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Balki quiere obtener su «tarjeta de membresía al sueño americano», es decir, el permiso de conducir, y Twinkacetti apuesta 50 dólares con Larry a que no lo conseguirá. Así que Larry se ofrece a enseñar a Balki a conducir, pero duda en entregarle las llaves de su coche.
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02:50Valky, it's just a driver's license.
02:52Just a driver's license?
02:54Is the Lincoln Memorial just a building?
02:58Or is Mount Rushmore just a pile of rocks?
03:02Or is Merck Griffin just a talk show?
03:08Seen like this, it's hard to argue.
03:11Didn't you have a driver's license at Mipos?
03:13Well, we only had one car.
03:16My family had one too.
03:17My country only had one car.
03:20Which is all very well, that's how the one with the biggest brain drives.
03:24Come on, you in the booth, and Valky could get her license.
03:27You think?
03:27Clear.
03:28Don't be ridiculous, cousin, I wasn't born in the USA.
03:34That doesn't matter, you can get your license if you want.
03:38Are you laughing at Valky?
03:40No, it's true, you just need someone to teach you how to drive.
03:45Teach me?
03:46Sure, I'm your friend.
03:48In your car?
03:50Yes, in my car, Valky, I don't think that's a good idea.
03:55Why not?
03:56You see, Valky, one's car is not just a machine.
04:00My car is something very special to me.
04:03I've spent years saving every last cent...
04:05It's not that I don't trust you.
04:08That's what...
04:12Thank you.
04:14How to tell you?
04:16What you don't want is for it to crash into a house.
04:18Exact.
04:21Well, it's not exactly that.
04:22Face it, we both see this fool can't be pulled off.
04:25It's true.
04:26$50 bet you don't.
04:27I don't even think I'll deign to answer.
04:29Which translated means that your friend thinks you can't do it.
04:33He can do anything he sets his mind to.
04:38Then I bet and don't talk.
04:40Okay, I bet.
04:41And I'll show you in my car.
04:42Will you do it?
04:43Did I say that?
04:44Yeah, damn it.
04:46Made.
04:49It's going to be like taking candy from a child.
04:52I haven't done this in so long.
04:55My own driver's license.
04:58I'm looking forward to this...
04:59Small car.
05:00I lent my car.
05:05Please God, tell me that...
05:11A yes or a no?
05:16Cousin Larry, I've been studying the code.
05:25The one about circulation.
05:26The one about circulation.
05:28Well, whatever you study is little.
05:30I've been studying all week.
05:31Alright.
05:32You said that when I read the code and memorized it, you would give me a lesson behind the wheel.
05:37It's behind the wheel, you understand?
05:39That's what...
05:40You don't even know which side to stand on.
05:44You promised to teach me.
05:46I know, I know.
05:47But I hoped it would be some time from now.
05:50At least until my car depreciates a bit.
05:54Okay, a promise is a promise.
05:57Come on, let's go.
06:00Good.
06:03We establish that this is my car.
06:07Dumb!
06:07Don't you trust me in your car?
06:12I think you should practice before you drive a vehicle capable of killing someone.
06:19Come on, get in the car.
06:20Never do that again.
06:33The fact that?
06:34Slam the door.
06:35It's hard to remember when you're running a table.
06:48Well.
06:50Now, you have the steering wheel, the brakes, the gear shift, and the accelerator.
06:54If it is in neutral, it starts.
06:57Cousin, there's nothing here.
07:00Wouldn't it be easier in your car?
07:02For you.
07:03No, for me.
07:05OK.
07:06I'll build you some kind of simulator.
07:09This is change.
07:11Frozen broccoli is the accelerator.
07:15AND...
07:16Grapefruit, the brake.
07:19It's idling.
07:22So...
07:23You have given me the keys.
07:32What are you doing?
07:35Sunglasses.
07:41Your belt.
07:42It starts.
07:43Already.
07:46Good.
07:47Now, foot on the brake.
07:48On the brake, the grapefruit.
07:51So.
07:51Now, put it in first gear.
07:54Space.
07:55Slowly.
07:56Mash the broccoli.
07:57Street.
07:59That.
08:00Good.
08:01Now, we are on the street.
08:03More broccoli, more broccoli.
08:05Not so fast, not so...
08:06A lot of traffic.
08:08Does the air bother you a lot?
08:12Alright.
08:14What I'm going to do is propose several emergency situations to you.
08:17OK?
08:18Seem to you?
08:19Good.
08:19Careful!
08:20Rule number one.
08:25The driver never, ever covers his eyes.
08:30Why did you do that?
08:31He has stopped a school bus.
08:33I haven't seen any buses.
08:35A yellow bus with the turn signals on?
08:38I was trying to avoid a stroller that was going alone.
08:43Which stroller?
08:45Which school bus?
08:47I don't understand this game.
08:48OK.
08:50Hey, Valky.
08:51If you're not going to take it seriously, there's no point in teaching you.
08:55I will try hard.
08:57Good.
08:59I think we should do a few more test laps around the room before the throttle is done.
09:05And if you don't hit anything, we'll go...
09:09to test with my car.
09:12Thanks, cousin Larry!
09:13Don't worry, I'll be careful.
09:15Look how well I turn around.
09:17Point, point, point.
09:19Again, put on your seatbelt.
09:29It's mandatory!
09:37Valky, what happened to you?
09:38I had an accident in cousin Larry's car.
09:42Oh, no.
09:43Are there any injuries?
09:44Unfortunately, I survived.
09:47Seven, eight, nine, ten.
09:51Larry, what happened?
09:52Now I'm not counting up to me!
09:55What happened?
09:56What happened?
09:57What happened?
09:58He is what has happened.
10:00We were practicing in the supermarket parking lot and suddenly a shopping cart, from nowhere, shot out at us.
10:06Not the supermarket.
10:07A supermarket cart.
10:09I told you no.
10:10Yes, but you made me say, step on grapefruit, step on grapefruit.
10:14And you couldn't remember if the grapefruit was the brake or the accelerator.
10:17You didn't remember?
10:18It's the brake, the brake.
10:20Grapefruit is the brake.
10:22Everyone knows it.
10:25The fact is that the cart crashed into the front bumper.
10:29Oh, cousin, I know you can never forgive me.
10:32I was stupid to think I could get a license like an American.
10:37I will never be an uncle's autism.
10:41No.
10:42I am the lowest form of life.
10:47I'm a wrecker.
10:49According to Mipos' custom, I will have to go far away and hide my shameful face.
10:59Bye bye.
11:04I hate old women.
11:19Valky, Valky, Valky, I'm sorry.
11:43But it's my car and it's your fault.
11:49No, no, I don't mean.
11:50I didn't mean to tell you that.
11:53I exaggerated.
11:54I owe you an apology.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:57I was more worried about my car than your feelings.
12:01No, you were right.
12:03I am a poor immigrant.
12:04Dare to dream.
12:05No, don't say that.
12:09I don't deserve a driver's license, or even a library card.
12:16I'm sure I'd get stopped for reading too fast.
12:21It's not always easy to get things.
12:25It wasn't easy for you to pack your suitcase and come to America.
12:27But you found me.
12:29You found a job, a place to live.
12:31That was difficult.
12:33And you didn't give up.
12:34And do you know why?
12:36I give up, why?
12:49You came into the world with the desire to improve.
12:54That's why you came to America.
12:57Keep trying to give them the true American spirit.
13:01Yeah!
13:02When you fall off your horse you have to get back on and show who's boss.
13:14When things get tough, you have to keep going.
13:17Don't think about dying.
13:19If you don't succeed from the start, try, try, try.
13:23Do you mean that if I live in a glass house I shouldn't throw stones?
13:27That?
13:28That?
13:29That?
13:29That?
13:29You can fool some sheep all the time.
13:33But you can't fool them all with it.
13:36Yes, yes, yes.
13:37Whatever convinces you the most.
13:39The important thing is that I don't want him to lose his deposit.
13:43I believe in you.
13:45And to prove it, I want you to come in my car this afternoon to take the test.
13:50Cousin Larry, will you let me borrow your car again?
13:55Shh!
13:57Cousin Larry, Dimitri, if it's in me, I'll do it.
14:06That is.
14:07I'll get on the horse.
14:10Go for it!
14:11I'll show you who's boss!
14:13That's the spirit!
14:14Cousin Larry.
14:15That?
14:15Drop the keys.
14:17I try, I really try.
14:18I won't let go, I won't let go!
14:37Highly strung?
14:40Of course not!
14:41Don't be ridiculous!
14:42You know the code, inside and out.
14:46The other way around?
14:47It's a way of speaking.
14:49There's a code question I want to ask you.
14:52If four people arrive at a four-street intersection at the same time and the man who is
14:56on my right has priority, who goes first?
14:59Because everyone has someone on their right.
15:04That's why you get insurance.
15:06Thank you.
15:07I'm very nervous.
15:09Don't worry.
15:09The people here are very, very friendly.
15:12Following!
15:16Come on, I don't have all day!
15:18You're lucky, you got a good one.
15:22His first name is spelled B-A-L-K...
15:26K-I.
15:28K-I.
15:28Valky Bartókomus.
15:30Current address, 6...
15:32627 Lincoln Boulevard.
15:35Place of birth...
15:36Mipos is an island in the Mediterranean.
15:38Who is this, a ventriloquist?
15:43No, it's my cousin Larry.
15:48Do you see the sign?
15:50Yeah, damn it!
15:51What an easy exemption!
15:55Please cover your left eye.
15:58Your left or my left?
15:59His left, my right.
16:07Get your hand off my face!
16:12See the first line.
16:15Hey!
16:17Cover the other eye.
16:19Discover the left eye!
16:26Thank goodness, I couldn't see anything.
16:31Read the last line you can read.
16:34Copyright 1963, printed in Hicksville, New York, by someone named Pat Pendin.
16:41Well, congratulations.
16:48Have you seen it? Exam!
16:49So much studying pays off.
16:52Now the written exam, by...
16:55Or I lost some of them in the trick.
17:02Excuse me, cousin Larry.
17:04It's making me nervous.
17:06I'm sorry, it's just that for him to be important, which is like a symbol of...
17:10Park on that seat!
17:12Okay, no problem.
17:13I understand that you are under a lot of stress.
17:19What's going on?
17:21Nothing happens, I'm done.
17:23Are you finished? How could you?
17:24I knew all the answers.
17:25Sorry, I think my friend was a bit hasty.
17:28Cousin, cousin, calm down.
17:30I still know how to dot the U's.
17:32About the I.
17:33I didn't know.
17:34Well, a bad one.
17:37A bad one?
17:38A bad one, Valky, great.
17:40What's wrong?
17:41Just one, it's fantastic.
17:43Is there a wrong one?
17:43And?
17:44Did you pass?
17:45He must have made a mistake.
17:48Oh, seven mistakes are already allowed.
17:50He has passed the exam.
17:51I demand that it be reviewed.
17:53Valky, Valky, weave.
17:54No.
17:57What do you think?
17:59You are right.
18:00A perfect exam.
18:02I knew he was right.
18:04I'm sorry.
18:06There are no gold medals left.
18:08Put a smiley face here.
18:13Valky.
18:15You have to be nice to these people.
18:17If that were your examiner in practice, you'd be in big trouble.
18:20Walking.
18:21In this part of the exam only three mistakes and your car are allowed.
18:28Opposite.
18:29In prohibited.
18:31One goes.
18:32I told him so.
18:48This is my last offer.
18:51Do I guarantee the product?
18:53Sister, look behind your TV.
18:56Am I even there?
18:57Well, I won't be able to take care of him.
19:02These nuns are so annoying.
19:07Valky is here.
19:08I can't find it.
19:09He left two hours ago to take his driving test and hasn't returned.
19:12Too bad.
19:13You have lost your friend.
19:15You have lost your car and the bet.
19:17Pay me.
19:18He may even be hurt.
19:20How do you think about money at a time like this?
19:21Very simple.
19:22Good person.
19:23Pay.
19:26Valky, you're alive.
19:27Yes, I think so.
19:28I have to sit down.
19:31Bring him a chair.
19:32What happened?
19:33I was worried.
19:34I tried calling from the hospital, but he was busy.
19:37What were you doing in the hospital?
19:39I didn't want to get on the highway, but I got...
19:42You didn't have to put me on the highway.
19:44I know, but I told him, he wants to go left.
19:48And he said, less jokes.
19:50So I pulled right and suddenly Frank and I were on the freeway at rush hour.
19:56I don't know why I called him, because nobody moves.
19:59Who is Frank?
20:01That guy has a driving license.
20:03The one who had a heart attack.
20:05Did Frank have a seizure?
20:07Well, no.
20:08Apparently the food had upset him.
20:12Salami sandwich, French fries, and two chili dogs.
20:16He was nice, but he had more gas than Exxon.
20:20You break my heart.
20:23You have lost the bet.
20:25Give me my money.
20:25Pay me.
20:28You're enjoying this, aren't you?
20:30I love human suffering.
20:33So suffer.
20:35I have my ID.
20:38You got it!
20:39You got it!
20:39Frank was so happy to be alive that he gave me his driver's license.
20:49It just can't be.
20:51Bring it here.
20:53One moment.
20:54We had fun, didn't we?
21:03Mr. Rincasetti.
21:05Yes, money.
21:06OK.
21:11My son will not have Christmas.
21:13Valky, you did it.
21:19I'm proud.
21:20Thank you, cousin Larry.
21:21But you were the one who kept me going when I was ready to throw in the towel.
21:26Well expressed.
21:28But you passed the exam.
21:29I was willing to be a loser and give up my part of the American dream.
21:35But you didn't leave me.
21:36You had great faith in me.
21:38And you trusted me with your car.
21:41Well.
21:42Friendship is based on trust.
21:44You didn't even worry about your car.
21:47It never occurred to me.
21:48Have you applied the handbrake?
21:49Of course.
21:51Don't be ridiculous.
21:54What is the handbrake?
21:55I got you!
21:59Larry Appleton.
22:01You are the best friend this Mediterranean shepherd could have.
22:06Thank you.
22:08What do you think if we go celebrate?
22:10Pay Twinkle.
22:12Can I have the keys?
22:13They are saved.
22:14I left them in the car.
22:19Don't be ridiculous.
22:20Thank you.
22:24Thank you!
22:54Thank you!
23:24Thank you!
23:54Thank you!
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