01:03The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:09We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
01:18Are we there yet?
01:20No, Peter.
01:22Well, how much further?
01:28It's just that we're getting too far away from New York City.
01:34I can feel my powers draining.
01:46Madam Lafarge's wondrous and amazing traveling sideshow.
01:51Egon, why are we here?
01:53That was a mistake.
01:56Well, we're here because five billion years ago, there was a cataclysmic explosion that literally...
02:02No, Egon.
02:04Time.
02:04Time.
02:05I meant what are we doing way out here in the Poconos.
02:09Oh, we're here to check that out.
02:13See the amazing two-headed rabbit, a living unicorn, a real mermaid, and drool the dog-faced goblin?
02:33Goblin?
02:36Goblin?
02:37Goblin?
02:38You must be Madam Lafarge?
02:40Nice place you got here.
02:41We're the Ghostbusters.
02:42We're here to solve your goblin problem.
02:45That's very nice.
02:47But I don't have a goblin problem.
02:49Yes, you do.
02:51No, I don't.
02:54Now, if you don't mind,
02:56I have a show to put on.
03:01Well, folks, we've managed to coax her out of retirement.
03:06Please welcome Little Egypt.
03:10Little Egypt.
03:21I don't know.
03:22I think she's kind of nice.
03:33There really is a goblin.
03:35Relax.
03:36It's all done with mirrors.
03:38Mirrors don't give P.K.E. readings like this.
03:40I think we've got a freestanding, four-footed, four-armed,
03:43garden-variety green goblin here.
03:45Well, what are we waiting for?
03:48Let's bust him.
03:50Ladies and gentlemen, we have the situation under control.
03:53Please file out in a calm, orderly fashion.
04:01Somehow I don't think they believed you, Ray.
04:10Okay, Little Italy.
04:12Ease out of the way so we can get a clear shot.
04:15It's Egypt, Little Egypt.
04:23All right, boys, let's sautΓ© this puppy.
04:26Stop!
04:30Lady!
04:31Lady!
04:32You're making a terrible mistake.
04:35Please don't fire those things at Drool.
04:38He's part of the show.
04:47He says, pleased to meet you.
04:50You mean it's a pet?
04:53Hardly.
04:54Drool adopted us a couple of years ago,
04:57and he's been tagging along ever since.
04:59I finally put him in the show.
05:02Yeah, sure.
05:02Cleo and this guy didn't exactly look like they were having tea.
05:07Oh, that's just part of his performance.
05:10Drool, show these nice people what else you can do.
05:14Luke ate him.
05:16Oh, that's disgusting.
05:34Oh, that's gross.
05:36Oh, that's gross.
05:38Come on.
05:47Yucko, come on, lady.
05:49Let us bust him.
05:50He's terminally gross.
05:52Absolutely not.
05:54Drool is perfectly harmless.
05:57Don't you think all this running around, busting ghosts
06:00has made you guys just a little trigger happy?
06:03Well.
06:05Okay, we'll go.
06:06No, but just remember,
06:08death by slobber is not a pretty sight.
06:12I still think we should have busted that thing.
06:15But what if Madame Lafarge is right?
06:18Maybe he is just a harmless, four-footed green goblin.
06:22Sorry.
06:23Harmless and goblin are mutually exclusive terms.
06:27What does that mean?
06:29It means we should have busted him.
06:39No, Hecto-1, don't do this to me.
06:42Come on, now.
06:44Don't strand us out here in Double Nitzville.
06:50Peter, push, or I'm getting out the kryptonite.
06:53Okay, okay.
06:58Ray, look out!
07:02Ray!
07:04Look out!
07:10Look out!
07:12You almost got yourself stir-fried.
07:18What was that?
07:19Well, if you ask me,
07:21it looks very much like a certain goblin we all know.
07:24Come on.
07:25Let's get Hecto-1 to a garage.
07:42Will someone shut that dog up?
07:44I'm trying to get some work done.
07:49Hey!
07:52Stupid dog, shut up.
07:59Oh, jeez.
08:01Must be a mutant strain.
08:18This is not natural, even for the Poconos.
08:22Is that room service?
08:24Come on in.
08:25Just leave the coffee on the desk, thanks.
08:32You call this coffee?
08:34It tastes like mud.
08:38Oh, sorry.
08:40It is mud.
08:43Huh.
08:51A shower.
08:57A shower.
09:06Are you okay, Peter?
09:08What is that stuff?
09:16It's tomato soup.
09:18Hmm. Anybody got any croutons?
09:20I'm gonna get that little nurk.
09:24Morning already?
09:26It seems like I just went to sleep.
09:31Oh, boy.
09:33I don't believe we've arrived.
09:36Well, at least it'll be a pleasant drive home.
09:43Ow!
09:45What is this?
09:48That's not pale.
09:50It's harmony grits.
09:52Okay, boss, on the bike.
09:56How many grits are you think we see?
09:59Very cute, pal.
10:01Really funny.
10:02We're rolling in the aisles here.
10:20Ah!
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10:28Oh, we now return to the real Ghostbusters.
10:35I think we're gonna need a bigger trap.
10:38Guys, get back.
10:39We'll fire at it.
10:43Move, Fred!
10:47What?
11:05I want you to know I'm not having a good time.
11:09I couldn't agree more.
11:11What?
11:14There's only one logical thing to do.
11:16Run away!
11:19Faster!
11:21I can't go any faster.
11:24Yes, I can.
11:32In this.
11:40Oh, man.
11:44Why'd we come into a laundry?
11:47Winston wants to die a clean death.
11:51Yikes!
11:54Help!
11:55Help!
12:02That's not a good look for you.
12:04Well, I guess we were wrong about that little goblin guy.
12:07This baby's way too big.
12:09Shoo! Shoo!
12:11Get away!
12:12I said move it, Buster!
12:17It worked.
12:19Of course.
12:20You just have to show these things who's boss.
12:23So now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going out for a burger.
12:30Huh?
12:35What is this?
12:43It's the thing!
12:45The monster!
12:45It's here!
12:46Only it's different!
12:48Peter, calm down.
12:49You're babbling.
12:51What word don't you understand, Egon?
12:53Thing, monster, or different?
12:55Well, we can start with your definition of monster.
13:00That'll do.
13:01Looks like there's only one logical thing to do now.
13:04Run away again!
13:10No!
13:13In here!
13:23Oh, man.
13:25We can't keep running away from that thing.
13:28We have to set up an ambush so we can trap it.
13:30And all we need is some nice, juicy bait.
13:37All you have to do is keep the creature occupied while we move in on him from behind.
13:41You've got the easy job.
13:43Phew. What a relief.
13:45For a minute there, I thought it was going to be dangerous.
13:48We're counting on you.
13:49Okay!
13:50Let's go!
13:54Well, how bad can it be anyway?
13:57Pretty bad.
13:58What we're dealing with here is a non-amalgamated shape-changer.
14:01It can attack in any form.
14:04It could be a demon.
14:05Or a banshee.
14:07Or a ghoul.
14:09Or even a dybbuk.
14:11What's a dybbuk?
14:12Better you shouldn't know.
14:14It could be a phantasm.
14:15A troll.
14:16A troglodyte.
14:17A specter.
14:18A wraith.
14:19An imp.
14:19Doppelganger.
14:20Protagonus.
14:20Incubus!
14:21Do you mind?
14:23Sorry.
14:24All I wanted was a nice little goblin to zap, but no.
14:31Okay.
14:32Okay.
14:33Here we go.
14:34Whatever it is, you can handle it.
14:35You can handle anything.
14:37But that!
14:40Oh, no!
14:43Not that!
14:44Anything but that!
14:46I hate cockroaches!
14:47We're coming, Peter!
14:49Don't move!
14:50Oh, guys!
14:52Guys!
14:53Do you mind?
14:54Hang on!
14:55We're almost there!
14:57Fire!
15:02Quick!
15:02We've got the keys to the Roach Motel.
15:05Fire!
15:06Get it!
15:07Don't hit Peter!
15:08I can't!
15:09It's moving!
15:12Ah!
15:19Help!
15:20Help!
15:21Help!
15:21Help!
15:22Please!
15:30Ugh!
15:31Ah!
15:33Actually, I've always been nice to cockroaches.
15:36I leave dirty dishes in the sink.
15:38I never wipe the counters.
15:39Really.
15:40Ask Egon.
15:52I think we scared him off.
15:54Bets, anyone?
15:56I'll pass.
15:58Actually, you weren't much help, Peter.
16:00Look, let's get this straight.
16:02Ghosts, goblins, fine.
16:05I can handle that.
16:06But no giant cockroaches, okay?
16:09Now what do we do?
16:10How do we capture something that keeps changing shapes?
16:13It's just plain cheating, if you ask me.
16:16I kinda wish it was that drool goblin thing.
16:19Then at least we'd know what we were dealing with.
16:22Wait a second.
16:23Why can't it be the goblin?
16:25He changed forms while we were there.
16:28But maybe the goblin's just pretending to be less powerful.
16:32I think we're reaching here, fellas.
16:35It's kinda like that free-floating, miasmic phantom that we never could catch.
16:40Remember that guy?
16:41Oh, yeah.
16:42He changed forms, too.
16:44First he was a phantom.
16:46Then he was a carnivorous vacuum cleaner.
16:48I've still got the scars.
16:49Anybody wanna see?
16:50Peter, we just ate.
16:53Yeah, that phantom was nasty, all right.
16:55Too bad he got away.
16:56Well, we're not gonna let this one get away.
16:59Come on.
17:14May I ask where you're going?
17:17To bust your little friend.
17:19He's an unamem, inanem, tellery gun.
17:24An unamalgamated shape-changer.
17:26Or so my colleagues would have us believe.
17:28And it's been a very naughty boy.
17:31Now, if you'll step aside...
17:33But Drool's our friend.
17:35He wouldn't harm a hair on a human's head.
17:38We're absolutely sure that your goblin is more than he appears to be.
17:43Well, we're pretty sure.
17:45But not entirely sure.
17:47Almost sure.
17:49Sorry, but we gotta bust him.
17:52Are you going to let them do this?
17:55Well, it is a goblin after all.
18:05No, he does look pretty harmless.
18:09Yeah, he's really scared.
18:11Don't trust him for a second.
18:13It's all a ruse.
18:19You have exactly one sixteenth of a nanosecond to get your affairs in order.
18:24Time's up.
18:25Suck him into the trap.
18:28Help!
18:29Help!
18:30There's a horrible thing outside.
18:33It's got some of my people.
18:41Oh, sure, lady.
18:43Trying to distract us, huh?
18:47Peter, I don't think that's a distraction.
18:53Time's up.
18:56I'm not sure.
18:56No!
18:56I don't think so.
18:57You're wrong.
19:00No!
19:03No!
19:06No!
19:12Wait a minute.
19:13If it's not Drool, then it must be him.
19:17Him?
19:18The shape-changer that got away last week.
19:20It's got to be the same one.
19:22He must have been following us the whole time, waiting to strike back.
19:26Move away.
19:27Okay, that thing's dangerous.
19:28Move it.
19:29Stand back.
19:36They're trapped.
19:39No, you might hit the people.
19:57Let go, Drool.
19:58You're in the line of fire.
20:00Drool.
20:06He can't.
20:08If he lets go, those people have had it.
20:14We can't fire.
20:15We'll blast him, too.
20:21What did he say?
20:22He said, save them.
20:24Do what you have to.
20:33Take it all back, buddy.
20:59Is there no way to release him?
21:03When you trap two ghosts at the same time, their molecules mix.
21:07You can't separate them.
21:08Well, Miss Drool, he was a loyal friend.
21:12All of us are proud to have known him.
21:14Well, at least when we put him in the containment unit at home, he'll be among his own kind.
21:20Maybe you'll be happy there.
21:22I guess that's why he tagged along in the first place.
21:25He wanted friends.
21:26Well, he found some here.
21:30We will always remember him.
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