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Blackadder planea manipular las elecciones para evitar que el nuevo primer ministro británico, Pitt El Joven retire al Príncipe Regente la lista civil.
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00:00The black viper
00:30Sources and frauds
00:33Well, Mrs. Miggins, we've finally come to our senses.
00:40The rush is over, the flags are put away, and the mass hysteria is over.
00:44After the chaos of a general election, normality returns.
00:47So there has been a general election, Mr. Blacado?
00:51Of course, Mrs. Miggins.
00:52Well, I hadn't realized.
00:54Of course not, you do not have the right to vote.
00:56Why not?
00:57Because nobody has it.
00:58It has women, peasants, chimpanzees, lunatics, lords...
01:05Not true, Lord Nelson has a vote.
01:08He has a boat, Baldrick.
01:11Democracy is wonderful.
01:12Look, Manchester, population 60,000, electoral roll 3.
01:16Oh, I may have the brain of a little mosquito.
01:20Correct.
01:21But it doesn't seem fair to me.
01:23Of course it's not fair, and thank goodness it is that way.
01:26Give your vote to people like Baldrick and we'll be back in the days of the Druids, stoning and eating dung.
01:33Oh, I'm having dung for dinner tonight.
01:35And who do they choose when elections are held?
01:39Oh, it's the old story.
01:41Fat landowners are elected to parliament upon reaching a certain weight.
01:45Delusional revolutionaries who believe that the mere fact of working daily gives them every right to receive a paycheck.
01:51It's basically the same old mess.
01:53Rich at the top, commoners at the bottom.
01:55And I'm in the middle, taking a good amount of money from both of them.
01:57You must be careful, Mr. Blackadder.
02:00Things could change.
02:01Not while Pete the Old Man is Prime Minister.
02:04It is less effective than a cat trap in an elephant's house.
02:09Keep their feet warm.
02:11Give him a nice cup of milky tea in the sun before his morning nap.
02:14And he will never bother anyone until his potty is emptied.
02:17Honorable Members of the House of Commons,
02:19I give the floor to the new Prime Minister of Great Britain and its empires,
02:23Mr. William Pete, the younger.
02:27Mr. Speaker and Members of Parliament, I will be brief.
02:30Since I have very inconveniently been appointed Prime Minister right in the middle of my exams,
02:35I intend to fulfill my duties in such a way that my nanny will be proud.
02:43I will renew legislation to completely destroy the three enemies of the State.
02:48The first is the evil dictator Napoleon Bonaparte.
02:52Yes, yes, yes.
02:53Very good, very good.
02:54Of course.
02:54The second is my old geography teacher, silver breath.
02:58But above all, gentlemen, I intend to pursue that great lout, the Prince of Wales.
03:06Yes, yes, yes.
03:07Certainly, a very good idea.
03:08Gentlemen, this year he has spent 15,000 pounds on his damned banquets.
03:1420,000 pounds worth of perfumes.
03:17And most amazing of all, the staggering £59,000 in stockings.
03:26So my top three policy priorities are...
03:32One, war against France.
03:34Yes, yes, yes.
03:36Two, tougher penalties for geography teachers.
03:40And three, a good royal kick in the prince's ass.
03:44Well done, bravo!
03:45Very good.
03:46I now give the floor to the leader of the opposition so that he can test me on Latin vocabulary.
03:53Sir, if I may say so, a great crisis has arisen in your affairs.
03:58Yes, I know, Blackadder. I've been thinking about it all day.
04:00Really, sir?
04:01Yes, my stockings. They're gone again.
04:05Why is it that no matter how many millions of socks I buy, it seems like I never have any?
04:09Sir, if you'll excuse me, there's another, more important problem.
04:13They always disappear on me.
04:15Honestly, it's like someone coming in here, stealing them all and then selling them.
04:25Impossible, sir. Only you and I have access to the stockings.
04:28Yes, yes, you're right.
04:30But for me, stockings are like sex. There's so much of it around me, but I never find it.
04:35Sir, I must press this urgent matter. I read some terrible news in the newspaper.
04:41Oh no. There won't be another kitten stuck in a tree.
04:45No, sir. There's a proposal in Parliament to remove your honor from the civil list.
04:50Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what are you going to do about my socks?
04:52Sir, if they pass the bill, you will no longer have any socks.
04:55I don't have them at the moment either.
04:57No pants, shirts, vests or underwear.
05:00They think, ruin you, sir.
05:03They can't do it.
05:05The public loves me.
05:06Just the other day I was on the street and they were singing...
05:09We praise Prince George! We praise Prince George!
05:12We hate Prince George!
05:14We hate Prince George!
05:16Ah, yes.
05:17I'm afraid so, sir. But all is not lost.
05:20Fortunately, the factions in the commons are equal in number.
05:23If we can get one more MP to support us, we'll be safe.
05:26Hurrah!
05:28Any ideas?
05:29Yes, sir. There's a man who could be our trump card.
05:33A rather boastful and grumpy ace named Sir Talbot Baxonley.
05:37I don't know him.
05:38That's not surprising, sir. Sir Talbot has the worst attendance rate in Parliament.
05:44On the occasion of his admission to the House of Commons, he lost his temper in the Great Hall.
05:48And then he fainted on the stand.
05:51But if we can get him to support us, we'll be safe.
05:54What is he like?
05:55Well, according to who's who, his interests include whipping servants, shooting the poor...
06:01...and extend slavery to anyone who is not a knight.
06:05Excellent! A sensible policy for a happy Britain.
06:09However, if we're going to try to get him to support us, he'll need some kind of incentive.
06:14Do you have something in mind?
06:15Well, you could make him a Supreme Court Justice.
06:18Are you qualified?
06:19He is a stupid, fanatic, and violent old man.
06:23He seems to be very qualified.
06:24Well, have him come right away.
06:26Of course, sir. I'll be back before you can say anti-disestablishment.
06:31Well, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
06:34Antidetestablec...
06:35Anti-feeding...
06:37Anti-feeding...
06:38Antiali...
06:39Two days later.
06:43Anti-desperationism.
06:43Your Highness Ser Talbot Baxonly.
06:46Oh, Baxonly. I'm really delighted to have you here. How are you, sir?
06:50Very well, Your Highness. I had a very good meal thanks to one of my servants before coming to the city.
06:55Oh, he eats his servants?
06:57No, sir. How at your expense?
06:59Why spend money on groceries when my men's capital doesn't produce?
07:03Of course. Good. I suppose you know Mr. Pitt's intentions.
07:07Young scoundrel.
07:09Ah, so you don't approve of his plans to kick me out.
07:11Of course not, sir. I curse your eyes, I curse your words, I curse even your mouth.
07:16Hooray for that!
07:17I don't give a damn if you're the son of a slimy, smelly, hopeless fool.
07:22Fine, thanks.
07:23I don't care if you dress like a crazy parrot, or if you talk like a plate of beans finding a way out of a cow's digestive system.
07:31Good for you.
07:32It's none of my business whether there are pieces of lemon peel floating in the Thames, which would make a better regent than you.
07:39Bravo!
07:40The fact...
07:41Yes, yes.
07:41...it's that you are the regent...
07:43I am.
07:44...appointed by God.
07:45And I will support you forever, even though weakness is wearing me down and poor health threatens me at every moment.
07:52Good. You're in luck, sir. And don't talk to me about weaknesses.
07:56Because, sir, you are the hard rock that is the center of British greatness.
08:00You have the physique of a demigod, rosy cheeks and a full head of hair, well-formed ankles and well-filled trousers, which indicates a human body in perfect order and functioning.
08:12He's dead.
08:15Dead?
08:16Yes, Your Highness.
08:18Oh, what bad luck! We got along so well.
08:21We must act immediately.
08:22How?
08:23Being such a voice, you represented the Dan of the Wall district. And by an extraordinary stroke of luck, it's a corrupt district.
08:30Really, is it?
08:33Good.
08:34But, what luck!
08:37Wow, wow, wow, what luck!
08:39Luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck, luck...
08:46You don't know what a corrupt district is, do you, sir?
08:56No.
08:58So why did you start making chicken?
09:00Oh, I just didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
09:03And what is a strictly corrupt person?
09:05Corrupt district.
09:06Oh, yes, yes.
09:07A corrupt district is a constituency where the landowner corruptly controls the voters and the representative.
09:14Well, yes.
09:14And a strictly corrupt person is...
09:16Can we leave that for a moment?
09:18I'm sorry.
09:19Down on the Wall is a place of little value.
09:21Half an acre of marshy land in the Suffol marshes with an empty village hall.
09:26Population?
09:27Two mangy cows.
09:29An Alano named Colin.
09:31And a little hen that reaches 50.
09:37Well, there are no people there.
09:40Apart from Colin.
09:41Colin is a dog, sir.
09:43Oh, yes, yes, yes.
09:44But there is only one person living there.
09:47It's the voter.
09:48Very good.
09:48What's the plan?
09:49We must buy Down on the Wall immediately and control the voter.
09:54I'll need a thousand pounds.
09:55A thousand pounds?
09:57I thought you said it was a place of little value.
10:00Well, yes, sir.
10:01The land will cost little, but other factors must be considered.
10:05Purchase taxes, policies.
10:06Flood insurance, chicken feed, dog biscuits, cow ointment, the expenses are many.
10:14Oh, well, well, well. The money's on my table.
10:15No, sir. It's in my wallet.
10:19Oh, splendid. There's no time to waste.
10:21I thought so, sir.
10:22Yeah.
10:22The question is who to elect as a deputy.
10:25Oh, how difficult.
10:26We need a complete stranger, but someone we have power over.
10:30A man without a head, without ideas of his own.
10:34We could almost say a man without a brain.
10:39Do you have it yet?
10:40Yes, Your Highness.
10:45You called, my Lord?
10:46The new MP by Dan on the Wall.
10:51But he is a complete abnormal.
10:54Precisely, sir, our slogan will be a corrupt candidate for a corrupt district.
10:59Valdrick, I want you to return to the kitchen sink and prepare to rule.
11:07Well, all you have to do is fill out this form for deputies.
11:13Last name?
11:14Valdrick.
11:14First name?
11:16I'm not sure.
11:18But you must have an idea.
11:20Well, it could be get out of there.
11:25That?
11:26Well, when he played in the street he always said to the other children,
11:30Hi, my name is Valdrick, and they would reply, yes, we know, come out, Valdrick.
11:36Well, well, well, well, well, Mr. S. Valdrick.
11:40Now, characteristic features.
11:42None.
11:43Well, I have this terrible lump in the middle of my face.
11:45That's the nose, Valdrick.
11:48Well, any cases of madness in your family?
11:52Let's make it easier.
11:54Any cases of sanity in your family?
11:56No, none.
12:00Now, criminal record.
12:02Oh, none.
12:03Oh, come on, Valdrick, you're going to be a deputy, for God's sake.
12:07I'll charge you with fraud and sexual deviance.
12:12Good.
12:13Minimum level of bribery?
12:15A turnip.
12:17Oh wait, I don't want to price myself out of the market.
12:20Valdrick, I've always wanted to ask you.
12:23Do you have any ambitions in life other than acquiring turnips?
12:27Oh, no.
12:29And what would you do if I gave you 10,000 pounds?
12:32I would buy a turnip for myself.
12:35What if I gave you a million pounds?
12:38Oh, well I'd buy a really big turnip in the field.
12:40Oh, God, I'll go.
12:44Come on, sign here.
12:54Your Highness, Pete, the young one.
12:57Oh.
12:58Hey, buddy, how are you, kid?
13:00Look, how funny.
13:01Here's a sixpence piece for the clever boy.
13:03Tell me which hand it's in...
13:06Oh, school, school, how fun.
13:11You're probably eager to get back to grabbing your racket and hitting the ball a few times.
13:16Mr. Pete is the Prime Minister, sir.
13:20Oh, come on.
13:21It is?
13:22Come on, this brat?
13:24I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain.
13:29Excuse me, Prime Minister, but we have some wonderful jelly in the pantry.
13:33I don't know if you'll be interested.
13:34Don't take the piss out of me, you lower-middle-class sycophant.
13:38What flavor is it?
13:40Blackcurrant.
13:42Hey, Blackadder, are you sure this is the Prime Minister?
13:45It seems a bit beaten up to me.
13:47We used to line up five like this at school.
13:49We had them doubled if we used them as a toast tray.
13:52I'm not surprised, sir.
13:54I know that scum.
13:55Once I was the one standing in the cold school hall, my cheeks covered in hot, sticky bun.
14:03Since that day, I have spent every hour God gives me working to become prime minister and fighting against indolence and privilege.
14:11Well, you haven't been too busy to remove the dent.
14:16You will regret this.
14:18They think they can thwart my plans to ruin the prince by rigging Dan O'Dewall's election.
14:23But we will crush them.
14:25I'm thinking of putting my own brother up as a candidate against you.
14:28Oh, and what will that pit be called?
14:31Pit the kid?
14:34Pit the embryo?
14:37Pit the flash in the milkman's eyes?
14:42Gentlemen, as I said to Chancellor Metternich at the Strasbourg Congress,
14:46I'm not afraid of the big fish.
14:48We'll see you in the stands.
14:52Have you seen, Blackadder?
14:53What a horrible dwarf!
14:55He's not going to win, is he?
14:55No, sir, because we will first base the campaign on issues, not personality.
15:01Second, we will be the only new option on the menu.
15:04And third, of course, we will cheat.
15:09Good afternoon and welcome to Dan O'Dewall's pre-election.
15:13The first piece of news I must give you is that the turnout was very good.
15:17The truth is that the voter appeared before breakfast.
15:20And I can give you the result of our own scrutiny,
15:23which gives a result of 100% for...
15:27Mind your own business, you curious bastard.
15:31Mr. Hanna, are you going to speak with any of the candidates?
15:35Of course.
15:36And I see Prince George now,
15:37who is the leader of what has been called the Viper Party.
15:41Prince George,
15:42which is described in his party's pamphlet
15:44as a great moral and spiritual guide of the nation,
15:48but is described by almost everyone else as a flatulent fool.
15:53Prince George.
15:54Hello.
15:55Good afternoon.
15:56Good afternoon, Colin.
15:58How do you see your prospects in this campaign?
16:01Well, first I want to say something about the embarrassing circumstances
16:04under which this election is held.
16:05We paid for this position.
16:07I think it's a lot of freedom to have to present ourselves to him.
16:10Oh, and one more thing.
16:11Why is it that no matter how many pairs of average
16:12buy a man who is never enough for you?
16:15Encouraging words from the Prince Regent.
16:17Now let's listen to the Viper Party candidate,
16:20Mr. S. Baldrick,
16:22who until now...
16:24He has not yet spoken about his tactics for this campaign,
16:28But with him is his election agent, Mr. Blackadder.
16:32Well, we in the Viper Party are going to base this campaign on the issues,
16:35not in personality.
16:37Why's that?
16:38Because our candidate has no personality.
16:41Well, he hasn't said much about the issues either.
16:44No, there's something in his throat.
16:46But perhaps we can ask you a question.
16:48What does the S in your name mean?
16:50Get out of there.
16:51Serves me right, it was none of my business.
16:54And I think we should know the result by now.
16:57The tension reaches unsuspected limits.
17:00Mr. Blackadder has assured me
17:01that this will be the first honest vote in a corrupt district.
17:05I believe the outcome should reflect the real needs of the constituency.
17:09Behind me, yes, right now I see the scrutineer advancing towards the front of the podium.
17:14As the official vote scrutineer for Dan on the Wall...
17:18Ah, the official scrutineer is Mr. Blackadder.
17:20Of course, we are all very grateful that he agreed to do so at the last minute.
17:24when the previous teller accidentally stabbed himself in the stomach
17:28while shaving.
17:29I have the honor to announce the number of votes thus distributed.
17:34Brigadier General Balsam?
17:36Residents' party in favor of the real wig, rat hunting, and safe sewage disposal.
17:41No votes.
17:46Aivor? Not you, Mrs. Bigun?
17:49Back row. Stupidly dressed party.
17:53No votes.
17:54Ha ha ha!
17:55Ha ha ha!
17:56Hahaha!
18:00Too bad!
18:02Call him even younger?
18:04Liberal.
18:05No votes.
18:06Oh, what a surprise!
18:10Mr. S. Baldrick?
18:11Viper Party.
18:1316,472 votes.
18:20We've already seen it.
18:21Victory for the Viper Party.
18:23A sensational blow against the liberals.
18:25I'm going to try to have a final chat with some of the candidates as they leave the stage.
18:30Mr. Pítel, even younger.
18:32Are you disappointed?
18:33Yes, I am horrified.
18:35I had greased my opponent, bribed the press to be in my favor
18:38and threatened the electorate if we lost.
18:41I don't know what else a decent politician can do.
18:43Very sure.
18:44Ah, Mr. Ivor Bigum.
18:46The party of stupidly dressed people in the back row got no votes.
18:50Are you disappointed?
18:51No, not much.
18:52I always say, if you can't laugh, what can you do?
18:57Get into politics, maybe.
19:00Does your party have a slogan?
19:01Oh, yeah, sure.
19:02We are in favor of the obligation to serve asparagus for breakfast,
19:06exemption from wearing a corset for girls under five years of age and the abolition of slavery.
19:10It is obvious that many moderate people would respect your support for asparagus,
19:14But what is this extremist nonsense about abolishing slavery?
19:17Oh, we just kept that as a joke until next year.
19:22And now, finally, we will speak with the man at the center of the mystery of these elections,
19:27the voter in person.
19:29And his name is sir...
19:31eh... Black.
19:35Mr. Blackadder, you are the only voter in this corrupt district.
19:38Yes, that's it.
19:40How long have you been living in this circumstance?
19:42Since Wednesday morning.
19:44I replaced the previous electorate when he, unfortunately accidentally and brutally,
19:48she cut her head while combing her hair.
19:50A voter...
19:5516,472 votes, a slight anomaly.
19:59Not so much, Mr. Hanna.
20:00You see, Mr. Baldrick may look like a strategically shaved monkey in a suit,
20:06but he is a brilliant politician.
20:08The number of votes I cast is simply a reflection of how strongly I believe in their ideals.
20:12Well, that's excellent.
20:14And that's all from us.
20:16Another great day of democracy for our country.
20:18Vincent Hanna, Country Gentleman's Pig and Fertilizer's Gazette, egg damage.
20:24What a relief!
20:25It is the triumph of stupidity over common sense.
20:28Thank you so much.
20:29As a reward, Baldrick, take a short vacation.
20:32Have you enjoyed them?
20:33Okay, wing.
20:36Would the honorable members be so kind as to cast their votes, yes or no,
20:41for the removal of the Prince Regent from the civil lists.
20:45Excuse me.
20:46Excuse me.
20:49Excuse me.
20:50Hello, my friend.
20:51Are you new here?
20:52Yes, and I don't know anyone and I support the prince and I don't know how to vote.
20:56Well, we'll soon change all that.
20:59Come with me.
21:00Oh, thank you.
21:06Well, well, well.
21:08If it's Lord Pitt's toast stand, pull up a roll and sit down.
21:14You didn't like it, did you, Mr. Blackadder?
21:16Nobody likes losers.
21:19Ah, that's why nobody likes you.
21:22As?
21:23He lost the vote.
21:24Your monkey kindly voted for us.
21:27Oh my God!
21:27If you want to do something right, kill Baldrick before you start.
21:34They are defeated.
21:35You and your disgusting master have 24 hours to leave.
21:3924 hours is a long time in politics.
21:42Bye bye.
21:42Oh, one more thing before I go.
21:48I have a clump of soft hair growing on my chest.
21:51Is that normal?
21:52Also, I'm so lonely and confused.
21:55I have written a poem about it.
21:57Maybe you understand.
21:59Why do pretty girls hate me?
22:01Because...?
22:01Go away, you nauseating teenager.
22:03Out!
22:04Out!
22:12How could I have been so stupid?
22:15Goodbye, millionaire's mansion.
22:18Hello, room 12 of the Baldrick Slatterton Twilight nursing home.
22:22For those who are extremely short of funds.
22:24Oh, and to think that one day I dreamed of ending up in the House of Lords.
22:29That?
22:29The House of Lords.
22:31Of course, I had forgotten the House of Lords.
22:33They will never pass that law.
22:35Absolutely everyone will support the prince.
22:38Oh, hurray!
22:39Okay, get Baldrick off the spit.
22:41Hurrah!
22:43I have a plan so cunning I could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
22:50Tare!
22:51Oh dear, Blackadder!
22:56You look as pleased as a man who thought a cat had done its thing in his cake,
23:00but it turned out to be a super big blackberry.
23:05Did our plan work out?
23:08Great, sir.
23:09I've ordered a thousand pairs of the finest cotton stockings and the plans for that cottage in Brighton.
23:14Hurrah!
23:15There was, however, a small...
23:18hiccup.
23:21No, cough, you mean.
23:24No, sir.
23:27Hiccup.
23:28The motion on your impoverishment has now passed to the House of Lords.
23:32Oh, bravo!
23:33So there's no need to worry.
23:34Absolutely all of them will support me.
23:36Ah, I wish it were so, Your Highness.
23:38These are times of betrayal.
23:41You think?
23:41Yes, it would be wise to appoint a new LOR to ensure that the old LORs vote properly.
23:47Well thought out.
23:48A new LOR.
23:50Do you have any idea who?
23:51Good, sir.
23:52A name has jumped out at me.
23:56Oh yeah?
23:57Yes sir.
23:58Could you make it jump higher?
24:01A young man in your service, sir, who has done an excellent job stopping the political machinations of the evil Pit.
24:08Oh, of course, Blackadder.
24:13How can I ever thank you enough?
24:15And it might also be worth bribing several LORs, just to make sure they vote according to their own conscience.
24:21How many do you think we should bribe?
24:23Oh, I think 300 to be safe.
24:26A thousand pounds each.
24:29That's 300,000 pounds!
24:31400 thousand pounds I think it adds up.
24:35Yes, yes, you're right.
24:38Well, thank God I have your advice, but remind me what I have to do to name this LOR friend.
24:44Well, it's very simple, sir.
24:45You will put on your mantle of state and he will put on his.
24:50Then you sign the document of nobility and immediately send it to the House of Lords.
24:54Excellent.
24:55I'll change immediately.
24:57And me, sir, too.
25:01Ha ha ha!
25:02Voila, Mrs. Miggins!
25:03My state layer.
25:05A thousand pounds well spent, I think.
25:07Oh, she's very pretty!
25:11Oh, it's a real cat, isn't it?
25:15This is not a cat, Mrs. Miggins.
25:17It is made of the finest ermine fur.
25:19And the accessories are gold medallions.
25:21Oh, come on, Mr. Blackadder!
25:23You are a cat!
25:24Oh, look, they forgot the necklaces!
25:27Oh, look, they forgot the necklaces!
25:29Oh, look, they forgot the necklaces!
25:30Oh, look, they forgot the necklaces!
25:31Oh, look, they forgot the necklaces!
25:32Oh, look!
25:32If you find it, please return it to Emma Hamilton Portsmouth Seafront.
25:37Oh, damn!
25:38Oh, good!
25:39Who cares about a dead cat now that I'm a big shot?
25:41Oh, you are so proud today, Mr. B!
25:43What more can be said about Felix the Cat?
25:48My lord?
25:50Gentlemen.
25:52What do you say, sir?
25:54Gentlemen.
25:55There is more than one Lord nearby.
25:57Oh yes, sir!
25:58Yeah.
25:59Please, will you receive his graces, Lord Baldrick?
26:03Have you made Baldrick, Lord?
26:16Of course!
26:18The one who has recently done an excellent job of stopping the political machinations of the evil Pilt,
26:22good old Lord Baldrick.
26:23Oh, never mind, Blackadder!
26:25You don't have to bow to me.
26:28Sir, could you let out a short, violent exclamation?
26:31Of course it is.
26:32Damned!
26:34Thank you, sir.
26:35Hey, that robe you're wearing is a little strange.
26:37Don't you think so, Blackadder?
26:39Yes, I'm going to a costume party.
26:42I'm playing Lady Hamilton's kitten.
26:50One more question, sir.
26:52It's about 400,000 pounds to influence the lords.
26:55Oh yes, I have given them to Lord Baldrick.
26:58Ah!
26:58Sir, may I take Lord Baldrick downstairs and give him some instructions on his duties as a Lord?
27:06I think it's a splendid idea.
27:08This way, my Lord.
27:10Give me the damn money, Baldrick, or I'll kill you.
27:20Give me the damn money, Baldrick, or I'll kill you, my Lord.
27:24Do it now, Baldrick, or else I'll ennoble you further by knighting you clumsily with this steak knife.
27:30I don't have it.
27:33That?
27:34I've spent it.
27:35Have you spent it?
27:37But what can you spend 400,000 pounds on?
27:45Oh, no.
27:47Oh, God, don't tell me.
27:50My dream turnip.
27:53Baldrick, how did you manage to find a turnip that cost 400,000 pounds?
27:58I had to haggle.
28:00This is the worst moment of my entire life.
28:08I've spent every last penny on a cat fur scam.
28:13I just broke a priceless turnip.
28:16And now I'm about to be furiously murdered by a Tunisian stocking merchant.
28:23Well, all I can say, Baldrick, is this.
28:26This is the last time I'm getting involved in politics.
28:37Thank you!
29:07Edder!
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