motorcycle.
18:43His motorcycle?
18:44That information was all it took to figure out boss's scam for stealing and repainting every motorcycle that he could
18:50get his hands on before the motocross.
18:51So Mindy Lou here is on the J.D. shenanigans.
18:56No wonder he wants her put away for a few days.
18:59For a few days?
19:00Well, he can't do that to me.
19:02I told you, Daisy, if I'm nothing making in two days, I'm going to lose my enrollment fee.
19:07It seems like our biggest problem is trying to get you past Roscoe and Cletus and getting you across the
19:11county line.
19:12We've got a few vehicles here.
19:14It seems to me it shouldn't be too hard to make them think she is where she ain't.
19:18She is where she ain't.
19:20In these parts, that means she can jive.
19:22And the Dukes are experts.
19:24You better pay attention, because things are going to start moving fast from here on in.
19:28All right, set them up.
19:29All right, well, let's go.
19:31Come on, come on.
19:32This here is lost sheep number one called lost sheep number two.
19:35Come back.
19:35Lost sheep, you know who that is, don't you?
19:37That's your Dukes boy, right?
19:38Good.
19:39Ah, you got lost sheep number two here.
19:41Listen, number one, you still got you-know-who with you.
19:43You're knowing that's Big Ten far.
19:45I know who the you-know-who is.
19:47It's that girl.
19:49But you're also knowing I've got to get her across the county line.
19:51Now, here's the plan.
19:53We're going to send a shepherd as a decoy across the Choctaw County line on Highway 22,
19:57whilst you and I take her across on Highway 35.
20:01See, they think they're shucking and jiving me with that you-know-who and lost sheep.
20:05And Shepard talk.
20:07That's a big ten-four, number one.
20:09But, uh, tell me, what makes you so sure that them two ten badges are going to follow Uncle Shepard,
20:13not us?
20:14Shoot, you know Flash will catch on before they do.
20:17No, we won't.
20:18We got them this time, Flash.
20:20Oh, girl, we got them.
20:24You just saw the Shuck.
20:26Now, here comes the jive.
20:28The boys and Daisy will run General past Roscoe and Cletus,
20:31while Uncle Jesse drives Mindy Lou to the county line in his truck.
20:39Cletus, this is your immediate superior officer above you,
20:42Sheriff Roscoe and Pete Coltrane.
20:45The Duke boys have you-know-who with them, the girl.
20:49And they've headed across the county line on Route 35.
20:52Is that a copy?
20:53Come on.
20:53Um, yes, sir, Sheriff.
20:55I got that.
20:56But I just saw Uncle Jesse go by and pick up on 22.
20:59He's got a girl with him.
21:00Cletus, you've met a muffin.
21:02Don't you know a decoy when you see one?
21:05Now get your posterior over on Route 35, and I mean running.
21:09Come here, I'm going good.
21:12I'm going too sticky.
21:43Oh, my favorite part, hot pursuit.
22:10Woo, woo, woo, woo, get in there.
22:22Roscoe, this is J.D. Howell calling.
22:24What in town nation is going on out there?
22:26Did you find that girl yet or no?
22:29That's enough for me, little buddy.
22:30Uh, the girl's in the Duke's car right now.
22:33Cletus is cutting them off at Bright Creek Crossroads right at this minute.
22:38Over.
22:38Good, good, good.
22:40Thanks for the tip, Roscoe.
22:42You will do.
22:44Smooth sailing from here on.
22:50Woo, woo, woo.
22:51Three, three.
22:56Woo, woo.
22:58We're going down with the ship.
23:00Woo, woo, woo.
23:02Oh, no.
23:05Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:07Oh, no, no, no.
23:18Oh, no.
23:22All right, Mindy, Luke.
23:24There's the county line.
23:26Here's a little something to see you by.
23:28and just get across there and go.
23:31Well, don't say anything. Just run.
23:33Get going.
23:35My old daddy taught me never to point a dog at someone
23:38unless you meant to use it.
23:44I got you, didn't I?
23:45All right, young lady, you're under arrest
23:47and so are you, Jesse, for harboring a fugitive.
23:51Rasko, how'd you get here?
23:53Oh, well, see, I took around 20
23:55and then I took it down the ridge.
23:57Jesse, what difference does she make a secret anyway?
24:00All right, young lady, I'm going to have to arrest you.
24:03In fact, I'm going to have to put the cuffs on you.
24:04Now, Roscoe, what?
24:07Wouldn't you rather put the cuffs on me,
24:09a dangerous criminal, before I take that gun away from you?
24:12Take my gun?
24:13Yeah, that's a good idea.
24:15Now, hold back.
24:17Run, Mindy, run!
24:18Run, Mindy, run!
24:21Mindy, Lou!
24:21Come back!
24:22Freeze!
24:25What?
24:25Jesse, you can't say freeze.
24:28Only the sheriff can say freeze.
24:29Roscoe!
24:30What?
24:31You put one foot over that line,
24:33you're out of your jurisdiction.
24:35And there ain't a judge in this county
24:36that won't take away your gun and your badge
24:38and I'll testify to it.
24:40You would testify that?
24:41I'd testify.
24:43Oh, he just...
24:44Oh, he just...
24:44Oh, he just...
24:45Oh, it's going to be, Roscoe.
24:47Your badge
24:49or arresting an old duke.
24:52Well, you're just...
24:53I'm going to have to settle for arresting an old duke.
24:56Put it out there.
24:57You know something?
24:58It seems to me once in a while
25:00that one of you dukes will cooperate.
25:02You know that?
25:03Yeah.
25:03You know that furiates me.
25:05Well...
25:05You know this...
25:06Oh, you're going to have to drive.
25:07Yeah, I'll drive.
25:10Well, Bo, Luke, and Daisy
25:11were pretty happy
25:12about the way they thought things
25:13that turned out for the good.
25:15Of course, they had no idea
25:17that Uncle Jesse was on his way to jail.
25:23Yeah, that'll be 62 cents worth it, buddy.
25:26That ought to get you all the way to Yokohama.
25:30Good luck in that race, man.
25:42All right.
25:44All right.
25:46All right.
25:47Listen.
25:48All right.
25:48Come on.
25:49Come on.
25:53Break a one.
25:54Break a one.
25:55Might be crazy,
25:55but I ain't dumb crazy.
25:56Cooter coming at you.
25:57Any of y'all dukes on when I have your net?
25:58Come on.
25:59Yeah.
26:01Yeah, Cooter, go ahead.
26:02You got the dukes.
26:03What's going on?
26:04Hey, y'all, if I ain't mistaken,
26:05I just saw Roscoe taking Uncle Jesse
26:07into the slammer.
26:08You got any idea what's going on?
26:09Come back.
26:12Did you happen to notice
26:13whether they had a girl with them?
26:14I'm negatory, y'all.
26:15Hey, listen here now.
26:16You want me to go over there
26:16and bust him out?
26:18No, thanks, Cooter.
26:19Much obliged for the information, though.
26:21Okay, y'all holler if you need me here.
26:22I'll hang tight.
26:23Now I'm gone.
26:24Yeah, we're gone, too.
26:27Roscoe must have picked Uncle Jesse up
26:29just after he dropped Mindy Lou off.
26:31Well, Luke, we got to get him out of there.
26:34We're going to need some leverage, Joe.
26:35Boss ain't just going to open up the cell door.
26:37Luke, what kind of leverage do we have, though?
26:39We sure would have some
26:40if we could find out
26:40where them stolen bikes are hid.
26:42That's great.
26:42All we got to do now
26:43is figure out where they are.
26:48Hey.
26:48Mindy Lou,
26:49you're supposed to be a making by now.
26:51I just saw your Uncle Jesse arrested
26:53and I couldn't let that happen
26:54because of me.
26:55Well, listen, don't worry about it.
26:56We'll get him out.
26:56I want to help.
26:57It was all my fault.
26:59Now, I ain't going nowhere
27:00until you're all out of this trouble
27:01I brought you.
27:02Mindy Lou?
27:02You've been like family to me.
27:04Family I ain't never had.
27:05Look, it ain't...
27:06Now, hush.
27:07I heard what you all were saying
27:08and maybe I can help you find that barn
27:10where I seen that sheriff
27:11and little fat man in white.
27:12Barn?
27:13You said barn.
27:14You never mentioned no barn before.
27:16I didn't.
27:17Well, it was.
27:18Oh, Luke, I'm sorry.
27:19I guess I got so scared I forgot.
27:21I guess I didn't exactly ask either.
27:23You remember where it was?
27:24It's not far from where I ran away
27:26from the sheriff
27:26and got in your truck.
27:27Let's see,
27:28that'd put it right off
27:28old Mount Vernon Highway,
27:29wouldn't it?
27:30Uh-huh.
27:30Yeah, the only barn up there
27:31is the old Peabody barn.
27:32Let's get moving.
27:33Let's see.
27:34You guys take a seat.
27:34Hey, you drive.
27:35Meanwhile,
27:36them stolen motorcycles
27:37were just pouring in
27:38to boss's spray paint operation
27:39and at the rate they're going,
27:41the tri-county's gonna be a foot race.
27:48G.D., you and Roscoe both know
27:50you ain't got no right
27:51to hold me in here.
27:52That girl was a hitchhiker
27:54and all I did was give her a ride.
27:55That's all.
27:57Sure, you did.
27:58Oh, sure, you did.
28:00Yeah, well,
28:01I guess we'll let the judge
28:02be the judge of that.
28:04Yeah, we'll just let the judge
28:05be the judge of that.
28:07And you're the judge.
28:08Yeah, I'm the judge.
28:10I just love your way of words.
28:12I love it, I love it.
28:16Now I know what a laughing hyena
28:17sounds like.
28:18Oh, well, still,
28:19you were the one
28:19who let the girl get away.
28:21Yeah, and she's gonna
28:22cause us trouble, you know that.
28:24Oh, uh, G.D.,
28:25what kind of trouble
28:26would that be?
28:28Oh, well, I...
28:28This girl's such a nibby-nose,
28:30she was over there
28:30and overheard Boss and I
28:32talking about this paint...
28:33Don't hurt, Roscoe!
28:34You come down over here
28:36and zip up them
28:37flapping lips of yours.
28:39Listen, listen,
28:40you don't have to be afraid
28:41of me about...
28:41You don't have to worry
28:43about that girl.
28:44She's out of the county.
28:44I saw her leave myself.
28:46There's no way she can tell
28:47anybody about your paint shop.
28:48Yeah, well, you just
28:49get out there
28:50and double-check
28:50everything's all right.
28:52Listen, Flash and I,
28:53we'll get out there
28:53faster than you can say
28:54Jack Robinson.
28:56Jack Robinson.
28:57You didn't know.
28:59You cheated.
29:01Jump on with you!
29:02Get going!
29:03Take this walking
29:04flea trap with you!
29:06Oh, what?
29:06No, she's not a
29:07jump on flea trap.
29:09You're a trap.
29:10You're a walk.
29:11No.
29:30Jack Pock.
29:31Let's get out of here.
29:36Hey!
29:37I got me a notion.
29:39Luke's plan needed cooters,
29:40so Daisy went back
29:41to get him while
29:42Bo and Luke took
29:42Mindy Lou and her T-shirts
29:44back to the old steel site.
30:04It might not be a bad
30:06idea for you
30:06to hunker down there
30:07and back.
30:08No, it wouldn't do
30:08me and Luke's reputation
30:09no good to be found
30:10with a desperate
30:11female fugitive
30:12now, would it?
30:27It's those Duke boys.
30:29Hang on, folks.
30:36Get that old Duke clan
30:38in one fair old swoop.
30:40I love it.
30:41I love it.
30:58Hang on.
30:59I'm going to try
30:59and lose them
31:00through Timber Top Acres.
31:06It's real hard
31:07to lose anything
31:07going through Timber Top Acres,
31:09except your supper.
31:11Just hang on
31:11back here,
31:12Mindy Lou.
31:31All right,
31:32we're going to have
31:32to try Wilton Bridge.
31:37Sometimes it's easier
31:39to drive in Hazard County
31:40if you stay off the road.
31:53What a horrendous crash
31:54that was, Flash.
31:55You okay?
31:56Listen, one wolf out
31:58out of you
31:58to my insurance agent
31:59about this
32:00and you're going
32:01back into the doghouse.
32:02I'm not kidding now.
32:05Don't you worry
32:05about Uncle Jesse.
32:06The Duke stick together
32:08and Luke's plan
32:09to get Jesse out
32:09was taking shape.
32:11Even though that
32:11motocross starts tomorrow,
32:13there's still going to be
32:13folks filtering in
32:14from all over the country
32:15on their bikes.
32:16Now, Bo,
32:16you take Daisy down
32:17to where she can greet
32:18them with Mindy Lou's
32:19T-shirts.
32:19Gotcha.
32:20And I'm going to sell
32:20a lot of them.
32:21Correction,
32:22you ain't going to sell them,
32:22you're going to give them away.
32:23What?
32:24Luke.
32:25Give one to every girl
32:26with hair anything
32:26like Mindy Lou's.
32:27Luke, what's she supposed
32:28to do for her money
32:29for school?
32:29Daisy, listen,
32:30it's the only way
32:30to plan to work, all right?
32:31No, I don't mind, Daisy.
32:32You go ahead, Luke.
32:33All right.
32:34Now, Cooter,
32:34you set on what
32:35you're going to do?
32:36Can of corn.
32:37You bait them,
32:37I'll hook them.
32:38I don't know
32:38what they're going
32:39to use for bait,
32:40but if they're going
32:41to catch old boss,
32:42they better get a big hook.
32:44All right.
32:50We're still coming in
32:50for the big race
32:51the next day.
32:52And if boss gets his way,
32:54they'll all be walking
32:55when it's over.
33:08Come on, girls.
33:09Come here and get
33:10your free motocross T-shirts.
33:12Don't forget to wear them
33:12to the race.
33:14Here, size small for you.
33:15Here you go.
33:16Here you go.
33:23Hey, boss.
33:24Look who's back in town.
33:26Hi, old dog.
33:27Kill the girl.
33:29Get your girl back here.
33:30You hear me?
33:31She's a good kid.
33:34I'll get you.
33:35I'll get you.
33:39Oh, come on.
33:40Oh, no, no, no, no.
33:42Daisy, Daisy.
34:12Come back here.
34:14Come back here
34:15with that jackpot.
34:16There we are.
34:43That's a big 10-4, little fat buddy.
34:47I got you too, Cousin Boss.
34:50Old Boss just took Luke's bank.
34:52Now comes the fun.
34:57Cousin One, call in two and three.
34:59Cousin One, call in two and three.
35:01There you go.
35:04I have two here. Go ahead, one.
35:06Yeah, I got that little fat guy in a white suit right behind me.
35:09Is that a cycle?
35:10You mean to tell me Boss Hogg is riding a motorcycle?
35:12Ha! Yeah, that's what I thought, but he sure can't ride.
35:16Cousin Three, you got any T-shirts left?
35:18Uh, no, I'm afraid not.
35:21Seems there's a whole lot of pretty girls around here with hair just like Mindy Lou's.
35:24All right then, pack it in. Everything's go.
35:32Hey!
35:42Let's hit it, Daisy. We've got to go pick up Cooter.
35:44Yeah.
36:00Let's hit it, Daisy. We've got to go pick up Cooter.
36:08Hey!
36:09Hey, all right.
36:11Roscoe, lead us.
36:13This is Daisy Hogg. Look, I lost.
36:15I just lost.
36:16You keep a shop eye out for the girl in the T-shirt.
36:19You hear me?
36:20Uh, that's a big 10-4, little buddy.
36:23Uh, in fact, I see her right now.
36:26Just over and out.
36:27Oh, ho, ho, ho.
36:28Just...
36:32All right, I got you.
36:33What's your doing?
36:35Uh, this is a nice day, innit?
36:37Have a good time.
36:39Just make yourself at home.
36:41Just a...
36:42Freeze!
36:43Just this, see there?
36:45I got...
36:46Uh, you make that a nut, freeze.
36:50That's a... that's a big sucker, innit?
36:51I bet that thing with this wheelie...
36:53Good.
36:54You ever see a pearl-handled pistol?
36:55Would you like to make a fast draw with it?
36:57It's just, you know...
37:01All right.
37:03You too.
37:04Hold it right there.
37:04You're under arrest.
37:08Oh, well, did I say arrest?
37:11My mistake.
37:13My mistake.
37:14Sorry.
37:25Hang on.
37:32That's all right.
37:41Hey, boss, looking for us?
37:42Hey!
37:44Come on!
37:44Hey!
37:50Hey!
38:03Hey!
38:05Hey!
38:07Hey!
38:10Hey!
38:22Hey, fellas, what are you up to?
38:26What are your people doing here?
38:28Nothing with this little video.
38:43Hey, remind me to leave this lady a tip next time we're at the boar's nest.
38:48If you take care of all this stuff, we can take care of these turkeys, Cooter.
39:13I'm on my way, little bat buddy.
39:16Me too, Cousin Boss.
39:22All right, we're on our way then.
39:25Hang on me, little.
39:37What's wrong?
39:38There's nothing wrong, but if we're going to clear that creek, we've got to get a better run-in.
40:15All right, Mindy Lou.
40:17Now the rest is up the boss, if we're lucky.
40:28Hey, what a ride, you mean, you.
40:33Hey, damn motorcycle, I'll bring you in.
40:38All right, all right, you men.
40:40You men, now listen.
40:41We're going to move out all these motorcycles and all that paint.
40:45I'm going to call it about transferring my operation so pretty soon.
40:48Damn, damn, damn.
40:50What's wrong with it?
40:51Didn't you hear me?
40:52I said move.
40:53You want them to find us with all this stuff?
40:55Move, move, move.
40:58These motorcycles are evidence on the charge of being lost, Nick.
41:01There's a one-week ticket to the creek.
41:04Is that where you all want to go?
41:05You might have to go there, boss.
41:07Unless we work some kind of deal.
41:09There he is.
41:09And that's the girl.
41:10All right, go get him and tie him up.
41:12Go on, go on.
41:15What you doing with that?
41:16What?
41:16I didn't say to him.
41:18You're the Dukes, Dukes, Dukes!
41:21And one Davenport.
41:22Yeah, where are all my men?
41:24Boss, they're over there.
41:25You dodos!
41:27All right, all right, all right.
41:29Don't be so smug.
41:30You all are going straight to jail for, um, for, uh...
41:34Trespassing, boss?
41:35Ain't that what you charged Mindy Lou here with
41:37when she overheard you talking about stealing and selling all these bikes?
41:40Ah, she can't prove a thing.
41:41It's her word against mine.
41:43I don't hardly think so, boss.
41:44It's more like your word against yours.
41:46Huh?
41:47Go ahead, show them, Cooter.
41:48Oh, yeah, boss.
41:49See, you've been confessing into this little microphone
41:51ever since you've been here.
41:53I'm from...
41:53You know that dang thing?
41:55Oh, no, wait a minute!
41:56Wait a minute!
41:57No, no, no!
42:03Hey, boss.
42:04Huh?
42:04Listen up here, boss.
42:05These motorcycles, they're everything
42:07that's under charge of me and lawfully.
42:09It's a one-way ticket to the clique.
42:11Is that where you don't want to go?
42:12All right, hold on, boss.
42:13Get on over here.
42:14We're going to do this a little horse-trading, hazard style.
42:16What kind of deal are you talking about?
42:18Well, you can figure for yourself
42:19what old boss had to give the Dukes
42:21to get that tape recording from them.
42:25Jesse was released,
42:26and all the charges against all the Dukes was dropped.
42:36And wouldn't you know it,
42:37Bo won the motocross going away.
42:40He even got his picture in the paper.
42:45As for boss, he had to return all them stolen motorcycles
42:48to the rightful owners.
42:49And for the first time,
42:51he was out of a crooked business
42:52before he ever got into it,
42:54thanks to the Dukes.
42:56Mindy Lou got to go to nursing college in Macon,
42:58because Bo donated his racing winnings
43:00for her tuition.
43:01And all in all,
43:02it's been a pretty nice day in Hazard,
43:04except for Johnny Paycheck,
43:05who got caught in boss' celebrity speed trap.
43:07Take this job and shove it.
43:11I ain't working here no more.
43:15The woman done left,
43:17and took all the reasons
43:18I was working for.
43:21You better not try to stand in my way
43:25as I'm walking out the door.
43:28Take this job and shove it.
43:31I ain't working here no more.
43:37I've been working in this family
43:40for now fifteen years.
43:43All this time I watched my woman
43:47drownin' in a pool of tears.
43:50And I've seen a lot of good folk die,
43:54had a lot of bills to pay.
43:57I'd give the shirt right off of my back,
44:00and I had the guts to save.
44:04Take this job and shove it.
44:06I ain't working here no more.
44:10The woman done left,
44:12and took all the reasons
44:14I wasn't working for.
44:17You better not try to stand in my way
44:20as I'm walking out the door.
44:23Take this job and shove it.
44:27I ain't working here no more.
44:31Well, that woman, he's a really dog.
44:36The line boss, he's a fool.
44:39Got a brand new flat, torn bear cut.
44:42Lord, he thinks he's cool.
44:45One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top,
44:49and that sucker, he's gonna pay.
44:52Lord, I can't wait to see their faces
44:55when I get the nerve to save.
44:59Take this job and shove it.
45:01I ain't working here no more.
45:05I ain't working here no more.
45:06The woman done left,
45:07and took all the reasons
45:09I wasn't working for.
45:12You better not try to stand in my way
45:15as I'm walking out the door.
45:19Take this job and shove it.
45:21I ain't working here no more.
45:25Take this job and shove it.
45:36All right, all right.
45:37Just a minute.
45:39Hey, just a minute.
45:39I gotta talk to you, Johnny.
45:41Now, listen, I like your singing a lot, you know,
45:43and that's a mighty pretty tune there,
45:45but let me ask you,
45:47are those the real words to that song?
45:49Oh, them's the exact words.
45:50Something wrong with them?
45:51Uh, yeah, yeah, kind of.
45:53I didn't like it none.
45:54Ain't it un-American?
45:55Un-American?
45:56Let me tell you something.
45:57See these guys over here?
45:58I'm like them.
45:59I've always been against the establishment.
46:00Uh, uh, well, look,
46:02I was gonna tear up your speeding ticket here,
46:04but now I think I'm gonna hear the sheriff
46:06write you another ticket
46:08for inciting to riot
46:09and disturbing the status quo.
46:11Well, I'll tell you what.
46:12You go ahead and do that,
46:13and then I'll sing a song
46:14and tell you what you can do
46:15with both them tickets.
46:15How's that?
46:18All right, all right, all right.
46:19Please, no, no.
46:20You're a free land.
46:22You can go.
46:23You're a free land.
46:24I can go.
46:28You're a free land.
46:56You're a free land.
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