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The Duke family lives in Hazzard County, Georgia. Their patriarch is Jesse Duke, a farmer and former moonshiner who's very wise, and probably the most trusted person in six counties; his nephews, Bo and Luke, and his niece, Daisy, live on the Duke farm with him. Jesse raised Bo, Luke, and Daisy after their parents died in an auto accident.
The Duke family had been making moonshine for generations. A few years ago, Bo and Luke got stopped on a moonshine run. Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride and signed a treaty with the U.S. government to stop making moonshine if Bo and Luke could be released on probation. Since then, Jesse has kept his word and no longer runs moonshine. Even though Bo and Luke are on probation, that does not stop them from having their share of fun. They help Jesse run the Duke farm, and they have a souped-up orange Dodge Charger called the General Lee. Daisy works as a waitress at the Boar's Nest, the most popular bar/restaurant in the county. The Boar's Nest is owned by the corrupt Hazzard County commissioner, Boss Jefferson Davis "J.D." Hogg. Boss Hogg owns just about everything in Hazzard County, including bumbling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. Boss would do just about anything to make a dishonest dollar, but he does not condone violence.
Boss is planning to have Rosco receive a delivery of slot machines, and Rosco is loyal enough to do whatever Boss tells him to. After about 20 years as one of the best lawmen in the state, most of Rosco's pension got defeated in the last bond election in Hazzard County, and as a result, Rosco turned bitter and crooked. Now he is up for re-election, against an even more corrupt opponent. After highjacking the shipment of illegal slot machines, Bo and Luke form a plan to distribute the machines to civic clubs and organizations in the area, and use their proceeds from the sales to help the local orphanage get renovated before the health department shuts it down.
The Duke family had been making moonshine for generations. A few years ago, Bo and Luke got stopped on a moonshine run. Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride and signed a treaty with the U.S. government to stop making moonshine if Bo and Luke could be released on probation. Since then, Jesse has kept his word and no longer runs moonshine. Even though Bo and Luke are on probation, that does not stop them from having their share of fun. They help Jesse run the Duke farm, and they have a souped-up orange Dodge Charger called the General Lee. Daisy works as a waitress at the Boar's Nest, the most popular bar/restaurant in the county. The Boar's Nest is owned by the corrupt Hazzard County commissioner, Boss Jefferson Davis "J.D." Hogg. Boss Hogg owns just about everything in Hazzard County, including bumbling Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. Boss would do just about anything to make a dishonest dollar, but he does not condone violence.
Boss is planning to have Rosco receive a delivery of slot machines, and Rosco is loyal enough to do whatever Boss tells him to. After about 20 years as one of the best lawmen in the state, most of Rosco's pension got defeated in the last bond election in Hazzard County, and as a result, Rosco turned bitter and crooked. Now he is up for re-election, against an even more corrupt opponent. After highjacking the shipment of illegal slot machines, Bo and Luke form a plan to distribute the machines to civic clubs and organizations in the area, and use their proceeds from the sales to help the local orphanage get renovated before the health department shuts it down.
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00:00I'm going to nail Bo and Luke Duke.
00:14Nail it.
00:15Oh, crazy gooder talking, turkey coming right down my alley.
00:19I'm having a picnic.
00:21Which way to the beach?
00:22I want those slot machines.
00:25Now we got them.
00:26We got them.
00:30I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
00:38Happy birthday, Daisy.
00:41Why, thank you, Anna.
00:42Now get her out.
00:48Don't stand her, go get her!
00:51Woo-hoo!
00:54Welcome to Hazard County.
01:00Just a good old boy
01:07Never meaning no harm
01:11Beats all you never saw
01:15Been in trouble with the law since the day they were born
01:18Straightened the curve
01:21Flanding the hills
01:25Someday the mountain might get them
01:30But the law never will
01:31Making their way
01:35The only way they know how
01:38That's just a little bit more than the normal life
01:45Just a good old boy
01:48Wouldn't change if they could
01:51Fighting the system like a two modern-day Robin Hood
01:58Yee-hoo!
02:02Yee-hoo!
02:05Welcome
02:06To Hazard County
02:08Yee-hoo!
02:19Yee-hoo!
02:19Yee-haw!
02:20You've probably noticed there's something different here.
02:28Well, this is Hazard County.
02:30They do things different here.
02:37This is Bo Duke and Luke Duke.
02:40They're cousins.
02:42They fight the system.
02:47You know, when I got up this morning,
02:49the biggest thing in my mind was to do a little rabbit hunt.
02:51Yeah, and then the hound dog runs off.
02:53My car is taken.
02:54And now we're chasing the sheriff's car.
02:56Ain't you glad we ain't in a big city where life gets complicated?
02:59Pay up.
03:00Would you mind waiting till this is over?
03:02Move it, man. What are you doing? Taking a break?
03:04Well, if you'd tuned this car instead of chasing women last night,
03:07we'd have already had him.
03:08Not with you. It was sleep at the wheel.
03:13Grab that sign.
03:14You grab it.
03:15Well, I can't. I'm driving.
03:17Oh, is that what you call it?
03:19Try not to lose him, okay?
03:24It wouldn't be much of a chase if we do.
03:26Bo, you drive like my fanny whips apple butter.
03:56You know what, I kind of admire the way he handles that thing.
04:17Shoot, fire, and save box matches.
04:23Oh, you're davenport, you ain't got the sense a good lord promised a turkey.
04:27Hey, Luke, what's that, Bo?
04:29Think you gonna see what he hit with your car?
04:32You borrowed my car this morning, what'd you do with it?
04:34Oh, I used it to run the sheriff off the road to make him mad.
04:37When he jumped out, you jumped into his, right?
04:40Well, why did you steal the sheriff's collar?
04:42Well, he unpounded mine.
04:44It seemed only fair to take his.
04:47Oh, using my car.
04:49Oh, that's real good, Cooter.
04:50Well, I told you not to lend Cooter your car.
04:52Cooter, do you realize what it's going to take to straighten all this out?
04:57No.
05:00Well, hello, bandit.
05:07Now, what's that doing there?
05:08Well, maybe it's took in a raid.
05:09There ain't no slot machines in Hazard County.
05:12There's going to be soon.
05:13He's bringing them in.
05:14Who is?
05:16Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane.
05:18That's him.
05:20Sheriff Roscoe Coltrane.
05:24After 30 years as a fairly honest lawman,
05:27most of Roscoe's pension got defeated in the last bond election.
05:31Now, this left Roscoe to face retirement on a bad case of hemorrhoids.
05:35And about two years left in office to grab all he could.
05:38So overnight, Roscoe became the best lawman that money could buy.
05:43He got a rake-off from moonshine, contraband,
05:46and even portable prostitution in two crews and RV campers.
05:50Now, old Roscoe is up for re-election.
05:54That means the one man he's got to see is Boss Hogg.
05:58If Sheriff Roscoe runs the county,
06:04Boss Hogg runs Roscoe.
06:10Now, Boss eats at the boar's desk
06:12because his wife, Lulu, is a lousy cook.
06:15Now, you can tell a lot about a man by what he eats for breakfast.
06:19Boss usually has coffee and raw liver.
06:21Well, at least he don't dunk it.
06:30Well, Boss, them slot machines is coming in today.
06:33Good.
06:34Tell me something.
06:35Did the police get your car back?
06:43Boss, listen,
06:46I don't think I'm getting enough rake-off on them slot machines, you know?
06:50I mean, I've got a lot of expenses, you know?
06:53With the election and it's...
06:55Listen, I'm taking all the responsibility
07:00putting them slot machines in, you know?
07:03And you owe me, Boss.
07:05I owe you?
07:07Yeah.
07:08Roscoe, I've overpaid any debt I'll ever have to you.
07:12Because you married my fat sister.
07:14I married your fat sister.
07:16Boss, about the election.
07:20Well, you just better win.
07:22That honest John Ledbetter who's running against you
07:25can't be bought.
07:27You mean tell me he's honest?
07:30He's so crooked he makes you look straight.
07:34But he's clean, ruthless.
07:36You're dirty, ruthless.
07:38Give me dirty, ruthless, anything.
07:42Listen, I'm going to beat him.
07:43I'll beat him.
07:44Hey, you're good.
07:46Roscoe, with your image right now,
07:50if you were the only man running...
07:52I'd come in second.
07:53You'd come in second.
07:55Good.
07:57Hmm?
07:57Jesse Duke is a Klan patriarch.
08:03Now, you're going to love old Jesse.
08:05He's quite a study.
08:07Jesse's a retired moonshiner.
08:09And he's very religious.
08:11Although he's well-read,
08:13he's rough as a mouthful of bark when he's riled.
08:16Bo and Luke always have breakfast with Jesse,
08:18except on Saturdays,
08:19when they eat at the garage,
08:21on donuts and beer.
08:22Keep your car back from the sheriff yet?
08:26Dumb Gooter, Davenport.
08:28Dumb Gooter, you're the one that loaned your car to him.
08:32Next time you want to loan your car to a fool like that,
08:35just run it over and quit.
08:36Save gas.
08:37Mr. Duke?
08:41Oh, howdy.
08:42Remember me?
08:43Jill Dobson.
08:44The orphanage fund?
08:45Sure, sure.
08:46And I got some money ready for you.
08:47Oh, thank you so much.
08:49Excuse me.
08:50I really appreciate everything that you've done.
08:52I'll just get it.
08:53Okay, thank you.
08:54Jill Dobson?
08:55Your little Jilly Ray Dobson?
08:56Well, it's just Jill now.
08:58Well, I haven't seen you since you run off to college.
09:00It's been a while.
09:01Hey, Luke.
09:02Ain't it wonderful what hormones can do?
09:04Mmm.
09:05Well, what are you doing now?
09:09Well, since I got back, I've been working on the orphanage project.
09:13The health department's going to close it down if it's not completely renovated.
09:16Well, what about the county funds?
09:19Unfortunately, it's not eligible for county funds.
09:21It was privately endowed years ago, and the money just seems to have run out now.
09:25So you're going to save the old place all by yourself, huh?
09:28Well, I was raised there.
09:30Well, me and Luke be glad to help out now, wouldn't we, Luke?
09:34Nope.
09:35Well, what do you mean, nope?
09:36It's your civic duty.
09:37Well, at least two of them kids at that orphanage could be yours.
09:41Bo's always bragging on me.
09:44You know what I remember most about you, Jill?
09:46What?
09:48Your crush on me.
09:50Isn't it funny how our tastes change when we mature?
09:52Was that a compliment?
09:56You'll probably think it is.
09:59Now, all this romance does eventually fit into Roscoe's election.
10:04So y'all stick with us.
10:05The Boar's Nest, owned by Boston.
10:35All is the slickest club in Hazard.
10:38All the elite go there.
10:40It has a dollar cover charge to keep out the riffraff.
10:43You know, I just don't understand you.
10:45I don't see why you don't want to help Jill with the orphanage fund.
10:48We got nothing else cooking.
10:49She don't do nothing for me.
10:51I hate skinny women.
10:53He just ain't got no taste, that's all.
10:55I swear, if women was birds, you'd probably date a buzzer.
10:58And you'd date a crane.
11:00No meat.
11:00I'm collecting this.
11:04What for?
11:05Lining the rabbit's cage.
11:09Face up.
11:10Daisy Duke is Boa and Luke's cousin.
11:21I wish you was on the menu.
11:25She drives like Richard Pedder, shoots like Annie Oakland,
11:28and knows the words to all of Dolly Parton's homes.
11:38Hey, Jerry, I met you.
11:39You know, if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.
11:41You've never stopped anyone in this family before.
11:44You got a point there.
11:46Fill it up there, Jerry.
11:48Stick it easy.
11:48Hey, now, don't forget, we got plans later.
11:54Get your cotton pick and paws off.
11:56Well, now, when I finally got hold,
11:58I think I'll just hang on.
12:01Now, I feel kind of nice.
12:03I can't fall.
12:03Oh.
12:18You okay?
12:22I'm all right.
12:24Oh, now, Bo, why did you step in like that?
12:26I'm going to get charged for two years.
12:28Oh, believe me, honey, I'm not going to do it again.
12:30Are you really going out with that sharecropper?
12:32Luke, of course not.
12:34Is that dude bothering you, honey?
12:35Oh, he just thinks he's this big-shot gangster
12:37because he's going to unload some slot machines
12:39off this fertilizer truck.
12:40Doesn't exactly make him out.
12:42Hey, little man, don't go put my business out on the street.
12:45Hey, dude, hey, sit down.
12:47You got me to mess with now.
12:48Hey, little man, you okay?
12:50Really?
12:51His brother's bringing in these slot machines
12:52on a fertilizer truck?
12:54Then that silly dude wants me to go to the no-tell motel with him.
12:58Says he'll take me off to Nashville,
13:00see the Grand Ole Opry, the works.
13:02I reckon I've never wanted to see anything that bad.
13:05Not even a dolly party.
13:07Can you imagine the look on Roscoe's face
13:12when he opens up that fertilizer truck?
13:13And all he sees is fertilizer.
13:16Hey, Bo!
13:24What's hey, Luke?
13:25How you doing?
13:26Hey, hey, hey.
13:26Hello, Cooter.
13:28Y'all still driving this thing on the road?
13:29Yep.
13:30Hey, I was wondering.
13:31No, you can't borrow it.
13:32Where's my share of that trucking money you owe me?
13:35Oh, I gave you the boat.
13:36How come?
13:37Well, you see, I owed him 50,
13:40and y'all being kin, I figured it.
13:42We is even.
13:45Hey, look at here now.
13:47Hey, Luke.
13:48Hey, how you doing?
13:49Hey, Brody.
13:49What are you looking for?
13:50Hello, man.
13:51What are you doing?
13:52Hey, Mr. Dobro.
13:54Y'all in for a little fun?
13:55We got our cars.
13:56Yeah?
13:57What's on?
13:58Sheriff Roscoe.
13:59Sheriff Roscoe?
14:02Bo and Luke laid it out for him.
14:05After a gut-busting lamp,
14:06he cranked up and cut out.
14:20Yahoo!
14:23Yahoo!
14:24Yahoo!
14:24Yahoo!
14:25Go straight.
14:29Go straight.
14:30It's all right.
14:31I know where I'm going.
14:46Oh, I love your shortcut.
14:48You're cute.
14:49They must have just changed this
14:50since last time a girl chased me through here.
14:52You know, Bo, you could lose your way on a race track.
14:57Heard Reynolds never seems to get it off.
15:13He's got a mustache.
15:14He's got a mustache.
15:14Now, if there's one thing them old boys love better than a race on the track.
15:25It's a chase on the road.
15:26Yeah, I mean, I love your movetely Modal, you know, and that's all right.
15:32Come on.
15:34Now, I won't mind.
15:35You're going to spring him.
15:37You're going to start being unbelievable.
15:39Bye.
15:44Let's go!
15:44Let's go!
15:45Hey!
15:45JaguTierianned.
15:45Hey!
15:46All right.
15:47Ho!
15:47You're going to the меня on the road.
15:48You're going to içe having something else.
15:49I know I know that I'll explain this.
15:50You're going to experience it.
15:51You're going to展 bones.
15:52So you're going toxate them.
15:52Yeah.
15:53And what you're gonna use...
15:53You're going to be just a little bit in the wheelchair.
15:54Since they all had CVs, they'd set up a net with each man on a different road.
16:19Whoever spotted the fertilizer truck would call back to Bo and Luke, who would intercept.
16:24Dobro Doolin staked out on the interchange.
16:29This here's Dobro Doolin coming to you live from the interchange.
16:35Old Brody watching 76 South and Crazy Cooter covered 421.
16:41For that fertilizer truck to get by, it'd have to leave the road and come over land.
16:47It ain't gonna work. Can't miss.
16:51What if it does work? What are we gonna do with all them slot machines?
16:56Well, never thought about that. You'll think of something.
17:01Old Crazy Cooter talking. Turkey coming right down my alley. Gobble, gobble.
17:10I'll read you, Cooter. You copy that, Daisy? Cooter's on 421.
17:1410-4. Get it.
17:17Looky here, looky. What have we got here?
17:32Leroy, let's leave that gun right here. I'm gonna steer that away.
17:48Are you having trouble, little lady? Yeah, I'm having a picnic. Which way to the beach?
17:58There ain't no beach around here. Oh, and me with this basket full of lemonade and chitlin sandwiches.
18:05All right, boys. Raise them high and don't turn around.
18:11Now, you all promised me you wouldn't bring machine guns. Machine guns?
18:15Lord have mercy. Good luck, fellas.
18:19You ain't going nowhere, Hawk.
18:23Ain't this far.
18:40The Duke family had been in the whiskey business 50 years before the Declaration of Independence.
18:45They fought everybody from the British to the Confederacy to the U.S. government to stay in.
18:50Until last year when Bo and Luke got caught on a whiskey run.
18:53So Jesse swallowed a lifetime of pride.
18:56He signed a treaty with the U.S. government to stop making whiskey.
19:00If Bo and Luke could get probation.
19:03You see, he loved them boys better than life itself.
19:06But sometimes they really made him wonder why.
19:12Why?
19:15He found them.
19:16You were supposed to get the eggs.
19:17I thought you were.
19:28Now, this time, you've gone too far.
19:31Now, Jesse...
19:32Oh, we...
19:33Where'd you get them?
19:34Sheriff Roscoe snuck them in on a truckload full of fertilizer.
19:37So we hijacked the truck.
19:39You mean you stole these gambling machines and a truck?
19:43Oh, no.
19:44Yeah.
19:45Well, we left the truck in front of the sheriff's office.
19:49And what about these?
19:50Well, we was just thinking that maybe...
19:52Young man, you think again.
19:56You know good and well that this family don't hold with no gambling?
20:00Well, now, Jesse, we've been making moonshine for over 200 years.
20:03Now, well, why is gambling different?
20:05Because making whiskey was a family tradition long before there was a U.S. of A federal government to tell us that we couldn't.
20:15And passing the law didn't change the family ways now.
20:18Well, yeah, but this is something different.
20:20Besides, when we was making corn whiskey, we paid taxes on the corn.
20:27Gambling's a vice.
20:29How you gonna tax vice?
20:31Now then, I'm going in there and I'm gonna collect my eggs.
20:37And when I come back out here, I don't wanna see anything but hind ends and elbows as you two boys are loading them their machines on that there truck yonder.
20:51And don't go selling them at a profit. That'll be wrong, too.
20:59Well, what do you think?
21:01I think I'm tired of you always getting us into trouble and me having to think a way out.
21:06Well, we gotta change his mind.
21:08That'd be like reversing a buzzsaw.
21:12If we can't sell them, we're just gonna have to give them away.
21:15Like a charity or something.
21:17We're gonna reverse that buzzsaw.
21:23Uncle Jesse!
21:26We're fixing to change your mind.
21:28Or rather, Luke is.
21:30Well, tell them.
21:31Well, Luke.
21:33Can we keep those slots if I show you that all gambling ain't bad?
21:38No way.
21:39Now, how about if all the proceeds from those machines went to the orphanage?
21:44You just found a way.
21:47To put the machines where they'd do the most business.
21:50Bo and Luke ignored the bars and roadhouses and hit all the civic and fraternal clubs.
21:56And took 30% right off the top.
21:59Y'all ever belonged to a group that wasn't trying to raise money?
22:02For instance, the Hazard Ladies Auxiliary needed money for a door prize.
22:09A trip to see the Lawrence Welk Show.
22:12The hunting club had two projects.
22:15Raising money for the Animal Protective League and their annual turkey shoot.
22:19And one day, Bo and Luke were sold out.
22:24I want those slot machines.
22:26Been missing three days.
22:27Well, that ain't my fault, boss.
22:29They set up my drivers with a half-naked female woman up on that highway.
22:34Shoot, anybody stop that.
22:35Well, you better get them back before word gets round.
22:38Or you're gonna be out with the boaters.
22:40And you.
22:41And me.
22:42You better not hit too hard or the whole orphanage is gonna fall in.
23:08I startled me.
23:09Well, you ain't seen nothing yet.
23:12What's that?
23:14Money.
23:15What's that?
23:16Rudy.
23:17He's my helper.
23:18You wanna get a soda pop, son?
23:19Sure.
23:23So?
23:24Here's your money.
23:25You're kidding.
23:26Well, I never kid about love or money.
23:28But how?
23:29Well, it was donated by some very civic-minded people.
23:31It's not much, but it's a start.
23:33Gonna collect from them every week.
23:35Oh, that's wonderful.
23:37Oh, I knew it. I knew it.
23:38It is my money you're after.
23:39Everybody said it was my body.
23:41Incredible.
23:42And your ego.
23:43Well, thanks. I've been working on it for years.
23:45Look, don't get me wrong.
23:48I appreciate the money, really.
23:50It's just that I know this is only a game to you.
23:53A game?
23:54Well, this project is very serious to me.
23:57For the two weeks I've been back, I have fought the rotten county politics, the health department, everybody to try and save this place.
24:05The only reason we're being closed down is because Boss Hogg controls the board and wants the land.
24:11Well, what does Boss want the land for?
24:13A shopping center.
24:15This was my home.
24:16This was my home.
24:17The best possible any orphanage could be.
24:20You mean well.
24:22And any other time, it might be fun.
24:25But I just don't have time for your cute country shucking and jiving right now.
24:29I do like a woman salty.
24:31You haven't been listening?
24:32Well, sure I have.
24:33You've been away to the big city and now you come back to save the old homestead.
24:38Look, I...
24:39Well, while you were gone all that time, I was here fighting that same rotten system every day.
24:44Look...
24:46Now, I live here.
24:47I choose this life.
24:49Not because I don't know no better, but because I believe it is better.
24:53And I'm gonna fight anything or anybody that pollutes the well where I drink.
24:58Well, saving this orphanage is just part of it.
25:01I didn't mean...
25:02And another thing.
25:03If you think I'm doing all of this just to make a play for you, well, would you grow up?
25:07Because believe it or not, when I make a play on a lady, I don't have to give her money.
25:12All the way to do is keep her hands busy.
25:16Well, how am I doing?
25:21Now, you walk me to my car.
25:23The next money I collect, you're gonna have to come and get it yourself.
25:33Well, what you doing, son?
25:35Sporting flies.
25:37I hate kids.
25:38Harvey.
25:39Where did you get that?
25:40We got two of them, Sheriff.
25:41Well, I know you got two of them.
25:42I can see you got two of them.
25:43We wanted more, but the other clubs are taking them all.
25:48When you say others, you talking like in other clubs?
25:49Your lady's age.
25:50Well, I know you got two of them.
25:51I can see you got two of them.
25:52I can see you got two of them.
25:53We wanted more, but the other clubs are taking them all.
25:55When you say others, you talking like in other clubs?
25:56Your lady's age, the hunting club, the nobody.
25:57Holy smoke.
25:58All the clubs are going great.
25:59You ain't gonna come to the party.
26:00Hey, you ain't gonna come to the party.
26:01You're gonna be your shortly.
26:02I know you got two.
26:03I'm sure I never been here.
26:04I know you got two, I knew you got two.
26:05I knew you got two of them.
26:06I knew you got two.
26:07I know you got two of them.
26:08We wanted more, but the other clubs had taken them all.
26:13When you say others, you talking like in other clubs?
26:17The ladies' age, the hunting club, the Nevada club.
26:20Holy smoke!
26:21All the clubs are going great.
26:24You ain't gonna cause a fuss, are you, Roscoe?
26:27I'd be very unpopular if you did.
26:29No, I ain't gonna cause no fuss, Harvey, but don't you understand?
26:32I'm the sheriff. I'm supposed to know these things.
26:34Now, tell me, where did you get it?
26:36The Duke boys, Bo and Luke.
26:41Bo and Luke Duke?
26:43They get 30%, and we get 70%.
26:4730?
26:48Heck, I only get...
26:50Roscoe, if you pick up some more slots in a raid, could we have them?
26:54We need some new carpet and bed.
27:04Is that her?
27:06Yeah, yeah, that's her.
27:11Now, you swear.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Roscoe, if you know them Duke boys got our machines, why don't you throw them in jail?
27:19I will, son, I will.
27:21When I get enough evidence.
27:23You?
27:24Since when?
27:26Since when elections are coming up.
27:27Get out.
27:28Miss Daisy.
27:47Hey, Sheriff.
27:48You gonna have to come with me?
27:49Why, sure, I'd love to, but I've got to get myself to work.
27:52I'm gonna be late.
27:53Now, you don't understand.
27:54I mean, I'm gonna have to arrest you.
27:55Oh, my Lord, what for?
27:58Hijacking.
27:58That's what for.
27:59Hey.
28:06Good.
28:07Damn!
28:07Follow that car!
28:17You kid.
28:19Move!
28:20Move!
28:23Get over!
28:24Faster!
28:52Faster!
28:52I don't want to get no cricket!
28:55From who?
28:57You jackass!
29:22I don't want to get no cricket!
29:52I don't want to get no cricket!
29:54Y'all hang on!
30:20Put the window down!
30:22Put the window down!
30:25Hey, Jim.
30:28If you two don't take the prize!
30:31Now, chasing around, risking your own probation and prison, that's your business.
30:36Now, we didn't mean...
30:37But, Daisy, how many times have I said to you,
30:41boys look out for Daisy?
30:43And how many times have you said to me,
30:45we will, Uncle Jess?
30:47And what do you do?
30:48You get her thrown in jail!
30:50Now, just wait a minute, Jesse.
30:51It isn't always that way.
30:52Daisy's the hope of the whole plan.
30:56Thanks a lot.
30:57The family line ends with Daisy.
31:00The chance of you two producing the family rates right up there with hogs producing beef.
31:09For 200 years, the Duke family had the whiskey craft.
31:16And the government took that away from us.
31:18Then we had the land.
31:20And the Depression took that.
31:22Now, all the Duke family has left is what it started with.
31:26And that's family, and Daisy is family.
31:29Now, get her out.
31:33So, the next morning, Luke decided to visit the shut-ins.
31:37Escorting Luke to Daisy's cell was Deputy Enos Strait.
31:41He and the boys grew up together.
31:43Enos had a crush on Daisy.
31:45And the reputation of being the oldest virgin in Hazard County.
31:50Hold it.
31:51Now, Enos, now you can tell me.
31:54Any change?
31:59Well, hang in there.
32:10Hey, Daisy, how you doing?
32:11Great!
32:12I'm writing this whole new song about this enriching experience.
32:16Boy, jail cooking really puts on the weight, don't it?
32:19Luke, I've only been here overnight.
32:22He's stuck in a slammer today of all days.
32:25It's a birthday, you know.
32:26Oh, it is?
32:27Happy birthday, Daisy.
32:29Well, thank you, Enos.
32:32Mm-hmm.
32:33Jesse sent along his birthday flower for your hair.
32:39Oh, that's sweet.
32:42Oh, and I brought you along his change of clothes to cheer you up, since you're stuck here in that waitress outfit.
32:47Oh, you better check it out, even just make sure a shotgun ain't hidden there.
32:50I better let y'all visit a little bit, Luke.
32:53No tricks now, okay?
32:54Bye, Daisy.
32:55Bye, Daisy.
32:56Bye, Enos.
32:57See you at supper.
32:58Bye.
32:59Now, listen up.
33:02Correct me if I'm wrong, Roscoe, but the only thing you've done to get back those slot machines is arrest a woman in a bikini for hijacking a load of fertilizer.
33:18Right?
33:19Right, boss.
33:20But that's exactly what's going to get those machines back for us.
33:23You mean, you know where they are?
33:33See, the Duke boys have put them all over.
33:35In all the civic clubs, you know.
33:37Hazard Cotillion, the ladies' aid.
33:39Ladies' aid.
33:40Hot damn.
33:42I wish those Duke boys were on my side.
33:45You don't have to worry, boss, because I'm going to hit them Duke boys where they live.
33:50See, I got Daisy, their cousin, in jail, and they're going to swap.
33:53And then I'm going to arrest them for possession of illegal gambling devices.
34:00Roscoe.
34:01What?
34:02I got me three medals and two wars, and the only time I get scared is when you get smug.
34:10This feels kind of awkward.
34:12Well, see, the ground gives your back natural support and strengthens your arms.
34:16This is the way beginners learn.
34:17On the ground?
34:19No, but, uh, finally got you lying down.
34:23Why did you take up bow hunting?
34:25Well, I didn't have no choice.
34:27See, Luke and me's on probation and can't own no guns, so...
34:30See, they use those bows there to throw rocks.
34:32At what?
34:33Well, at game.
34:35See, we run low on food, we have to go hunting.
34:38Now, Jesse, he don't take kindly to no government assistance.
34:40He'd rather starve.
34:41Hey, are you going to the orphanage picnic on Saturday?
34:44Well, I...
34:46You have to come.
34:47It's the money that you and Luke collected that got us rolling.
34:50Saturday?
34:53Yeah.
34:55Yeah, that could turn into a real barn burner.
34:58Oh, may I ask you something seriously, please?
35:01Where is all that money really coming from?
35:04It's so much.
35:05And it's always in quarters.
35:07Look, the true source is a very prominent man who'd be real embarrassed if everybody knew.
35:11Oh, he's a philanthropist.
35:13He'd been called everything.
35:16We still have a long way to go.
35:19But if it hadn't been for him, we couldn't even begin.
35:22I'd love to thank him.
35:23Well, love me, I'm the go-between.
35:27Bo.
35:28Yeah?
35:30Why do you always try to be funny?
35:32Well, cause, uh...
35:34You scare me to death.
35:36Yeah, we might get... get complicated.
35:39Would it be easier if I said I was leaving?
35:42Leaving?
35:44A job.
35:46This was only temporary.
35:48Damn, why didn't you tell me that?
35:51Well, is it important?
35:53Sure it is.
35:54I don't know why, but...
35:56I always think that the world ticks on my schedule, Ann.
36:02I really hate that you're leaving, Jill.
36:05Why?
36:07Well, maybe it's cause you do scare me.
36:09And believe me, not many women do.
36:13How much time we got?
36:20Well...
36:23Enough.
36:40Hazel?
36:41Hazel?
36:42Hazel?
36:43Yeah? What do you want?
36:45I'm sorry to be such a bother, but...
36:47I have to go to the little girl's room.
36:49Again?
36:51I got other things to do, you know?
36:58Oh...
37:00You're an angel.
37:01I hate to be such a bother.
37:03You're a real pain, sweetheart.
37:11I'll just be a minute.
37:14I'll just be a minute.
37:22Hazel, honey, I know I'm a pet.
37:24Uh-huh.
37:25But that light's not working.
37:31Oh!
37:41Oh, my God's birthday, girl!
37:42This old blue, I'm telling you, he's the best hound load in the county.
37:59I mean...
38:01Sheriff, you got the bad news.
38:02Nobody eat this now, I'm having my lunch.
38:03Hazel, Hazel's gone.
38:07What did you just say?
38:08Hazel's gone!
38:10Don't stand there!
38:11Go get her!
38:12Yeah, you too!
38:21Get her!
38:22Get her a road club!
38:31What do you think of a canary in a cage?
38:52Yeah, that's it!
38:55Right here!
38:56Yeah, hurry!
38:57Come here, hurry!
38:58That's it!
39:01Hey, wait!
39:02Come here!
39:03Hey!
39:04Hey, Danny!
39:05Through the street!
39:06Go to the police!
39:07Shut that car!
39:08Don't sit here!
39:09Don't sit here!
39:10Yes!
39:11Go back, Danny!
39:12Good dog, Danny!
39:22Get a boat!
39:23What a boat!
39:24What a boat!
39:25Get a boat!
39:26Get a boat!
39:38Bet y'all ain't never seen a jailbreak like this!
39:45Kill, kill!
39:50Kill, kill!
39:52Kill, kill!
40:02That boy's fast.
40:03And he drives good, too.
40:05Hey, Phillip.
40:06You ever consider a career in law enforcement?
40:10Look, Enos, we're willing to forget what happened.
40:17Dad, ain't your fault you're on the wrong side.
40:19Wrong side?
40:20Me?
40:21Me?
40:27Now, you know Sheriff Roscoe brought in them slot machines, and that was wrong.
40:31Yeah, I know.
40:32Yeah, I know.
40:33I don't sleep good at night knowing it either.
40:34But it's just as wrong for y'all to steal them and make money on them.
40:37Aw, now, Enos, your daddy ran moonshine and so did ours.
40:40Now, did you ever know us to mess around with gambling?
40:42Then why'd y'all do it then?
40:43Then why'd y'all do it then?
40:44You'd never guess.
40:45We did it for the Sheriff.
40:48You're right, I'd never guess.
40:49See, Enos, it's a long story.
40:51It all started about four years ago when Sheriff Roscoe brought in the industry.
40:58And while you're letting those prisoners escape, old Ledbetter there is kissing those babies and winning those boats.
41:08Well, don't you worry about it, boss, because I'll tell you something. I'm gonna nail Bo and Luke Duke.
41:25Nail them.
41:26Nail them.
41:27Roscoe, before you start building any crosses, just remember those boys are very popular around here.
41:35You better be sure you have the evidence.
41:38There'll be no railroading in my county this close to elections.
41:42Well, I just happen to know that those boys are bringing in two broken slot machines.
41:47And I know where and I know where.
41:50You do?
41:51Yeah.
41:52How good is your information?
41:54Oh, it's good.
41:55It's good.
41:56In fact, it's my deputy.
41:57They made a fool out of him.
41:59And boy, he's anxious to get even kicking.
42:17Sitting ducks all set.
42:20That's a Roger.
42:24With.
42:25In the house.
42:26This is very important.
42:27It's something like this guy.
42:28He has all been looking for.
42:29You hope he has this.
42:30To the house.
42:31I am never left alone.
42:32Coming at you, Sheriff.
42:33They're all mine.
42:34You're all mine.
42:35You're all mine.
42:36You're all mine.
42:37You're all mine.
42:38You're all mine.
42:39You're all mine.
42:40Yee-haw!
43:10They're headed for town!
43:12Now come in those sacks!
43:34Hey, did you see that?
43:36See what?
43:37The bait shop, having a sale on worms and crickets.
43:40Well, if you don't sell them now, he's gonna have to feed them all winter.
44:06The bait shop!
44:08The bait shop!
44:12The bait shop!
44:13The bait shop!
44:16I don't know.
44:46I don't know.
45:16I don't know.
45:46I don't know.
46:16I got him.
46:23I got him.
46:25I got you.
46:26This time I got you.
46:28You have been gotten.
46:30Read them the rights.
46:31Welcome, Sheriff Roscoe.
46:35Thank you for all that you've done.
46:53Hey, kids, now, don't eat at me.
46:55I know we promised not to tell Sheriff, but she drug it out of us.
46:58Drug it.
46:58Or besides, we figured people had a right to know just who saved the orphanage.
47:02And you wait till Boss Hogg finds out it was you.
47:04Oh, Roscoe, you're a softie.
47:06We knew you'd be too modest to show up to the celebration, so we had to trick you.
47:12Venus there helped.
47:13I tell you, Sheriff, I had you all wrong about the slot machines.
47:17I'm mighty proud to serve on a man like you.
47:19Okay, Venus, dang, that's okay, Venus.
47:22Okay.
47:38Well, the word got out and old Roscoe was re-elected, which meant the Dukes could still fight an enemy they knew.
47:47and jill decided to hang around an extra week old boss was really burned at roscoe for taking
47:59all the credit for saving the orphanage after all they were his slot machines
48:04so that's the legend of how sheriff roscoe helped save the orphanage
48:10and made gammon respectable in hazard camp of course he had a little help
48:40so
48:47so
48:51so
48:55so
48:59so
49:01so
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