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Larry tiene un nuevo plan para hacerse rico rápidamente que les convertirá a él y a Balki en millonarios de la noche a la mañana. ¡Sus nuevos y revolucionarios productos de limpieza son milagrosos y tiene un plan para hacer fortuna vendiéndoselos a un cliente rico!

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00:00Thank you!
00:30Thank you!
01:00Thank you!
01:30Thank you!
02:00But it's worth knowing that it will make the children happy.
02:03Hey, Markey, forget about making the kids happy.
02:06I've gotten an extra job that's going to make us very rich.
02:11This afternoon, I interviewed L. Bob Frederick,
02:16President and CEO of Limpio de Por Vida.
02:20Don't mess with me.
02:22I know who L. Bob Frederick is.
02:23It came out in the bean section of the Boeotian Gazette.
02:27It is not the Gazette of the Boeotians.
02:30The Boeotian Gazette.
02:34Markey, L. Bob Frederick has told me that he has finally found in me
02:39to the salesperson capable of selling their Clean For Life home hygiene system.
02:44You're not going to believe this, Markey. This is a miracle.
02:51Are you going to have to fill their narato by yourselves?
02:59Jealousy.
03:00This is the cleanest in cleaning.
03:03This is the epitome of brilliance.
03:06And it is the fire of the lere fire.
03:10Yeah.
03:15Cousin,
03:17This miracle looks a lot like a bottle of soap.
03:19Just like you have no vision.
03:24Well, I once had a pink eye, but...
03:26I think I've already...
03:29When you look at this soap bottle, you see a soap bottle.
03:35That's correct.
03:36When I look at this soap bar, I see cars, yachts, exotic beaches.
03:42I don't see any of that.
03:58Cousin, I see something.
04:00It's getting big.
04:01Bigger.
04:02Cousin, it's you.
04:07Markey, this miraculous product, in combination with this marvel of technology, the Omnia Vacuum Cleaner, will revolutionize the concept of dirt.
04:16You know, when I think of dirt, I think of my kitchen floor.
04:22Chop it up a little and you can make yourself a small roast.
04:26But let's get back to your incredible vision.
04:29Can you tell me which of the bears has my t-shirts inside?
04:33Bad that...
04:34Your days as a bear filler are over.
04:36I don't plan on going into the clean-up zone for life without you.
04:39Does that mean we're going to be partners?
04:4160 or 40, but partners, right?
04:42Cousin, you're very kind, but keep the 60.
04:47If it makes you happy.
04:53Saturday morning.
04:56Okay, now, before we start making huge sums of money, let's go over the basics of sales.
05:03Sure, cousin, what do you want to know?
05:09Balagy, balagy, balagy.
05:10I already know.
05:14Everything you need to know about sales.
05:18I spent the night awake reading the "clean for life" manual.
05:22Knock, knock, here I am.
05:29The Door-to-Door Selling Guide by L. Bob Frederick.
05:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:38You are not ready for the book.
05:42I want to read the book.
05:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:46Balagy, if it were up to me, I would lend you the book.
05:50But L. Bob Frederick gave me explicit instructions not to let you have the book.
05:55It says it contains information about mind control that could be dangerous in the wrong hands.
06:01I'll tell you everything you need to know about sales.
06:07Good.
06:08There are two basic rules in sales.
06:12Put your foot in the door and take out money, take out money, take out money.
06:19It seemed to me that there were four rules, but of course, I'm not allowed to read the book.
06:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:29Balagy, you don't need to read the book.
06:32L. Bob told me that everything you need to know about sales is written on this little card.
06:38L. Bob said he was sure he could read the card.
06:43Yes, I said it.
06:45Are you sure he said my name?
06:47Yeah.
06:49He said, "Balagy, you must read the card."
06:53Now, it would be good for us to practice some exercises.
07:05Good.
07:05Now, you will pretend to be the seller and I will pretend to be the customer.
07:14Cousin, when you spoke with L. Bob, how exactly did the idea of him talking about me come about?
07:18Salt.
07:19Okay.
07:20The card.
07:21Palky.
07:34Yeah?
07:38Knock.
07:39That?
07:42Knock, knock.
07:43Who is it?
07:47No!
07:51The card.
08:17Oh, my love, glory, le!
08:19Nan!
08:22Ask!
08:23Ya oa!
08:25Mean!
08:25Nino and your finalist status!
08:31Can I tell you about a revolutionary method for cleaning your home?
08:35No.
08:36Okay, goodbye.
08:38One moment.
08:40Where are you going?
08:40Let's continue ravaging bears as a saleswoman, see?
08:43No, no, no, no, go back inside, go back inside.
08:45I know what the problem is, I know what the problem is.
08:48Okay, listen.
08:49TRUE.
08:51You see, when I said no, did you think I meant no?
08:56Yeah.
08:57No.
09:00You see, for a good salesperson, no means yes.
09:07Yes and no.
09:09When you say no, do you mean yes?
09:15No.
09:19But when you say no, don't you mean yes?
09:24No.
09:25I mean no.
09:27You see, when a customer says no, they mean yes.
09:30But when I say no, I mean no.
09:32Let me have been here.
09:40When you act as a customer, it doesn't mean yes.
09:45Yeah.
09:46When you act like a primolari, no means no.
09:50Yeah.
09:50When you look at the soap bottle, you see a yad.
09:56Yeah.
10:02No.
10:02Okay, Valky, I think your crying proves you're not ready to read the book.
10:10I'm fine.
10:11I think that maybe after the first time I've done a lap around the neighborhood I'll have gotten the hang of door-to-door sales.
10:17Valky, we're not going for a walk around the neighborhood.
10:20No?
10:21No.
10:21And I want to say no.
10:25Valky, we could go to a thousand doors and only get one sale.
10:28A good salesperson goes to one door and gets a thousand sales.
10:31We are going to sell this product to Lenora Dumont.
10:37Lenora Dumont?
10:39Lenora Dumont?
10:42Yeah.
10:43That name doesn't ring a bell at all.
10:45Well, I do.
10:46I interviewed her last month.
10:48She owns the Dumont hotel chain.
10:50Valky, we're going to make her the queen of cleaning.
10:54We're about to make a historic sale, are you with me?
10:57No!
10:58Valky, come in.
11:12Valky, we're not in the mood for games.
11:31Whatever you say, wise monkey.
11:32When Mrs. Dumont arrives, let me speak.
11:38You remember rule number two.
11:40Make money, make money, make money.
11:44I still think there are four rules, not two.
11:48Perhaps they explain it in the book.
11:51But of course, I'm not allowed to read the book.
11:54Oh, no?
11:55Oh, no?
11:55Oh, no?
11:56Oh, no?
11:57Good afternoon.
11:59Good afternoon, Mrs. Dumont.
12:00She looks beautiful.
12:02Thank you.
12:03Who are you?
12:04Larry Appleton, from the Chronicle.
12:06Remember?
12:08I interviewed her last month.
12:11Four columns.
12:13A photo.
12:15We hung out on their terrace.
12:17Cold salmon and asparagus with Jordan sauce.
12:19You showed me some pictures of little Malcolm and Cecilie.
12:25Cousin Larry threw the gazpacho on her lap.
12:29Yes, now I remember.
12:32I'm really sorry.
12:34Did you receive my flowers?
12:35Yes, I gave them to the maid.
12:37I wanted to remind you that you wrote a very nice article about my art collection.
12:42Oh, thank you.
12:44I suppose he's come to do another report.
12:46Are you interested in my auction?
12:48Yes, we've come to make some money.
12:50Take out the pasta, take out the pasta.
13:00This is my partner, Valky Bartókomus.
13:11You have to excuse him.
13:13He's from a small island where they have a dumb gene.
13:18Well, the news is the portrait they made of me, painted by Rinaldo Ricardo.
13:25Did you hear that, Valky Rinaldo Ricardo?
13:29I like Rinaldo Ricardo a lot.
13:32Why didn't he let Lucy appear on his show?
13:34And what was the point of his friendship with Fred?
13:39They had absolutely nothing in common.
13:44Rinaldo Ricardo is a famous artist who paints all the members of the royal family.
13:49And when this painting is finished, it will be displayed in the portrait gallery of the Art Institute of Chicago.
13:57What a beautiful painting!
14:04This guy is really good.
14:07You can't even see the numbers.
14:09Mr. Edumon, we didn't come for the painting.
14:20We've come to sell you a miracle product.
14:25What did you say?
14:26Hello, busy housewife.
14:30We are here to make your home shine with joy and splendor.
14:34Are we avoiding entering?
14:39I'll put my foot in the door.
14:46I'm going to tell him, Bob.
14:48Mr. Edumon, we are representatives of the Clean for Life home hygiene system.
15:02We have over 200 varieties of detergents and real stain removers, Valky.
15:08Hello, busy housewife.
15:11We are here to make your home shine with joy and splendor.
15:15It's so simple, just shake it and it shines.
15:22With three hotels, you'll surely use countless products.
15:26You'll have to excuse me, I don't have time for this.
15:29Please excuse me.
15:30Wait, wait, wait.
15:31Don't you want to buy anything?
15:32No.
15:33No!
15:34Did you hear that, cousin?
15:36It's fantastic!
15:39That doesn't mean that if it starts to become profitable, it makes sense to me.
15:41When he gives us the money, he gives us the money, he gives us the money.
15:45Oh, Lady Edumon, if you will grant us just a moment, we will show you the light.
15:56He will not pick up the crêpe.
15:58Don't be here when I get back.
16:04Let's get out of here.
16:05Cousin, no.
16:05We've done this and we need to clean it up.
16:09Marquín, it's a brilliant idea.
16:12No, no, cousin.
16:13The credit isn't just mine.
16:15You said earlier that we were going to leave this clean.
16:19Marquín, I want to say that this is a golden opportunity to show Mrs. Edumon what our clean-for-life system consists of.
16:26When I return, we will have left this place immaculate.
16:29Give me the omnia vacuum cleaner.
16:30Now, I think this requires solvent number nine.
16:36Valky, it's going to be so simple, just shake it and shine.
16:40Cousin, a second.
16:41Valky, I don't have time for that.
16:42I don't have time.
16:43Hey, I interviewed L. Bob Frederick.
16:46L.
16:46L.
16:47I know what I'm doing.
16:51Okay.
16:51I suppose you were going to tell me that you're a weirdo.
17:00Yeah.
17:03But maybe that's not in the liquid.
17:12Hey.
17:13But let it not be anything serious.
17:14No, cousin.
17:15Stay calm and don't lose your spurs.
17:17Pimo, the wall is fine.
17:23But luckily Nicareno's painting was in the way.
17:28Valky, I hope it hasn't been damaged.
17:30Help me remove this.
17:37We're lucky.
17:38Valky, I'll clean the carpet and we'll get out of here.
17:42Mrs. Dumont must have had this mole removed after undergoing the celeretato procedure.
17:46Which mole?
17:47Is this mole from here?
17:51Valky, it's not a mole.
17:53It's a solvent stain.
17:56No need to panic!
18:00Good, good, good.
18:01Valky, well, well, well.
18:03Okay, okay.
18:03Okay, I'll carefully clean up the tiny bit of solvent.
18:10If you want to know my opinion, this is much better.
18:25We must fix this, Kunke!
18:27Cousin, Cousin, Cousin, Cousin, Cousin.
18:39Reconstruct the cartilage.
18:41Yes, that's it.
18:43That.
18:44And now, a few touches of light.
18:46Touches of light.
18:47Touches of light.
18:49Touches of light.
18:50And a little more shade.
18:53Shade.
18:56What do you think?
18:57Disgusting.
19:01With this...
19:02It's much worse now.
19:10What am I going to do?
19:11What am I going to do?
19:11What am I going to do?
19:13What am I going to do?
19:13Hear me, hear me, hear me, hear me, hear me, hear me.
19:19I know they'll paint, right?
19:20Yes, yes.
19:21Can I fix it?
19:23It just can't be.
19:24We will be saved.
19:25Oh, thank you, thank you!
19:29Will I read the book?
19:30Okay, okay, okay.
19:32Yes, yes, yes.
19:33Come and make the book!
19:34Can you give me one with your autograph?
19:36Fix me up and shut your mouth!
19:39OK.
19:40Step by step.
19:52Well.
19:54What was she like?
20:00No.
20:05Stop!
20:06Stop!
20:06Stay right there!
20:09Put your hand down!
20:11Lower your hand and...
20:13Give me a sound system!
20:14A sound system!
20:16Now, stay still.
20:22Still?
20:23Did your mother receive her birthday present?
20:40Yes, he received it.
20:42She loved the cleaning products.
20:45He has the cleanest mud hut on the island.
20:48Okay, we'd better go.
20:55Let's not be late for Mrs. Dumont's party.
20:58She was very understanding, wasn't she?
21:01Oh, yes it was.
21:03I hope the party isn't too long.
21:05Look on the bright side.
21:06Just another six months parking cars...
21:08And we will have paid for the carpet and the paint.
21:38She was very understanding.
22:08Thank you!
22:09Thank you!
22:10Thank you!
22:11Thank you!
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