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Balki recibe una lección sobre banca, pero tiene que aprenderla por las malas cuando Larry no tiene la paciencia necesaria para explicársela adecuadamente.
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00:00Distant Cousins
00:30Distant Cousins
01:00Distant Cousins
01:30Distant Cousins
01:59How grumpy are you in the mornings?
02:03I'm always grumpy
02:04But I hide it better the rest of the day.
02:07What are you doing?
02:17Buttock pinching
02:18Don't forget to close the sofa
02:24You left it open yesterday
02:25Can't
02:26What do you mean you can't?
02:28It's easy
02:29No, it's not that easy
02:29Cousin
02:30They build them in such a way that children
02:32They can close them
02:33No no
02:33Valky
02:33Watch and learn
02:36You grab this handle here
02:38And while you lift
02:39You push
02:41Yes I know
02:41Valky
02:42Watch and learn
02:45You lift and push
02:49You lift and push
02:54You lift and push
02:58You push and lift
03:02Lift it up
03:04It has broken
03:08I don't think it's just a pull.
03:09I don't mean to say that the sofa is broken.
03:13Why didn't you tell me?
03:19Well, because I was busy watching and learning.
03:22Oh, poor cousin
03:27Come, I know how to heal your back.
03:29No, no, no
03:29Valky, Valky
03:30What are you doing?
03:31No, no, no
03:32No no
03:32No no
03:33Valky
03:34No no
03:35Thank you
03:36I don't need pagan priests
03:39I could have bought it new.
03:45But not
03:45I had to buy it used
03:47Well
03:48I am the one who sleeps here
03:50So I'll buy a new one.
03:52What have you lost?
04:03Never come back
04:05Never do that
04:08The fact that?
04:10I was looking for my money
04:12You mean you keep the money under the mattress?
04:15Of course yes
04:16I want you to be safe
04:17Sure?
04:20Has it not occurred to you that it could be money?
04:22A burglar breaks in, trashes the apartment, takes a nap?
04:25Boom!
04:25And goodbye to your money?
04:29No, I hadn't thought about that.
04:31You should
04:32Keeping money at home attracts thieves
04:35It is not stored under the mattress
04:37It is not kept under the mattress, it is kept in the bank
04:38Because?
04:40Because responsible people do what they do
04:43What if the building burned down?
04:45Where would your money go?
04:46Please enter the 20th century
04:48But
04:50I don't know anything about banks
04:52What do you want to know?
04:53Why do I always have to explain everything to you?
04:57Hey, today at lunch time we will go to my bank and you will put that money in a bank account
05:02This is my pocket money
05:03Should I bring my savings?
05:07Yes, yes, your savings too, everything.
05:09Look for them!
05:20I got it!
05:25You will never understand it
05:26Can we do this at once?
05:31It's our lunch time
05:32Excuse me
05:35This is Valky Bartók
05:37I am Harrison Hart
05:39Valky wants to open a bank account here
05:43Ah, yes, sit down, sit down
05:45Okay, we have the market management account.
05:50Requires an average balance of one thousand dollars
05:51Includes guaranteed checks, credit cards, and overdraft protection.
05:55So you have five thousand dollars above your balance.
05:58And a free color TV
06:00Ah, that's hard for me!
06:02Valky, I think it's out of your reach.
06:04What is my reach?
06:06Scarce
06:06The Happy Saver's Account
06:11Requires an average balance of two dollars
06:13And we gave Freddy the stuffed frog
06:16That's fine
06:17Valky, give him your money
06:19One moment
06:23There are things I don't understand
06:27When I put my money here
06:30What will you do with it?
06:31The same thing they do with mine
06:33Lend it to other people with interest
06:36Do you give my money to other people just because you find it interesting?
06:40No, no, no
06:41Interest is what people pay the bank to use your money.
06:45Well, if they're using my money, why don't they pay me?
06:48Well, the bank provides a service
06:52You could also come and borrow money.
06:56Could I come to this bank and borrow my own money and then pay them back with interest?
07:01Well yes
07:03If you have a good guarantee
07:06What is that?
07:09The guarantee is proving to the bank that you do not need to borrow your own money.
07:15Do you want to explain it to him?
07:20Don't even think about it
07:21When my money is here, who's going to watch it?
07:26Mr. Harper will keep an eye on him.
07:27Like a hawk
07:28Ah, then I want references from you too.
07:32Valky, give him your money
07:36How will I get my money back when I need it?
07:40Hey, the bank will give you some checks with very nice drawings
07:43And when you want to buy something you just have to sign your name on the check.
07:46That's all!
07:47When I want to spend my money I will just have to sign my name on the check.
07:52It ends so we can get back to work.
07:55Take good care of it
08:01I will
08:03$128?
08:09And for this all the fuss?
08:11For $128?
08:13Take it, please
08:14Yes, yes
08:15If you want to choose the type of check you prefer
08:18We can finish this before I die.
08:20Rainbow
08:24I love the rainbow
08:26Okay, rainbow.
08:27Flowers!
08:30Okay, Flores
08:32Puppies!
08:42Now
08:43Further
08:45Go on
08:48Valky Klaus has arrived in town
08:59And what has it brought?
09:01An apple for Larry Appleton
09:05How can I be so generous?
09:10And for you, Susan
09:12Your favorite sugar-free gum
09:14Thanks, Valky
09:16Valky, you are very kind.
09:18What are we celebrating?
09:19Is it today in...
09:20My post on apple and gum day?
09:23Ask me how I paid for all this.
09:27Valky, how did you pay for all this?
09:30I signed a...
09:31Check
09:32It has arrived today
09:35Valky, did you pay for an apple and a pack of gum with a check?
09:38Of course not!
09:40Don't be ridiculous!
09:43I also bought you this nice light bulb
09:45Thank you so much
09:48Appleton, listen
09:50I'm going to play a real game of poker tonight.
09:53Thank you, Mr. Picassetti
09:56But no, I don't play poker.
09:58I wasn't inviting you
10:00Appleton, my wife hates me playing
10:04I'll tell him I'm going to watch a basket game with you.
10:07Tonight, do you understand?
10:09So if something happens
10:10I was with you
10:11I...
10:13I can't lie to you for you.
10:15Hey
10:18I ask you a favor
10:20Man to man
10:22Men do these favors for each other
10:24Some in the White House did those favors for Nixon
10:28Leave my heroes
10:30Lying to your wife is a terrible thing
10:34Cheeks, that nonsense is over
10:37You lost
10:38Say hello and get out of here
10:39Can I be frank with you?
10:43Pfff!
10:48Come on, Appleton, eh?
10:49It is part of the code of male brotherhood
10:52What is male brotherhood?
10:54Don't worry
10:56No hicks allowed
10:57Leave it, Valti
11:00Forget it, Mr. Twinkasetti
11:02I work for you
11:03I endure their abuse
11:04But I won't lie to his wife
11:05I will not forget this
11:07Oh, by the way.
11:09I have a truck loaded with gym equipment downtown
11:12Pick them up
11:13They won't take more than all day.
11:14Mr. Twinkasetti
11:16Cousin Larry has a bad back
11:19Even better
11:21Cousin, I'll do it for you.
11:25Don't worry
11:26I know how to lift weights without straining my back.
11:30Cousin, would you do me a favor and get your period?
11:34Okay, okay
11:35I'm looking for Valti Bartacomés
11:42Yes, that's the one over there who can stand upright.
11:45I bring your furniture
11:48Great!
11:49My cousin is going to be very happy because...
11:51Yes, yes
11:52You just have to give me $3,028 and 43 cents.
11:55No problem
11:56I have checks
11:59Love me in the morning
12:11And then leave
12:15We have nothing to do
12:19Twin Cassetti couldn't beat me
12:26I have moved 12 tons of gym equipment by myself.
12:35The gymnastic back
12:36It has been hard
12:37It has been hard
12:38But now...
12:42I am a better person
12:47You've become shorter
12:56It's that all the vertebrae in my body are compressed
13:01Oh boy!
13:06Oh boy!
13:08Oh boy!
13:09Oh boy!
13:10Oh boy!
13:23Surprise!
13:25I bought new furniture!
13:28It's a gift from me to you!
13:30Oh, boy!
13:32Oh, boy!
13:33Oh boy!
13:34Oh boy!
13:35Oh boy!
13:36Oh boy!
13:37Oh boy!
13:38Oh boy!
13:39Oh, boy!
13:40Oh, boy!
13:41Oh, boy!
13:42Oh boy!
13:43Oh boy!
13:44Oh boy!
13:45Oh boy!
13:46Oh, boy!
13:47Oh boy!
13:48Oh, boy!
13:49Oh, boy!
13:50Oh, boy!
13:51Oh, boy!
13:52Oh boy!
13:53Oh boy!
13:54Oh boy!
13:55Oh boy!
13:56Oh boy!
13:57I don't know. I can't believe it either.
14:02What do you like?
14:05Valky, I must make something very clear to you.
14:11My furniture was... well, well, it was my furniture.
14:16And this furniture is... No!
14:23Don't you like them?
14:25No, no, no, it's not that I don't like them.
14:27Yes, it is. I don't like them.
14:33But you... complained about your broken sofa and said you didn't like your old furniture.
14:41I just wanted to give you something.
14:46Valky, Valky, you got rid of my things, my things, my classes.
14:50I understand.
14:51No, no, no, you don't understand and you have to understand.
14:54Listen.
14:55I'm going to tell you something about the way I was raised that I've never told you before.
15:03Really?
15:04Yes. I come from a large family. I have nine siblings.
15:08I already know that.
15:10My parents weren't poor, but they didn't have much money.
15:12A lot of money, I know that too.
15:13We grew up in a middle-class home in Madison, Wisconsin.
15:17Now comes the new stuff, okay?
15:20I'm sorry.
15:22The thing is, with so many kids you never really had anything of your own.
15:27If I had a toy I had to share it with other children.
15:31So when I moved here, I bought this furniture.
15:33Well, not this furniture.
15:36My own furniture.
15:38They were used, they weren't very comfortable, but they were just mine.
15:41And tonight I come home and discover that you, you, you have taken my toys.
15:52How sad.
15:59Intellectually I already know that I am too possessive.
16:02Even neurotic about the subject.
16:05You are not.
16:06I am not.
16:08Of course not.
16:09Erotic don't be ridiculous.
16:13Neurotic, neurotic, neurotic.
16:14It's okay, don't go crazy.
16:19Moment.
16:19Hang on a minute.
16:21Where did you get the money to pay for all this?
16:24That has not been a problem.
16:25I paid with a check.
16:28Did you pay with a check?
16:29For how much?
16:30Three thousand twenty-eight dollars and forty-three cents.
16:34Yeah!
16:36Good business.
16:39They even gave me these plastic flowers.
16:42Valky, Valky, Valky.
16:44You only had one hundred and twenty-eight dollars less a pack of gum, an apple and a bubble.
16:50Yes, but the man at the bank said I can write checks for more money than I have as long as...
16:55No no.
16:55...give it back someday.
16:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:58That was the market administration account.
17:00You have the happy saver's account.
17:02You don't understand anything about banks.
17:05No, I don't understand anything about banks.
17:07For me, money is not that important.
17:09Two chickens make a pig.
17:11Two pigs make one cow.
17:12And two cows, a fortune.
17:13Were you the one who took me to the bank and messed me up?
17:19Okay, okay.
17:20Oh, sure, sure.
17:22Oh, yeah.
17:24Blame me.
17:24Yes, as I didn't realize before.
17:26It was my fault.
17:27I'll go to hell for that.
17:30You're taking this too seriously.
17:33How important is it?
17:34And what importance does it have?
17:35You've written a check for three thousand dollars more than you have.
17:38You don't want to go to jail for this furniture.
17:40You're right, it's my fault.
17:44No, hey, hey, it's not your fault.
17:47I told you to open that account and I didn't properly explain how it works.
17:52It doesn't matter.
17:54They'll take the furniture back and we'll get my things back.
17:57What did you do with them?
17:58Ah, that's no problem.
18:00I sold them to Mr. Twinkasetti.
18:03What is that Twinkasetti?
18:05Did you sell my chair, my sofa, my table, my lamp, my rug?
18:13Did you sell my lucky rug?
18:17Is this the neurotic?
18:18Yes, yes.
18:20And this too.
18:21It's my lamp.
18:36Let's hurry our buttocks.
18:39Pinching bears fruit.
18:42Good morning, hicks.
18:43I am a lucky man.
18:45I won $602 at poker last night and I'll be selling this junk before noon.
18:49Mr. Twinkasetti, I'm going to buy my furniture from you for the money you paid Valky.
18:54Come on, Appleton.
18:56You think I'm going to sell this for a pittance of 75 bucks?
19:0075 bucks?
19:01You sold my furniture for 75 bucks?
19:04Well, as Mr. Twinkasetti explained it, it made sense.
19:08I bet so.
19:09You can't do this to me.
19:10It's not fair.
19:12You're right.
19:14I shouldn't take advantage of a fellow sorority member.
19:17By the way, I remember this member violating the code.
19:22And I owe him nothing.
19:25Know?
19:26A big zero.
19:31Mother, my wife.
19:33Edwina, darling.
19:35What a nice moment.
19:37Guys, my beloved wife.
19:40Hello, Mrs. Twinkasetti.
19:41How are you, Larry?
19:43Nice to see you, Valky.
19:45Donald always talks to me about you.
19:51He also always speaks to us formally.
19:54And I don't believe half of it.
20:00You're joking.
20:03Did you enjoy the basketball game with my husband?
20:05Basketball?
20:06He loved it, he loved it.
20:08Remember, yokel?
20:10Boot, boot.
20:11Why don't you come to my office?
20:12I have to do a hundred things.
20:14Valky, do you realize what's going on?
20:16Mr. Twinkasetti told his wife that you accompanied him last night.
20:20Oh, oh, oh.
20:26Valky, a friend and member of the brotherhood.
20:28Oh, so now I'm a member.
20:30Member.
20:32You're joking, you're a lieutenant.
20:34Do you like me?
20:37Yes, I'll give you a kidney.
20:40You'll support me, right, Valky?
20:42Do you mind if I call you a hick?
20:46Please.
20:47Valky, Valky.
20:49Watch and learn.
20:51I'll give you $65 for this furniture.
20:55Hick.
20:55Two hundred?
20:59One hundred and seventy?
21:02One hundred, that's a good deal, isn't it?
21:05One dollar.
21:07Donald?
21:08Sold.
21:10What a strange thing.
21:14I found 600 dollars in your office,
21:18hidden behind the photo of Gordon Libby.
21:21I should keep them in the bank.
21:23I feel terrible.
21:28I had thought, or had thought,
21:30that you probably didn't go to a basketball game last night.
21:32You know, for a second I suspected
21:34that you had gone to play poker with your horrible friends.
21:42But now I know that it is not true,
21:44because our marriage is based on mutual trust.
21:48And if you violate that trust,
21:51I'd kick your fucking ass.
21:59He's always joking.
22:01Tony, I want you to see how I spend your money.
22:05Goodbye, guys.
22:06Goodbye, ma'am.
22:08You've been good.
22:11Thank you.
22:12I have a hidden side.
22:14Well, help me move the furniture up.
22:20And tonight I'll teach you how to balance your account.
22:23And then,
22:24I'll teach you how to balance with a broom on your nose.
22:32Cousin, your back still hurts.
22:35I think it's time I grabbed your back by the horns.
22:38Malky!
22:38Malky!
22:41Malky!
22:42My back!
22:44It doesn't hurt anymore.
22:45Of course not!
22:46Malky has cured it for you!
22:47It's amazing!
22:49Yeah!
22:50Although there are sometimes side effects.
22:52Malky!
22:53I can't move my arms.
22:57That's one of them.
22:59And now what?
23:01For that you'll have to go to the doctor.
23:05Velosh!
23:06How does he see you?
23:08No, Ivaldo!
23:30Velosh!
23:31Velosh!
23:32Velosh!
23:35Velosh!
23:35Thanks for watching the video.
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