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00:00The yellow humor method has changed my life.
00:03Now I'm fitter and a better person.
00:05Since I started following the yellow humor method, I'm super happy.
00:09Honestly, I am very happy.
00:12I recommend it to everyone. Follow the yellow humor method, man.
00:15Long live yellow humor!
00:17All these people can't be wrong.
00:20Their health and physical appearance have improved thanks to a system that has revolutionized the market.
00:25We are talking about the unique and inimitable yellow humor method
00:28to get a 10 body.
00:31For the next half hour you will be able to watch the only program on world television
00:34where you can lose weight and get in shape without leaving home.
00:38You only need basic equipment.
00:41All you need is a pool with stones.
00:43A chopstick, but a giant one, of course.
00:47And a lady pissed off about the price of lamb.
00:50And you'll be able to do all the exercises at the same time as our contestants.
00:54Thanks to the yellow humor method
00:56to get a 10 body.
00:58In a single program you will lose more than 5 kilos.
01:01Good evening, I'm Dr. Junior.
01:02and I want to talk to you about the yellow humor method to get a 10 body.
01:06Today we have with us an old man who 3 months ago could not lift his sword.
01:09and thanks to our method he feels like a kid.
01:12Come on, let the old man come in now!
01:16Let's look at an example of the benefits of the yellow humor method on the human body.
01:21We will face this old man against 8 samurai.
01:23If the method works, it will defeat them.
01:24But...
01:25If not, they will ignore you.
01:34Well, the method works!
01:39Come on, grandpa!
01:40Sit down!
01:41Don't let him get sick now.
01:42Hey, can you look at my attention?
01:53A thousand jokes!
01:54Monk Dolin once told me that the body is a sacred temple that must be respected.
01:58Let's see, I want to know something.
01:59Have any of you been out drinking?
02:01What a palm!
02:04And that's what I put on my spring uniform for?
02:06If I wear even the boots, it's game!
02:09I certainly don't know if these people are suitable for using the yellow humor method.
02:13General Tani approaches to ask these four girls
02:16why they chose the yellow humor method to achieve a 10 body.
02:20The answer is very simple.
02:22They work as waitresses in a fast food restaurant and spend all day on their feet.
02:26And of course, the poor things already have varicose veins the size of the Panama Canal.
02:30They are convinced that thanks to our method, their legs will be back to what they were when they were 8 years old.
02:35And here we have the typical example of a person who leads a bad life.
02:39He spends the whole day partying at the disco and his health begins to suffer.
02:44The poor girl has come with her best gifts.
02:46Of course, since there's no shame...
02:47A guy is having trouble breathing.
02:49And why do you have trouble breathing?
02:51Because he wears that mask all day.
02:53And of course, anyone has trouble breathing like that.
02:55Let's get to it!
03:00Hey, why don't you name me, the viewer's advocate?
03:02I can do it better than Dolores with a Chihuahua, for sure.
03:05If all he does is say that, "Such a cane!"
03:07I can think of other, much more original things, like Hit them hard!
03:10Or my favorite, destroy them alive so they can go to hell.
03:13That's why the contestants who are here to suffer me have come...
03:15Shut up, man!
03:16Dolores, what do you think of the yellow humor method?
03:18Well, I recommend them to everyone,
03:20But if you want your partner to get in shape, there's only one method, which is...
03:24Okay, go for it!
03:25Hello!
03:26I've also signed up for the yellow humor method to get a perfect body.
03:29Well, in my case a size 7, because I'm short.
03:32Did you find the joke funny?
03:34I'm going to put the expressions here and there,
03:36because a cameraman told me that I look really bad.
03:43Send him!
03:43And stay tuned at home because the first phase of the yellow humor method is about to begin.
03:49At the Little Wall of China we can strengthen our legs and arms.
03:53The glutes will also benefit greatly from this exercise.
03:57Especially when sliding down the ramp.
04:00That cleans your butt of impurities.
04:02Well, not this one.
04:03Thanks to slow motion, we can better observe how the wall activates different muscles.
04:09Particularly the armpit muscles, which become tense when attempting to climb.
04:14Is there an armpit muscle?
04:16Of course.
04:17There we see one who is about to lose them, but lose them completely.
04:21But let's see how the clubber does.
04:24Well, it seems he's not having too many problems.
04:27Of course, used to getting on the nightclub platform...
04:30You don't know it yet, but your body will thank you tomorrow.
04:33And the boy with respiratory problems has also managed to get through.
04:36With flag and everything.
04:37That's the good thing about this exercise.
04:38The results are immediately noticeable.
04:40The waitresses are also beginning to notice the benefits of the yellow humor method.
04:45In one fell swoop, six or seven varicose veins have been removed from the ramp.
04:48And what do these people do?
04:49Hey, hey, not that, okay? This is very serious.
04:51Please censor those images. Don't let them be seen, there are children in them.
04:55There are contestants who have discovered new ways to shape their bodies.
04:58By walking down the slope in awkward positions, you can soften the fat accumulated in certain parts of your body.
05:04There are still some bruises, but to have a perfect body, you have to suffer.
05:08Another advantage of this exercise is that it can be done alone or in company.
05:12He who helps to climb the wall exercises his arms.
05:15While the one who goes up, the one who goes up does nothing.
05:18Goodbye, loser!
05:22Is mus a sport?
05:25Can you lose weight playing tute?
05:28Is chinchón good for your health?
05:31A new way to play cards?
05:34In a few moments.
05:38And we continue with the yellow humor method...
05:41...to get a 10 body.
05:44Juanito Calvici has been happy since he started using the yellow humor method.
05:48Thanks to the yellow humor method, Paco Peluca no longer has to break the chain with his teeth.
05:54And, paying close attention at home, the second exercise of the yellow humor method begins: the Chinotaur Labyrinth.
05:59To celebrate, this contestant brought some fireworks from home.
06:03How beautiful!
06:05I'm probably wrong, but...
06:07...this one is not wearing an Aznar mask.
06:08But how can he wear an Aznar mask?
06:10If this program is from 87.
06:12Ah, I don't know, the Japanese are always so ahead of their time.
06:15It will be a Charlotte mask.
06:17That Charlotte was a big fan of the yellow humor method to get a perfect body.
06:21Oh, I didn't know that.
06:22No, I made it up.
06:23And now pay close attention because we're going to show you one of the most comprehensive exercises in the yellow humor method.
06:27It's a lot of fun because you can play with your friends.
06:31We have called this exercise the little train.
06:33And it's very simple.
06:34Just grab your friend or partner from behind and one pulls forward and the other pulls back.
06:38And you're like this, super relaxed.
06:42This exercise is designed by our specialists so that anyone can do it.
06:47Even girls who run badly.
06:49Those who seem incapable of taking a stride of more than 2 centimeters.
06:53We recommend that these people walk through the entire labyrinth.
06:56Since they can't run fast, they can't walk fast at least.
07:00Like this woman, whose face shows how much she's been doing well after the walk.
07:05We must warn that if anyone wants to do this exercise in the hallway at home, they should not do so with a mask on.
07:11Aside from the fact that it's a stupid idea, there's a risk of breaking your nose on the door frame, as this idiot has shown us.
07:18In that case, it's best to put shoe polish all over your face.
07:21And then, well, you swim a few laps in the nearest pool.
07:24Results are guaranteed.
07:27Dr. Junior? We were fainting with excitement.
07:30How well this method works!
07:32Thanks to the yellow humor method I have managed to lose 2 kilos, which is what the helmet weighed.
07:36Would you do it again?
07:37Well, probably not. You only paid me to say it once.
07:40If you want someone else to say it, pay up, buddy.
07:42Another advantage of this exercise is that you can do it dressed however you want.
07:47Even in pajama, like this chicken.
07:49This contestant needs to lose those annoying fat deposits called love handles.
07:55That's why we're going to extend the exercise a bit. Have him run like a headless chicken through the maze.
08:00And what better way to end than in a relaxing spa.
08:04Man, calling this a spa seems very generous to me.
08:06You have to be careful with silly falls.
08:09And bad footwear can cause them.
08:10Like the one our friend is wearing.
08:13Who would come to play sports in boots?
08:16And when we refer to a fall, we also mean those blows you get when you're pushed.
08:21In that case, it doesn't matter whether you wear boots or sneakers.
08:24It is even advisable to wear diving fins, as you never know what might happen.
08:28And next we are going to show an exercise that only those who already have experience should do.
08:35You just have to hit a door right in your face.
08:37It is used to exercise the facial muscles.
08:40By the third time the door is slammed in your face, you feel like a new person.
08:43Maybe you're a little disoriented. In that case, we recommend the usual.
08:46A good dip.
08:48And something very important. Please don't be afraid to take this test.
08:51As we can see from this contestant, fear blocks her entire musculature.
08:58It's what in scientific terms is called being shit.
09:04Hey, hey, Piltrafilla, what are you playing?
09:06Doctor Junior is worried, but not as much as the contestant.
09:09Pull it in, Piltrafilla. Pull it or I'll leave you the stick, okay? Pull it.
09:13Long live! Long live!
09:14There are contestants who I honestly don't know why they come here, and it seems like we'll finally be able to see the exercise.
09:20In cases like this, the organ that benefits most is the heart.
09:23Because terror forces him to go at 300 or 400 heartbeats per minute.
09:27To this we can add the tick exercise.
09:30One clings to a column, while another tries to pull him away from it.
09:34You can also do weights with the tick. Up, down, come on, down, down, down.
09:39And the exercise ends with a relaxing bath.
09:42But let's ask the girl what she thinks of the method, come on.
09:45The yellow humor method is crap, it's a scam.
09:48It only serves to make people suffer and suffer.
09:52Are you coming to my caravan?
09:54You said yes? Really?
09:56So while Pepe celebrates that a contestant is finally leaving with him, let's watch the repetition of the exercise.
10:02It is very important to wear comfortable clothing that is not too tight, because it can give a little.
10:07And this girl is almost as happy as the 102 who continue with the yellow humor method.
10:13Hello! I'm camouflaged because the girl who drove my trailer is a little crazy.
10:18I was already talking about marriage and all the aunt.
10:20Oops! A wild ant is biting me!
10:22Can you kill her, please?
10:32Thank you very much, guys!
10:37The third exercise begins.
10:40Lord! Please help me lose weight!
10:43With the pilates I have a body!
10:47I'm crazy and I'm dangerous!
10:50As you can see, this exercise can be practiced with anyone.
10:54And when we say anyone, we mean anyone.
10:59Come on, friends, let's all practice sumo!
11:02With great enthusiasm, you see?
11:03You can practice this exercise at home with your neighbors.
11:07All you need is one thing: a giant pair of underwear, stretched out to fit, which you can ask any grandparent you have on hand.
11:13Here we can exercise the vocal cords, for example.
11:19A good shout helps us clear our voice.
11:21Although you might scare your neighbor.
11:23But let's look at this exercise again.
11:27Next, our partner, Harry Potter's cousin, will do a stretching routine with the contestant.
11:33Simply pull your opponent's arms until they are as long as a sausage.
11:38There we see the stretching.
11:40You have to be careful, because from stretching so much, one of you could end up on the floor.
11:45It's a bit of a tiring exercise, though.
11:48I've already broken my face, animal!
11:50My goodness, but it made him bleed.
11:52Let's talk to the beast.
11:54I haven't made a resolution!
11:55But how are you so stupid that you broke his nose?
11:58Look how you've left the poor thing!
12:00What a pity!
12:01Serve the company!
12:03This exercise can also be done with things we have around the house.
12:06Like, for example, a giant coffee bean.
12:10Who doesn't have a giant coffee bean in their home?
12:13If instead of drinking it, you push it down, your heart will thank you doubly.
12:18Of course, you have to wash your hands well because caffeine stains.
12:22This guy just discovered the benefits of the yellow humor method.
12:25But if you really want to do this exercise well, it's best to do it with someone who weighs 20 or 30 kilos more than you.
12:33A lady serves, this one, who has a very bad temper, of course.
12:37Although if you don't have a lady handy, you can also do it against a wall.
12:41The results are the same.
12:43You'll end up on the floor with a concussion.
12:46But feeling much better than before doing it.
12:48Although the one who will feel very good is the lady.
12:52But let's move on to another exercise.
12:54In this case it is the croquet jump.
12:57Very good for the abductors.
12:58For the record, Harry Potter's cousin is going to help us do this exercise.
13:02The first thing is to hold on tight to grandpa's underwear.
13:06Come on, grab on!
13:07But come on, grab on now.
13:09That's it. Then just do a little rocking, gain momentum, and that's it.
13:13The croquette jump is done.
13:15Great for your health, you know.
13:17And we're going to see an exercise that we've called embedded panties.
13:21It's also very simple. You just need a bald spot handy.
13:25If it's not horny, it doesn't matter. But if it is horny, even better.
13:29The exercise consists of the bald guy putting his hand on you.
13:31And pulling hard on your panties, he shoves them into your neck.
13:34Let's see the example.
13:36The bald guy grabs the panties and pulls them up to his nape.
13:39The problem with this exercise is that sometimes the bald spot can get in the way.
13:44And situations like this happen.
13:46Hey, that's it. Please, someone remove the bald guy, it's time to stop rubbing onions in the mouth.
13:50Beat him up, that's what it takes, man.
13:52And we should have given bromide before starting.
13:57And this girl gets lucky and goes to see the giant coffee bean.
14:02The good thing about fighting with a coffee bean is that it keeps our self-esteem very high.
14:06Of course, since it's so easy to beat him.
14:08Just give it a few pushes, not too hard, and the coffee bean will fall like ripe fruit.
14:12But, this is incredible! The coffee bean has won!
14:16Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing a historic moment in yellow humor.
14:20I let myself win.
14:21Well, I think so, because I can't be so useless as to lose to a coffee bean.
14:26Since coffee beans are dangerous, we recommend doing this exercise with someone very harmless, like Pinky Winky.
14:34Of course, you never know. Maybe this lilac has become a dangerous opponent.
14:38We thought Pinky was only good for ping-pong-type sports, but we were wrong.
14:44Is mus a sport?
14:47Can you lose weight by playing tuti?
14:50Is chinchón good for your health?
14:53Is a new way to play cards coming?
14:58In a few moments.
15:00Hey, can I use the yellow humor method to get a perfect body?
15:04Because even though I need it, because I already have a 10 body, at least that's what my mother says, daughter.
15:08With how pretty she is, I don't understand why you don't have anything.
15:10Of course, with what you talk, you need someone who is deaf.
15:12And I say to her, but mom, do you mean that men are only going to notice me for my body?
15:15What are you saying that?
15:16Shut up, Carmele!
15:17Hello, thanks to the yellow humor method I have achieved a feat.
15:20I can walk on water like Aquaman.
15:23With these paddles and my powerful legs I can cross a pool.
15:27One of the drawbacks of following the yellow humor method is that excessive exercise can affect the brain.
15:33What do you say? My brain is better than ever.
15:36Well, man, I don't know how you had it before.
15:39Here I go!
15:40Well, here it goes. Walking on water, what you might call walking on water, isn't much.
15:45But dive, dive well.
15:48I'm not going!
15:49Good heavens, and this one?
15:51It's a genetic mutation like any other. It's part turtle, part bird, and part bald man.
15:56Man, and he's also part idiot, right?
15:58That's the dominant part.
16:00As you may have guessed, we are in the zamburgasa exercise.
16:05An exercise you can also do at home. Just put stones in a bathtub.
16:10Of course, the bathtub must be at least 15 meters long.
16:13But that is an unimportant detail.
16:16The important thing to do this exercise well is to know that the shortest line between two points is always a straight line.
16:24The others no, the straight one.
16:25Let's see if this one follows the advice.
16:28Well no.
16:29Please, can we get someone who knows what a straight line is?
16:32Yes, come on, this one is fine.
16:34With the right speed you can do the entire exercise.
16:38Look how good.
16:38In this exercise it is essential to tie your shoelaces well.
16:43Otherwise, you might step on them.
16:46And of course, coordination is also very important.
16:51This one carries his arms and legs each on their own.
16:56Thanks to this exercise you will be able to jump over stones like a gazelle.
17:00What a refined style this girl has, right?
17:03But importantly, gazelles also weigh a lot, which is not like air.
17:07The burgers are also especially recommended for the waitresses.
17:11Well, maybe not.
17:15They're really fattening, you know?
17:17And this one?
17:18But what does this one do?
17:19Now be careful, man, you're going to kill yourself.
17:20It's one thing to play sports, and another to risk your life.
17:24And yes, you are seeing it.
17:26The yellow humor method for achieving a perfect body has also been a success in the United States.
17:30Even George Bush practices it.
17:32But the father, not the son.
17:34That the son chokes on a cookie.
17:36And these 50 pigs are still searching for the perfect body.
17:41Hello!
17:42Look what this guy can do!
17:49Very good!
17:50You didn't know how to sing before, did you?
17:52No, and thanks to the yellow humor method I have a beautiful voice.
17:56In a month I'll release an opera album and everything.
17:59Excellent!
18:00Congratulations!
18:02Hello, pirates!
18:05Who said playing cards couldn't help you get in shape?
18:08Well, right now we're going to show you that it is.
18:10That cards are as good as exercise bikes.
18:13Right, pirate?
18:15Well yes!
18:16Come on, let's play all the cards!
18:19Come on!
18:19The Yellow Humor Method offers you a revolutionary system for losing weight by playing Moosh.
18:24And best of all, you can do it from home.
18:27Let's look at an example.
18:29It's all for the king of hearts, pirates!
18:32Just lay the whole deck on the floor!
18:35One of you draws a card at random and the first person to pick it loses two kilos.
18:40Just like that, because we say so.
18:42But let's look at other benefits of playing cards this way.
18:45And now, pirate, I'm going to tell you my favorite card.
18:48And the hearts!
18:50For the exercise to work well, the hands must be stacked on top of each other.
18:55But come on, pile up, pile up.
18:57Stack up!
18:58That is!
18:59Of course, it's important to have friends nearby to help the participants up afterwards, because otherwise it's a real mess.
19:06We have a contestant with problems, number two.
19:09Come on, everyone for the Jack of Clubs!
19:12While we try to help number two, the rest of the contestants lend a hand.
19:17Well, rather than helping each other, it seems they're about to start beating each other up.
19:21Well, let's make some peace.
19:23Let's see, calm down!
19:25Come on, don't touch each other!
19:27Leave the four alone!
19:28Come on, back off!
19:30Everybody come for me!
19:31Go for the queen of hearts!
19:33This information has left them very disoriented.
19:37Number one finds the queen of hearts and finishes the exercise well.
19:40Okay, let's get things in order, this is getting out of hand.
19:44I'm not going to say!
19:45The knight of spades!
19:47The hands, which cannot stay still, run after the horse.
19:51Number two falls again.
19:52And number five, who is biting his nails, manages to finish the exercise.
19:57We show the letter to number two.
19:58This is the time!
19:59This one has to be taken!
20:01Let's see if we can get number two to join.
20:04Well, the girl must have some problem with manual labor.
20:07Hey, if he doesn't want to do the exercises, let him say so.
20:10There's a queue for the yellow humor method.
20:13Well, pirates, what if I tell you the seven of swords now, what do you say?
20:18We don't have a career with number two, eh?
20:21Now only she and the nine remain.
20:24Well, let's make it easy for them.
20:25Let no one say that the yellow humor method is only for prepared and educated people.
20:29Wow!
20:29We put the letter in front of you.
20:31You just have to let yourself fall.
20:32Since I failed, it will only be your fault.
20:34Come on, pay attention to the letter.
20:37The five of clubs, pirates!
20:40Nothing, there's no way.
20:41Come on, number two is going home, that's enough.
20:44It's incredible.
20:45But we have found a person who does not know how to play cards.
20:49Yes, I know how to play, yes, I know how to play.
20:51I know how to play cinquillo, tute, pocha, dodgeball, and chess.
20:54Oh, I think he's punching me.
20:56Don't you notice?
20:57Are you coming to my caravan?
20:59Wait, I'm a little tied up.
21:01And now we present one of the products of the yellow humor method to achieve a 10 body.
21:05Woof, woof, woof!
21:07Is summer approaching and your body is embarrassing?
21:09Do you think you won't need a float at the beach this year because you already have floats as standard?
21:14Well, don't worry.
21:15Read more and don't be so superficial.
21:17No, what a joke.
21:18We present to you the disc that will help you get back in shape.
21:21Great body Mix!
21:24With versions of Camino Sexto.
21:35Songs by Sergio Dalma, adapted.
21:49And also the mythical Georgie Down.
21:59Great topics from yesterday and today that will help you diet.
22:05Woof, woof, woof!
22:23If you listen to these great songs while you're on a food team, we guarantee you won't get hungry afterward.
22:28Well, yes, you'll get hungry, but what does it matter?
22:30If you want to get in shape and suffer, what the heck.
22:33Great bodies Mix!
22:34Don't miss it!
22:36Come on, buy it now that it's sold out, we've got five of them.
22:40And we continue with the yellow humor method...
22:42...to get a perfect body.
22:45Wow!
22:46Yes, it's Superman!
22:47We finally know how it flies.
22:49With balloons.
22:50Thanks to the yellow humor method I have a perfect body.
22:53Get ready!
22:54Lex Luthor!
22:56I'm coming for you!
22:56It seems to me that this is a Superman of all things one hundred.
23:00Oh, but he's riding on a pole!
23:02Isn't this guy supposed to fly?
23:03It doesn't fly, but it floats.
23:05And I think it's thanks to the balloons.
23:06I almost got it!
23:08I bet I'm cool!
23:09And this one?
23:10Where did it come from?
23:11It is proof that within an average hour the yellow humor method was already being practiced to achieve a perfect body.
23:17He looks like Prince Valiant, but shrunken because he's just been taken out of the washing machine.
23:21But pay close attention because this man is going to risk his life to teach us how not to do this exercise.
23:28After leaving the pole, he takes a running start and at one, two, three, hey presto! He's impaled!
23:34He's going to have trouble going to the bathroom for the next fifteen years.
23:38Let's hope the same doesn't happen to our next contestant.
23:41No, this one I prefer to leave his back against the mat.
23:45This woman signed up for the yellow humor method because she wants to gain strength in her arms.
23:48Well, you need to do this exercise at least thirty times.
23:52And pay attention because here comes the Chinese cudeiro.
23:56Come on, Chinese, show them how to pass this test.
24:01No! You've killed the Chinese cudeiro!
24:07We haven't mentioned it, but you can also do this exercise at home.
24:12But only those of you who live on the third floor.
24:14In any store of all the hundred, you can buy some maxi-sized chopsticks.
24:19And now you can practice this fun sport with your friends.
24:23Of course, it's a good idea to have a pool underneath, because if not...
24:27Or a mat will do too.
24:29This man follows our method because he wants to get rid of his double chin.
24:33Oops! Well, almost one bruise has been removed.
24:36What a shame it failed!
24:37You'll have to keep trying!
24:41The next contestant signed up for our method because he says things slip through his fingers.
24:46But how can they not slip if he's wearing gloves?
24:49Oh! What a pity my head is, really! What a shame!
24:53And here we have a kid complaining because his nacasones are too big.
24:58Well this is the perfect exercise!
25:00Wow! Fixed!
25:01This boy doesn't see very well.
25:04He believes our method will help him regain his sight.
25:06Well, we don't perform miracles here.
25:08How cool the mattress is!
25:10Hey, I think this is where the weakest minion thing comes in, right?
25:13You catch Taquesi's henchmen and, even though he was more foolish, you douse him with water.
25:15Isn't that right? Well, I think it's a very weak idea.
25:17It would be more fun if the three of them were a snake pit.
25:20What a great idea, isn't it?
25:20My mother always says that I have very good ideas because she tells me
25:22Daughter, even if you have a good idea, don't tell me!
25:24That means I'm witty and heavy.
25:26Hello hello!
25:27The bore was right.
25:29Now comes the weakest henchman.
25:31For Taquesi's henchmen, that's why we called it that.
25:35Come on, let the henchmen come in.
25:37One, two, three, two, hide and seek.
25:40How are you?
25:42Shit-filled.
25:44No, I'd rather not go in! No, no, no, no!
25:46I don't want to go in!
25:48Taquesi's henchmen!
25:49If he finds the one who is going to steal the two candles, he will kill her.
25:52Which are my two sacred candles.
25:53The big henchman will decide who was the weakest henchman.
25:57Who has been?
25:58It was him, no, what were you?
26:00But don't spit when you talk, man!
26:03Pigs!
26:03Well, great minion, great minion.
26:06Who is the minion who deserves your eternal anger and fury?
26:09Who are you going to give the boot to?
26:12Speak now, you great henchman!
26:14Speak now!
26:15Speak now, you great henchman!
26:25Wow, that's bad!
26:27Dolores, are you going to practice the yellow humor method?
26:30I would do it, but I already have a great body and it's not a question of abusing it,
26:33Then people get jealous of you and say that to you...
26:35Valgaña!
26:36And here come today's winners, who will give their testimony in...
26:47Tani's Diary!
26:50Hello, filter-feeders, and welcome to Tani's diary!
26:55I want you to tell me about your experiences with the yellow humor method.
26:58Let's see, you start.
27:00Did you find the exercises helpful?
27:02Come on, speak now, Diago!
27:03I am very glad I followed the method.
27:05What else!
27:06And you were going to give me a sandwich if I said that?
27:09A ham and chorizo sandwich?
27:11You're a little bitch, aren't you?
27:12Well, what about you?
27:14Thanks to yellow love I can do two things at once.
27:16And what two things can you do at the same time?
27:18Talk and smile.
27:20It's great.
27:20You are so great, never change.
27:22Learn from this kid who is like this without taking anything strange.
27:25And what are you telling me, beautiful?
27:27I say what he says.
27:28And what does he say?
27:30Well, that's both things at the same time.
27:31Well, come on, do two things at once like a kid.
27:34Come on.
27:36Actually, it's just one.
27:37Just one?
27:38Well, go on, do it.
27:38Come on, there you have the cameras, do it.
27:41Dad, I'm going to make a corral!
27:43What a shame, my God!
27:45Well, pintrafillas, say hello to your families right away.
27:50And now we present the best moments of the Yellow Humor method to achieve a perfect body.
27:57And we took the opportunity to read some of the emails we received at humoramarilloarroba4.com.
28:03Carol, who describes herself as one of the show's biggest fans, asks us to please send her a Chino Cudeiro pie.
28:09Just to try it for a few days and if I don't like it I'll return it.
28:12No, Carol, if we give you a piece of the Chino Cudeiro, you have to keep it.
28:16Besides, what do you want a foot for?
28:18Clara Laina tells us that she loves the show, but that she has a friend who starts to cry when she watches it.
28:23And he asks us what he has to do to make him stop behaving like that.
28:27I'm afraid, Clara Laina, that your friend is a lost cause.
28:29Here, not even the contestants cry when they split their heads.
28:32And Cristina from Aranjuez tells us to stop saying that about the caravan, that it's in very bad taste and doesn't fit this program at all.
28:40Well, Cristina, don't worry, we won't do it again, we really promise, we really promise.
28:47Because above all, it is the viewers that matter to us.
28:50Well, just keep sending emails to humoramarilloarroba4.com, and we'll know what to do with them.
28:59And if we don't know, we'll just make something up.
29:01Man! It's been a while! I haven't seen you in a show, at least.
29:06Don't you have a house or what?
29:08But why are you crying? You're crying! Why?
29:11My swimsuit doesn't fit.
29:13The fact that?
29:13The swimsuit.
29:14The fact that?
29:14Your mother.
29:15Okay, but don't worry. I told you I have a ton of swimsuits in my trailer.
29:20Well, they're girls' swimsuits, my sisters'. Don't get the wrong idea, okay?
29:24So what do we do? Come with me to the caravan and try on one of the swimsuits?
29:28And I'm not looking, I promise, okay?
29:30Well, I look, but a little.
29:32So what, let's go?
29:33The swimsuit for your mother.
29:35Or as they say in Japanese, or with how good I am and how little success I have, what else...
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