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00:00Today, in this in-depth program, we'll get to the bottom of reality.
00:05We will break with many preconceived ideas.
00:08And above all, we will see blows, many blows.
00:12The only, the true, the authentic yellow humor comes to your battles.
00:15A program that is like NASA's space program.
00:18Indeed, there are continuous budget cuts.
00:22Every now and then something or someone explodes.
00:24And we have not found any signs of intelligent life either.
00:27Man, I wasn't saying it for that reason, I was saying it because it's a star-studded program, a star-studded one.
00:32All of our contestants are stars in the television firmament.
00:35Ah, well, yes, that's why too.
00:38And today Takeshi didn't come, but Mini Takeshi came instead.
00:42The thing is, Takeshi is shooting a samurai movie that he really likes.
00:47And today we are going to welcome someone very special.
00:50We have nothing more or less than a king.
00:52So you can see that on this show we rub shoulders with the most elite of the Jet Set.
00:56And seeing the luxury of the cape, some will think he is the king of Brunei.
01:00Nothing could be further from the truth.
01:02Just look at the red on her cheeks.
01:05That famous King of Cups, the head of one of the monarchies with the largest number of subjects throughout the world.
01:14Well, trafillas.
01:15A monk from Solín told me, kid, whoever loves you well will make you suffer.
01:18But whoever hates you will also make you suffer.
01:19So it's best if you get a dog.
01:21Do any of you have a dog?
01:23You, the clever one who shouts freely, I've seen you.
01:27Yes, you, the one with the little mane.
01:28What are you up to?
01:29Come on, you came to compete with that look, that's enough for you, mate.
01:32Now General Tani moves on to analyze some of today's contestants.
01:37But not in any way.
01:38It is not a superficial examination.
01:40In other cultures, horses and other farm animals are treated this way.
01:44But in a yellow Moor we have discovered that the contestants have their destiny written on their faces.
01:48These two, for example, have the typical traits of contestants who hurt themselves a lot by hitting the ground.
01:56However, this girl's eyes announce something very different.
01:59What is not Japanese?
02:00Man, no. It's just going to crash.
02:02And finally, let's look at this individual's face.
02:06It's clear that he's going to go far.
02:09But very, very, very far away.
02:11So far away that we may never see him again.
02:13So, they're sure to eliminate him in the first test.
02:16Come on, friends!
02:18Little friend, everyone!
02:19Let's get to it!
02:21The contest begins!
02:24Dolores, how do you see today's contestants?
02:26Well, I would like to make a deep reflection on this program.
02:30If a contestant can't cope, give them a hard time!
02:33Hello!
02:34Here is the roll of buns that the contestants have to pick up with their mouths.
02:38I've already eaten some, but don't tell anyone.
02:40The mechanics are very simple.
02:43The bun is on top and needs to be brought down.
02:46Behold.
02:46Up, down.
02:48Up, down.
02:50Fuck!
02:51I look like I'm from Sesame Street!
02:53Well, despite how good your explanation has been, dear Pepe Livingston II,
02:57We'll explain it again, just in case.
03:00Although there really isn't much to explain.
03:02No, because the truth is this game is older than two.
03:04It is typical of country parties,
03:06although it is usually made with an apple and not a bun.
03:09Well, here's how it goes: the contestant who picks up a bun moves on to the next phase.
03:14And also have breakfast, which is nothing to sneeze at, since here we don't eat anything else for the rest of the day.
03:18But the beauty of this test is best captured when viewed in slow motion.
03:23Man, I don't know if you can see the beauty, but you can certainly see the ridiculousness of the contestants much better.
03:27This reminds me of a movie, but I can't remember which one right now.
03:31Yes, I think I've seen it too.
03:34I think I have an X or something like that in the title.
03:36There is one detail that we have not mentioned, but that has some importance in the development of the test.
03:41There are fewer buns than contestants.
03:43That only means one thing, that many will not pass the test.
03:47Life is so unfair, but what can we do?
03:49Doesn't yellow humor seem to fix the world?
03:51That little group has the last buns between their teeth!
03:56Only two buns are left hanging.
03:58A desperate fight for the survivor begins.
04:01And as surprising as it may seem, there are people who make sacrifices.
04:05How beautiful!
04:06This guy is willing to let the girl come over.
04:09And he doesn't expect anything in return.
04:11He settles for just a word of thanks.
04:15It hasn't happened to me!
04:17How beautiful, how beautiful, how beautiful!
04:19But he is not the only one.
04:21There are other contestants who also think of others.
04:25For example this one, we don't know if he's helping or using the string as dental floss.
04:29But the result is that it helps another person move on to the next phase.
04:33Chachachachiquitos, stop, you're not going anywhere, man!
04:36I don't understand anything!
04:37I thought that if you helped someone else take the bun there was some reward.
04:39I don't know, a new faucet for the house, some time for the computer, a cat for the car, a parakeet for a party.
04:43But since you tell me there's no prize, I'm a little devastated.
04:46Hey, if I'm talking too much with my friend, my mother has already told me.
04:48Be careful if you are interviewed, you can give off some tremendous nonsense!
04:50My mom thinks he talks too much, but I don't think it's that big of a deal either. Although maybe he should be a little more careful when he talks, because of course...
04:56Please take away this chick who is making me dizzy!
04:58That's it, let's see the repetition of these two great moments of human sacrifice.
05:02Two men who did not think about their own benefit.
05:05Although they haven't been that generous either, they're the only ones who aren't going to get hit all over their bodies.
05:09Today Juanito Calvicie has come accompanied by someone very special.
05:34We don't have Paco Peluca with us, but...
05:37Juanito's brother!
05:38As bald as him or balder than him!
05:40In addition to being Juanito's brother, he is the monster of the dirty lagoon and a magnificent human being.
05:44Yes, because he works as much overtime as necessary and never asks for a raise.
05:48He's a magnificent jerk, come on.
05:50And the first one to enter the labyrinth didn't stand a chance.
05:54It started badly and ended worse.
05:56And pay attention because the next contestant is the outdated rocker from the beginning, who has come to make a splash.
06:04Well, it is making a splash, yes.
06:05As the saying goes, rockers never die.
06:08Of course, they have some spectacular cocks.
06:11And it's clear that his hair is blocking his view, because he's gone straight for the bald ones.
06:16He must have thought they were skinheads and decided to get into a fight.
06:20A fight in which only he has received.
06:22Is this guy a cool guy?
06:23This woman enters the labyrinth with a happy face.
06:29That's because he doesn't know what he's going to find in there.
06:32What's going on? Do these people watch the show? They really seem like newbies.
06:35You scream, scream, it won't do you any good.
06:40This man's dream is to spend some time with Juanito Calvicie.
06:42He asks nothing more of life.
06:44That's why she goes straight for him.
06:47And there we have them.
06:49They look like the three tenors are about to sing an aria.
06:52It seems that Juanito has had a double dose of mud.
06:55How's he doing? Oh my God!
06:58But let's interview this poor wretch who deserves it.
07:02The man who entered the labyrinth as Japanese and came out as African.
07:07The King of Cups is having a blast.
07:09To me he said, look at the little bird.
07:11And I have looked at it.
07:12Let's see how you did it, look at the little bird.
07:13So, right?
07:14Look at the little bird!
07:15What fun!
07:16Look at the little bird!
07:17We're going to slam the door on this kid's back, because we feel like it.
07:22We'll let him move on to the next phase, but the slam of the door will take him away.
07:25Attention, there it is.
07:27Juanito has just put the door hinges through the strainer.
07:30He's happy now, but you'll see when you cool off in a bit, kid.
07:33This boy is one of those who, once he starts running, never knows how to stop.
07:36There we have the test done, let's run.
07:39And he doesn't stop until he falls into the pool.
07:41Let's have a laugh at him for a while.
07:42Look, she's put on lipstick.
07:47There are people who like to hit each other just for the sake of it.
07:50Like this one who slipped before entering.
07:52He bangs into every door he finds in his path.
07:55And when he gets to the pool he tries to hit the door next to him again.
07:58And pay attention because we are about to witness a historic moment.
08:02The contestant asks to go back up to the maze.
08:04So that?
08:05So that Juanito and his brother can screw him.
08:07What we say, there are people who like to hit each other just for the sake of it.
08:10It must be because he has nothing better to do.
08:12And there we have the woman in the poncho.
08:15He wants to pay a heartfelt tribute to Clint Eastwood's early films.
08:18Those spaghetti westerns where he always wore a poncho.
08:22In this case we could say that it was a tribute to the bald man, the ugly man and the absent-minded woman.
08:26And although it may seem incredible, 94 contestants move on to the next phase.
08:32Have you seen how well I do the police siren?
08:34They gave me this gun and I feel like James Bond, the kind I look like a secret agent.
08:39And the good thing is that I can play with the gun because it's not dangerous.
08:43Look, I can even shoot myself in the head and nothing will happen to me.
08:47Well, hamburgers are much more dangerous.
08:51Damn! This one fell so fast!
08:53Let's leave it flat for a while, otherwise we won't see anything.
08:57Okay, enough, come on. Out with this guy.
08:59There we have a long jumper.
09:02It has remained 8 meters from the shore.
09:06The next contestant is a girl who is in great shape.
09:12We don't know in what form exactly.
09:14She is a retired ballet dancer.
09:16Well, it's noticeable that she's retired.
09:19She is now completely retired.
09:21What a beautiful dance step!
09:23This girl, on the other hand, is an Olympic springboard diver.
09:29What a beautiful performance! All that was missing was a flip in the air.
09:32Let's interview her, man.
09:34Well, I ate the stone!
09:36So what? It was good. That's why you're wearing a band-aid.
09:39It's not putting a pimple on.
09:41Well, it looks great on you.
09:42This is so cute.
09:44Could you put some bandages on it?
09:45All over your face, girl, you would look super pretty.
09:47Come on, say goodbye, come on!
09:49Hala, goodbye!
09:50This guy comes straight from a contortionist school.
09:54What agility! What flexibility!
09:56What a mess he just got with the zamburger!
09:58That's a miracle cure for chest colds.
10:01Better than bisbaporús.
10:03And do you remember this man?
10:04It was one of those that we initially said was going to crash.
10:07Well, this is a spectacle worthy of kings.
10:09And if not, look how the King of Cups is having a good time.
10:12Better than when I drink.
10:13And here comes another ballet dancer.
10:15He is going to play Swan Lake for all of us.
10:19Yes, he comes to play the swan, of course.
10:21And although it may not seem like it, this woman runs a lot.
10:24I've never run so far.
10:26That's why it fell to the ground.
10:27And now it's going little by little.
10:29But it sinks quickly.
10:31That's the bad thing about being overweight.
10:33He deserves a good interview.
10:36Hey, do you know you swim very well?
10:38Thank you.
10:39You looked like one of those animals that live in the water.
10:41A dolphin?
10:41No, more like an otter.
10:43Oh, how funny you are.
10:46Hey, I didn't say you looked like a seal, a walrus, or a whale.
10:50That is really offensive.
10:52I have not insulted you.
10:53Should I tell you what you look like?
10:55What do I look like?
10:56To a moron.
10:57This boy wears his glasses stapled to his forehead.
11:00That's why, even though he runs, flies, jumps.
11:02And falls into the water.
11:03His glasses don't even move, listen.
11:06Here we have a baseball player.
11:08Everyone knows what baseball players do when they see a mound of dirt.
11:12They jump.
11:12If this one just ate two kilos of sand, at least.
11:16There are contestants who come very well prepared.
11:19The wetsuit is for falling into the water and not getting wet.
11:23Well, he didn't leave his teeth because his hoof moved, otherwise...
11:27And here comes the teacher from the contortionist school.
11:32What a beautiful contortion!
11:34I do that and they have to take me to see Dr. House.
11:37Well, we've seen so many good hits on burgers that some of them deserve to be on the pain chart.
11:43At number 5, double corkscrew.
11:46And now we are going to see the sister of the Chinese Cudeiro.
11:49Come on, sister!
11:51No! You've killed the Chinese Cudeiro's sister!
11:54At number 4, it's coming in strong. Bomb!
12:00You'll remember it because we just saw it 20 or 30 seconds ago.
12:06And in 3rd place, the woman of the stubborn one.
12:08Attention, here comes the girl we've been waiting for.
12:11It starts off a little badly, but it recovers very quickly.
12:15But for a short time, he was unable to understand the message that fate was sending him.
12:24At number 2, it's dirty!
12:27And pay attention because the next contestant is wearing glasses.
12:31Well, he has trusted.
12:32He believed that we were going to give him preferential treatment, and he believed it.
12:36And the saddest thing is that he's not even nearsighted.
12:39And the absolute and total leader is Gacela Thompson.
12:43I'm going to jump the fence for my children who will be watching me at home.
12:45For your children, go straight to the wall and jump over it like a gazelle.
12:49I'm going to do it. And from now on, call me Thompson Gazelle, okay?
12:52Well, come on, champ, to the point.
12:55This Thompson gazelle is going to dedicate the jump to her children.
13:02Let's watch the replay of the jump because it's worth it.
13:08More pain rankings coming soon.
13:10And I couldn't be ranked in the pain ranking.
13:12I could end up giving a headache because my mother always tells me
13:15Come on, shut up, I'm getting a headache.
13:17And I answer Mom, I don't know why you say that and that I was a pain.
13:19And I'm not annoying, it's just that I have a lot of things to say and not just any things.
13:22But very interesting things, like that time I was in the countryside with a neck injury.
13:25Please cut it short, we have to see it with great pleasure.
13:28The test in which the contestants have to face...
13:31The lady.
13:35Pinky the pathetic or Winky.
13:36Today more pathetic than ever.
13:40Harry Potter's cousin, we don't know what he's trying to prove.
13:45The coffee bean, which has had a shot of rum.
13:51And this gentleman, who is the Japanese producer of yellow blackberries.
13:55Hello boss.
13:57And the first contestant who is not very clear, takes out the blue color.
14:03What is the color of the coffee bean.
14:06The coffee bean has been training for several weeks.
14:08Training to fall well on the ground.
14:11Because he has broken several bones on recent occasions.
14:14Coffee beans have pits.
14:16Only the roasted one.
14:18Well, look, this must be roasted.
14:22And this lucky guy gets the color red.
14:24The color of Harry Potter's cousin.
14:26Who regrets before his time.
14:27No, he already knows what his destiny will be.
14:30We assume it's the same as always.
14:33Sure enough, Harry Potter's cousin's kidneys bounce off the floor once again.
14:39And the contestant gives him his blessing.
14:41And this poor wretch, who barely reaches 1.3 meters in height, has to face...
14:47The lady!
14:49Well, don't let the lady trust him, the short ones are very quarrelsome.
14:53Yes, and they are very mean-spirited.
14:55Especially this one who got a perm.
14:57Although the real danger is that the woman thinks it's a boy and gets the maternal instinct.
15:01Well, it's costing him.
15:05The lady is getting a little pissed off, huh?
15:08The contestant seems to be pinching her where he shouldn't.
15:12The lady wins, but she's pissed off.
15:15Bad boy!
15:17What a scolding she has given him.
15:19And the next one was lucky.
15:21Yellow is the color of...
15:23Our beloved Pinky Winky.
15:25We caught him putting anti-wrinkle cream on his face.
15:28This may be the shortest, saddest fight...
15:31...or the dumbest in history.
15:34For now, it is not short.
15:37I'd bet on the sad one.
15:39Pinky Winky desperately clings to the contestant.
15:42It seems like he wants something.
15:45Yes, and I think he has achieved it.
15:47Although he has defeated him, he has managed to put his knee in that place that hurts so much.
15:51And this bright-faced boy has to fight...
15:54...against the Japanese yellow humor producer.
15:57Since this program hardly gives you any work because it's so easy to do...
16:00...has time to practice his favorite sport.
16:03Fire people?
16:04Man, no, the sumo.
16:06Cheer up, producer!
16:07Don't let yourself.
16:08That you are the best producer in the world.
16:10Yes, he is a true professional.
16:12How do you try to grab the contestant's underwear?
16:14How wonderful!
16:15Yes, besides being a boss, he's a great athlete.
16:19What legs she has!
16:20Well, enough of sucking up to him.
16:22That has already won.
16:24The king wants us to interview this boy.
16:26And when the king speaks, the others remain silent.
16:29How strong!
16:30It's very good!
16:31What did he do to you?
16:32What did he do to you?
16:33It has made me...
16:35...something...
16:36...something like that.
16:37Has he done this to you?
16:39Yes, like that.
16:40You didn't let them win, did you?
16:42I've seen you a little.
16:44He promised me he'd hire me because of my pretty face.
16:49And another one who is lucky.
16:50Pinky Winky will be his rival.
16:53Looks like Pinky is daring enough to try this one.
16:56It is very calm.
16:57Maybe too much.
16:58Too much.
16:59Oops, the contestant has attacked Pinky's weak spot.
17:02And she rolls around with him.
17:03Oh, how nice!
17:04And the next contestant, whom we will call the Japanese Jorge Valdano,
17:09has to confront the lady.
17:11Let's see if the Japanese Valdano has the same gift of the gab as the Argentine.
17:15At the moment he seems to be looking at the lady with the eyes of a slaughtered lamb.
17:21But the lady doesn't even flinch.
17:23It's not your fault.
17:25Of course, the Japanese Valdano has not opened his mouth.
17:28So he has not been able to dazzle the lady.
17:31And it falls to the ground.
17:32Normal.
17:34And the next contestant is a small man.
17:37He's not much of a man.
17:38And he's going to test Harry Potter's cousin.
17:41There is anger in Harry's cousin's eyes.
17:43If I were the contestant I would be very careful.
17:45And the cousin just has to do what he's good at.
17:48Move aside.
17:48And we come to the favorite test for those who like to tear the legs off flies.
18:14The doors of panic.
18:17A test in which contestants have less than three-tenths of a second to distinguish paper doors from bricked-up ones.
18:23For example, that was paper.
18:26And this other one was walled up.
18:28This contestant has done very little damage by hitting himself.
18:31But don't worry.
18:32The woman in the red coat is going to make up for it.
18:34He leaves his nose against the door.
18:37Thank goodness, because otherwise this would seem like another contest.
18:40For example, I am the one who knows the most about doors in the world.
18:42And here we have a human being who has come to give his all to yellow humor.
18:47With what fury does he go through the first door?
18:50And what blow left him half unconscious?
18:54This one has the chin guard on the nose.
18:57And he smashes his shoulder against the door.
19:00Absurd. Simply absurd.
19:02Although you can't see this contestant's face, we can tell you that he's not Asian.
19:07He is from Palencia.
19:08Well, those from Palencia hit each other just like the Chinese.
19:10But let's interview this Palencia native.
19:12Come on, take off your helmet so we can see what a real Palencia native looks like.
19:15Come on, if you're Japanese, are you sure you're from Palencia?
19:19It's that I hit.
19:20My forehead has drooped and my eyes have remained closed.
19:23Are you from the capital of Palencia?
19:25Almost in a nearby town.
19:26Very pretty, with a breathtaking Romanesque church, you know.
19:29It's something to see, right?
19:32This guy is off to a bad start.
19:34It must be said in its favor that the terrain is impassable.
19:37It keeps getting worse.
19:38It doesn't jump.
19:39It slips.
19:40But we have the foolproof method to stop it from slipping.
19:44The network.
19:46I like this network more than the Internet.
19:48And watch out for this guy who looks like an old-school municipal police officer.
19:52That he has one of the usual blows.
19:54This girl runs happily, runs contentedly, runs very badly and opens doors even worse.
20:03If only this girl had to participate in the modeling reality show.
20:07It is very fine and safe.
20:08Of course, I would have more chances than in yellow humor.
20:11Another happy life.
20:13But don't be fooled by its fragile and helpless appearance.
20:17How rude!
20:18What a way to break down the door!
20:20Behind those effeminate gestures...
20:22She's a girl you love.
20:24Well, after those unmanly gestures...
20:27A real beast is hiding.
20:29Even the cameraman gets nervous and escapes...
20:32What was that?
20:33What a strange thing?
20:34Well, I think it's great that there are girls like this.
20:36Because it is clear that women can do things just as well as men.
20:39Or just as bad you never know.
20:40And my mother, for example, always tells me that she takes after my father.
20:43That he is not capable of staying silent for even a minute either.
20:44And I say to her, but mom, are you calling me a chatterbox?
20:47When he bothers you, tell me, should I stop talking to him?
20:48Or do you have to say it?
20:49Please, let's get on with the program now.
20:50Ah, that's it, that's it, let's go to the swing of terror.
20:54Written in Japanese, it is much more impressive.
20:58A test in which maintaining balance is essential.
21:01That's why unbalanced people can't compete.
21:03So those who say that those who come to humor amarillo are crazy are wrong.
21:08We are not crazy, but we do have a few fools.
21:11And clumsy, almost all of them.
21:13Of course, we can guarantee that almost everyone leaves here with a smile.
21:17Or with broken teeth, which is the other possibility.
21:19This young man looks confident and very self-confident.
21:23Bah, pure facade, pure facade.
21:25And pay attention because the next contestant is a very mysterious woman.
21:30Yes, because what is she dressed as?
21:33She's wearing what looks like a fusion between a kimono and a housecoat.
21:38And to top it all off, a tracksuit bottoms.
21:41If she's mysterious, yes, she's hiding something, for sure.
21:44It's like killing Harry, but everything at 100.
21:47But so much mystery has served him no purpose.
21:50This contestant forgot to check the brake pads on his sneakers.
21:57So if you take too much speed...
22:00So he puts it in.
22:02Oh, this foolish youth!
22:05And now the contortion club teacher returns.
22:09Many questions arise.
22:11What new movement will he have in store for us?
22:14What surprising twist will he delight us with?
22:16What part of your body will contort this time?
22:24Well, exactly the ass.
22:27Well, I was seeing his wife.
22:29What do you think about your husband's participation?
22:31He did better than I thought.
22:33I had no confidence.
22:34But you saw it.
22:35Come on, I'll fix this in a moment.
22:37Give each other a kiss.
22:38But a loving kiss, eh?
22:39No nonsense.
22:41Come on, I'll kiss you right away.
22:43Stick your tongue in a little, come on.
22:44Gosh, how are you doing, daughter?
22:47Anyone would say I'd never kissed you before.
22:50And after this romantic moment, let's read some of the emails that we received.
22:54you have sent it to the Humor Amarillo editorial team.
22:57Below, we read in full an email that has had a huge impact on us.
23:01Hello, I'm Enrique López and I regularly watch this season's Humor Amarillo program.
23:06The reason for my email is to tell the Channel 4 management that thanks to the
23:10commentators this season I have to watch the program with the TV volume turned up
23:14minimum, since just hearing his voice makes me indigestible.
23:18So I have to ask my 8 year old brother to do the comments,
23:21By the way, they are funnier if they make sense.
23:24I ask that my email be read during the Humor Amarillo broadcast.
23:27Sincerely, a follower of the program Humor Amarillo.
23:29Dear Enrique, let's see if you can clarify, if you turn off the sound of the program so you don't hear
23:34our horrible comments, why do you want us to read your email?
23:38But if you're not going to listen to it, of course, Enrique, what a shame.
23:42Send more cool reviews.
23:44Not one, not two, not three, 56 contestants move on to the next phase.
23:55I feel lonely, I'm looking for a woman who will pamper me and love me a lot.
23:59I'm a better person than I seem and up close I'm very attractive.
24:04Look how handsome I am up close, look.
24:08Since I can't even get it on the count of three, I've decided to dedicate myself to extreme sports.
24:13Maybe some girl will notice me, because I know women don't like them.
24:17intellectuals, who prefer men of action.
24:20And baby, if you want action, I'm your man.
24:23Come on, I'm going to do it for Spanish women.
24:26Please, can someone hold the mic for me?
24:28You yourself, General, come.
24:30Good old Pepe Livingston II has offered himself as a guinea pig to launch
24:35this test.
24:36Surfing with death.
24:38The contestants, standing on a giant ironing board, have to overcome several obstacles.
24:42until reaching the platform.
24:43Or lose your life trying.
24:45As just happened to good old Pepe.
24:48If it is better that each one dedicates himself to his own thing.
24:53Girls, aren't I very macho?
24:55You like me, huh?
24:57Not macho, Pepe, he's very macho.
24:59One thing we haven't said is that in this test it is bad to have big feet, like
25:03those of this contestant.
25:05But what are you saying?
25:06If this one doesn't have big feet.
25:07But look how it hooks.
25:09And look at what a great stick it has.
25:11Unlike other tests, here the giant plate moves on its own.
25:15And besides moving on its own, it picks up speed...
25:18How to say it?
25:19Pick up speed...
25:20A speed that's shitting.
25:22So, if the contestant slips, but remains on the board again...
25:26Something like this can happen.
25:27This is a little brute, the kid.
25:29You'll have to indulge yourself after destroying half the scenery.
25:32Hey, it's me!
25:33That's the Chinese cudeiro.
25:35Cheer up, Chinaman, you are the best of the best!
25:38Jump like a gazelle, show what you're capable of!
25:41But man, don't take the junk with you!
25:43No!
25:44You have killed the Chinese cudeiro!
25:50How sad, how depressed!
25:53Come on, it's not that bad.
25:54If the same thing happens every week.
25:56Yeah, but he owed me money.
25:58As you can see in this contestant, we have put knee pads on all of them.
26:05But they are knee pads that fit around the ankle.
26:07So these aren't just any knee pads.
26:09They are knee pads, ankle pads.
26:11Because if they break a knee it's no big deal, it's fun.
26:14Now, if they twist their ankle, they can't continue competing.
26:17And we don't want that.
26:18This girl is going to teach us a very important lesson.
26:22If you shout too soon, you might get distracted.
26:25And if you get distracted, you lose your balance and get caught in the obstacles.
26:28And if you get caught up in obstacles, you can get stuck.
26:31And if you get stuck, don't expect anyone to come and rescue you.
26:33Because here we are not sisters of quality.
26:35This guy who just gave the military salute isn't fooling us.
26:39Because we have to say that he hasn't even done military service.
26:42We know he's a fraud who wants to take home the pink pillow.
26:46And we will not allow that.
26:48And pay close attention to the contestant who comes next.
26:51His performance is going to be spectacular.
26:55Words are unnecessary.
27:01Were there unnecessary words or not?
27:06It even took my breath away.
27:09I want to have cosmetic surgery!
27:11Let's go now!
27:13Oh, that's strange. Why did he say that?
27:15What is this contestant up to?
27:17Yes, it is very suspicious.
27:19Did he mean that he's going to change his face with the prize money?
27:23But there is no prize here.
27:24So, ah, that's going to be it.
27:26If you're having surgery, do it right here.
27:28The iron rails have been given a dry facelift.
27:31Not a single wrinkle remains.
27:34And let's see a photo of how it looks after the operation.
27:37How handsome!
27:38And through the psychedelic tunnel come the winners of today's contest.
27:42How happy the kids are!
27:46Piltrapillas!
27:47Since I'm calling here, I'll let you say hello to your families.
27:50Go for it!
27:51Dolores, what did you think of today's program?
27:53As Manrique said, our lives are the rivers that flow into the sea, which is death.
27:58And as Azaña said, it's far away!
28:01We're left with the best moments from today's program.
28:04Like that headfirst dive into the pool that this contestant made.
28:08It doesn't matter how you look at it, forward, backward, fast motion or slow motion.
28:12A flawless jump, simply.
28:14And this sumo fight gave us all goosebumps.
28:18Here we can see how slowly the lady's love handles move.
28:22A delight for the eyes.
28:24Let's remember that the lady got a little angry.
28:26Now we can understand why.
28:28In slow motion, you can see that the contestant was pinching the woman's nipples.
28:33But a pinch of those wet ones, which are very unpleasant.
28:36And this man banged his head against the door.
28:38But the best thing is his way of running.
28:40A style that is much more appreciated in fast motion.
28:43This poor guy crashed his ass on the mat.
28:46If we make him rise again, we will be able to observe what his face reflects.
28:51That doesn't reflect anything. He's completely unaware of what's coming his way.
28:56If I knew what was going to happen to my ass, I wouldn't be so calm.
29:00Now his face does reflect something.
29:03Oh! But then he smiles.
29:06How curious!
29:07But the best shot of the day, the absolute winner, is this girl.
29:12You have to pay close attention to what he does.
29:14Because it doesn't make any sense.
29:16In slow motion, we can appreciate it much better.
29:19It gets caught on the obstacle, and it remains dead.
29:22As if by closing your eyes your problems would disappear.
29:25And he wants me to say goodbye, what a great honor it is for me to say goodbye to the program.
29:27Although I'm going to tell you one thing, I don't like goodbyes.
29:29They seem very sad to me, although my mother always tells me
29:31Go on, daughter, take as much peace as you leave tranquility.
29:34Or so, I think it means that it's hard for me to say goodbye.
29:36As if it were so easy to say goodbye.
29:38I try to say goodbye, but I can't.
29:39Or as they say in Japanese, damn!
29:42Let's see if this annoying one catches on.
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