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Diego sufre una crisis de edad que se acrecienta con los comentarios de sus hijos. Todo el problema tiene su origen en un documental que ven Diego y Santiago acerca del envejecimiento del león y la pérdida del liderazgo en favor de los más jóvenes. Santiago cree que en la raza humana sucede lo mismo y los jóvenes van dando el relevo a los ancianos. Diego empieza a sentirse mayor y le afecta tanto este sentimiento que no tolera cualquier broma referente a la edad o a su físico. Guille y sus amigos invitan a las chicas a jugar a “La botella”. El juego consiste en sentarse alrededor del recipiente y hacerle girar. A los dos primeros que se les pare, entran juntos en un armario oscuro. Teté se pone celosa cuando a Richi, el chico que le gusta, le toca entrar con su amiga Lorena. Desde ese momento Teté convence a Guille para que se ligue a Lorena y así Richi se quede libre para que ella le pueda conquistar. Lucía se marcha a trabajar y deja a su madre encargada de la comida. Cuando llegan del colegio les sorprende una explosión en la cocina. Lucía se acerca alarmada y se encuentra con la olla explotada y todos los garbanzos pegados por las paredes. La profesora teme que le haya pasado algo a su madre, pero cuando la localiza, es Carmen quien le reprocha a Lucía su descuido. Esta situación, unida a varios despistes que su madre ha mostrado últimamente le hacen pensar a que su madre padece algún tipo de demencia senil.
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00:00:00The young lion
00:00:30The African lion
00:00:30I really enjoy watching documentaries with my father
00:00:34He says they're like classes for older kids.
00:00:37The new leader, the young lion
00:00:40Remove the elder from leadership by hand
00:00:42That's the way of life
00:00:44The young people who are making a strong impact
00:00:46They're talking about beasts
00:00:48They are animals
00:00:50That's the same word that says it.
00:00:51In other words, an irrational lion
00:00:52The fate of the old lion from now on
00:00:55It will be like wandering alone through the savanna
00:00:57Waiting for death
00:00:59Like humans
00:01:00Just like humans
00:01:01What nonsense are you talking about?
00:01:03I don't know what nonsense.
00:01:04What do we do with the elderly?
00:01:06We put them in a nursing home.
00:01:07And you play because you can't be stopped
00:01:09Otherwise
00:01:09And we're headed down the same path.
00:01:11So you're giving me this idea
00:01:13I've never thought
00:01:14Whether my father is young or old
00:01:16I remember him from my whole life
00:01:18Equally bald
00:01:19And the same, just like before.
00:01:21I think it's wrong to exclude the elderly.
00:01:37What do you do more people?
00:01:38Because it's not one's fault for being old.
00:01:40No, Diego
00:01:41No
00:01:42We're going downhill.
00:01:43And they know it.
00:01:44They know it
00:01:45So if they don't put you in a care home
00:01:47Tomorrow
00:01:48Consider yourself lucky
00:01:49Dad, I never put you in a nursing home
00:01:52Thank you very much, son.
00:01:53Thank you so much
00:01:54That one no
00:01:55But this
00:01:56This one puts on your diaper.
00:01:58And he sends you to the nursing home
00:01:59You, daddy, calm down
00:02:00Because I'm willing to negotiate anything.
00:02:02A station platform
00:02:07Under the scorching sun
00:02:08You were talking about a skyscraper
00:02:11From the sky of New York
00:02:12Come soon to see the sea
00:02:14And you send a postcard
00:02:16I already knew that day was the end
00:02:19Now I have much more
00:02:22Red, black, stop and even
00:02:26Finally, luck brings an ace
00:02:27And a glass to look through
00:02:29And a wall to hang it on.
00:02:31Seven smiling faces in one ID photo
00:02:34My stories weren't about tales.
00:02:37Made by chance
00:02:40Nobody told me that destiny
00:02:44I was giving this opportunity
00:02:46One plus one equals seven
00:02:50Who would have thought?
00:02:56It was so easy to be happy.
00:02:59Good morning
00:03:10Hello hello
00:03:11Hello, face
00:03:12What's up, old man?
00:03:14What, what, what did you say?
00:03:17Make a face that doesn't...
00:03:18No, no, no, later, later
00:03:20Did you call me old?
00:03:21Do you think that's a respectful way to address your father?
00:03:23Man, Diego, in Argentina they call their parents "old man" and not...
00:03:26In Argentina they can call them whatever they want
00:03:29But we're not in Argentina, we're in Spain.
00:03:30And in Spain, a respectful way to address parents is to call them "dad."
00:03:33Okay?
00:03:33I always call my father by his name
00:03:34Oh, it's not very modern, fan.
00:03:36Hey, Dad, what...
00:03:37Well, it's not like I'm going to call you...
00:03:40Calling you Dad for life, I don't know, it just doesn't fit.
00:03:42I like to call you dad
00:03:43Say yes, son, very good, very good
00:03:45I called my father "father" until he died, okay?
00:03:48And in Spain, from now on, a respectful way to address me is to call me Dad.
00:03:52To the parents, Dad
00:03:53Is that clear?
00:03:54Well, if the shoe fits, wear it.
00:03:56And who wants a young man?
00:03:59With this wonderful bald head we have and these little rolls of fat that have taken us so long and so much effort to get rid of
00:04:04Grandpa, let's go play a game of dominoes
00:04:07Hey, Diego
00:04:10The one who gets offended?
00:04:12Yes, as Eva said, if the shoe fits, wear it.
00:04:14But let me tell you something, Marcos has grown a lot, a lot.
00:04:17It starts with calling your father old, and then you get kicked out of the pack.
00:04:19But what pack?
00:04:20From the pack, from the lion pack, lions travel in packs, the documentaries
00:04:24Let me tell you something, stop watching documentaries and go back to your football, it gave you fewer headaches.
00:04:29Are you having breakfast or what?
00:04:30There are no toasts
00:04:31But did I tell my mother to bring the bread?
00:04:35Very good
00:04:35Oh, hello
00:04:36Hello, mother-in-law
00:04:38Hello
00:04:38Goodbye, mother-in-law
00:04:39Good morning, mother
00:04:40Hello
00:04:40Haven't you brought the bread?
00:04:42I?
00:04:43No no
00:04:43But I told you yesterday, don't you remember?
00:04:46Well, no, no
00:04:46Oh no, I'm late!
00:04:47Is it because I forgot to set my alarm?
00:04:50Oh, we have our heads inside there
00:04:52Mom, I'm going to leave the caps in the fire, okay?
00:04:57Get fresh lips in one hour
00:04:58Mother
00:05:00Yes, yes, yes, daughter
00:05:02Okay, I'm going to work
00:05:03Yeah
00:05:04Look, guys, here's the plan
00:05:06We positioned ourselves on these two sides of the aisle
00:05:08When the donkey arrives, we'll do a crossfire.
00:05:11It's impossible for him to find out who's throwing the water balloons, right?
00:05:14Well, I hope so.
00:05:15Look, Richie
00:05:20I don't know if you know that you were stepping on our water balloon plot and...
00:05:24I have something better.
00:05:26The trunk will be very large and whatever you want.
00:05:33But he's a kid
00:05:34How can we not throw away bottles instead of stealing?
00:05:38Look, Lia, there it is
00:05:39That shirt looks great on him.
00:05:41She's with Lorena's idiot
00:05:43Come on
00:05:45Hello
00:05:48Are you coming to play spin the bottle?
00:05:51To the bottle?
00:05:53Yes of course
00:05:54Why not?
00:05:56Is it the bottle?
00:05:57They have no idea
00:05:58Okay, this is how it is
00:06:00I throw the bottle and whoever catches it is the first one to get in the closet
00:06:04If it's a boy, then the next one has to be a girl, and vice versa, got it?
00:06:08Come on, I think the rule...
00:06:09Mario, what for?
00:06:11Oh, I tell him, what else would it be for?
00:06:12It's going to be silly, huh?
00:06:13An easy kiss or is it going to be a kiss
00:06:14A kiss or whatever happens
00:06:16Sure, right?
00:06:17Come on, let's go, the cat
00:06:28Alba, what have you taken from me, dude?
00:06:31Let it happen, man
00:06:32Let it happen, man
00:06:33Let it arise
00:06:34Me, me, please, me, me
00:06:42That's all I ask, finally.
00:06:44Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:06:50Look how lucky we've been, Lorena
00:06:59Come on, let's see what the husband's like on the inside
00:07:01There?
00:07:07Yes, yes, come in.
00:07:08I'll take you
00:07:09Come on, but nobody's watching.
00:07:19If nobody sees it
00:07:21Can't you see we're giving away husbands here?
00:07:24Place
00:07:24No, come on, come on, yes
00:07:26No, absolutely no...
00:07:28No, but how have you been?
00:07:32Come on, man, tell us
00:07:33Tell us how you've been
00:07:34He went there, huh?
00:07:34But dude, tell us
00:07:36First-class kiss, second-class kiss, or regional kiss?
00:07:38Okay, man, how can I put it?
00:07:39There are little kisses
00:07:40Real kisses
00:07:41And Lorena's bowling
00:07:43Wow, how lucky!
00:07:50Dude, the cane
00:07:51Look, Efe
00:07:52They've opened a bowling alley in the neighborhood
00:07:54I say we could
00:07:55And one day he played a few games there, right?
00:07:56Yes, man
00:07:57What are we doing at a bowling alley?
00:07:58Let's see
00:07:58Ah, excuse me.
00:07:59I forgot that at his age
00:08:01He's not up for that kind of thing anymore.
00:08:01What are you saying, you idiot?
00:08:03What do you say about my age?
00:08:04So, what's wrong with my age?
00:08:05There's no trotting
00:08:06Your mother
00:08:06This guy is an idiot.
00:08:08Like Mark
00:08:09This morning Marcos is going
00:08:10And my old uncle calls me.
00:08:11What do you think?
00:08:12He calls me old.
00:08:13That's normal, Diego.
00:08:14Damn, all the kids say it
00:08:15Mine calls me that too.
00:08:16But they do it without bad intentions.
00:08:18Fuck
00:08:18No, Fiti
00:08:19No, no, no
00:08:20They do it maliciously.
00:08:20I'm telling you.
00:08:21Those guys do it maliciously
00:08:22But no, no
00:08:23That for a son
00:08:24A father has always been the old man
00:08:26It has been the law of life
00:08:27Remember
00:08:28What did we call our parents?
00:08:30What did we call it?
00:08:31The old man?
00:08:32That's right, behind him
00:08:33But you used to call me the old man
00:08:34It's old when the uncle was old
00:08:35So, the guy was walking around with a walking stick.
00:08:36And he was losing his mind a little.
00:08:38Both in the bathroom
00:08:39As on the prostate coast
00:08:40Okay, no, yes, of course
00:08:41But before Uncle got old
00:08:42You were calling the old man
00:08:43And he would hit you like that with his whole hand.
00:08:44It spread all over my face
00:08:44That it creaked you
00:08:45And I will forgive myself
00:08:46But I had ruled you
00:08:47I mean, I don't know if you see the difference.
00:08:48No, man, no
00:08:49That for a son
00:08:50A father is always an old man
00:08:51That's how it's always been.
00:08:53Okay, okay, okay
00:08:54Careful, okay?
00:08:55That was probably how it was before.
00:08:56They arrived very battered
00:08:57But, man, but now
00:08:58Look at us, damn it
00:08:59We're just kids now.
00:09:00You know what?
00:09:01So, before, a 40-year-old guy
00:09:02Well, he was old.
00:09:03He was old
00:09:04But, well, one thing
00:09:05Think a little bit
00:09:05They're not old now.
00:09:06Let's see
00:09:07Who are the uncles?
00:09:07What else do aunts like?
00:09:09Well, the handsome ones
00:09:09The usual suspects
00:09:10Well, the handsome ones, yes.
00:09:11The handsome ones, yes
00:09:11But apart from the handsome ones
00:09:12Well, people who are older
00:09:13I mean, Harrison Ford
00:09:14The St. Connery
00:09:15These people are older
00:09:15Michael Douglas
00:09:17Look at how she is
00:09:18With the z cuts
00:09:18Look at those cheeks!
00:09:20She's so happy
00:09:20Interesting mature men
00:09:22Santi
00:09:22Yes, Santi
00:09:23That the kids now
00:09:23They're softies.
00:09:24Look at us
00:09:25Some strong guys
00:09:27Healthy
00:09:28Well, there
00:09:28Paquillo
00:09:28I have that brochure here.
00:09:30Look, we're going to leave
00:09:31To this bowling alley in the neighborhood
00:09:32And we're going to play some games.
00:09:33That's it, damn it
00:09:34Let's see who the old man is here.
00:09:35Let's see who the old man is.
00:09:36I step on everyone in the closet
00:09:38In a row
00:09:39Let's see who gets the bottle.
00:09:40This nonsense about clothes
00:09:42And all sex, daughter
00:09:43Hey, the whistle
00:09:45Mother!
00:09:51Mother!
00:09:53Mother!
00:09:55Be quiet!
00:09:56But what happened?
00:09:57Who gave mom?
00:09:58I was worried about you
00:09:59Well, you should worry more.
00:09:59Through the house
00:10:00Look, what were you thinking?
00:10:02Leave the pressure cooker on the stove
00:10:03But, for
00:10:04Yes of course
00:10:05I'm sure the two of them were chatting.
00:10:06But Mom, I told you
00:10:08Watch out for the claws
00:10:09No, you didn't tell me anything
00:10:10No, I told you before I left
00:10:11Remove the pot in one hour.
00:10:12No
00:10:13But I don't know what's been wrong with you lately, Mom.
00:10:15You forget everything
00:10:16No, no, you didn't tell me anything
00:10:17You forgot
00:10:17Not me
00:10:18It's your fault, not mine.
00:10:19Can you hear me?
00:10:20You didn't tell me anything
00:10:21Let that be clear
00:10:22No problem
00:10:23She forgets about me and wants to blame me.
00:10:24Clear
00:10:25I'm sure you're thinking
00:10:26I'm senile
00:10:27Ah, that
00:10:28Notice that you like it
00:10:29And now
00:10:29To clean all this
00:10:30This?
00:10:32Are you taking it to the tavern?
00:10:33And what about skewers?
00:10:34With the...
00:10:35Shit
00:10:39Shit
00:10:40Shit
00:10:42Fuck
00:10:45Busy?
00:10:51Marcos, it's me
00:10:52I'm going very fast, I know that
00:10:55I'm not going to see anything I haven't already seen.
00:10:58Look, kid
00:11:00AND...
00:11:02From now on
00:11:02When I'm inside
00:11:04I want you out, okay?
00:11:06Look, girl
00:11:06I remind you that the other day
00:11:07You got in the shower with me.
00:11:08Okay, but that was the other day.
00:11:10Ah, so, when you want to come
00:11:12When I'm not being uptight, right?
00:11:15What's wrong with you?
00:11:16It has a name
00:11:16Heat
00:11:18Guess the second word
00:11:21AND...
00:11:22And lock it next time
00:11:23Destruction
00:11:24What's wrong with her, dude?
00:11:26Raúl
00:11:26What are you doing with a bass guitar in my bathroom?
00:11:30He's giving it to my cousin
00:11:31Isn't that cool?
00:11:32Destruction
00:11:33What do you want it for?
00:11:35That...
00:11:36For the same reason as you, right?
00:11:37To leave with the aunts
00:11:38Oh, no?
00:11:40And with your teacher
00:11:41Because I'm late
00:11:41Otherwise, you
00:11:42About what?
00:11:44Destruction
00:11:45Have
00:11:45I only have
00:11:47I have a piece of chalk
00:11:49Look, Jolly
00:11:50Richie is the one who has to like me.
00:11:51Yes of course
00:11:52Or I
00:11:53Look, try it
00:11:55I think you have a problem
00:11:57The one who went into the closet was Lorena.
00:11:59Of course
00:12:00But why does Lorena let herself be allowed to?
00:12:01And he knows I'm not one to get easy.
00:12:03I have to do something
00:12:06Richie has to be mine, no matter what.
00:12:07Oh, daughter
00:12:08You talk like soap opera characters.
00:12:09Wait, let's see
00:12:10So what's up, man?
00:12:12Do you have the vocabulary or not?
00:12:14And what happened?
00:12:15Well, dude, let's see
00:12:16For...
00:12:17To find out what an aunt is like
00:12:18First you have to give it
00:12:19It's amazing
00:12:21Dude, you're so lucky!
00:12:22I once
00:12:23I don't know if the lips competed
00:12:24But, come on
00:12:26There wasn't even a steak
00:12:26There was nothing.
00:12:27Well, dude, but the thing is
00:12:28Tieté, you don't see it as wrong.
00:12:29But Lorena has done it
00:12:31Hey
00:12:32And why don't you convince Lorena?
00:12:33So she can bring her friends.
00:12:35And shall we play spin the bottle again?
00:12:36That's it, that's it, that's it, man
00:12:37But let's see if we can get our hands on everything this time.
00:12:38Okay, fine
00:12:39I've convinced them all
00:12:40Dude, cool
00:12:40Hey, hey, hey
00:12:41Guys, guys
00:12:41I've got a plan in mind.
00:12:42Better
00:12:43Why don't we go to the park?
00:12:44What have the fairs put on?
00:12:45There are girls there.
00:12:46Hey...
00:12:48Well, no, but...
00:12:50Well, yes
00:12:50Sometime too, right?
00:12:51But, guys
00:12:52They've added new reactions
00:12:54Wait
00:12:56Stay here
00:12:57I'm just getting an idea
00:12:58What's happening?
00:13:04Have they left you alone?
00:13:07Look, Guille
00:13:08Like on this plane
00:13:08You're going to finish them off
00:13:09Playing records at parties
00:13:10And what do you know, you little brat?
00:13:12I know what is obvious
00:13:13Right now, the one who gets the most matches is in charge.
00:13:14No, I already know that.
00:13:15Man
00:13:17If you want, like you helped me once, right?
00:13:19Well
00:13:19I could help you
00:13:21Look
00:13:23You have to stage a coup
00:13:24Yes, Eko
00:13:25By taking away his girlfriend
00:13:27If you go out with Lorena
00:13:28You regain your position
00:13:29That's from Savice.
00:13:30You have to win her over
00:13:32Yeah I know
00:13:33The problem is that I don't like it, Lorena
00:13:35And what does that have to do with anything?
00:13:36Do you want to continue being the leader of the gang?
00:13:38Yes or no?
00:13:40Well, that's it
00:13:40If you want, I can find out what Lorena likes.
00:13:43It helps you seduce her
00:13:45And well, that way we can do it while we're at it.
00:13:46So you're keeping Richie, right?
00:13:51There you go.
00:13:52Well, he forgets the bread.
00:13:57It doesn't set an alarm.
00:13:58She forgets to take the pot off the heat.
00:13:59And it almost alarmed me until tomorrow.
00:14:00Ah, but that just means she must have had a lapse in concentration, woman.
00:14:03He'll have his mind on something else.
00:14:04In the soap opera
00:14:05It's going to drive her crazy
00:14:06No, that's not it, Candela
00:14:07It's like...
00:14:08I don't know, like I'm absent.
00:14:09He's not interested in anything you tell him
00:14:11Since that was this morning
00:14:12How has he gotten into the chickpea thing?
00:14:13Something's wrong.
00:14:14But nothing
00:14:15Don't be a hypochondriac, Lucia, please.
00:14:17Something's wrong.
00:14:18But anyway
00:14:21Your mother is already 70, isn't she?
00:14:23Yeah
00:14:23So it's normal
00:14:24Because at that age, forgetfulness begins.
00:14:26And the nonsense
00:14:27Do you want coffee?
00:14:28What are you saying?
00:14:30Well, honey, I don't know if your mother is senile or not.
00:14:32But he's senile.
00:14:32Now he's got the senile one.
00:14:33I mean, right?
00:14:34Forgive me, Candela
00:14:35But my mother is still not out of her mind
00:14:36No, no, no
00:14:37Look, I'm serious.
00:14:38Look, Aunt Enriqueta, the one from Citi
00:14:40It all started with him forgetting to buy bread
00:14:42And he ended up talking to God on the phone.
00:14:43But not what it marked
00:14:44I mean, some phone bills
00:14:45Candela, for you?
00:14:46God, don't make tomatoes that mess everything up?
00:14:48Well, it turned out to be senile dementia.
00:14:49Lack of watering, you see.
00:14:50That's normal
00:14:51People who gradually lose their abilities over time
00:14:54It's sad, obviously.
00:14:55But what's even sadder is seeing your children lose it.
00:14:58As in the case of Raúl
00:15:00What is it, look at that
00:15:00That she copied your daughter Eva's exam
00:15:02And he hasn't even made sure he has the same questions
00:15:04But do you think my mother has senile dementia?
00:15:09No, woman
00:15:10He's going to have senile dementia
00:15:11Your mother, what nonsense.
00:15:12Anyway, I'd get her tested just to put my mind at ease, okay?
00:15:16A test
00:15:16A test of what?
00:15:18Don't make that face like you're going to die.
00:15:20It's a simple test
00:15:21Fernando gave it to us for Aunt Enriqueta when she started talking to God
00:15:24And it's going very well.
00:15:25But we can't give my mother a test.
00:15:26She's not stupid
00:15:26Unless we tell him we're giving him a test
00:15:28She's giving us a hard time, I know her.
00:15:30And if you know her
00:15:30Well, the sooner I started the medication, the better I looked.
00:15:33The medication? What medication?
00:15:40Rapier?
00:15:41They've fumigated it
00:15:41Hey, they disinfected it because of the previous users.
00:15:45Why haven't I been able to put on my shoe?
00:15:47Why do I have to change my shoes?
00:15:49Why are you ruining the park with those shoes?
00:15:51If this were the prince's house
00:15:52Well, let's have a chamois.
00:15:54And while we're at it, we polish it up.
00:15:55Okay, what should they put on for us?
00:16:08Come on, it's your turn
00:16:08Yeah
00:16:09Hey, how's it going?
00:16:12Hey, how's it going?
00:16:13Do you make it for children?
00:16:16Let's see if he has Vaseline there or something for...
00:16:18No, change the ball
00:16:19There's something else that might be bigger, right?
00:16:21Charny, it's true that...
00:16:23Come on, let's go.
00:16:24Let's begin, come on.
00:16:26I'm going to take the position.
00:16:29Come on, eh.
00:16:30There, with the ground.
00:16:32The ground's fine, huh.
00:16:34Okay, that's enough.
00:16:35Oh, that's too bad!
00:16:36They've stained me, Leste!
00:16:37You stupid, idiotic fool!
00:16:39Come on, let go of your finger, let go of your finger!
00:16:42Go ahead, throw away whatever you want.
00:16:42Come on, come on, now.
00:16:44Come on.
00:16:45Well, well.
00:16:46Thank you.
00:16:47Very good.
00:16:49Tito, Tito, Tito.
00:16:56We've got to meet up now, cousin, right?
00:16:58What's going on? So, what's so funny about this, huh?
00:17:01That you find so funny.
00:17:02But what are you doing here, man?
00:17:03This is for young people, damn it.
00:17:04What do you mean, "for young people"?
00:17:05Okay, where's that sign that says 'for young people only'?
00:17:08I haven't seen it, have I?
00:17:08Besides, who said we're not young?
00:17:10Know?
00:17:11Because to play this game you need a little bit of...
00:17:13That?
00:17:14It's a bit about being in shape.
00:17:15Sure, that's right.
00:17:15Know?
00:17:15Dignity, huh?
00:17:16For dignity.
00:17:18I don't know if you understand me, what?
00:17:19Look, why do you understand it?
00:17:21Diego, my son.
00:17:22Well, he's in, huh?
00:17:24I mean, son.
00:17:31Daba!
00:17:32Yeah!
00:17:34Look, fillies, fillies.
00:17:35You couldn't even handle the ball.
00:17:36But I won't even repeat it.
00:17:37Come on, come on, respect it again.
00:17:39Come on, nothing, nothing.
00:17:40This is starting to cost money.
00:17:41It's a show, Diego.
00:17:42Know?
00:17:42Know?
00:17:43Look, take a look.
00:17:43I don't want to withdraw the money now.
00:17:44Okay, nobody cares about your ass.
00:17:46Look there.
00:17:47Look there.
00:17:48She won't be a bit of a chicken, will she?
00:17:50Papapapa!
00:17:51Papapapa!
00:17:52Dad!
00:17:56Pintañarda.
00:17:56Silly llama!
00:17:57A game.
00:17:58A game with €50 is a win-win situation, okay?
00:18:00A sum of €100.
00:18:01€100?
00:18:01100?
00:18:02€200
00:18:03€200?
00:18:03€200?
00:18:04But it's like this, it's not like this, man, I have to go for you, well, do it now, come on, let's go, come on, right now, come on, come on, let's go, right now, no, damn it, they're going to ruin us, we have to have a little bit, that's not it, yes, of course, well, now, now, not now, because we have to, we have, I mean, we have a lot of time, we've been here a long time, and we have, we're tired and we have to go, but, on Friday, on Friday, okay? 200 euros whoever wins, 200 euros on Friday, 200 euros on Friday, 200 euros on Friday, look, it costs so much, yes,
00:18:34Are you sleeping there? No, my sister sleeps there, I sleep here.
00:18:38Oh, hey, thanks for inviting me, I thought you didn't like me
00:18:43Oh, but as you say, she's a woman, Yoli and I wanted to be better friends with you, right Yoli?
00:18:51You? How beautiful! There we were at my house in Barcelona, how cool!
00:18:55What? You want us to put on some music? Okay
00:19:01Do you like it, Bisbal?
00:19:02You're going to laugh, I like Alex Ubago, because I think lyrics have to say something
00:19:08Sure, sure, man, take note
00:19:11Ubago, it's me, with a V
00:19:12Lorena, look, let me show you my clothes
00:19:18Wow, so many clothes!
00:19:24Yeah
00:19:24I love this shirt
00:19:27Oh, hey, well, if you want I'll let you have it, okay?
00:19:29Tete, you've never let me borrow that shirt, even though I've asked you a hundred times.
00:19:33Yoli, in more jealous clothes
00:19:34This is for an emergency.
00:19:36And, Lorena, what kind of guys do you like?
00:19:40The boys?
00:19:41Well, I don't know, they're the ones that make me laugh a lot.
00:19:44And what about clothes and stuff, right?
00:19:46Well, as for clothes, I really like them when they wear jeans, like that.
00:19:51Damn, jeans will definitely make her laugh.
00:19:54Well, Lorena, speaking of boys, I have to tell you something
00:20:00I don't know if I should tell you.
00:20:03I'm not going to tell you, but this stays between us, okay?
00:20:06Okay, okay
00:20:07It's Guille
00:20:09He says that...
00:20:12He's dying to meet you and know what you think.
00:20:16He says he'd kiss you until your lips wore out.
00:20:21But of course, Richie's kissing is amazing.
00:20:23Well, the poor guy is having such a hard time
00:20:25Oh, God
00:20:27Poor thing, I don't know
00:20:29I didn't know.
00:20:32He had never said anything to me.
00:20:33I hadn't even noticed.
00:20:35Yeah, Guille isn't what he seems
00:20:37If you come here saying that Carita told me she's dying to hug you
00:20:40And that the truth is so strong
00:20:41Oh really?
00:20:42Yeah
00:20:43Well, to me...
00:20:47A bit...
00:20:48I like it too
00:20:49Oh, really
00:20:51I thought he was a bit of a rascal, but...
00:20:56But don't say anything
00:20:56No, no, nothing, nothing
00:20:58Tell me, tell me
00:21:03You're a good actor
00:21:04Well, it depends on what the spectators are going to see, right?
00:21:07But come on, don't ramble on.
00:21:08That scene comes out in half an hour, start studying it.
00:21:11Oh please, change out of that tracksuit and put on some jeans.
00:21:13But what's wrong with this tracksuit?
00:21:16Here it comes
00:21:16Key questions to detect dementia
00:21:18First, personal hygiene
00:21:20We'll have to see if he sings to Lerón
00:21:22Second, sexual appetite
00:21:24We need to see if the woman has her...
00:21:25Well, there's no need to go into details, Candela.
00:21:26Yeah
00:21:27Well, it says it very clearly here, right?
00:21:28A marked increase in sexual appetite and exhibitionism is frequently observed.
00:21:32It was your mother who went to the bakery naked the other day.
00:21:35Candela, would you please skip that?
00:21:37Okay, another test
00:21:38Three, mental agility
00:21:39We'll have to see how her head is doing with depression.
00:21:41No, leave it.
00:21:42Never mind, leave it, leave it, leave it
00:21:43Don't continue, it's not going to work.
00:21:44I know my mother, and she'll find out.
00:21:46How could it not work, woman?
00:21:47Leave it, Candela, really
00:21:48You're not going to leave me now, are you?
00:21:49Because he's going to realize it, it's pointless that we're doing this.
00:21:51And if you stay calm, so what?
00:21:54Hey, I'll come here with you, okay?
00:21:55Go out with your friends
00:21:56There's no one in the room to study.
00:21:58No
00:21:58No, because...
00:22:01We had a...
00:22:04One thing to unclog pipes
00:22:06And we've been told that the gases are toxic.
00:22:08They can cause headaches and eye pain
00:22:09That's terrible, so after we get out of here, right?
00:22:11Side effects, yes, let's go
00:22:12Well
00:22:14Come on
00:22:15Hey, you guys are acting really weird, aren't you?
00:22:18What are you taking?
00:22:20That is
00:22:21Okay
00:22:21Hello hello
00:22:23Hello
00:22:23Oh, what a surprise!
00:22:25We have a visitor
00:22:27Hello
00:22:27Oh, Carmen, how are you?
00:22:30I passed by the shop where they were making carrot cakes.
00:22:33And I said I'm going to buy a piece
00:22:34And let Carmen make us some coffee.
00:22:35And we have a laugh
00:22:37Look how curious
00:22:38An orange cake
00:22:40Of course, it's a carrot.
00:22:42Okay, what?
00:22:45It barely tastes like orange.
00:22:46No, of course, it's because it's a carrot.
00:22:47Okay, so what?
00:22:48So how is it going to taste like orange?
00:22:49No, the teaspoons
00:22:50It's awful.
00:22:52It's terrible, let's do that
00:22:54I loved her too, and now at a moment
00:22:55Daughter
00:22:56Well
00:22:59Yeah
00:23:00Thank you
00:23:02Well
00:23:03It's been a while since we had a coffee together, hasn't it?
00:23:06At least since...
00:23:09What month is it?
00:23:12That
00:23:13What month is it, Carmen?
00:23:14Mom, what month is it?
00:23:18March?
00:23:19Oh, daughters, for God's sake
00:23:21How's your head?
00:23:26Look, summer is practically upon us.
00:23:28Are you planning to go to a nudist beach, Carmen?
00:23:30Panela
00:23:31Hey, look at that blunder, huh?
00:23:35With the whole thing about months and all that
00:23:36I'm going to have to buy
00:23:37A...
00:23:38A ca...
00:23:40These things that the days, the week, the months have
00:23:43Lime...
00:23:43Lime...
00:23:43I'm going to buy each of you a little planner and a calendar.
00:23:50Because I can see you all forget everything.
00:23:52Well, everything, everything, everything, no
00:23:54But almost everything
00:23:56By the way, I need to buy bread, I can't forget.
00:23:58Where can I buy bread now?
00:24:01Bread
00:24:01Bread
00:24:02Plan?
00:24:04But what are you trying to do?
00:24:05Going out partying tonight?
00:24:08Of course, my daughters
00:24:08You're getting dumber and dumber.
00:24:10Besides, what?
00:24:11Well, by napkins
00:24:12Because we don't have napkins either.
00:24:14Chick
00:24:15The irrigation is fantastic.
00:24:17But she's deaf with a rapa
00:24:18But a lot
00:24:21Okay, come on, you know everything
00:24:25Someone
00:24:26That this irrigation is not about to arrive
00:24:27Yes, you know what happens?
00:24:28It's like you're writing in Aramaic.
00:24:30Let's see, what does it say here?
00:24:31Let's see
00:24:31First
00:24:31She likes guys who make her laugh.
00:24:33Come on, I'm leaving
00:24:35Okay, here you go.
00:24:36I have to go
00:24:36No, not yet, but no
00:24:37We do one thing
00:24:39I stand behind the window
00:24:40And what do I know, I'll just replace it for you.
00:24:41Okay, good luck
00:24:42Okay?
00:24:44See you later
00:24:44Okay, see you tomorrow, alright?
00:24:48Oh, hi, Guille
00:24:49Hello
00:24:50How are you?
00:24:52Good
00:24:53It's me
00:24:56What are you doing?
00:25:00The thing is
00:25:00I wanted to tell you a joke here
00:25:03By the light of the lantern
00:25:04Maria de la O says
00:25:06Hey?
00:25:07Oh no, you didn't find that funny, did you?
00:25:11Wedge, it's the one I chose
00:25:17Thank you, that's what you are.
00:25:20Well, I have to go home now.
00:25:24Know?
00:25:26Hey, I just bought the latest Alex Udago book
00:25:28Oh really?
00:25:29Me too
00:25:30Oh, I know all his songs
00:25:32I didn't know you liked it too
00:25:34Well, he's my favorite from Operación Triunfo.
00:25:37But, low, it's been so long.
00:25:38If it's not a shame, it's a triumph.
00:25:39Well, it does look very similar.
00:25:41Come on
00:25:42Is something wrong?
00:25:49Hey, look, you'll see
00:25:52I've wanted to tell you for a long time that...
00:25:54Yeah, me too.
00:25:55I had noticed you a while ago, but...
00:25:59I'm ashamed
00:26:00Hey, you look very pretty, Lorena
00:26:06That rhymes with Nena and Morena
00:26:10Are you a poet?
00:26:12Like Alex Udago
00:26:13Well, yes, in my free time, right?
00:26:15But I was thinking about Richie, wasn't I?
00:26:17And, well, of course, like you and Richie, you know...
00:26:22Me too...
00:26:23Come on, because you and Richie are...
00:26:27Well, if that's going to be a problem
00:26:29Look, I have to go home now, but...
00:26:33We'll talk again tomorrow, okay?
00:26:36Let's see
00:26:37Okay, see you tomorrow.
00:26:43Bye
00:26:45Chain C
00:26:58Iñaki, captain
00:27:03This very delicate triangle is thus drawn for a subject that, moreover, certainly exceeds any possibility of this triangle
00:27:11The point is that...
00:27:11But seriously, are these crazy kids or what?
00:27:14What's that?
00:27:17Is that you?
00:27:17No, that's how it is right now, isn't it?
00:27:19What happens very soon?
00:27:23Mother?
00:27:24Mother?
00:27:25Mother?
00:27:26Mother?
00:27:27Mother?
00:27:27Mother?
00:27:28Mother?
00:27:28Mother?
00:27:28Mother?
00:27:29Mother?
00:27:30That?
00:27:31What's your problem with scaring me?
00:27:32Are we already finding it difficult to accept this?
00:27:34Don't you realize how loud your radio is?
00:27:36Did you wake us all up?
00:27:37Are you going to drive us crazy?
00:27:38Which radio station?
00:27:39Is it high?
00:27:41Well, nothing much.
00:27:41No problem
00:27:42Down below
00:27:43Okay, don't go there with what I'm suggesting.
00:27:45That it doesn't work out and it's always worth it
00:27:46But it's okay if you tell me I already have it.
00:27:47I won't even be able to speak in this house
00:27:51Clear
00:27:51Mom, what can we talk about?
00:27:53Listen to me
00:27:53That?
00:27:54It's not a matter of you not being able to speak
00:27:55It's a matter of the volume you have
00:27:57That's not normal
00:27:58Okay, give Iñaki a hard time, right?
00:28:02Good morning
00:28:03Hello good
00:28:04Hey, what?
00:28:05Have you remembered the word yet?
00:28:08That?
00:28:08Heat
00:28:09Heat, what was it called?
00:28:10Well, look, I have a really good one for you.
00:28:12Her name is Gili
00:28:12What's it worth, Gili?
00:28:14Well, look, his...
00:28:15To the living room
00:28:15To the living room
00:28:16Let's talk in the living room
00:28:17Let's talk
00:28:18Breakfast, right?
00:28:21Okay, so what?
00:28:22Poet of love
00:28:23Did you get your appointment with Lorena, yes or no?
00:28:24Man, of course
00:28:25Come on, what's the girl going to prepare for you?
00:28:28I had counted this day
00:28:29It'll only take a moment
00:28:30No, it's just that...
00:28:31I'm freezing
00:28:32I have things I don't do
00:28:33On time for everything
00:28:34Okay, sit down
00:28:35Look
00:28:35Mom, I think you're losing your hearing a little.
00:28:38That?
00:28:40Look, daughter
00:28:41Unless you speak in a normal tone
00:28:42The thing is...
00:28:43I just don't understand anything
00:28:44It's not that you don't understand me, Mom
00:28:45The problem is that you can't hear me.
00:28:47Everything that has happened these days
00:28:48The chickpea thing
00:28:50The bread
00:28:50They're not oversights
00:28:52It's much simpler than all that.
00:28:53You can't hear me very well.
00:28:55You're a tad...
00:28:58Deaf
00:28:58Me, fat?
00:29:01We'll have to see if you'll be the same when you reach my age.
00:29:02Not fat, Mom
00:29:04Deaf
00:29:05Deaf
00:29:07Deaf me
00:29:08Look
00:29:09Daughter, I've always heard well
00:29:10But that's great!
00:29:11Yes, yes
00:29:11I'm not telling you that.
00:29:12But it gets lost a little with age.
00:29:14And it happens to everyone
00:29:14No...
00:29:15Look, daughter
00:29:15I am like a rose
00:29:16I am not your thing
00:29:17Look, Mom
00:29:19That?
00:29:19You should get yourself checked out
00:29:21Just a review, nothing more
00:29:23That's all
00:29:24I think the one who should go
00:29:25to have it checked
00:29:26It's you
00:29:27Because you're stressed, Lucia
00:29:29You're hysterical
00:29:30I see you
00:29:31Nervous
00:29:32That's how I see you
00:29:33Well, let's see who can explain it to me.
00:29:37The character of the go-between
00:29:38Rooms
00:29:43Come on, I want to see you there
00:29:49Damn, miss
00:29:53And besides, I knew it so well
00:29:54I mean
00:29:54I was going to do an exhibition here
00:29:56But don't worry
00:29:57Rooms
00:29:57Because that well of erudition
00:29:58It will be the first thing we see tomorrow
00:29:59You have been warned
00:30:00Hey
00:30:01Remember that this afternoon
00:30:02We deliver to the entire bowling alley.
00:30:04Okay?
00:30:05So you go there with your little guitar.
00:30:07You're a bit of a liar.
00:30:08What's up with that bowling alley?
00:30:09Nothing
00:30:09That's our highway
00:30:11Towards money
00:30:11The easy life
00:30:12No, that's not it either.
00:30:13It's a bit silly.
00:30:14What the hell is that nonsense, dude?
00:30:16I've been thinking about it.
00:30:17Okay?
00:30:17We bet 200 euros
00:30:18No?
00:30:19What is 200 euros?
00:30:19No, it isn't either.
00:30:21I have no idea.
00:30:21Because that way together
00:30:22I've never seen them.
00:30:23Well, that's shit, man.
00:30:24A pittance
00:30:25When can they be taken out?
00:30:25400, 500, 2,000
00:30:27Okay, okay
00:30:28600
00:30:28In other words, the figure is 600
00:30:30That your parents
00:30:31They're going to give you 600 euros
00:30:32Well yes
00:30:33Are you all crazy?
00:30:34Well, Santiago's here too, you know?
00:30:36Santiago, of course
00:30:37Very generous
00:30:38How Portuguese you are
00:30:39We've got them made easy, auntie
00:30:42We've got them made for us.
00:30:43Man, look
00:30:44The parents
00:30:45If they are
00:30:46They are like a bull
00:30:48Okay?
00:30:48In other words, the parents
00:30:49They are like a bull
00:30:50In other words, we have to provoke them.
00:30:51Okay?
00:30:51In other words, he's planting the flag on them.
00:30:52To annoy them
00:30:53And the more annoyed they get
00:30:54They think less.
00:30:55And the less they think about it, the less they think about it.
00:30:56They are easier to manage.
00:30:57Hey?
00:30:58Remember how they reacted
00:30:59Holy shit, the plan is perfect.
00:31:00A log, but
00:31:00He's a bit of a bullfighter.
00:31:01And what exactly is it like?
00:31:03How does the story continue?
00:31:04Well, the picador
00:31:05Know?
00:31:05What it does is sting.
00:31:06Okay?
00:31:07Pica
00:31:07Know?
00:31:08Yeah
00:31:09I mean, look
00:31:10Today, as soon as I wake up
00:31:11Okay?
00:31:11Hey, I see my father
00:31:13Your cardboard cutouts are starting to show.
00:31:15Hey, Dad?
00:31:16That's it, that's it
00:31:17They've already tricked him.
00:31:17And then you begin
00:31:18Are you not a kid anymore?
00:31:20Where are you going in jeans?
00:31:22Crocodile belts
00:31:23That's it, man.
00:31:24Attacked
00:31:24Hysterical, you know?
00:31:25Because I start to get drunk
00:31:26The Tiger's Eye
00:31:27The one that gets like this
00:31:28As an eccentric, you know?
00:31:30And I've got it, man.
00:31:31And you with yours too.
00:31:31Alright
00:31:32The thing is
00:31:33I also don't think our parents
00:31:34Be so stupid
00:31:35It's enough to make you really angry, isn't it?
00:31:36So...
00:31:37Man, very clever, very clever
00:31:38It's not like they are, you know?
00:31:39Ah, my fucking skull!
00:31:41We have to win that game no matter what.
00:31:42Not even the pine tree would do me.
00:31:44That won't cost me 200 euros
00:31:45Well, it doesn't work.
00:31:46My son is a fool
00:31:48And he tells me today
00:31:48My cardboard is showing.
00:31:49Hey, I got a haircut
00:31:50But you can't see my cardboard.
00:31:52Man
00:31:52Your crown is getting a little lighter.
00:31:54Like me
00:31:54What about me, you bastard?
00:31:56But you've been bald for 30 years
00:31:58Let's see
00:31:59Listen to me
00:31:59That baldness is an anecdotal thing
00:32:00So, I was 20 years old
00:32:02I've already started losing a little bit of hair
00:32:03A bit
00:32:04But I was just a kid.
00:32:05He was like a young lad
00:32:05Then he goes and tells me
00:32:06I'm too old now.
00:32:07To wear with jeans
00:32:08Damn, Diego
00:32:09This is a matter of respect.
00:32:10Damn, and dignity too.
00:32:11Yes, yes, yes
00:32:12Please, let's not go overboard.
00:32:13Damn it, they're our children
00:32:14And all in all, it's just a game of bowling.
00:32:15A game of bowling
00:32:16No, Diego
00:32:17Diego, please
00:32:18I mean, it's that
00:32:19Let's see
00:32:19A father is sacred to his son, damn it.
00:32:21And today they beat you at this.
00:32:23And that's it.
00:32:24This is the beginning of the end, damn it!
00:32:25Because they already think they do
00:32:29We're finished, damn it
00:32:30Today is a bowling game
00:32:32And tomorrow
00:32:33What about tomorrow?
00:32:34The butane canister
00:32:35What do you say about the butane canister?
00:32:38What does the butane canister have to do with it?
00:32:39A lot, a lot has to do with it
00:32:40So, who changes the butane gas cylinder at your house?
00:32:43Hey?
00:32:43Your wife?
00:32:44Your son?
00:32:45No
00:32:45Are you changing it?
00:32:46Because?
00:32:47Because you're the man of the house
00:32:48The one who has the strength
00:32:49There
00:32:49I'm going to tell you something
00:32:50The day your son changes the butane gas cylinder at your house
00:32:52You're screwed.
00:32:54Right there, right there
00:32:55The young people are at home, please.
00:32:57Hoping we don't take care of them
00:32:59To get us out of the way
00:33:00And give us the zap
00:33:01We have to save that game somehow.
00:33:03Okay, fine, good
00:33:03Okay, calm down.
00:33:04And let's think about it for a little while
00:33:06Let's think for a bit
00:33:06Okay, so what do we do?
00:33:08Because I don't want to remember
00:33:09Yesterday's event
00:33:10And I'm not saying that because of the tomato.
00:33:11And the socks
00:33:12I'm not saying this because...
00:33:13The pins must be brought in with the ball
00:33:14With the ball
00:33:15Not with your head, Santi
00:33:16You can't bring the bowling pins down with your head
00:33:17He's right, he's right.
00:33:18Santi
00:33:18It's going to be complicated.
00:33:20Especially because of one thing
00:33:21Because they're 17 years old, damn it.
00:33:25So what do we do?
00:33:25Okay, Santi
00:33:26What do we do?
00:33:26What the hell do we do?
00:33:27Well, don't let us
00:33:28Don't leave us, damn it!
00:33:29Train
00:33:31Train
00:33:31Getting in shape
00:33:32Getting in shape
00:33:33To catch the muscular bull
00:33:35Okay, okay
00:33:36Furthermore, what has been our motto?
00:33:37For as long as anyone can remember?
00:33:38Fuck
00:33:38We are the bulls of Santa Justa
00:33:40Hey?
00:33:41What are we?
00:33:42The bulls of Santa Justa
00:33:43The bulls of Santa Justa
00:33:44The bulls
00:33:45What are we?
00:33:45Could it be that he has a little earwax in his ear?
00:33:54And it's blocking it
00:33:55No, she's deaf.
00:33:56But like a wall
00:33:57Shh!
00:33:57Callus
00:33:58Come on, see
00:33:58Come on, say something to him.
00:34:00You'll see, he won't understand a thing.
00:34:01When you mess with me, you'll see.
00:34:03Hey?
00:34:04Look, look
00:34:04Listen to me and pay attention
00:34:06Okay?
00:34:06Old!
00:34:12Old!
00:34:14Old!
00:34:16Old!
00:34:18Old!
00:34:20Old!
00:34:22Old!
00:34:23That you were there
00:34:24My goodness, what a cough, Santiago, huh?
00:34:28Isn't that real fear?
00:34:31You are left afraid
00:34:32With that hair
00:34:33Like a witch!
00:34:35Witch!
00:34:36And that face of...
00:34:40Uma pasa!
00:34:44Grandmother!
00:34:46Grandmother!
00:34:46That?
00:34:47I need your help because...
00:34:49Did you help or what?
00:34:52I need your help
00:34:53Is something wrong?
00:34:56Guille, you're very witty today, aren't you?
00:34:58Let's see if you're the same at school
00:34:59Show some respect, man.
00:35:00A little respect for older people
00:35:02Yes, we're in bad shape, gentlemen.
00:35:03You respect nothing.
00:35:04Donkey!
00:35:05Come with the men
00:35:06Donkey!
00:35:10Mother!
00:35:13Mother!
00:35:14That?
00:35:16You need to see a specialist
00:35:17You can't hear well
00:35:18Here we go again with that nonsense about not being able to hear properly
00:35:21Perfectly
00:35:23Mother
00:35:25That?
00:35:27Everyone knows it
00:35:28That the children tease you because you can't hear well
00:35:30That Guille and Santiago were laughing at you
00:35:33You haven't even noticed, Mom
00:35:34They were laughing at me
00:35:36And you think I didn't know?
00:35:39Do you really think that...
00:35:41I haven't heard them from the beginning
00:35:44Well, I didn't go in, of course.
00:35:46For not entering
00:35:47Because...
00:35:48Because I was in a good mood
00:35:49That's how they caught me
00:35:50Good
00:35:51Okay guys, tomorrow I want all your work here on the table
00:36:07By the way, Bellido
00:36:08If you don't mind
00:36:09I wouldn't want to see another essay on my desk about what your dog Amelio eats.
00:36:13Hey man, I talked to my brother and he's letting me use the storage room where he throws parties.
00:36:19Come on, I'll talk to Lorena and I'm sure all her friends will come.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Richi
00:36:23Can we talk for a moment?
00:36:25Let's see, go for it
00:36:25Goodbye, uncle
00:36:27Dude, they're getting booked up for later, I guess.
00:36:29How are things with the girls? Is there something going on or not?
00:36:45That...
00:36:45He left me
00:36:46What are you talking about, dude? What about her friends?
00:36:52It has to be because of someone else.
00:36:53God, who will be the pig?
00:36:55Am I the problem?
00:37:02You?
00:37:05Yes, well, and...
00:37:07And I think if she dumped you it's because she doesn't want to waste her time with...
00:37:12With Chulo!
00:37:14Look kid, you untie the rope, okay?
00:37:16You won't end up like that!
00:37:25Trichi, don't worry, look, if it doesn't suit you, I won't make you a different style.
00:37:31Okay, okay, okay, what's up, man? Did you arrange to meet her there?
00:37:35And they don't tell us anything, dude, what's going on? Are we not your friends anymore or what?
00:37:37Hey man, what did you do? What about his steak or...?
00:37:39Steak, lads
00:37:42What you should care about is that Lorena's friends go where she goes.
00:37:45And well, yes
00:37:46I'm meeting her this afternoon, so...
00:37:50Look what I can report, you know!
00:37:51Yes, yes, yes!
00:37:52You're a real piece of work!
00:37:54He's a kid, you know, look
00:37:55Now to get pregnant, look
00:37:56Oh dear, oh dear!
00:37:58Be careful, have chants
00:38:00And put this on.
00:38:01Oh, what, what, what!
00:38:03All the money, man!
00:38:04Pull this up!
00:38:04It's for this, rotating, tying!
00:38:05Oh, I don't think it's...
00:38:07It's for the rumblings
00:38:07Come on, what are you watching?
00:38:09Look, I've got everything
00:38:10Everything for the body, man
00:38:12For muscle development, uh
00:38:13Oh, bye!
00:38:16Come on, let's go, let's go
00:38:21I climbed all the way to the top!
00:38:26The colatino has become fashionable!
00:38:29You're sure?
00:38:30For bowling
00:38:31Already
00:38:31This needs to be done
00:38:32Screw you all!
00:38:33We need to hit rock bottom
00:38:34Man!
00:38:34Go deep, go deep, not like you!
00:38:36He's in a bad mood!
00:38:44God
00:38:44See you!
00:38:45See you!
00:38:45Mommy!
00:38:49Hundred!
00:38:49Hundred!
00:38:50Hundred!
00:38:50No way!
00:38:50Hundred!
00:38:51Yes, I've done it!
00:38:52Hundred!
00:38:52No, fuck it!
00:38:52I've done one hundred!
00:38:53Viti, I've done one hundred!
00:38:54I've done one hundred!
00:38:54Hundred!
00:38:55Hundred!
00:38:55Hey!
00:39:04Oh!
00:39:05Wow, look at that shovel!
00:39:07Yes, yes, yes
00:39:08Everything's fucked up!
00:39:08It's worth watching!
00:39:10Jump!
00:39:11Mister!
00:39:12You'll be amazed!
00:39:13You too!
00:39:16Brrr!
00:39:17Brrr!
00:39:18What's happening?
00:39:22Hey, the incense is actually at the end of the street.
00:39:25Show some respect, guys.
00:39:27I hope I don't get confused.
00:39:29Hey, Fiti, look at my father's dew.
00:39:33How funny, how funny.
00:39:36Give me a bigger one, Fiti.
00:39:38Do me a favor, give me a bigger one.
00:39:42Be careful, hold on.
00:39:44Careful.
00:39:46Okay, okay.
00:39:48What's happening?
00:39:50Give me more, Fiti, give me more.
00:39:52Give me more, Fiti.
00:39:54Give me more.
00:39:56Give me more.
00:39:58Give me the cushioning.
00:40:00Match it, match it.
00:40:02Match it, match it.
00:40:04Okay, fine.
00:40:06Dale.
00:40:08That?
00:40:10Those weights aren't for aerobics, girls.
00:40:12Those weights.
00:40:14Hey, if you want, since I'm swearing it, we can raise the bet to 150 euros.
00:40:18It's something like that.
00:40:19300 euros.
00:40:20300.
00:40:21300.
00:40:22300.
00:40:23300.
00:40:24300.
00:40:25300.
00:40:26300.
00:40:27300.
00:40:28300.
00:40:29300.
00:40:30300.
00:40:31300.
00:40:32300.
00:40:33300.
00:40:34300.
00:40:35300.
00:40:36300.
00:40:37300.
00:40:38300.
00:40:39300.
00:40:40300.
00:40:41300.
00:40:42300.
00:40:43300.
00:40:44300.
00:40:45300.
00:40:46300.
00:40:47300.
00:40:48300.
00:40:49300.
00:40:50300.
00:40:51300.
00:40:52300.
00:40:53300.
00:40:54300.
00:40:55300.
00:40:56300.
00:40:57300.
00:40:58300.
00:40:59300.
00:41:00300.
00:41:01300.
00:41:02300.
00:41:03300.
00:41:04300.
00:41:05300.
00:41:06300.
00:41:07300.
00:41:08300.
00:41:09300.
00:41:10It's so cold.
00:41:13Brilliant.
00:41:22Tate, I'd like you to help me with another little thing.
00:41:26In it...
00:41:27In the kiss.
00:41:29What do you mean, in the kiss?
00:41:31Yes, well, I've never given a kiss.
00:41:33A real kiss, huh?
00:41:34And I don't want you to notice, Lorena.
00:41:37Why not?
00:41:38I don't know, Maritere, you're so slow, aren't you?
00:41:40Lorena has been with Richie, just like you.
00:41:42And as soon as you don't stay, or worse than him, well, he'll leave me.
00:41:44Already.
00:41:45And could it be that you're starting to like Lorena, you rascal?
00:41:47Why am I starting to like it?
00:41:49Come on.
00:41:49Okay, go ahead.
00:41:52But pay attention because I'm only going to do it once.
00:41:54Okay?
00:41:55Look, you have to look at yourself in front of her, like this with your eyes closed.
00:41:57Don't stare at her like an owl, because it looks awful.
00:42:00You don't.
00:42:01So.
00:42:02You approach slowly, turning your head so your noses don't bump.
00:42:05Then, you put your lips together, turn your head, and that's it.
00:42:11Yeah, man, easy, man.
00:42:12No, no, yes.
00:42:13The theory is very good, isn't it?
00:42:14The problem is practice.
00:42:16Come on, please, breastfeed me, help me.
00:42:19What's up, kid?
00:42:20That's bullshit, man.
00:42:21I wouldn't kiss you again, not even if I were crazy.
00:42:23Look, kisses are just for consent, right?
00:42:25The first one you find around.
00:42:26But Maritere, you're so silly, aren't you?
00:42:27But look, yes.
00:42:29For me, giving you a kiss is like when Boliche picks up his dog's poop.
00:42:32It's disgusting.
00:42:33But he won't have to.
00:42:35Well, practice with Boliche's dog, right?
00:42:37Already.
00:42:39The problem is that if Loriana leaves me, I'll look like a fool in front of my colleagues.
00:42:44But you're left without Richie.
00:42:47So remember, we both have a lot at stake.
00:42:53Okay, fine.
00:42:55Like picking up Boliche's dog poop.
00:42:57Yes, let's see.
00:42:57How disgusting, right?
00:43:06But who could possibly like this?
00:43:07Well, just so you know, I'm a phenomenal kisser.
00:43:09You'll see when I don't trick you into kissing Lorena's big mouth.
00:43:16Can you tell me what illness you have now contracted?
00:43:19It's interesting to see what your habit is of going to the doctor's office.
00:43:23Hello good.
00:43:23Daughter, you're definitely going to brighten the doctor's day.
00:43:35Because she must be the youngest patient to have come through here in the last 30 years.
00:43:40Hey, Fili!
00:43:42What a joy to see you!
00:43:44How long!
00:43:45Hello.
00:43:46How are you?
00:43:47How are you all doing?
00:43:48How's the granddaughter?
00:43:49We haven't sold it yet.
00:43:52Ah!
00:43:53Oh, that's great!
00:43:55Already at university.
00:43:56No, believe it.
00:43:57We have it completely agreed upon.
00:44:00Fili, darling.
00:44:02He's asking you about the granddaughter.
00:44:04Not because of the floor.
00:44:05Ah, for the granddaughter.
00:44:07Very nice!
00:44:08If you come in the notes that he brings us.
00:44:10She's my daughter.
00:44:11Hello.
00:44:11Is López changing?
00:44:13Yes, it's me.
00:44:14But I didn't have an appointment, you know?
00:44:16Just a minute.
00:44:17Okay, Mom.
00:44:19The doctor will examine you, and if you're fine, we'll go home and forget about it.
00:44:23But, okay?
00:44:24But this is the last straw, Mom.
00:44:26You've tricked me like a child.
00:44:28Mom, for God's sake, you can't even hear what I'm saying.
00:44:31All you want is to make me look ridiculous.
00:44:33That's why you speak so softly.
00:44:34Why is he speaking quietly?
00:44:36Yes, it's chilly, yes.
00:44:38Look, Mom.
00:44:40Don't talk nonsense, please.
00:44:41Hey, it's normal for people to get a device.
00:44:44Yes of course.
00:44:44Old.
00:44:46Look.
00:44:47Precisely because you are young.
00:44:48You can't allow deafness to isolate you and prevent you from living a normal life.
00:44:53Well, I'll exercise.
00:44:54I'm sure I'll get it back.
00:44:56Remember when I had that hip injury years ago?
00:44:58They told me I could never walk again.
00:45:00And why am I like this?
00:45:01Because I exercised and didn't give up.
00:45:03If I give up, I'll be in a wheelchair today.
00:45:05Okay, Mom, but it's not the same.
00:45:07If I put the device on and give up, it's over.
00:45:10Deaf for life, like a useless old woman.
00:45:12Like all of them.
00:45:13It starts with a simple hearing aid, but then comes the walking stick.
00:45:19And little by little, you end up in a wheelchair, waiting for someone to take you out for some fresh air.
00:45:24I don't want that, Lucia.
00:45:34I wish, I don't understand him.
00:45:36But why am I so nervous?
00:45:37Will he notice I'm wearing cologne?
00:45:39Well, just in case, I've made myself a little more.
00:45:40Have you come?
00:45:58We had made plans, right?
00:45:59It smells so good.
00:46:05You've put on cologne.
00:46:06Do you like it?
00:46:08Yes, well, there's nothing there.
00:46:12It's just like it smells.
00:46:16The guy gets up and puts on his "no shoes, no shoes!"
00:46:19Well, I've got her in the bag, ready for a kiss!
00:46:22What if I do it again as a joke?
00:46:25No, no, no.
00:46:25Let's play it safe.
00:46:27Hey, here you go.
00:46:29I wrote this for you.
00:46:32A poem.
00:46:33Thank you.
00:46:34Dream of me as yours, just as I dream of you as mine.
00:46:39And let us be one in this mutual dreaming.
00:46:42It's beautiful.
00:46:43It looks like something by Alex Subago.
00:46:45Yes, well, I thought of you and the words just came out.
00:46:49Come on, my dad wrote it for Lucia, but I guess it doesn't matter, right?
00:46:54Okay, now for the kiss.
00:46:57Now.
00:46:57Guille, Guille.
00:47:00Look.
00:47:00I like you a lot, but you need to know something.
00:47:09I've never kissed anyone before.
00:47:12That?
00:47:13You've never kissed anyone?
00:47:15So what happened to Richie in that closet?
00:47:18There was nothing with Richie.
00:47:19He wanted to, but I didn't.
00:47:21Well, the guy keeps telling everyone that he kissed you.
00:47:23It's a ghost.
00:47:25I know I have a bad reputation, and with yours, but it's a lie.
00:47:28I am not what others think I am.
00:47:31They give you a reputation and then they don't look anymore.
00:47:34The same thing happens to me.
00:47:36Everyone thinks I'm a hooligan.
00:47:37On the other hand, I think you're the sweetest guy I've ever met.
00:47:40Oh really?
00:47:41Clear.
00:47:42Otherwise, I wouldn't want to kiss you.
00:47:45That's why I want you to be the first.
00:47:47Because you're not like the other boys.
00:47:49Well, look, you'll see.
00:47:53I like you very much.
00:47:56And the truth is, I don't know anymore if I'm a hooligan or what I am.
00:48:00Have you ever kissed anyone before?
00:48:02A real kiss, with feeling.
00:48:05No.
00:48:05Well, it wasn't so difficult, was it?
00:48:21Hey, Guille, you won't tell anyone about this, will you?
00:48:24No, this is a matter between the two of us.
00:48:26I promise you.
00:48:27Diego, for God's sake, what's wrong with you?
00:48:35Besides, you've been uploading pianos.
00:48:36No, no, I've been toning my muscles a little bit in general, right?
00:48:39As...
00:48:40Oh, toning the muscles.
00:48:42How do you know the muscles?
00:48:44And your mother, have you gone to Torrino?
00:48:47Yes, we went.
00:48:48But he hasn't even gone in, has he?
00:48:49You don't know how he is.
00:48:51So what I ask of you, please, is that you be a little gentle with her these days.
00:48:55Understood, dude.
00:48:55In other words, we speak very loudly, we insist a lot, and we have patience, a lot of patience.
00:48:59Patience.
00:48:59Above all, patience, Diego.
00:49:02What a dad.
00:49:04How are those muscles?
00:49:05Broken, aren't they?
00:49:06Hey Marcos, please, would you mind taking the gas cylinders inside before we do anything else? Please, let them stay on the porch.
00:49:11The day your son changes the Guttano gas cylinder at your house?
00:49:14You're screwed.
00:49:15Wait, Marcos, I'll come, I'll bring the gas cylinders.
00:49:18Do you have the man here in this house?
00:49:19Well, I'll bring them myself.
00:49:20Hello.
00:49:24Marcos.
00:49:24That?
00:49:24Let me pass?
00:49:37Hey guys, please clear and set the table, okay?
00:49:45Where do I put them? Where I always put them?
00:49:47Oh, watch out, Hulk's coming!
00:49:48You're so strong, Dad!
00:49:51Diego, after that you're going to throw stones, and I say that because I see you very...
00:49:54Curro, Curro, get out of there, dude.
00:49:57Uncle!
00:49:58No, no, no, don't be funny because this doesn't cost me anything.
00:50:00That explodes.
00:50:01I'll leave them here in the pantry, right?
00:50:02Yes, give one.
00:50:03That?
00:50:04You've had more than just words today, haven't you?
00:50:06Hey?
00:50:07Nothing, nothing.
00:50:08Nothing that wasn't well-intentioned, Luz.
00:50:12Diego, who had thought that maybe you'd like to go for a walk in the woods tonight
00:50:15and keep lifting stones to practice.
00:50:17How funny, how funny.
00:50:20Are you OK?
00:50:21Yeah.
00:50:21Are you sure you're okay?
00:50:22Do you want me to call the doctor?
00:50:23No, you're not going to call the doctor.
00:50:24No, I'm fine, I mean, I'm as normal as you'd be after lifting two gas cylinders.
00:50:28Yes, that's normal.
00:50:28You're a donkey, Diego.
00:50:30Seriously, what are you trying to prove?
00:50:31Hey?
00:50:31I don't want to prove anything, Lucia, I don't want to prove anything.
00:50:33I simply brought the gas cylinders; they had to be brought, I brought them and that's it.
00:50:36Yes, but what's the point?
00:50:37No, no, no, sorry.
00:50:37They can...
00:50:38God.
00:50:59Are you okay, Diego?
00:51:00Yes, yes, yes.
00:51:00Should I bring you some stones?
00:51:01No, no, no.
00:51:04Guys, seriously, what is this?
00:51:06Come on, we're going to be late for school, work.
00:51:07What? What are you still doing in bed? Come on.
00:51:09Come on, come on, let's go.
00:51:12Watch out, Jul is coming.
00:51:14Are you here to demonstrate your superhuman strength by throwing beds out the window or something?
00:51:19With the children? No, Jul.
00:51:20No, Jul, Jul, no, Jul.
00:51:22Okay, that's enough, that's enough.
00:51:23What's wrong, Marco? Does it bother you that your father is still stronger than you or what?
00:51:27What are you saying, Dad?
00:51:29What do you mean, Dad? Do you want us to check it? Should we check it?
00:51:32This afternoon, in the final?
00:51:34No, no, not this afternoon.
00:51:35Look, we're going to check it right now.
00:51:36And here? Help me remove this.
00:51:39Can you help me remove this, man?
00:51:40I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
00:51:41Come on.
00:51:41Are you guys stupid or what?
00:51:44I don't know.
00:51:46Let's see, a gypsy arm wrestling match.
00:51:48Gypsy pulse, shall we?
00:51:49Okay, okay.
00:51:50A pulse?
00:51:51Yeah.
00:51:52Is this a Paleolithic house?
00:51:53No, it's Marco Serrano, it's Diego Serrano, he's there, winner, Marco Serrano.
00:52:01Shut up, shut up, idiot!
00:52:03Come on, again.
00:52:04No, the revenge, that I positioned myself badly, that I didn't position myself...
00:52:07Come here, the rematch.
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:09Revenge is the same.
00:52:10It's enough to make you cry.
00:52:11What's happening?
00:52:11Are you scared?
00:52:12Maybe you're a coward, you're a coward, what's wrong with you?
00:52:14Are you afraid or not?
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:15Come on, what's wrong?
00:52:16Come on, man, come on.
00:52:17Hey, are you scared?
00:52:18No, no, I'm not afraid.
00:52:19I'm not afraid.
00:52:20Come on, tell me.
00:52:22This is the good one, huh?
00:52:35Are you OK?
00:52:37Yes, yes.
00:52:37Are you okay, Dad?
00:52:38Leave me alone, leave me alone, damn it, leave me alone.
00:52:40I don't know, are you going to act cocky?
00:52:44Do you want more?
00:52:46How many times?
00:52:47Ten?
00:52:47Hundred?
00:52:48Dad, I'm always going to beat you, always, okay?
00:52:51Always, Dad.
00:52:51Are you always going to beat me?
00:52:52Look, this tortilla is ready.
00:52:53Don't touch me.
00:52:53What's wrong with you?
00:52:54Don't touch me, damn it.
00:52:55What do you have?
00:52:56Am I an old man?
00:52:57In other words, I'm worthless to everyone, I'm finished.
00:52:59Well, you're wrong.
00:53:00I'm going to tell you something.
00:53:00Even though I'm much older than you, I still have the strength to do many things.
00:53:03To pick up butane canisters and much more.
00:53:04Do you understand?
00:53:06Dad, what's with the butane now?
00:53:07So, what are you laughing at?
00:53:09You only know about rivers because you're stupid.
00:53:11Okay, okay.
00:53:11Give me a second.
00:53:12Diego, okay.
00:53:14Why would I spend 30 years working like an animal?
00:53:17In other words, to give you opportunities that I haven't had.
00:53:18I haven't had those opportunities in my life.
00:53:19And you're laughing at me?
00:53:21So, I'm asking you to show a little respect to your father.
00:53:23Dad, I didn't laugh, I mean...
00:53:25Yes, you laughed, yes, you laughed.
00:53:27Do you know what my father would have done to me if I had laughed in his face?
00:53:29It's infuriating.
00:53:31It'll break my face, you hear?
00:53:32I mean, 30 years working my back like an idiot.
00:53:34So you can go to the gym and play that damn guitar.
00:53:37You're laughing at me, aren't you?
00:53:38Okay, Diego, that's enough.
00:53:39That's enough, okay?
00:53:40Don't make that silly face, it's the only one you have.
00:53:42The stupid face.
00:53:43Okay, that's enough.
00:53:47Dad, he's won.
00:53:54Bad cost.
00:53:55Here, here, here, here, come here, come here, come here.
00:54:06Come here, tell us everything, because we already know you were with her yesterday, champ.
00:54:09Come on, tell us everything, man.
00:54:11Nothing happened, how exciting, right?
00:54:12Yes, of course, of course, man, but was there language or not?
00:54:15That.
00:54:15Come on, don't be beasts.
00:54:17Isn't it time you did a little research?
00:54:19You're right.
00:54:20Don't insist.
00:54:22Maybe there's nothing to tell.
00:54:23That could be it.
00:54:26Excuse me, what did you say?
00:54:29That's it.
00:54:31If you don't tell anyone, it's because there was no kiss, nothing at all.
00:54:34Already.
00:54:35You say that from your own experience, right?
00:54:38Because you're acting all smart here, but you're not fooling us.
00:54:40That you've never kissed anyone in your life.
00:54:42And what does that say, huh?
00:54:43Lorena.
00:54:45He says that nothing's wrong with you.
00:54:47That he doesn't like you.
00:54:47You're a ghost.
00:54:49Look, guys.
00:54:50Richie told us that he knew how to kiss Lorena because of getting his nose stuck together.
00:54:52But it's a lie.
00:54:56You don't pay attention to him.
00:54:58And besides, you're the one who's getting all worked up, kid.
00:55:00It's the girls I feel like.
00:55:02Besides, you're a troll.
00:55:03You probably didn't even meet up with Lorena.
00:55:05As if you haven't even kissed her, not a chance.
00:55:06Look, I don't have to prove anything to you, kid.
00:55:09You see it.
00:55:09Okay, yes.
00:55:15I kissed Lorena.
00:55:16Well, I knew it.
00:55:17What's more, Lorena gave me her first kiss.
00:55:20And with tongue.
00:55:22Well, and if I had tried there would have been more greasy.
00:55:25Tell me?
00:55:27You're just like everyone else.
00:55:30No, even worse.
00:55:31This time I've really screwed up.
00:55:52Hello good.
00:55:54Carmen, what are we having for lunch today?
00:55:55Lentils?
00:55:57Yes, yes, Diego.
00:55:58Hello.
00:55:59Hello.
00:56:01Grandmother.
00:56:02Now let's set the table, okay?
00:56:04Hey?
00:56:04What? We'll set the table today.
00:56:07Ah.
00:56:09Look!
00:56:10Look!
00:56:11You're not doing me a favor, a little better.
00:56:14Dad, can you help me with my homework?
00:56:16But why are you yelling at me, Curro?
00:56:18I'm not deaf.
00:56:20Carmen!
00:56:21If you can help the child with their homework,
00:56:23I have to go.
00:56:25Yes, yes.
00:56:26Come on, daughter.
00:56:26Come on.
00:56:28Hey Diego, would you mind explaining to me what a bowling game is?
00:56:39Because I don't understand anything.
00:56:41Well, there's nothing to understand.
00:56:43We want to meet up with the kids to play a game.
00:56:46Already.
00:56:46And what happened this morning with Marcos...
00:56:48Normal.
00:56:49It's a normal thing.
00:56:50It's normal.
00:56:51It's normal.
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:51So we got heated, but hey, these things happen, right?
00:56:54So no...
00:56:55Clear.
00:56:55Yes, yes, but he took it a little to heart.
00:57:00The child, therefore, is disrespecting me.
00:57:03But what respect?
00:57:04What respect?
00:57:05Look, I'm going to tell you something.
00:57:06You start by taking the butane canister, understand?
00:57:08And in the end they corner you like an old piece of junk.
00:57:10And we're not finished.
00:57:11In other words, we're not finished.
00:57:12What is your son, Diego?
00:57:13He doesn't intend to corner you.
00:57:14Lucia thinks so.
00:57:15He thinks about it, he thinks about it, he thinks about it.
00:57:18So you're challenging your own son.
00:57:20No, sorry, the first one challenged me.
00:57:21But who is his father?
00:57:23That you are the adult.
00:57:24And you've gotten involved in a macho war to see who's more of a man.
00:57:27How ridiculous!
00:57:27But do you know why?
00:57:28Do you know why?
00:57:28Because he is the young male.
00:57:31The young male.
00:57:31And he wants to get rid of the adult.
00:57:33In other words, he wants to become the leader of the pack.
00:57:35In the leader of the pack.
00:57:36He wants to usurp my position.
00:57:37And I'll tell you something.
00:57:38And it starts with the butane canister and then...
00:57:39And for example, what happens if Uncle Pelas wins?
00:57:41So, if he makes money, what good am I?
00:57:42What am I good for?
00:57:43Not at all.
00:57:44I'm worthless.
00:57:46Not at all.
00:57:48And excuse me, but you don't understand this.
00:57:50Ah, that he doesn't understand.
00:57:51No.
00:57:51Look, Diego, you're very stupid.
00:57:52But that's very silly.
00:57:54And the only thing you're going to achieve with this...
00:57:56It's like losing your child.
00:58:00But you can't understand, woman.
00:58:01You can't understand it.
00:58:05Grandma, why are they talking to you so strangely these days?
00:58:10How strange?
00:58:10So, like that, slowly and steadily.
00:58:14Ah, that.
00:58:16Well, because they've taken to saying that I can't hear well in one ear.
00:58:20Look at that nonsense.
00:58:22But you can hear perfectly well, can't you?
00:58:24Well, you're really deaf.
00:58:27Me, deaf?
00:58:28No, man, no, no.
00:58:29The thing is, my ears are a little blocked.
00:58:33I must have caught a cold.
00:58:35Like the village's yella.
00:58:36She is also deaf and says it's a cold that has lasted for many years.
00:58:40Do you know what we did once to make everyone think I could hear properly?
00:58:51But why did you talk to him about it, José María de las Mercedes?
00:58:57I had to tell the priest, Patricio Dorliz.
00:59:00It was under the seal of confession.
00:59:03But I don't...
00:59:04It turns out that he told the priest that he kissed Patricio's wife.
00:59:09I don't really know who Patricio is.
00:59:13It must be his father.
00:59:14Yes, yes, Patricio is the father, yes.
00:59:16But come on, keep going.
00:59:16What else have they said?
00:59:18Patricio told his wife,
00:59:20This child is not mine.
00:59:22Are you sure about that?
00:59:24Ah, so Alfredo knows about Patricio and Mariana.
00:59:28How exciting!
00:59:29How exciting!
00:59:30I'll go!
00:59:34Oh, what happened to you?
00:59:36I was going to leave it double-parked up here and the tow truck is right there in front.
00:59:39Ah, well, I've got it right.
00:59:40What are you two doing here?
00:59:43Well, girls, just watching the soap opera.
00:59:46Honestly, it's a disgrace how television has been lately.
00:59:51Hey, aren't you a little underweight?
00:59:53It turns out he's heard about you, dry one.
00:59:55Hey, Mom.
00:59:59But can you hear it correctly?
01:00:00Oh, daughter, it's not like I'm deaf.
01:00:03Maybe I don't hear very well, but come on, that's different from not being able to hear what's on TV.
01:00:06Yeah, but well, I can't even hear it myself.
01:00:08Talk to me, Patricia.
01:00:10Talk to me, tell me, explain it to me.
01:00:17Did you hear that?
01:00:19Now it turns out that Patricia's son is not José María's.
01:00:25No, you can't be the father.
01:00:28He is a real man, unlike you.
01:00:31Carmen, Carmen, I need a sketch to see this.
01:00:35This José María is the one who doesn't have a bastard son, right?
01:00:38Yes indeed.
01:00:39Uh-huh.
01:00:40But you pay attention, okay?
01:00:42And don't bombard me with questions.
01:00:43Have you heard what nonsense they're saying?
01:00:53They come up with some crazy things.
01:01:00My grandmother, I think we've been caught.
01:01:04What did you say, son?
01:01:06I think we've been caught.
01:01:07Damn, here come the grandpas.
01:01:22Damn, thanks.
01:01:42Damn, just like you.
01:01:43Damn, just like you.
01:01:43In the loss, in everything that makes me happy.
01:01:44Damn, cončed sicko.
01:01:46Glad to hear it.
01:01:47I need a chicken.
01:01:47Yes, yes.
01:01:49Accom어도...
01:01:49But you've cost me dearly, you wretch.
01:02:09But they were the ones who didn't have tomatoes.
01:02:12Oh, come on, my old lady.
01:02:13But we mustn't get fed up with the kids.
01:02:15Well, she's brought the world's best stockings.
01:02:17Hey, look, if you want, you can give us the 300 euros and I won't have lost my dignity here, okay?
01:02:21Huh? What 300? 350, you said.
01:02:24That's the spirit I want.
01:02:25No, no, it's to save you a little embarrassment.
01:02:28Shame, shame! I'm going to take it away!
01:02:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.
01:02:34Mom, seriously, these merchandise people are more brutish and dumber.
01:02:37Okay, let's go.
01:02:38Now, from shame.
01:02:39Just a moment.
01:02:40Wait for me, okay?
01:02:42Marcos.
01:02:42Marcos.
01:02:47Look, I'd like you to stop with this nonsense, okay?
01:02:55If they don't resign, we won't resign.
01:02:58Marcos, please, try to bring some common sense to this situation.
01:03:01Your father is such a bit of a fool and is blowing things out of proportion.
01:03:04No, not anymore.
01:03:05I've already realized that.
01:03:06Okay, but have a little patience.
01:03:08And above all, forgive him because he's going through a bit of a crisis...
01:03:12a little absurd.
01:03:15And she's scared and she's paying for it because of you.
01:03:18Fear?
01:03:19When you reach a certain age, well...
01:03:22You start to see things about yourself that you don't like and...
01:03:25I don't know, it's hard to accept that you scare yourself.
01:03:32I won't leave, okay?
01:03:34Please, you can play and have fun.
01:03:37But you don't copy each other.
01:03:40Give me this.
01:03:43Marcos, come on, man, let's go.
01:03:47Little head.
01:03:47Now, man, be careful not to lose your hair, okay?
01:03:50Come on, let's go.
01:04:12Sueto.
01:04:13Sueto.
01:04:13Sueto.
01:04:14Sueto.
01:04:16Sueto.
01:04:17Hey, Carmen
01:04:46Look, remember tomorrow without fail to tell Curro to bring the catechism
01:04:49Excuse me, what should I bring?
01:04:51The catechism
01:04:52Otherwise, he won't be able to make his First Communion.
01:04:54Yes, yes, yes, without fail, don't worry
01:04:59Hello hello
01:05:00Let's go, Sara
01:05:06Goodbye, Curro, goodbye, ma'am
01:05:08Isn't she very pretty?
01:05:12Curro, a little bird told me
01:05:16You have to bring something very important tomorrow.
01:05:19For catechism, right?
01:05:28Okay, let's see if you remember later
01:05:30You know, Grandma?
01:05:34I think she's the prettiest girl in the whole school
01:05:36Listen to it
01:05:38And I've told her to marry me
01:05:41You know what?
01:05:46After the wedding we will go home to live
01:05:49Since there are so many of us, one more doesn't matter.
01:05:51You haven't been listening to me at all, have you?
01:06:05It doesn't matter, it wasn't anything important.
01:06:07Grandma, how much can't you hear?
01:06:13Do you hear and blow?
01:06:14Do you hear me and I'm stepping?
01:06:30Do you hear me clap?
01:06:38And do you hear the silence?
01:06:40You'll hear that
01:06:40Yes, that's pretty much all the time
01:06:43Would you like to hear him?
01:06:46Sure, son
01:06:47What things you have
01:06:49How infuriating!
01:06:51I wish they would invent devices for those who cannot hear.
01:06:54Like glasses, but for your ears.
01:06:56If they haven't invented it by the time I grow up
01:06:59I'll invent it
01:07:00Okay, Guille
01:07:11Richi is now history
01:07:12You're the boss again.
01:07:14But what's going on?
01:07:19Isn't that what you wanted?
01:07:20Yes, yes, of course.
01:07:21That's what I wanted
01:07:22Hey, I'm so sorry about Lorena
01:07:29No problem
01:07:30I can't be, and that's it.
01:07:32There's nothing more to it than that I hang out with my friends.
01:07:34And you and Richi?
01:07:37Fata, they don't even talk to me.
01:07:38He's ungrateful, disgusting, he's a pig
01:07:41I think it's going to be very difficult for me to fall in love again.
01:07:44Oh, you really liked Lorena, didn't you?
01:07:51It's just so hard to be abandoned
01:07:56You feel like you're in a tunnel where you can't see anything.
01:07:58Everything is black
01:07:59But hey, with time you might start to come out of the tunnel
01:08:03And you might even find the person who makes you feel alive.
01:08:06And that makes you happy
01:08:08I know what you need
01:08:11Hey, you faggot, you're just barely getting by, huh?
01:08:21Maritere?
01:08:22Yeah
01:08:23Thank you
01:08:25Well, that's what sisters are for, right?
01:08:29Ah
01:08:29Can you do me another favor?
01:08:32Yeah
01:08:32Yes, you can take out some papers and the cupboard.
01:08:35I'm feeling a little cold.
01:08:41We're winning by 10
01:08:48There's one shot left, we're going to win
01:08:49No, damn it, 9, 6, 15
01:08:51They don't even know how to add anymore, it's ridiculous, we're missing a 1
01:08:53Are we tied?
01:08:54Clear
01:08:55He still needs to launch here.
01:08:56Throw your father out, and then you.
01:08:57Malgo, you can't fail, we have to make you nervous
01:08:59Go on, go on, go on, leave me alone, Raúl
01:09:01What do you mean, leave me alone? What do you mean, leave me alone?
01:09:02400 euros, are you crazy or what?
01:09:06Okay, let's go
01:09:06Visualize, visualize the launch
01:09:10If you can visualize the launch, you've got it made, damn it.
01:09:12You have to leave me alone, Fiti, you're making me nervous
01:09:14Will you leave me alone, okay?
01:09:15Diego, Diego, look
01:09:16I, I tell you, I, in your place
01:09:18I wouldn't do that to you.
01:09:19Because you have your girlfriend there
01:09:20What, are you going to look like a sweet potato?
01:09:22Yeah
01:09:2250 euros mass that makes a plenary session
01:09:24What is it?
01:09:25100, 100
01:09:26600, 600, 600 to 100!
01:09:29Okay, okay
01:09:29Okay, I'll shoot, I'll go
01:09:31Yes sir
01:09:32Goes
01:09:32Where?
01:09:40You just have to beat me, okay?
01:09:58In other words, nothing more
01:09:59That's it
01:10:00They're delicious
01:10:02Come on, man, just be born already
01:10:25Come on
01:10:26Can you talk about this?
01:10:45Happens?
01:10:52What? That's not it.
01:10:56No... that wasn't my intention.
01:11:00For me, for me it will always be the same, always.
01:11:03With a little more baldness, well, or with a little more of a belly and...
01:11:07Or maybe without being able to do the things you used to do, like the butane thing, well, anything else.
01:11:15AND...
01:11:15That you... that you stay the same.
01:11:20I'm an idiot, son, I'm an idiot.
01:11:22And... I'm very sorry, what I said.
01:11:26Because...
01:11:29Come on, I mean... I mean, please forgive me.
01:11:33It gives you a race, young man.
01:11:36What's wrong with these two? They need to break up already, Mom.
01:11:39Nothing.
01:11:40Things between parents and children.
01:11:41Now that you've got the ball, you throw it and you beat me, and you're better than me, well, what can we do?
01:11:47Such is life.
01:11:47The breed needs a little improvement.
01:11:49Yeah.
01:11:49Come on.
01:11:51How are you?
01:11:52Good?
01:11:52Yeah.
01:11:53Yeah?
01:11:53Good?
01:11:54You just have to pull one more time, like you've been doing all afternoon, Marcos.
01:11:57Okay?
01:11:57We have reached 600 euros.
01:11:58Dude, they're ours, okay?
01:12:00Come on, man.
01:12:00Let's get down to business, eh?
01:12:02He messed up.
01:12:03He messed up.
01:12:04This is like the Spanish national team, who screw up when it really matters.
01:12:06If not, watch out.
01:12:13But what are you doing?
01:12:16What are you doing?
01:12:16What you might call phlegm.
01:12:21Well.
01:12:30I told myself, 100% a handkerchief.
01:12:48Grandma, we sang out of tune and it ended up raining.
01:13:13Luckily, my problem can be fixed.
01:13:17But as for your "water jug body," that's clear, she doesn't have it.
01:13:21What are you messing around with regarding the wall?
01:13:22Hey, what does he want?
01:13:23Mother?
01:13:24Yeah.
01:13:25Just a moment.
01:13:28Are you OK?
01:13:29Yeah.
01:13:30Look, it'll be a while.
01:13:32Ah, convenient, small, and precise.
01:13:35Oh, Mom, but it's not noticeable.
01:13:37The most modern one in the store, a marvel.
01:13:38That's great, it's very small.
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:40You should find it someday.
01:13:42Because I have never heard as well in my life as I do now.
01:13:45And what if you could find out who deserves the credit for convincing you?
01:13:49Well, that doesn't matter.
01:13:51The important thing is that from now on I don't intend to miss anything that happens in my family because I can't hear well.
01:13:56That's great.
01:13:56I'm going to have that chocolate that smells good.
01:13:58Yes, churros too.
01:13:59Come on, guys.
01:14:01Churros.
01:14:02Here are churros.
01:14:03Very good.
01:14:04And you must already have a full stomach.
01:14:06Go to the pantry.
01:14:07Go erase some paper napkins, you need them.
01:14:09Come on.
01:14:10Fast.
01:14:11Screw the old woman.
01:14:12Santiago, what have I heard from you?
01:14:15I've heard that too.
01:14:17And it will be you.
01:14:18But you really did hear it.
01:14:19If I haven't heard it myself, you must have it set a little too high.
01:14:22I have it perfect.
01:14:23Once you stop the perm, another one becomes deaf.
01:14:25Well, leave the leftovers.
01:14:26We need to talk to Marcos about something.
01:14:28Marcos, Marcos.
01:14:30Marcos, come here.
01:14:30Come, come.
01:14:31Come on, man, come on.
01:14:32Don't be afraid.
01:14:32Come.
01:14:33How do you plan to pay off the debt?
01:14:35No, it's just that you and I thought you could work on getting a little nervous.
01:14:38Especially in the back, right?
01:14:39In what is the garbage area and all that.
01:14:42Or peel the chewing gum off from under the bar.
01:14:44They've been there since your grandfather died.
01:14:46Grandpa?
01:14:46Or line the uncles' urinal.
01:14:49With amnia.
01:14:49With amniocentesis, with amniocentesis.
01:14:50No no.
01:14:52Thank you, thank you for your concern.
01:14:53But Raúl has already come up with a better way to make money.
01:14:57Dude, I mean, we look ridiculous.
01:15:16I mean, no, no, no.
01:15:18But I saw it on TV, Marcos, man.
01:15:19I've seen on TV that the perones are the ones that produce the most, really.
01:15:22Yes, yes.
01:15:22More than the Chinese flower sellers, more than the goat sellers, more than everyone.
01:15:24Look, what we should have done was fake the dom thing, man.
01:15:28You put out a breakfast cup, right?
01:15:29Then a sticker goes on and you say, ah, to the side, to the side.
01:15:32So, am I surrounded by incompetent people or...?
01:15:34Go on, go ask for the...
01:15:36That.
01:15:36...which is what you have to do.
01:15:37Let's see if we can get...
01:15:38Aren't we playing another one now?
01:15:40I don't know.
01:15:41Ma'am, ma'am, a little coin that's not for vice, or for a whore, or for anything.
01:15:45It's for a good cause.
01:15:46But you're not Peruvian, you're nothing, kid.
01:15:48Well, there will even be you in Peru.
01:15:49Yes, yes.
01:15:51Sir, a small coin.
01:15:52Yes, well yes, here you go.
01:15:52There you go, thank you very much.
01:15:56Hey, you, you, you, we already have two euros.
01:15:59So, we must be short of them, then...
01:16:00598, Chucky?
01:16:02So, in my town, is 600 minus 2 equal to 598, or...?
01:16:06Come on, man, it's only two afternoons, dude.
01:16:08This is awesome, dude.
01:16:09And if not, and if not, then I'll be a junkie with the flute, man.
01:16:11We stole it, a blind dog, dirtied it a bit, and that's it.
01:16:14Come on, let's go.
01:16:22And what, tell me, what will become of us if we gradually lose ourselves, a little more each day...
01:16:35Fat me!
01:16:36No, not fat, Mom!
01:16:37Damn!
01:16:38The last thing I remember is whispering to you in a whisper that tomorrow we'll have to go early to...
01:16:48Destruction!
01:16:49A lot!
01:16:50Today, when I arrived in the early hours, I heard you crying without knowing I was there...
01:17:02Are you taking it to the tavern as a tapa, hello?
01:17:04And I, without saying a word, kissed you on the cheek and pretended not to hear you murmur...
01:17:16And we are the bulls of Santa Jóbala!
01:17:18When I arrived in the early hours, I heard you crying without knowing I was there...
01:17:27This is between the two of us, I promise.
01:17:30And I, without saying a word, kissed you on the cheek and pretended not to hear you murmur...
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