Los Serrano - 2x10 - El rey de espadas - HD 1080 - Vídeo Dailymotion

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El periodista Luis Sanz (José Coronado) llega al colegio para explicar a los chicos los pormenores de su profesión y cómo se edita un diario. Tras esta visita, Teté es elegida directora de la revista escolar, pero no puede evitar que Guille saque a la luz una “exclusiva” que va a causar un gran revuelo. Preocupado por su futuro, Santiago acude a una adivina que le predice un robo en la taberna. A pesar de las bromas de Fiti y Diego, el presagio se cumple. Fiti se asusta cuando la pitonisa concluye que él no tiene hijos y que Diego es padre de cuatro varones. El hombre, convencido de que su amigo puede ser el padre de Raúl, decide someterse a unas pruebas de fertilidad. Por otra parte, Carmen observa que Eva está enamorada. La abuela intenta sonsacar a su nieta el nombre de su enamorado, pero la chica sigue ocultando sus sentimientos hacia Marcos. El joven, por su parte, debe afrontar una difícil situación cuando un rumor sobre él y Raquel se extiende rápidamente por el colegio.

Transcript

00:00:00The Corgao

00:00:30My father says that there are two kinds of people in the world, the normal ones and the esoteric ones.

00:00:40Normal people believe that the future cannot be predicted, because life only depends on oneself.

00:00:45But esotericists believe that destiny is already written, and since it is written it can be read, for example in the cards with which we play the card game.

00:01:00Mrs. Araceli is a very serious professional and she has told me things that have come true.

00:01:05Okay, look, don't talk nonsense, Santi, don't talk nonsense.

00:01:09Excuse me, ma'am, no offense intended, but everyone earns a living just like you.

00:01:11Come on, handsome, let me see your hand.

00:01:13Why would I show my hand? What hand? No, man, no, I won't let you see my hand, ma'am.

00:01:16Mine, mine, mine, mine.

00:01:20From what I can see, you work in the automotive industry.

00:01:24Do you own or run a mechanic shop?

00:01:27Well, that's very easy to guess, because they are very general things.

00:01:31No, no, no, and also look at the fact that he has nails like mussels.

00:01:34Let me see how you're doing in the love department.

00:01:36The witch went on to tell him that his wife was a teacher, that she was a football fanatic, that they used to go camping in the summer, and a bunch of other things that were true.

00:01:46Until suddenly, and although you and your wife have tried, you haven't had children.

00:01:52It was going well, it was going well, but that's where he messed up, because I have a great kid who is the best in Spain.

00:01:57Sure, man, generalities are easy, but when you get down to specifics, that's more complicated.

00:02:03For example, do I have children or not?

00:02:06You have four children, all boys.

00:02:10No, I have three children, three children.

00:02:12No, Santi, you can't believe in this nonsense, it's nonsense, man, it's nonsense.

00:02:18There it goes, there it is, but the regrets will come.

00:02:20And as my uncle Santiago said, lamentations came, because because of the witch and her letters, my father and Fiti had one of the worst scares of their lives.

00:02:32On a station platform, under the scorching sun.

00:02:36You were talking about a skyscraper in the sky of New York.

00:02:40Come soon to see the sea and send a postcard.

00:02:43I already knew that day was the end.

00:02:46Now I have much more, red, black, stop and even, finally luck brings an ace and a crystal to look at and a wall to hang on.

00:02:58Seven smiling faces in a poster photo.

00:03:02My stories were not about tales made by chance.

00:03:09Nobody told me that destiny was giving me this opportunity.

00:03:13One plus one equals seven, who would have thought?

00:03:21It was so easy to be happy.

00:03:27Libra, that person you love will reciprocate your feelings sooner than you imagine.

00:03:40Don't throw in the towel and wait for your moment.

00:03:43Key word: perseverance.

00:03:45Hello.

00:03:46Hello.

00:03:48Oh, that look.

00:03:49And reading the horoscope.

00:03:51You are in love.

00:03:51That?

00:03:53No, Grandma.

00:03:54Yes, yes.

00:03:56Do I know him?

00:03:57Grandma, I'm not in love, okay?

00:03:59Yes, yes.

00:04:01You'll see how I'll reveal it to you.

00:04:02Is it someone from your class?

00:04:04Good morning.

00:04:06Hello.

00:04:07Good, were you enjoying it?

00:04:08The horoscope, huh?

00:04:09Oh, let me read, Pisces, for you.

00:04:11Good morning.

00:04:12Hello good morning.

00:04:13What's wrong?

00:04:14Dad, dad, this is green, it's edible, right?

00:04:16What will you be able to eat?

00:04:17This, bring, bring, man, bring.

00:04:19It's eating you up.

00:04:20You're an Aries, aren't you?

00:04:23Yeah.

00:04:23Well, congratulations, that reconciliation with your partner may be closer than you think.

00:04:28The key word is passion.

00:04:31Oh, passion, eh, passion!

00:04:33Diego, you're a Taurus, aren't you?

00:04:34Yeah.

00:04:35Let's see.

00:04:36I'm reading it, I'm reading it.

00:04:37Oh, Mom, Mom!

00:04:38Oh, Mom, Mom!

00:04:39Okay, Dad.

00:04:40Taurus, important changes are coming to the family nucleus.

00:04:45Keyword: fatherhood.

00:04:46Hey?

00:04:47But how are major changes coming?

00:04:49Look, what changes are you talking about...?

00:04:50This whole horoscope thing is nonsense, and you know it perfectly well.

00:04:53It's a scam, it's for people who don't have many of those, sorry.

00:04:57Yes, yes, tell me, Santi.

00:05:00That?

00:05:01As?

00:05:03Calm down, calm down, I'm coming there now.

00:05:05Please stay calm!

00:05:07What's happening?

00:05:07They've robbed our tavern.

00:05:09That?

00:05:10That?

00:05:10When?

00:05:10What's happening?

00:05:11Dad, dad, dad, dad.

00:05:13What the witch said.

00:05:14Which witch?

00:05:15Which witch?

00:05:16Ah.

00:05:25Toy, what a crash.

00:05:27Chronicle Editorial Staff.

00:05:28But who are they going to put on?

00:05:29Okay, okay.

00:05:30Don't worry, ladies, I have 10 alternatives right here.

00:05:33His beak is going to fall off, that's for sure, as far as...

00:05:35Dude, it sounds familiar to me.

00:05:36Yes, yes.

00:05:38What's happening?

00:05:38Coming?

00:05:39Coming?

00:05:41Good morning.

00:05:41Good morning, guys.

00:05:43Viro sitting down, come on.

00:05:44Good.

00:05:45Within the professional guidance cycle, today we are going to learn how to make a newspaper.

00:05:50OK?

00:05:50Luis, whenever you want.

00:05:52Hello, I am Luis Sanz.

00:05:54I imagine Candela has already told you that I'm a journalist and that I worked for many years at Crónica Universal,

00:06:00where I have probably spent one of my best professional periods.

00:06:04I am here to try to explain to you what my profession consists of.

00:06:09I've selected some slides to make things a little more appealing.

00:06:14You are attractive.

00:06:16How handsome, beast.

00:06:17It has the face of an act.

00:06:17Hey, Candela, can you turn off the light?

00:06:19Yeah.

00:06:20No, no, no!

00:06:23Children, children!

00:06:24Please, a little silence and attention.

00:06:27Okay, be quiet, don't get excited.

00:06:28Please, pay a little attention.

00:06:30Let's begin.

00:06:31Do you know what the main objective of a journalist is?

00:06:35Carmina Ordoñez!

00:06:38No, it's not Carmina Ordoñez.

00:06:40This is the main objective of a journalist.

00:06:46What a pair of goals he has!

00:06:48Let's see, let's see.

00:06:49Where are the slides that were there?

00:06:51Leave it, Candela, don't worry.

00:06:52We're going to do it the old-fashioned way.

00:06:54There it is.

00:06:54Well, we were talking about...

00:06:59What were we talking about?

00:07:02Me, me.

00:07:03The main objective of journalism.

00:07:06Yes, ma'am.

00:07:07The truth.

00:07:07That is the main objective of journalism.

00:07:10And do you know what the almost infallible tool is for getting to the truth?

00:07:14Bribery!

00:07:16Bellido.

00:07:17Take him.

00:07:18No, Bellido.

00:07:19It's not bribery.

00:07:20I don't recommend it.

00:07:21It can cause you problems.

00:07:23But what is your name?

00:07:24José Mari.

00:07:25Well, you see, José Mari, the main tool, generally speaking, to get to the truth, is research.

00:07:32Okay, let's put it on the whiteboard.

00:07:35The truth, the main objective.

00:07:38And that's called censorship.

00:07:41But I'm sure you all remember that there is a right that protects journalists,

00:07:46which is the right to freedom of expression.

00:07:49What does that mean?

00:07:49Well, it means that nobody, absolutely nobody, can limit what we say or don't say, as long as it's true.

00:07:59And that's all.

00:08:00Thank you.

00:08:01Alright guys, now it's time to ask the questions.

00:08:08Questions, not nonsense, okay?

00:08:10Is it true that when journalists have a secret, you're just like priests?

00:08:14No, don't laugh because there's some truth to that.

00:08:18What you mean is that the journalist has the right not to reveal his sources, not even in a courtroom in front of the judge.

00:08:26Any more questions?

00:08:27I.

00:08:28What happens if the edition has already been finalized and a last-minute news story comes out that's a bombshell?

00:08:33That's a great question. What's your name?

00:08:35Tete.

00:08:36Well, Maria Teresa Capdevila.

00:08:37Well, you see, Tete, if the newspaper isn't out yet and you're absolutely sure the story is worthwhile, then the printing presses could be stopped and the front page changed.

00:08:48Any further questions?

00:08:49We asked him if he was married.

00:08:51Well, any volunteers to run the newspaper?

00:08:57Okay, Tete, it's up to you. OK?

00:08:58Well, that's it, I'm leaving and that's all, I just want to wish Tete luck, because being a boss isn't easy at all.

00:09:06But hey, if you want some advice...

00:09:08Yes, yes, could you give me your mobile number? It's just in case I have any questions, right?

00:09:11And what about their art café?

00:09:12Yes. Well, guys, it's been a pleasure, huh?

00:09:14Okay, goodbye.

00:09:18It doesn't piss me off that they were robbed and they took I don't know how much Iberian ham.

00:09:21That sucks, doesn't it?

00:09:23Yeah.

00:09:23Hey, wasn't that what that witch said yesterday?

00:09:26I wonder if this woman has a fifth sense, huh?

00:09:30Go ahead with the witch, go ahead with the witch, another one.

00:09:32Let's see if you all understand.

00:09:33That's a coincidence.

00:09:34In other words, this woman doesn't have a clue about anything.

00:09:36Fiti, didn't he tell you he didn't have any children?

00:09:38And that I had four sons.

00:09:40Okay, so yeah, I mean, please, let's not all go crazy, okay?

00:09:42Let's not go crazy.

00:09:43Boss, boss, but I say what the Galicians say, okay?

00:09:45I don't believe in witches.

00:09:46But let's see her, there she is...

00:09:47Paquillo, really.

00:09:49Okay, one question.

00:09:50Is the fortune teller Lola going to come here every day?

00:09:52Paquillo, throw it out, come on, now.

00:09:53Because I haven't done it to anyone.

00:09:55And you and I, let's go inside and see if we can finish the inventory once and for all.

00:09:58Hey, hey, just a moment.

00:09:59Let's see if the witch is involved in the ham theft.

00:10:04He has the face of a hooker.

00:10:06Okay.

00:10:06Leave it to me.

00:10:07Indeed, fruitful.

00:10:10I already told you yesterday, and the cards confirm it.

00:10:13You have no children.

00:10:16But what I see here is that his wife does have one.

00:10:21Wait, wait, wait, one moment.

00:10:22So, my wife does have one.

00:10:25So, Raúl, my Raúl, my boy, is he someone else's?

00:10:30That's exactly what I'm telling you.

00:10:32And it's clear from several signs that the father of her child is someone very close to her.

00:10:39A family member, a friend.

00:10:41Wait a minute, just a minute.

00:10:42Let's see.

00:10:43Let's see if we can fine-tune this a bit, shall we?

00:10:44Please.

00:10:46Above all, mostly, so that I don't get into a fight with everyone I know.

00:10:48Don't worry.

00:10:49Let's see.

00:10:52Well, look.

00:10:53The king of spades comes up.

00:10:55That means.

00:10:56He is someone with power.

00:10:58With a business.

00:11:02Already.

00:11:04And this sword?

00:11:05Could this sword also be a knife?

00:11:07I could, I could.

00:11:09I'm sorry, but I have an appointment.

00:11:15That?

00:11:16How come there's no mess of clothes?

00:11:17Clean.

00:11:18The witch does not belong to any gang.

00:11:20No, I'm told.

00:11:21I am told.

00:11:22Sure.

00:11:24Okay, let's see if you can weigh me clearly and we can understand each other quickly, okay?

00:11:28You have the evaluation in two days.

00:11:30The first exam is literature.

00:11:31Yeah, you guys were in a terrible place.

00:11:33You have delivered.

00:11:34Candela, the CPU is ready.

00:11:36Okay, thanks.

00:11:37Do you want me to install the network for you?

00:11:38Yes, yes, yes.

00:11:39Thank you.

00:11:40I've said it.

00:11:41Candle.

00:11:41Are you there?

00:11:41That?

00:11:42Sorry.

00:11:42I already have the exam.

00:11:44Should I put it in the computer?

00:11:45No, it's not online yet.

00:11:46Give me the computer and then I'll set it up.

00:11:48Okay, thanks.

00:11:49You're burning through opportunities.

00:11:50Candle.

00:11:51That?

00:11:51You can set the security password whenever you want.

00:11:54OK.

00:11:54It cannot be up to ten characters.

00:11:55Letter, numerical or alphanumeric.

00:11:58Good.

00:11:59Ah, well alphanumeric is very good.

00:12:00Yes, yes. Where will it end up? Alphanumeric?

00:12:02Green parrot, for example, is easy.

00:12:03Yes, green parrot is very good.

00:12:04Should I put on a green parrot?

00:12:05And what if a green parrot puts it?

00:12:06Which one should I put?

00:12:07Put whichever one you want.

00:12:08He writes it down on this paper and gives it to me later.

00:12:10Let's see.

00:12:11You have to do the required readings.

00:12:14What are you laughing at, Salas?

00:12:15Yeah.

00:12:22That's it, I have the password here.

00:12:24That's enough.

00:12:27Well.

00:12:29Come on, Candela.

00:12:30See you later.

00:12:30Thank you so much.

00:12:31Well, let's go back to the library.

00:12:34Yeah.

00:12:34Well, long live.

00:12:35I know a much better place to study than the library.

00:12:37Follow me.

00:12:37Hello good.

00:12:40Hello.

00:12:40Hey, I'll bring you the...

00:12:41Then I'll give you the password so you can put it on the computer, okay?

00:12:44OK.

00:12:45Yes, I see you.

00:12:45See you later.

00:12:49AND?

00:12:50No, nothing.

00:12:51Good.

00:12:52And finally, the newspaper will have a section dedicated exclusively to the teachers of this school.

00:12:57Okay?

00:12:57Okay.

00:12:57Yeah.

00:12:58I thought we could call them my teachers and that each week we could talk about one of them.

00:13:04His favorite color, his favorite book...

00:13:06Or his favorite snot.

00:13:07Let's see, Maritere, you really know very little about journalism.

00:13:12I do have a good proposal for a section.

00:13:14Hills...

00:13:16The biggest one.

00:13:17The hairiest.

00:13:18The most disgusting thing.

00:13:19The most disgusting thing.

00:13:20The farts of the gallows.

00:13:23Good morning.

00:13:24You guys sit there and study so I can see you, okay?

00:13:27How was the newspaper?

00:13:28Very good.

00:13:29We have defined our editorial line as non-sensationalist and, above all, objective.

00:13:34Look, we've called it the truth of Garcilaso.

00:13:36Very good.

00:13:36Well, these are some of the sections that go inside.

00:13:39Ah, this is very good.

00:13:40Uh, no, no, let's wait a moment, okay?

00:13:42Those sections have determined whether the editors' approval.

00:13:45And I think that's illegal.

00:13:46That's illegal, clearly.

00:13:48Careful!

00:13:49Careful!

00:13:50Careful!

00:13:50And who told us I'm a writer?

00:13:53Year?

00:13:54And if we're not writers, what are we?

00:13:56What does this little brat think she is?

00:14:00Reduced to workers and handling toxic substances.

00:14:04Hey, I really like this smell, you know?

00:14:07Damn, man, my retinas are going to dry out from reading so much, dude.

00:14:12The only thing we can do is study and study, of course.

00:14:15You'll tell me.

00:14:16Marcos.

00:14:18That?

00:14:18Have they given it to him to study?

00:14:19It's there.

00:14:20We already have that.

00:14:22It's clear that we're not going to achieve anything by studying.

00:14:25And there being other paths...

00:14:27Let's see.

00:14:29Where will the exams be this afternoon?

00:14:32Well, on the computer in the teachers' room.

00:14:35Come on.

00:14:35Well, all we have to do is get the teacher's password and that's it.

00:14:38Are you crazy?

00:14:39My mother, who can't adapt to the bag even with hot water.

00:14:41What are you looking at?

00:14:43From the south end to study.

00:14:45I'm watching you.

00:14:46Yeah.

00:14:50I heard you need a key.

00:14:54For 100 euros, I'm your man.

00:14:58You're not going to get it out, are you, Dani?

00:15:00Very easy.

00:15:01That's my business.

00:15:03You just have to tell me where your mother buys her handbags.

00:15:05Hello.

00:15:14Hello.

00:15:18I'm making some lentils, you'll see.

00:15:20This will cure your heartbreak and everything.

00:15:23Okay, Grandma, let's not start this whole thing again, shall we?

00:15:26Hey, why don't you tell me?

00:15:28Grandma, what do you want me to tell you?

00:15:29How silly.

00:15:30So, who have you fallen in love with?

00:15:32Nobody's.

00:15:35It's impossible, too.

00:15:36So, that...

00:15:37Oh, he's not a married man.

00:15:39Grandma, how are you?

00:15:41No, but he has a girlfriend.

00:15:42In other words, it doesn't matter.

00:15:42Who has a girlfriend?

00:15:44Nobody.

00:15:45How silly, he's your brother.

00:15:47No, your sister, who has fallen in love with a boy who has a girlfriend.

00:15:49Ah, yes.

00:15:49Don't you know who he is?

00:15:50Grandmother.

00:15:51Who is it?

00:15:51I don't know him.

00:15:52No, I don't know him.

00:15:53I don't know him.

00:15:53What's happening?

00:15:54To meet whom?

00:15:55What's happening?

00:15:56Eva, who has fallen in love with a married man.

00:15:57Eye?

00:15:58No, no, he's not married, no.

00:15:59It's an impossible love.

00:16:01Oh, impossible.

00:16:02And how impossible is that?

00:16:04Well, let's see if she's a lesbian.

00:16:07Guille.

00:16:08Come on, eat quickly, we're about to have a drink.

00:16:11What lesbian, Marco?

00:16:12I'm going to give it to you, okay?

00:16:14Lesbian, then.

00:16:14Quiet.

00:16:15I'm going to ask you for someone who has done it.

00:16:17No, relax, you're in the mood for action, you don't win.

00:16:20So, what is this conspiracy?

00:16:22Against the wall.

00:16:22Come on, let's go.

00:16:23Come on, against the wall.

00:16:24You too?

00:16:25What do you have in your bag, beautiful?

00:16:26It's a gift.

00:16:27A gift, a gift.

00:16:28A handbag?

00:16:29In other words, your friends give you a handbag as a gift.

00:16:30What does this mean, Guille, please?

00:16:31What is it to me?

00:16:33You see, no, we had thought about giving a teacher a gift.

00:16:36And, well, since her bag is getting a bit old, we thought we'd give her a new one.

00:16:41And we're going to give it change often, right, guys?

00:16:44Okay, well, that's fine.

00:16:45Good, love and respect to parents and teachers.

00:16:47Very good, great.

00:16:48Okay, come on, let's grab something to eat and then we'll go.

00:16:50That?

00:16:51That?

00:16:54This is the plan.

00:16:56You have to find the right moment.

00:17:01To divert attention, we'll make an innocent hand.

00:17:04Bruno's.

00:17:06So what if I have it?

00:17:08I read it.

00:17:09Excuse me, would you mind taking this to Guille?

00:17:14Good morning.

00:17:15That's where you'll attack, bowling pin.

00:17:17You're taking the job with you, okay?

00:17:20Oh, Jolie, my dear, but...

00:17:22What have you done?

00:17:23That will be your turn, Busti.

00:17:25Confusion and switcheroo.

00:17:26In other words, this needs to be cleaned.

00:17:27Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?

00:17:28No no.

00:17:29That rag is full.

00:17:29No, but I'll wet it a little.

00:17:30Bellido, that rag is full of...

00:17:31No, please, closed.

00:17:32No, I mean...

00:17:33No, I mean...

00:17:33We didn't stain it.

00:17:34But hey, that's enough.

00:17:36Man, don't film me.

00:17:37If there are problems, bowling alley, you rent.

00:17:39So, what's going on?

00:17:40Candela, who...

00:17:41Oh, God.

00:17:41No, no...

00:17:42We wanted to tell you...

00:17:43Busti, you have to be quick.

00:17:44We thought we could give the whole newspaper a sepia tone.

00:17:48Very fast.

00:17:49A touch of sepia.

00:17:49But?

00:17:50Okay, fine.

00:17:51I think it's a good idea.

00:17:54That...

00:17:55That...

00:17:56Anything else?

00:17:57That...

00:17:58It's cold, isn't it?

00:17:59Well, put on your jacket, you're going to freeze.

00:18:01In other words, no.

00:18:02No, no, no.

00:18:02No, no, but it's the flu these days...

00:18:04However, you must leave no trace.

00:18:05The flu of today, no, no, no.

00:18:07Okay, fine, come on.

00:18:08Did she wash herself?

00:18:09Come on?

00:18:11What's happening?

00:18:12And you, what are you doing there?

00:18:17Hey...

00:18:18I...

00:18:19I write the newspaper sections.

00:18:22Very good, they are well studied.

00:18:23Stop and work with your colleagues.

00:18:32Risky, but effective.

00:18:35Now they're all looking bored with Sofina, huh?

00:18:37What's the matter?

00:18:38You've been there all day, guys.

00:18:40Well, some really big things are happening to me, man.

00:18:42Yeah.

00:18:43But very fat.

00:18:44Yeah.

00:18:45And that you and I need to talk.

00:18:46But let's not beat around the bush.

00:18:48You and I?

00:18:49So, the day you hooked up with my wife in Campo del Moro, was there penetration?

00:18:59What are you looking at?

00:19:00Are you doing your own thing?

00:19:02Is this not available?

00:19:03But, Fiti, but...

00:19:04But, Fiti, but...

00:19:04But, but, but, but...

00:19:04What's the point of this?

00:19:05Let's see.

00:19:06That was 18 years ago.

00:19:07So, that...

00:19:08Everything has already been agreed upon.

00:19:09I mean, what the hell is this about?

00:19:10Let's see, they'll fall on you...

00:19:10It comes down to the fact that my son is not my son.

00:19:13It's yours.

00:19:14That?

00:19:15That?

00:19:16Come on, let's see, come on.

00:19:17But what day is it today?

00:19:18Let's see, I don't remember.

00:19:18Holy Innocents' Day or what day is it today?

00:19:20Eh, eh, eh.

00:19:21The witch said it, but I heard it.

00:19:23That?

00:19:23That Fiti had no children.

00:19:25And you were the father of four sons.

00:19:27And this morning, this morning he confirmed it to me.

00:19:29Go to hell.

00:19:30How are you?

00:19:31The boy's father was a friend of mine.

00:19:32That he owned a business and that he worked with knives.

00:19:36So, that...

00:19:36And that's why it's going to be me...

00:19:38Well, then ask the affiliate what they want me to tell you.

00:19:40I mean, that woman is crazy.

00:19:42Let's see if you get it, she's crazy.

00:19:43No, Diego, it's true.

00:19:44That's true.

00:19:45But also, nothing happens.

00:19:46Damn, it's okay.

00:19:47Damn, you're my best friend and that's not going to change.

00:19:49Hey?

00:19:49Are you catching me in a fit of rage?

00:19:50Okay, that's normal.

00:19:51But if that's the case, then that's the case.

00:19:53The only thing I ask of you is one thing, which is very important to me.

00:19:56Okay?

00:19:56Yeah.

00:19:57I want to know what happened.

00:19:58Look, the boy was born in May.

00:20:00Yeah.

00:20:01Okay?

00:20:02Do you remember exactly when you did it with my wife?

00:20:04But what do I know, damn it, how it was with the resu.

00:20:06But you, more or less.

00:20:07No, I don't remember, Fiti, I don't remember.

00:20:10I don't remember.

00:20:11But, well, it would be summer.

00:20:13Yes, summer.

00:20:17You who look, man, you who look.

00:20:18Come on, get out of here.

00:20:20The soap opera is over.

00:20:21Come on.

00:20:21That's it.

00:20:22That's it, everything matches up, damn it.

00:20:24Everything matches up.

00:20:24You do the math.

00:20:25So, let's say in August.

00:20:27Nine months, and you arrive in May.

00:20:29No, Fiti, no, damn it.

00:20:31Look, but, but, but, what a load of rubbish that disgusting fortune teller has gotten us into.

00:20:35Damn that slutty aunt, look at what...

00:20:37Not disgusting at all.

00:20:38That lady is a true professional.

00:20:41And he's never wrong, never.

00:20:42Let's see, Diego, let's see something.

00:20:44Have you ever wondered why Candela and I haven't had more children?

00:20:47No.

00:20:47Damn, it wasn't for lack of trying.

00:20:49That every Saturday we've been there, pim, pam, pim, pam.

00:20:51And with nothing.

00:20:52But I'm not so sure about the rubber thing...

00:20:54What do you want to tell me, Fiti?

00:20:54Dude, what do you mean?

00:20:56And what do I want to tell you?

00:20:57That I am sterile, impotent, meek, a lost baby doll.

00:21:00Nenuco?

00:21:01But what baby doll, what tame baby, what...

00:21:02But what, but what are you saying, Fiti?

00:21:03For God's sake, step on your foot a little, let's...

00:21:05Well, I'm going to tell you something.

00:21:06This will be fixed, but very quickly, okay?

00:21:08You go and get some of those fertility tests done and that's it.

00:21:10And you can rest easy.

00:21:11And you know what happens?

00:21:11And you feel very calm.

00:21:13Let me tell you something.

00:21:14Raúl is your son, I'm sure of it.

00:21:16Sure.

00:21:16He's not moving, man.

00:21:28That didn't work on him, man.

00:21:31Give me the saint, come on.

00:21:32Are you going?

00:21:33Are you going?

00:21:33Yes, man, my mother is very missed.

00:21:34The uncle...

00:21:35Raul.

00:21:38Yeah.

00:21:38Hi, Mom.

00:21:41Raúl, again, son, what do you want?

00:21:42No, I'm done, I've studied two topics and I'm going home and continuing there, right?

00:21:46Okay.

00:21:47See you later.

00:21:48Hey, listen, mommy.

00:21:50Can I have the keys? I've forgotten them.

00:22:00I'll leave you my keys, but don't lose them, okay, Raúl? Please.

00:22:05Okay.

00:22:06See you later.

00:22:08I have to go back to life.

00:22:14But, Pacho, you've emptied it, man.

00:22:15No, dude.

00:22:17It's probably best if we don't go study, right?

00:22:18Marcos, what did we say about studying?

00:22:20It's there, isn't it?

00:22:21Good.

00:22:22Okay.

00:22:32Come on, now.

00:22:33Now.

00:22:33Come on.

00:22:34Come on.

00:22:38Come on.

00:22:50Come on.

00:22:51Let's go.

00:22:53Okay.

00:22:54This is awesome, man.

00:22:55With this I send myself into the basket and the pentage.

00:22:56Okay.

00:22:56Come on, go ahead, throw it.

00:23:00Oh man, for God's sake.

00:23:03Okay, dude, it's in the way, it's in the way.

00:23:05As?

00:23:05For the traditional way.

00:23:07Okay, go ahead.

00:23:08Yes, yes.

00:23:10Tell me something, man.

00:23:11Tell me things for the key.

00:23:12I don't know.

00:23:13José Antonio.

00:23:14José Antonio is the IT guy.

00:23:17No, it's not José Antonio, dude.

00:23:23What a scare!

00:23:24Damn, I'll kill you, dude.

00:23:25I kill you.

00:23:26Did you fall until?

00:23:26Fuck.

00:23:33Green, parrot.

00:23:35That damn IT guy, be the bad guy.

00:23:39Good.

00:23:40Okay, okay, fine, go ahead.

00:23:43You can copy your discs, right?

00:23:46You can copy your discs, right?

00:23:47What to copy?

00:23:48What to copy?

00:23:49What to copy?

00:23:50As?

00:23:51You have to copy it now.

00:23:52Can you copy?

00:23:54What to copy?

00:23:54No, no, no, no!

00:23:57Go ahead, copy it...

00:23:59I don't know...

00:24:00I don't know! Two of them, dude!

00:24:01What am I copying, damn it!

00:24:02I don't know, here...

00:24:03Ex!

00:24:04Ex! Look, exam ex, right?

00:24:05Copy this one!

00:24:06Copy it!

00:24:07Pssst!

00:24:08This!

00:24:09This!

00:24:10This!

00:24:15No, hair!

00:24:16This is hair!

00:24:17This is hair!

00:24:18This is hair!

00:24:19This is hair!

00:24:20That's it, that's it!

00:24:21That's it!

00:24:22This is hair!

00:24:29This is hair!

00:24:49To my candle, those who are going to try it greet you.

00:24:51Come on, go away, go away, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away, take it away, okay, you give it to me, come on, give it to me, come on, dude, Romero's file, we need the exam, Romero matters to me, I care about him, but dude, you copied it, it's not there, dude, come on, well, XXX of exams, no, no, well, it was files,

00:25:21Chucky, what do we do now? Nothing, relax, we have the password, so we'll just log back in tomorrow and that's it. Damn it, dude, you don't know how to knock on the door, huh?

00:25:32Come in, man, I remind you that this is also my room, well, come on, go ahead, skip the money, but what money, we didn't get the exam, and if there's no exam, there's no money, I'm sorry, kid, but you say, no, no, no, let's see, wait a minute, we made a deal, I got you the password, and on top of that I had to put money in the bag of candles, well, we give something to the kid, the little kid, right?

00:25:49Yeah, man, yeah, we're going to give him the so-called "you have it in there," huh, little guy? Come on, fuck off.

00:25:55Marco is an uncle.

00:25:57You have to... I'm sorry.

00:26:19Deputy Directorate General for School Inspection, student S maintains relations with teacher.

00:26:27Dear Sirs, I am contacting you to ask for advice on a case that has me very worried and that has not yet occurred.

00:26:33I have evidence that sexual encounters have taken place between one of our teachers and a student from second year B inside the school.

00:26:38Bowling, we need to stop the machines. We've got a big ball.

00:26:47Good morning.

00:27:08Good morning.

00:27:10See you later.

00:27:11See you later.

00:27:13Carmen.

00:27:14Has Eva told you anything about her impossible love?

00:27:18No, no, not yet.

00:27:19Already.

00:27:19Now, one thing's for sure, huh? He's got the poor girl completely smitten.

00:27:22He's had more than a coffee. He says he can't eat anything else.

00:27:24Well, we have to be careful. We don't want this whole love thing to give our daughter anorexia.

00:27:28Nothing.

00:27:28And do you suspect anyone?

00:27:30Well, yeah. I have some ideas, but come on...

00:27:33Oh, really? Tell me, tell me.

00:27:35Well... he's someone very close.

00:27:38Someone we know, because otherwise, why wouldn't they tell us?

00:27:41Good morning.

00:27:42Hello good morning.

00:27:42Hello.

00:27:42What's wrong, Dad?

00:27:50Uh, nothing. It's okay.

00:27:55Uncle, Maritere.

00:27:55Hello.

00:27:56Nervous?

00:27:57Very good.

00:27:57I?

00:27:58Because?

00:27:58Why?

00:27:59Because the first edition of our newspaper is out.

00:28:02Our newspaper?

00:28:03Look, as far as I know, you have nothing to do with our newspaper. It's my newspaper.

00:28:07You are nothing more than a simple pear.

00:28:09Oh, that's right, Maritere. I'm not just some ordinary worker who doesn't even know how I dare to get close to the editor-in-chief.

00:28:16Well, now that you mention it.

00:28:18Well, that's it, girl. Good luck.

00:28:20It's going to be a bombing raid you can't even imagine.

00:28:24Hello.

00:28:24Good morning.

00:28:25Hello, Fiti.

00:28:25Hello.

00:28:26But look, how elegant! Fiti's gotten all dressed up.

00:28:29That's right, it looks like she's going to a wedding.

00:28:31No, no, son. I'm not going to a wedding. I'm going to the doctor.

00:28:33To the doctor?

00:28:34Yes, no, but come on, it's a little revision.

00:28:36Oh ok.

00:28:36Let's go, Diego.

00:28:38Wait a moment, I haven't finished breakfast yet. Here, have your coffee.

00:28:41No, what coffee? What coffee? I've got a knot here that won't...

00:28:43What knot?

00:28:44No, no. Not nervous at all, okay? I mean, not nervous at all, Fiti.

00:28:47That's it.

00:28:47What do you mean no, damn it? I can't even spit.

00:28:50Okay, come on, let's go.

00:28:51Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:28:53Yes, me too.

00:28:55But let me tell you something. Look, I'm sure your little critters are top quality.

00:28:58High quality. Let's go.

00:29:01See you later.

00:29:02See you later.

00:29:07What are you doing, Fiti? What are you doing?

00:29:10I don't know, my testicle hurts a little.

00:29:13Why would it hurt you, Fiti? You're just imagining things.

00:29:16Look, you're not sterile. You're as healthy as can be.

00:29:18Yeah.

00:29:19Yes, it's true, it's true.

00:29:20You're right.

00:29:21I'm a healthy guy.

00:29:22Yes, yes.

00:29:24Let's see.

00:29:26But this one has it, right?

00:29:27This is not it.

00:29:27Okay, I'll follow it.

00:29:31What's up?

00:29:32Nothing, nothing, what's up?

00:29:33This is my fourth time here.

00:29:34The fourth one?

00:29:35The thing is, I'm already forty and I don't have any children.

00:29:38Oh, man.

00:29:39Well, I do have a son. I have a son, but he's not mine. He's not mine. He's this one's.

00:29:44But Fiti, what are you saying? You don't need to go around announcing it.

00:29:47Okay, sorry, sorry.

00:29:48Fructuoso Martinez?

00:29:49I.

00:29:50Yes, please come with me.

00:29:52I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:29:55Come on, let's go.

00:29:56Come on.

00:29:56Come on, there.

00:29:57Come on.

00:29:58For you.

00:29:59Thank you.

00:29:59Extra, extra, has a romance blossomed in Agarcilaso?

00:30:05Extra!

00:30:07Extra, extra, find out the whole truth!

00:30:09Extra, extra, a romance has blossomed in Agarcilaso!

00:30:12Second grade B teacher, involved with students, is that it?

00:30:14Extra, extra, extra, love was born in the classrooms!

00:30:19Extra, a romance is born!

00:30:21Extra, extra, love was born in the classrooms!

00:30:24Extra, extra, a romance is born!

00:30:26Extra, has a romance been born?

00:30:26Extra, extra, was love born in Agarcilaso?

00:30:28Extra, extra, love was born in the classrooms!

00:30:29Extra, extra, love was born in the classrooms!

00:30:31Extra, extra, love was born in the classrooms!

00:30:33This is my brother's class newspaper, dude.

00:30:35Damn, Raúl, now I've really screwed up with Raquel, mate.

00:30:38Oh, man.

00:30:38Marcos, Marcos, don't you make yourself a little more handsome now?

00:30:40What we need to do is go in there and get that, okay?

00:30:42Hey!

00:30:43I think these guys hooked up in public places and in the school bathroom.

00:30:47Okay, forget about Rosa's company, let's get down to business, please.

00:30:50What a smell!

00:30:58But what is this?

00:31:01I don't know, I gave him the pages we all made.

00:31:03Can someone tell me what this is?

00:31:09Well, a newspaper.

00:31:10Guille, I'm not joking.

00:31:12What have you done with what's from yesterday?

00:31:14Well, let's see, let's just say we got a tip-off at the last minute, right?

00:31:17And here my friends and I thought it was better to come out with a bombshell than with something corny.

00:31:21You're an idiot!

00:31:23Look, this is a lie.

00:31:25What are you going to say to Candela?

00:31:26What are we going to tell Candela?

00:31:28I want to know who is responsible for this right now.

00:31:33Now come on, sit down and fill up the square.

00:31:49Any problem, Mr. Martinez?

00:31:50No, not at all. Everything's perfect.

00:31:53Good, right?

00:31:53I forgot to mention something to my friend, could you let him know?

00:31:56Here he comes, here he comes.

00:32:00What the hell is wrong with you now?

00:32:01I can't, man.

00:32:05I can't, I just can't...

00:32:07I'm just not used to this anymore, damn it.

00:32:12And I'm tense and the room is tied up to the ceiling, it looks like an autopsy room.

00:32:17And then the jar, which is very small.

00:32:19Fiti, don't mess with me, okay?

00:32:20Fiti, don't mess with me.

00:32:22AND...

00:32:22That?

00:32:23And I haven't done one until tomorrow.

00:32:24What did you say?

00:32:25Let me tell you.

00:32:25Already.

00:32:28Wait, let me tell the nurse not to give us a magazine, it's something like that.

00:32:32Wait.

00:32:32No, no, no, what are you saying?

00:32:33It says, magazine, don't mess around.

00:32:34I wonder if the nurse is going to think I'm a degenerate.

00:32:37But no, Fiti, you're degenerate, no, man, this is a normal thing.

00:32:40Things are done this way here, this is how they're done.

00:32:41Don't worry.

00:32:42No, no, no, no, no, sit down, sit down.

00:32:44I'll concentrate now.

00:32:45If this is concentration, this is...

00:32:47This is mental, mental.

00:32:49Okay?

00:32:50Fiti, fill the jar.

00:32:52There.

00:32:52Let it rest.

00:32:54Okay, Fiti, come on.

00:32:56Hey, Fiti, take off your jacket, or better yet, your...

00:32:59Clear.

00:33:06Candela, I swear I had nothing to do with this.

00:33:08Okay, fine, Fiti, that's it.

00:33:10Of course, whoever it is, they've lost their hair, huh?

00:33:12I'm going to ask the question only once, and I want an answer.

00:33:16Who is responsible for this?

00:33:20I.

00:33:20Very good, Serrano.

00:33:23Well, you should know that you have committed a very serious offense and that the penalty will be serious as well.

00:33:27But, a sanction?

00:33:28Are you going to punish people for telling the truth?

00:33:31I don't know, maybe I didn't hear Mr. Sanz properly, but I seem to recall that he said that the primary objective of journalism was the truth.

00:33:37Did he say it or not, guys?

00:33:39Yes, yes, he said it.

00:33:40Okay, that's it, quiet, okay?

00:33:44Where did I get this from?

00:33:45Well, it came into my hands at the last minute.

00:33:49And of course, I had no choice but to stop the machines.

00:33:52This was on my computer.

00:33:53How did you do it?

00:33:54Answer.

00:33:55Look, Candela, you paid very little attention to Mr. Sanz.

00:33:58That's confidential information.

00:34:00But thank you for acknowledging that it was on your computer.

00:34:03As you can see, guys, this news is true.

00:34:05Yes sir.

00:34:06Yes sir.

00:34:07Okay, okay, that's it.

00:34:09Good.

00:34:10The newspaper is now closed.

00:34:12That's it, go ahead.

00:34:13Long live freedom of expression.

00:34:14He's leaving.

00:34:14Sit down and be quiet.

00:34:17But, Candela, you can't close the newspaper.

00:34:19It's just not fair.

00:34:20Why should we have to pay for what he did?

00:34:22Yes, give us another chance.

00:34:23By Candela.

00:34:24Okay, fine.

00:34:27You have another chance.

00:34:28Naturally, Guille and company are excluded from the activity.

00:34:31And from now on, all texts will go through me first.

00:34:34That's censorship, Candela.

00:34:36Censorship!

00:34:37Censorship!

00:34:38Censorship!

00:34:38Clean the gym.

00:34:49Miss, vision fulfilled.

00:34:51Wait a moment, Mr. Martinez, I'll collect the samples right away.

00:34:55Very good.

00:34:56Have you seen?

00:34:57More than half a boat, man.

00:34:58Yes, yes.

00:34:59It's a fall.

00:35:00Damn, if they give me 15 more minutes, man, I'll fill it to the brim.

00:35:03And when I get going...

00:35:05Fiti, I get the impression that this is a question of quality, not quantity.

00:35:08Quality?

00:35:09Look, look.

00:35:09What are you doing?

00:35:10Don't open it!

00:35:11Quality!

00:35:12What the hell are they going to do about this?

00:35:14Now, do they put it under the microscope or...?

00:35:15It's there, it's nice and still, and don't move it or you might drop the little bottle.

00:35:18Go on, just leave it there.

00:35:19Good.

00:35:20Hello good.

00:35:22Well, because we've done so well, a little cigarette for the chest.

00:35:24Want?

00:35:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

00:35:28Excuse me.

00:35:29Smoking is prohibited throughout the clinic.

00:35:32Ah, nothing, nothing.

00:35:33You are fading away, Saint Fascual.

00:35:38There it goes, there it goes.

00:35:40Careful, careful.

00:35:41Let's see if we can change the bugs now.

00:35:43And we screw it up.

00:35:44They put us back in the blood draw room.

00:35:46They leave us drier than we wet it, man.

00:35:50Fruitful?

00:35:50Yeah.

00:35:53There it is.

00:35:53Very good.

00:35:58Frutuoso Martínez?

00:35:59Yeah.

00:36:00You are perfectly fine.

00:36:02He has no problems with his sperm in terms of both density and motility.

00:36:06But, come in, come in.

00:36:07Doctor, doctor.

00:36:10Yeah.

00:36:11Yeah.

00:36:11I don't know what it says here.

00:36:13I think they're lazy or something.

00:36:17In his case, he has a very limited number of sperm.

00:36:21Below 20 million.

00:36:22It says here that they are of a vague profile, with little mobility, which would suggest that it could be sterile.

00:36:31But wait here a moment and I'll be with you.

00:36:39Did he say sterile?

00:36:41Sterile, sterile, yes.

00:36:42Nothing, man, it's not going to work.

00:36:50In other words, it's not going to happen.

00:36:51Okay, dude, try using all caps.

00:36:52If you try this, it wasn't halfway, dude, but they've changed the key.

00:36:54Turn that off, dude.

00:36:55Let's go.

00:36:55Let's get out of here.

00:36:56Come on, come on, come on.

00:37:03Okay, so what do we do now?

00:37:05We studied, man, we studied.

00:37:06We studied, but you're stuck in mud.

00:37:07Studying is still an option, okay?

00:37:08I mean, it's there.

00:37:09And as a last resort, well, we do it.

00:37:11But doesn't that bother you more now?

00:37:12But then the exam is tomorrow, dude.

00:37:13Oh, Ana, there are 24 hours left, dude.

00:37:15A ton of time.

00:37:16Come on, go, listen, look.

00:37:17All you have to do is get the key back, that's it.

00:37:18Like another one, another one.

00:37:19We can't go back now.

00:37:20And that's why, Marco, I thought that perhaps you should...

00:37:23Because the half that unites you, and that, well, where is it, Raquel?

00:37:27Because all the teachers have the key, you know?

00:37:30And are you an idiot?

00:37:31Because?

00:37:32So, you...

00:37:33After what was published in the newspaper, how do I tell Raquel?

00:37:36Oh man, come on, come on.

00:37:38Please, if you put a teacher and a student in the newspaper, that's the one.

00:37:41That's it.

00:37:41And the same thought that I am Raquelito.

00:37:43Please.

00:37:43Because if Raquel gets wet, she's very strange.

00:37:45Like what...?

00:37:46I'm blown away, dude.

00:37:47So, you've hooked up with that monument of nature created by God.

00:37:51Yeah, man, I'm telling you.

00:37:53Well, Don Juan talks about this.

00:37:55A shitty rookie.

00:37:56No, be quiet.

00:37:57I mean, Marcos, you're my hero.

00:38:00You're my hero, I love you, good luck.

00:38:01Okay, that's it, right, dude?

00:38:07Fuck.

00:38:08So what do we do now?

00:38:09Well, I don't know, we'll have to think of something, won't we?

00:38:11Well, and the idea of studying is always there, just put on hold.

00:38:14It's there, you know?

00:38:15At a given moment.

00:38:17Marcos!

00:38:17Yes, I have it here.

00:38:24You had to hate and reject me.

00:38:27You don't know how I feel.

00:38:28I mean, I feel like a despicable being.

00:38:30I swear, okay?

00:38:31I mean, I never in my life would have thought I would hate you so much.

00:38:34Fuck.

00:38:35Don't say that, damn it, Diego.

00:38:36Don't say that, damn it.

00:38:37And yes, yes.

00:38:38If you're a really great guy.

00:38:40Yes, damn it, a really great guy is the best.

00:38:43And I'll tell you something else, okay?

00:38:44If I were asked who I would want to be the father of my child, being meek, I would say

00:38:49than you.

00:38:49I'd say you, damn it, Diego.

00:38:51Thank you.

00:38:51Let's see if it's clearer.

00:38:53If Fiti is Raúl's adoptive father and Diego is his real father, then I'm his uncle.

00:39:00Clear.

00:39:01So, my nephew suddenly appeared overnight.

00:39:04And what am I going to do with the boy now?

00:39:07What can I say?

00:39:07Let's see what the hell I'm going to tell the kid now.

00:39:10What do you mean, "tell"?

00:39:10That he has nothing to say.

00:39:12Fiti, what are you going to tell him?

00:39:13This is a secret.

00:39:13This is a family secret between us.

00:39:15Come on.

00:39:16Shut up like whores, period, okay?

00:39:17Shut up like whores.

00:39:18And that's it.

00:39:20Damn, man.

00:39:21Yes, really.

00:39:21Damn it.

00:39:23Yes, you can't get any more miserable, damn it.

00:39:25You can't get any more miserable.

00:39:26If there were a Guinness World Record for losers, I'd put myself forward and...

00:39:29Fiti, look at it from another angle.

00:39:31In other words, it's not that big of a deal.

00:39:32And why is that?

00:39:33Why isn't it such a big deal?

00:39:34Well, because your son...

00:39:35In other words, Raúl, don't lose one father, gain another.

00:39:38That?

00:39:38But, huh?

00:39:39But how can it not be that big of a deal?

00:39:40Damn, if someone told you that your son, I mean, the thing that matters most to you in the world,

00:39:44which now turns out it's not yours, damn it.

00:39:46That's it, that's it.

00:39:47Pussy.

00:39:47That's difficult.

00:39:48Difficult, difficult.

00:39:49Difficult.

00:39:50I'm already excited.

00:39:52I'm thrilled, damn it, that now that things weren't going well in my studies,

00:39:55now that all that studying nonsense is over.

00:39:58I'm excited to study vocational training in the field of mechanics.

00:40:02And I could already picture him there with me in the workshop, talking about our things, damn it.

00:40:07Well, one thing, I mean, that's good, I mean, it's nice, right?

00:40:11About the workshop there with the father, in this case the stepfather, excuse me,

00:40:15With the son there, the two of them together in the workshop, that's nice, that's good.

00:40:17But what about Raúl doing vocational training in mechanics, don't you think...?

00:40:21Come on, don't you think Raúl should, well, the guy is going to aim a little higher?

00:40:25I mean, the guy should...

00:40:26What's happening?

00:40:27Are you going to act like a father to my son now?

00:40:29Now?

00:40:29No, no, no, if you're going to act like a father figure with my son, well,

00:40:33Okay, I'll send you the school bills and the whole story about the maintenance fees.

00:40:39It's costing me a fortune, I'll get another wine, please?

00:40:42No, no, no, calm down, calm down, calm down, calm down.

00:40:47Marco Serrano, to the blackboard.

00:40:48Could you tell us who wrote these verses?

00:41:06I didn't hear you, Serrano.

00:41:09No, no, I don't know.

00:41:11Ah, you don't know, do you?

00:41:13Well, I don't know, tell me what you know.

00:41:15About what?

00:41:19About what?

00:41:20Are you stupid or are you pretending?

00:41:21Is there anything you know?

00:41:23The name of a poem, by a poet?

00:41:25Have you learned anything throughout your school life?

00:41:27Or do you have the brain of a mosquito?

00:41:30Hey?

00:41:35Look, if I were you, I wouldn't even show up for the exam tomorrow.

00:41:38Did I tell you to sit down?

00:41:39The rest of you can leave.

00:42:04What does this mean?

00:42:06What are we going to do? Fatal attraction, huh?

00:42:07No, not until I...

00:42:08Look, shut up.

00:42:09Shut up, you're a pimp.

00:42:10You had to tell everyone, right?

00:42:12To everyone.

00:42:13Raquel, I'm in the same boat as you, I don't know how...

00:42:15What a liar you are!

00:42:16But how can you lie so much?

00:42:18Look, I'm warning you, okay?

00:42:20You're not going to ruin my life.

00:42:22Because I'll screw you over first.

00:42:24You understand?

00:42:24This is what happens when I get involved with a immature kid.

00:42:39What's up with this aunt, huh?

00:42:40Hey man, that's a bad vibe, dude.

00:42:43They don't give you the key, do they?

00:42:48Maybe not.

00:42:49So what do we do now?

00:42:51Well, I don't know.

00:42:51Look, if Marcos could hook up with a teacher, he can hook up with us too.

00:42:55So, with whom?

00:42:56Come on.

00:42:57The nun?

00:43:01You're kidding, right?

00:43:02Damn, look, it's no secret that Lurtita needs affection.

00:43:06I mean...

00:43:07Man, I already met with Santiago, didn't I?

00:43:09In other words, it's accessible.

00:43:13Okay, go ahead and try it.

00:43:14And a milk, right?

00:43:15Rock, paper, scissors?

00:43:20Wow, how annoying!

00:43:21How annoying!

00:43:23Be careful, then!

00:43:24You're going to fall!

00:43:25Now I'll be able to do it!

00:43:26Now!

00:43:26Fiti, for God's sake!

00:43:27Damn it, leave me alone already!

00:43:29Let me!

00:43:30Damn it, guide me home!

00:43:31Host!

00:43:32Hey, hey, hey!

00:43:33Now you're leaving!

00:43:34Now you're leaving!

00:43:35You see, damn it...

00:43:36Come here, you coward!

00:43:38Come here, you coward, you're not well, Fiti!

00:43:38Be quiet!

00:43:40You're going to get involved with Candela.

00:43:41Besides losing your son, you're also going to lose your wife.

00:43:44But, but, but, that saint, don't be an animal.

00:43:46What do you call the kid?

00:43:47Leave him alone, Diego, you're right!

00:43:48No!

00:43:49I'm a loser, I'm a piece of shit!

00:43:50I'm going to lose everything, damn it!

00:43:53I'm going to lose the child!

00:43:54I'm going to lose my wife!

00:43:55He's going to the workshop!

00:43:56Lie down!

00:43:56Everyone! I'm a fool, nothing!

00:43:58Come on, calm down!

00:43:59He's going home!

00:43:59Host!

00:44:01Leaves!

00:44:02Don't worry.

00:44:02Leaves!

00:44:03Okay, let go!

00:44:04Let go!

00:44:05Let go, Mommy!

00:44:06Calm down!

00:44:06Let go now!

00:44:08No!

00:44:09No, yes, my son!

00:44:15Sperm, you lazy bums!

00:44:18Sperm, you lazy bums!

00:44:20Sperm, you lazy bums!

00:44:21Sperm, you lazy bums!

00:44:22As?

00:44:23Good, good!

00:44:23Come see this!

00:44:24I won't lose you, wait!

00:44:25Now!

00:44:26Damn, what the hell!

00:44:27Wait a minute, dude!

00:44:37Look who's coming!

00:44:39Damn, it's already been a month!

00:44:41Yuhu!

00:44:42Guys!

00:44:43Is the little obulum here again?

00:44:45How tiresome, man!

00:44:47So, who's going now?

00:44:48It's over now, I'm on a roll!

00:44:50What's happening?

00:44:51Hey?

00:44:52There's nobody there!

00:44:54Turbulence!

00:44:55There's no one like me!

00:45:14I'll take care of it myself, Fitis!

00:45:16I'll take care of it myself!

00:45:16That guy with the faux leather underwear!

00:45:18Already!

00:45:18I'll be right there!

00:45:18What's wrong, old mother?

00:45:20What's happening?

00:45:21You, huh!

00:45:22Hey!

00:45:23You can't be here, man!

00:45:25Let her go!

00:45:26Come on, man, what's going on?

00:45:27Damn my life!

00:45:28This is one of my shoulders!

00:45:29Bastard!

00:45:30Let her go!

00:45:31Let go!

00:45:34Fiti.

00:45:38A nightmare.

00:45:40I have a feeling of anguish here.

00:45:43This has overwhelmed me.

00:45:44Fiti.

00:45:47You're not okay, Fiti.

00:45:48You're not well and you need attention.

00:45:51Yes, yes, it's my fault.

00:45:53The focus is here, mentally.

00:45:55I know professionals.

00:45:56I'm going to take you to a psychologist this afternoon.

00:45:58And you'll see how good it is.

00:45:59Because we're going to talk to him, we're going to have a dialogue.

00:46:01and you tell him your...

00:46:02Otherwise, Fiti, I can see you're going to have a major trauma and...

00:46:05Dude, I know about this.

00:46:06Take my word for it, seriously.

00:46:08You are a friend.

00:46:09Damn it.

00:46:10He has a close friend.

00:46:12What are you going to be, a friend, Fiti?

00:46:13Damn, you're not going to be a friend.

00:46:14What I am...

00:46:15He is an adulterer.

00:46:17A despicable adulterer, too.

00:46:18Come on.

00:46:28Yes, go ahead.

00:46:31Did you want something?

00:46:33Yeah.

00:46:34Well, I have a little problem

00:46:36and that he wanted to talk to someone.

00:46:38Oh, well, shall I serve you?

00:46:39Yeah.

00:46:40Well, sit down, son, and tell me.

00:46:47Tell me.

00:46:49No, well, it's just that...

00:46:51Well, we have a literature exam tomorrow.

00:46:54Yeah.

00:46:55And my mother, well, Candela, has told my friends and me that if we don't try it, well...

00:47:03Yeah, you guys are a little rushed, aren't you?

00:47:05Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:47:07Because, well, when it comes to studying, we're not very good at it...

00:47:12Well, you'll have to try, won't you?

00:47:14Okay, fine.

00:47:15My father says that trying is the first step to failing.

00:47:19Well, tell your father from me not to be so pessimistic.

00:47:22Look, what you need are study techniques.

00:47:26Already.

00:47:29Hey, uh...

00:47:30Have you ever been told that you look gorgeous when you smile?

00:47:36Hey?

00:47:37Hey...

00:47:38Yes, let's see.

00:47:40Hey, never...

00:47:41No one has ever told you that you smell really good.

00:47:44Okay, let's see, don't talk nonsense, Raúl.

00:47:46I'm going to give you a couple of rules that will help you.

00:47:50I can't, Lurditas.

00:47:53You see, I have to...

00:47:55I have to confess something to you.

00:47:58I see you and...

00:47:59AND...

00:48:00I don't know.

00:48:01I feel an uncontrollable attraction.

00:48:03Raúl, please, I'm your religion teacher.

00:48:05Well, I'll ask God to forgive me because I can't help it.

00:48:06But...

00:48:07Since I was ten years old, I've thought of you as a woman.

00:48:09But what are you saying, son?

00:48:10Look, look what's wrong with you...

00:48:12That can't be.

00:48:13What's happening to you is that you're confusing your feelings.

00:48:15Hey?

00:48:16No, Lurditas, no.

00:48:17Yes, Raúl, yes.

00:48:18No.

00:48:19Yes!

00:48:20Okay, look, let's stop this nonsense.

00:48:22Give me the computer password.

00:48:24I'll give you what's yours.

00:48:25Ah!

00:48:33Something's gone wrong, man.

00:48:34Something has gone wrong.

00:48:35Something has gone wrong.

00:48:36What the hell?

00:48:38But come on, guys.

00:48:39What we have done is tell the truth.

00:48:41Freedom of expression is our right.

00:48:43We will not be moved!

00:48:44Where from?

00:48:45Where from what?

00:48:47That?

00:48:47Where are they not going to move us from?

00:48:49I'm stuck in nowhere.

00:48:50It's a typical political slogan.

00:48:53Let's see, what I meant was that we're going to investigate and find out who Talés is and which teacher he's been hooking up with.

00:48:58Already.

00:48:58And when we find out, what do we do?

00:49:02Should we announce it?

00:49:03We've been fired from the newspaper, man.

00:49:05Dude, you guys sometimes depress me.

00:49:06But come on, don't you know how?

00:49:08We don't need Candela's newspaper.

00:49:10We're going to make a free newspaper.

00:49:12Our own newspaper.

00:49:13And we're going to make a fortune.

00:49:16That sounds good.

00:49:17Of course.

00:49:18The first issue comes out tomorrow.

00:49:20Come on, let's get to work.

00:49:21Come on, man.

00:49:22Come on.

00:49:24Hello, hello, hello.

00:49:25Hey, Guille, just a moment.

00:49:27Dude, I cracked up at the newspaper thing.

00:49:29Was it a trending topic?

00:49:31And does that offend my little brother?

00:49:33Who's it going to be?

00:49:34I.

00:49:35That?

00:49:38What's happening?

00:49:39You've ruined my life, you idiot.

00:49:41But what are you saying, Marco?

00:49:43Is that you?

00:49:44Yes, it's me.

00:49:45How did you find out?

00:49:47I was on the drunken record, but dude, I swear.

00:49:49Wow, that's intense, I mean, that's you.

00:49:57Have you broken down, Guille?

00:50:04Hey, sorry, Marcos.

00:50:08Well, that could be anyone, right?

00:50:11And in the second kiss there are two feces.

00:50:14Salas and I.

00:50:15Go on, throw it.

00:50:19Excuse me, but...

00:50:22Don't worry, I'll fix it, okay?

00:50:24Trust me.

00:50:25Because I'm so small and your world is so big

00:50:45No matter how much they shout, you won't hear me.

00:50:53Because I'm so small and your world is so big

00:51:00No matter how much they shout, you won't hear me.

00:51:07Because I'm so small and your world is so big

00:51:15No matter how much they shout, you won't hear me.

00:51:22Can I come in?

00:51:32What's the matter?

00:51:34Nothing.

00:51:36Raquel is angry with you about the newspaper, isn't she?

00:51:40Well, no, don't worry, it'll pass.

00:51:44Okay, we've cut.

00:51:46Really?

00:51:50I'm sorry.

00:51:52But...

00:51:54Well, I'm sure you'll fix it and all that.

00:51:57No?

00:51:58No.

00:51:59I think that...

00:52:01This is already...

00:52:02Well, it's final.

00:52:05Well, you were right.

00:52:10We didn't last.

00:52:14Already.

00:52:14Well, then you owe me dinner or something.

00:52:20No.

00:52:22It's a joke.

00:52:27But...

00:52:29Come on, come here.

00:52:32Don't worry, okay?

00:52:35I will take care of you.

00:52:37No matter how much they shout, you're not going to hear me.

00:52:43Uh, uh...

00:52:44Fiti, eh...

00:52:45Opa, eh...

00:52:46Francis.

00:52:47No no.

00:52:48No, Fermín, Fermín, Fermín.

00:52:49Fernando, Fernando, Fernando.

00:52:50No, no, no.

00:52:50Fiti, Fiti, Fiti.

00:52:51Fiti, Fiti.

00:52:52No, no, I already know him, damn it.

00:52:54Ah, wait, okay.

00:52:55You see, what we've come to tell you...

00:52:57Come on.

00:52:58We would prove to you that...

00:53:00That you had the highest...

00:53:02Discretion.

00:53:03That.

00:53:03Discretion.

00:53:04Yes, yes, because of all the problems we've told you about...

00:53:07This one, well, by far the most serious.

00:53:09By far.

00:53:09The most delicate one, huh?

00:53:10Yeah.

00:53:11You're scaring me.

00:53:13To sum it up, my son Raúl...

00:53:15...he is not my son.

00:53:19I mean, I've been raising him all these years, but he's not exactly my son.

00:53:24It's mine, mine.

00:53:25That is.

00:53:25Yes of course.

00:53:26So I, I'll stay on as the father...

00:53:29...putative.

00:53:30That.

00:53:31Okay, let's see, let's see.

00:53:32But...

00:53:33This insurance covers that.

00:53:34I'm telling you, if I just came from getting the tests done and I'm sterile, impotent, great.

00:53:40What is luxury?

00:53:41What is luxury?

00:53:42Deluxe?

00:53:43Yes, well, tame.

00:53:45Just like a Dutch cow, the same.

00:53:46Come on, it seems I'm the father.

00:53:48I mean, one, come on, an encounter, an accident, a thing like...

00:53:51Just another teenage thing.

00:53:52Yes, I see, I see.

00:53:53Well, what does the mother say?

00:53:55My mother had a banner for me.

00:53:56My mother had a banner for me, my mother.

00:53:56Come on, with all due respect, damn it, but...

00:53:59Come on, Candela's a saint, okay, but...

00:54:01The thing is, the thing is...

00:54:03We don't know how to talk to the boy.

00:54:06We don't know.

00:54:07We don't know how to deal with the issue.

00:54:08In other words, we talk about it, but we don't know how to handle the topic.

00:54:11Well, I think that...

00:54:13...while acknowledging the shock this news must have caused you, right?

00:54:17Well, I think we need to take the seriousness out of the real issue.

00:54:20In other words, screwed.

00:54:20Because they're not my gonads, but yours.

00:54:22Let's see, Fiti, no, no, I'm not talking about your sterility, no.

00:54:26I'm talking about the news of becoming a father.

00:54:29For all intents and purposes, you are the father, and you still are.

00:54:32You raised him, there are bonds of affection, come on.

00:54:35It's just as important who planted the seed, isn't it?

00:54:39Ah, look, he's right about that.

00:54:41In other words, the little seed isn't that important, Fiti.

00:54:43The little seeds are flying through the air from a tree next to you.

00:54:46Okay, okay, fine, okay, fine.

00:54:48And what do you propose we do with the boy?

00:54:50That's mainly why we've come here.

00:54:51Let's see.

00:54:52Well, the key is to approach the topic with a relaxed attitude.

00:54:55Not as a problem, but as an unimportant matter that suddenly occurred to you, tell each other about it.

00:54:59But just like that, come on, with a sense of humor.

00:55:01Yeah, it doesn't piss you off.

00:55:02Yes, we tell him like a little kid on the street, right?

00:55:03I'm not your father!

00:55:05No, no, Fiti, Fiti, Fiti, I'm going to do you a favor, man, right?

00:55:07Look, affection is the key.

00:55:09Choose a place where you were with him when he was little, I don't know, remember being with him, okay?

00:55:16And are you sure about... I mean, about...

00:55:20What about Raúl's right to know the truth?

00:55:23Yes indeed.

00:55:24You're sure?

00:55:25Completely.

00:55:26Okay, but no drama, okay?

00:55:27Clear.

00:55:27Well, no, that's enough.

00:55:28With a sense of humor, right?

00:55:30I mean, with a sense of humor, I mean, come on, I'm just...

00:55:32Come on, I'm cracking up.

00:55:34I'm breaking the whole box.

00:55:35Right now, I'm getting a sudden urge to leave.

00:55:42Dude, let's say, dude, calm down.

00:55:43How are you?

00:55:44You look great, how's it going?

00:55:46Hey, you don't think that way about leaving the house, do you?

00:55:48No, you're coming with me.

00:55:49It's the mother who gave birth to me that we needed.

00:55:53Another incest, Fiti, another incest.

00:55:56Well, that's up to you.

00:55:58Salas, you look great!

00:56:05That's great, I wanted to apologize.

00:56:09Apologies for what, son?

00:56:10Well, you know, because of the performance, because of my friend Raúl's attitude.

00:56:16You know what I mean.

00:56:16Yes, that's it.

00:56:18Well, don't worry.

00:56:19And look at your friend, nothing's wrong, it's already been forgotten.

00:56:21I wanted to tell you that I also admire you very much, as a teacher.

00:56:38Thank you so much.

00:56:40And also as a woman.

00:56:42Well, Salas, are you kidding me or what?

00:56:55No, no, Lurdita, you already know that we admire you a lot.

00:56:59Well, you prepared us for our first communion.

00:57:01Well, and your catechism classes are awesome.

00:57:04That doesn't mean we don't also see you as an erotic icon, Lurdita.

00:57:16So, the apology is accepted, but don't go around saying I'm going to get angry, okay?

00:57:20Well, excuse me, okay?

00:57:22Sorry.

00:57:29Okay, that's it, man.

00:57:30Very good, man.

00:57:32The perfect couple.

00:57:34Maybe he lacked a little bit of tongue.

00:57:35Come on, give me the money, this isn't free, okay.

00:57:37No.

00:57:38The most important thing is not missing.

00:57:39The statements of the protagonist of the romantic drama.

00:57:41Come on, hurry up, I have to go prepare my cheat sheets for tomorrow's exam.

00:57:45So, what's up, Pichi?

00:57:47More and more calm.

00:57:48But leave it, leave it, I don't know if I'm worse off.

00:57:52I don't know if it's a good idea to tell the boy that his father is the boss and his mother is a cheap, old-fashioned party girl, you know?

00:57:58God forgive me, but it's just...

00:58:00Listen to me.

00:58:01Listen to me, why?

00:58:03It's not that serious, I mean...

00:58:05If you take it with a sense of humor, then it's not such a big deal.

00:58:07Diego, please.

00:58:09Hey, why are you telling him that?

00:58:11During training?

00:58:12Like in an intimate moment in the locker room, right?

00:58:15Damn, if you just blurt it out like it's nothing, like...

00:58:17And as if I didn't know anything.

00:58:21Okay.

00:58:23Okay, put it right.

00:58:24I'm going home, to see if I can get some rest.

00:58:26Tomorrow is a day...

00:58:27...great.

00:58:28Okay, I'm going now and I'll keep her company.

00:58:30Yeah.

00:58:34Hello.

00:58:34Halo!

00:58:36You take Mr. Raul.

00:58:37Come in, mister.

00:58:38Dad, let's keep studying upstairs for a while, okay?

00:58:42Okay, okay.

00:58:44See you later.

00:58:45Raúl, Raúl's son.

00:58:47Sit down, sit here with me.

00:58:49Sit down.

00:58:50No, no, sit down, man doesn't die.

00:58:53Here.

00:58:54With me, Raúl.

00:58:55You, Marcos, if you want, you can climb up there, it won't go with you.

00:59:01It belongs to Raúl and me.

00:59:02Is something wrong?

00:59:15Well, to pass, to pass, no...

00:59:19Mister, I know I haven't been giving my all on the field lately, but...

00:59:23No, no, no, no, don't worry about that, man, don't worry, okay?

00:59:26Is something wrong with my father?

00:59:28To my mother?

00:59:28No, son, no.

00:59:30No, I was just looking at you.

00:59:32Do I have snot or something?

00:59:35No.

00:59:36No.

00:59:39One thing, Raúl.

00:59:42What do you want to do in life?

00:59:46Well, the same as everyone else, right?

00:59:47Just to have the best time possible, that's it.

00:59:50No, what a joke.

00:59:51You say you're studying and all that, right?

00:59:53Yeah.

00:59:55Well, then...

00:59:57I'm mostly not a good student, you know?

01:00:01Yeah.

01:00:01And my mother says I'm going to end up doing one of those vocational training modules, in mechanics, and well, since my father is excited about it...

01:00:09Oh no, no, no, no, no, sorry, no, no, your father isn't happy about it, I mean, your father isn't happy about it, right?

01:00:15No, look, what I mean is, you have to have dreams, but for example, your father isn't excited about that, because...

01:00:20But the ham thing, well, the ham thing was fine, I was young, and the ham thing was fine, that was fine, but I had other hopes and dreams.

01:00:26What dreams did I have? I wanted to be a pilot.

01:00:28Look.

01:00:29Ah.

01:00:30Well, you're the same, you have to have dreams, you're very young, you already have things there, I mean, the workshop, the spark plugs and the oil change, you have it there, it's there, you have to have more dreams, a little bit of a broader perspective, you understand?

01:00:42And how do you do that? By working hard, and by building a career, that's it.

01:00:47Well, you can talk to my father about it, okay?

01:00:51Sorry.

01:00:53Eva, Eva, aunt, let me have those notes I told you about, okay?

01:00:56I need them.

01:00:57What notes?

01:00:58Well, what kind of notes are they going to be, little girl, the notes, the...

01:01:00Okay, hey, hey, hey, dog, dog, let's see if we can keep our composure in this family, okay?

01:01:07Now, that little hand, get out of there, get out, and let there be distance.

01:01:12Let there be distance, okay?

01:01:13Okay, let's go.

01:01:14Okay, the notes.

01:01:31Good morning.

01:01:32Hello.

01:01:32How are you?

01:01:34That?

01:01:35We woke up hungry, didn't we?

01:01:37Hey, hey, hey, it's for me.

01:01:39It's for you.

01:01:41For me?

01:01:42Uh-huh.

01:01:42But no, okay.

01:01:44Sit down.

01:01:45That's a lot, well, thank you very much.

01:01:48I told you I was going to take care of you, didn't I?

01:01:50Yeah, well, it looks really good, huh?

01:01:53Yeah?

01:01:55Hello good morning.

01:01:57Hello.

01:01:58Wow, what a breakfast.

01:02:00He stole from me...

01:02:00And you don't take anything, Eva?

01:02:03No, not me.

01:02:04Ah, yes, with heartbreak.

01:02:06Haven't I told you who he is, Marcos?

01:02:08Me?

01:02:08Not me?

01:02:10Yes, I have told him.

01:02:11The thing is, he hasn't realized it, has he?

01:02:13You didn't tell me, but I didn't find out.

01:02:15Who is it?

01:02:16I'm coming.

01:02:17I didn't find out.

01:02:18Hello.

01:02:19Hello.

01:02:19See you later.

01:02:24See you later.

01:02:25That?

01:02:25How's everything going?

01:02:29I was anxious all night, man.

01:02:31I've slept less than the kid from The Sixth Sense.

01:02:33That's because of the weight, huh?

01:02:34I mean, as soon as you lose the weight, I mean, your problem is because of the weight.

01:02:36You get rid of the weight and everything goes away.

01:02:38Would you understand?

01:02:38That?

01:02:40I've been mulling it over.

01:02:42That?

01:02:42And I think the father's part is true, but telling the kid about impotence, well,

01:02:48No, why bother, not at all...

01:02:50No, no, let me tell you something.

01:02:51You are not impotent, I mean, you are sterile, you understand, sterile, it has nothing to do with it.

01:02:54Remember what he told us...

01:02:55What I have to tell my son is very serious, damn it, it's very serious.

01:02:57And on top of that, we have to laugh, damn it.

01:02:58I'll hug you, come on, we'll talk now, come on, look.

01:03:04But, look, a newspaper has been born, but again.

01:03:08Maritere, what a lack of imagination.

01:03:10Because you say so?

01:03:11What's that?

01:03:13Don't worry, Maritere, you'll see, but everything in its own time, okay?

01:03:15Me, me, me, me.

01:03:16You do behave well, but please, let's prepare some cereal with milk.

01:03:19Okay, fine!

01:03:21I am the worst.

01:03:30Want one? It's free.

01:03:32Is the truth the Garcilaso? Do you want one?

01:03:33Yes, here, here.

01:03:34Hey, it's free, okay?

01:03:35Clear.

01:03:36Come on, auntie, cough up the cash already.

01:03:39The alternative newsletter, gentlemen.

01:03:41On your exclusive list with the star of the romance.

01:03:43Just one euro, just one euro.

01:03:44Thank you.

01:03:45Come on, just one euro, one sleeve.

01:03:47Thank you.

01:03:48One euro, okay.

01:03:49Just one euro, okay.

01:03:50Well, it was two, two little pecks and some groping, but hey, we did it for love.

01:03:55We love each other.

01:04:00Well, I fixed it later, right?

01:04:02See you later.

01:04:17Thank you very much, Fernando.

01:04:18Nothing, dude.

01:04:18And sorry.

01:04:19Nothing.

01:04:19Come on, aunt, alternative aunt, gentlemen.

01:04:22Come on.

01:04:23Exclusive interview with the star of the romantic comedy.

01:04:25Salas and Lurditas, the romance of Garcilaso.

01:04:28We did it out of love.

01:04:30But, but, he says, ever since she prepared me for communion, I knew that what I felt for her was love.

01:04:36Oh, but how shameless.

01:04:38These guys, these brainiacs are going to find out, they're going to be terrified.

01:04:41A little indulgence, Candela.

01:04:42Man, indulgence, what indulgence, baby.

01:04:45Look at the photos.

01:04:47He says you're the erotic myth, the sex symbol of the school.

01:04:50Well, yes, maybe they've exaggerated things a little, but it's nothing more than a big load of nonsense.

01:04:54Don't make a big deal out of it.

01:04:56Furthermore, it is normal for students to be attracted to their teachers.

01:05:00We are intelligent, mature women with a great influence over them.

01:05:04There's nothing wrong with that.

01:05:06Well, as long as you're not going to be surprised.

01:05:08Exclusive interview with the protagonist of the romance.

01:05:11Damn, the magpie!

01:05:14Serrano.

01:05:16The edition is confiscated.

01:05:19Eh, eh.

01:05:20The proceeds are also confiscated.

01:05:22Let her go.

01:05:30Take.

01:05:31Look, for the church.

01:05:32And he asks for a little strength.

01:05:34So that we don't give in to the students' wishes, okay?

01:05:40Fetish and dramatic, huh?

01:05:41In other words, the psychologist's quarantine, a sense of humor, a lot of sense of humor.

01:05:44Yes, yes, be careful, be careful.

01:05:45Careful, that's good.

01:05:49Hello, Diego.

01:05:49How are you?

01:05:50Hi, Dad.

01:05:53Is something wrong?

01:05:53Uh, no, no, no way.

01:05:55Hey, what was I going to say?

01:05:57Why don't we go for a walk?

01:05:59Come on.

01:05:59Oh, really?

01:06:00Yeah.

01:06:00TRUE?

01:06:01Hey, hey, what are we doing here, Dad?

01:06:09Hey...

01:06:09I have an exam in two hours.

01:06:11Yes, yes, yes.

01:06:12Okay, but come on, your exams...

01:06:15Imagine, how many have you done in your life?

01:06:17Well, a lot, Raúl.

01:06:18You've taken a lot of exams.

01:06:19And yet, how many times have you walked with your father through the park where you grew up?

01:06:24Rarely, very rarely.

01:06:25Few, very few.

01:06:26EITHER...

01:06:27Or none.

01:06:28Or none.

01:06:29Already.

01:06:30Well.

01:06:31Here it goes.

01:06:32Look.

01:06:33A swing.

01:06:35Hey, hey, let's do something?

01:06:38Sit on the swing.

01:06:39Sit down.

01:06:40Sit down, man, on the swing.

01:06:41I'll swing you.

01:06:42Or when you make a mess.

01:06:44Yes, yes.

01:06:44Okay, yes.

01:06:45Come on, sit down there.

01:06:46Sit down, sit down.

01:06:47Sit down.

01:06:49That's it.

01:06:50There, with your little candies.

01:06:56Why don't we play a game?

01:06:58There it goes, yes.

01:06:58What a great idea.

01:06:59Come on, let's go, let's go.

01:07:00What do you think of the question and answer format?

01:07:03Yes, also.

01:07:04Besides, Raúl loves that, right?

01:07:06Let's see if I can think of one.

01:07:07Let him answer the first one.

01:07:09I'm...

01:07:09I'm getting...

01:07:09Ah, yes, yes.

01:07:10Look, you, Raúl, if I ask you what your father's name is, what will you answer?

01:07:17I'm kidding.

01:07:18No way, man, no way.

01:07:19Answer, answer.

01:07:20You'll see how much fun it is.

01:07:21You answer.

01:07:22What is your father's name?

01:07:24We agree with Martínez.

01:07:27Incorrect answer.

01:07:28And the correct answer is...

01:07:29Diego Serrano.

01:07:31Come on, I'm your father.

01:07:33We're heading that way, aren't we?

01:07:35Yes, yes, let's go there, it's getting cooler.

01:07:37Yeah.

01:07:37Do you have the notes?

01:07:50Matongo, don't make me dizzy, man.

01:07:51Don't make me dizzy anymore.

01:07:52Dude, I can't even learn a single paragraph.

01:07:54Imagine six themes.

01:07:55Impossible.

01:07:56Well, look, we apply the law of probability and screw it.

01:07:59Which law?

01:08:00Don't you know what the law of probability is?

01:08:01No.

01:08:01Well, the lottery, mate, the good old-fashioned kind.

01:08:03Look, imagine you have to study, well, thirty pages, right?

01:08:06Which is already impossible.

01:08:08Well, since you can't do that, you choose one at random.

01:08:12And if the Child Saint Anthony appears, and if not, then the Immaculate Conception.

01:08:17That last-minute review, which is really useful for reinforcing concepts, huh?

01:08:21Well, here we are, clarifying some concepts and such.

01:08:25So, since we're being a bit dense and all, maybe you could lend us a hand.

01:08:29and tell us a little bit about where things are going to be and all that.

01:08:33Yeah, you rascal.

01:08:35Well, look, I don't know, all I can tell you is that Raquel's favorite little poet

01:08:39It's Rubén Darío.

01:08:42Luck!

01:08:43Thank you!

01:08:45But what did you give him?

01:08:47But what do you think?

01:08:49What about you?

01:08:50No, darling, damn it.

01:08:52Come on, let's go find that poet whose name is on the square.

01:08:54But dude, what is it?

01:08:54But, dude?

01:08:55As?

01:08:56No, dude, no, it's Rubén Darío, right?

01:08:58What is a Darío?

01:08:59Raul.

01:09:00Raul, uncle.

01:09:01We have what's going on between him and he knows.

01:09:04No, it doesn't matter.

01:09:05Leave it.

01:09:07Dude, what's really wrong with you? I don't know.

01:09:08Come on, guys, come on in.

01:09:10You have half an hour for review before the exam.

01:09:12Have a good one.

01:09:13So, how's it going?

01:09:14I have my account.

01:09:15Bye.

01:09:21Raul.

01:09:22Raul.

01:09:23You're going to be late for the exam, come in.

01:09:28No, Mom.

01:09:30I can't do it.

01:09:31I've been traumatized.

01:09:34Well, we're getting creative with excuses, aren't we?

01:09:36Well, just so you know, if you don't try this...

01:09:38Mom, don't lecture me, please, I've had enough for today.

01:09:42It's very hard to accept that your father is no longer your father and that your father is now the ham seller.

01:09:51As?

01:09:54Don't play dumb, Mom.

01:09:56You must have contributed something to the Moor's camp, right?

01:09:58Kid, what are you saying, kid?

01:10:00Mom, Mom, I know it, the fortune teller told Dad, come on, Fiti.

01:10:05And then...

01:10:06And then she went and had fertility tests done.

01:10:09What are you saying, Raúl?

01:10:12Well, at first they didn't want to tell me.

01:10:14Come on, Dad.

01:10:15Well, Fiti didn't want to.

01:10:18But in the end, Diego had to tell me.

01:10:20And what did Diego tell you?

01:10:22Well, well, Dad...

01:10:23Come on, Fiti...

01:10:26Well, what is it...

01:10:28Be gentle.

01:10:31Completely insane.

01:10:34And...

01:10:35Raul.

01:10:35Come on, you already know all this, right?

01:10:37You're serious, right?

01:10:38This is no joke.

01:10:40Do I look like I'm joking?

01:10:44Now that's enough, huh?

01:10:45That's enough.

01:10:46You could have told me sooner.

01:10:48I mean, I'm part of this, aren't I?

01:10:51They're going to find out.

01:10:53So I'm not taking the exam then, huh?

01:11:06Well, it seems Raúl hasn't taken it too badly, has he?

01:11:10So, what's your take on it?

01:11:12Well, I've seen it.

01:11:13I mean, well, I've seen it, man, well.

01:11:15Now the kid has to come to terms with it.

01:11:16Yes, of course.

01:11:17So, when you change pairs at 17, well, you know.

01:11:21Clear.

01:11:22Mister.

01:11:23And is this going to be it?

01:11:23That?

01:11:24Are we on high alert again?

01:11:26Come on, now, get out.

01:11:28Fuck off.

01:11:31What is this?

01:11:32The truth about Garcilas?

01:11:34Ah, bring it, bring it, bring it, bring it.

01:11:34This is the newspaper that IJTT is making.

01:11:38Look what it says.

01:11:39A romance has been born.

01:11:40A student S, in quotation marks, involved with a teacher from second grade B.

01:11:45Don't mess with me, man.

01:11:46Second B is not the class of Marcos and Raúl, I mean, of my children.

01:11:52In other words, the class.

01:11:54Sure, sure.

01:11:55And what do you think the S is?

01:11:57That?

01:11:57The S, S, of Serrano.

01:11:59But what about Marcos and the teacher from Egos Populis?

01:12:02What are you telling me?

01:12:04What are you telling me, Fidley?

01:12:05So, Marcos dated a teacher?

01:12:07How awful!

01:12:07Well.

01:12:08Water, water, water, water.

01:12:11Have you guys lost your minds or what?

01:12:13What have you told Raúl about his father not being his father?

01:12:15Well, the truth is, Candela, the truth.

01:12:17And lower your tone, darling, because if there's a victim here, it's me.

01:12:20I'm suffering enough already.

01:12:21What are you saying?

01:12:22No, let's see, listen to me, listen to me, I'll explain it to you, Candela.

01:12:25We've talked about it, haven't we?

01:12:27And it seems, I mean, it seems that this night in Campo del Moro,

01:12:30It's going to be that I got you pregnant.

01:12:31I got you pregnant.

01:12:33Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

01:12:34Don't make that face, I was scared too.

01:12:36I've had the tests done.

01:12:37And I am sterile.

01:12:39You're an idiot.

01:12:41And on top of that, you're messing around.

01:12:42In other words, on top of being cuckolded, he's also had to dig.

01:12:43But at least admit it, damn it.

01:12:45But hey, what do I have to admit?

01:12:46Since when does a woman get pregnant from two flings and four kisses?

01:12:50But...

01:12:51So there was no...

01:12:52Damn, old woman.

01:12:53That nothing happened.

01:12:54But anyway, what have you told them?

01:12:55I've told you, well, I won't go into details, I mean, I remember being...

01:12:58In other words, I won't go into details.

01:12:59But that night in the Moro field there was spring onion, wasn't there?

01:13:04Spring onion.

01:13:05There was a onion.

01:13:06Linnet.

01:13:07Nothing happened.

01:13:08Nothing.

01:13:08Absolutely nothing.

01:13:10Well, so...

01:13:11Well, I've already said that I don't remember everything.

01:13:13In other words, I can't remember all the details.

01:13:14I can't remember.

01:13:14Let's see if I can clear this up for a moment.

01:13:16Okay, calm down.

01:13:17In other words, one thing is clear.

01:13:18I've had the tests done.

01:13:19And the tests show baby food.

01:13:21Okay?

01:13:21So, that...

01:13:22Look, I'm only going to ask you once.

01:13:24Candle.

01:13:25Who is the father of my child?

01:13:27Since I am not the Holy Spirit, because I, apart from you, do not know him.

01:13:35I didn't find out.

01:13:38Oh!

01:13:39For me too, the best of my life!

01:13:42In other words, knowing the questions.

01:13:44Nudita!

01:13:46How was it?

01:13:47Good morning!

01:13:49Let's see!

01:13:51Yes, no, let me go!

01:13:52No, I don't know, I can't!

01:13:53Let me go!

01:13:54Marcos!

01:13:55Marcos, come here!

01:13:56How true!

01:13:57How true!

01:13:58What the hell are you doing with the teacher?

01:14:01Nothing, Dad, I was just kidding.

01:14:02What do you mean, it was a joke, Marcos?

01:14:03Oh my God, you're going to ruin me!

01:14:06What's this about you being involved with the literature teacher?

01:14:10That?

01:14:11What do you mean, what?

01:14:12What do you mean, what?

01:14:13You're a pig and a degenerate.

01:14:14In other words, first your sister, then the teacher.

01:14:16Who's next?

01:14:17Grandma!

01:14:18You've gone astray, Marcos.

01:14:20I don't know when it happened, but you've gone astray and there's no going back.

01:14:23Here, she's an older woman.

01:14:24Marcos, an older woman.

01:14:25Oh my God, we're going to watch it right now.

01:14:26No, please, Dad, don't do that to me.

01:14:27Where is Marcos?

01:14:27Where is?

01:14:28We messed up.

01:14:28Well, classy, Dad.

01:14:29Excuse me, where is the literature teacher?

01:14:42It's me.

01:14:43I wanted something.

01:14:44Oh, it's you!

01:14:45Yeah.

01:14:46Yes, yes.

01:14:47Well, I wanted to know how my son is doing in general.

01:14:51My son is Marcos Serrano.

01:14:53Marcos, how are you doing in literature?

01:14:55Well, I haven't graded the exams yet.

01:14:58Oh, what?

01:14:58Ah, well, uh...

01:15:01Alpha, see you later.

01:15:02Goodbye, thank you.

01:15:03Bye bye.

01:15:09Marcos.

01:15:12Give me a hug, son.

01:15:13Give me a hug.

01:15:14Very good.

01:15:15Very good.

01:15:17And he's not that old, is he?

01:15:18I don't think he's older.

01:15:19Okay, wait for me, how's it going?

01:15:22We're finished now, Dad.

01:15:24Raco?

01:15:24But what do you mean you've broken up?

01:15:26Oh my God.

01:15:27They don't last you at all.

01:15:28Son, you are fickle.

01:15:29And a playboy, a playboy.

01:15:31Well, I can't.

01:15:32No, I can't.

01:15:34Well, there must have been a mistake, because your results are excellent.

01:15:39150 million sperm.

01:15:42Pussy!

01:15:44Damn, huh?

01:15:44I'm a millionaire.

01:15:46Millions of little bugs, right?

01:15:48Yes, look, and also with 80% mobility, so...

01:15:52Like arrows.

01:15:54Like arrows hitting the bullseye.

01:15:55Peep, peep, peep!

01:15:57Okay, then we can rule out any sterility issues.

01:16:00Phew, come on, I'm feeling like a stud.

01:16:03Well, I already know.

01:16:05Thank you so much.

01:16:06Well.

01:16:08Oh, and one more thing.

01:16:10Look, there's one thing I don't quite understand.

01:16:14Yes, on the one hand I'm as strong as an ox, aren't I?

01:16:17And then my wife and I, here's my wife and I, let's see if I can explain.

01:16:23Fiti, leave it.

01:16:25Wait, darling, wait, she's very shy.

01:16:27It's 18 years old.

01:16:30In 18 years we were already able to have a football team, with substitutes and...

01:16:35Fiti, forgive me.

01:16:36That little pill I take every night?

01:16:39Ah, ah, yes, yes.

01:16:41It's not for sleeping.

01:16:47What is it for?

01:16:48Dreaming of doors that will not open for me

01:16:54I'm that boy next door

01:16:58And when time passed

01:17:03I have deceived myself

01:17:06I couldn't wait any longer.

01:17:08I have to accept it.

01:17:13There will be no sign or place

01:17:17And that's because you simply

01:17:19You're the girl next door

01:17:22Meanwhile, the two

01:17:27We have glances for breakfast every morning

01:17:33Meanwhile, the two

01:17:38We are lost reflections

01:17:42In your window

Los Serrano - 2x10 - El rey de espadas - HD 1080

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