00:10Ghostbusters
00:35I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:37I ain't afraid of no ghosts
00:50Who you gonna call?
00:52Who you gonna call?
00:56Who you gonna call?
01:02The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages
01:08We now return to the real Ghostbusters
01:19And now, ladies and gentlemen, presenting the King of Tahiti
01:21The extremely honorable Dr. Peter Bankman
01:31Hail to Bankman! We love Bankman!
01:38What would Tahiti be without Bankman?
01:41Tahiti would be disgusting
01:42It really would be a drag for all you Tahitians
01:49Hello, may I help you?
01:51Okay, sire, here's your big question for 300 points in that trip to France
01:56What is the capital of South Dakota?
01:58Let's go to the higher
02:02We're there!
02:05Bismarck!
02:05No! Fargo!
02:07No way!
02:08Whoa!
02:09Boom!
02:14Oh, even in my dreams I want a vacation
02:17It's Bismarck, I got some cousins there
02:20Well, they're probably living in Fargo and don't know it.
02:23Really, Winston, you should admit you're wrong. Be mature.
02:27I don't want to be mature. I want to be right.
02:34Given their usual behavior, it's hard to be sure,
02:37but I suspect that Ray and Winston have gone thoroughly cuckoo.
02:41If you'd managed to get your glands active before high noon,
02:44you'd know that this has been going on for months.
02:46You mean to tell me this happens to their brains every morning?
02:51Every morning, Peter.
02:53Remember, primitive behavior lurks beneath the surface of every civilized human.
02:57Take the dinette, you moron! There's money under the plates!
03:02Dinette! Dinette! Dinette!
03:05I'm sorry, Mr. Todd. The real prize was the dinette.
03:08There's money under the plates.
03:10No!
03:13Well, they were right.
03:15They're almost always right.
03:17They've developed quite a knack.
03:20Hmm. Where's today's paper?
03:25Ah.
03:26Game show contestants wanted for exciting new contests,
03:29big prizes, exclamation point,
03:32including all expenses paid dream vacations to Tahiti!
03:37Egon, how long has it been since you've been on vacation?
03:41Do filing fungus apples count?
03:44Not to be presumptuous, Egon,
03:46but I think something's wrong with your machine.
03:57Hey, could we hurry, guys?
04:00I'm gonna miss celebrity bowling for bucks!
04:16Don't worry, they probably need a vacation, too.
04:25Okay, animals, listen up!
04:30We're gonna do this quick!
04:32Any slackers will be dropped.
04:35Too many questions will not be tolerated,
04:37so don't make me mad.
04:39And you'll all be happy little contestants.
04:47I'm a scientist.
04:49I'm formatively educated.
04:51These normal people don't stand a chance.
04:54Winston, I think we have a moral obligation
04:57to teach these droids a lesson.
04:59We'll wipe the floor with them.
05:04By the way, what is this game called?
05:07Race the Devil. Catchy, huh?
05:14This is going to be round robin
05:17when I call your name, Be Here.
05:20But before we start the fun,
05:22let's all welcome the emcee of Race the Devil.
05:27Div Devlin!
05:47As you know, this is our elimination round
05:49at which we'll select the two contestants
05:51to appear on the premiere episode of our game.
05:53First up, Mr. and Mrs. Todd.
05:59Chomping at the bit, aren't they?
06:01And Raymond Stance and Winston Zedmore.
06:09Here's the toss-up question.
06:11Who is the slowest of the seven deadly sins?
06:15I know that one.
06:16It's sleepy, Deb.
06:19Oh, spare me.
06:21I'm sorry, Mr. Todd,
06:23but you've got the wrong seven little characters.
06:26Guys, answer the question
06:27and advance to the next round.
06:29Uh, the answer is sloth, Deb.
06:37Correct!
06:38And the round goes to Mr. Stance and Zedmore.
06:45Peter, something is just not quite right here.
06:57Well, here we are.
06:58Mr. Stance and Zedmore
07:00against the Glick Brothers,
07:01Bill and Bob, in the final round.
07:03Whoever correctly answers this question
07:05will go on to be the first contestants
07:07on Race the Devil
07:08with the chance to win a fabulous
07:10all-expense-paid trip for four to Tahiti.
07:13Let's do it!
07:15Contestants, here's the toss-up question.
07:18Give me two additional names for...
07:25Mr. Stance, you've won.
07:47Please stop answering the question.
07:50Oh, okay.
07:52Egon, Egon, Egon, Egon, we're going to Tahiti.
07:55No more summer sitting on the roof looking for the sun.
07:58Peter, did you notice how all the questions
08:01related to the devil and his minions?
08:04Hey, come to think of it.
08:08Sign these and you'll be the premier contestants
08:11on Race the Devil.
08:13Red ink?
08:15Trust me.
08:16Quickly, please.
08:17It's almost midnight.
08:18Why is midnight so important?
08:21Uh, I don't want to pay Marsha overtime.
08:27Shouldn't I read this first?
08:29No!
08:30It's a standard release form.
08:32Everybody signs one, even me.
08:40Egon, I've seen that look before.
08:43That's either Horrified Realization
08:45or your pizza's coming up.
08:48Hi-ya!
09:02Egon, this is not a normal game show host.
09:06Sorry, Ray.
09:07I just now figured it out.
09:10Dib Devlin.
09:12Dib as in dibic, an evil spirit.
09:14And Devlin...
09:15A proper Irish name derived from the word devil.
09:20And you've signed on for my new game show.
09:25And if you lose this one, fellas...
09:30You lose your souls.
09:35I have sold my soul to the devil.
09:38I have sold my soul to the devil.
09:41I have sold my soul to the devil.
09:44Actually, Winston, Dib is a minor demon,
09:46not the devil, per se.
09:47I have sold my soul to a minor demon.
09:50I have sold my soul to a minor demon.
09:53Not yet.
09:54You still have a way out.
09:56You and Ray simply have to win his game show.
09:59According to my data,
10:01the odds are only 666 million to one against us.
10:05See?
10:05I told you you had a chance.
10:08Listen, what if we just don't show up?
10:22Nice trip.
10:29The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:35Oh, uh, we now return to the real Ghostbusters.
10:44At least we've got good seats.
10:47Welcome, everyone.
10:49It's time to play Race the Devil,
10:50or as we like to call it,
10:52You Bet Your Afterlife.
10:53Let's welcome our contestants.
10:59Winston Zedmore is an evil spirit control worker from New York.
11:02His hobbies include music and biblical studies.
11:05And Dr. Ray Stance,
11:07a noted parapsychologist with multiple degrees.
11:09Ray hopes one day to win a Nobel Prize.
11:11And these two are none other than our contestants' best friends, in fact.
11:15It was Dr. Peter Venkman's desire for a tropical vacation
11:18that sucked his friends into this cruel predicament.
11:21And now, let's play our first of three rounds.
11:39What a great way to start our game.
11:42It's Dib's Choice.
11:44This isn't fair.
11:46I doubt that there are any rules to this game at all, Winston.
11:49Dib's Choice is a three-parter.
11:51This first little contest is my favorite.
11:54And I doubt you'll go any further.
11:57I'm sure you'll remember playing this when you were kids.
12:00It's called Spikes.
12:03Spikes?
12:03I never heard of it, man.
12:07Spikes?
12:07Spikes?
12:08Spikes?
12:10Spikes?
12:11Spikes?
12:12Spikes?
12:14Spikes?
12:18Spikes?
12:26I don't remember playing this.
12:28My lovely assistant, Marsha, stands before a single word, 20 letters.
12:34Mr. Zedmore will have three chances to guess the word.
12:38Every time he misses, Mr. Stance loses a stick.
12:46It's all up to you, Mr. Zedmore.
12:49No help from your friends and only three guesses.
12:51Your first guess, please.
12:54Um, are there any eyes?
12:59Whoa.
13:03Hang in there, Winston.
13:05Don't lose your cool.
13:07That's one down and two to go, Mr. Zedmore.
13:10Guess again.
13:12Uh, any O's?
13:20Just stay calm, Winston.
13:26Last chance, Mr. Zedmore.
13:35Um, your choice, Mr. Zedmore.
13:42Mr. Zedmore.
13:58Your choice, Mr. Zedmore.
14:07The game is far from over, boys.
14:11I'm tired of being a minor demon.
14:14I'm wasting my potential.
14:18And you do-gooders are my ticket to the majors.
14:22Your souls can get me out of game shows and into the big time.
14:27Heavy metal rock and roll.
14:30And now, time for round number two.
14:35Behind none of these doors is a prize.
14:39They all contain abject terror and danger.
14:42To win, you must simply survive.
14:47Will it be door number one?
14:50Door number two?
14:52Or door number three?
14:56Door number one.
14:57No, no.
14:58Take one.
14:59Take three.
14:59No, no.
15:00Take...
15:01Which one should they take?
15:02Take three.
15:02Take one.
15:03Uh, we'll take door number two, Dib.
15:07Right.
15:08Let's see what's behind door number two.
15:11And behind door number two, it's door number one.
15:20Hey, wait a minute.
15:21That's not fair.
15:22If we wanted door number one, we would ask for door number one.
15:25Yeah.
15:26What if we'd ask for door number three?
15:28Door number three, it is.
15:30And what's behind that?
15:31But door number one.
15:33How about that?
15:37I'd say the fix was in, wouldn't you?
15:40Aw, come on, boys.
15:42Don't be spoil sports.
15:45What'll it be?
15:46Door number one?
15:47Door number one?
15:49Or door number one?
15:52I think we're gonna go for door number one, Dib.
15:55Great choice.
15:57Okay, let's open up door number one and see what they get.
16:02Why, it's an old friend of yours.
16:05Here to do his version of this is your strife.
16:09It's Sam Hain, the living embodiment of Halloween.
16:13You fought him last year, and now he's back for a grudge match.
16:18Watch out.
16:21What a kidderay.
16:23You boys only barely managed to defeat him before.
16:26Now, you don't have a chance.
16:28Unless you give up now.
16:30Save yourself pain.
16:33I got two words for you, Dib.
16:35Get stuffed.
16:36He's right, though.
16:37How are we ever gonna defeat that thing with our bare hands?
16:40We may not have to.
16:42Look, Sam Hain was put in the containment unit, right?
16:45Yeah, so.
16:46So I'm betting this isn't the real Sam Hain.
16:48Only an illusion to scare us into giving up.
16:52Great theory, Ray.
16:53How you gonna test it?
16:55Only one way.
16:56Wish me luck.
16:58Okay, let's see what you've got.
17:04Good job, my man.
17:07Two down, Dib, baby.
17:09Now, what do you got to say for yourself?
17:12Roulette, anyone?
17:14Fun.
17:21Hey, I'm tired.
17:23Hey, now, listen to the rules.
17:26We all do terrible things in our lives.
17:30Things we don't ever want anyone to know about.
17:33One of you has done that.
17:36He doesn't want the rest of you to find out about it,
17:39because it's too horrible for words.
17:43Do you have any idea what he's talking about?
17:45None whatsoever.
17:46Ray?
17:47Huh?
17:48See?
17:49Well, the steel ball here will go round and round
17:53and finally hit one of you.
17:55It will be a deadly impact.
17:59Unless the one with the secret talks.
18:02I'm wagering that human pride is so great
18:05that you'd let one of your own friends be hurt
18:08rather than confess.
18:09Shall we see if I'm right?
18:19Okay, guys.
18:21Guys, time for true confessions.
18:23If anybody's got anything to say, say it fast.
18:29Okay, uh, I took $20 out of petty cash
18:33to buy a birthday gift for my girlfriend,
18:34and I didn't tell anyone.
18:36Truly pathetic.
18:38But that's not it.
18:39Sorry.
18:40Next.
18:41All right, all right.
18:42You got me.
18:43Last week, Janine was taking a shower upstairs,
18:45and I...
18:46Well...
18:47You peaked?
18:48No!
18:48Uh-oh.
18:49But I did send Slimer up the water pipe
18:51and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.
18:54Sorry.
18:55Not yet.
18:56I estimate seconds
18:58before it jumps the track and flattens one of you.
19:01Talk fast.
19:03In college, I once got an A- on a test,
19:05and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week.
19:07Can you drop the ball on him?
19:09Sorry.
19:10No guarantees.
19:11And time's up.
19:13Here it comes.
19:21Okay, I admit it, Slimer ain't half a cookie.
19:23Got slime all over the other half,
19:25and by accident, without thinking about it, I...
19:26I ate it.
19:35That is absolutely nauseating, Ray.
19:38Well, I guess now you can see why I didn't tell you.
19:41Never mind that, Ray.
19:43Do we win, Dib?
19:44Yes, you win.
19:46You win your souls back.
19:48But you lose your lives.
19:51All of you.
19:56No, no, no, no.
19:57That is, yes, yes.
19:59I never said I was a good loser.
20:04There's just one chance.
20:06If it comes in the middle of us, we can deflect it.
20:10And if it doesn't, then we're doomed.
20:12Any other questions?
20:13Okay, once we've cleaned up the mess, who's on next week?
20:18Heads up.
20:19I mean, feet up.
20:21And...
20:21Now!
20:29What the...
20:31Hey!
20:43We did it!
20:45Yeah.
20:46I just wish I could get my hands on that Dib guy.
20:49No reason why you can't.
20:50We're in his world, his plane of existence.
20:52He should be as solid as you are.
20:54Peter?
20:55Peter!
20:56You promised us a trip to Tahiti.
20:59We gambled on a trip to Tahiti.
21:01We won your stupid game.
21:03And now you're gonna send us to Tahiti,
21:05all expenses paid,
21:07or I'm gonna wring your crummy neck!
21:22Well, you gotta admit, Dib may have been a minor demon,
21:26but he kept his bargains.
21:28I guess I better learn to love this tasty delicacy.
21:32First prize included three tons of deviled ham.
21:41The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
21:48We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
22:11We'll do this money.
22:21Until you get back at digby.
22:24Largest
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