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00:00If you are sad and bored, I urge you to join us for the next half hour.
00:04Girls, what are we going to see?
00:06Yellow Humor!
00:11And!
00:12The Chinese curreiro is here
00:14Without them we will laugh
00:18You run to the tequivar without stopping
00:20Humor Amarillo, come back now!
00:24Hello, my friends!
00:30Today, the contestants of Humor Amarillo are risking more than just their lives.
00:32We are only going to do two tests
00:34But those who overcome the burgers and grab the balls
00:37The balls that are on the other side of the wall
00:39Please focus on the balls
00:41They will have a very special prize because they will know...
00:44Golden Yellow Humor! Holiday City!
00:47Yes, it's true
00:48We have managed to convince a group of businessmen with a poor commercial vision
00:52To create the largest television resort in history
00:56It's like Disney World, but geeky
00:58And from here the first lucky ones will come out
01:00And step on the Humor Amarillo 2 facilities
01:02Only those who get one of the red balls
01:05Or the watermelons that await them on the other side of the Little Wall of China.
01:08And then top the burgers
01:10You will be able to visit the first theme park
01:12Which is also a Spa and Hotel, Health Center and Gym
01:15All in one
01:16That's why they get so happy when they get the ball.
01:19And that's why we water them
01:20So that they appreciate the effort it takes to get to Humor Amarillo Dor
01:23They don't mind spreading themselves thin because they know the prize is worth it.
01:27No sacrifice is enough to know Humor Amarillo Dor, Vacation City
01:31They are even capable of leaving the Moors
01:33Of course, we don't want to be distracted.
01:35Because we're going to see
01:36Who would think of putting on a hogwash while you're being watered?
01:40You're for the fire!
01:42These women in miniskirts don't care if their panties are seen bulging out.
01:46Because they want a ball that carries them Yellow Humor Dor
01:49For free! Let it be mine!
01:51What if you can't do it alone?
01:53Well, with friends, it's not like that either.
01:55Because only the best will enter Humor Amarillo Dor
01:58Those who have left everything here
02:00Hey, you bastard, when we say leave it all
02:03We are not referring to clothes
02:04This woman should be an example for others.
02:07Oh my goodness! I don't think I can feel my face anymore!
02:10Don't be afraid of getting stuck in the bar.
02:12That's what we put it there for.
02:14So that they stay stuck there
02:16Oh! Oh my! You have a nice shovel!
02:20We're running out of balls!
02:21The final whistle is about to blow
02:23Narrowly!
02:27And we already have the first eliminated
02:29You're eliminated! How do you feel?
02:33I don't care about that, I don't give a damn about that.
02:35But how do you say that?
02:36Where's Pepe's caravan? Let's see, I came all the way from Toledo to see your caravan.
02:39Let's see, where is it? Come on, take me there now!
02:42I'll give you what's yours, thief!
02:44You're going to like it!
02:46Help, help!
02:48One, two, three! Let's jump!
02:50No, you better jump in alone!
02:57How funny they are!
03:01In a few moments you will be able to meet a good yellower
03:04Where the most beautiful women in the world are found
03:06At least I like them.
03:07Thanks, Salao!
03:10And the second and last test of today
03:12Before we go to yellow humor
03:14It takes place in the legendary hamburgers
03:16Only those who manage to overcome them will know glory.
03:18To the big burger!
03:21I'm so cute!
03:22Today hamburgers will serve as a filter
03:24To begin with, we don't want people who think that wearing a potato toad makes them look elegant.
03:29We want classy people!
03:30Like me!
03:31That's what you would like, beautiful.
03:33But we have to tell you
03:34You don't know how to put on makeup!
03:37Handa, putting on blue blush is enough for you!
03:40I already have a great body!
03:41It's possible, we're not saying you don't have a great body, kid.
03:44But to go to yellow humor
03:46You have to know how to move it
03:47Also, now that you're left without knees
03:50You're no longer of use to us!
03:51I'm a jerk!
03:53No, sorry, in yellow humor we don't want clowns.
03:55They scare away quality customers
03:57And for clowns, we are here.
04:00Of course, we don't want people who have problems with sake either.
04:05What is commonly known as someone with too much sake
04:07Because if they don't know how to walk in a straight line, it's bad!
04:10Come on, drink some water, that's healthy!
04:14What a man I have!
04:15Dragons cannot come to yellow humor either
04:18They eat everything they catch.
04:19And less like this one, who tries to gobble up the hamburger
04:22Putting it directly into the stomach
04:25And what's worse, since I haven't entered through the navel, he tries again through the knee.
04:28Go on, go on a diet, champ!
04:31Well, I still have a craving!
04:33Look at my beautiful legs!
04:35No, no, no, no, no!
04:36No filth!
04:37Please censor this image, there are children watching TV!
04:40Well, the girl just practiced self-censorship.
04:42It has disappeared under the waters
04:44I wear glasses!
04:46We had already realized
04:47Although in yellow humor we admit people with glasses
04:50At least they have to serve as water
04:52Come on, they have to watch where they step.
04:54I fell in the water, didn't I?
04:56Or what happened?
04:57Well, it's my foot!
04:58That is the spirit we want in yellow humor
05:01Very careless people
05:02Let it all happen!
05:03Let so much happen, above all, let the test pass.
05:06Even if he breaks his back in the attempt
05:08Excellent!
05:09I have to wear a neck brace!
05:12I'm a nihilist!
05:13No, that's not it.
05:14Philosophy to the minimum
05:15Except for the nihilists
05:17That as soon as you are careless
05:18They jump into absolute nothingness
05:20And they also shout a lot
05:21Here I go!
05:24Look, kid, you have good manners.
05:26But in yellow humor we demand a certain cleanliness
05:29And you are looking like a pig.
05:31Come on, wash up a bit and we'll talk later.
05:34I just need to float!
05:35This woman is not in very good physical shape
05:37But he says he does some hilarious imitations.
05:40Let's see if the aunt is amused
05:42Let's see if you know who I am.
05:45A beast!
05:46Please be quiet, okay?
05:51Oh! A pufferfish!
05:53No! Which was Meryl Streep!
05:55It's my turn!
05:57What bad luck, kid!
05:58Because the quota of contestants has already been closed
06:00They are going to yellow humor
06:01So then I jump into the water and hit myself.
06:04Damn my own teeth! I've done so badly!
06:09Pintocilla! The program management has decided
06:11Let everyone go to Humor Amarillo Door!
06:15This is the ship's commander speaking.
06:17First of all, thank you for using Humor Amarillo Airlines
06:20Second, the bag of panchitos costs 3 euros
06:23And thirdly, please stop using lithium while the flight lasts.
06:27They are the chosen ones
06:28Four families have won a day of healthy pleasure at Humor Amarillo Door
06:32With all expenses paid
06:33They like healthy living so much
06:35That they can't stop exercising even on the plane
06:37That's why we put them in economy class.
06:39Which is much healthier, as everyone knows.
06:41Healthy for the program's budget, of course.
06:44I'm so jealous of them!
06:45You are about to live an unforgettable experience.
06:47This is the ship's commander speaking.
06:49We have arrived
06:50Pony, this trip flew by!
06:53Welcome to Humor Amarillo Door, vacation city
06:57Paradise within reach
06:59Oops! You caught me running errands!
07:03Well, I'm here to talk to you about Humor Amarillo Door, a holiday city
07:06The only spa in the entire East that leaves you feeling like new for just 5,000 euros.
07:11And this isn't an advertisement, right?
07:13Even if it says telepromotion there
07:15Humor Amarillo Door is located next to a Formula 1 circuit
07:18But cars don't bother, only when there is competition
07:21Hey, but the best thing is the medical facilities.
07:24And if you don't believe it, look
07:25At Humor Amarillo Door we know how to treat our customers
07:28Leave your life in the hands of our professionals
07:32We have the treatment for every problem
07:34If you need to relax, well, the best thing is a massage.
07:38If you want to lose weight, I recommend the anti-fat rolls.
07:43And we also do cosmetic surgery
07:45Did I tell the truth?
07:47Of course!
07:48Don't think twice!
07:49Go to Humor Amarillo Door!
07:50Holiday city!
07:52It's the best!
07:52I love it!
07:53I like it!
07:54Mallet!
07:56Come now!
08:00Have I convinced you?
08:03Junior, do you know what we're going to do now?
08:05Rest?
08:06We are going to choose the Chinese Cudeiro
08:07And so?
08:08Don't call it that.
08:09Why are we going to choose him?
08:10Because I say so
08:11Let's see the candidates
08:12I really like this shirt, huh?
08:15Look, Takeshi, he is an ideal Chinese cudeiro
08:17He has heart problems
08:19No way, we need a healthy Chinese
08:21Other!
08:23This one neither, which has high cholesterol
08:25Takeshi, why do you want a healthy chino cudeiro?
08:27Other!
08:28Let's see...
08:29This one has a back problem
08:31Well, it doesn't help us either.
08:32And she's not very pretty either.
08:33That's the least of it, Junior.
08:34Don't be superficial.
08:35Come on!
08:36Other!
08:37Let's see...
08:39This one looks very healthy, Takeshi
08:40But he's one-handed, isn't he?
08:41That's the photo
08:42Well, come on, another one.
08:43This!
08:45This is going to be the Chinese cudeiro
08:47Well, Takeshi
08:48You haven't told me yet
08:49Why do you want him to be healthy?
08:50I want a healthy one
08:51Because he's not going to die
08:52In yellow dollar humor
08:53Even the Chinese cudeiro
08:54Enjoy life
08:54Look, he's as fit as a fiddle.
08:56This one is not going to die on us for sure.
08:58Yes indeed
08:58He doesn't look very smart.
09:00And he owes money
09:00And he's been in jail
09:02For capital evasion
09:03It's perfect for advertising
09:05You are a business eagle!
09:07It is an honor for me
09:08You'll tell me later, my grace.
09:10Well, and you?
09:11The relatives of the Chinese Cudeiro
09:13Just tell you to take care of it for us.
09:14We can't die here.
09:16Peláez Family!
09:17Hello!
09:18Has he told you a plan of what you are going to do?
09:20Yeah!
09:20So tell us
09:21My family and I have gone three days without eating
09:23Because we had been told that there is an all-you-can-eat buffet here.
09:25In fact, I brought an empty suitcase.
09:27To fill it with food
09:28It's that when I think
09:29I'm the bomb
09:30It's always like this
09:32Well, I really feel sorry for them.
09:34But if you want you can leave it here.
09:36In Humor Amarillo Dor
09:37We also have a psychiatric ward.
09:39You're going to be great, champion.
09:40Thank you!
09:41Rodriguez Family
09:44What is your plan?
09:46Party, party, party!
09:47Crazy, crazy, crazy!
09:48Count me in!
09:49I am the party of the party!
09:51Please call me!
09:53And here are the Lopez
09:54What do you want to do at Humor Amarillo, Mr. and Mrs. López?
09:58I came for the surgery
09:59I want to put on the little face
10:00How funny you are!
10:02Ugly but funny!
10:03That's what we ugly people have!
10:05I've heard that you have a war cry.
10:07So...
10:08Go ahead, you rascals!
10:09Let's make the brush!
10:11I put the stick
10:12And you the hairs!
10:14If I know, I don't ask anything.
10:15Really, I swear
10:16Well, guys
10:19Now let's have a great time
10:22Let's have some killer parties!
10:26Even mine from the...
10:27Hey!
10:27Hey!
10:28You told me you were coming to work!
10:29If not,
10:31You're coming with me right now.
10:32Home!
10:33But if I was just talking about animals
10:35Don't worry, darling
10:36This is Mrs. Tani, my wife.
10:38Not for long
10:39Well, you little rascals.
10:41You are in Humor Amarillo, Dor
10:43Holiday city!
10:45Does anyone want me to carry the suitcase?
10:49I had forgotten to say it before.
10:51And that is my favorite phrase
10:52I'm going
10:53Let's get to it!
10:57How are you, Chino Cudeiro?
10:58Prepared?
10:59Yeah
10:59Ok, well...
11:00I'm in fourth grade!
11:01Go!
11:02In Yellow Humor, Dor
11:03Holiday city
11:04The first thing our clients have to do
11:06It's looking for your room
11:07Which is at the end of this labyrinth
11:09It is a bit reminiscent of the Chinotauro's labyrinth.
11:11This one is much prettier
11:12With that tiger skin wallpaper on the walls
11:14How strange it is that the Chinese cudeiro does not kill himself
11:16With the rodigue!
11:17The most astute will have noticed
11:19That inside the labyrinth
11:20There are two grips
11:21They are from room service
11:23It is to ensure that customers do sports
11:26It's not that they are bad people.
11:27It's because they are prohibited from receiving tips
11:30They are always in a bad mood
11:31And of course, they pay it to the client
11:33Here I go!
11:34Here you go!
11:36To the room!
11:37Mrs. Peláez
11:38Knowing how the room service people do things
11:41She has decided to be more cautious
11:43And those from room service
11:45As you know, Mrs. Peláez
11:46She has decided to be cautious
11:48They are being more cautious than she is.
11:50It is what is known as a war of nerves
11:52Who will take the cake?
11:54But above all, who will get scared?
11:57Moments of tension
11:58Emotion
11:59Intrigue
12:01Come here, Mrs. Peláez!
12:04We'll bring your suitcase!
12:05Don't be silly!
12:06No guys!
12:07Really!
12:08There's no need!
12:09Yes, woman!
12:10Yes!
12:10But!
12:11But I'm not the suitcase!
12:12Well, where do we put it?
12:14Look!
12:15We'll leave it here!
12:16In the pool!
12:17I hope they only wear their swimsuits inside!
12:19No!
12:19Not the pool!
12:21No!
12:24But Vildrafilla, where are you going with so many pompoms?
12:31My heart goes pompom, pompom, pompom!
12:34But hey, what did he take?
12:36Well, I think something with caffeine, because it's spicier.
12:39What a barbarity!
12:40Not even room service can stop him.
12:42At least he made them laugh, look, that's difficult.
12:45Where is the minibar?!
12:48Ask the people inside!
12:49See what they answer you!
12:50In principle, this man's attitude
12:51It is not the most recommendable in yellow humor
12:54But of course, it is known that when someone is very motivated
12:57finds ways out where there are none
12:59Oh!
13:00The minibar is over there!
13:01I can smell it!
13:01I can smell it!
13:02I can smell it!
13:05Into my arms, comrade!
13:07To my arms!
13:07To my arms!
13:12If you want to lose those extra pounds
13:38disgusting fatso, at humor amarillodor we help you get it
13:40What's for dinner?!
13:41Cooked!
13:43In humor amarillodor you will find the best weight loss methods
13:47Because we have expert chefs who know how to make you lose weight
13:50Let's go on a diet!
13:54Cheer up!
13:55You'll see how handsome you look!
13:56Make me thin, thank you!
13:57Hey, kitchen!
13:59A scrambled egg for the fifteenth!
14:01Here I go!
14:02The slimming system we use at humor amarillodor is very simple
14:06We don't feed you
14:07We put you in a bowl and beat you until you lose your hunger.
14:10Infallible!
14:11I want a couple of soft-boiled eggs
14:13Hey, kitchen!
14:14Let me see your balls!
14:16Oops!
14:16Come on, you can do it!
14:18Of course, our chefs will prepare the dish to your liking.
14:21Do you want soft-boiled eggs?
14:23Well, we'll pass them through water for you.
14:24Wow, well soaked!
14:26Come on, let me see!
14:27I want to lose neck fat!
14:29Hey, kitchen!
14:30A chicken neck one for table thirteen!
14:36Oh my goodness, your neck isn't heavy, your ass is heavy!
14:39Some dishes are a little dangerous
14:41For example, with this one the poor lady almost broke her neck.
14:44Since I am Chinese, I want a Chinese dish.
14:46So I order lacquered duck
14:48Come on!
14:49Hey, kitchen!
14:50Let's go ducky!
14:51Hey, kitchen!
14:51Until now, the Chinese, Cudeiro, had not needed to lose weight.
14:56Of course, because he dies before getting fat.
14:58But today things are very different.
15:00Hey, Chino, are you okay?
15:03Yeah, but this hurts more than dying, huh?
15:07Get rid of cellulite!
15:09Hey, kitchen!
15:10A rare leg of lamb for Miss!
15:13A delicious, delicious, delicious dish!
15:15He'll be a copycat!
15:16Let's go on a diet!
15:17Some diets are a little radical
15:19This woman is going to lose the orange peel on her saddlebags
15:22But by peeling it
15:23Oh, my goodness! How well they've left me!
15:27I want a rare steak
15:29This guy doesn't know what he just ordered!
15:31Yes, because a medium-rare steak is cooked both ways.
15:34Well there we have it.
15:35A lap
15:36Another lap
15:38And now back and forth
15:40Curse!
15:43I should have asked for it well done.
15:45Well, I want a steak with a bell turn.
15:48Hey, kitchen!
15:49A steak with a bell turn
15:51Hey, what's a bell-shaped steak like?
15:54I had never heard that before.
15:55Well look, it is such
15:56That's right
15:57What did you like?
16:00Oh, how delicious it was!
16:01I'm not going on a diet!
16:04Hey, kitchen!
16:04A French toast and a chocolate cake
16:07For table nine!
16:10This woman is going to show that each body is a world
16:13Since he's no longer gaining weight, he can eat whatever he wants.
16:15And we respect that a lot at Humor Amarillo
16:18You did it!
16:20You look gorgeous!
16:21Oh, my ass is heavy today!
16:23In the end it turns out that you have a little cholesterol
16:25I have important news
16:27The direction of Yellow Humor
16:28He has decided that the family that best follows the treatments
16:31You can spend another week at our resort.
16:34With expenses paid
16:35For now
16:35The Peláez family is in the lead
16:37Followed closely by the Rodriguez family
16:39And the Lopez
16:40In last place are the Cudeiros
16:42It's that we Peláez are the best
16:45Right, family?
16:46We are the best!
16:48Yes, but some of you are better off than others.
16:49I mean you
16:50Thank you
16:51Now the Cudeiros
16:52Considering I should have been dead for half an hour
16:54We are...
16:55Happy!
16:57As for the rest, I can only tell you
16:58A lot of concentration
16:59I'm giving you a week's vacation here.
17:02And Yellowing Humor is...
17:03Hills!
17:06Long live the massage!
17:07Let's see if it gets into your head now.
17:10Long live the massage!
17:11Massage is a very healthy treatment
17:13From this box the contestants have to take a ball
17:16And the color of it will decide which masseuse you get.
17:18We have a Cachas, a Definge, an Anjerito and Robin Hood
17:21Each of them has a different style of massage.
17:23And the contestant who endures the longest will win
17:25Five points
17:27For two
17:27Yes indeed!
17:33Hello, Long live massage!
17:34Let's see what color you get!
17:36The white one!
17:37He's going to give you the Robin Hood massage!
17:39But I don't know why you're so happy!
17:41To the massage!
17:42And the massage treatment begins
17:44That in Yellowing Humor
17:45It has the great advantage
17:46That you can hit the masseur back
17:49That is if the masseur lets him.
17:50Because in this case he has dodged the contestant's blows
17:53Good luck, Pintrafilla, Cudeiro!
17:56Oh!
17:57Look how miserable you are!
17:58You got the Hunk!
18:00Don't cry, Pintrafilla and...
18:02To the massage!
18:04Craftily!
18:04The Chinese Cudeiro has preferred not to take off his glasses
18:07So that Cacha doesn't think of giving him an eye massage
18:10But a good massage on the nacasones
18:12And then, a couple of blows to the chest
18:14They are enough for the Chinese Cudeiro to abandon the treatment.
18:17Oh, how it hurts!
18:18This is worse than dying!
18:20Your turn!
18:21Let's see who's the lucky one who gets the woman in red, huh?
18:24Hey, Pintrafilla, Robin Hood is giving you a massage!
18:26How do you feel?
18:27What's up, do you like it?
18:28To the massage!
18:30Cheer up, Mari!
18:31You've got it in the bag!
18:31Mari has chosen the wrong tactic
18:33He thought that by giving Robin Hood some doting eyes he would get a softer massage.
18:37But Robin is a great professional!
18:40My goodness, Pintrafilla, he really digs, yes!
18:45Yellow, the sphinx!
18:46You've been lucky, Pintrafilla!
18:48Or what!
18:49To the massage!
18:50This poor guy thinks that the sphinx, being a statue, is not going to move much.
18:54But the only one here who hasn't moved is him.
18:56Wake up, you bastard!
19:01The sphinx again!
19:02You know, don't get too confident!
19:04He's going to find out!
19:05To the massage!
19:06This chicken has already learned his lesson and knows that sphinx massages can be lethal.
19:11Kill the sphinx, kill!
19:13Also, since he has been to Egypt and knows that the Sphinx is missing its nose
19:16and try to leave it the same as in the photos
19:18Man, he didn't manage to get it out, but he at least bent his nasal septum a little.
19:22You're screwed!
19:24My goodness, it smells amazing!
19:42In a good yellow house we have the most modern gyms in the world
19:55You can even surf.
19:56Hey, who took my board?
19:58I didn't follow!
20:00And if anyone doesn't believe it, here's the proof.
20:02This is what is normally called surfing on the ironing board
20:06Here it is called surfing on the exercise board
20:08That sounds more technical
20:09Let's surf!
20:12A thousand tricks, Cudeíno!
20:14To the death!
20:15No, no, no! Remember, you can't die.
20:17Let's surf!
20:18Wow! With all this talk about not being able to die, I'm really hitting myself.
20:21Oh, another one!
20:23And I'm gone!
20:25What's the point? Is China when it doesn't die?
20:27I'm so hungry!
20:30He's hungry!
20:30Normal, they've been here all day and still haven't put anything in their mouths.
20:34But the treatment is like this
20:36Now you have to burn a few calories in this exercise table
20:39Yes, but there are people who, when they have a hunger, eat the first thing they catch.
20:42For example, the platform
20:44I think he's gone a bit indifferent, huh?
20:48For you, Chinaman!
20:49Hey, it's the sister-in-law of the Chinese guy from Cudeíno!
20:51So he's going to die, right?
20:53No, because he is a family member.
20:54The blood of the Cudeíno does not run through their veins
20:56By the way, the hunk on the platform is the monitor.
20:59What do you advise contestants to do to improve their performance?
21:03Eat more fish! Eat more fish!
21:05The sister-in-law of the Chinese man from Cudeíno ignores him and manages to reach the finish line.
21:09What a joy for the people of Cudeíno!
21:11Very good! You did it just like me! Very good!
21:13I have a small back problem.
21:15Oh, how it hurts!
21:17But girl, don't get on the board! Don't get on it!
21:19Note that we have been warned that with back problems the board is bad
21:22Goodbye, I'm going!
21:23Well, go away, you scamp!
21:24This boy from the López family comes from Tarifa
21:27That is to say, he is used to seeing surfers
21:30And although he has never surfed in his life, it is clear that something has stuck with him.
21:33He's clumsy, but he pays close attention.
21:35And we listen to the monitor
21:36Eat more fish! Eat more fish!
21:38He doesn't pay any attention to it and reaches the finish line.
21:41All right, champ!
21:43Hey, how do you say it in Japanese?
21:45Surfing USA!
21:46Surfing USA!
21:48The last contestant belongs to the Rodríguez team.
21:51There is a lot of concern among his family because he has a peanut
21:54Compulsively picks things up from the floor
21:55And of course, he's afraid he'll go crazy in the middle of the test.
21:59Eat more fish! Eat more fish!
22:01Wow, that monitor is so annoying!
22:02Look, there was luck, he went crazy in the end.
22:04You are a wonderful madman!
22:06We're not admitting you today!
22:07Let's see, who does this?
22:09Only Mr. Peláez copies me.
22:11That's why it's the first one, of course.
22:12He has a five-point lead over the López family.
22:15This is going to be awesome
22:17Well, except for the cudeiros who are last
22:19They are a bit useless
22:20But what are the poor going to do if they are led by the Chinese cudeiro?
22:24Right?
22:25You say we're last?
22:26Well yes
22:27Guys, what's going on?
22:28You suck!
22:30Creature, accustomed to dying only of itself
22:33Come on, give each other a cheer.
22:35Come on, cudeiros!
22:35What a sad guy!
22:41This is a drag
22:43Not the program
22:44Whoever says this program is boring, I'll hit them with a stick.
22:46The roll is the one that comes next
22:48The greaseproof rolls
22:49A patented system by humor amarillodor to lose high fats
22:53Up to five carats are lost
22:55I'm dying now!
23:01No, Chinese, you can't die.
23:02Let's get on with it!
23:04The poor Chino Cudeiro who until today believed that his life was a misfortune
23:07He is discovering blow by blow how hard it is to survive in yellow humor.
23:11That's why he doubts
23:12I'm dying, I'm not dying
23:13Am I dying?
23:14No, I'd better not die today.
23:16Chino, remember that yellow humor has placed its trust in you
23:21Go ahead, come on, you little leaker.
23:23I'd better die, I'm tired already.
23:25No, Chino, go on, you can't let us down.
23:27Okay, I continue.
23:28Are you okay, Chinaman?
23:31Yes, unfortunately yes
23:33I want to remove my tummy
23:34The results of the anti-fat rolls are practically automatic.
23:38This man wants to lose his gut
23:40Well, just stamp it against one of the rolls.
23:43At this moment the friction of the roll is burning the individual's fats
23:47You can continue with the filter now, because your stomach is left with a chocolate bar.
23:51Watch out, it looks like a black car!
23:53Very well, fatso.
23:54No shouting, hey, little leak!
23:59Let's get on with it!
24:00We forgot to mention that everyone who manages to resist the fat-reducing rolls until the end
24:04They will receive as a gift those pretty pompoms for wrists and ankles
24:08I want a pirate one!
24:10Tintrofilla!
24:10That's me!
24:12He knows what he has to do, right?
24:13Bang!
24:14I'm ready!
24:16This man promised us that he was going to have a spectacular time.
24:19Well, it seems not, he is passing the rolls without any problem.
24:22Keep your promise!
24:24Thanks, champ!
24:25I want to lose weight in my teeth!
24:26Well, go to the dentist, pintrofilla, this is not the place.
24:29Tanis is wrong!
24:31One of the advantages of anti-fat rolls is that they allow you to lose weight wherever you want.
24:35Even from the teeth
24:36Wow!
24:38Out with your dentures!
24:39Wow, I was afraid of the dentist!
24:42Chino, this is for you!
24:43Be careful what you say, you pintrofilla!
24:45He is the maternal cousin of the brother-in-law of the husband of the sister of the Chino Cudeiro
24:49That is to say, he is going to put it in
24:50Yes, but only a little bit
24:52Oops, almost!
24:54Things are on fire!
24:55At this point, the scoreboard is like this
24:58All full of numbers
24:59I already have the mind, Lorena
25:00I think the Lopez are in first position.
25:02Followed closely by the Rodriguez family
25:04Of course, in last position the Cudeiro
25:07And in the middle the Peláez
25:08This is super exciting!
25:13It's better than a night in bed with Angelina and Olí!
25:18In a yellowing moro we also do cosmetic surgery
25:21If you want, we can take 10 years off your life at once.
25:23Do you want to have surgery?
25:24No, thanks!
25:26Let's get to know the operating room of a yellowing Moor, a holiday city
25:29This, guys, is going to be a game changer!
25:31Those hypotraphylls
25:32We have to warn that more than 99 out of every 100 operations are successful here.
25:35That's why whoever arrives safely at the end will get 30 points.
25:39And not suturing, precisely.
25:40Let the operation begin, boys!
25:44To the operating room!
25:47Cheer up, Chinese!
25:50Take advantage and get your eye surgery!
25:51Oh, what beginnings!
25:53Let it be known that I have poisoned myself!
25:55Shut up, you painter, and throw away!
25:56To the operating room!
25:57Don't go too far, eh, pintrafilla, I have to give you the golden ball!
26:01It's so you have your hands busy and don't mess up the operation!
26:04Take it, grab it!
26:05You can do it now, chinte, come on!
26:06Could what the Chinese Cudeiro said be true?
26:08Is it true that he has poisoned himself?
26:10Man, I don't think so.
26:11I've seen him very tired of falling so many times, eh?
26:13Wait, wait, it seems to be true!
26:14That?!
26:15The poison has taken effect on me!
26:16I'm dying!
26:17Oh, what things this Chinese has!
26:20No, the Chinese cudeiro has taken his own life!
26:23You want to fix my cheekbones!
26:24How do you prefer it, with or without anesthesia?
26:26He's too far away, he can't hear you.
26:28Well, without anesthesia, come on.
26:29Wow, fix that cheekbone!
26:31Now get in, we'll fix the other one for you, girl!
26:34No to crow's feet!
26:36This operation is a little more complicated
26:38Because this girl has at least six crow's feet.
26:41Well, nothing, one out, two out.
26:43Come on, let's go for the third, third out
26:46He has changed his mind
26:47Would you rather have crow's feet on half your face?
26:51I want to get liposuction!
26:54Come on, get in position!
26:59Oh, oh, I thought better of it!
27:01I don't want to have liposuction anymore!
27:05Liposuction! Liposuction! Liposuction!
27:09Look, bend down and with one hit we'll remove all the fat.
27:11There you are, perfect!
27:13Don't move, don't move!
27:15No, I like myself the way I am!
27:19I want to get rid of my double chin!
27:21What a joy, pintrafilla!
27:22You can do it, Manolo!
27:23Look how your classmates cheer you on!
27:25You can make us laugh!
27:27Hey, wasn't that the Chinese Cudeiro?
27:28He has risen
27:29He is preparing for the next program already.
27:32With the Lopezes!
27:34The scoreboard is sparking between the López in blue
27:37And the Rodriguez in green
27:39Only five points separate them
27:41Lopez, Lopez, Lopez, Lopez!
27:43The family that loses the fewest members from the operation will be the winner.
27:46At the moment the scoreboard does not move
27:48Rodriguez forever!
27:50But the Rodriguez family does not take advantage of this moment to increase the difference.
27:54As the contestants fall, tensions are high.
27:58I'm hysterical there!
28:00Stop being hysterical and throw it away!
28:01And trofilla!
28:02Nerves begin to play tricks on the contestants.
28:06But the scoreboard remains unchanged, as the López family stares in astonishment.
28:08I am stunned!
28:10Well yes, he will be amazed.
28:12Especially after the ball that hit him all over the jerob
28:14And of course the scoreboard still doesn't move.
28:17Pirate power!
28:20Watch out for Pinky Rodriguez!
28:22Pinky, leave him alone, you're going to hurt yourself!
28:24Uncle Lila, don't fall!
28:26The green team has been penalized for insulting
28:29The Blues take the lead on the scoreboard
28:31But they are stupid because they insult one of their own team
28:34That's what happens to them for being homophobic.
28:36No insults, please!
28:37Fall down, miscreant! Fall down!
28:40Come on, you can do it, champ!
28:42Look here! Look here! Look here! Look here! Look here!
28:46Man, why don't you look this way?
28:47It could be dodge ball!
28:49What a goldfinch!
28:51I'm the last one! So we won in the end!
28:56You've spoken the truth, little pita! If you make it to the end, you'll have won! Victory is in your hands!
29:01Just so you know! To the operating room!
29:03By the way, what did this guy want to have surgery for?
29:06From the backs!
29:07If you fall, we'll give you 100 euros! 200 euros!
29:10Of course, anything goes. Even the Blues try to bribe.
29:13And attention, the operation has been a success!
29:15We removed the spines and it didn't fall off!
29:17It looks like the patient survived the operation!
29:21Take a little more anesthesia! It's almost here!
29:24Only a few meters away from victory!
29:26And if it makes it to the end, the Rodriguez brothers will be the winners of the night!
29:30And yes! He did it!
29:32The Rodriguez family has won a week in a monavariator with all expenses paid!
29:36Paid for by the Lopezes!
29:37So come on, start digging into your pockets!
29:40If you don't mind, I'll keep them!
29:44Okay, fine.
29:45Rodriguez! Who's coming with me to Spain to the sauna?
29:48And I'm telling you, I just want you to answer me!
29:50Women!
29:54Or as they say in Japanese, I actually didn't spend even three hours on a single-speed vehicle.
29:59So I tell you.
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