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El Príncipe George decide convertirse en mecenas del diccionario del Dr. Samuel Johnson. Cuando Baldrick quema la obra por error, Blackadder debe reescribirla antes que el autor lo descubra.
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00:00The black viper
00:30Ink and incapacity
00:34Oh! Oh! Oh! Blacader! Blacader!
00:40Highness
00:40What time is it?
00:42It's three in the afternoon, Your Highness.
00:44Thank God, I thought I had slept too.
00:46I guess you had a nice evening.
00:49Well no, you see, the most extraordinary thing happened
00:53Last night I was snacking at the Horrid Hellfire Club
00:57And a guy said I had the brains and sophistication of a donkey.
01:01An absurd suggestion, sir.
01:03You're right, it's absurd.
01:04Unless it was a particularly stupid donkey.
01:07Do you think I would have said that?
01:12That happens often, sir.
01:13It occurs to us late what we should say
01:15Being Thomas Moore, for example
01:17Burned alive for refusing to reject his Catholicism
01:20He must have cursed a lot as the flames grew.
01:23Because it hadn't occurred to him to say
01:25I renounce Catholicism
01:27That famous brain
01:57Dr. Samuel Johnson has asked me to be a patron of his new book.
02:00And I have accepted
02:02And will it be the long-awaited dictionary, sir?
02:05Oh, what does the title matter?
02:06As long as I have a lot of good kills
02:08I think it's a masterpiece
02:10No, sir, it is not.
02:11It is the book with the least sense
02:13Since How to Learn French was translated into French
02:16You don't have anything personal against Johnson, do you, Lacaber?
02:22Good Lord, not at all.
02:24I hadn't heard of him until you mentioned him.
02:28But do you think he's a genius?
02:29No, sir, I don't think so.
02:31Unless your ridiculous dictionary's definition of genius is
02:34Fat donkey or shaky bottom
02:37Showy donkey with a big sweaty double chin
02:41Well, what a mess!
02:45Thank goodness you let me know.
02:47Because he was going to introduce his fat ass into the bosom of royalty
02:50I am delighted to be the instrument that keeps your breast free of butts
02:55Bravo
02:56I don't want to waste my time with shaky asses
02:59Make the tea, will you, Lacaber?
03:01Of course, sir.
03:02Oh, and put two cups, will you?
03:03That splendid little brain, Dr. Johnson, is coming.
03:06Something wrong, Mr. B?
03:12Ah, there's always something wrong, Baldrick.
03:15The fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat
03:19With the sexual capacity of a rhino in heat is a constant problem
03:23But today something is even worse
03:25That globular fraud Mr. Johnson will come to tea
03:29I thought I was the smartest man in England
03:31Baldrick would find smarter people
03:34At a meeting of the lodge of the guild of the village idiots
03:36That is not what you said when you sent your novena.
03:40Novel, Baldrick, ninth
03:42I sent him my novel
03:46Well, novel or novena, it seems to me that he doesn't like grapes because of their color.
03:50The phrase, Baldrick, is I don't want them because they're green.
03:53And yes, of course, go
03:55At least I could have answered.
03:57But no, nothing, not even a dear Gertrudis Perkins
04:00Thank you for your book
04:01Die, Samuel Johnson
04:03Gertrude Perkins?
04:05Yes, I looked for a female pseudonym.
04:07Everyone does it lately
04:10Mrs. Radcliffe, Jane Austen
04:12Is Jane Austen a man?
04:14Of course, a huge man with a beard like a rhododendron
04:18Oh, so it's very small.
04:21Compared to Dorothy Warburg's, yes.
04:23James Boswell is the only woman writing at the moment
04:27And that's just because he wants to steal Johnson's job.
04:30Maybe his book isn't good.
04:33Oh hell, it took me seven years and it's perfect
04:37Edmund, Life of a Butler
04:39A roller coaster novel in four hundred hot chapters
04:44A clear accusation of domestic servitude in the 18th century
04:49With the inclusion of some rogue gypsies
04:51It's my magnum opus, Baldrick
04:53Everyone has a novel inside
04:55And this is mine
04:56And this is mine
04:59My magnificent puscule
05:01Is this your novel, Baldrick?
05:04Yes, I can't stand long books.
05:06Once upon a time, there was a precious little sausage named Baldrick.
05:11Who lived happily ever after
05:14It is semi-autobiographical
05:18And completely horrifying
05:20Dr. Johnson will love it.
05:22Well, speaking of the devil
05:27Well, I'll go make the doctor comfortable.
05:31Let's see how clever that fat doctor of everything is.
05:36Go and make a fire for the prince, will you, Baldrick?
05:39What do I do it with?
05:40Ah, anything old will do, it works very well.
05:43Here, start with this.
05:44Forward
05:48Dr. Johnson, Your Highness
05:51Oh, Dr. Johnson, it's so cold.
05:53Oh, yes indeed, sir.
05:55But it's a great day
05:56Because last night I celebrated the encyclopedic execution
05:59From my premeditated cataloging
06:01From my popular Anglo-Saxon
06:02I haven't caught anything
06:06Well, I was just observing, sir, that I congratulate myself.
06:10Since during the course of the penultimate solar residence
06:12I finished my uninterrupted categorization
06:15From the vocabulary of our beloved language
06:17Post-Norman
06:19I don't know what he's talking about.
06:23But it looks very juicy, lucky man
06:25I know several girls who are very liberal.
06:27But I have never penultimately any of them in the solar residence
06:30As they have not given me any Norman language either
06:33I believe, sir.
06:34I think the doctor is trying to tell you that he is happy
06:40Because he has finished his book
06:41Apparently it has taken him ten years
06:44Yes, well, I read slowly too.
06:46Here it is, Syria, the true cornerstone of English scholarship.
06:55This book, sir, contains all the words of our beloved language.
06:59Oh, all the words, sir
07:01All the words, sir
07:02Well, in that case, sir.
07:05I hope you don't mind
07:06If I also offer the doctor my most enthusiastic congratulations
07:10As?
07:13Grandiosity, sir
07:14It is a common word in our environment
07:17Oh
07:17Oh, sorry, sir.
07:20I'm sad
07:21Have you thought about it?
07:23And even devastated for having caused him such a setback.
07:28How? How? How?
07:31Come on, what are you up to, Blackadder?
07:32All this is starting to sound like a foreign language to me.
07:35I'm sorry, sir.
07:37I just wanted to congratulate the doctor for not forgetting a single word.
07:41Should I bring the tea now, sir?
07:44Yes, yes, have them light the fire, please.
07:46Of course, sir.
07:47I will return immediately
07:50Oh, Dr. Johnson
07:55Do you want to sit down?
07:57Well, it's your book, tell me, what's it about?
08:00It's a book about the English language, sir.
08:02I see
08:03And the hero's name is?
08:06There is no hero, sir
08:07Is there no hero?
08:09Well, lucky I reminded him.
08:10Better put one up soon
08:11Call him George, it's a good name for a hero
08:15Well, what about the heroines?
08:17There are no heroines, sir.
08:18Unless it's our mother tongue
08:20Oh, the mother is the heroine
08:22Good mix
08:22And how far had we come?
08:24The old mother tongue is in love with George, the hero
08:27And what about the murders?
08:29The mother tongue won't be killed, right?
08:30Well no, sir, no one is killed.
08:32He doesn't get married, nor does he get cheated with the bill on the floor.
08:36Oh, gosh, Dr. Johnson.
08:37I can be as clumsy as a whale omelet
08:40But even I know that books must have a plot.
08:43But not this one, sir.
08:45It is a book about the meaning of English words
08:48I know what the English words mean
08:50I speak English
08:51You must be a bit clumsy
08:53Maybe you prefer not to be a patron of my book.
08:56If you can't find any value in it, sir
08:58Maybe so, sir.
09:00Since it seems to me that being a patron of this complete nonsense of a book
09:03It will put the seal once again and for all on my reputation
09:06From being a big turnip head
09:08Well, well deserved reputation, sir.
09:11Stay with God!
09:15He's leaving now, doctor.
09:16Isn't your intermediary staying pendigester?
09:21Please accompany me.
09:23Of course, sir.
09:24I will do whatever it takes to facilitate your speedy extramuralization.
09:29You will regret this doubly, sir.
09:32Not only because you have insulted my dictionary
09:35But also because you have lost the opportunity to be patrons of the only book in the world
09:39That surpasses it
09:41Oh, and what is it, sir?
09:43Dictionary 2?
09:45The return of the killer dictionary?
09:48No, sir
09:48It's Edmund
09:50A Butler's Life by Gertrude Perkins
09:52A roller coaster novel full of hot and mischievous gypsies
09:58If you had supported her, sir
10:00It would have made you, me and Gertrudis millionaires.
10:04Millionaires
10:05But it must not be so, sir.
10:09I say goodbye and I won't be back.
10:12Excuse me, sir.
10:13Ah, Dr. Johnson
10:15One word, please
10:17A word with you, sir.
10:19It can mean seven million syllables
10:21I could start now and not be finished by bedtime.
10:23Oh, damn
10:25In my fury I forgot my book with his mad master.
10:27Go get it, will you?
10:29To the
10:29Mister
10:30The prince is young and crazy
10:32And has a hazelnut for a brain
10:34Give me a few minutes and I will give you your book and your patronage.
10:39Oh, will you, sir?
10:40Well, I doubt it very much.
10:42A servant with good influences is like a talking dog
10:46Very scarce
10:47I can change your mind.
10:49I doubt it, sir.
10:50A man who can change a prince's mind is like a dog who speaks Norwegian.
10:54Even more scarce
10:55I'll be in Mrs. Miggins's literary salon in twenty minutes.
10:59Take the book there for me.
11:00Your Highness, may I congratulate you?
11:04Fine, thanks, Blackadder.
11:05That conceited slob will be in no hurry to return.
11:08Oh, on the contrary, sir.
11:10Dr. Johnson left feeling really encouraged.
11:12That?
11:13He is extremely excited by your promise to sponsor his dictionary.
11:17I told him to get lost, didn't I?
11:20Yes, sir, but it was a joke.
11:22Surely
11:23Was it?
11:24Clear
11:25And very bright, of course.
11:27Yes, yes, I guess so.
11:30Of course it is, yes, of course
11:31Could you please give Mr. Johnson your sponsorship note as promised?
11:36Well of course, that's what I promised
11:38Then I must fulfill it
11:39And I clearly remember that I promised him
11:41Excellent
11:42Good fire, Baldrick
11:43Thank you, Mr. B
11:44Okay, let's grab the book.
11:46Baldrick, where is the manuscript?
11:49Says that big paper thing tied with a string
11:52Yes, Baldrick
11:53The manuscript belonging to Dr. Johnson
11:55Are you referring to the black-cloaked S-type who just left?
11:58Yes, Baldrick
11:59Dr. Johnson
12:00So he asks me
12:01Where is that big paper thing tied with a string?
12:04Belonging to the black-cloaked S-type who just left?
12:08Yes, Baldrick, that's right.
12:09And if you don't answer soon, the bony thing with a can and five fingers at the end of my leg
12:15It will soon connect sharply with the soft, dangling collection of objects in your pants.
12:20For the last time, Baldrick
12:24Where is Mr. Johnson's manuscript?
12:27Into the fire
12:28Where?
12:30In the hot orange thing under the stone mantel
12:34Have you burned the dictionary?
12:36Yeah
12:36Have you burned a lifetime of work from England's greatest man of letters?
12:41He told me to burn old garbage
12:43Yes ok
12:44It won't be a bit difficult for me to sponsor that book if we have burned it.
12:50Yes, it will be, sir.
12:52Yes, excuse me for a moment.
12:54Of course, of course
12:55Now that I have my precious fire, I am as happy as a Frenchman who has invented a pair of self-changing trousers.
13:00Baldrick, would you like to accompany me to the lobby?
13:08We're going to Mrs. Miggins's house.
13:10Let's find out where Dr. Johnson keeps a copy of that dictionary.
13:13And then you will steal it
13:15I?
13:15Yes, you
13:16Why me?
13:17Because you burned it, Baldrick
13:18Then I'll go to hell forever for stealing
13:21Baldrick, believe me
13:23Eternity in the company of Beelzebub
13:26And all his demonic instruments of death are a picnic
13:29Compared to five minutes with me and this pencil
13:33If we fail to replace the dictionary
13:37Come on
13:37Oh, love, lonely ecstasy, that is, Mrs. Miggins
13:41Will you bring me just a cup of that brownish juice?
13:44Of that horrible bean we call coffee that I'm dying for?
13:49Oh, you sure know how to say things well, Mr. Shelley.
13:53To hell with your fine speech!
13:55Coffee, woman!
13:56My tuberculosis is getting worse and Coleridge's drugs are losing their effect.
14:01Oh, Mr. Byron
14:02Stop acting like a little woman
14:05Don't forget your pencil, Baldrick.
14:09I won't do it, sir.
14:10Ah, good morning to you, Mrs. Miggins.
14:15A cup of your best hot water with brown sandstone inside
14:19Unless, of course, by some miracle, your coffee shop has started serving coffee.
14:24Shut up, sir!
14:25Don't you see that we are dying?
14:27Oh, don't mind my poets, Mr. Blackadder.
14:29They are not dead, they are just pretending to be intellectuals.
14:33Mrs. Miggins, there is nothing intellectual about traveling around Italy in an oversized shirt trying to be appreciated.
14:38Why are you here?
14:39We are here, sir.
14:41To pay tribute to Dr. Johnson as you are, sir
14:44Oh, of course.
14:46That is my intention
14:48By any chance you don't have a copy of your dictionary so you can check it before he arrives
14:53Friends, I'm back.
14:55Hurrah!
14:56Hurrah!
14:57Well, sir, how is the prince?
14:59The prince will be a big fool.
15:02And his house is full of cretinous servants
15:04Good afternoon, sir.
15:08And you are the worst of all, sir.
15:10After all this bragging, do you have my dictionary and my patronage?
15:14Not yet, the prince asks for a few more hours to adapt to him.
15:19However, I wondered if a poor servant like myself would be allowed to see a copy.
15:26Copy?
15:27Copy?
15:27There are no copies, sir.
15:29There are no copies
15:31No, sir
15:32Making a copy is like putting wheels on a tomato.
15:34Waste of time and completely unnecessary
15:37But what if the book were lost?
15:40I would never lose the book, sir.
15:42And if another man did it, I would tear his head off with my own hands.
15:46And I would feed it to the cat
15:48It is very clear
15:52And I, Lord Byron, would call for 50 of my men
15:56I would besiege that guy's house and murder him without mercy.
16:00And I wouldn't rest until the criminal was hanging by his hair with a machete stuck in his ignoble ass.
16:08I hope you're listening
16:11Okay
16:11Sir, I have been unable to replace the dictionary
16:18So I'm leaving immediately for Nepal, where I plan to live like a goat.
16:23Because?
16:27Because if I stay here, Dr. Johnson's colleagues will brutally murder me, sir.
16:32Good God, Blackadder, that's terrible.
16:34Do you know of another butler?
16:37And when people find out that you burned Dr. Johnson's dictionary
16:41Everyone will go around saying
16:42Look, there goes clumsy George.
16:44He has a brain the size of a weasel ring.
16:47Well, in that case we must do something.
16:52I have a cunning plan, sir.
16:54Hooray! So, what's it all about?
16:58I wouldn't get too excited, sir.
17:00I have a horrible suspicion that Baldrick's plan will be the stupidest thing we'll ever hear.
17:05Since Lord Nelson's famous harangue at the Battle of the Nile
17:08England knows that Lady Hamilton is a virgin
17:11Let me have an eye torn out and an arm cut off if not.
17:15Very good
17:17Let's hear it
17:19It's brilliant
17:21The cord that is not yet completely burned is taken.
17:25The soot is removed and the pages are put back into it.
17:30What pages?
17:33Not the same ones, of course.
17:34Yes, I think I'm about to discover the flaw in your plan.
17:37But it continues
17:40What pages are those?
17:41Well, this is the most brilliant thing
17:43You will write some new ones
17:46Some new ones
17:47Let him rewrite the dictionary
17:49I sit down tonight and rewrite the dictionary that took Dr. Johnson ten years to complete.
17:54Yeah
17:55Baldrick, by far and more and without a shadow of a doubt
17:59It is the worst and most despicable plan in the history of the universe.
18:03On the other hand
18:05I can already hear the sound of the ripping machetes being sharpened.
18:10And since we have no other plan, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen
18:12Maybe you'd like a hand, Blackadder.
18:15I'm not as stupid as I look
18:17I am as stupid as I look
18:20But if I can help, I will.
18:22Well, both are very kind
18:24But I fear that their aid would be as useless as a barber's shop on the platform of the guillotine.
18:28No, come on, Blackadder.
18:30Let's try it
18:31Well, sir, as you wish.
18:33Let's start at the beginning
18:35First, the A
18:37How would you define A?
18:40Oh, I love them, I'm crazy about these riddles.
18:42TO
18:42Oh yeah, I got it.
18:47That?
18:48Well, it doesn't really mean anything, does it?
18:52Well, this is going great.
18:55TO
18:56Important preposition
18:58It has no meaning
19:00Well, after A, A, B
19:03A, B, it's a buzzing thing
19:07A thing that buzzes
19:09Baldrick, I mean something that starts with A, B
19:14Honey?
19:15Honey starts with the bee
19:17You're right, Blackadder.
19:18Honey starts with a bee
19:20And also with a flower
19:21Yeah, well, we're not going anywhere like this.
19:23And besides, I'm already going for Acalefo
19:26You can't say we didn't try.
19:28No, Your Highness
19:29It was, it was a good try
19:31But I'm afraid I must proceed alone.
19:32Baldrick, go to the kitchen and make me something quick and easy to eat. Two slices of bread with something in between.
19:37What was the sandwich you had the other day?
19:40Yes, a few Gerards
19:42How are we doing, Blackadder?
19:53No, too well, sir.
19:54Okay, let's see.
19:55Medium-sized insectivore with a protruding nasal instrument
20:02It doesn't look like a bee to me.
20:04It's an Acalefo, don't you see it, Your Highness?
20:07He's a damn Acalefo
20:09Oh, blind ones
20:10Still in Acalefo, right?
20:12Yes, I'm afraid so.
20:13And if I ever see an Acalefo
20:15I'll step on your damn protruding nasal instrument
20:18Until I can absorb even a single insect
20:21You're a little fed up, aren't you?
20:23I'm sorry, sir.
20:24It's been five hours and I have every word in the English language left except A and Acalefo.
20:29And I don't like the definition of any of them very much.
20:33Well, don't be scared because I have very good news for you.
20:38Oh? What?
20:40Well, we don't take no for an answer and we've been working all night.
20:43I have the E
20:45Really? And how did it go?
20:47Well, I had some problems with Burp
20:50But I think I finally managed to solve them.
20:52Oh no, there you go again.
20:55You've been preparing that joke for a while, haven't you, Milord?
21:03Well, yes, the truth is that yes
21:05From the beginning
21:06Basically
21:06So the truth is that you haven't worked at all.
21:08Not much
21:09Good
21:10Baldrick, what have you done?
21:13I have done the H and the P
21:14Well, let's hear them.
21:16Good
21:16Big, sharp thing that cuts off heads
21:21What's that?
21:23H
21:24Yeah
21:27A little confusion, but I wasn't expecting much anymore.
21:33Go on, what about the P?
21:35I am very happy with the dog
21:36Yes, and your definition of dog is...
21:39It's not a cat
21:40Excellent
21:45Excellent!
21:47Your Highness, may I say something?
21:49Clear
21:50As you know, sir
21:51It has always been my intention
21:53Stay with you
21:54Until you had a robust son
21:55As I am
21:56To take care of the burden of my duty
21:58That's it, Blacader
21:58And I thank you for it.
21:59But I'm afraid, sir.
22:00That there has been a change of plans
22:01I'm going to the kitchen
22:03To cut off my head
22:04With a big knife
22:05Oh, come on, Blacader
22:07It's just a book
22:09Let's curse that damn guy
22:11Let's kick him in the ass
22:13And let's cut off his fat, empty head.
22:15Hurrah!
22:17Mister
22:17These are not the days of Alfred the Great
22:19You can't cut off someone's head.
22:20And blame the Vikings
22:22For God's sake, can't you?
22:24No
22:24Oh, well, okay.
22:26Well, let's get to work.
22:27It's not that bad
22:28It's just a dictionary
22:30Nobody has asked us to eat
22:31Ten raw pigs for breakfast
22:32My God
22:34Aren't we British?
22:36You don't
22:37You are German
22:38Valdric, bring me coffee
22:41And if I fall asleep before Monday
22:43We are finished
22:44Mr. Blacader
22:48Time to get up!
22:51What time is it?
22:52Monday morning
22:53Monday morning?
22:54Oh my God!
22:55I fell asleep!
22:56Where is the pen?
22:57Where is the parchment?
22:58Don't know
22:58Maybe Dr. Johnson brought the fear
23:00That?
23:01It's outside
23:02Ah!
23:03Are you sick, sir?
23:04No, I can't give it to you.
23:05I know I said Monday
23:06But I want Valdric to read it.
23:08Which unfortunately
23:09It means teaching him to read
23:11Which will take about ten years
23:13But it's not wasted time.
23:15Because I think it's a great dictionary.
23:17I don't think so.
23:17Oh my God!
23:18They've been robbed!
23:20That?
23:21I think it's a horrible dictionary
23:23Full of weak definitions
23:25And ridiculous verbiage
23:26I came to ask you
23:27Throw that damn thing into the fire.
23:29You're sure?
23:30I've never been so sure
23:31Of something in life, sir
23:32I love you, Dr. Johnson
23:34And I want to have a child of his.
23:36Excuse me, Dr. Johnson.
23:41But my aunt Margari has just arrived
23:43Baldric!
23:45Who gave you permission?
23:45To become an Alsatian?
23:48Oh my God!
23:49It's a dream, isn't it?
23:51It's a damn ugly dream
23:53Dr. Johnson doesn't want to
23:56Let's burn your dictionary at all
24:00Mr. Blackadder
24:04Time to get up!
24:07What time is it?
24:08Monday morning
24:09Monday morning?
24:10Oh my God!
24:11I fell asleep!
24:12Where is the pen?
24:14Where is the parchment?
24:14Well, Dr. Johnson has brought something.
24:16That?
24:17It's outside
24:17Ah!
24:19No, wait
24:19Wait
24:21If we continue with this
24:22You will become Alsatian again
24:24As?
24:25The door!
24:25Open up!
24:26Open up!
24:26Open up!
24:27Oh my God, Valdric!
24:28Fast
24:28We have to escape
24:29Bring the dictionary right away
24:31Bring it, sir
24:32Or passionately
24:33I will kill everyone
24:34Giving him my syphilis
24:35Bring it, sir
24:37And also any opium plant
24:38Have it there
24:39Bring it, sir
24:40Or we'll break down the door
24:42Ah, good morning, Dr. Johnson.
24:44Where is my dictionary?
24:46What dictionary could that be?
24:48The one who has occupied 18 hours
24:50Daily
24:50Of the last 10 years
24:51My mother died
24:53And I almost didn't notice.
24:54My father cut off his head
24:55And fried it in garlic
24:56With hope
24:57To attract my attention
24:58It hardly distracted me.
24:59From my work
24:59My wife led armies
25:01Diamonds to my house
25:02Who worked in shifts
25:04So that she could gather
25:04A huge family
25:06Of bastards
25:07I didn't care
25:08I must imagine
25:09That my elaborate bluff
25:11It didn't work
25:11The dictionary!
25:13Yes ok
25:14The truth is, doctor
25:14Now don't get angry
25:16Don't overdo it
25:16The truth is
25:17We burned it
25:18Then you will die!
25:20Ah!
25:21Hello, everyone
25:23You know?
25:23This dictionary
25:24It's a reading
25:24Really exciting
25:26It's a job
25:27Absolutely splendid
25:28My dictionary?
25:30Didn't he say
25:31That they had burned it?
25:32Ah, ah
25:32I think it's a splendid book
25:34And I'm looking forward to it
25:34Hugely sponsor it
25:36Oh, thank you, sir!
25:37Well, I think I'm quite a man.
25:39And I will sacrifice the pleasure of killing
25:40To maintain the general good mood
25:42There will be no murders today, gentlemen.
25:44Oh!
25:45But go home
25:46From Mrs. Miggins
25:47I will meet you there.
25:48For a celebration
25:49That they will not forget
25:50Oh!
25:50Oh!
25:50Tell me, sir.
25:54Which words particularly interested you?
25:56Oh, oh
25:57Nothing
25:58None actually
25:59Oh, I see you underlined some.
26:00Bloomers
26:03Belch
26:04Ass
26:05Fart
26:07Tap
26:08Fornicate
26:09Well
26:09Sir, I hope you don't use
26:10The first English dictionary
26:12To search for ugly words
26:13Well, I wouldn't expect anything else.
26:15That's what they will be used for
26:16Everyone else
26:17Sir, may I get some turnip?
26:20Turnip is not a dirty word, Baldrick
26:22It is and sits on it
26:23Also, gentlemen
26:26We have more important matters at hand
26:28I mean, of course
26:29To the work of the mysterious
26:30Gertrudis Perkins
26:32It's no longer mysterious, sir.
26:33It's time for the truth
26:35I can finally reveal
26:37The identity of the great
26:38Gertrudis Perkins
26:39Who is she, sir?
26:41She, sir
26:41It's me, sir.
26:42I am Gertrudis Perkins
26:45Holy heavens
26:46And what's more, I can prove it.
26:47Take out the manuscript
26:48And I will show you
26:49That my signature corresponds
26:51Exactly with the one in it
26:52Oh, I must have left it here.
26:54When I left the dictionary
26:55This is terribly exciting
26:57Baldrick
26:58Bring my novel
27:00Your novel?
27:01Yes, Baldrick
27:02That big paper thing
27:03Tied with a cord
27:04That?
27:04Like the thing we burned?
27:06Exactly
27:06Like the one we burned
27:07So he asks me
27:08The big paper thing
27:09Tied with a cord
27:11Exactly
27:12Like the one we burned
27:13Exact
27:14We burned it
27:16Of course.
27:18Thanks, Baldrick
27:20Seven years of my life
27:22Turned into smoke
27:23Highness
27:24Can you excuse me for a moment?
27:26Of course
27:26Oh God no!
27:34Thank you, sir
27:35Burned, you say?
27:37It is most inconvenient
27:38A burned novel
27:40It's like a burned dog
27:41Oh, shut up!
27:43I also have a novel
27:45Once upon a time
27:49A small one
27:50And very precious
27:51Sausage called
27:51Sausage?
27:54Sausage!
27:56Oh, damn you!
27:58Oh, I didn't believe it
28:00That it was so bad!
28:02I think he forgot
28:03Put sausage
28:04In your dictionary
28:05And to Calefo
28:09Oh, come on, Blackadder!
28:11It's not that serious
28:12Nothing I can't fix
28:14A crackling fire
28:15Baldrick, do the honors
28:17Want?
28:17Of course, Your Highness
28:18Oh, damn you!
28:48Ada!
28:49Ada!
28:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
28:53No no!
29:00Ada!
29:03Ada!
29:04Blackadder!
29:09Blackadder!
29:10Blackadder!
29:12Ada!
29:18Thank you.
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