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03:27Did you tell him? Well, I told him about the erabino.
03:30And the kangaroo. You know, the one where the erabini
03:32He says to the kangaroo. No, I don't mean the joke.
03:36But not to the fact that you are an heir
03:37from the throne of Mipos. You have never told me
03:39that you were heir to the throne.
03:41Oh, no. You haven't done it. Well,
03:43Call me stupid.
03:47Valky, this is incredible.
03:50What place do you occupy in the succession?
03:52The second? The third?
03:54The 986.
03:57Is everyone in Mipos an heir?
04:02to the throne? Well, of course not.
04:04Don't be hereditary.
04:07Only men and a few
04:08old women with mustaches.
04:15I suppose you wouldn't fall for it
04:16on the account of telling Mrs. Endicott
04:18that there are 985 heirs ahead
04:20From you. Cousin, that's public knowledge.
04:26Clear.
04:27Good.
04:31We can go to the Endicotts' house
04:33the weekend
04:34And at last I will have the opportunity
04:37to tell Mr. Endicott
04:38my idea for the newspaper.
04:40That will launch my career
04:42To heaven, Valky.
04:43Life is beautiful.
04:45Cousin, I told you to be happy.
04:48Forget the problem
04:49And be happy.
04:51That your problem
04:51Run away from here.
04:53Sing hallelujah,
04:54We're going to be happy.
04:55Prepare for judgment day.
04:58Shining kiss.
04:59Valky,
05:08I have a new sports jacket
05:11and some trousers.
05:12When I enter the party
05:13People will turn around
05:14and will say
05:15It stinks here.
05:16Are you pouting?
05:22Pork?
05:25Bet your bibibabcas.
05:29Cousin,
05:31I am preparing
05:3215 kilos of Moors
05:33to take them
05:34to the Huatec.
05:35Listen,
05:39when it's my turn
05:40decide what game we play
05:41I'm going to suggest
05:42the Moor's fishing.
05:50It's very good
05:51to break the ice.
05:55I'm sure it is.
05:57Valky,
06:00to those people
06:01He doesn't like them
06:01those parts of the pig.
06:05The Endicotts
06:07They are rich
06:08and the rich
06:08They're not like you and me.
06:10Oh,
06:11come on,
06:11cousin,
06:12They're just like everyone else.
06:13The pereneras are put on.
06:14of the pants
06:15one after the other.
06:17One after the other
06:19Is that what you think?
06:19I know.
06:20Yeah?
06:21Yeah,
06:21I know.
06:22Yes, Valky,
06:22tell me,
06:23How many rich people
06:24you know?
06:25How many?
06:26How many?
06:26How many rich people?
06:28How many rich people
06:30you know?
06:30None.
06:32None,
06:33I mean,
06:33zero,
06:34I mean,
06:34that you don't know
06:34none.
06:35Correct.
06:38Well,
06:39coincidentally I
06:40I envied those people
06:43all my life.
06:46And I'm familiar with it.
06:48with their customs.
06:49When you are invited
06:50to go to their homes,
06:52You have to behave
06:54in the way that they
06:55They expect you to behave.
06:57The Endicotts
06:57they expect to see
06:58to Prince Valky,
07:00so you'll have
07:01that act
07:01like royalty.
07:04Cousin,
07:04I don't know how to do it.
07:06Luckily,
07:08I do know.
07:11I was afraid of that.
07:12Now,
07:13look,
07:14for a start,
07:17royalty
07:18always refers
07:19herself
07:19in first person
07:20plural.
07:21Never in the first person
07:21of the singular,
07:22always in the first person
07:23plural,
07:23So.
07:24If someone asks you
07:27What do you think?
07:28the party,
07:29You tell me...
07:32I believe...
07:33Evil.
07:35You think?
07:36No.
07:37Does she or it believe?
07:43Us.
07:45Us?
07:46That is.
07:48What is it?
07:49Us,
07:50it's right.
07:50I know it's us,
07:52But what have we done?
07:53correct?
07:55We is the word
07:57correct.
08:01Us?
08:02You've already got it.
08:04You think?
08:06Us.
08:06Us?
08:07What about us?
08:08What are we talking about?
08:09I don't know what we're talking about.
08:10that's all I know
08:10I was preparing
08:11the pig Moors
08:12And you've arrived
08:13and now...
08:14Now I don't know if I'm going to prepare it for him
08:15the pig Moors
08:16informal or formal.
08:17Let's see if I can do it.
08:20simpler for you.
08:22You just have to use
08:23us
08:24instead of the word
08:26I.
08:28One moment.
08:30Do you mean
08:30that I just have to change
08:31the plural personal pronoun
08:33by the singular
08:33in all cases?
08:39Why didn't you tell me?
08:45My fault.
08:48OK,
08:49Try it.
08:50We arrived at the party
08:52and someone tells you
08:53Welcome,
08:54Prince Bartholomew,
08:55I'm so glad you're here
08:55I've seen him a lot.
08:56And you say...
08:58We are very happy
09:01of being here
09:01and we would appreciate it
09:04that one of you
09:05would be so kind as to
09:06to help us
09:07with the saucepan
09:08of the Moors.
09:09Thank you!
09:10Thank you!
09:11Thank you!
09:12Thank you!
09:13Thank you!
09:14Thank you!
09:15Thank you!
09:16Thank you!
09:17Thank you!
09:18Thank you!
09:19Thank you!
09:20Thank you!
09:21Thank you!
09:22Thank you!
09:23Thank you!
09:24Thank you!
09:25Thank you!
09:25Thank you!
09:26Wow, cousin
09:46King Ferdinand's entire palace could fit here
09:49And there would still be plenty of room for livestock
09:53Here come the trustees
09:57Remember that you are royalty
09:59Prince Barthomos?
10:07Highness?
10:12Everyone, pay attention
10:14I present to you His Highness, Valtibartócomos
10:19Crown Prince of Mipos
10:21Oh! Oh! Thank you!
10:26Your Highness, it is an honor for Mrs. Endicott and me to have you in our home
10:31Oh! And it's a beautiful, beautiful home.
10:34We were just discussing how it would be perfect for the king's cattle
10:38You are very polite
10:43Oh! Come on! Don't say that!
10:50They will have to excuse the prince
10:52When she meets someone she likes, she gives them a real...
10:55Pujón
10:56He's lovely.
11:00I hope I never get to know the real Brutón
11:03She's crazy! She's crazy! Completely crazy!
11:10Your Highness, do you want to excuse us?
11:11I see that more guests have arrived
11:14Oh! No problem, Mrs. Endicott!
11:16Oh no! Please, please!
11:18Call us Maffin and Bobo
11:21You are at home
11:26Mr. Indicott, I would like to...
11:28Excuse me
11:29Cousin
11:32Look at this
11:35Everyone has brought food
11:37He knew he had to bring the Moors
11:41Well, it's too late now.
11:44Val who listens
11:46I need to speak to Mr. Indicott for a couple of minutes.
11:50Why don't you come closer and have something to eat?
12:00Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you so much!
12:02Wow, that's very kind.
12:05It stuns me
12:07Well, for all the saints
12:10Oh, well I won't say no to him.
12:14Wow, you've left me speechless.
12:18Thank you
12:20Thank you
12:21Thank you
12:22Thank you
12:24Thank you
12:26Thank you!
12:56Thank you!
13:26Shall we join you?
13:28Why? We had taken off!
13:31Go for it, you crazy girl!
13:34Oh, prince!
13:36You're in charge!
13:37Your Highness, it would be an honor if you came to the country club next week.
13:42We could play a short round of golf.
13:45We love mini golf!
13:47Especially the mill hole.
13:51Stop, prince!
13:52Tell me, Your Highness, what is your opinion of American women?
13:58Well, we think they waste a lot of time trying to remove excess facial hair.
14:08A trap we're glad you didn't fall into.
14:11You know what? It's a shame that Mipos' humor can't be translated into our language, or any other language for that matter.
14:28Your Highness, we have been wondering how it is possible that a prince works as a mail boy at my husband's newspaper.
14:36Well...
14:36May I answer for you, Prince?
14:39Well, yes.
14:41His Highness does not want anyone at the Chronicle to know that he is heir to the throne.
14:45He came to this country looking for a wife, but he wants her to love him for who he is.
14:51Not because of their wealth, their power, or their historical role.
14:56That reminds me of the Eddie Murphy movie, Coming to America.
15:03They excuse us and them.
15:09Cousin, do you realize you've told a huge lie?
15:19I'm sorry, Valky. I'm just so frustrated about not being able to talk to Mr. Endicott that I forgot how wrong it is to lie.
15:28If you keep lying, I'm leaving.
15:34Okay, I feel better now.
15:36Yes? Really.
15:37No more lies.
15:38No more lies.
15:40Attention, attention. We need two people for the polo.
15:43Does anyone here play?
15:44Us.
15:45No more lies.
16:15I didn't know the pole was so tough.
16:22Cousin, think for a minute.
16:28Hitting a ball with a stick while galloping on a horse is not an easy skill to fake.
16:37I thought the horse would do more.
16:44Okay, cousin.
16:50The time has come for you to tell Mafia Bobo the truth.
16:55If you tell the Endicotts that you are not a prince, they will throw us out of here and I will never have a chance to speak to Mr. Endicott.
17:04However, the truth must be served.
17:07Can't you serve it later?
17:13No, it would get cold.
17:14You'll understand that I must leave now.
17:21Yes I know.
17:24And you know I must stop it.
17:28Yes I know.
17:34No, no, the nose, no, the nose, no.
17:46He is the pride of Mipos.
17:52Mypo!
17:53Mypo!
17:54Mypo!
17:55Mypo!
17:56Mypo!
17:57Mypo!
17:58Mypo!
17:58Mypo!
17:59Hello.
18:15Fool, I have...
18:20Mr., Mr. Endicott, Bobo.
18:25I'm so glad to see you.
18:26I want to tell you about a great idea I've had for the newspaper.
18:29Organize a team of investigative journalists
18:31You already know something along the lines of Woodward Invest.
18:33I would be delighted to direct it
18:35Statistics show that those who have these teams
18:38They win more Pulitzer Prizes and their odds increase by an average of 3 to 6%.
18:42I think that's exactly what the Chronicle needs.
18:44Bad idea
18:46I had an investigative team at the last newspaper I owned.
18:50And they sued me for 38 million dollars because of them
18:53What did he say his name was?
18:57MacGregor
18:57Joe MacGregor
19:02That's better.
19:13Buffy, Momo
19:17I'm sorry for the mess
19:24Oh, please don't worry.
19:27It's no big deal
19:28A Persian rug
19:31Gift from the Aga Khan
19:32It is little compared to the honor of having the company of His Highness
19:39We need to talk about that
19:40Really
19:41Really
19:43I've already said everything I had to say
19:46So if you already
19:47Forget it, Joe
19:47I'm not the kind of royalty you think I am.
19:57I am heir to the throne of Mipos
20:00But
20:01They are all the men of Mipos
20:05AND
20:05A few old women with mustaches
20:08Dear, it's so late
20:15Why don't we go in for dinner?
20:22Have you seen it, cousin?
20:24I told the Endicotts the truth
20:26And they haven't kicked us out
20:28Fool
20:37Valky
20:38Maffy
20:39Valky
20:40Maff
20:40I am, I am Valky
20:42You've unintentionally left us waxed.
20:45It wasn't unintentional.
20:47Valky did it on purpose
20:48Cousin
20:51Do you mean that
20:55The Endicotts pretended to be my friends
20:58Without being so?
21:00I regret coming
21:02Forget the Endicotts, Valky
21:05If they don't want you as a friend
21:07Well
21:08Their loss.
21:09You have more class in your pinky finger.
21:12That they
21:13Yours in line
21:14Thanks, cousin
21:16All rich people are snubs
21:20And bullshit.
21:21Not all rich people are snubs
21:24Only those idiots
21:25And what do they know?
21:26They haven't worked a single day in their entire lives.
21:28Wow
21:29Imagine what they would have if they worked
21:31I've been watching you this afternoon
21:36You seem like a nice kid
21:37But the royal family's actions have been shameful.
21:40As for you
21:41I like your idea for the newspaper.
21:44Well, I appreciate it.
21:45But
21:46Bobo the clown hates her
21:48What does it matter what we think?
21:51It doesn't matter what you think.
21:52What matters is what I think
21:54I'm a Fool, Father
21:55Is
21:58Fool
21:59Fool
22:00Fool
22:01Are you
22:01Fool
22:02Fool
22:03Fool
22:04Fool
22:05Pimo
22:05This is not the time
22:07That you start imitating Bing Crosby
22:09I still have interests and power in the newspaper
22:16And I think your idea of the team of investigative journalists
22:20It's not that bad
22:21Do you like it?
22:23Have you heard?
22:24Valky
22:24She likes
22:25This means I will be able to address
22:27I just said it's not that bad
22:29We need someone with more experience
22:33But don't worry
22:35You can be part of the team
22:36I never forget a name
22:38Joe McGregor
22:40Appleton
22:43My real name is Larry Appleton
22:46Joe McGregor is just a nickname
22:48A stupid nickname
22:50So stupid
22:50As stupid as Bobo
22:54It's Kipi
22:55That's a good nickname.
22:56Open
22:58I am Bobo the Great
23:00Well
23:07You've already seen it
23:08Not all rich people are snobs
23:10Bobo the Great has been kind
23:12He hasn't invited us to dinner
23:15Well, don't worry about that.
23:17There are 15 kilos of pork moros
23:19Waiting for you at home
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