04:20Well, cousin, the most important thing is to use very, very dry wood.
04:32But the key to the matter lies in the ignition.
04:37And of course in the fuel.
04:40If you're not careful, you could burn...
04:45I'm referring to the passion between a man and a woman.
04:52Oh! Oh! That fire!
05:00If our fire ever goes out, that's what I would do.
05:05Go to my treasure chest and choose one of the three proven secrets to cheap marriage.
05:14Three proven secrets to a cheap marriage?
05:17What are they?
05:19Well, cousin, if I told you, they wouldn't be secrets anymore.
05:22I'll treat you to an ice cream.
05:26Moon oil is one.
05:29Burning amber incense is another one.
05:32And above all, the ocean surf cassette.
05:37Good night, cousin!
05:37Just out of curiosity.
05:41Uh-huh.
05:43Where do you keep your treasure chest of pleasure?
05:45Well, cousin, that's another secret of the cheap marriage.
05:51Wafer rolls?
05:52In the garage behind my bicycle.
05:54Thank you.
05:56Why are you asking him?
05:57No reason.
05:58You know, man stuff.
06:00Hey, look what time it is.
06:03Go on, go to bed.
06:06I don't know, cousin, you've got me in the mood to talk, so...
06:10How's life treating you?
06:12Parky, to bed.
06:13Merián is waiting for you at Pimo's session, remember?
06:17Pimo, I must be honest with you.
06:21That woman is consuming me.
06:27Parky!
06:27What is certain is that he knows my weak point.
06:33The nights, cousin!
06:41The next morning.
06:48Good morning, cousin.
06:50Do you want a fish fritter?
06:54No.
06:55Do you want a knuckle sandwich?
07:00They're more for lunchtime.
07:04They tend to stay inside oneself.
07:06Furthermore, they keep telling me...
07:08Listen to me.
07:09Listen to me.
07:10Hey.
07:11Because of you.
07:12Jennifer is exhausted this morning.
07:16I searched your pleasure chest.
07:18I used your stupid secrets of cheap marriage.
07:21And they didn't work.
07:24Did I register this microphone of pleasure?
07:26Yeah.
07:26And what did you take?
07:27I took everything.
07:29The oil gave her a rash.
07:31He's still sneezing from the incense.
07:33And the sounds of the ocean made her dizzy.
07:35Before I report you to the appropriate authorities, there's something I think you should know.
07:45Moon oil applied to the skin causes third-degree burns.
07:52The bottle is expired.
07:59Isn't moon oil a body oil?
08:02It is used to light the lamp on honeymoons.
08:06Incense can only be used outdoors.
08:09And nobody should listen to the South Atlantic cassette on a full stomach.
08:15And in case you haven't noticed, Jennifer has a very full stomach.
08:19What's happening?
08:31Jim, darling, are you feeling better?
08:36You see, Larry.
08:37Until last night I thought there was nothing that could make me feel worse than pregnancy.
08:43I was wrong.
08:49Underway. This is going to require a major branded gift.
08:53Can I suggest something?
08:55Yeah.
08:56A Louisville slug?
08:57It's delicious with a little garlic.
09:11Hey, we're wasting time.
09:13I'll never find the perfect gift for Jennifer in the sports section.
09:17Thank you for shopping at Peter Man.
09:19Remember, Peter Man's sales start on Monday.
09:23Come on, let's go.
09:23Cousin, wait a moment. I want to find something special for Merian.
09:28Valky, have you already bought him a whole car as a gift?
09:30What, what, what, what is this? Another anniversary?
09:33Today is the first anniversary of the first time Merian and I got caught in a downpour
09:37which soaked our hair and we used the car heater to dry it
09:41and our heads got stuck on the steering wheel.
09:43Well, it must have been a very special day for you.
09:54I would love more details.
09:56Very good.
09:57We got caught in a downpour.
09:58But...
09:59AND...
09:59Our hair got wet, so we headed towards the car and...
10:04But, but, but...
10:04I need to find the perfect gift for Jennifer.
10:08Cousin, what are you talking about?
10:09We've been shopping all day.
10:11And the ceramic pillow you bought six and a half hours ago
10:14It remains the perfect gift.
10:16Because?
10:16Because that's what she really wants.
10:18Valky is cheap, stupid, and too small.
10:22Cousin, if a gift is given with love, size doesn't matter.
10:26Believe me, size always matters.
10:28Attention, buyers.
10:32The warehouses will close in five minutes.
10:35Let's get out of here, they're closing the store.
10:37They don't close.
10:38Are they closing?
10:39No?
10:40They just announced it, they're closing in five minutes.
10:42It's a trick to encourage compulsive shopping.
10:46It amazes me how you find the most horrible motives in the simplest things.
10:52Measly things.
10:55Let's go back to the jewelry department.
10:56OK.
10:57Hey.
10:57Cousin, the jewelry store is just around the corner.
11:00It's there.
11:01It's there.
11:01Do you want to hear that they're not?
11:02Look, look, please.
11:09Well, now you've really done it.
11:13What do you mean I did it?
11:15The jewelry store is this way.
11:16The jewelry store is this way.
11:16The jewelry store is this way.
11:16But since you want to be right, the jewelry.
11:19I just wanted to say...
11:20That's an arm, the jewelry!
11:21He's not here.
11:22He's not here.
11:22I can't believe you want to be right again.
11:32Look, help me put this away before the security guard sees us.
11:36OK.
11:47Look, cousin.
11:48He has his foot in his mouth.
11:50Stop acting like a fool.
11:58Sorry, cousin.
11:59Take.
12:00I'll give you a hand.
12:01Are you going to help me or not?
12:10Of course.
12:11I don't know how to make a fool of myself.
12:15Bones, bones, bones.
12:17We have all these bones here.
12:20The bone of the hand with the bone of the neck.
12:22And this bone of the hand with the bone of the neck.
12:23And this bone of the hand with the bone of the neck.
12:25The foot bone with the thigh.
12:28And now...
12:29Thank you for shopping at Peter Man.
12:30It's closing time.
12:32Good night.
12:33Cousin, I think the closure is very serious.
12:37Val what?
12:38I happen to be a gold card holder.
12:40No store will close while a gold card holder is shopping.
12:46Now, help me find the head.
12:49It must have rolled away.
12:51You look around.
13:00God!
13:01God!
13:03God!
13:18God!
13:19God!
13:19Yes, cousin! The incredible two-headed one, my friend!
13:28Valquí, you're an idiot!
13:30Give me that!
13:39The two-headed one, my trumpet!
13:43Sit still!
13:44Hey, cousin, don't you notice something strange?
13:55Apart from the fact of being between two idiots, feeling like a fool.
14:03Cousin, it's incredibly quiet here.
14:09Do you know what I think?
14:10Know...?
14:14Do you know what I think?
14:18Everyone has gone home.
14:24Cousin.
14:26They've closed the store.
14:30Impossible.
14:31Valky, they've closed the store.
14:53Stupid, useless, populus.
14:56Now it turns out it's my fault.
14:59No, tell me, Joro, it's always your fault.
15:02Okay, listen, let's focus on figuring out how we can get out of here.
15:07Don't worry.
15:10I have a plan.
15:11Oh, you have a plan?
15:13Yes, I have a plan.
15:13Do you have a plan?
15:14And well, also...
15:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:20I make the plans.
15:22And you follow me.
15:25Machine, wagon.
15:26Machine?
15:30Wagon.
15:32This?
15:33Snap.
15:35Nobody breathes hot air like you.
15:41I'm going to make a phone call to ask for help.
15:43Pimo, have you heard anything?
15:51Yes, I've heard something.
15:53It will be a recording.
15:55There's probably a detector and a speaker around here somewhere.
16:00All department stores have high-security systems.
16:05Cousin, cousin, it's, it's, it's a dog.
16:11Of course it's a dog.
16:13It's a recording of a dog barking.
16:15And not very good, I must add.
16:21No, cousin, it's a scary-looking lazybones.
16:25I know you're scared.
16:28It's the first time you've been locked in a store, but Cousin Larry is here.
16:34I won't let anything happen to you, okay?
16:38Do you feel better?
16:39Do you feel better?
16:40You didn't tell me.
16:49I tried, but you were busy asking me, "Are you feeling better?"
16:54Do you feel better?
16:55Well, let it be known that it isn't.
17:00Okay, Mark, don't make any sudden movements.
17:03Let's back up very, very slowly.
17:10I think he wants us to stay put.
17:26Well, yes.
17:30We need a plan.
17:32Let me think.
17:33I've got it, I've got it, I've got it, shut your mouth, shut your mouth, I've got it.
17:36Have the dog chase you around the store while I make a phone call.
17:41On the count of three.
17:41One, two, three, go.
17:46One, two, three, go.
17:48One, two, three, go.
17:52Yes, yes.
17:53Two, three, now.
17:58Can't you think of anything else?
17:59One who prefers to kill.
18:22Cousin, I don't mean to scare you, but if we don't get out of here alive, tell Merián that I hid some money behind the nutmeg in the kitchen and that I love her very much.
18:35What nonsense, you'll be dead too!
18:37Valgui knew about the nutmeg.
18:40And if we make it out alive, I'll give you back the three hundred dollars I broke for you.
18:44But is there enough money from my hiding place?
18:49As?
18:50I'm not going to kill you with money without a bribe!
18:54Viva!
18:54The next morning
19:12Where could they have been all night without calling us?
19:15Maybe they wanted to earn some extra money for the babies' college.
19:18They took another job and forgot to tell us.
19:20Or maybe they've fallen into a hole
19:24That's the difference between you and me
19:27You see a glass and say it's half empty
19:29Whereas I see a glass and say it's half empty
19:32Hello
19:39Mikey, what happened to you?
19:44Larry, where have you been?
19:46I was terrified
19:47We accidentally got locked in Petermans department store with a crazy dog.
19:51Larry, I promise I won't get angry
19:55Where have you been?
19:57Jennifer, that's true
19:59A dog has been chasing us all night
20:02But the worst part was that
20:03The services were closed
20:07Well, you forgot a very special anniversary
20:12No, my leg in the coronary chair
20:14Do you remember the first time we got caught in a downpour?
20:20It soaked our hair, and we used the car heater to dry it.
20:23And did our heads get stuck on the steering wheel?
20:30I have your gift upstairs
20:32Cuddles
20:34So, what do you think?
20:46How could you get locked inside Petermans warehouses?
20:50I was trying to find the perfect gift for you to save our marriage, and we got locked in.
20:56Our marriage doesn't need saving, why do you think it does?
21:00Because you don't seem interested in me lately
21:06Valky and Merian are always having cuddle sessions and you don't want to touch me
21:12I'm sorry, Larry, but I just don't find myself very attractive.
21:17You've never looked more attractive.
21:21Oh really?
21:23Yeah
21:23Really?
21:25Yes, really
21:26Oh, Larry, I love you
21:30The dog scratched my lip
21:37Oh, I almost forgot
21:42This is for you
21:44It's a small and inexpensive gift, but it's the only thing I could find.
21:48I love surprises
21:51It's a pillow
21:53Hi Larry, I love it
21:59When my lip heals, I'll swell it up for you.
22:02Do you mimic?
22:05Why isn't it chasing you?
22:28I don't know, cousin, I'm not guaranteed.
22:30He must have a special connection with animals, right?
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