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Balki es ascendido a un puesto ejecutivo por el nuevo director del Chicago Chronicle, pero la descripción de sus funciones es un poco confusa. Larry empieza a sospechar que las razones del ascenso de Balki podrían no ser muy éticas.

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04:49Ah, well, I'm glad you're still here.
04:53I want to talk to you about a promotion.
04:55I have created a new department called Editorial Services
05:00And I believe that you are the most qualified person to lead it.
05:03Thank you, sir.
05:04Not you, I'm talking to him
05:06Congratulations, Bartókomos
05:11It's an army
05:12You, farewell
05:17Why did Mr. Globe give you such a large office?
05:32I had to do it
05:33It was the only place that would fit my gigantic desk.
05:37Have you seen it, Larry?
05:41No, I was busy working at my little table in the...
05:46In the gigantic basement
05:49Tell me about the chair again.
05:53Well, it's a swivel chair, and it's just like Cousin Larry's, except it doesn't have any wheels missing.
05:59AND...
06:00It is upholstered in leather
06:02Before we continue with the upholstery, does anyone want more coffee?
06:06No, thank you, Larry.
06:07I'll do it anyway; I want to be clear-headed when we talk about the carpet.
06:11I heard the carpet!
06:14I'm sure it's made of wool and nylon.
06:16Did I tell you it's dustproof?
06:21Larry, does it bother you that Valky was promoted?
06:24Well, I just don't understand it.
06:26This morning I was working with the mail
06:28And in the afternoon he had a huge office next to all the executives.
06:32But maybe you're jealous of Valky
06:34Oh, Jennifer!
06:36Please!
06:37Please!
06:40Do you think I'm jealous of Valky because she has her own office?
06:44Well, I...
06:45With a wool carpet and a large table
06:48Larry, I'm just saying that...
06:50And a window with a view of all of Chicago
06:53So you can enjoy the sunset while seated in your leather-upholstered chair
06:58Do you think that makes me jealous?
07:02Yeah
07:03You're right
07:06But I'm not going to let a trivial envy get in the way.
07:11Make me not happy for my best friend
07:14I think powerful men are very sexy
07:18Hey?
07:22Yeah
07:23Valky, friend
07:27I want you to know that nobody is as happy as I am
07:34Oh, thank you, cousin.
07:35You're a hard worker, and if anyone deserves a chance, it's you.
07:38Oh, thank you, cousin.
07:41Hey, I know I don't need to say it
07:43But I want you to know that my new executive lifestyle isn't going to get in the way of our friendship.
07:51I know.
07:52And to celebrate your promotion, I'm inviting you to lunch tomorrow.
07:55Tomorrow is inconvenient for me.
07:57Mr. Appleton has come to see him
08:07Cousin Larry
08:09I'm glad you came to see him
08:11It's a pleasure
08:13Interesting suit
08:19Thank you, I try to dress well and I agree with this excess
08:23You did it!
08:27Valky, this place is amazing!
08:31Oh, thank you, cousin.
08:32Cousin, cousin
08:33Come, look at this
08:34Look at this
08:35They are so generous that they gave me a refrigerator and a microwave.
08:40I'm conducting an experiment to see how long it takes to boil water and then freeze it.
08:46My record is 18 minutes
08:51The 15-minute barrier is just around the corner
08:54Cousin
08:57And if that weren't enough...
09:00Look at this
09:01Look at this
09:02They have given me
09:05My own machine
09:07To make salad
09:09Valky
09:15It's for tearing up papers
09:18Paper salad?
09:26Interesting concept
09:28If you add vinaigrette and a little tomato, why not?
09:32Actually, I've come here for work reasons.
09:35Mr. Glover has asked me to interview you for the newspaper
09:39Don't mess with me!
09:41No, seriously
09:42He wants you to write about what he calls your meteoric rise from postman to head of editorial services.
09:49Okay, why don't we head to what I call my sit-and-chat zone?
09:58To make it more personal
10:01OK
10:03Can you describe what the editorial services director does on a typical day?
10:09Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
10:12Are there that many things?
10:14I don't know where to begin
10:16I'm busier than a mosquito in a nutritionist colony.
10:19I'm going to show you my planner
10:24At one o'clock, go and have my picture taken
10:33At two o'clock, go and have my picture taken
10:36At three o'clock, go and have my picture taken
10:41Valky, is all you do just go and have your picture taken?
10:44Of course not, he doesn't make a fool of himself.
10:473:30, meeting with cousin Larry
10:50We'd better hurry because I have to go at four o'clock to have my picture taken.
10:58Mr. Bartókomus
11:01Mr. Glover!
11:06Mr. Bartókomus, there are some members of the Chamber of Commerce
11:09Would you mind taking a picture with them?
11:11If it matters to me, my mipos have mustaches.
11:15I'll be right back
11:19Mr. Glover, I'm glad you're here
11:22I have a small problem with the interview
11:25Perhaps you can clarify a couple of things for me.
11:28With great pleasure
11:29What exactly does the head of editorial services do?
11:34Well, he's an intermediary.
11:38Between the editorial and administrative departments
11:41Its mission is to facilitate the necessary conditions to reduce friction and enhance efficiency
11:46And how exactly does Valky do that?
11:53Well, in different ways
11:54Collaborating with the infrastructure sector and communicating with the private sector
11:58Excuse me, Mr. Glover, but...
12:03All of that seems like empty words to hide the fact that he actually has nothing to do.
12:08Okay, Appleton
12:10Okay, let me clarify something for you.
12:12Have you ever heard of a government program called The American Dream?
12:17Yes, it's a program to prepare immigrants
12:22It helps them to integrate and improve their position in the professional environment
12:26Exactly, because I have chosen Bartókomos to participate in that program
12:32But Valky isn't being prepared to do anything.
12:36It's a waste of time
12:38No, it's easier for you to write an article stating that you are being prepared
12:44But, Mr. Glover, that's a... fraud
12:50No... I can't write an article to help you.
12:55Well
12:57OK
12:59If you can't write it, I'll find someone who can.
13:02Meanwhile, you can start looking for another job.
13:05Think about it
13:14Jennifer, it's not fair
13:26What Mr. Glover has done is take over an important program that helps people who need an opportunity.
13:31And he has turned it into a farce
13:34Larry, tell Valky what's going on
13:37I've tried all week, but he's so happy
13:41I hate to spoil the party.
13:43Perhaps he's not as happy as you think.
13:46I am the... my t-shirt
13:49Happiest in the entire solar system
13:53I haven't said anything at all
13:57And I have to go, see you later
13:59Jennifer, Jennifer
14:01Do you realize that we hardly ever see each other?
14:04Tell your secretary to call mine and we'll have lunch
14:07Well
14:10Bye
14:12Bye
14:14Wow, Valky
14:16You seem very happy with your new job
14:20Come on, cousin
14:22I'll be on the list
14:23I am living like an important person
14:26How could I not be happy?
14:29I insist
14:30How could I not be happy?
14:32You have everything, I suppose.
14:34I believe it.
14:36How could I not be happy?
14:42Valky, Valky
14:43Do you mean you're not happy?
14:46No, I'm not
14:47But... but...
14:49Why not?
14:50Don't know
14:53I know I should be
14:57I know I have everything my little rascal could wish for.
15:01But it gives me something
15:03That?
15:06That?
15:10That?
15:11What am I missing...
15:20Oh, you're missing something.
15:22Well, yes, Valky
15:23What you... what you're missing is a real job
15:29But I have a real job
15:31I am the director of editorial services
15:33And exactly
15:34What does the head of editorial services do?
15:39Don't know!
15:43Every time I ask Mr. Clover
15:45What is my job?
15:46They're taking my picture!
15:48I'm starting to feel like the Chronicle's supermedia.
15:55Well Valky, I'm afraid that's what it is.
16:00Is that me?
16:04Hey, cousin, I hope they don't make me wear a swimsuit
16:07No, Valky, what I mean is that...
16:12Clover has created your job to make it look like the Chronicle is collaborating with a government program to help immigrants.
16:18But the reality is that that job doesn't exist.
16:20It's a fraud, a farce
16:22You are nothing more than a puppet in Glover's hands
16:26Oh, cousin, this is the best news since they started airing Monsters again
16:31Oh, really?
16:35Yes! I thought everyone knew what my job was, except me.
16:39Now I can put the puppets aside and get back to choreography.
16:43No, Valky, Valky!
16:45If you do, Glover will replace you with someone else.
16:48Doesn't that solve the problem?
16:51At all
16:52What we need to do is try to get rid of Glover so that the program works as it should.
16:58How will we do it?
16:59Well, maybe if we give Glover enough rope, he'll hang himself.
17:04I prefer not to use violence
17:10Appleton, I just got off a plane
17:22I haven't adjusted to the schedule and I ate on the plane
17:25What is so important that they won't even let me go to my office?
17:28We think you might be interested in some of the changes made by Mr. Glover
17:32So I'd like to introduce you to the director of editorial services
17:35Okay, let him call me and we'll eat.
17:37Mr. Wendry
17:38It's me, Valky Valtócomos
17:41You
17:42Well, I'm sure Glover knows what he's doing.
17:46He knows what he's doing, but we think you should know what you're doing.
17:49Watch out, Mr. Glover is coming
17:52Okay
17:52Mr. Wendry, there's no time to explain it to you
17:54What Glover is doing is wrong, and you're the only one who can stop him.
17:57And we wondered if he would mind hiding under the table
18:01Okay
18:03I know it will seem strange to you, but it's the only way to prove our accusations.
18:09Do you want me to hide under the table?
18:12Yes sir
18:13If I'm wrong, fire me
18:15Consider it done.
18:16Mr. Glover is already here
18:20OK
18:20I can't believe I'm doing this
18:25Appleton
18:27They told me I'd find it here.
18:31This
18:32This is not the article I asked him to write.
18:35Repeat it and do it my way
18:37I told him the truth.
18:39Regarding how you are manipulating the American Dream program
18:43I think Valky isn't given the real opportunities.
18:46For whom this program was created
18:48Oh ok
18:49Let's ask Valky about this
18:52Is Valky happy with his new position?
18:56Well, I can't complain.
18:59But all I do is go and have my picture taken.
19:02And the flash is starting to tan me.
19:06Mr. Glover, doesn't the program have anything to do with preparing immigrants?
19:13Oh, sure.
19:13Sure, I could prepare it for you
19:15But then he would go to eat and have to start all over again.
19:18Excuse me, Mrs. Glover
19:21I am just a poor, ignorant immigrant
19:25My mother doesn't have her language in her tongue.
19:28But
19:33Are you saying you have no intention of giving me anything to do?
19:39No, he's already doing something, Bartókomos
19:43Taking the job away from a true American who deserves it more than you.
19:47Oh, I understand.
19:52So, do you think that if a person wasn't born here
19:57Doesn't he have the right to work here?
20:01No, no, no, no
20:02You have the right to work
20:03But good jobs should be for real Americans.
20:07Am I speaking too fast for you?
20:12Mr. Glover
20:13He may have been born in America
20:14But you're not an American
20:16He's too narrow-minded to understand what it means
20:21Oh really?
20:23Perhaps you understand the meaning of these words
20:26You're fired!
20:27I'm the one who fires you here!
20:35Mr. Wenray
20:36How was your trip?
20:37Mister
20:38Shut up, Glover
20:39Gather your things
20:40Pick up my things?
20:43And I'm doing a great job
20:45Costs have decreased
20:46The print run is increasing
20:48There are more important things.
20:49Lowering costs
20:51And increase the print run
20:52I'm not firing him because he does his job badly.
20:55I'm firing you because you're a fanatic
20:57And there's no room for fans here.
20:59Mr. Glover
21:05I know you're not enthusiastic about government programs.
21:08But you might be interested in the unemployment one
21:10Goodbye, Mr. Glover
21:14Mr. Glover
21:21Upon leaving
21:24Give Maria back her parking card
21:26You have had guts
21:34Well, we know about guts.
21:37Mr. Wenray
21:38I don't know if you've ever made giblet sausages.
21:42She has to face the person who puts it in.
21:44Valky
21:45Mr. Wenray
21:47It means brave
21:48And I want him to participate in the American Dream program.
21:52Does this mean I'll have to stay in this office?
21:55At all
21:56For the time being, he will return to handling the mail.
21:58But Appleton
21:58I want you to take Bartókumus under your protection
22:01Teach him to be an investigative journalist
22:03It will be a pleasure, sir.
22:04Thank you, Mr. Wenray
22:06Keep up the good work!
22:10Valky
22:13Have you heard that?
22:15You have the opportunity to become a real journalist
22:17Cousin, we're happy for the dance of joy
22:21Dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai!
22:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
22:34You have the opportunity to become a real journalist
23:04Haddle, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai, dai!
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