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01:38The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
01:42I want to open diplomatic relations with the spirit world.
01:46I want to be the first ambassador.
01:50I think you're running a fever, Egon.
01:55Look, it works.
01:56He's heading back.
02:08Any ill effects?
02:09Uh-uh.
02:11And did you have a nice time?
02:19All right, all right.
02:21Since you did a good job, I'll tell you.
02:24Peter keeps his jelly beans in a box under his pillow.
02:28Boy, I don't know what.
02:32Yippee!
02:33Yippee!
02:34Yippee!
02:36I'll never get used to seeing that.
02:39And I still think you are crazy.
02:53Amazing.
02:54I don't think I've ever seen you work so hard.
02:56And I've shined the proton packs and pressed my coveralls.
03:00And what, pray tell, are you up to?
03:04Tomorrow's the Thanksgiving Day parade, right?
03:07Right.
03:08And there'll be a lot of beautiful women there, right?
03:11I suppose.
03:12Well, I want to make sure they know that Peter Venkman is a class act.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Of course, you know, Turkey Day is a family holiday and the kids love us.
03:21We'll be surrounded by them.
03:22The only women you'll be seeing are their mothers.
03:25Oh, kids, huh?
03:27Well, it's a good thing I got that box of jelly beans under my pillow.
03:41Will it be ready in time, Harlan?
03:44Sure.
03:45You can tell the network they'll get their bug.
03:47Good.
03:48The sooner we finish, the better.
03:49I hate this place.
03:51Yeah?
03:52Yeah, it gives me the creeps.
03:56Well, there's a good reason for that.
03:58Oh?
03:59Yeah.
03:59Before the company bought this place and turned it into a warehouse,
04:02it used to be a city morgue.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh.
04:17Oh...
04:18Oh, oh!
04:21Oh!
04:23Whoa!
04:23Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:30Oh!
04:33Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:41Are you still upset?
04:43I was going to bring those jelly beans to the parade.
04:46That's okay.
04:48I don't think there's room for them in here.
04:56Okay, I'll drive.
04:57We settled it last night.
04:59I drive.
05:05Well, we can't all ride in there.
05:07I'm going to ride on the roof.
05:09Like to ride with me?
05:10I'd sooner swim to New Jersey.
05:14Boy, this is great.
05:16Come on, Peter, climb up.
05:19Well, this is the life, eh, Ray?
05:22Are you having fun?
05:24Yeah!
05:27What the blazes is that thing?
05:31Ah!
05:32Oh, wow!
05:33Hey, look, Egon.
05:38Hey, it's Murray the Mantis.
05:41Who?
05:42It's a television character.
05:45The Murray the Mantis show is the biggest thing on Saturday morning cartoons, Peter.
05:49Murray lives in this garden, see?
05:51And he keeps the peace.
05:52He's sort of a sheriff.
05:55He chases away the bad roach brothers and the evil hypnosnake.
05:59It's a form of predator control of the range.
06:03And you, uh, you watch this stuff, do you, Egon?
06:07A good scientist is open to everything, Peter.
06:10This is a morality play filled with complexities.
06:14Right!
06:15And Murray is the best friend of Posey, the gardener's little girl who's misunderstood by the other children.
06:20And are they all dressed like that?
06:31Well, looks better on TV.
06:54What happened?
06:57Hey, Officer Brum!
06:59Zedmore!
07:00What's the hold-up?
07:02They're having problems with that bug behind them.
07:04Too much gas.
07:06Get that thing!
07:08Hey, come on!
07:10I thought they balanced those things.
07:12What's happening to Murray?
07:14It shouldn't be able to do that.
07:16The lifting coefficient of helium in relation...
07:19I don't think it's paying attention, Egon.
07:22It's taken off!
07:23Excuse me, Officer.
07:25Let it go!
07:27Let go of the mantis!
07:32It's pretty darn good!
07:34Right.
07:35That thing's a menace to aerial navigation.
07:38You're right, it is.
07:42You've got those proton thingies, don't you?
07:44You can shoot it down!
07:46Sure!
07:47I've been killing nasty bugs for years.
07:53Toasted green stuff?
07:55Coming up!
08:25How did I do that?
08:27Peter, will you get up here?
08:29You too, young lady!
08:37Whoa!
08:38Time to go!
08:44Hang on!
08:46Whoa!
08:47Whoa!
08:56Did I cause that?
08:58No.
08:59Not possible.
09:00Our equipment doesn't work that way.
09:02Then it must have been us.
09:04We filled the balloon in an old warehouse on the Upper West Side.
09:08It used to be a city morgue.
09:10That's it.
09:11A release of Death Force energy held dormant.
09:13An ectosurge across the continuum.
09:16You'll get used to him soon enough.
09:19I'm Dr. Peter Finkman.
09:21I'm Dr. Peter Finkman.
09:21I'm Dr. Peter Finkman.
09:21And Lawson.
09:22Oh!
09:23Oh!
09:24You know, there are certain positive aspects to this situation.
09:32You know, a lot of people are going to figure that we're responsible for this.
09:37Nonsense.
09:38If you were a judge, would you convict us, Janine?
09:40If I were a judge, I'd hang us.
09:44Swell.
09:47Egon!
09:47Huh?
09:48We found the problem.
09:50The balloon.
09:51It was filled over an old city morgue.
09:54Considering a constant half-life breakdown rate for all ectoplasmic entities, and cross-calculating
10:00with the known P.K.E. pulse, I'd say we're in an extraordinary amount of trouble.
10:05Bad, huh?
10:07Very bad.
10:08He could have a life energy as high as Gozer's.
10:11Great.
10:11Another big Twinkie.
10:13Can you fight that?
10:14Fight it?
10:15Yes.
10:16Win?
10:17No.
10:18So, then we've got no choice.
10:21The big guy.
10:23The big guy.
10:26Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse.
10:30The big guy.
10:36No!
10:39No!
10:39No!
10:44No!
10:45The real Ghostbusters will return after these messages.
10:50Oh!
10:51Um.
10:53We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
11:01I don't know about this, Egon.
11:04I'm willing to entertain alternatives.
11:09What were the dimensions of the balloon?
11:12120 feet nose to tail.
11:16Cross-index with the dimensions of the standard praying mantis and figure in the ecto-energy
11:20quotient of your average Class III non-transitory specter.
11:23What do you think we should do?
11:26Hey, it's a big town.
11:27Plenty of room for everyone.
11:29Let the bug have the park.
11:31The energy level is 45 megawatts.
11:33Well, that's not so much.
11:35Times ten to the fourteenth power.
11:38Oh.
11:39What does that mean?
11:40It means if Darth Vader is willing to loan us the Death Star, we might have a chance.
11:46Might.
11:47That means the big guy.
11:50Right.
11:51Before Murray tears up half the city.
11:53Slimer!
11:59You have to do it.
12:01We're depending on you.
12:04Lives are in danger, Slimer.
12:07The entire city is at stake.
12:12Please.
12:16Egon, you have to know how to talk to these guys.
12:19Yo!
12:20Green Guts!
12:23That's so close.
12:25Look.
12:26We need your help.
12:30Better hurry, Peter.
12:33Okay.
12:33You know that little refrigerator you've been wanting?
12:37Ice cream delivered to the door every day.
12:43A crate of donuts.
12:49And a diner's club card.
12:55Yeah!
12:57Go!
13:01What's going on?
13:04They're coming after us!
13:05They think we're responsible.
13:07Did you lock the door?
13:09Yeah.
13:09When we came back...
13:22This could get ugly.
13:23It might be best if I took you away from here.
13:26No way.
13:27This is as much my fight as it is yours.
13:30The police are banging on the door.
13:32Should I let them in?
13:35That doesn't seem necessary.
13:41You know what to do.
13:46Go!
13:50Wait a minute.
13:51A break-in.
13:53Call your lawyer.
13:55Look, if it's about that parking ticket...
13:57Let's go, Egghead.
13:58No, you can't.
14:00Not yet.
14:06You're making a very serious mistake.
14:12You have the right to remain silent.
14:15What the devil was that?
14:17I'd say it was your career.
14:19I'd watch my lip if I were you.
14:21The mayor ain't too happy with you clowns.
14:24Oh, he should be thrilled with us real soon.
14:27Right, Egon?
14:28Yes.
14:29In about six seconds.
14:55Hey, I'll bet I'm the only guy who has ever taken you to an unnatural disaster on the first date.
15:11What have you done?
15:13Well, we knew we couldn't take the mantis by ourselves, so...
15:17We released the big guy.
15:23The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
15:26The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
15:26Are you creeps nuts?
15:28Don't you remember what he did to this city the last time?
15:31Yeah, and he's all better now.
15:33We think.
15:44Can you control that thing?
15:46I certainly hope so.
15:49Quiet, please.
15:51Come in, Big Green One.
15:53Come in.
15:54Come in, Big Green One.
16:00Stay with him, and keep him headed north.
16:02Come in, Big Green One.
16:10What?
16:12What?
16:15What?
16:19What?
16:30I just remembered something.
16:33What?
16:34Praying mantises can jump very high.
16:37Gun it!
16:45Sorry, Peter.
16:46I should have remembered about the wings.
16:48You drive me crazy.
16:50Egon.
17:01Now we'll have some action.
17:13Come in, Ray.
17:15Go ahead, Egon.
17:16We're ready here.
17:24Sorry, Peter.
17:26You promised you'd take more lessons.
17:28I've been so busy.
17:30Ray!
17:31Hey, come on.
17:33I'm pretty good for an unlicensed pilot.
17:35Great.
17:36That'll make the crash seem ever so much softer.
17:51There he is.
17:52Now what?
17:54Shoot him if he tries to fly.
17:56Oh, good.
17:59Good morning, everybody.
18:02Whip, whip, whip, whip, whip.
18:16Oh, he's rushing.
18:19Ah!
18:20Ah!
18:22Ah!
18:24Ah!
18:25Oh!
18:27Oh!
18:28Oh!
18:31Ah!
18:32Ah!
18:33Oh!
18:47Okay, we're ready.
18:49Bring him in.
18:59Hey, I can't see.
19:01Don't you have wipers on this thing?
19:03No, you'll have to clean the outside off.
19:06Sure, Ray.
19:08Hang on.
19:12Thanks, Peter.
19:21Winston, let's fry this grasshopper.
19:40Now.
19:50but don't get staped
19:53Ah!
19:55Roar!
19:58Roar!
20:00Roar!
20:02Roar!
20:02Roar!
20:06Roar!
20:10Look out!
20:23Roar!
20:25Roar!
20:26Roar!
20:34Is it over?
20:36No, I think I'm still alive.
20:41You were wonderful.
20:43Hey, I think you were pretty wonderful yourself.
20:47Look, why don't you discuss how wonderful you both are over dinner?
20:51Later.
20:52We gotta get this parade going.
20:56That's the first smart thing he said today.
21:05Considering what we've been through, I feel extraordinarily good.
21:09Good.
21:09Then you can repaint the ambulance when we get back.
21:16Boy, this is great!
21:18It's really too bad about Murray, though.
21:21That's all right.
21:22Yeah.
21:23After all, we did find a replacement.
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21:48We now return to the real Ghostbusters.
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22:03Maybe not at all.
22:06No one's close before us.
22:06Yeah!
22:07No!
22:23Mr.
22:24No one's close.
22:26You've had a very good μ‘΄οΏ½ ions here.
22:26But there we go.
22:26You
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