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02:12An examination into hearing damage caused by loud close.
02:19And an in-depth look at fabulously rich, boring people.
02:25But first, Ghostbusters.
02:29Rip-off or scams?
02:31Joining us live on the scene are Ace Reporters, Sandy Van Sanders and Helen Schreck.
02:36Thank you, Eldon.
02:38Since their emergence on the scene, the Ghostbusters have allegedly been keeping New York safe from everything from truculent trolls
02:44to garrulous goblins.
02:46But could it be what we really need protection from is the Ghostbusters themselves?
02:50Are they nothing more than first-class conmen?
02:54Officially, we have no opinion.
02:56But just between you, me, and 20 million viewers, I'd say and how.
03:07Who is it?
03:08The eye of proof.
03:10Give me a break.
03:12Office hours are 10 to 4.
03:15You'll have to come back tomorrow.
03:17Can it, sister?
03:19I'm Helen Schreck, News 10 Supreme.
03:22So, I'm Janine Melnitz, Secretary.
03:30Secretary?
03:31Or perhaps merely an elaborate front masking a litany of questionable practices,
03:37including double-billing kickbacks.
03:42If you don't lay off this door, I'll show you a kickback.
03:56Down, Slimer.
04:01I try to keep them out.
04:04It's okay, Janine.
04:05Take Slimer for a walk.
04:14What is this, home movies?
04:17I know you.
04:18You're from that news show.
04:21Elvis on UFOs.
04:22Underwear of the famous.
04:24Yeah.
04:26So far, we've seen three of these ghost grubbers.
04:29But where is Dr. Egon Spengler?
04:33Um, he's not here.
04:35Ray, Winston, come over here, will ya?
04:39Uh-huh.
04:39Uh-huh.
04:52What's this?
04:54You'll have to leave.
04:55This is top secret.
04:57You can't keep the press out.
05:00Lady, I'd love to try.
05:02Perhaps it's time we went public with our experiment.
05:05You want us to stay?
05:09This may well be a trick.
05:11Until now, we've been storing captured entities in on-site containment vessels in the basement, which is both expensive and
05:17hazardous.
05:22That's why Dr. Stance and I have developed a dimensionometer.
05:25If it works, it'll banning spirits to another dimension permanently.
05:29In other words, you might call it a plan to disperse spooks into the ozone layer?
05:35Yeah, sure.
05:36If you wanted to use the wrong words.
05:40Watch and learn.
05:43Keep that out of my face, okay?
05:49What's the worst thing that could happen?
05:52Being locked in a room with you for a week.
05:56A feeble attempt at humor.
05:58But laughs won't cut the tension or the mustard as the big machine prepares to fire up.
06:08Test subject ready?
06:10Yeah, and it's a live one.
06:20This thing has been too far from the set of air.
06:21Hold it there.
06:26. . .
06:29. . . .
06:29. . . I'm not sure.
06:29. . .
06:30. .
06:34. . . .
06:35. .
06:39. . . . .
06:40. . . . .
06:57Bon voyage!
07:00All right!
07:01We did it!
07:03A noble aim.
07:05But is it merely a show for our benefit?
07:10Could all this flashy equipment be fake?
07:13Uh, uh, listen, Sandy, I must say it looks real to me.
07:19Oh, don't be gullible.
07:21Were this actually a high-voltage switch,
07:23it would overload if I did this.
07:42No!
07:44No!
07:45Whoa!
07:48Whoa!
07:50Whoa!
07:53Whoa!
08:00Whoa!
08:02Whoa!
08:11We seem to be having some technical difficulty
08:14with our feed from Helen and Sandy.
08:16Until we can get back to them,
08:17let's have this week's commentary by Rune Ancient.
08:24Do you ever notice if you stare long enough,
08:27you can see your fingernails grow?
08:32Do you ever notice how dust collects on you if you don't move?
08:36I hate that.
08:38Sorry to interrupt.
08:39It sounded fascinating.
08:40But we've resumed contact at Ghostbuster Headquarters.
08:45Mishap in Manhattan.
08:47That's what the scandal sheets will no doubt call it.
08:49At this stage, it's difficult to piece things together,
08:52but it seems there was an accident during the test drive.
08:55Accident?
08:55Nothing!
08:56It's your fault, you jollied ham!
08:59Clearly emotions are running high.
09:03Whatever the cause,
09:04the surge of energy has brought about
09:06a remarkable transformation in Dr. Spangler.
09:09Will it prove a health hazard?
09:10Or the exercise sensation of the 90s?
09:18I didn't quite get that, buddy.
09:30I didn't quite get that, buddy.
09:32Free to destroy!
09:36What are your impressions of what just occurred?
09:41Pete!
09:42Ray!
09:43Get over here!
09:45Get a load of this!
10:01See?
10:02Egon's soul got sucked into the other dimension.
10:05And now there's a demon in his body.
10:07And according to Egon's notes,
10:09if we don't find this soul
10:10and reverse the process inside 15 minutes,
10:12the change is permanent!
10:13Bummer.
10:16Hard choices for the Ghostbusters.
10:24As their former colleague,
10:25now demonic host, plays hardball.
10:32We can't zap him.
10:34It's still Egon's body.
10:36What do you suggest?
10:38Remember King Kong?
10:55Did it work?
10:56I think so.
10:57So where is he?
11:05Hey!
11:06That's our camera truck!
11:16Right, Sandy.
11:17I'm racing back to our studio
11:18for an exclusive interview.
11:21Great.
11:21Unless we get Egon's body back here,
11:24there'll be no switch.
11:25And we've still got to find his soul.
11:27Leave that to me.
11:29But Peter,
11:30that means going into the other dimension.
11:32Travel and danger.
11:33That's what some guys live for.
11:35Unfortunately, not me.
11:37Let's do it!
11:45Will act two bring a happy ending,
11:47or merely more anguish and despair?
11:49We'll soon see.
11:51Back to you, Elden.
11:53A thought-provoking report.
11:55Coming up,
11:56an examination of why Anchorman
11:57feel compelled to add vacuous comments
11:59at the end of each report.
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12:01a word from our sponsor.
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12:18Welcome back.
12:19Up now,
12:20more on the Ghostbusters disaster.
12:23It's the stuff of raw adventure
12:25as Dr. Venkman prepares to boldly go
12:27where no young upwardly mobile scientist
12:30has gone before.
12:31Now, Janine,
12:32remember,
12:33when I yank on the rope...
12:34Skip it.
12:35I've seen Poltergeist.
12:36Right.
12:39Anything we can do?
12:40Keep your distance.
12:42Preferably on some other planet.
12:45How can he be so flippant
12:46at a time like this?
13:26In one reporter's opinion,
13:29hardly a vacation spot.
13:32Huh?
13:33Is the eye of truth always deaf?
13:36This is the story of the century,
13:38sure to earn this reporter an Emmy
13:40or Wurlitzer Prize.
13:44I must be slipping.
13:46I must be slipping.
13:46That sounds like applause.
13:49Happens wherever I go.
13:51But not like that.
13:59No!
14:06No!
14:06Oh!
14:06No!
14:07Ah!
14:08No!
14:12No!
14:16Ah!
14:16No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19Ah!
14:20Ha-ha!
14:27He's coming around.
14:29With us in the studio,
14:31a demon who has sought asylum in the body of Dr. Egon Spengler.
14:35Perhaps he's fleeing political repression.
14:38Or seeking artistic fulfillment.
14:44Free! Free! Destroy!
14:50Or he could just be your sanded monster.
14:57Uh, oh, uh...
15:10Look! Ghostmasters!
15:13All right!
15:15First things first, save the lady!
15:17Right. What's your favorite sport?
15:20Huh?
15:23Whatever works!
15:36What?
15:37How dare you interfere with my interview!
15:40Interview?
15:41Lady, it's a riot!
15:43Roar!
15:46Roar!
15:50Roar!
15:57Roar!
15:57Roar!
15:57Now, stay foot.
16:01Yee-haw!
16:10Are you crazy?
16:12That's dangerous!
16:13Who do you think you are?
16:14Lois Lane?
16:16Huh.
16:17Not the way she dresses.
16:28What do you call these things?
16:30I call them only slightly less irritating than you!
16:35I call them only slightly less irritating than you!
16:40Roar!
16:40Roar!
16:41Roar!
16:44Roar!
16:44That's the last of that!
16:46Roar!
16:47Roar!
16:48Roar!
16:49Oh, please!
16:49Oh, please!
16:50Oh, please!
16:50Don't leave me here!
16:53And I just had this cleaned!
16:55You've gotta take me back!
16:57This place is too spooky!
16:59All right!
17:00All right!
17:01But first...
17:02Tell Dr. Venkman if you've seen a soul around here.
17:06A soul?
17:07Or just over that hill!
17:09Can't miss it!
17:11Now fold me up and put me away!
17:20there he is we've got to get him back to the firehouse great what's your plan we can't
17:27blast him but maybe we can use these to head him in the right direction I got you
17:48that's it keep it up come on time's almost up
17:58can't miss it huh it doesn't take a genius to see that's not Egon
18:06another tragic demonstration that you should never trust a ghost no wait
18:18what a comedown from technician to trampoline hold these I gotta travel light
18:34you okay do I look okay I retract the question
18:47grab hold unless you want to log your next report from the underside of a foot you too
18:55I just hope Janine's not on a coffee break
19:04if we paid you I'd give you a raise where'd you find him
19:16you could lend a hand here
19:18only a minute to go
19:40drive in service and not too soon
19:49here's our guest so roll out the carpet
20:02at Ghostbusters headquarters chaos reigns supreme with only we journalists able to rise above it
20:19you
20:20you
20:23you
20:24you
20:24you
20:25you
20:41Egon, say something.
20:43This lab is clean.
20:46All right!
20:47Great!
20:49Except for them.
20:51Yuck!
20:52Helen, Sandy.
20:56We're running late.
20:57Can you give us a wrap-up?
21:00My pleasure, Eldon.
21:03Earlier, the question was asked,
21:05who needs the Ghostbusters?
21:08On the basis of this story,
21:11it's clear many need the Ghostbusters,
21:14while others just need a bath.
21:19Eldon?
21:20Well, that's our show for tonight.
21:22Until next time, this is Plenty-Forty-Six-T.
21:25War on top of it,
21:26so you don't have to be.
21:28Good night.
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