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Primos lejanos - 2x01 - Hola, bebé - HD 1080
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Balki convence a Larry para que deje que una amiga embarazada de su clase de ciudadanía se quede con ellos hasta que su marido regrese de un viaje.
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This is Gina Morelli from my citizenship class.
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He is from Italy.
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Italian?
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It's my cousin Larry.
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Hello.
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I'd shake his hand, but he's crushing my fridge.
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Thank you.
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Wow, you're very strong for your condition.
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Did I say something wrong?
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My husband is a truck driver and is in Texas now.
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The thing is, I've been evicted from my apartment.
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I have no money and I can't contact him.
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Valky is my only friend in this country and that's why I came.
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Well done, Gina. We'll take care of you.
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Isn't that right?
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Of course it is.
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And what did you think?
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She stays in the apartment until her husband returns.
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Oh, I don't know. Well...
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And where are you going, sir?
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Well, on my couch. It wouldn't be right there.
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He wouldn't have any privacy. He must have his own room.
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He says you can stay in his room.
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As?
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I didn't tell you he's a prince.
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He's more than that. He's a saint.
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Come on, from now on to our house.
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It has a blanket that plugs into the wall.
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Seriously? What's that for?
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I have no idea.
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Good night, friend.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Bye bye.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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Cousin.
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Do you mind if I put the TV in Gina's room?
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If you have my room, why not my TV?
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I would put her in my will, but she already has everything I own.
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Cousin, if you don't want Gina to stay here, why don't you say so?
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It's uncomfortable, but I'll get used to it.
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I'm glad I could help someone.
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Go on, into the bag.
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What are you wearing?
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My Spiderman pajamas?
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I'll ask you in other words.
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Why are you wearing that?
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Why are my Spiderman pajamas in the laundry?
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Why should I ask?
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If you usually sleep on that side, then I'll sleep on the other.
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No, I'll sleep on that side.
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I don't mind sleeping on that side of the bed.
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What I do care about is arguing about which side I'm going to sleep on.
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You know, I think I admire you.
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Because?
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Because you're willing to give up your bedroom to a woman I barely know.
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And for me, your friend, you sleep on the warm side of the bed.
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What do you mean by the hot side of the bed?
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Well, around six in the morning.
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Do you see that hole in the curtain?
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The sun shines directly through your head like a laser beam.
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Change places.
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Come on!
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Good night.
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Good night.
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What's on my face?
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Dimitri, always sleep with me.
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Dimitri, always sleep with me.
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Tonight.
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I will say my prayers.
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God bless cousin Larry and Gina and the new baby.
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And please take care of Dimitri, who is going to sleep on the floor tonight for the first time in his life.
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No problem.
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Eye.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what you threw on the ground.
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Sorry, Dimitri.
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Please forgive me
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I just wanted to thank you for what you do for Gina.
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I guess you have to do everything you can for someone who has a new life inside them.
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New and late
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The baby is two weeks late
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Good night, cousin Larry
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Good night
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Okay, rest period is over.
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Okay, let's go over the plan one more time.
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It has to be done
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Yes, we have to be prepared for when the baby arrives
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I'm not happy with the time it takes us from bed to door.
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It's one in the morning
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We've done it ten times already.
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Let him sleep
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Okay, fine.
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We'll probably make better time without her.
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Gina, Gina, wake up
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You can go to sleep.
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You are a saint
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Lift it up, lift it up
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So, turn it around
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Turn it over
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Straight ahead
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Right
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Gina's
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From Valky
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Emeo
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Cousin
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I can go to bed, I know very well what I must do
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You're not going to back out now, this is all your fault.
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Why didn't you tell me I was pregnant?
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What did you think? That a wasp had stung him?
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You lose valuable rehearsal time
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Cousin, why so much history?
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In my country, every time a woman has a baby, she doesn't rush to the hospital.
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If every woman did that, we would need two hospitals.
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At Mipos, having a baby is natural.
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The woman is working in the field
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Take a short break
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She has her baby
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And then he makes dinner for eleven men
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Hey, this is America
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We make things more complicated
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When a woman has a baby she goes to the hospital as a rule
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And to get to the hospital you have to have a plan
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Do you have a plan?
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Of course, don't be ridiculous.
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And what is it?
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Don't know
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Well, we'll follow mine.
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Now, let's review the plan one more time.
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We are in bed, sleeping
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Sleep, sleep, sleep
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Gina leaves the bedroom
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What, what, what
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And he says, the time has come, what do we do?
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I take the suitcase out of the closet while you call the hospital.
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Right, ready?
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Already
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Wait
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That?
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Why do I always have to take the suitcase out of the closet?
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Because?
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I am the one who communicates best
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That's why I call the hospital.
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You lift things better
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That's why you take the suitcase
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Ah, how do you know I don't communicate better than you?
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Have you ever heard yourself?
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Not while I speak
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There you have it
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But
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I want to call
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OK
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Okay
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You call the hospital
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Can we continue?
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Ready?
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Already
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Wait
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I don't know the phone number
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It's on the emergency list next to the phone.
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Believe me, the number is there.
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Can we rehearse before the child goes to college?
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Ready?
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Already
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The hospital, the baby is coming
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I did it
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Brilliant
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Now
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Bring the jackets
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I grab the map and we set off.
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I was right
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We do it faster without China
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Good night
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OK
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Get some sleep
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And you?
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I'm not going to sleep tonight
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Someone has to be awake
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Alert
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Prepared
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I think I'll have to take that responsibility, Joseph.
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I think so
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This is how Eisenhower must have felt just before the day of
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The troops were asleep
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But no, Ike.
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I knew that a single mistake could
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Change the course of world history
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Was that before or after Ike met Tina Turner?
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Before
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Valky, wake up
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Valky, now
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Gina
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Is he coming?
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Yeah
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Oh, how exciting!
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A baby!
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Who turned on the light?
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The baby is on the way, Larry
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Who are you?
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Why do I hug a sheep?
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He doesn't have a good awakening
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Cousin
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It's Gina
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Do you remember the plan?
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The plan?
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Of course I remember the plan
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It's my plan
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Good
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There's no need to worry
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First-timers take a long time
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Well Larry, I've had pains for a long time.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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I didn't want to bother
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You went to bed so late
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Well
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No panic
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Already!
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Are you okay?
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Yes, yes, yes
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I'm fine
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What are you doing?
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Call the hospital?
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I'll take care of calling the hospital.
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You bring the suitcase
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But if
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I called last time
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Were you able to demonstrate that you were a good communicator?
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And what did you say?
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The hospital, the baby is coming!
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Grab your suitcase and shut up!
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Do you want to catch yourselves?
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The hospital, the baby is coming!
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Bright!
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I forgot to tell you that...
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Larry, there's no more time.
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When I get to the hospital they'll realize why I'm going.
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Well thought out
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Now, don't panic.
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Everything is under control
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I take a leg
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And now we can go.
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My key?
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Where are my keys?
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In your pants
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In my pants
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Yes, my pants
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In the closet
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In the closet?
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Where is the closet?
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Cousin
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Listen, we can't go to the hospital without my keys.
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Cousin
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Stop saying cousin
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I don't have my keys
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I don't have my pants
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I can't do anything
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You'll have to have the baby at another time.
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Val, help me.
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Yes, of course.
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I understand
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Do you want to make me look bad in front of Gina?
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Where is Gina?
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Where is the mother?
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We can't do this without the mother!
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Cousin
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Premium
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Someday you will forgive me for this.
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Better?
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No
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Can we have the baby now?
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Yeah
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I will follow you
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Where are you going?
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To the hospital
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Oh yeah
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Gina, are you there?
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Thank God
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Gina, lie down here and try to relax me.
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Breathe
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Breathe
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Okay, that's it.
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I can't take it anymore
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I'm hyperventilating
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Cousin
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I was talking to Gina
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You're either an idiot or you're late for an accident!
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Idiot
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Have you seen that one?
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How can someone like that become a police officer?
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It's a long way to the hospital, Larry.
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Hey, I do everything I can.
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I can't go any faster
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All the crazy people in town are driving tonight
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The heating doesn't work and the co-pilot can't use the map because he's looking after you.
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I'm sorry
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Could you go a little faster? I think the baby is about to arrive.
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I'm going as fast as I can
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Can you go a little further? Just press the accelerator as hard as you can.
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I haven't forgotten all the time
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It seemed like it when you got in the car
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Okay, okay, I'm going faster.
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Are you happy?
19:17
You had to turn there to go to the hospital
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Go quickly, read the signs you want most from me
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Watch out for that pothole
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I see it now.
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Wow, that really rushed things.
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Cousin, I think I'm going to have to bring the baby myself.
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No, don't do that.
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Well, do you want to do it?
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Okay, someone should do it.
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I do it
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No, I can't see, we're all going to die
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Gina, let go of cousin Larry's head.
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Cousin, cousin, stop, stop now
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Gina is going to have her baby right now
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Oh my God
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What does it say? What does it say? What does it say?
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What do you want to tell me? What's going on there?
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What's that?
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Hi babe
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Welcome to America
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It gives me
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Well, cousin, it's been a great day.
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We have seen the miracle of procreation
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You saw the miracle of procreation
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I just fainted
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The only good thing is that while I was unconscious
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I couldn't behave like a lunatic.
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It was simple
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There I would have been proud
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A perfect plan to take Gina to the hospital
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And what happened?
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Well, you couldn't find your keys.
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Then you couldn't find the hospital
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And then
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You didn't know how to drive
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I already know what happened
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I was panicking
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It always comes to me
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You know, cousin?
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Sounds like snot
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Your plan was pretty good.
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Don't be condescending
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Whenever someone needs me to do something really important
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I am a failure
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I am a failure
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If you say so
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I told you I'm going to help Gina look for an apartment.
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I think we'll look on Lani's street.
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On Lani's street?
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Lani's street is no good
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Oh no?
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Nothing good
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Gina needs to live in a neighborhood that is well connected
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It hadn't occurred to me
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You have to be able to walk from your house to the supermarket
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Wow, it hadn't occurred to me.
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Near a care center
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You have to plan it well
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I'd better go with you.
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It's a wonderful idea
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Gina is so lucky to have a failure like you to help her.
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I know what you're trying to do.
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You're trying to trick me into feeling useful.
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I'm playing dirty
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Yeah
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And I thank you for it.
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Cousin
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You know, at Mipos we have a saying
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That's okay, right?
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It means
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If everyone knew how to drive sheep
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There would be no one left to write poetry.
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Do you understand what it means?
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It means that we can't all be good at everything.
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And so...
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Not bad
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What did that mean?
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What do you think about going out to celebrate that new baby's birthday?
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You don't have to say it twice.
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Let's go out and paint the city red, white and blue
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But first let's put on our pants
24:27
Good idea
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Very good
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You don't need to say it.
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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