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Balki convence a Larry para que deje que una amiga embarazada de su clase de ciudadanía se quede con ellos hasta que su marido regrese de un viaje.

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02:52This is Gina Morelli from my citizenship class.
02:56He is from Italy.
02:59Italian?
03:01It's my cousin Larry.
03:03Hello.
03:04I'd shake his hand, but he's crushing my fridge.
03:08Thank you.
03:11Wow, you're very strong for your condition.
03:17Did I say something wrong?
03:18My husband is a truck driver and is in Texas now.
03:25The thing is, I've been evicted from my apartment.
03:27I have no money and I can't contact him.
03:30Valky is my only friend in this country and that's why I came.
03:34Well done, Gina. We'll take care of you.
03:37Isn't that right?
03:38Of course it is.
03:40And what did you think?
03:43She stays in the apartment until her husband returns.
03:46Oh, I don't know. Well...
03:51And where are you going, sir?
03:53Well, on my couch. It wouldn't be right there.
03:56He wouldn't have any privacy. He must have his own room.
03:59He says you can stay in his room.
04:02As?
04:03I didn't tell you he's a prince.
04:06He's more than that. He's a saint.
04:10Come on, from now on to our house.
04:12It has a blanket that plugs into the wall.
04:14Seriously? What's that for?
04:17I have no idea.
04:27Good night, friend.
04:28Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:30Bye bye.
04:31Good night.
04:32Good night.
04:36Cousin.
04:38Do you mind if I put the TV in Gina's room?
04:41If you have my room, why not my TV?
04:43I would put her in my will, but she already has everything I own.
04:51Cousin, if you don't want Gina to stay here, why don't you say so?
04:55It's uncomfortable, but I'll get used to it.
04:58I'm glad I could help someone.
05:00Go on, into the bag.
05:01What are you wearing?
05:20My Spiderman pajamas?
05:24I'll ask you in other words.
05:26Why are you wearing that?
05:28Why are my Spiderman pajamas in the laundry?
05:36Why should I ask?
05:37If you usually sleep on that side, then I'll sleep on the other.
05:51No, I'll sleep on that side.
05:53I don't mind sleeping on that side of the bed.
05:55What I do care about is arguing about which side I'm going to sleep on.
05:58You know, I think I admire you.
06:19Because?
06:21Because you're willing to give up your bedroom to a woman I barely know.
06:35And for me, your friend, you sleep on the warm side of the bed.
06:39What do you mean by the hot side of the bed?
06:52Well, around six in the morning.
06:56Do you see that hole in the curtain?
06:58The sun shines directly through your head like a laser beam.
07:03Change places.
07:15Come on!
07:23Good night.
07:24Good night.
07:31What's on my face?
07:33Dimitri, always sleep with me.
07:39Dimitri, always sleep with me.
07:43Tonight.
07:56I will say my prayers.
07:57God bless cousin Larry and Gina and the new baby.
08:06And please take care of Dimitri, who is going to sleep on the floor tonight for the first time in his life.
08:11No problem.
08:28Eye.
08:29I'm sorry.
08:34I don't know what you threw on the ground.
08:36Sorry, Dimitri.
08:56Please forgive me
09:06I just wanted to thank you for what you do for Gina.
09:12I guess you have to do everything you can for someone who has a new life inside them.
09:21New and late
09:26The baby is two weeks late
09:29Good night, cousin Larry
09:30Good night
09:36Okay, rest period is over.
10:02Okay, let's go over the plan one more time.
10:06It has to be done
10:06Yes, we have to be prepared for when the baby arrives
10:10I'm not happy with the time it takes us from bed to door.
10:13It's one in the morning
10:18We've done it ten times already.
10:20Let him sleep
10:21Okay, fine.
10:22We'll probably make better time without her.
10:25Gina, Gina, wake up
10:29You can go to sleep.
10:31You are a saint
10:33Lift it up, lift it up
10:36So, turn it around
10:37Turn it over
10:38Straight ahead
10:39Right
10:40Gina's
10:43From Valky
10:46Emeo
10:47Cousin
10:50I can go to bed, I know very well what I must do
10:53You're not going to back out now, this is all your fault.
10:55Why didn't you tell me I was pregnant?
10:58What did you think? That a wasp had stung him?
11:07You lose valuable rehearsal time
11:09Cousin, why so much history?
11:13In my country, every time a woman has a baby, she doesn't rush to the hospital.
11:16If every woman did that, we would need two hospitals.
11:20At Mipos, having a baby is natural.
11:25The woman is working in the field
11:27Take a short break
11:29She has her baby
11:34And then he makes dinner for eleven men
11:38Hey, this is America
11:41We make things more complicated
11:43When a woman has a baby she goes to the hospital as a rule
11:46And to get to the hospital you have to have a plan
11:49Do you have a plan?
11:51Of course, don't be ridiculous.
11:54And what is it?
11:57Don't know
11:59Well, we'll follow mine.
12:02Now, let's review the plan one more time.
12:05We are in bed, sleeping
12:15Sleep, sleep, sleep
12:17Gina leaves the bedroom
12:19What, what, what
12:20And he says, the time has come, what do we do?
12:24I take the suitcase out of the closet while you call the hospital.
12:27Right, ready?
12:29Already
12:29Wait
12:30That?
12:34Why do I always have to take the suitcase out of the closet?
12:38Because?
12:38I am the one who communicates best
12:40That's why I call the hospital.
12:41You lift things better
12:43That's why you take the suitcase
12:45Ah, how do you know I don't communicate better than you?
12:51Have you ever heard yourself?
12:58Not while I speak
12:59There you have it
13:00But
13:02I want to call
13:07OK
13:11Okay
13:11You call the hospital
13:12Can we continue?
13:16Ready?
13:17Already
13:17Wait
13:18I don't know the phone number
13:23It's on the emergency list next to the phone.
13:26Believe me, the number is there.
13:29Can we rehearse before the child goes to college?
13:32Ready?
13:36Already
13:36The hospital, the baby is coming
13:46I did it
13:49Brilliant
13:50Now
13:51Bring the jackets
13:53I grab the map and we set off.
13:56I was right
13:57We do it faster without China
13:59Good night
14:02OK
14:03Get some sleep
14:05And you?
14:08I'm not going to sleep tonight
14:09Someone has to be awake
14:15Alert
14:16Prepared
14:17I think I'll have to take that responsibility, Joseph.
14:22I think so
14:29This is how Eisenhower must have felt just before the day of
14:35The troops were asleep
14:41But no, Ike.
14:42I knew that a single mistake could
14:47Change the course of world history
14:50Was that before or after Ike met Tina Turner?
14:59Before
15:06Valky, wake up
15:20Valky, now
15:23Gina
15:25Is he coming?
15:26Yeah
15:27Oh, how exciting!
15:30A baby!
15:32Who turned on the light?
15:34The baby is on the way, Larry
15:36Who are you?
15:40Why do I hug a sheep?
15:43He doesn't have a good awakening
15:45Cousin
15:46It's Gina
15:47Do you remember the plan?
15:50The plan?
15:51Of course I remember the plan
15:53It's my plan
15:53Good
15:54There's no need to worry
15:56First-timers take a long time
15:57Well Larry, I've had pains for a long time.
16:00Why didn't you tell us?
16:01I didn't want to bother
16:02You went to bed so late
16:03Well
16:04No panic
16:07Already!
16:14Are you okay?
16:15Yes, yes, yes
16:15I'm fine
16:16What are you doing?
16:17Call the hospital?
16:18I'll take care of calling the hospital.
16:19You bring the suitcase
16:20But if
16:21I called last time
16:24Were you able to demonstrate that you were a good communicator?
16:26And what did you say?
16:26The hospital, the baby is coming!
16:28Grab your suitcase and shut up!
16:30Do you want to catch yourselves?
16:33The hospital, the baby is coming!
16:38Bright!
16:39I forgot to tell you that...
16:40Larry, there's no more time.
16:41When I get to the hospital they'll realize why I'm going.
16:44Well thought out
16:44Now, don't panic.
16:46Everything is under control
16:49I take a leg
16:51And now we can go.
16:53My key?
17:01Where are my keys?
17:02In your pants
17:03In my pants
17:03Yes, my pants
17:04In the closet
17:05In the closet?
17:06Where is the closet?
17:07Cousin
17:07Listen, we can't go to the hospital without my keys.
17:11Cousin
17:11Stop saying cousin
17:13I don't have my keys
17:15I don't have my pants
17:16I can't do anything
17:17You'll have to have the baby at another time.
17:19Val, help me.
17:21Yes, of course.
17:26I understand
17:27Do you want to make me look bad in front of Gina?
17:30Where is Gina?
17:31Where is the mother?
17:32We can't do this without the mother!
17:34Cousin
17:35Premium
17:36Someday you will forgive me for this.
17:39Better?
17:48No
17:49Can we have the baby now?
17:54Yeah
17:54I will follow you
17:57Where are you going?
17:58To the hospital
18:00Oh yeah
18:01Gina, are you there?
18:03Thank God
18:04Gina, lie down here and try to relax me.
18:10Breathe
18:18Breathe
18:20Okay, that's it.
18:22I can't take it anymore
18:23I'm hyperventilating
18:24Cousin
18:27I was talking to Gina
18:28You're either an idiot or you're late for an accident!
18:36Idiot
18:37Have you seen that one?
18:39How can someone like that become a police officer?
18:43It's a long way to the hospital, Larry.
18:45Hey, I do everything I can.
18:48I can't go any faster
18:49All the crazy people in town are driving tonight
18:51The heating doesn't work and the co-pilot can't use the map because he's looking after you.
18:55I'm sorry
18:57Could you go a little faster? I think the baby is about to arrive.
19:03I'm going as fast as I can
19:04Can you go a little further? Just press the accelerator as hard as you can.
19:08I haven't forgotten all the time
19:09It seemed like it when you got in the car
19:11Okay, okay, I'm going faster.
19:17Are you happy?
19:17You had to turn there to go to the hospital
19:21Go quickly, read the signs you want most from me
19:24Watch out for that pothole
19:26I see it now.
19:27Wow, that really rushed things.
19:33Cousin, I think I'm going to have to bring the baby myself.
19:36No, don't do that.
19:38Well, do you want to do it?
19:40Okay, someone should do it.
19:42I do it
19:43No, I can't see, we're all going to die
19:46Gina, let go of cousin Larry's head.
19:50Cousin, cousin, stop, stop now
19:55Gina is going to have her baby right now
19:57Oh my God
20:03What does it say? What does it say? What does it say?
20:04What do you want to tell me? What's going on there?
20:08What's that?
20:09Hi babe
20:15Welcome to America
20:17It gives me
20:29Well, cousin, it's been a great day.
20:54We have seen the miracle of procreation
21:02You saw the miracle of procreation
21:06I just fainted
21:08The only good thing is that while I was unconscious
21:11I couldn't behave like a lunatic.
21:13It was simple
21:18There I would have been proud
21:20A perfect plan to take Gina to the hospital
21:23And what happened?
21:26Well, you couldn't find your keys.
21:28Then you couldn't find the hospital
21:30And then
21:30You didn't know how to drive
21:32I already know what happened
21:34I was panicking
21:37It always comes to me
21:38You know, cousin?
21:41Sounds like snot
21:42Your plan was pretty good.
21:49Don't be condescending
21:52Whenever someone needs me to do something really important
21:58I am a failure
22:00I am a failure
22:02If you say so
22:07I told you I'm going to help Gina look for an apartment.
22:15I think we'll look on Lani's street.
22:18On Lani's street?
22:26Lani's street is no good
22:27Oh no?
22:29Nothing good
22:30Gina needs to live in a neighborhood that is well connected
22:34It hadn't occurred to me
22:36You have to be able to walk from your house to the supermarket
22:40Wow, it hadn't occurred to me.
22:42Near a care center
22:45You have to plan it well
22:46I'd better go with you.
22:48It's a wonderful idea
22:50Gina is so lucky to have a failure like you to help her.
22:54I know what you're trying to do.
23:01You're trying to trick me into feeling useful.
23:06I'm playing dirty
23:10Yeah
23:12And I thank you for it.
23:16Cousin
23:17You know, at Mipos we have a saying
23:25That's okay, right?
23:42It means
23:43If everyone knew how to drive sheep
23:47There would be no one left to write poetry.
23:49Do you understand what it means?
23:58It means that we can't all be good at everything.
24:01And so...
24:02Not bad
24:03What did that mean?
24:06What do you think about going out to celebrate that new baby's birthday?
24:15You don't have to say it twice.
24:17Let's go out and paint the city red, white and blue
24:22But first let's put on our pants
24:27Good idea
24:28Very good
24:36You don't need to say it.
24:41Thank you!
25:11Thank you!
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