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00:00Freddie! Yeah?
00:02Dude, check out these flyers I made.
00:04I came up with a theme for tonight's After Hours.
00:07As long as it's classy, okay?
00:09I don't want to hurt the restaurant's reputation.
00:11You tell me the same thing every week, I know.
00:13Just read.
00:15All Night Booty Parade featuring Chicago's finest cage dancers.
00:20Ah, yes.
00:21What better way to bring in women
00:22than to show them other women trapped in cages?
00:26They're not actually trapped.
00:28They could fit through the bars if they wanted to.
00:30You're going to die alone.
00:34Wait, wait.
00:35Grandma, if you're saying that you want to be one of my dancers,
00:37you're going to have to audition just like all the other girls.
00:42Don't touch.
00:48These are for Zoe's class trip to Springfield.
00:50I'm sorry.
00:51Can I have this one here?
00:53There's a big finger hole in it.
00:55You know, buddy, I'm not in the mood.
00:57It's the first time my little girl's ever been away from me.
01:00I'm a little stressed out, okay?
01:01Sophia, you know what's good for stress?
01:06Dancing in a cage.
01:09No, studies have shown that tossing your junk around releases endorphins.
01:13Chris, you remember our conversation?
01:17Say what you mean to say.
01:20I want to see you dance half-naked in a cage.
01:24Now, doesn't that sound bad to you?
01:28Are you hypnotizing me right now?
01:32Mom, this is crazy!
01:34I don't need my swimsuit and flip-flops.
01:36It's freezing in Springfield.
01:38Sweetheart, they're not for the pool.
01:39They're for the shower and the hotel.
01:41Strangers carry disease.
01:45Look, she's gonna have a great time
01:47taking a six-hour bus ride to see Lincoln's grave.
01:52Why don't you try and have a good time this weekend?
01:54You're right.
01:55Tonight, I'm gonna have a beer.
01:58There's no comfort in a bottle.
02:01Comfort's right here.
02:01Try me after a six-pack
02:04when I have beer spectacles on.
02:08Goggles, Soph.
02:10Beer goggles.
02:12All you do is study and take care of Zoe.
02:15You need to get out.
02:17You know, you're right.
02:18If I stay home,
02:19I'll just spend all night worrying about her.
02:21You know, I think I will come to the after hours.
02:23No, no, no.
02:25You don't want to come to our club.
02:27It's full of stuff you don't like.
02:28Loud music, lots of people,
02:30booze, you know, fun.
02:35Freddie, you may think I'm a nerd,
02:36but I've been to clubs.
02:38And how many of these clubs
02:39had the word book in front of them?
02:42You guys are going to a club?
02:43I could use a night out drinking.
02:45You drink all the time.
02:47I know, but I'd like to go out and drink.
02:50You guys are starting to look at me
02:51like I got a problem.
02:55Fine.
02:56You guys can come,
02:57but I'm warning you,
02:57so it's gonna get pretty wild in there.
02:59Don't worry, Freddie.
03:01I can get jiggy with it.
03:04Hey, I did it!
03:17I gotta hand it to you, Chris.
03:19It's a pretty good turnout tonight.
03:21It's too good.
03:22You can't decide which chick to go after.
03:26Yo, you got fish fever, man.
03:29What?
03:30It's what happens to bears
03:31when there's too many salmon.
03:32They get all confused.
03:35So, what do they do?
03:37They break into people's cars
03:38and get shot by rain.
03:41You know what?
03:41I think I'm just gonna focus
03:42on one hair color.
03:44Like, uh, like blondes, I think.
03:48No.
03:48No, that's Burnett.
03:51Dude, Asians?
03:54Hey, hey, hey.
03:55There's that model, Nikki.
03:56She was in here last month.
03:58Ah.
03:59Mine.
04:00Ah, no.
04:02Hey, uh, Nikki, right?
04:04We've met.
04:04I'm Freddie, the chef here.
04:06Oh, right.
04:07I ate here last time I was in town.
04:09Good seeing you again.
04:14Mine now?
04:16No.
04:18Charles?
04:19Quick, two glasses of crystal.
04:21Zoe, brush your teeth.
04:23No, brush your teeth!
04:26Would you like me to have the DJ
04:27turn down the music for you?
04:29Could you?
04:31Hey, Zoe, it's your Uncle Freddie.
04:34Bye.
04:34Is he a good guy?
04:38Oh, yeah, just use protection.
04:41I'm kidding.
04:42She hung up.
04:42She hung up a long time ago.
04:46Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:47Where are you going?
04:48I'm talking to a model.
04:49Oh, is she nice?
04:50Can I come with?
04:51Oh, would you?
04:52Because whenever I'm trying
04:53to pick up a model,
04:54I'm always thinking
04:54I wish my sister was here.
04:57Freddie, come on.
04:58Keep me company.
04:58Let's dance.
04:59Let's dance.
04:59Allison, Sophia says
05:05she wants to dance.
05:06Ah, not a problem.
05:08I got a nice glow right now.
05:13That's fantastic.
05:16I spend my money on jets
05:18and exotic vacations
05:20and saving puppies.
05:22Chris, can you come here
05:23for a second?
05:25Beat it.
05:25Oh, thank you.
05:29Let's get the champagne.
05:31Oh, you want to dance?
05:39That was messed up, Freddie.
05:46When I was a little boy
05:55About to 85
05:57My mother felt me
06:00Greatest man life
06:03Now I'm a man
06:06Now I'm a man
06:09Okay, here.
06:26It's kind of cheesy,
06:27but it's the first thing
06:28I learned how to make
06:29in culinary school.
06:30A radish rose.
06:32Does this work
06:33on every girl
06:34you give one to?
06:35I don't know.
06:36Does it?
06:37Maybe.
06:38Oh, the radish rose.
06:46It's a nice move.
06:48Listen, we're going
06:49to do some body shots
06:49and go back to my place
06:50for a jacuzzi.
06:51I just wanted to rub that in.
06:54Have fun with your veggies.
06:57Hey, have you seen Sophia?
06:59Uh, yeah.
07:00I saw her and Allison
07:01dancing with a couple guys.
07:02Oh, no.
07:03She wasn't doing
07:04the Teen Wolf, was she?
07:05No, no, no, no.
07:10She was doing this one.
07:11Oh.
07:18Becky, where were you?
07:20I tried going to the bathroom,
07:22but the line is like
07:2220 girls long,
07:24and I really want to hear
07:2580s music,
07:25but the DJ won't play any of it.
07:27It's so hot in here,
07:28and I just want to go
07:29to somebody else.
07:30Freddie, this is Trisha,
07:35the friend I'm staying with.
07:36Pleasure.
07:38Hey, Freddie,
07:39Allison and I are leaving.
07:40We met these two guys
07:41and we're going for coffee.
07:42Whoa, whoa.
07:44Guys going to coffee
07:45with you after you did this?
07:48Bye, Freddie.
07:49Come on, Nikki, let's go.
07:50Yeah, I'm going too, Freddie.
07:51Bye.
07:52Give me one second.
07:53Hey, I want to look
07:54this guy in the eye
07:55and let him know
07:55your brother's here.
07:56No, thank you.
07:57Good night.
07:58Just wait.
07:58Nikki, I want to go.
08:00Just give me one second.
08:03Look, I'm not going
08:03to embarrass you.
08:04I just want to meet him.
08:05Nikki!
08:07Freddie, she's bored.
08:09I really want to hang out,
08:10but I can't touch her.
08:13Trisha, you seem like
08:15a lot of fun.
08:17I am.
08:19Well, we just got to find
08:20something fun for you to do.
08:22Chris, I got you a phone
08:24for the jacuzzi party.
08:26Got a bathing suit?
08:27No.
08:28Welcome.
08:29Now, just let me talk
08:34to my sister,
08:35and I'm all yours.
08:41I'm all yours.
08:44How many jets
08:45just your jacuzzi have?
08:46I hope there's not
08:47too much chlorine in it.
08:48Do you have any food
08:48in your house?
08:49Maybe we should get
08:49a pizza first,
08:50but it's got to be vegetarian
08:51because meat is murder.
08:53That was really
09:01messed up, Freddie.
09:08Oye.
09:10Grandma, thank God you're up.
09:11I'm really craving nachos,
09:18so can you make
09:18a big pile of them
09:19with all that gooey,
09:20cheesy stuff?
09:21Mira.
09:21Yes, nachos, a lot of them.
09:29Grandy.
09:31And nachos,
09:33once more,
09:34and you'll see what happens.
09:35Okay, this is gonna seem
09:41a little awkward,
09:42but I have family
09:43living here,
09:43and they're all asleep,
09:44so if we have
09:46any passionate moments,
09:47we gotta kind of
09:47keep it down.
09:48I have a roommate.
09:51I understand.
09:53He's actually talking
09:53about me.
09:54I'm a screamer.
09:59Freddie!
10:01Allison, it's four
10:02in the morning.
10:03What are you doing up?
10:04I'm starving.
10:04Can I borrow him a minute?
10:05He needs to make me nachos.
10:06What?
10:08You don't need nachos
10:09soaking up all that alcohol.
10:11It'll kill your buzz.
10:18Yeah, hi, Sophia.
10:23Yeah, Zoe's fine.
10:25Anyway, I need to know
10:26how to make nachos.
10:29Are you okay?
10:30You're out of breath.
10:32Oh, is he good?
10:36Well, can I hold?
10:39Hello?
10:48Morning.
10:54Morning.
10:57Is that the same dress
10:58you wore last night?
10:59Yeah, it was comfortable,
11:00so I put it on again.
11:03Are you just getting home?
11:05No, I just went on
11:06a nice, brisk morning walk.
11:08Yeah, a nice, brisk
11:10morning walk of shame.
11:13Where were you?
11:15I was with Kurt.
11:16Who's Kurt?
11:18That guy I had coffee
11:19with last night.
11:20It's nine o'clock
11:21in the morning.
11:22Must have been a pretty
11:23big freaking cup of coffee.
11:26Well, after coffee,
11:27we went back to his place
11:28and talked,
11:29and then he played part
11:31of Brown Eyed Girl
11:31on his guitar.
11:33You know,
11:34because I have brown eyes.
11:37God.
11:38You slept with him.
11:40You know what, Freddie?
11:40It's none of your business.
11:41What?
11:41I don't believe it.
11:43You had a one-night stay.
11:45I did not.
11:46You know,
11:47some guys go out
11:47to meet women
11:48they want to see again.
11:49Ugly broke men
11:51with no other options.
11:53Okay, for your information,
11:55Kurt is cute
11:55and he has a sporty car.
11:57I don't care about Kurt.
12:00It's you.
12:01Sophia,
12:02you haven't dated
12:03since you were a teenager.
12:04You don't know
12:05how the game is played.
12:06You're not one of these
12:07easy women
12:08that goes home
12:09with some guy
12:09she barely knows.
12:11Hey, Nikki.
12:11Hey.
12:14You were a sleepover
12:15last night, Freddie?
12:16Don't try to compare this
12:18with what you did.
12:19Nikki and I
12:20can handle this.
12:21We're the kind of people
12:22who do this all the time.
12:24Actually, I don't.
12:26Way to back me up there, Nikki.
12:29No, I mean,
12:30I usually sleep with women.
12:35I thought I'd give you a shot,
12:37but it didn't do
12:39too much for me.
12:43Thanks.
12:45Wait a second.
12:46If I would have known that,
12:47I would have done
12:48different stuff.
12:49I can love like a woman.
12:52Sorry.
12:59See that?
13:01Never gonna see
13:02each other again.
13:05And we're both fine with it.
13:07Ah, okay.
13:17See, this is a picture
13:19of nachos.
13:24Yo, quiero que tú mires esto.
13:28México.
13:30Puerto Rico.
13:34Nachos.
13:36No nachos.
13:37Look at you.
13:43Just waiting by the phone.
13:44I knew this would happen.
13:45He's not calling, Soph.
13:47I don't care.
13:48Oh, really?
13:49That phone hasn't left
13:50your lap all day.
13:52There.
13:53Is that better?
13:54And can you stay out
13:54of my business, please?
13:58Freddy?
13:58Hey, you.
13:59Hey, you.
14:02Tricia.
14:04You're back.
14:05She never left.
14:08We've spent the whole day together.
14:12We just totally clicked, you know?
14:15Now it's time for that very important business meeting.
14:19Remember?
14:21Uh-huh.
14:21No, I'm pretty sure that was next Saturday.
14:23No, no, no, no, no.
14:25No, that's tonight.
14:26That's...
14:26Don't you dare try and reschedule it.
14:28You know what?
14:31I think you're right.
14:32I must have forgotten.
14:34Tricia, I gotta work.
14:36Well, how about I wait in your apartment?
14:41That is really sweet,
14:43but I'm looking forward to missing you.
14:52Hello?
14:53Oh, hi, Zoe.
14:54You're having a great time?
14:55Good.
14:55Mommy's gonna call you back later, okay?
14:57Bye.
15:03Hello?
15:04Hey, baby, you were great last night.
15:11I knew you couldn't handle a one-night stand.
15:14Look at you.
15:15I'm hanging up on you.
15:17Excuse me, a what?
15:18Wait, you mean to tell me
15:19the one night she decides to get freaky,
15:21you stick me with the clinger?
15:22You'll see it's not a one-night stand
15:25when Kirk calls me back.
15:27Back?
15:28Yeah, I called him earlier.
15:29Oh.
15:32What?
15:33Well, it hadn't even been a whole day.
15:35He just rolled out of his bed this morning.
15:36Well, I only called him
15:37because I forgot my earrings at his place.
15:39Oh.
15:41Did the old leave behind, too, huh?
15:44He's gonna think you did that on purpose.
15:46Well, I didn't.
15:47And stop making such a big deal out of this.
15:49I just want to go back to his place
15:50and get my earrings.
15:51Oh.
15:52Look, forget the earrings, Sophia.
15:57You know what?
15:57I have a whole box of stuff in my apartment
15:59that girls have left, all right?
16:00You can take some earrings from there.
16:03As a matter of fact,
16:04I have sunglasses and cell phones.
16:07I have a book report.
16:09It's college.
16:11It's not high school.
16:14What?
16:15Wait, wait, wait.
16:15You still do book reports in college, right?
16:19Look, I don't want some other girls' earrings.
16:21I want my own.
16:23No, I know you.
16:24You want answers.
16:26That's why guys hate the leave behind.
16:28Girls use it as an excuse to show up
16:30and find out why they didn't get a call.
16:32You want to know why they don't call?
16:34It's because it's a one-night stand.
16:36Look, I really don't care about this guy.
16:40I just want to get my earrings and leave.
16:42Fine.
16:43And you won't mind if I tag along?
16:47Not at all.
16:48If that's what it takes to prove you wrong.
16:49I'd come, but I got to go.
16:55I have a locksmith coming.
16:59Surprise!
17:00I waited!
17:03Did you miss me?
17:04He sure did.
17:07Oh, hey, when the locksmith comes,
17:10make sure you get an extra key.
17:19Last chance, Sophia.
17:30You sure you want to do this?
17:32I told you.
17:33I'm just getting my earrings and leaving.
17:34Nothing else.
17:37Hold this.
17:39Nothing else, huh?
17:41Okay, maybe I do want to show him
17:42what he's missing out on.
17:43And I do want answers, damn it.
17:44He said things last night, and I just...
17:47I want to know what's so bad about me
17:49that he can at least call back.
17:51It's not about you.
17:53He's a guy.
17:55But, hey, you don't want to listen to me
17:57on this one, so...
17:59Go ahead.
18:17Well, I got my earrings.
18:19I'm sorry, Sophia.
18:21It's okay.
18:22He tried to tell me.
18:24And I got my answer.
18:26He really is a jerk.
18:28You're damn right he is.
18:30Hey, Freddie, what are you doing?
18:32Or earrings taped to a door.
18:34That's just cold.
18:34No, just forget it.
18:36Yeah?
18:37Yeah?
18:37You're not the boyfriend, are you?
18:46Worse, the brother.
18:49Listen, man.
18:50Earrings taped to the door is a bit much.
18:53So I want you to hand these to my sister
18:55like a gentleman
18:55and show her a little respect.
18:58Look, no disrespect to your sister,
19:00but she didn't give me much of a choice.
19:03What are you talking about?
19:04Why don't you just listen?
19:11Hi, Kurt.
19:12It's Sophia.
19:13I just had to tell you
19:14what a great time I had last night.
19:16Oh, and listen,
19:17I remember you said you love museums
19:19and the Van Gogh exhibits in town,
19:21so maybe we could Van Gogh.
19:29Oh, anywho.
19:33Come around if you want to give me a buzz.
19:35Bye.
19:37Maybe we could Van Gogh.
19:39That's a clever pun.
19:45Hey, Kurt, it's Sophia again.
19:48I haven't heard from you yet.
19:50Oh, maybe you're playing your guitar
19:51and you can't hear me.
19:53I'm on the phone.
19:55Hello?
19:56Who is it?
19:56Grandma, hang up.
19:58Who is calling me?
19:59Hang up.
20:01Anyway, I left my earrings there,
20:04so call me back.
20:05Kurt, why aren't you calling me?
20:08I know you're home.
20:09I see your light's on, and I...
20:11Do you, uh, want to read her e-mails?
20:14I'm all good, brother.
20:15Take it easy.
20:23Hey, when people start dating again,
20:26they make a lot of mistakes.
20:28On the bright side,
20:30you made them all in one night.
20:34So you're good.
20:35Oh, thanks.
20:39Hey, these aren't mine.
20:41I'll take them back.
20:43No, these are nicer.
20:44Let's get out of here.
20:47Nikki, hey.
20:49It's Freddy from the other night.
20:52Listen, now that I know the situation,
20:54I'd really like another shot.
20:58I shaved my face against the grain,
21:00and I did a sugar scrub.
21:02Now, I got that really smooth skin.
21:08So, if you close your eyes,
21:11you'll think I'm a woman.
21:14But you'll get all the benefits of a man.
21:17I guarantee you,
21:19by the end of it,
21:21you'll at least be by.
21:22looking good.
21:29Looking good.
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