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01:23Yes, Peter Venkman, born to ride the highway in his new car.
01:27A wild guy with some wild wheels.
01:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
02:02Oh, man, right in the middle of it.
02:04I don't believe this brand new car.
02:15What's the big idea?
02:17I pay thousands and millions of dollars for this?
02:26You dirty...
02:28I don't know why I ever thought I...
02:33I don't believe this!
02:36You vivisectionist!
02:40The owner's manual said this is acceptable discipline.
02:48What?
02:54Is it supposed to do that?
03:00I scrimped and saved for that car.
03:03I wanted it more than anything in the whole world.
03:07He said the same thing when I ate the last of the ice cream last night.
03:11When I think of all the millions of cars that are sold trouble-free every year,
03:16and the millions of happy, contented, smug motorists out there,
03:20those rotten happy motorists are laughing at me!
03:25Hey, easy now, Pete.
03:29Beating up happy motorists with a desk lamp is hardly a solution.
03:33Oh?
03:35Yeah.
03:38I really think it's the thing to do.
03:40Grab him!
03:45You've got to deal with this thing constructively.
03:50Winston's right, Peter.
03:51You should take the action of a responsible consumer.
03:57You're right, Egon.
03:58I'm gonna handle this in a way that'll help others, too.
04:02That's excellent, Peter.
04:04I'm gonna call the president of Generous Motors.
04:06And tell him what a jerk he is!
04:11What?!
04:13Oh, hello, sir. May I help you?
04:16It's the president of Generous Motors.
04:18I didn't think we were being that loud.
04:24Yes.
04:27All of our new Y cars coming off the assembly line are self-destructing for no reason.
04:32You don't say.
04:34You must help me.
04:35I'll give you anything you want.
04:37Oh, no, my! What's happening?
04:40Look at that!
04:41It's not normal!
04:49We can't possibly recall all the Y cars that have been sold, and someone's gonna get hurt if we don't
04:54put a stop to all this.
04:56Help!
04:59You guys are our last resort.
05:01If you can't help us, we're gonna have to close down the plant.
05:06You're right. That doesn't sound quite normal.
05:10How soon can you get here?
05:12We'll catch the next plane to Detroit, sir.
05:18Yahoo!
05:20We're headed for the Motor City!
05:22Motown! You know what that means?
05:25If we pull this one off, we just might get to meet the Queen of Soul!
05:30Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
05:47By the way, do you know where the Queen of Soul lives?
06:09Tell Mr. Abernathy that Ghostbusters are here.
06:12Can I get you something to drain?
06:15Yo, guys.
06:17Place your orders.
06:24Let's go.
06:54Are you sure the employees aren't doing the damage?
06:57Absolutely not.
06:59Why, they're as concerned as I am.
07:01Besides, there aren't any employees who could make the cars do this kind of thing.
07:05Let's see who can, then.
07:10There isn't any spirit activity, but this sabotage is definitely supernatural in origin.
07:16Help!
07:17Help!
07:19The vending machines!
07:21The lounge!
07:22No refreshments!
07:24No coffee break!
07:29I think he's trying to tell us something.
07:33Hmm.
07:34Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.
07:46Whoa!
07:49Hit the dirt!
07:57There's really a good food selection in this lounge, isn't there?
08:02Okay, guys, we're gonna hit the machines before Ray and Egon start gaining weight.
08:08One, two, let's get him!
08:13Whoa!
08:20I take this very personally.
08:25These sandwiches must be a month old.
08:28They sting like the Dickens.
08:38There's a method to this madness.
08:51We should tell Janine to stock our kitchen with these instead of those drab little donuts.
08:56Could we interest you two gourmets in a little meeting as to how we're gonna stop this?
09:01Look!
09:05Yeah, that's the ticket.
09:49What the?
09:49What the?
09:49Uh-oh. I think they've seen us.
10:00Ramblings.
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10:13We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
10:17The factory. How long has it been here?
10:20It was first opened during the Second World War.
10:23Aircraft were manufactured here.
10:27Oh, that was for the jokers.
10:29Did you make any modifications in the factory when you put this Y-car assembly line into operation?
10:35Well, all we did, aside from the robots, was reopen this part of the factory.
10:39It'd been closed for about 40 years.
10:42Hmm, 40 years. It's nice to have a real job again, don't you think?
10:47I've always said a picture is worth 1,213.7 words.
10:52Your company, sir, has fallen prey to gremlins.
10:58World War II was a boom time for these particular phenomena.
11:02Aircraft were the prime target for their brand of mayhem.
11:06Gremlins simply cannot leave anything mechanical alone.
11:10You can relate to that, Ray.
11:14It's quite safe to conclude that these gremlins were sealed in here since World War II.
11:19Opening this part of the factory set them loose.
11:22And chances are they won't stop with this factory.
11:25Could you just chase them out of my factory and into someone else's factories?
11:35All right, carry on, men. I'll go write some memos on all this.
11:39I only hope the board of directors has a sense of humor.
11:44Okay, men, let's carry on, huh?
11:47Carry on with weapons designed to handle ghosts, not gremlins.
11:51Wonderful.
11:52Then we gotta use our brains on this one.
11:57You're absolutely right, Winston.
11:59We scientists shouldn't substitute high tech for good old horse sense.
12:03Which tells me that one of us has gotta get on an auto frame,
12:06travel the length of this assembly line, and get these little dudes where they live.
12:16And since you share my fabulous facility for common sense...
12:22Listen, Pete, I didn't come up with the idea.
12:27Don't worry, Winston.
12:30Hey, stop it!
12:34I just know we're gonna wish we'd gone too.
12:47Hey! He's coming!
12:51Huh?
12:54At least I can have a seat.
13:02This may not be so bad.
13:08I should know enough to keep my big mouth shut.
13:12Help!
13:15Whoa!
13:16Oh, bro.
13:18How you doin'?
13:20Winner, Scott!
13:26I got friends who are rushing to help me.
13:30Yeah!
13:32Right!
13:33Tell us another one!
13:37I never could, Bulla Bluff.
13:42We love the trash cars!
13:45Oh, yes, we love the trash cars!
13:46Shut up, you little jerks!
13:48It's more fun to trash airplanes!
13:50We have people to trash in the earth!
13:53We love the trash cars!
13:54Oh, yes, we love the trash cars!
13:56We love the trash cars!
13:57We love the trash cars!
13:58We love the trash cars!
14:02We love the trash cars!
14:03We love the trash cars!
14:06We love the trash cars!
14:09We love the trash cars!
14:09I think I see him!
14:14Let me out of here!
14:27Now this is what I call a real custom job.
14:31Hey, what's going on?
14:34I can't see anything.
14:38Winston, you don't want to know.
14:42Careful, we don't know where Winston is in that thing.
14:50Ray, I just realized this may be a robot, but it's still a car.
14:56Are you trying to make a point or something?
15:05You never try to think, do you?
15:08Come with me!
15:17Come with me!
15:22Huh!
15:24Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:49Whoa! That's it! I've had it with those little weirdos!
16:00So, you can rent yourself out for parties.
16:04Those gremlins ruin everything!
16:07Oh, yeah? I know you can build us a good one, Ray.
16:10Yeah, no problem. I built three in my last year of Auto Shop.
16:14Wow! Look at this great Z-flange!
16:19I'm sure they'll have everything I'll need for modifications.
16:23Hey, Egon, do you think they have floor mats that'll fit Ecto-1?
16:27You never can tell, Ray.
16:30Well, they're safely on Mars.
16:32Why don't you and I see if they've got those vending machines restocked yet?
16:40Those clowns are gluttons for punishment!
16:43As everyone knows, the team with the ballpark advantage has the odds in its favor.
16:49Therefore, we've decided to take the next game on the road.
16:53Uh, metaphorically, of course.
16:56Nothing worse than professors who throw around sports metaphors!
17:02Through my abilities at the art of automobile mechanics
17:05and Egon's amazing skills of invention, we present to you...
17:15Isn't there anything in your combined genius that could have made this car pretty?
17:20This is beautiful!
17:21Yes, I'm personally very excited about it.
17:24But how will it get rid of the gremlins?
17:27Sir, to the gremlins, this is even more beautiful than it is in the warped minds of my two colleagues.
17:33It's utterly indestructible!
17:37Is he kidding?
17:40Why don't we get rid of it and then get over to those new vending machines?
17:44Okay!
17:56Couldn't you at least have used a decent color?
18:00Pea soup green is my favorite color.
18:01I have a tuxedo that color.
18:03That's one of the reasons you're such a lonely man, Ray.
18:07Here they are.
18:18Get ready, Egon.
18:20The color blind little critters are gonna go for it.
18:27Couldn't we paint it another color first?
18:30What's wrong with pea soup green?
18:32I have a big lumet color.
18:33That's one of the reasons you're such a lonely gremlin, Garner.
18:39Now!
18:42She's armed.
18:51It's working.
18:53As soon as they get started, it turns into another new car.
19:02It's doing it again.
19:06I don't believe it.
19:08The thing just keeps getting uglier.
19:11Nobody said science was pretty, Winston.
19:14I think it's time for phase two, Ray.
19:19We'll all be.
19:21Ray, the box is supposed to open.
19:24Looks like they caught on to our trap.
19:26That does it.
19:28Those short maniacs aren't gonna get away with this.
19:31Wow.
19:31I didn't know he could move that fast.
19:34Do you guys have any idea what he's trying to do?
19:37Nope.
19:38Nope.
19:38Okay.
19:39Sometimes a leader has to lead.
19:43So what if I don't know what I'm doing?
19:52No, Pete.
19:53Don't do it.
19:55You're too valuable to the team.
19:58Aw, heck.
19:59Why not?
20:00What?
20:02Boy, I sure hope this works!
20:10Whoa!
20:23How did you do that?
20:24Great going!
20:25Whew!
20:26What a move.
20:28Piece of cake.
20:33How long can they keep that up?
20:35Theoretically, forever.
20:36They won't give up until they destroy the car.
20:38But it'll keep changing into a new car,
20:40and they'll have to start all over.
20:46Keep the tank full,
20:47give it a lube and oil every 2,000 transformations,
20:50and it'll run forever.
20:52I'll do that.
20:54This check cannot fully represent the gratitude of this company.
20:58If there's anything I can do for you.
21:02Well, there is one little thing.
21:05Do you, by any chance, know the Queen of Soul?
21:08the Queen of Soul?
21:13Da-da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da-da-da-da-da-da!
21:24So, did you meet the queen of soul?
21:27R-E-F-C-T, find out what it means to me.
21:32R-E-F-C-T.
21:34That's right.
21:34That's right.
21:36Wow.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Yeah.
21:42Whew.
21:43The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:48Ooh.
21:50We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:19Hey!
22:19Uh, mhm!
22:24Hey!
22:28We'll see you next time.
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