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00:04so the mother said to her son i want you to be good and the kid said i'll be good
00:12if you give
00:12me a dollar and what did she say she said why can't you be good for nothing like your father
00:30it's a rare condition this day and age to read any good news on the newspaper page
00:38love and tradition of the grand design some people say it's even harder to find
00:45well then there must be some magic clue inside these gentle walls
00:52cause all i see is the tower of dreams real love bursting out of every scene
01:00as days roll by we're gonna fill our house with happiness
01:08the moon may die but we'll smother the blues with deadliness
01:15as days roll by there's room for you room for me
01:22for gentle hearts and opportunity
01:25as days roll by it's the bigger love of the family
01:45hurry up and try the cake mom we made it ourselves
02:03oh my you like it mom like it like isn't a word honey this cake is unbelievable
02:15there's something a unique taste
02:19horseradish
02:22that's why i cleared my sinuses
02:25mom making the cake was my idea
02:29richie
02:30well it was
02:32so what we made it together
02:34but i thought of it
02:36no you didn't
02:37yes i did
02:37no you did it
02:38yes i did
02:39time out
02:43richie
02:43you know what you just did wasn't very nice
02:46why not
02:48because honey there are times when you should take the credit
02:51and there are other times when you should share it
02:55look let me give you two different examples of taking credit
02:58now the first one started two weeks ago
03:05you think we lost him
03:06yep with all the twists and turns we took there's no way steve could have followed us home
03:11hi guys
03:16steve how'd you beat us
03:17well i just came straight here
03:21for some unknown reason you guys were running all over town
03:28now sit down relax
03:30i made some sandwiches
03:32sink your gums into a bllt
03:35what's a bllt
03:37bacon lettuce and liver tartare
03:44hi kids
03:45hi mom
03:47you are an amazing woman
03:51i am
03:53absolutely
03:54somehow you manage to keep a spotless home
03:56hold down a taxing job
03:58and keep your fridge well stocked with liver
04:01and you do it all so effortlessly
04:04with no visible strain other than a droopy expression and slight bags under your eyes
04:12thank you ever so much
04:16eddie look at this
04:19enter the chicago chronicle short story contest
04:22yeah now look they're gonna select five winners in each age category you should enter eddie
04:29why
04:32because you have writing talent
04:35i do
04:38he does
04:41yes
04:42edward you know how proud we all were of you when you got that a plus in english on your
04:46last report card
04:47proud
04:48i was dumbfounded
04:51so was eddie's teacher she actually called me to tell me how much your theme papers had improved
04:56eddie
05:00eddie
05:01eddie where's up
05:04eddie where's up
05:05eddie where's up
05:09eddie where's up
05:16eddie where's up
05:18eddie and i can't wait to read your short story
05:19uh but but but but but mom
05:23steve
05:23say no more edo
05:25i'll start writing a paper this very eve
05:28thanks buddy
05:29wait a minute
05:31have you been doing eddie's english papers
05:33well not doing exactly
05:36more like
05:37helping
05:39exactly how much did you help
05:41well
05:43i merely came up with an idea
05:45and then i wrote down the actual words
05:49i did the rest
05:52well you just must be exhausted
05:55is he paying you for this
05:57well i'm getting something far more precious than money
05:59friendship
06:01you see eddie and ronnie are going camping next month
06:03and he said if i helped him out he'd take me along
06:06wait a minute steve you're trying to buy eddie's friendship
06:09no i'm not
06:13i'm leasing with an option to buy
06:20now let's start the other example of taking credit
06:23that very night your uncle carl and his boss
06:26were working on a stakeout
06:27was he working hard
06:29oh yes
06:31very hard
06:32don't know sir
06:41winslow
06:41yes sir
06:43you found a location a little closer to the warehouse
06:52uh sir you're looking through the wrong end of the binoculars sir
07:01i knew that
07:03just wanted to see if you were on your toes
07:07sir when do you think they'll make their move
07:09hard to tell
07:11sometimes a donut will stay inside me for a full week
07:18no sir i was referring to the suspect sir
07:22oh
07:24hard to tell
07:27you know these slime balls are selling computers to our nation's enemies
07:35you know
07:39i like you winslow
07:47you do sir
07:49you're a good man
07:51steady under pressure
07:52well
07:53thank you sir
07:54i tried
07:55i've studied your record
07:56i know you like i know the back of my hand
08:01well i'm flattered sir
08:02i've met your lovely wife hannah
08:09harriet sir
08:10your son edmund
08:13edward sir
08:17your daughter
08:20leslie
08:20laura
08:25and your sister-in-law
08:27rachel
08:28rachel sir
08:28that's what i said
08:29oh
08:31yes it is
08:35rachel's very
08:38pretty
08:43maybe i'll give her a call sometime
08:49how do you think she feels about me
08:57well well i i i i am sure that rachel feels exactly the same way that i do sir
09:06excellent
09:10even though i know we're on duty here
09:13i think we should be on a first name basis
09:17that okay with you kevin
09:24uh carl sir
09:27fine
09:34sir you know
09:35i don't believe i know your first name
09:37it's lieutenant
09:41excuse me
09:42i had my first name legally changed when i achieved my present rank
09:47sir what was your name before
09:50sergeant
09:53gotcha
10:01can i count on you to be discreet keith
10:08carl sir
10:10and certainly
10:13i need this bust
10:15you do
10:16why
10:18captain davenport's out to get me
10:20really
10:21well sir i always thought captain davenport
10:23he's jealous of me
10:24he knows i'm better qualified for his job than he is
10:26and he's too insecure to admit it
10:29and
10:31one day he caught me wearing his uniform
10:37what
10:38i just wanted to see how i looked with captain's bars
10:43but davenport threw a hissy fit
10:45said there was no room on the force for a gung-ho lunatic
10:49but if i make this bust
10:52i'll be high profile
10:54a hero
10:58the commissioner will take notice
11:01then you can wear his uniform
11:03what
11:04nothing sir
11:12you know kyle
11:18all my life
11:19all i've wanted is to be a good cop
11:23i understand sir
11:26and a porsche
11:28i want a porsche
11:35meanwhile steve went ahead and wrote a short story for eddie
11:38ten days later guess what
11:40do you believe it
11:42isn't it incredible
11:43i'm dumbfounded
11:46well so was the excitement
11:49eddie
11:49oh
11:51you did it you did it you did it
11:53did what
11:56you won first place in the short story contest
12:11mom i thought uncle steve won this story contest
12:15oh he did
12:16but at first eddie took credit for it
12:19did he fess up
12:20well here's what happened
12:21your mom and grandmom were so excited they could hardly contain themselves
12:26well come on let's go spread the news
12:28i'm dying to do some phone bragging
12:29me too
12:30and helen winters always frapping her gums about her granddaughter being a tv writer
12:36wait till i tell her my grandson is a real writer
12:49wow
12:50first prize
12:53first prize
12:54mm-hmm
12:54hello widow
12:59oh laura my love
13:00the wind has chapped my lips
13:02would you care to heal them with a kiss
13:07tell them eddie
13:08tell me why
13:11your short story won first prize steve
13:14gee no kidding
13:15let me see
13:20congratulations blah blah blah blah
13:23you're extremely talented blah blah blah
13:28oh listen to this part the judges unanimously selected your short story in search of a dream
13:34because of its inspiring depiction of a young proctologist
13:39not bad
13:40it's fantastic steve the problem is it's your story not eddie's
13:45well i came up with a title
13:50laura i don't care about the glory besides the whole thing will be good for a laugh
13:55when us guys are sitting around the old campfire chewing our bazooka
13:59right eddie
14:05uh not exactly steve
14:08you see there's a minor snafu regarding the camping trip
14:13snafu
14:16yeah you see when i told rodney about you going with us
14:19he thought it was a terrible idea
14:21oh typical but you stood up for me
14:25right buddy
14:28well steve i tried
14:30but rodney said i had to choose between you guys
14:33i see
14:34and you chose rodney
14:40i'm sorry steve
14:42we'll go camping together some other time
14:44just you and me
14:46i promise okay
14:48okay
14:49all right
14:52no it's not okay
14:58eddie winslow friend center
15:05newsflash eddie
15:06i have feelings
15:11inside this scrawny chest there beats a heart
15:14a heart that hurts
15:16and the reason it hurts
15:17is because i've tried very hard to be your friend
15:20and all you've done is take advantage of me
15:23well that's gonna stop right now
15:30i'm not your personal doormat
15:33i'm her doormat
15:41steve listen
15:42no you listen
15:44either you take me camping
15:45or you tell everybody who really won the short story contest
15:49is this a bluff
15:50try me
15:54all right
15:54i'm gonna go tell my mom that you've been doing my english papers for me
15:59and the truth is steve
16:00i have been feeling guilty about taking advantage of you
16:03so i'm gonna go call rodney right now
16:06and tell me you're going camping with us whether he likes it or not
16:10thanks eddie
16:11you're welcome
16:12eddie
16:13yeah
16:22oh
16:23yeah
16:26how about those bears
16:29all right rachel what happened to my dad and his crazy boss
16:33well that very night
16:35they were on a stakeout for the tenth night in a row
16:4378
16:43a new personal best
16:48congratulations
16:51you sure you don't want to give her another try
16:53no thanks
16:54my nose still hurts
16:58you know what you need
16:59a career change
17:03no
17:07some italian food
17:09there's a place down the street
17:11great eggplant parmesan
17:13oh
17:13well sir
17:14eggplant is great
17:16but um
17:17according to regulations
17:19a stakeout team should never separate
17:21don't quote regulations to me winslow
17:23i helped write the damn regulations
17:24yes sir
17:25it's up to me if i want to violate myself
17:38no wonder the criminals are winning
18:02baker one this is charlie two come in
18:04do you read
18:05what do you want
18:06no no it's going down now
18:08what
18:09you want us to grab him
18:10no let me get some pictures first
18:12and then i'll give you the word
18:16all right
18:17all right
18:23truck
18:29computers
18:30gotcha
18:34suspects
18:38okay
18:39open up the briefcase
18:40come on
18:40open up the briefcase
18:42show them the money
18:43show them the money
18:44that's it
18:44that's it
18:46too bad
18:47i can see you and you can't see me
18:50i forgot to ask about dessert
18:52you want a cannoli
18:53and lieutenant kill the lights
19:18lieutenant maytag
19:21that's murtaw
19:21m-u-r-taw
19:27got it
19:28what kind of computers were the
19:30suspects selling
19:32computers
19:33well
19:34the computers were
19:36um
19:38the
19:39um
19:41they were the high power
19:43high capacity computers
19:44of the type used by the united states
19:46military
19:47lieutenant have you determined
19:49what country the computers are being
19:50sold to
19:50oh well
19:52the um
19:54oh uh
19:57well um
20:02uh
20:02not as of yet
20:03but we do know the destination was somewhere in the middle east
20:10sergeant winslow
20:11why are you supplying all the answers
20:14well the lieutenant here is a modest man
20:17uh but he planned and executed this entire operation
20:20and i am proud to work under lieutenant
20:22lieutenant murtaw
20:25thank you
20:26well it's over
20:35good bust
20:38you'll probably get a commendation
20:41and i just might get my promotion
20:48carl
20:50yes sir
20:52you not only covered for me
20:54you gave me the credit
20:57why
20:58well sir it
20:59it really doesn't matter who did what
21:02i mean
21:02you went out to get us eggplant
21:04and i stayed here and ducked bullets
21:05it balances out
21:09no it doesn't
21:13i messed up big time
21:16a lot of guys would have taken advantage of that and hogged all the glory
21:20instead
21:22you shared it with me
21:24well sir
21:25the bottom line is
21:27we're a team
21:30thank you
21:32you're welcome sir
21:44so you see honey
21:45there are times when you have to stand up for yourself
21:48like uncle steve did
21:50and then there are other times when it's really nice to share the credit
21:54the way uncle carl did
21:57exactly
21:59judy i'm sorry that i hogged all the credit
22:02that's okay
22:03you're young
22:05okay give me a hug
22:06now you two go on upstairs and hop in the bed
22:08and i will be up to tuck you in in a minute
22:10okay
22:24whoa
22:24now i should take credit for this
22:27this cake could kill you
22:56you're right
22:58so
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