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00:00Do you think your father's punishments are too severe?
00:06Do you think he sometimes goes a little too far?
00:09So shout! Reveal yourself!
00:12And tell him to let you watch yellow humor in peace!
00:14Go Cudelín!
00:27But what happened?
00:28Oh, I think I accidentally paused it.
00:30Come on, hit play!
00:31That's it, wait, I'll give it to you.
00:32Humor Amarillo receives thousands of letters every day from children who want to come and compete.
00:47They can't just do it, of course, because they are very small.
00:50And if something happens to them, their parents will kill us.
00:52But if they come with their parents, things change.
00:54Because they are in charge of protecting them
00:56Well, let's leave it at that they are in charge of bringing them to compete.
00:59Yes, you guessed it.
01:00Today we have a new special about parents and children.
01:02The children will remember that mythical moment all their lives.
01:04When his dad got him out of bed at 5 in the morning and excitedly told him
01:09Let's get some popsicles, son! We're off to a good yellow one!
01:11Introfilla, his old monk son and told me on one occasion
01:15A child's cries will get on your nerves
01:18But their laughter will thrill you
01:20But who do you come to listen to my cries?
01:21Isn't that right?
01:24How well children have learned their lessons, really.
01:26Go on!
01:28An ice cream man with his ice cream cart
01:30Sorry, can I have a strawberry popsicle?
01:33All I have is a child's ice cream
01:35A child's ice cream?
01:37But if it's your son, that's unfortunate.
01:38It's happening there, bad father.
01:40What's up? Things are going very well here, it's cool.
01:42Well, if you say so.
01:44But I still want to eat my strawberry popsicle.
01:47And now I'm going to do a little survey of children's television tastes, okay?
01:52Let's see
01:53Raise your hand if you prefer the Simpsons as your favorite series.
01:56Well, that little bit
01:59Of course, with so much repetition many have already become tired.
02:01And now raise your hand if your favorite TV show is The Loonies.
02:05A few small ones and some big ones.
02:08Very good, very good
02:09And now I want you to raise your hand if your favorite program is Humor Amarillo.
02:15Of course!
02:18Well, if they came to compete, there must be a reason.
02:20And now to everyone, I'm going to say it, come on
02:22Goofball!
02:29Hello!
02:29Well here I am with my child
02:31Brought to me by the special Fathers and Sons
02:33Oh, I forgot we're playing Chinese Tetris!
02:36It's just that I've been really busy taking care of my baby lately, you know?
02:39Oh, don't cry!
02:40Come on!
02:41Oh, poor thing!
02:42He must be sleepy.
02:42Or the best thing is that he's hungry
02:44Because I haven't fed him for days.
02:46What is a doll like?
02:47That's why I don't feed him.
02:48Come on!
02:50Oh, don't be a pain!
02:51Stop crying!
02:52Daddy gives you cuddles!
02:53Let's play Tetris!
02:59And now the parents with their children
03:01They must take a token
03:03And then find a mold to fit it into
03:05Although the first thing parents should do
03:07It is not losing your child in this avalanche of people
03:10Then, as parents are always the ones in charge
03:12They say
03:13I'll take the piece and you help me, kid.
03:15And so it goes for them
03:16They can't find any way
03:18The child tries to help
03:19Although in some cases
03:20Well, it's impossible.
03:21As in this case that we are going to see now
03:23Mother!
03:24The token doesn't go here!
03:25I'm telling you, dude!
03:27And there are already parents
03:28Who give the tokens to their children
03:29And they tell them
03:30Come on, Drotup!
03:31They are always playing video games
03:32And they will know better about this than I do.
03:34There are mothers who for some strange reason
03:36They are jumping around instead of looking for their token
03:38And there are others who punish their daughter with a capon
03:40For placing the chip where it doesn't belong
03:42There are other parents and children who pass the test.
03:44And they are happy
03:44Although the girl has not yet understood very well
03:46What's the point?
03:47Wow!
03:48Do you remember the music from Tetris?
03:50She was very cool
03:50Ana, I'll be a while!
03:58No animal allowed!
03:59You're going to lose your token!
04:00But he will be miserable!
04:02This test achieves a very nice thing
04:04Make parents feel like children
04:06And that the children realize
04:08That the intelligence of your parents and yours
04:10It's more or less the same
04:11And Pepe asks us to come in from the dance floor.
04:13Here!
04:14Try it here!
04:15There!
04:16It's no use scratching anymore!
04:17Oh my goodness!
04:18What a bunch!
04:19What a party he's thrown here!
04:20What's in the way, Pepe!
04:21Excuse me, ma'am!
04:22Don't call me ma'am!
04:23Oh!
04:24Clear!
04:24I don't know who the daughter is.
04:25Nor who the mother is
04:26Don't be silly, I'm not the daughter!
04:28Of course, of course!
04:29Look for time to run out
04:30Come on!
04:30The end of the test is approaching
04:32And there are many parents and children
04:33That they have been saved at the last moment
04:34And they celebrate it in style
04:36There are others who cannot find the way
04:38It's not that they put much effort into it either.
04:40That's why General Tani is getting very tough on them.
04:43Quickly, a thousand gratillas!
04:45I'm going to blow the final whistle, eh!
04:47That's for you, the one with the glasses!
04:50But help me, Pepe!
04:51I'm not allowed to help the contestants.
04:53But help your daughter who looks at the poor
04:55She did it all herself!
04:56Oh my goodness!
04:58You are a bad mother!
04:59Don't say that, you bastard!
05:00Yes, I say it because I feel like it!
05:01You are a bad mother!
05:03And three, two, one and...
05:06The test is over
05:08There are children who have taken defeat well.
05:10They are smiling, but others on the other hand...
05:12No problem!
05:14Don't cry, Pepe!
05:14The important thing is to participate!
05:16Even though you fall first, my pure mother
05:18That is humiliating.
05:19Hey?
05:20Right?
05:20It's enough to make you cry!
05:21It's so funny, it's enough to make you cry!
05:23The father, as the child is crying
05:24Okay, let's see if I can get some ice cream!
05:26Let's see if he relaxes
05:27What a funny father!
05:30And Petri, what a great game!
05:31Do you remember Pac-Man Jr.?
05:32Yes, how cool it was!
05:33And do you remember Donkey Kong, Takeshi?
05:35Oh!
05:36I want someone to play with me
05:38Come on, play with me!
05:41Take a sword, Takeshi!
05:43Play with him, Takeshi, come on!
05:45How cool!
05:45I'm going to play with Takeshi!
05:46It must be a child who has gotten lost!
05:48Well, let's play for a while, shall we?
05:49But only for a while
05:50Okay, cool!
05:52Take your sword
05:53And then the fight begins
05:55Look, I'll go and cut you.
05:57And I give it to you again
05:58And I'll tell you about the legs later.
05:59So
06:00Look, kid
06:01If they put swords on you like that
06:02You can make the elephant's meals
06:03Okay, go play with your dad!
06:05If not, Takeshi
06:06I want to play with you a little more
06:07But Takeshi, I'll take care of you.
06:10What is a child?
06:11Takeshi, you're going to ruin him.
06:14Juanito Calvici is as happy as a child!
06:18The fake sumo wrestler
06:20He wants to play with the children
06:21And what does that make an animal, children?
06:24You don't have to do it at home
06:25Go for it, kid!
06:28Here I am!
06:30What's wrong with you, ugly?
06:31What do I let you go for?
06:32Well, my father better let you go, okay?
06:34Where is that animal?
06:35What am I going to give him?
06:36We are in the labyrinth of the Chirotaurus
06:38And this kid just got his dad into a lot of trouble.
06:41Because where is this skinny guy going to confront an animal?
06:44And with the other two alone?
06:46As you will be seeing in this test
06:47The son, from his comfortable position
06:49He has to guide the father to the exit.
06:51But this child is leading his father to the animal
06:53Because he wants me to face him and beat him up.
06:56Dad! Dad, come this way!
06:57What's waiting for you?
06:58He told me he's going to stick his sword in you, I don't know where.
07:00But doesn't that scare you, daddy?
07:02That you are the strongest father in the world
07:03You always tell me that.
07:04And finally the animal has found its father.
07:07And how is your son seeing right now?
07:08His father is not the strongest in the world
07:10He is the most cowardly
07:11Daddy, go for it! But you can do it!
07:14And the child looks on in astonishment
07:16How his father ends up humiliating himself
07:17And it is thrown into the mouth
07:19Are you also strong while thin?
07:21No, I'm going straight into the water.
07:22This father has given precise instructions to his son
07:25To guide you directly to the water
07:26Because he is very scared
07:28And he doesn't want to meet those three
07:30He prefers to jump into the water
07:31And that everything ends as soon as possible
07:32Daddy, go straight ahead, there's the water.
07:35Your salvation
07:35Look at what's animal there!
07:37You didn't mess yourself up, did you, you dirty guy?
07:39That you are very drawer
07:40And even though they arrest him
07:41At the last moment the father finally
07:43Find your salvation
07:45The little water
07:45And his son is very happy.
07:47This father made his own bib with drawings of little animals.
07:51Not only that, he has forced his daughter to wear the same overalls.
07:55And his daughter thanks him by taking him straight to the water.
07:58That's for making me dress like that, loser.
08:03Well yes, very cool
08:05Are you sure your son can talk, you rascal?
08:08This father has a problem
08:09Your child has a hard time communicating
08:11And he doesn't talk much
08:12Well, he doesn't say anything.
08:14And of course, the father, without the invaluable help of his son
08:17He ends up falling into the water
08:18But boy, say something!
08:21Let's see if Pipe can talk to him.
08:22Boy, say something to your father, come on.
08:24Talk to him!
08:26It's your father!
08:27Your package is marked, dad.
08:28Come on, cover yourself, piglet.
08:29Oh, well look, he does talk and he does it very well.
08:31I take this branch as a souvenir.
08:34I advise you to take the child to the psychologist.
08:36Daddy, where are you?
08:38Here, darling!
08:41I'm going to rescue her!
08:43The father apparently does not know the rules of this test very well.
08:45And he rushes like crazy to rescue his son.
08:48And he ends up in the water with a broken leg from hitting the shore.
08:50The girl doesn't understand anything and thinks it's better to rescue herself.
08:54Where is Miguelito?
08:57Up there, you scamp!
08:58The mother goes straight to talk to Miguelito
09:00Because he has several things to tell you.
09:02Have you done the pains, Miguelito?
09:04Yes, but pass the test, Mom.
09:06And have you eaten the sandwich?
09:07You didn't come here without eating anything, did you?
09:08Please, Mom, you've fallen asleep.
09:10You've cleaned up your room, haven't you?
09:12Run, mommy, you're almost there.
09:13And finally the mother manages to pass the test
09:15Although Miguelito is very overwhelmed by so many questions
09:18Grandma!
09:19I'll take the test for you!
09:21This father has promised his daughter
09:23That today she and he are going to win in yellow humor
09:25The girl was so happy
09:27What have you told all your classmates?
09:29Let them watch TV today because he's going to win with his father.
09:31And all his friends just saw him lose.
09:33The girl is so angry that she can't believe it.
09:35How do you say piltrafilla?
09:36Sorry?
09:37How is?
09:37Ah, very good, piltrafilla, very good
09:38This father is Mimo and his son too
09:40And they have decided to overcome this test
09:42Helping only with signs
09:44Wordless
09:44Your child uses signs to show you where to go.
09:47They have been rehearsing a lot on the street
09:49Painted white to compete here today
09:51And it seems that the strategy works.
09:53Well, the truth is that it worked
09:56Because they just caught her
09:57And the father continues to play the mime.
09:59And he gesticulates a lot
10:01Maybe too much
10:03He's overacting a little.
10:04Daddy, do it from the glass wall!
10:06That's really cool!
10:07But the father is too busy thinking
10:09How to escape from there
10:10How to make a glass wall
10:11But think, I'm going to give them the angel jump.
10:13That is always very successful.
10:15And the truth is that it has turned out very well, eh?
10:17Takeshi liked it so much
10:19Which asks us to repeat it
10:20Please repeat it!
10:21Well, I think what Takeshi liked the most
10:24It is the suffering
10:25The terror
10:26And the anguish of the contestant Mimo
10:28And as a prize we are going to put a photo of him with his child
10:30Look how handsome they are!
10:31High-fiving
10:32And 92 parents continue to the countryside and beach
10:35With his children on today's show
10:37Oh, my baby!
10:39How do I love my child?
10:41That?
10:41People don't believe this baby is my son?
10:43They say I haven't been able to fool any woman.
10:45So that she can have a child with me?
10:47Well, right now I'm going to prove you wrong.
10:50Look at his face!
10:55It's not the monster from the dirty lagoon
10:57It's the giant black bird that attacks children.
11:00Let's fly!
11:03My daughter always flies alone!
11:05It's true!
11:06Welcome to Grandma's, just fly, son!
11:08Which is based on a popular Japanese horror story
11:11What was told to children when they were bad
11:14It was the story of a boy who has to take a plane by himself.
11:17Because his parents can't go with him
11:19Although his parents pushed the plane to get it going
11:22But if the plane didn't reach its destination with Dad's little push
11:26Something terrible would happen
11:28The device would be attacked by a giant black bird
11:31That he would throw the child into the water without mercy
11:34And the story ended with the father splitting his sides
11:37For the fate of his daughter
11:38It's a very scary story, really.
11:40But there was another version of the story, even darker.
11:43Yes, the mother pushed the plane with so much desire and so much strength
11:47That the device was reaching such speed that it could not stop
11:50And it ended up crashing into the water, with the child inside.
11:54Once again the mother was breaking up
11:56And the child was very upset, very upset, poor thing.
11:59There was another version of the story
12:00The one about the girl who was afraid of flying
12:02She was a little girl who didn't want to get on the plane because she was very scared.
12:06But his mother assured him that nothing would happen to him.
12:09As if you were imagining he lied to her
12:11Because the push didn't even leave him halfway there.
12:13But all this served a purpose
12:15The girl lost her fear of flying and laughed at the fall into the water.
12:19There is also the story of the unlucky girl
12:21Everyone said the girl was agafe
12:23And her father put her on the plane to check if that was true.
12:26If it was agafe, the plane had it clear
12:29The truth was that the girl was agafe
12:31As if it was less than a millimeter away from reaching its destination
12:36The giant black bird had no compassion
12:40And he threw it into the water even though it was missing a millimeter
12:42The father then confirmed that it was true that the girl was agafe
12:45And he found it very funny.
12:46Another very nice version of the story
12:48It is that of the father who was so close to his son
12:50That what happened to one also happened to the other
12:53If the son was afraid because he was going to crash
12:56The father was also afraid
12:57And I had a very bad time and I screamed
12:59And if the son ended up crashing and going into the water
13:02The father did the same.
13:04And he also went into the water
13:06Many parents tell their children the story of the screaming girl.
13:10It was the story of a girl who screamed a lot
13:13Who got on the plane
13:15And when she saw that the black bird was going to attack her
13:17He started shouting to see if he could scare him.
13:19And when the black bird appeared
13:24The girl screamed more
13:25Come on bird
13:26The girl understood that the screams had been of no use.
13:30And he never screamed again.
13:32Because they are very bad for the vocal cords
13:34And they make parents very angry.
13:35The story of the lazy father is also very famous.
13:38That he was such a lazy father, so lazy
13:40That the push he gave the plane was not enough to even get it a quarter of the way there.
13:44His daughter had told him that he had to go to the gym
13:46But the father passed by, and not only that, but he broke down with his daughter's fall.
13:50That he had found it very funny
13:52But let's talk to this poor girl
13:53Yes, let's see what happens.
13:55I had told him to get in shape, but he didn't listen.
13:59You know what?
14:01Instead of your father, he looks like your grandfather, girl.
14:03You're bad, Pepe, you're bad
14:05Don't say it
14:06Don't hit me, you're strong, my goodness.
14:08All the strength that your father doesn't have
14:10You're very strong, aren't you?
14:12Yes, I exercise a lot.
14:13Then take your father with you.
14:15Oh, poor thing, you're such a bad loser, girl.
14:19Pirates, pirates!
14:22Pirate Brother
14:23Tell me, pirate, what's going on?
14:25I'm very happy because we're in...
14:28The deadly domino!
14:30That's very pirate!
14:33Say hello, girl!
14:35So?
14:35Of course!
14:37Today we release a new version of deadly dominoes
14:39Where the understanding between parents and their children must be perfect
14:43Because the two are joined with a rope
14:45And if one falls, he takes the other with him, of course.
14:48The pirate duo scolds the father and the girl too
14:51You're a package, daddy!
14:52But the fact that parents are a package deal is a normal and logical thing.
14:56They are in very poor shape and end up taking their children with them.
14:59Here the girl would be the one who should punish the father
15:02Because he has taken a lot of beatings because of him.
15:05Aren't you ashamed, man, of taking your daughter to the ground?
15:07Well, not much.
15:09Well, when I get home you're going to get a good one.
15:11Let him know, Dad.
15:13This father does not want to be like the previous ones
15:16He doesn't want his daughter to get hit because of him.
15:18But the girl doesn't believe it and doesn't dare to go out.
15:21And causes her father to fall with the consequent side effect of her falling too.
15:26I won't let you down!
15:28I hope so
15:28A rule that parents should learn by now
15:31They shouldn't make promises they can't keep.
15:34As in this case
15:36Because then the girl gets angry and with good reason
15:39The father, just in case, pretends to laugh a lot.
15:41Pirate, you have a bad tooth!
15:44This father, on the other hand, has not promised anything to his daughter.
15:47He just told her he'll do the best he can.
15:49And the girl told him
15:50Thanks, Dad, I don't care, I'll always love you.
15:52The father gets excited and gives his all to the test.
15:55The girl is moved by her father's emotion and leaves everything behind.
15:58And he succeeds
15:59Oh my goodness, what a cake!
16:01I've always seen you as a brand, haven't I?
16:03Yes, Dad!
16:04Come on, shoot!
16:05This child is the typical spoiled child whose father buys him everything he wants and at an expensive price.
16:09The father does this to keep him happy and so he doesn't get angry with him when things like this happen.
16:14The father with the bruise thinks he is on a beach chair and has stayed there, sunbathing.
16:18At this point in the test, children no longer expect much from their parents.
16:22All they want is for the fall to be as quick and painless as possible.
16:25Luck has not been on this girl's side
16:28Because he has received a good boost because of his father.
16:31The dad hits his side to tell him that he feels for him.
16:35This child has learned his lesson and has thought
16:38Well, look, if my father falls and I jump, I'll jump first, you know?
16:42And what happens is that the child throws himself on purpose
16:45But not the father, the father fell unintentionally, like all fathers
16:48The new pirate scolds his father and says
16:50You're a bad father, not a bad father, pirate!
16:53And when the pirates approach the boy to comfort him, the father gets angry and says
16:57Don't come near my son, you damn pirates, I've got you figured out!
17:01What are you guys up to?
17:02And 48 parents are heading to give them a snack upon their return.
17:05As I told you, Takeshi, they called me the other day to present the new edition of Big Brother
17:09But I passed, I told them no
17:11All right, Junior, you stay with me.
17:13I've been very good with you.
17:14Of course, Junior, because you're going to have a great career here.
17:16You're going to become a big star in the store.
17:18Or José María Íñigo, rather
17:20That's the least
17:22But Takeshi, I want to have my comedy show, like the one on Noche H
17:25And at night, Junior
17:27I'll get that for you right away, come on, I'll talk to the four of them.
17:30And tomorrow you have it
17:32Okay, thank you very much.
17:33As many of you will remember from previous parent-child programs
17:52This test consists of the dad, using a hammer, having to stick the pieces together without knocking his son to the ground.
17:58If you throw two chips and your child stays on one of them, they will have passed the test.
18:02We must warn that some images of this test may offend the sensibilities of viewers.
18:06My goodness, what a blow the poor child has taken, you could have said it a little earlier.
18:10Shout with me
18:11What this child wants most in the world is his teeth.
18:14Because without them I couldn't eat
18:16And of course, she loves to eat, as Pinky is finding out for herself.
18:20The father takes the hammer and prepares to hit the pieces with all his might.
18:24And there it is, the poor child has just lost his pine cones, although the father doesn't care.
18:30What a face he has left
18:31Let's get into fashion!
18:32Yes, you are in the Martian fashion, because my goodness
18:35No, girl, you have to get up here, for God's sake, what clothes are you wearing, little pirate?
18:40Even Pinky has noticed that those hanging gloves
18:43And those values are not very fashionable now.
18:46And that's despite the fact that fashion knows little, as he always wears the same pink pajamas.
18:50The mother, not content with humiliating her daughter by dressing her, has just left her in a very delicate situation.
18:55And that bag is the last thing the girl needed.
18:58The mother after this has understood everything and will never dress her daughter like that.
19:01My glasses are breaking me!
19:04This boy is very embarrassed by his mother because of the glasses he wears.
19:07And that is the most discreet model she has.
19:09The child has told him a thousand times
19:11Mom, don't wear those glasses, people will laugh at you.
19:14And the mother answered, that they laugh at me, so let's go to a good yellow one to see if they laugh at us.
19:19And now people don't laugh, they just laugh.
19:21But look at her, she tells me about my glasses with what she takes me
19:24Be quiet, child, you know nothing about these things, you are very small.
19:27And you don't laugh at me, do you, Pepe?
19:31I am Superwoman
19:32And I'm Supergirl
19:33It's clear from the glasses they're wearing that they're two superheroines.
19:36Superwoman has super strength and Supergirl can fly
19:39Well, it seems to me that not one of them has that much strength because of how they hold the hammer.
19:42Neither can fly, so it has a hard time getting up.
19:44On the count of three, girl, one, two and...
19:46Wait, wait, I'll grab the hammer instead.
19:49Now yes, girl, before the test
19:51One, two and...
19:53Poor Supergirl, she couldn't fly.
19:56And Pinky, like a good supervillain, makes fun of it.
19:58I've beaten you, superheroines!
20:01Let's go for it!
20:02This kid was really looking forward to coming to compete in Humor Amarillo.
20:05And his father didn't see it clearly at all.
20:07But the child became heavy
20:08I want to go! Take me! I want to go!
20:10And finally the father, in order not to go, took him
20:12And he thought it would be nice to teach him a lesson.
20:15Humor Amarillo is not a game, it's something very serious
20:17Damn, I think he went too far in teaching him a lesson, huh!
20:20You'll see how the child never says anything more about Yellow Humor.
20:22What a bad father!
20:24I'm not like that!
20:25That's it but easy!
20:26This father had argued with his daughter about the time of arrival home
20:29The crisis was open, the girl wanted to arrive at 11
20:32And the father's last offer was 10 to 11
20:36So they came to Humor Amarillo to reconcile and try to fix that crisis.
20:40The father wanted to pass the test because it was the only way to get his daughter back.
20:44That's why he was very careful to hit the exact spot on the piece with the hammer.
20:48Because the future relationship with his daughter depended on that hammer blow.
20:53So many years taking care of her, so many pampering, so much money spending
20:56And now it all depended on a hammer and a chip.
20:58And he succeeded, we don't know what time the girl arrived
21:01But the two were very happy again.
21:03An old legend passed down from father to son tells the story of the boy and his turtle father.
21:09So there was a dad who was turned into a turtle for being a bad father.
21:13And the only way to break the spell was for his son, sitting on him
21:17And with a shoebox on his lap, he survived the famous Yamamoto earthquake.
21:23If the child withstood the earthquake on top of the shell without falling
21:26The dad would stop being a turtle and become a human being again.
21:30But if on the contrary the son could not take it anymore and fell to the ground
21:33I could never go to the movies with my dad again.
21:36Because they don't let the turtles in the cinema, as far as I know.
21:39But all this would be of no use if the child at the end of the earthquake did not say the magic words
21:45Come on, Little One! Tell them! Tell them, or all this will have been for nothing! Tell them!
21:52Okay, that's it, your dad is a person again, look how happy he is.
21:55And the children continued to go to Yamamoto to break the curse that weighed on their parents.
22:02And you might ask, what did those parents do to end up like this? Did they behave that badly?
22:07Well yes, they behaved very badly, because they took their children to compete for a yellow monkey.
22:11And that's very ugly, who would come up with that?
22:13It's true that the poor child could have left his hands there, considering the huge amount of money his orthodontics cost him.
22:18And legend has it that two nice little girls resisted and said the magic words
22:23Takeshi gave three more children the opportunity to return their parents to their original state.
22:29But these three children had several impediments
22:32One was very clumsy and fell right away.
22:35Another one was very sleepy, he rubbed himself and fell to the ground.
22:38And the other had a very bad memory and although he tried and tried, he couldn't remember the magic words.
22:44The boy thought, it was something like, it's over, or that's all, friends.
22:48So it was clear, the poor mother was going to remain a turtle for life.
22:52The earthquake ended and the child did not say the words
22:55The mother was very happy because she thought she was going to get rid of being a turtle, but no.
22:59I forgot to say that's it, damn, what nonsense, magic words
23:02Calm down kid, nothing's wrong.
23:04I don't want even a mom to be a turtle, no, I'm not.
23:06He's not a turtle anymore, kid, he looks like a turtle, but for the glasses he's wearing, you know?
23:10And only nine parents manage to take their children to the final test.
23:14Go to sleep, child, go to sleep now.
23:17How annoying my baby is, really.
23:19I'm going to sing him a lullaby to see if he falls asleep for once.
23:22Go to sleep, Pepito, sleep.
23:26It's the second time we go out
23:36The second
23:36We are super famous pirates
23:39And I'm Chucky, and I'm famous too, and together we're the pirate trio
23:44No? Or what?
23:48To the canyon!
23:49Help me son!
23:49Welcome to a new edition of Nakasone's cannons in a parent-child version.
23:54This father has put on a pair of pink bow pants that has the child baffled.
23:58The son in this test only has to throw the golden ball to his father and then encourage him.
24:02Or rather, yell at him to wake up.
24:06A few screams already
24:07The thing is that your son is a very good person and doesn't want to yell at you.
24:10It's true, he's a very good person, he's a sweetheart, he's very calm.
24:13But the truth is that he's already getting a little nervous with so much nonsense from his dad, the truth is
24:19He says, look dad, there goes the golden ball, now you take it or I'm going home.
24:23And when the father finally picks up the golden ball and starts running across the bridge
24:27The child ends up exploding
24:28Dad, I told you not to put pink bows on you, they would unbalance you.
24:32That you are stubborn
24:33The child's displeasure is evident; he is so affected that Tani has to show him the way out.
24:37There the line leaks, there
24:39They're not going to give me a single one.
24:41This father followed his son's advice to dress in the same color as the golden ball.
24:46And so the pirates wouldn't know where to shoot.
24:48But that tactic makes no sense.
24:51If there can't be a color that stands out more to get it right than that yellow that you wear
24:55Well then it seems to me that the son has just gotten the father into a big mess.
24:58The kid is quite a genius, of course, how could he not take the hits?
25:02Look, the father has already had one in his ass.
25:05Don't worry, daddy
25:08Don't worry, daddy, don't worry, daddy
25:10Look, one in all of Carile
25:12And another one in all of Carile too
25:14Your father must love you a lot if he doesn't kill you after this, man.
25:17Thanks for going to yellow, pirate.
25:20Damn pirate!
25:22Give me a little gift, daughter
25:23But the girl doesn't know what to give her father.
25:26And of course, since there are no shops in a yellow Moor, the girl thinks about it
25:30Well, look, I'm going to give him this golden ball.
25:32Which is the only thing I have on hand on the other hand
25:34But the father misbehaves and instantly loses the gift that his daughter has given him with so much love.
25:40So the girl thinks, well, I'll give him another golden ball.
25:43But if I lose it I'm going to be upset, right?
25:44And the father now protects his daughter's gift with his life.
25:47And the girl, tired of her father throwing away all her gifts, runs away thinking
25:52It's the last time he gave you a sister, look at it, Marina.
25:54Hello, pigtails!
25:56This father calls his daughter pigtails for a simple reason
25:59Because it has pigtails, but there is a problem
26:01Dad, I've told you a thousand times not to call me pigtail, you bastard!
26:05But the father doesn't listen to his daughter and keeps calling her that.
26:08Now you'll see!
26:09The poor dad starts getting hit by balls from all sides.
26:12Because her daughter has invited the pirate trio to teach her a lesson.
26:16And so I stopped calling her pigtails
26:18But go on, go on, go on well!
26:21He called me pigtails, the bastard!
26:23The father has just realized that it was a fatal mistake to give his daughter that nickname.
26:28A mistake that can cost you your life
26:30Hey, call me a pigtail, funny guy!
26:35The father thinks that if he could go back in time, he wouldn't call her pigtails.
26:39But of course, he can't do that.
26:41Look, I told you to call me by my name, Martita de las Mercedes!
26:45But not you!
26:47You had to call me pigtail, right?
26:49The truth is that the girl had a pretty name.
26:51Even Tani takes sides
26:52Hey, Piltrafilla, what do you call pigtails?
26:55And the girl keeps asking for revenge
26:58But throw balls at him, he's defenseless!
27:01Pirate, for what you paid we have done enough!
27:05I'll pay you more, but hit more balls!
27:08Faced with rising supply, the pirate trio launches another attack.
27:12Hit him on the head!
27:14Just like the father before!
27:15Hit him all over the carile!
27:16Come on, hit it hard!
27:18The pirate trio tries hard, but can't hit the head.
27:21Although they do send him to the network
27:23Oh yes!
27:24Firecracker!
27:25We're so sorry, pigtails!
27:27We tried, but we couldn't!
27:29Pigtails, why do they call you that?
27:31And what do you think?
27:32Because of the pigtails?
27:33Of course.
27:34Of course, I'm a little slow.
27:35Oh, Pepe, you are my idol!
27:38Ma'am, if you weren't married and had a child, I would take you to my caravan.
27:41I'm Mommy Cudeira!
27:43Mami Cudeira moves slowly but surely towards her death.
27:47While her daughter from below encourages her
27:50Come on, let's go, mommy!
27:52We don't have all day!
27:54And you're going to die!
27:56Happens!
27:57And Trofilla, you're going to die, it doesn't matter!
27:59Mommy Cudeira laughs
28:00Because today he thinks he's going to deceive us all.
28:02And not die
28:04The girl throws the golden ball at him
28:06And that's it
28:08No!
28:09You've killed Mami Cudeira!
28:11The daughter leaves sad, but it doesn't affect her much either.
28:17Because he knows that his mother will rise again
28:19I am a Japanese worker!
28:20Yes, that is the uniform that workers usually wear in Japan.
28:24And this father wants his son to follow the family tradition and also become a worker.
28:28That's why you dress him in a child-sized worker's uniform.
28:31But the boy doesn't want to be a worker, he wants to be an archaeologist.
28:33And that's why he yells at his father
28:35Oh, Dad! I want to be an archaeologist!
28:38Like that Indiana Jones! I like mummies!
28:42Convincing the father will not be so easy
28:43Not even with those hits he's getting
28:46Daddy, please! I want to look for hidden treasures!
28:50It is logical that the father does not see that career with good eyes.
28:53Because he doesn't see many ways out
28:54Still the child insists
28:56If I find a treasure, let's party, okay?
28:59And that is what the father decides to let his son become an archaeologist.
29:02Thing that makes the child happy
29:03I'm going to be rich, not like you! You wretched, starving people!
29:07Finish off! Let you be finished!
29:11A thousand strokes, this is the prize that the parents and children who won today will receive.
29:15It's a book with the 100 best Yellow Human jokes
29:18So it's a blank book.
29:19I hope you like it
29:21And that you have a few laughs with him
29:23How we laughed doing it
29:24Have you seen, child?
29:27It says in Japanese there
29:28The Book of the 100 Best Yellow Human Jokes
29:30And now I want us all to say goodbye to the program together, okay?
29:33Come on, to the village
29:34One, two and that's it
29:37Or as it is said in Japanese
29:40Daddy, daddy
29:41I want to go to the next special, parents and children.
29:42Please, take me, please, please, please, please
29:44Take me, take me
29:45The Book of the 100 Best Yellow Human Jokes
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