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00:00Today, no one can say that women with a yellow sense of humor don't get wet.
00:06They can't be accused of being completely clueless.
00:11And we have the coolest girls.
00:15Come on, Cudeirín!
00:30A yellow sea returns there!
00:38Welcome back to another day of the program of blows to porrillo.
00:41Today we are very happy to present you a very special program.
00:46Look, it says it there in Japanese, very special program.
00:48And why is it a very special program?
00:50Because we have given the contestants a very difficult entrance exam.
00:54Well, it wasn't that difficult, it was an intelligence test.
00:56The point is that only women have passed that test.
00:59And that's why we called it...
01:00Girls with girls!
01:03This special girls' program poses a difficult problem for Taquesi.
01:07And there are no girls among his henchmen, they are all men.
01:11And single men, which makes them more dangerous.
01:15For this reason, Taquesi has ordered Juanito Calvici that whoever he sees is not behaving well with the girls,
01:20give him an exemplary punishment.
01:21Come on, he's going to beat them up.
01:23Let's see, Juanito, let's see if you've understood. What do you have to do?
01:26I'm going to try to hook up as much as I can.
01:28What a mess!
01:29I can already see it, we're going to have demands from all the feminist associations.
01:33Even those who aren't feminists!
01:35Well, let's not panic and let's trust that these people will know how to behave.
01:39To start, let's give the girls a proper welcome.
01:43Let's do something original, different, never seen before in yellow humor.
01:46Damn, with originality.
01:51And trofillas, an old nun, Saoli, once told me.
01:54If you want to be happy, marry a woman wiser than you. That way you'll have plenty of choices.
01:58Did you get it?
02:02This girl makes me blush.
02:04I am single.
02:05But all these pretty girls surely have boyfriends.
02:09Is anyone single?
02:13Little lies.
02:14If I've seen their records, they're married in half.
02:17Man, I know I'm not bad, that I'm good-looking, but it's not that bad.
02:21Look, you little bees can rest assured, there won't be any flies today.
02:26You can breathe.
02:27Come on, breathe, but don't block our noses.
02:29Because none of you like flies.
02:32Yes, to me.
02:34Girl, behave yourself.
02:37Have you raised your hand too?
02:39What have I seen in you?
02:41It's just that I like flies.
02:42Why's that?
02:44Because I am an entomologist.
02:45I think it's great, beautiful.
02:47Now Tani approaches to talk to some girls who are oriental by birth, but have black souls.
02:53They love soul, jazz, and one even likes machín.
02:56That's why they came disguised like that.
02:58For that reason and because they don't want their families to recognize her.
03:01And not everyone is willing to make a fool of themselves at every discovery.
03:05Well, let's get to it.
03:06I suppose you came here to compete, not to chat.
03:11To the drone!
03:16Dolores, how do you feel about the fact that only girls are participating?
03:18Today it seems imperfect to me, but since I believe women should be treated equally with men, all I can say is...
03:25Don't beat him!
03:27Hello, hello, hello!
03:29Here I am, happier than a lark.
03:31If I don't get a girl to come with me to the caravan today, I'll never get her.
03:35Tonight some contestant is going to discover that I am unique, wonderful, incredible, fantastic.
03:41And let's stop talking about me, because here are the results of a survey conducted among female viewers asking who the most attractive celebrity gossip presenter was.
03:49And from least to most, in 5th place is...
03:52Tani!
03:54What bad luck!
03:56You're not the most attractive, Tani.
03:57Well, you should know that the winner will be showered with kisses in the end.
04:01Maybe a guy with a mustache and a hat will win.
04:03That when you're handsome, these things happen.
04:06By the way, these votes were notarized, so you can't say there was cheating.
04:10No, in case I win later, don't accuse me of anything.
04:13Come on, move aside, Pepe, all these girls aren't exactly coming to throw themselves into your arms.
04:18No, they come to try to overcome the Little Wall of China.
04:22Which is a metaphor that the barriers that separate men and women can be overcome.
04:26Does that really mean it?
04:28No, but it looks nice here.
04:30One of the advantages girls have today is that since there are no studs, there's no danger of anyone trying to take advantage of the situation.
04:36And we can also see how beautiful female solidarity is.
04:40Let's listen to the comments the girls make as they help each other pass.
04:45Hey Maria, he's fat, isn't he?
04:47I'm sorry to say how pretty you are, but those pants look terrible on you.
04:52Hey, did any of you bring eyeshadow?
04:55Well, it seems to me that there's not a very good vibe here today, huh?
04:58It's just that we've taken out the most superficial ones.
05:00Look, for example, at those two friends, who happily fall together.
05:04Or these ones, who try to lift up their colleagues without caring about the size of their butts.
05:10Well, maybe they do care.
05:13Come on, I'll bring you up now.
05:14No, leave it, I'm wearing a thong.
05:16And now we come to one of those moments that make our director immensely happy.
05:21What is this moment?
05:22When the one who brought the miniskirt realizes she made a mistake.
05:25Let's hope her parents didn't see it, because that girl is wearing an ugly sweater.
05:29And many of them now discover that they should have brought other clothes.
05:33It's just that for yellow humor you have to come in black, which suits you very well and hides the stains of the neighborhood.
05:39Not like other people, like this one, who came in nuclear white.
05:43Our beloved Pepe Livingstone is now near the wall.
05:47Can't handle it alone with friends? Yes.
05:49But let's listen to what Pepe tells these contestants.
05:53Hey, sorry, chatina.
05:54Now that your friend has passed, can I push you for a bit?
05:57No, please.
05:59I can do it now, leave it, go on.
06:00Well, well, if you can, nothing.
06:02But who's going to help you now?
06:04Oh, my hand is slipping.
06:06Come on, lean on my knee, I'll help you.
06:08Come on, girl, on the count of three.
06:10What do you ask of yourself? What can I do on my own?
06:11No, you can't do it alone.
06:13Come on, come here and I'll help you.
06:14You climb on my thighs and up.
06:17My goodness, you are so ham.
06:19She's very chubby, huh.
06:20Sorry to say this.
06:21But you've pushed me back, even though I'm so strong.
06:24I just don't trust him, you know? I don't trust him.
06:26Come on, another one, another one.
06:28Come on!
06:28Go up, go up these hard legs.
06:31Very good, very good.
06:32Above.
06:33Ugh, how I felt, my goodness, I turned purple.
06:36Thank you very much, girl.
06:37I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life.
06:39This poor girl has passed the test, but she doesn't feel happy.
06:42She feels like she has lost her innocence and cries.
06:47What nonsense you talk, man.
06:49What is going to lose innocence?
06:50If he threw him out happy and he has jumped to walls.
06:52I'm nicer, I'm more likeable, and I'm also a smart guy.
06:56What are we going to do?
06:57I am paper and ribbon.
06:58That's me.
06:59Hello, Piltras Villas.
07:13I propose a riddle to you.
07:15If this is a football field, what are we going to play?
07:18Guess it.
07:19Let's play ping-pong!
07:20Let's play ping-pong!
07:21No, I'm just kidding, pirates.
07:23Look at that ping-pong thing.
07:25If it is clear that this is the 100 meter butterfly.
07:27If you see the red flag, you cannot swim.
07:30Forbidden, huh?
07:31That's pirates.
07:32Juanito Calviciel found the Pinky and Chucky joke very funny.
07:37Well, I didn't get it.
07:39Well let's see if Animal has understood it.
07:46But what... what... what... what's happening to Animal.
07:49He's constipated!
07:52I'm just saying one thing.
07:53Why wouldn't I have dyed my mustache blond too, Jurri!
07:57Well this band will face...
08:00What a cut I have!
08:02So many men for me alone!
08:05Well, guys, you know, like we're at the disco, okay?
08:08Come on! Let's catch it!
08:09Poor girl, she doesn't know what awaits her.
08:12The henchmen are going to use a terrible tactic.
08:14It is known as the Moscón tactic.
08:17You've probably all seen her in clubs.
08:20A girl is so calm, dancing in the middle of the dance floor, when suddenly she finds herself robbed of flies.
08:25She pretends.
08:26He pretends not to notice.
08:28But little by little they are reducing their brutal space.
08:31They cut off his exits.
08:33They don't leave him a single escape route.
08:34And when the girl tries to run away, it's too late.
08:38The flies have captured her and are not going to let her go.
08:43Thank goodness the nightclub bouncer has put things in order, otherwise...
08:47I'm happy with little, just touching the ball.
08:50Good!
08:51You heard it, don't let him touch the ball!
08:53Poor girl, when she was little, her parents didn't let her play ball.
08:58And the school never managed to get her on the soccer team.
09:01He arrived at the university and they didn't pay attention to him there either.
09:04His last hope was placed here, in yellow humor.
09:07I thought, I'll be eliminated, but at least I'll be able to touch a ball for the first time in my life.
09:11And as we see, he was wrong.
09:14It's the same old story.
09:15When you are about to achieve your dream, when you almost touch it with your fingertips,
09:19Five guys from a football team show up and take everything from you.
09:23Well, come on, we've done enough poetry.
09:26Let the girl touch the ball a little and then you throw it.
09:29Come on, give it to her.
09:32Give it to him a little, man.
09:33Give it to him, son, eh!
09:35Come on, you're already happy.
09:37She looks so happy!
09:38It's so easy to make the contestants smile.
09:42He's just crying and everything, huh?
09:43No, it's going to pass right now.
09:44She's just a real crybaby.
09:46This story is very beautiful.
09:47I think I'm going to make a movie with her.
09:49I'm very calm because the girls aren't hit.
09:52Let's shout out our favorite word.
09:55Pain! Pain! Pain!
09:58It seems to me that this girl is a little misguided.
10:01You must think that we put the helmet on him so that he doesn't get messed up.
10:04and protectors to give you a more stylized figure.
10:06And nothing could be further from the truth.
10:09He carries all that for a reason.
10:11So that he doesn't get hurt when a bad beast falls on him.
10:14And they do it without remorse.
10:16They even take a nap.
10:18And while they try to tear off the girl's pants.
10:21Today is my birthday!
10:23Well guys, you heard.
10:24Let's give this kid a cake.
10:26And I'm going to be the cherry on top!
10:32We are facing the typical case of a mistaken contestant.
10:35She thinks that because it's her birthday, we're going to take pity on her.
10:38But these people have told him that they are going to give him a cake.
10:41Yes, yes, you'll see the cake they give him.
10:43Do you see the candles anywhere?
10:45Pay attention, because you're going to get a cake.
10:49Well, he's right.
10:51It's a different cake.
10:52It has one, two, three, four floors.
10:56And wait, the cherry on top is missing.
10:58Come on, animal, put the icing on the cake!
11:02Well, there's no cherry on top, but it doesn't matter.
11:04In the end, nobody gets to eat the cherry on top.
11:07Hello, babá!
11:09Guys, this girl has me excited.
11:11We're going to let her think she can get through and then we'll throw her out.
11:17You have to see how bad these five people are.
11:20How do they play with the contestants' feelings?
11:23Look at her, poor thing.
11:24It is believed that he has dodged it.
11:26And now she thinks she's so fast she'll leave him sitting on the ground.
11:29But now he is going to discover the truth.
11:31A truth tinged with blonde.
11:34Oh, poor gullible girl.
11:38I really like animals!
11:42Well, well, well.
11:43It seems we have a romance and a yellow humor.
11:46I wouldn't call it romance.
11:47Keep in mind that Animal has never had a girlfriend.
11:50Calling yourself an animal, it makes sense, on the other hand.
11:52But look, he takes it gently.
11:55He doesn't want to hurt her.
11:57Something that Paco doesn't care about.
11:58Because he's really hit him hard.
12:00The animal tells him to leave her.
12:02It's mine!
12:02She's my girlfriend!
12:03She's my girlfriend!
12:04And at that moment the girl realizes that she has awakened the beast.
12:07To the animal, I mean.
12:09And indeed, the animal shows that he doesn't know how to treat a woman.
12:13How simple it is to give her some flowers,
12:15if it is conquered very easily.
12:17And 93 young women happily run to face a new challenge.
12:22Hello, hello, hello!
12:23Here I continue with the list of the five most attractive men in yellow humor
12:27chosen by the spectators.
12:29In fourth place is...
12:32I think it's coming out now!
12:35Junior!
12:36And at number three...
12:37Let's see who's at number three!
12:40Oh!
12:40It's Pinky Winky!
12:42Who's number one?
12:44Will it be a reporter with a mustache and a hat?
12:46Maybe a handsome guy who has a caravan
12:48where girls can come whenever they want.
12:50Unless I am the chosen one,
12:52I'm capable of doing something crazy, huh?
12:53I'd be capable of getting into a fight there.
12:56with everyone, start sharing
12:57like the karate kid and be left alone.
13:00It's that I'm hotter than hell.
13:01Hey!
13:01It has to be me!
13:05Alzamburger!
13:06With excitement!
13:08You guessed it,
13:08we are in the mythical test
13:10of the special small hamburgers.
13:12Which is like the usual hamburgers,
13:14but here only female contestants compete.
13:17And pay attention because a very serious woman came from there,
13:19never smiles.
13:21But girl,
13:23shows a little sense of humor.
13:24Look how I laugh!
13:25Ha ha ha!
13:26Ha ha ha!
13:27We just woke this girl up from her nap.
13:29and it comes a little worn out.
13:30That's why it goes so slowly.
13:32Even when he sinks into misery,
13:33go slowly.
13:34Wake up, beautiful!
13:36And be very attentive because this woman
13:38is the legendary sister
13:39of the little Grasshopper.
13:41It's the little grasshopper.
13:42She has been locked away in a Tibetan monastery for years.
13:44preparing to compete in yellow humor.
13:46And it shows, right?
13:47It shows.
13:48Instead,
13:48This contestant has not prepared for anything.
13:50It comes just like home.
13:51It is believed that it can imitate the small grasshopper,
13:54but soon he realizes
13:55that is impossible.
13:56And this girl doesn't smile because she's happy.
13:59He smiles because he sees nothing.
14:01He left his glasses in the locker room.
14:0412 diopters in each eye, at least.
14:05Has.
14:06And this girl smiles,
14:08but we don't know why he's smiling.
14:10And the saddest thing
14:11is that he keeps smiling.
14:13And now we are going to tell you
14:14the sad story of this woman,
14:16Laurita Oé.
14:17Laurita was always late
14:18to all your appointments.
14:20And that made her very nervous.
14:22The longer it took,
14:23the more nervous she became.
14:24Laurita was an indecisive woman.
14:27I never knew if I was giving
14:29the right step in life.
14:30He wondered,
14:31am I doing the right thing?
14:33What if I make a mistake?
14:34That's why he was always late,
14:35because he doubted until the last moment.
14:37Should I wear pants or a skirt?
14:39Should I go with a purse or a briefcase?
14:41Should I carry a gun or a knife?
14:43Questions that blocked her.
14:44His last question on a yellow pin was,
14:46do I swim or drown?
14:48Oh, I don't know what to do,
14:48It's just that I'm so indecisive.
14:50And now where do I go?
14:52And there we see a confident woman.
14:53He wears climbing boots.
14:55And then, why do you bring climbing boots?
14:57Without the burgers it's useless.
14:59I really tell you...
15:00And this girl,
15:01This girl fell before she even started.
15:04Well, that's a very bad sign.
15:05It's a trick.
15:06It falls to the ground
15:07and thus it is ensured that the water does not fall.
15:09It's a regular trick, huh?
15:12And there we have the woman
15:13that the tablecloth has been brought
15:14to have a picnic.
15:17Well, let's interview her,
15:18let's see what is said.
15:19Why did you bring the tablecloth?
15:20It's just that I love country meals.
15:23Well here we have Katherine.
15:24Oh, nobody had told me anything.
15:26and I with the tablecloth all the time.
15:27And what do I do now with all this?
15:29Well, treat my cabin
15:30we'll come up with something, girl.
15:32You'll see that we'll get on Pinín there.
15:33Hello, children!
15:47I'm Professor Chucky.
15:49And we are the pirate duo.
15:51Pirate duo, duo, duo!
15:54I'm not shitting myself here either, to be honest.
15:56Can you play?
15:57No, we're not going to play, we're going to add up.
15:59Of course, the one who adds badly
16:01he's going to get into such a mess that you...
16:02that you wink.
16:03It's very easy.
16:04It is enough to have passed
16:05first of all.
16:07The first one is enough.
16:08What's that?
16:09What is this?
16:10We don't know what that is.
16:12You push me and you'll see.
16:13Come on.
16:15Here I go.
16:16Three minus five plus zero plus ten.
16:22This goes...
16:24Well, I don't know, but as I threw myself
16:26your mother is going to be a teacher.
16:28I'm serious, okay?
16:30I love math.
16:32Long live the Nepedian logarithm!
16:34As we have been able to verify,
16:36The mechanism of this test is very simple.
16:39The contestant has to add up
16:40or subtracting the numbers that appear along the way
16:42and at the end it must give the result of the operation.
16:44If you get it right, you move on to the next phase.
16:47But if he is wrong,
16:48discover what it's like to fall into a pool of flour.
16:51A test not suitable for students of literature.
16:54Dice!
16:55But, girl, wait
16:56to tell you the numbers
16:57before giving the result.
16:59You're into letters, for sure.
17:01Let's see, four plus nine minus five.
17:04plus seven are...
17:06How many are there, girl?
17:08Seventy-four!
17:09Yes, seventy-four.
17:10Your face looks like a plate!
17:12What a beautiful rhyme Chucky just made!
17:14In this test, apart from mathematics,
17:16we also learn poetry.
17:18I am very calm
17:20because I carry a calculator hidden.
17:22But it doesn't have batteries!
17:24It doesn't have any batteries, kiddo!
17:25We've taken them away!
17:26Now you're going to get pissed off!
17:27Good heavens!
17:28It's China Cudeira!
17:29And your calculator has no batteries!
17:30Well, it adds up quickly!
17:31Nine minus four plus eight minus nine!
17:33The result is...
17:34Say four, China! Say four!
17:35But say it now that I'm telling you!
17:37Five!
17:39China Cudeira, don't make the rhyme so easy for me!
17:42No! You've killed poor China Cudeira!
17:44I am an aeronautical engineer
17:50and I play basketball.
17:51That's why it has those legs.
17:53But put your paws inside!
17:55Put them in now!
17:56Oh what a mess!
17:57Well, this girl isn't lying.
17:59and she's a real engineer,
18:00will know how to calculate what the number is
18:02which prevents the bowl from taking off.
18:03Six!
18:04Plus five!
18:05Minor two!
18:06Plus six!
18:08It results in...
18:09Fifteen!
18:11That's fifteen!
18:13That's fifteen!
18:14And I don't sprain my ankle!
18:15This girl is a catch.
18:17In addition to knowing how to add,
18:18know how to rhyme.
18:20I also made a poem.
18:22I had a cat
18:23who liked cream.
18:25Will you let me write a poem?
18:27No, better not.
18:28Well, I'm going to do it.
18:29There was a contestant
18:30that she was a saint.
18:31Please don't continue!
18:32Don't go on, don't go on!
18:34Sorry, I want a blanket!
18:35Well let's see which part
18:36the pirate problem is true.
18:38Is she a saint or a blanket?
18:39Eight plus five
18:40minus seven
18:41plus four
18:43How much is it, beautiful?
18:44It's sad!
18:45Grab my hair
18:46that grows on me.
18:47Well, it seems to me
18:48which is a blanket.
18:50It's the ten.
18:50Jump like a fish.
18:52Just ate so much flour
18:53that can be mounted
18:53a pastry shop
18:54all by herself.
18:57Of course.
18:58What a bad rhyme, thief!
19:00I'm a bit bland.
19:02But, beautiful,
19:02don't say,
19:03What's that?
19:04Don't say that!
19:05You have to love yourself more
19:06yourself.
19:07Love you more, yes.
19:08If you are not bland,
19:09nobody gets bored with you.
19:10Well, he does.
19:12He, the pirate,
19:13he's getting a little bored.
19:14Come on, he almost fell asleep with you.
19:15Boring!
19:16You're a bore!
19:17Go for it!
19:18Let's add!
19:20Four plus nine
19:21minus five
19:22plus seven
19:22results in
19:23something that has to do with
19:25with the five.
19:25One hundred and five?
19:29Wow!
19:29You can get there by yourself!
19:31Well, he was lucky.
19:32not to get too dirty.
19:34Just the little face.
19:36It reminds me
19:36the ghost I have at home.
19:38I am the joy of the garden!
19:40Well, nothing,
19:41if we find a cucumber
19:42we give it to you.
19:42Of course!
19:44Don't laugh at me, young man!
19:45I'm happy!
19:47This is the typical one
19:48happy life contestant.
19:49He came to have a good time,
19:51at all costs.
19:52Well, let's see if you know how much it is.
19:53Eight
19:54plus six
19:55plus seven
19:56minus five.
19:58The girl thinks about it.
20:00Zero!
20:01Peaceful!
20:03And the girl is still so happy.
20:06Of course,
20:07deserves
20:08that we do an interview with him, man.
20:10Come here!
20:11Oh, how happy I am!
20:13What is the secret?
20:14of your happiness?
20:15So I smear my body
20:16with honey
20:17and I get ants
20:17to tickle me.
20:19What a great idea!
20:20Well, I'm going to teach you.
20:21one thing
20:21what is he going to do to you
20:22even happier.
20:23Look at you!
20:25Look at yourself again!
20:27Look at you, come on!
20:28You look so pretty, huh!
20:31I am the pigtails.
20:32Oops!
20:33What hair envy, pirate!
20:34Yes, what a great hair!
20:36But it's a wig!
20:38Nothing, they don't care about this.
20:39Since they're half bald...
20:40Well, pigtails,
20:41tell us 5 plus 8 minus 6 minus 3
20:43results in...
20:45What is this crazy woman saying?
20:48Well, 38 square!
20:49You stay facing forward
20:50and chopped!
20:52It seems that he didn't like it
20:53a lot of rhyme, huh?
20:55Well, what's up?
20:55If none here
20:56we are Nobel Prize winners in Literature.
20:58You keep adding, beautiful,
20:59that's all it's going to be useful for...
21:01...and 55 girls
21:04they run happily
21:04along the way
21:05of the yellow bricks.
21:07Oh, how nervous!
21:09How nervous!
21:10Who will be number 1?
21:11Oh my goodness!
21:11I can't wait any longer
21:12who knows who it is
21:13the most handsome presenter
21:14yellow humor
21:15according to the spectators.
21:16I think it's going to be me, huh!
21:17I will invite you all
21:18to my caravan.
21:19I can't wait any longer.
21:21Number 2...
21:21Let's see number 2.
21:23Number 2 is...
21:24Takesi!
21:25It's Takesi!
21:26I'm going to be the first!
21:27I'm going to get it!
21:28Yeah!
21:29Yeah!
21:29Someone come this way!
21:37and I'm going to send him a ball!
21:39Let's go for it!
21:43What is this about?
21:45Well, very simple, beautiful.
21:46This test is called
21:47Baseball hits
21:48and consists of what you are seeing.
21:50You run down a catwalk
21:51and a mamarracha's phrase
21:52while the animal
21:53he throws his balls at you.
21:54Well, it's not his balls.
21:56They are the balls of the program.
21:57But balls,
21:58after all.
22:00A bravas one!
22:02But what is this woman saying?
22:03What do you think this is?
22:04A beach bar?
22:05Maybe he meant to say
22:07that feels like a brave one.
22:08A brave woman
22:09not a patata brava.
22:11I think they are about to
22:12to give him the sauce.
22:13The brava sauce.
22:15It's bitten, huh.
22:17Animal does a bit of Egyptian
22:19and that's despite the fact that he charges the same
22:20if he doesn't act like a fool.
22:22I am a very obedient girl!
22:24Well, that remains to be seen.
22:26Let's see,
22:27stand still
22:27waiting for which animal
22:28I threw the baseball at you.
22:30Animal can't believe it.
22:31It can't be that easy.
22:33It makes things a bit confusing
22:34before releasing the ball.
22:36Come on, girl.
22:37Keep a little bit of life
22:38that has already been done to us
22:40at night here with you.
22:41Waiting a little longer,
22:42some more.
22:43Come on, a little more.
22:44And now run!
22:45And now stay there still.
22:47Stay there still
22:47and don't move.
22:48Wow, he's so obedient, huh!
22:51Let's interview her.
22:52He's earned it, man.
22:54But first, animal,
22:55give him extreme unction.
22:56Go on!
22:58Hey!
22:58Calm down, girl.
22:59What's the matter?
23:01I wanted to meet you.
23:02Me?
23:02Why's that?
23:03Because my father sent me.
23:05Wow, you're really obedient, aren't you!
23:06As?
23:07That you are very obedient?
23:08Well yes.
23:09Look, I'm sending you
23:10that you go to my caravan.
23:13Hey...
23:13Thursday.
23:15On Thursday, no.
23:16You have to come on a Saturday.
23:17A Saturday, a Saturday!
23:18What do you think?
23:20I'm a bit of a fool.
23:22But, girl,
23:23don't say that.
23:23What animal is listening to you?
23:25But move,
23:26don't keep waiting
23:27that gives you the ball,
23:28do something.
23:29Well yes,
23:30the girl is stupid,
23:31Yeah,
23:31because it goes at two per hour.
23:33It's very tiring.
23:33And on top of that, the aunt is slow.
23:35she stops again.
23:38Animal even has time
23:39thinking about how the ball is going to hit him.
23:41In effect,
23:42if he makes it very easy for himself.
23:46I am an artist.
23:48The contestant agrees with that.
23:51I am a little black boy here.
23:53Just a moment, just a moment.
23:54That's covert advertising.
23:56Here, if you want to make an announcement,
23:57you pay for it,
23:57one way or another.
23:59Like the contestants
24:00They usually have little money,
24:01we get our money's worth in blows.
24:03Come on, animal,
24:04Say, it's already in Japanese.
24:07And then...
24:09It's me.
24:10The pathetic contestant of the day.
24:12This girl is going to teach us
24:13how sad it can get
24:14to be in yellow humor.
24:16A ball chases her.
24:18Then two balls chase her.
24:20And in the end,
24:21she is the only contestant
24:23that receives
24:24two balls in a row
24:25barely moving.
24:27And it is not a miracle that it never happens.
24:29I'm Takeshi's cousin.
24:31We have to tell you
24:32that we can't help you.
24:34Even if you are the boss's family,
24:36we can't cheat.
24:37Now,
24:38if no ball hits you
24:39and you don't fall...
24:40What if they throw a ball at you?
24:41a little later than usual?
24:43Well, that's luck.
24:44We have nothing to do with it.
24:47There is no trickery here.
24:51And we come to one of the tests
25:02more geeky
25:03by far
25:04yellow humor.
25:05It's the earthquake
25:06in Yamamoto.
25:07Girls version.
25:08The difference
25:09with the earthquake
25:10in normal Yamamoto
25:11here they go
25:11all dressed up as Barbie.
25:13Well,
25:13Barbie's
25:14we have given them
25:15a blonde wig
25:15to each one
25:16and going miles.
25:17And like Barbie's slogan
25:18is
25:18Barbie you are unique
25:20They have taken it seriously
25:21and only remains
25:21one standing.
25:23Well, sit down.
25:24What happiness!
25:25It's Barbie
25:25for a day.
25:28Hey, where's Ken?
25:29And now very attentive
25:30to the girl on the left.
25:32It's the smiling girl
25:33which is on the front line.
25:34She is very happy
25:35having reached this test
25:36because he really wants to
25:37to take a nap.
25:38Clear,
25:39it takes all day
25:39competing
25:40and the woman is exhausted.
25:42The problem is that
25:43to lie down
25:43needs more than one sofa
25:45because they are
25:45a little small.
25:47That's why
25:47hopes that her colleagues
25:48of earthquake
25:49fall to the ground.
25:50Some fall
25:51more than others
25:51it goes without saying.
25:53And at that moment
25:54occurs
25:54the perfect situation
25:56to take a nap.
25:58Well, Ale,
25:58whenever you want, pretty
25:59to take a nap
26:01come.
26:02You can lie down by yourself.
26:04Come on, go for it.
26:06But go to sleep now
26:07I didn't want to sleep.
26:09Yes, I was sleepy, yes.
26:11And now we will see
26:12to a woman
26:12that triumphs
26:13making a fool of himself.
26:14Spectacular,
26:17has fallen
26:18without earthquake.
26:20Oh,
26:20that you are mine!
26:21The girl
26:22get the wig back
26:23but has lost
26:24dignity.
26:25We can see it
26:26on his face.
26:27It's on the edge
26:28of tears.
26:29He remembers
26:29from his father,
26:30from his mother,
26:31of his brothers
26:32that will now be
26:33at home
26:33splitting his chest.
26:35That's why he has that face.
26:36It's not that I'm constipated,
26:38is that you need
26:38stay standing.
26:39She is so focused
26:40trying to hold on
26:42the tears
26:42that does not feel
26:43the attacks
26:43of the earthquake.
26:45And when it's about to
26:46to burst into tears
26:47because he can't take it anymore,
26:48when his forces
26:49are arriving
26:50to the limit,
26:51then
26:52the earthquake
26:54it ends.
26:56I have said
26:56that the earthquake
26:57it ends.
26:58And she recovers
26:59her smile.
27:00What a beautiful story,
27:01the truth.
27:03And now only there are left
27:0325 chicks
27:04that run
27:05in search
27:05of his destiny.
27:10A great moment has arrived.
27:13Let's find out
27:14who is the presenter
27:15more attractive
27:16yellow humor
27:16according to the spectators.
27:18Here it goes.
27:19Here it goes.
27:19Come on.
27:21Oh, oh, oh, oh!
27:22Pepe Livingstone!
27:23That's me!
27:24That's me!
27:27Please,
27:27wipe his face!
27:29Don't bother yourselves,
27:30don't bother.
27:31They are kisses from my fans,
27:32You know?
27:33Look how they've left me.
27:36That?
27:37It shows that I did it,
27:38No?
27:38With a lipstick.
27:40Because that's how sad I am,
27:41It's just that nobody wants to kiss me.
27:42Give me a kiss, beautiful?
27:46Let's get on with it!
27:48Give me a sumatani!
27:50Then, then,
27:51Piltrafilla, then.
27:52We are in
27:53the rolls
27:53of spring.
27:55And this girl,
27:55despite having so many numbers,
27:57addition...
27:58zero.
27:59You dropped a number
28:00and now he's looking for it.
28:02Here I am!
28:03Piltrafilla, be careful,
28:04that you have stepped on a dog's dunghill.
28:05Come on,
28:05clean yourself up and go compete.
28:07Come on, pull.
28:07As everyone knows,
28:08step on a dog's muzzle
28:10brings luck.
28:11But she doesn't need it.
28:12It's Laurita Oe,
28:13the little grasshopper.
28:14That surpasses the rolls
28:15without breaking a sweat.
28:17Look at my little bear!
28:18This girl is so cute
28:20and innocent
28:21that does not exceed
28:22the second roll.
28:23If it is that
28:24has no mischief,
28:25the poor thing.
28:26I am a pharmacist.
28:29Well, nothing,
28:30let's hope it takes
28:30a couple of aspirins
28:31because you're going to need them
28:33because of the cold,
28:34more than anything.
28:36I'm the doctor!
28:37Look like Dr. House!
28:39But she doesn't limp.
28:41Already,
28:41but after this blow
28:42will probably start to limp.
28:45And we finished the test
28:46with this woman
28:47who has come to pay tribute to you
28:49a tribute
28:49to Maya the Bee.
28:51A bee,
28:51everything must be said,
28:52who did not like to work.
28:54He preferred to go with his friends
28:55on a spree.
28:56Clear,
28:56when you are all day
28:57of fun,
28:58then what happens, happens.
28:59You have to work hard
29:00a bit.
29:02That's it!
29:03It's over now!
29:04It is that they remain
29:05very few contestants.
29:06Well, put on a repeat,
29:08man.
29:08No sooner said than done,
29:09Here we see the best moments
29:11by Laurita Oé,
29:12the little grasshopper.
29:14A woman who showed us
29:15that with preparation
29:15and good luck
29:16everything is possible
29:17in yellow humor.
29:20Oh my goodness!
29:21Have all of these won today?
29:22Was the contest that easy?
29:27Gosh!
29:27When boys compete
29:28there are many fewer left.
29:30I think in the next one
29:30we will bring only men
29:31that they pineapple more and better.
29:33Well,
29:33pintrofilla,
29:34I have hot dogs and soda.
29:35Who's coming to my party?
29:39Well, let's go!
29:40Or as they say in Japanese,
29:42Gosh, that's weird!
29:43A party with more girls
29:44What guys.
29:45Gosh!
29:46Gosh!
29:48Gosh!
29:48Gosh!
29:48Gosh!
29:49Gosh!
29:49Pよろしく!
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