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00:00:32Emilio, what is that music that has been playing since 4 in the morning?

00:00:35My father is the one who got into plants and plays music for them to help them grow.

00:00:38Mariano, I'm just stepping out for a moment. This is the last straw.

00:00:41Good morning. How was your morning?

00:00:42That's bad. Bad because you're causing noise pollution in our community. So please stop.

00:00:47If it's going to be a few days, it's because the plants are hitting me hard.

00:00:50And why do you have to play music at night?

00:00:52Ignorant of life, plants grow at night. During the day they are very busy with photosynthesis.

00:00:57I don't care about their botanical theories. Why did I even post this circular here with the new EU regulations on...

00:01:01Noises?

00:01:02Not at all, as always, what does it say there?

00:01:03Okay, then make copies for all the neighbors and deliver them by hand. Come on!

00:01:06And now I remember my wife.

00:01:08I put a green area in the patio and this is how he repays me.

00:01:11Dad, if you want green spaces you can go to a retirement home, but you're not giving me any more trouble here.

00:01:14Emilio, I'm trying to give meaning to my life.

00:01:17Don't waste your time, Dad. Your life is meaningless. Go on, watch a little TV.

00:01:21Huh? Come on.

00:01:21If it's a bust.

00:01:23Because?

00:01:25No one can live here. Not here, not here.

00:01:30Every day is like this. I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:01:34I was just looking for some peace.

00:01:37I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.

00:01:39No one can live here. Not here, not here.

00:01:43No, no, no.

00:01:44No one can live here. Not here, not here.

00:01:47No, no, no.

00:01:48The house starts with a rumba. I can't find the doorman.

00:01:52My neighbors visit me and listen to me. I can't stand being in this place anymore.

00:01:57Anyway, all my neighbors have children. If not, come here, my son will give you one.

00:02:00Come to the neighborhood, cousin, I love you and I'll teach you.

00:02:02Where there is crying, clowns, thieves, they rob us, and the stones always have something to tell.

00:02:06What's up with you?

00:02:07Put it in a cocktail shaker.

00:02:11It was during an earthquake and a volcano.

00:02:14Yeah.

00:02:16And you'll have this ladder.

00:02:20No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:22Not here, not here.

00:02:24No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:27That's how days are.

00:02:29I couldn't have imagined it when I came here.

00:02:31He only seeks a bar of peace.

00:02:33And I wake up his cheek in the south.

00:02:36No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:38No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:41No one can live here, here, here.

00:02:43No.

00:02:47We are very nervous.

00:02:48Today is the big day.

00:02:49It will be a boy, it will be a girl.

00:02:51Today the battle of names begins.

00:02:53Mauri, for God's sake, it's just an ultrasound.

00:02:55Put the camera down, go on.

00:02:56But if we only film the birth, it's like starting a movie from the end.

00:02:59The child needs to be taught the entire process.

00:03:01Maternity fashion, the first kicks.

00:03:03What, stop doing that?

00:03:04What a bad temper.

00:03:06It's nice to see this later.

00:03:08Hello.

00:03:09Bye.

00:03:09Did you forget to call me?

00:03:10Hey?

00:03:11Thank goodness I said that, it reminded me that you had your ultrasound today.

00:03:14Ah, it was today.

00:03:15Well, I almost forgot.

00:03:16Mauri, hurry, grab the camera here and let's go.

00:03:18Wait, my wife will be with you; she's very excited.

00:03:20I'm the father, I have to go to these things.

00:03:22No, man, no.

00:03:22I'll go with her.

00:03:23Furthermore, they only allow two people into the consultation room.

00:03:25And you're going to have to wait outside?

00:03:27Sure, we'll stay here watching the bikes, a game, or something.

00:03:29Well, that's it, I'll tell you later.

00:03:31Oh, let's see if I have time to show you a shop that has some really cute things for the little girl.

00:03:36If we don't know the sex.

00:03:37Is it going to be a girl?

00:03:39Didn't you get a little kick when I mentioned shops?

00:03:42Right?

00:03:49Look, I've told you that what we had is over.

00:03:51I am nobody's mistress.

00:03:52This is something out of a cheap soap opera.

00:03:54Wait a moment, I've forgotten my coat.

00:03:56No, but it's not cold either.

00:03:57Let's go.

00:04:00Listen, Alba is going to be late to a dentists' conference.

00:04:02He's going to be gone for two days.

00:04:03We can be together.

00:04:04No, Diego, I don't think so.

00:04:06Two whole days?

00:04:07Sure, in a romantic way.

00:04:08What do we do?

00:04:08Shall we go on a trip somewhere, to a country house?

00:04:11No, I see it as a bit risky.

00:04:12Ah, it's true that we are prosquitos, nobody can see us.

00:04:14No, I had thought we'd stay here, watch some movies, order something to eat,

00:04:18In short, to get to know each other better.

00:04:20Adventure tourism.

00:04:21Can we go down to the video store or is that too risky?

00:04:23No, I'd rather bring the movies myself, that way we don't leave the name.

00:04:25Ah, that's great.

00:04:26I feel like Gibson.

00:04:31If you want, we can turn it on.

00:04:33Emilio, I am very grateful for what you are doing for me,

00:04:35But I feel a bit embarrassed, man, he's going to get mad.

00:04:37No, no, no, but Belén is very nice.

00:04:39You'll see.

00:04:41Nativity scene?

00:04:43Where were you?

00:04:44How did you take so long?

00:04:45I don't know what happened to me today, I'm feeling a bit off.

00:04:47Bethlehem, I've come with someone.

00:04:50Power, let me know beforehand.

00:04:51If you haven't left me.

00:04:52How are you?

00:04:54Good.

00:04:55Time to study a little, right?

00:04:56No no.

00:04:57Arantxa has had a problem with her parents.

00:04:59And since we have Alice's room empty,

00:05:01Well, I told her she could come around until the girl finds something.

00:05:04Ah, but if you don't like the idea, I understand.

00:05:06And I leave and nothing happens.

00:05:07No, no, no, no, calm down.

00:05:09Come, let me show you the room, you'll see how beautiful it is.

00:05:12And if it's just for a few days.

00:05:13Yeah, man.

00:05:14Come in, come in, here it is.

00:05:16Go in, go to the suitcase room.

00:05:18Okay.

00:05:19Thank you.

00:05:19You're welcome, woman.

00:05:20Is it a sin to have this room empty?

00:05:23Emilio.

00:05:24How could you even think of bringing her into my house?

00:05:26But what was I going to do?

00:05:26I found her crying.

00:05:27The poor thing doesn't get along with her parents.

00:05:29It's not clear that he gets along much better with you.

00:05:31What's the matter?

00:05:31Are you jealous?

00:05:32Me, please.

00:05:33How could I be jealous of that kid?

00:05:34Well, then that's it.

00:05:35Don't make a scene now just because I have a little bit of human compassion.

00:05:38Emilio, you should give notice about these things.

00:05:41Sorry.

00:05:42Bed sheets?

00:05:43Yeah.

00:05:44Yes, yes.

00:05:44I'm coming.

00:05:47A few days, huh?

00:05:48Yes, but don't get your hopes up because we're not going to have a threesome, okay?

00:05:51Hey, weren't you feeling horny?

00:05:53Come on, now.

00:05:58Can?

00:05:59Of course, damn it.

00:06:00Yes, I called you.

00:06:03Juan.

00:06:05I want you to personally take care of something very important.

00:06:08Whatever you say, Gustavo.

00:06:09I believe I am perfectly qualified to take on the role of head of studies.

00:06:13No, I need you to look after Joselito this weekend.

00:06:16I'm going away with my wife for the long weekend.

00:06:18Isn't this a long weekend?

00:06:20For me, yes, I am the director.

00:06:22You will be able to take care of it for me.

00:06:23It is a Caribbean endemic species.

00:06:25It has great value for my wife.

00:06:27Of course.

00:06:28Listen, what I said about the head of studies, I said it without any...

00:06:31Juanito.

00:06:33Don't worry.

00:06:34You're in my blue notebook.

00:06:38Mr. Director.

00:06:39Hello, Juan.

00:06:40Hello.

00:06:40A child who has suffered a head injury from a minibasketball hoop.

00:06:44Of course, they're getting taller all the time.

00:06:45They're out of sync with so many video games.

00:06:48No, take him to the emergency room.

00:06:51Hey, but the basket is fine, right?

00:06:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:06:57Okay, so what do we do about Maribel?

00:07:01Do you have it easy?

00:07:02Look, I don't like having relationships at work.

00:07:05Are you stupid?

00:07:06Haven't you seen the ass she has?

00:07:08Yes, yes, yes.

00:07:09Next week I'm sending you on a field trip to the zoo.

00:07:11Where the dolphins are.

00:07:12There's a perfect dark tunnel.

00:07:14While you're making out, you can keep an eye on the children through the aquarium.

00:07:18Well, I'll take care of Joselito, and we'll see about the other one.

00:07:22I'll pick it up on Sunday.

00:07:25Juan, we are the best.

00:07:29Yeah.

00:07:36Well, if that doesn't work out, we'll call and have a drink, right?

00:07:39Yes, okay, see you later.

00:07:43She was hot, huh?

00:07:45Come on, it wasn't bad.

00:07:49Was she that ugly?

00:07:50Sure, you'll have your audience, but come on.

00:07:53Roberto, are you alright?

00:07:55Well, no, no, I'm not okay.

00:07:56I'm very tense.

00:07:57I've been separated from Lucía for almost two months now, I'm not used to being away from her for so long...

00:08:01But that's already been invented, man.

00:08:02Sure, damn it, a quickie and I'm good as new.

00:08:04No, that's for losers.

00:08:05Masturbation is for losers.

00:08:07That's how we've overcome many crises.

00:08:08According to surveys, nine out of ten men masturbate.

00:08:11And the one who says no, too.

00:08:12Sexologists say it's very healthy.

00:08:14Of course, man, that belongs to Dr. Folklore, it's very Spanish.

00:08:17What's happening?

00:08:19Well, Emilio, although you won't do much of that, will you?

00:08:21We've already been told that you have Arantxa at home, that you're living with two women.

00:08:24Invite us to your Harem, won't you?

00:08:26Look, show some respect, Arantxa is a fellow student I'm doing a favor for, period.

00:08:29Come on, Emilio, don't tell me that if the opportunity arises you won't...

00:08:32Of course not, you're all sick.

00:08:34If it's a child, it's 20 years old.

00:08:35There, there, without cellulite, with everything in its place.

00:08:37It's morbid, isn't it? It's morbid.

00:08:40Be careful, Arantxa doesn't even touch it, eh?

00:08:41You three have been warned.

00:08:45The four of them.

00:08:46Okay, man, okay.

00:08:47As if he were her father.

00:08:48Damn, we're doing something wrong, huh?

00:08:50Emilio surrounded by women and us sunk into misery.

00:08:53Damn, I can't wait to go to university!

00:08:55It can be whenever you want.

00:08:56If you want, you can sneak into a class; they don't control that.

00:08:58Hey, we could go for a walk tomorrow, see if we get lucky.

00:09:01I'm in.

00:09:02But you didn't get a college degree.

00:09:03I can think of a justification.

00:09:05Damn, I'm going to skip class.

00:09:07How strange.

00:09:09Guys, college isn't on the table.

00:09:12Of course, a child.

00:09:13If it's been re-enchanted.

00:09:14My geniuses are very powerful.

00:09:15Today is the happiest day of my life.

00:09:16Yes, of course, to celebrate you kick me out of the house.

00:09:18Woman, it's only two days.

00:09:19What's it to you?

00:09:23Besides, with Belén you'll feel like a queen.

00:09:24But didn't you say you weren't going to see him anymore?

00:09:26The kid is hooked and we have to take it one step at a time.

00:09:28Ah, of course, the best way to wean him off it is to spend two days with him.

00:09:32Hello, Belén.

00:09:32Look, a relative is coming to my house and we thought Bea could stay here with you in the

00:09:35Alice's room.

00:09:36I'm sorry.

00:09:37The Belén hostel is full.

00:09:39Emilio has brought along a little friend from class who has argued with her parents.

00:09:42Look how good a goalkeeper you are.

00:09:43How do you like to prolong everything?

00:09:44And you're an idiot.

00:09:48Let's go over here instead.

00:09:50No, no, no, no, Lucia.

00:09:51They don't walk much.

00:09:52But why?

00:09:53If she doesn't have a boyfriend.

00:09:53Furthermore, he is living with Alicia.

00:09:55Two girls together.

00:09:55It's the Lesbian Paradares hotel.

00:09:57Lucia, do you have room for one more helpless cousin?

00:09:59A relative is coming to my house.

00:10:01Yes, a relative of yours.

00:10:02Mauri is going to spend two days with your brother.

00:10:05Yes, Alba is going to a dentists' conference.

00:10:06No, no, I don't want to know anything, okay?

00:10:08Don't drag me into this story.

00:10:09You are playing with someone else's feelings.

00:10:11That's exactly what I told him.

00:10:12Also, my brother may be very lost, but he's not gay.

00:10:14Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:10:15Your brother is hopelessly gay.

00:10:16Oh well.

00:10:16Okay, come on in.

00:10:18Have a coffee and that'll get me out for a while.

00:10:20Bye bye.

00:10:22Hey, I need to talk to my brother, okay?

00:10:24And how are the three of us going to organize ourselves?

00:10:27Good question.

00:10:30Man, Isabel.

00:10:32How are you, Juan?

00:10:33That's bad.

00:10:34But how could you possibly think of fixing it with Andrés?

00:10:36If that's not going anywhere.

00:10:38What's wrong with us?

00:10:39But you were the one who wanted to leave him.

00:10:41Well, I'm a politician.

00:10:41One day I say one thing, another day I say another.

00:10:43I want us to get back together.

00:10:44Hey, look, don't drive me crazy, okay?

00:10:46I am now rebuilding my life with Andrés.

00:10:48And I'll redo it, that's it.

00:10:50I warn you that I too can rebuild my life.

00:10:52Next week I'm going on a trip to the zoo.

00:10:55Man, I don't know if that's your thing.

00:10:56With a teacher from the school.

00:11:00You look so handsome when you get jealous.

00:11:03I'll prove it to you.

00:11:04There is a man taking photographs at the door.

00:11:06I'll bring it to you.

00:11:13Natalia, help me hang up the laundry.

00:11:15I won't repeat myself.

00:11:17Let's see if it's true.

00:11:18Since you don't study or do anything, at least help out at home.

00:11:20This is not a five-star hotel.

00:11:22Yes, we had already noticed.

00:11:24Hope this helps.

00:11:25Your brother is studying.

00:11:26But what if there's a magazine inside the notebook?

00:11:28Ah, with what dirty trick?

00:11:30Well, Natalia in Fuengirola hooked up with the hippie with the hammocks.

00:11:34Family, I have good news.

00:11:36This is neither a family nor anything else.

00:11:38Don't try to bring a bird into the house.

00:11:40Dad, you need a girlfriend, and fast.

00:11:42Wait, let me explain.

00:11:43No, these bugs carry diseases and mites.

00:11:45And they're also filthy.

00:11:46Look at the state of the cage.

00:11:47The director left it with me to look after.

00:11:49It is a Caribbean species.

00:11:50It's the Rolex of birds.

00:11:52It's clear he wants to test me.

00:11:53Of course, it's a new American technique for selecting top executives.

00:11:57Okay, I'm in your blue notebook.

00:12:00I am the future head of studies.

00:12:01Juan, don't worry.

00:12:03This bird is going to be the king of the house.

00:12:05I'm going to put it outside so it doesn't make a mess.

00:12:07His name is Joselito.

00:12:08You have to give this to the racetrack and change the water twice a day.

00:12:11Ah, well it's not very difficult.

00:12:12Natalia can do it.

00:12:19That guy is dead.

00:12:21He does some very strange things.

00:12:22Look how they drag their feet.

00:12:23It can't be a zombie.

00:12:24It's not a horror movie, it's a thriller.

00:12:26But if they're doing that to mislead, don't be a fool.

00:12:28I, the ending of The Sixth Sense, the leader of the second scene.

00:12:31Everyone saw, oh, oh, and I was saying, yeah.

00:12:33Will you just shut up already?

00:12:34The movies are difficult to understand.

00:12:36No commentator is needed.

00:12:37The colloquium at the end, like Garci.

00:12:39I find it funnier to comment more.

00:12:41What the hell.

00:12:41No, and don't hold the controller with that hand.

00:12:44Fuck.

00:12:45It saves me.

00:12:48Yeah?

00:12:49Hello, honey.

00:12:50How was the hotel?

00:12:52No, I'm fine.

00:12:53Here, being a faggot.

00:12:56Well, a salad and a yogurt.

00:12:58And you?

00:12:58Or was it delicious?

00:13:00What a lovely conversation between a couple.

00:13:03I've come to talk to my brother.

00:13:05Well, here I am at home, watching it...

00:13:07No, I haven't answered your landline because I'm at Lucia's house right now.

00:13:11Yeah.

00:13:11Look, I'll pass her on, she wants to say hello.

00:13:13Please don't drag me into this.

00:13:15And don't drag me into this.

00:13:17Alba, how are you?

00:13:19Yes, here we are.

00:13:20Yes, since he was alone, I invited him to dinner.

00:13:22A salad and a yogurt.

00:13:24A salad and a yogurt, yes.

00:13:26Don't worry, okay?

00:13:27I'll take care of him.

00:13:29Kisses.

00:13:30Last time, huh?

00:13:31The last time.

00:13:32And if you're so sure you're gay, tell your wife.

00:13:34Listen to your sister.

00:13:35But I don't think you're gay.

00:13:36Don't pay any attention to him.

00:13:37It won't be like when you bought the guitar.

00:13:39That?

00:13:39You got tired of it after a month.

00:13:39What are you comparing me to, a guitar?

00:13:41Excuse me, Mauri, but this is a private conversation.

00:13:43Yes, but you're having it in my house.

00:13:44Okay, Lucia, just relax, alright?

00:13:46Alba doesn't need to know anything, because I know what I'm doing.

00:13:49When I figure things out, and I will, I'll come out of the closet.

00:13:51Through the front door, the one for coats.

00:13:53Well, look, they both do whatever they want.

00:13:54All I'm saying is...

00:13:56Let's not drag you into this.

00:13:57That.

00:14:00What a romantic plan, huh?

00:14:01A call from your wife, a scolding from your sister...

00:14:04Come on, put on the movie.

00:14:04Why don't we go out for a drink?

00:14:06This does look like house arrest.

00:14:09You won't have tequila, because I make amazing margaritas.

00:14:13Hey, let's make it three then.

00:14:15Hello, ma'am, how are you?

00:14:17What here?

00:14:18Have you arranged to watch the football?

00:14:20Yes, yes, we're here watching the great game.

00:14:21That's strange, because there isn't one today.

00:14:23Marisa, you shouldn't smoke so much.

00:14:25Didn't you read what it says on the pack?

00:14:26Yes, but this only causes problems during pregnancy.

00:14:29I can smoke in peace.

00:14:34Hey, I can't see like this.

00:14:37This lady gave us a strange look.

00:14:39I think he suspects something.

00:14:40No, man, they don't understand anything anymore, they're too old.

00:14:42Dun, dun, open the wall.

00:14:48No, you have your own feed, I'm not going to give you anything.

00:14:50The vet says that cold cuts raise cholesterol.

00:14:52Wow!

00:14:53You've ruined my dinner.

00:14:55Girls, something's brewing on the other side of the ropes.

00:14:57Lucia's brother is at Mauri's house.

00:15:00AND?

00:15:00Man, they're all alone.

00:15:02AND?

00:15:02Damn, association of ideas.

00:15:04Two men together, one of them with a gay background.

00:15:06Mauri has crossed the street again.

00:15:08That boy is always crossing the street.

00:15:10He's going to get run over in the end.

00:15:12And the other one is pregnant.

00:15:13If that's really the case.

00:15:15Radiopatio in action.

00:15:16We need to find out what's going on in there.

00:15:19But how are we going to find out?

00:15:20Mauri doesn't trust us anymore.

00:15:22We lack technology.

00:15:24The other day I saw a spy shop.

00:15:26How are you doing in terms of liquidity?

00:15:27I'm going to get my bag.

00:15:28But wait until I finish dinner.

00:15:32Vibe?

00:15:33No, I'm already finished.

00:15:35Come on, come on!

00:15:45Dad, why does he have to stay here?

00:15:47Are there no residences for Canary Islanders?

00:15:48Patience, son.

00:15:49Nothing is kept quiet anymore.

00:15:50If I don't sleep eight hours, I don't perform well in class.

00:15:52I'm staying home tomorrow.

00:15:58Nobody studies here, huh?

00:16:00Honestly...

00:16:02During the Middle Ages, pedagogy was assimilated into a catechism under the influence of scholasticism.

00:16:09And the methods of education were based on the transmission of faith and the bird from the eggs that

00:16:14They don't keep quiet.

00:16:16But where the hell did it come from?

00:16:18I think it's made of snow.

00:16:19Of course, since she's a spinster, she feels lonely.

00:16:22Well, he should buy a turtle.

00:16:23I'll find her a boyfriend, for God's sake, one who won't capture us.

00:16:26But whose bird is that?

00:16:28Of snow.

00:16:28He just won't shut up.

00:16:29Come on, there are people here who work.

00:16:31You wouldn't say that for yourself.

00:16:33Does anyone have a gun license?

00:16:34Ma'am, please don't talk nonsense.

00:16:36Hey, you're a veterinarian, now they're given a pill so they don't suffer.

00:16:39Okay, members of the Senate, go home, you've already left on Mondays.

00:16:44Whose the hell is that bird?

00:16:45Of snow.

00:16:48Let's see.

00:16:49I don't know what kind of pathology that animal has.

00:16:51I imagine he'll eventually shut up.

00:16:53But what kind of bird is that that sings at night?

00:16:56It'll be a bird's turn, maybe you won't be on the tambourine later.

00:16:58It is a Caribbean species.

00:16:59He'll still be jet-lagged.

00:17:01It's 7 pm there.

00:17:02In other words, he puts a circle in our mailbox so we don't make noise.

00:17:04And now he's put that thing in the yard, is he messing with us or what?

00:17:07A photo album.

00:17:07Emilio, I told you in person.

00:17:09This girl always looks so cute.

00:17:11Go away, Mr. Cuesta.

00:17:13Go away.

00:17:13Juan, who was sleeping.

00:17:15What do these people want?

00:17:17Exactly that, you sleep.

00:17:18The birds are covered with a cloth at night so they can sleep.

00:17:21That's cruel, like what happened at Guantanamo.

00:17:24What's happening?

00:17:24I like it when she sings.

00:17:26I fall asleep quickly if it's very relaxing.

00:17:27Yes, pure chilao.

00:17:28I ask you to have a little patience.

00:17:31Josélito is going through a period of acclimatization to his new environment.

00:17:34No, Juan, don't give explanations, they're annoying too.

00:17:37And we, well, kept quiet,

00:17:38Josélito is like family.

00:17:40And if you don't like it, buy earplugs at the pharmacy; they have a two-for-one offer.

00:17:46That bird has to go to heaven, and not by its own means.

00:17:49Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.

00:17:51Maybe he has a habit of singing a little before going to sleep.

00:17:54Yes, my little bird is praying.

00:17:56Does anyone know where there's an on-call pharmacy?

00:18:05Rambo, where are you going? To jump over the Charlie camp?

00:18:08No, I'm going to have breakfast.

00:18:09Where is the juicer?

00:18:10In the cupboard above.

00:18:13Well, I drink milk, which also agrees with me.

00:18:15But it's possible to know what you're doing.

00:18:16But what are you doing?

00:18:17Don't talk to me here, the neighbors will see you.

00:18:18And they'll think we spent the night together.

00:18:20Nobody's watching.

00:18:21Do you want to stop acting like a fool?

00:18:22Well, close the blinds then.

00:18:23What are we, vampires?

00:18:24Diego, you're not ready to lead a double life.

00:18:27and especially not with me.

00:18:28Look at you there, bent over with the milk.

00:18:30He looks cool.

00:18:31Why is there no more eye contact?

00:18:33Look, there's no way to enjoy a relationship like this.

00:18:36Why don't you go home?

00:18:37Hey?

00:18:38We'll meet somewhere else.

00:18:39I'm borrowing Bush's nuclear shelter.

00:18:42Since Clinton left, they don't use it for anything.

00:18:43Okay, fine, I'm a little tense.

00:18:45But I'm not used to this.

00:18:47I do.

00:18:47I break up marriages every day.

00:18:49It's what gives meaning to my life.

00:18:50But why don't you explain to your wife what's happening to you?

00:18:52If not, it's your fault.

00:18:54Look, okay, I tell him, look, I'm with Mauri.

00:18:56I've discovered that I like men.

00:18:58We've had four wonderful months of marriage together,

00:19:00But now we're friends.

00:19:02Perfect.

00:19:03Take.

00:19:04No, Mauri, I don't know if I want to leave my wife.

00:19:06which are different kinds of love.

00:19:08Different kinds of love?

00:19:10Ah, very good.

00:19:13Look, I'd rather do a crossword puzzle.

00:19:14Hey?

00:19:15Let's relax.

00:19:16We have a very long day ahead of us,

00:19:18The two of us here at home, happy and content.

00:19:21Okay, I promise I'm going to relax, alright?

00:19:23I'm going to take a shower.

00:19:25Come on.

00:19:30Well, at least you're doing some exercise.

00:19:33Oops!

00:19:34Oh my God!

00:19:35I couldn't be more sleepy.

00:19:37How can you let the poor beauty sleep on the sofa?

00:19:39Auntie, who is pregnant.

00:19:40But if it was her, it's cut off.

00:19:42Because she flirted with me and I rejected her.

00:19:44Oh, that's right.

00:19:46But she's faking it, she's not a lesbian.

00:19:48If I were a lesbian, she would have come after me.

00:19:49But hey, what's it to you?

00:19:51But what if you don't like women?

00:19:52Well, what does that have to do with anything?

00:19:54It's a matter of self-love.

00:19:55I'll check it out.

00:19:56Alicia, Alicia, Alicia, leave her alone.

00:20:00Good morning.

00:20:01Do you want some hostels?

00:20:02Okay, if you make them for me.

00:20:04Hey Marisa, seriously, I haven't slept either and I'm going to work.

00:20:08Daughter, it's just that I'm already very old.

00:20:10Yes, you're grown up when it suits you.

00:20:12Hey, Bea has given me sick leave.

00:20:14Did Bea give you sick leave?

00:20:17But no way, Bea is a veterinarian, not a doctor.

00:20:19Well, but there are common subjects.

00:20:22Go on, go on.

00:20:23Come on, you have more stories.

00:20:25Stay home.

00:20:26A kiss.

00:20:27You're a horny little thing.

00:20:29I haven't slept at all either, and I have a casting call.

00:20:32What do you think of me?

00:20:33I?

00:20:34You look gorgeous, Alicia.

00:20:35Gorgeous, as always.

00:20:36Come on, let's go, we're late.

00:20:38Bye.

00:20:39Come on.

00:20:43And do you know why I look so beautiful?

00:20:45Because I've got your energizing hydro gel and beauty in 10 seconds.

00:20:48Alicia, you shouldn't buy such expensive creams.

00:20:50Yes, it's yours.

00:20:51Was it? Why does it deduct it from your salary?

00:20:55Careful, man, don't step on me there, it's freshly mopped.

00:20:57Oh, oh, oh, Emilio, I'm sorry.

00:20:58No, no, no, no, you can step on it, I want to ask you a favor.

00:21:01Of course, what am I doing here, huh?

00:21:02Why am I here?

00:21:03Well, to make everyone happy.

00:21:05That's nice.

00:21:06Look, Arantxa, my classmate, has been kicked out of her parents' house

00:21:09and he needs a job to earn a few bucks.

00:21:11Otherwise, we won't be able to leave here.

00:21:12Is he living with you?

00:21:13And how is Filén?

00:21:14Good shit, thanks.

00:21:15So if you could get her a job as a waitress or something, I'd really appreciate it...

00:21:18Of course, it suits me very well, because Marisa has deserted.

00:21:21Tell him it starts today at two, okay?

00:21:23Don't forget, at two o'clock.

00:21:24Thank you so much.

00:21:24Yes, I've always said that deep down, besides being beautiful, you were a very good person.

00:21:27Emilio, you don't need to flatter me.

00:21:30Sorry, it's just a habit.

00:21:36Emilio, I've had an idea to get rid of the bird.

00:21:39Come.

00:21:39But where did you get that from, a home shopping channel?

00:21:43You'll see, you'll see.

00:21:47What a shame!

00:21:48We fell asleep in the butcher shop.

00:21:51Last night, since I couldn't sleep, I watched the movie To Kill a Mockingbird.

00:21:55But no birds came out.

00:21:57But why did they give it that title?

00:21:58Would they kill him in the trailer?

00:22:00Relax.

00:22:01That bird is going to have the shortest musical career

00:22:05than those from the latest edition of Operación Triunfo.

00:22:07Look, lethal injection, inust mother, collipia crystals, leaves no trace.

00:22:12Do you want to kill him?

00:22:13No, if we throw Joselito in the water, he'll fall asleep.

00:22:18Then we released him into the mountains.

00:22:20Ah, well, that's true.

00:22:22But we'll have to go into the house of the chuca.

00:22:24And when has that ever been a problem?

00:22:27Now that was the life, kid.

00:22:28Careers are too short, they should last 10 years.

00:22:31Well, now it's nothing to write home about either.

00:22:33What are you talking about, man? This is better than the video store.

00:22:35Here the aunts are real.

00:22:36You don't have to look at the covers.

00:22:38And why did you bring your backpack?

00:22:39Hello.

00:22:40Hostio, to disguise it.

00:22:42We have to look like students, right?

00:22:43But you're not going to class, it's too obvious.

00:22:45No way. I'd rather stay outside and you can tell me about it later.

00:22:47It's okay, we'll sit in the back.

00:22:49Hey, what's up?

00:22:51Are you going there?

00:22:54You'll see the swing I'm going to buy you.

00:22:56Two-seater.

00:22:57In case you ever get a girlfriend.

00:23:01Look how handsome he is.

00:23:05Today I didn't even have to turn on the company radio.

00:23:08What does it do to me?

00:23:10We have dampness on the bathroom ceiling.

00:23:12Ma'am, I didn't make up that I just put silicone everywhere.

00:23:15You're calling us liars.

00:23:17Come on, let's go see it.

00:23:18Let's go and see it, we've already seen it.

00:23:20We are looking for the origin.

00:23:22You must have left a tap running during menopause.

00:23:24Memory fails.

00:23:25I am not menopausal.

00:23:26I didn't want to admit it until last year.

00:23:28Talking about it helps a lot.

00:23:30That?

00:23:31Here's a drop.

00:23:32Ma'am, don't touch me.

00:23:33But what are you doing, herbs?

00:23:35Give it some air.

00:23:36Let's see if he catches a cold and doesn't sing.

00:23:38Man, he gets a crazy look on his face, but this is better.

00:23:42Oops!

00:23:43But you're going to kill him.

00:23:44No, the baby does want to.

00:23:46That's suicide.

00:23:49Fuck.

00:23:50But what's going on here?

00:23:51Further to the right, further to the right.

00:23:52No, you've gone too far.

00:23:53Pick some up.

00:23:53Stay still, you're making me nervous.

00:23:56But you don't know.

00:23:57Have you never fished for ducks at the fair?

00:23:58But what are you doing?

00:24:00Doña Marisa, open the cage for the bird so it can leave, because Belén is very clumsy.

00:24:04Yes, yes, yes, I've got it.

00:24:06Okay, you're a smart aleck.

00:24:07Leave me alone, leave me alone.

00:24:08No, let me have the fishing rod.

00:24:10No, let me have the fishing rod!

00:24:11The water's going to fall!

00:24:12No, let me have the fishing rod!

00:24:14No, let me have the fishing rod!

00:24:14But what are you doing?

00:24:17Nothing, this countertop is granite, right?

00:24:21No, let me have the fishing rod!

00:24:23I need to do some renovations.

00:24:24No, jealousy!

00:24:27Oh, what a mess!

00:24:29Hey, my blouse!

00:24:30I'm so pissed!

00:24:31Look, they've taken the bait!

00:24:33Look, the waste is thrown into the river, just like the factories do.

00:24:36And don't you eat the plants, damn it.

00:24:42This is Zilman's two-factor model of emotion.

00:24:45The great thing about studying to be a teacher is that you can then help future generations.

00:24:49to find a better world.

00:24:51Why did you choose this career?

00:24:53Why didn't you give me the note to do something else?

00:24:55Me neither.

00:24:55The motor response.

00:24:57Let's see, please, those in the back.

00:24:59What is that important thing you are discussing?

00:25:01Perhaps the rest of us can contribute something.

00:25:03It's just that you can't get it.

00:25:05Nothing, we were here with our colleagues evaluating a concept from their presentation.

00:25:09Which?

00:25:10One.

00:25:11But basically, we totally agree with you.

00:25:14I don't recall seeing you guys around class much.

00:25:16We've been a bit hooked on mus in the cafeteria, but we're starting to quit.

00:25:21And what are you doing here?

00:25:22I am a child prodigy.

00:25:26Astira que en viva, no!

00:25:28Astira que en viva!

00:25:29He has escaped.

00:25:30Herbs, it was you.

00:25:31First you threw my sister-in-law away, and now Joselito.

00:25:34No, it's not like that.

00:25:35Emile tried to catch him with the fishing rod.

00:25:38And they have tried to poison him.

00:25:41We wanted to put him to sleep and take him to the mountains.

00:25:43That cage was very badly placed there.

00:25:45Tragedy was imminent.

00:25:46Nieves, that bird is better off free.

00:25:48Well, the tone of his singing was very much like a protest song.

00:25:52No, it's not better off in the wild because it's a domesticated species.

00:25:55If you let it go, it won't last two days.

00:25:58I mean, maybe a cat will eat him or he'll get run over by a car.

00:26:00Well, Silvestre Apiolín made his life impossible, and he always survived.

00:26:03Birds also have their resources.

00:26:05Murderers!

00:26:05I'll save this one for you.

00:26:07I'm going to report you all.

00:26:10Whatever you want.

00:26:12But tonight we slept peacefully.

00:26:14Well, who's going to pay for this gonsai for me?

00:26:16Maybe he'll slip and drown in a fountain.

00:26:19Or it could crash into a window.

00:26:22Some are very clean.

00:26:23It's happened to me.

00:26:25I believe it.

00:26:29They kicked us out, man.

00:26:30Now it turns out they have security.

00:26:32But how could you even think of sneaking into a class?

00:26:34You didn't say you were my friends, did you?

00:26:35Damn, dude, that university thing is a real bummer, huh?

00:26:37It's the same as school.

00:26:38Five hours sitting there taking notes like a madman.

00:26:41Of course, what did you think?

00:26:42So, when I turn 18 I'm going to have to spend another five years like this.

00:26:46Come on, man, I'm not studying anymore, not a chance.

00:26:47This is a time.

00:26:48Do you see it?

00:26:49You've already depressed my child.

00:26:51So, that...

00:26:52Well, we tried.

00:26:54The important thing is not to lose hope.

00:26:56The truth is that Emilio has good taste.

00:26:57Arantxa is the prettiest girl in the whole faculty.

00:26:59Well, that way we have it handy.

00:27:01You just have to wait for a moment when Dad Emilio isn't paying attention.

00:27:03Emilio!

00:27:05Emilio!

00:27:06Dude, Lucia called me, I'm starting this afternoon.

00:27:09Thank you very much, uncle.

00:27:10You're awesome.

00:27:11You're welcome, I'll copy the exams for you.

00:27:13Okay, I'll tell you how it went later.

00:27:15Yeah.

00:27:15Hello.

00:27:16Hello.

00:27:17Have you heard?

00:27:18She's going to work at Lucia's restaurant.

00:27:21Well, I've been told the food is good.

00:27:22Hey, Pablo.

00:27:24But what are you doing here?

00:27:25You weren't in Poland looking for your father.

00:27:27No way?

00:27:27I've lost it in Poland.

00:27:28I've been in Paris for a week.

00:27:29This is Monique.

00:27:30Hello.

00:27:31Bonjour.

00:27:32But where did you get the money?

00:27:33My mom feels guilty and is depositing money into my account.

00:27:35Advantages of being an illegitimate child.

00:27:37Bring me some summer clothes, we're going to Fuerteventura.

00:27:39You don't know the Canary Islands, do you, Monchegui?

00:27:41We'll be waiting for you there for a drink.

00:27:43What a bastard!

00:27:44What a bastard!

00:27:45What a bastard!

00:27:46Of course, you can definitely catch it abroad.

00:27:49I'm telling you.

00:27:49Neither Magellan, nor Columbus, nor anyone else.

00:27:51The only pioneer this country has ever had was Alfredo Landa.

00:27:54How did he dominate the Swedish women?

00:27:55And with the German women!

00:28:02Ladies, welcome to the spy's home.

00:28:04Next, I will explain what our services are.

00:28:07We have all kinds of devices designed for your safety.

00:28:10Transmitters, microphones, multiband, multicamera, miniature cameras,

00:28:12frequency jammers, codebreakers, spy glasses,

00:28:14scanners, walkie-talkies, GPS, we hide cameras in all kinds of objects,

00:28:17telephones, mobile phones, buttons, pens, peepholes, cigarette packs,

00:28:19pet collars.

00:28:20We are constantly being watched by the government, businesses,

00:28:22supermarkets, public transport, and secret services around the world.

00:28:24CSI, CIA, FBI, KGB, MI6, Mossad, they're all watching us.

00:28:26I repeat, everyone is watching us.

00:28:28Any questions?

00:28:30Glad to hear it.

00:28:34Do you see this?

00:28:37It's a camera.

00:28:39And this?

00:28:41A microphone.

00:28:42And is this another camera?

00:28:43That's my food, ma'am.

00:28:46But it could be.

00:28:48We're looking for something simpler.

00:28:51To gossip a little about the neighbor without breaking the constitution.

00:28:54And do you have any missing bird detectors?

00:28:56No.

00:28:57I need three basic characteristics of the subject to be investigated.

00:28:59He's a journalist, gay, and expecting a child.

00:29:02Look at this.

00:29:03Perfect.

00:29:04Teddy bear.

00:29:05One, high-resolution color camera.

00:29:06Two, omnidirectional microphone.

00:29:07Three, biofrequency emission.

00:29:08Four, battery life.

00:29:13What do we do?

00:29:14We'll take it.

00:29:15You won't regret it.

00:29:17I'm going to put it in a bag.

00:29:19I've never been so excited to give a gift.

00:29:22We can't give it to him.

00:29:23If we have to go to work at the restaurant.

00:29:25I don't.

00:29:25I've taken sick leave.

00:29:27I am self-employed.

00:29:28I go when I want.

00:29:29I am the cook.

00:29:30I can't miss it.

00:29:31I'm going to miss it.

00:29:31Ah, I can feel it.

00:29:35But how can she not want to continue studying?

00:29:36So that?

00:29:37If he doesn't come to university.

00:29:38Other.

00:29:39See? I was right.

00:29:40José Miguel, the Cuesta family doesn't leave their academic record unfinished.

00:29:43You're going back to school on Monday.

00:29:45And let this be the last time you think of forging a receipt.

00:29:47I'm not going to continue studying, Dad.

00:29:49I'm going to ask Lucía to work at the restaurant.

00:29:51Don't talk nonsense.

00:29:51How can you start working at 12 years old?

00:29:53But you know how to do something.

00:29:55List, go to university before you.

00:29:57See?

00:29:57Are you listening to him?

00:29:58A poor canary who hadn't done any harm to anyone.

00:30:01I haven't seen so much evil since Falcon Cres.

00:30:04Forget about the bird.

00:30:05This is more important.

00:30:05Suddenly my son lets go of me...

00:30:07Damn, the director's bird.

00:30:09I had already forgotten.

00:30:10He's going to fire me.

00:30:11Juan, don't worry.

00:30:12If these birds hardly fly, he won't go very far.

00:30:15Have the child draw a composite sketch and we'll put it up around the neighborhood.

00:30:18At 48 years old and on the street.

00:30:20I'm a natural fit for computer academies and distance learning English courses.

00:30:24Dad, if I find Joselito, will you let me go out this weekend without a curfew?

00:30:27Whatever you want.

00:30:28Well, turn around then.

00:30:32Oh, my child!

00:30:33He's back home, how clever of him.

00:30:35Run, Juan, close the window, close it.

00:30:38Well, one less problem.

00:30:40Let's see what I do now with José Miguel.

00:30:42Just leave him alone.

00:30:43If the dick gives him a job, let him work.

00:30:45That's how he'll realize how hard life is.

00:30:47He's very badly behaved.

00:30:48You'll see that he'll soon want to go back to studying.

00:30:50Dad, I'll take you up on that.

00:30:52Tonight is timeless.

00:30:53Natalia, don't manipulate things, okay?

00:30:56Why do we have children?

00:30:57Are you asking me?

00:30:59Go on, pick up the bird and put it in the cage.

00:31:02Catch the bird.

00:31:04Look for it now.

00:31:07Look, the air conditioning blades that are everywhere could kill him.

00:31:11Focus, Vicenta.

00:31:12If you sauté the onion first, it tastes better later.

00:31:15Go ahead, cut the zucchini into smaller pieces.

00:31:18But we can't hire José Miguel.

00:31:20This is child exploitation.

00:31:21That's the advantage.

00:31:22That he shouldn't be hired.

00:31:24Besides, Vicenta needs a kitchen helper, doesn't she?

00:31:25And who's going to go into a kitchen and look around?

00:31:27Number 7 wants the check.

00:31:28Number 12: a crema catalana and a turrón ice cream.

00:31:31Are you ready?

00:31:31A entrecoquechón from the 3rd?

00:31:32Yes, this is it.

00:31:33Thanks, I'll take it.

00:31:34Carlos, the account number 7.

00:31:35I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:31:36This girl is a machine.

00:31:37Yeah, but leave her alone, okay?

00:31:39It has to last.

00:31:40You focus on what you need to focus on.

00:31:42Oh!

00:31:42But not this, no, Carlos.

00:31:44Hey, don't provoke me.

00:31:46Hey Lucia, could you give me an advance?

00:31:48I have a lot of expenses.

00:31:49Of course, man.

00:31:51What am I doing here, huh?

00:31:52Why am I here?

00:31:53Yes, yes.

00:31:54To make everyone happy.

00:31:55How much do you want?

00:31:56The truth is that he's dedicated to the series.

00:31:58I've done everything for him, you know?

00:32:00But look at her, she's going like a motorbike.

00:32:03She takes ginseng or something.

00:32:05I don't know, it's very clear what the girl wants.

00:32:07How are you? I'm busy with my boyfriend, and I'm busy with work.

00:32:09Well, both for you, but I'm not at ease.

00:32:11Damn, those are some prices.

00:32:13Do you order pasta?

00:32:14If I told you it was awful, I'd be exaggerating.

00:32:17Hello good.

00:32:18Do you already know what you're going to have?

00:32:19Well yes.

00:32:21Are you going to bring us a bottle of still mineral water?

00:32:24and bread and butter for everyone.

00:32:25Okay.

00:32:26For now, if we're still hungry, we'll ask you for more.

00:32:29Hey Roberto, you've finally deigned to visit us, huh?

00:32:33To what is so much honor owed?

00:32:34Well, I had a gap in my schedule and I said

00:32:36Let's see how well Lucía serves us food at her restaurant.

00:32:39This is really nice, isn't it?

00:32:40Thank you so much.

00:32:41Well then, you're all invited to whatever you asked for.

00:32:44Come on, don't mess with me.

00:32:46Water and bread with butter, which I took advantage of.

00:32:49Thank you.

00:32:50Did you come here to eat or to flirt with the waitress?

00:32:53A little bit of everything.

00:32:54Girls, number four finished second.

00:32:57We need to get this over with, and fast.

00:32:59What if we tell Carlos to attack him?

00:33:01Is she crazy about him?

00:33:02But that's very cruel, isn't it?

00:33:04Yeah.

00:33:05But it's an emergency.

00:33:06The idea is for him to get out of there as fast as possible.

00:33:07What can you learn from this chat?

00:33:08Come on.

00:33:09Hey Carlos, the new girl asked about you.

00:33:12Oh, really?

00:33:13Yes, asking if you had a girlfriend and all that.

00:33:15Are you dating anyone?

00:33:17No, not right now.

00:33:18The truth is that I had already noticed something.

00:33:20But I didn't want to intimidate her.

00:33:21After all, I'm their boss.

00:33:22Well, what about yours?

00:33:24Intimidate, intimidate, nothing will happen.

00:33:25Okay.

00:33:26Arantxa, have they asked you for any other accounts?

00:33:29Damn, I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor thing.

00:33:32H7.

00:33:35Water.

00:33:36It can't be, it's impossible.

00:33:38Where the hell is your aircraft carrier?

00:33:39Let me see.

00:33:39Look, he's not a cheater.

00:33:41Are you waiting for someone?

00:33:42What am I going to wait for?

00:33:47They're the ones across the street.

00:33:48I'm going to the bedroom.

00:33:50Mauri?

00:33:50Yeah.

00:33:53Hi how are things?

00:33:54How's life treating you?

00:33:55So far, so good.

00:33:56And how are you all doing?

00:33:57We've brought you this little gift for the child.

00:33:59But there are still three months until it's due.

00:34:01We won bingo yesterday and we said, we'll get it over with.

00:34:05The best thing to do is put it in the living room, on a high shelf, with nothing in front of it.

00:34:09Thank you so much, I wasn't expecting this gesture from you.

00:34:12That?

00:34:13Are you alone?

00:34:14Yes, why?

00:34:15Like Lucia's brother and you.

00:34:17You've become such good friends just from saying hello to him.

00:34:20Bye bye.

00:34:23What do they mean by saying we've become such good friends?

00:34:25Those ladies know everything.

00:34:27They're out there, I made them.

00:34:28I don't know, but when they give away something bad.

00:34:30Well, I'm leaving before they see me.

00:34:32Come on, as soon as it gets dark, I'm jumping off the balcony.

00:34:34But how can you leave now, just when we were starting to have a good time?

00:34:36Mauri, I'm risking my marriage.

00:34:38And what about our relationship?

00:34:39Why can't I hear anything?

00:34:41Concha, you plugged it in wrong.

00:34:42Turn up the volume.

00:34:43Yes, it's at full capacity.

00:34:45But what kind of neighbors do you have?

00:34:47Those people are scary, they're from the gossipy jihad.

00:34:49I told you we should go on a trip somewhere.

00:34:50Did I tell you or didn't I tell you?

00:34:52Damn, I'm so dizzy.

00:34:54It feels like a trip on an Inserso bus.

00:34:56But leave the stuffed animal somewhere.

00:34:59What does it matter what those ladies imagine?

00:35:00They have no proof, they don't even know your wife.

00:35:03Yes, they know her.

00:35:03They saw her at the restaurant's opening.

00:35:05Well, look, if you want to leave, go ahead.

00:35:07But really, Diego, I don't understand you.

00:35:17Did you take anything?

00:35:18Because I haven't understood anything.

00:35:20We spent 600 euros to see a rabbit's ass.

00:35:24Oh, damn it, yes.

00:35:33Well, thanks for bringing me.

00:35:35But it wasn't necessary.

00:35:36Mainly because the restaurant is 50 meters away.

00:35:39Well, but I imagined you'd be tired after so much work.

00:35:42Okay, see you tomorrow.

00:35:44By the way, I don't have a girlfriend.

00:35:46Oh, well, I'm sorry.

00:35:48No, as Alicia and Belén had told me, you had asked about me.

00:35:51Oh, really?

00:35:51Well, I shouldn't reveal my sources, but...

00:35:54Come on, Arantxa, if you feel something for me...

00:35:57I don't want you to suffer.

00:35:58I know I sometimes seem a little unapproachable, but I am at your complete disposal.

00:36:02Okay, if you like, we can meet tomorrow.

00:36:04Clear.

00:36:05Okay, see you tomorrow then.

00:36:07See if you can close it gently.

00:36:10Is...

00:36:11It's perfect.

00:36:15Its plumage is already getting shiny.

00:36:17I think it's the kind of TV he likes.

00:36:19Where could José Miguel be?

00:36:20Let's see if something has happened to him.

00:36:22Yes, he went out for drinks with his work colleagues.

00:36:24He'll be exhausted.

00:36:25He must have fallen asleep at a table.

00:36:27Tomorrow he's going to beg us on his knees to go back to school.

00:36:30Hey, my first paycheck!

00:36:32And in cash, not like you, who have to pay taxes.

00:36:34Have some drinks, in case you haven't had dinner.

00:36:36You give this money to your father to manage for you.

00:36:39Sure, sure.

00:36:40Hey, Dad, if you become unemployed, I can support the family.

00:36:44José Miguel, you are not of working age.

00:36:45You are not part of the active population of this country.

00:36:48I absolutely forbid you from ever working at that restaurant again.

00:36:51Dad, don't talk to me about work outside of working hours, seriously.

00:36:54Let me disconnect.

00:36:55This has put my games on hold.

00:36:56See?

00:36:57I won't have to cry to the Three Wise Men anymore.

00:36:59He looks very unhappy.

00:37:00That kid can't keep working, man.

00:37:02It's an abomination.

00:37:02Don't worry, Juan, I'll sort this out with a phone call.

00:37:05And while we're at it, we'll shut down that snob's business, which is making many neighbors happy.

00:37:10And he still hasn't formally invited us to dinner.

00:37:12That's it.

00:37:12Let's see what kind of cooking this is.

00:37:16I can't stop thinking about poor Joselito.

00:37:18They might suffocate in a traffic jam.

00:37:20These are very bad times.

00:37:22Vicenta, please.

00:37:23It's like you dropped me in the middle of the Amazon.

00:37:25Well, the crocodiles would commit suicide.

00:37:27Will you shut up already?

00:37:28I'm going to have nightmares about the bird.

00:37:33See?

00:37:34I'm listening to it and I'm not asleep.

00:37:38Joselito!

00:37:39But where is it?

00:37:40I don't see it.

00:37:41He might be dead and his spirit is coming for us.

00:37:44It's right there next to the sink.

00:37:46But it wasn't the cats who had seven lives.

00:37:49It might be a mutation, like the ultragenic birdseed already exists.

00:37:52I was given a leaflet about that.

00:37:54But I didn't understand anything.

00:37:55Isabel, throw a clothespin at him, see if you can hit him.

00:37:57Oh, I can't kill animals.

00:37:59What do you mean, no?

00:38:00And what about Paloma?

00:38:01And so on.

00:38:01That's like what happened with Kennedy.

00:38:03We will never know the truth.

00:38:04Well, we'll have to do something, won't we?

00:38:06Emergency meeting at Mauri's house.

00:38:08No, not in my house.

00:38:09If they want to hold a meeting, they win theirs.

00:38:11The thing is, we don't have anyone hidden away.

00:38:12Me neither.

00:38:13Yes, yes.

00:38:20Look, I'd always wanted to be at a slumber party.

00:38:23Isabel is not funny.

00:38:26I know.

00:38:26I'm really sleepy.

00:38:28And why did you call me?

00:38:29I was already asleep.

00:38:31Here we are supportive.

00:38:32Either we all sleep, or nobody sleeps.

00:38:35We all have the right to a decent night's sleep.

00:38:37The Constitution says so somewhere.

00:38:39It's been two sleepless nights already.

00:38:41But look at those dark circles under her eyes.

00:38:42Maybe Mauri's are for another reason.

00:38:44Ma'am, will you leave me alone?

00:38:46Come on, a little bit of please.

00:38:47Let's let the president speak.

00:38:50Oh no, it's not there.

00:38:52We have to get rid of that bird without them suspecting us.

00:38:55That's complicated.

00:38:56That little animal also has the right to live.

00:38:59If you don't like it, tough luck.

00:39:00What are you going to do?

00:39:01For kidnapping him.

00:39:03It's true, a kidnapping.

00:39:05It's perfect.

00:39:06No, no, no, no.

00:39:07It's a mistake.

00:39:07I said it without thinking.

00:39:08That's why you were right.

00:39:09Of course Emilio should give us the keys.

00:39:11We went in and took Joselito with us.

00:39:13Be careful, Mr. Juan's keys are sacred, okay?

00:39:15And also, if we steal them from their house,

00:39:17Doña Neva is going to suspect us.

00:39:18It would be quite a coincidence if she were robbed on the street.

00:39:23Sure, a cage pull.

00:39:24Is it a good idea?

00:39:26Of course, my sister is a genius.

00:39:28No, that plan won't work.

00:39:29You want to kill him.

00:39:31Joselito is suffering.

00:39:32Can't you see you're behind bars?

00:39:33If he could, he would hang himself with the swing rope.

00:39:35Here's the plan.

00:39:36When Nieves goes out into the street with the bird,

00:39:38one of us covers his face and steals it.

00:39:40Be careful, robbing a shady woman can be dangerous, eh?

00:39:42Let's see who's going to do it.

00:39:43You, you, you.

00:39:44The bird isn't that bothersome either.

00:39:45It gives the patio a Caribbean touch.

00:39:47Well, now that we've found the heifer,

00:39:49I'm going to sleep.

00:39:50So, what are you doing?

00:39:51Hey, just a minor detail.

00:39:52Come on, Joselito isn't a poodle.

00:39:54There's no need to take him for a walk.

00:39:55How are you going to get Nieves to take it out of the house?

00:39:57Bea is not a veterinarian.

00:39:58Yeah.

00:39:59That bird looks unwell to me.

00:40:06Well, Marisa, aren't you coming to work again?

00:40:08Yes, I haven't slept at all.

00:40:09I am very weak.

00:40:11I don't even feel like smoking.

00:40:12I'm warning you, I already have a new waitress, okay?

00:40:14Well, when I get back you'll do it and that's it.

00:40:16Okay.

00:40:18Bye bye.

00:40:19But hey Mariano, what are you doing here?

00:40:21So here I am, having breakfast and enjoying the catwalk.

00:40:24Hey, this girl has some cute things, huh?

00:40:26Look, this shirt looks great with the skirt.

00:40:28Man, it's not good clothing because you drink.

00:40:30But the big-eyed king has a point, doesn't he?

00:40:32This one's too big for me.

00:40:33Look, she's wearing a cap.

00:40:34Hey, are you trying on Arancha's clothes?

00:40:37You are pathetic.

00:40:38It's okay, he's in class.

00:40:39Look.

00:40:40This jacket looks great on you.

00:40:42Well, look, look.

00:40:42Okay, so what's it like?

00:40:46How are you?

00:40:47Is there anything you like?

00:40:48Because he quickly set up a flea market.

00:40:49No, I was going to do a load of laundry and I was checking to see if I had any dirty clothes.

00:40:54Weren't you supposed to be at university?

00:40:55Yes, but I've arranged to go for a walk with Carlos.

00:40:58He's an amazing guy.

00:41:00Intelligent, handsome, sensitive, with a sense of humor.

00:41:02And on top of that, he's got money.

00:41:03Do you like it?

00:41:04Yes, I like it.

00:41:06I believe...

00:41:06I think I've found the man of my life.

00:41:08I'm warning you, he's a jerk, okay?

00:41:10Alicia and I were also flirted with.

00:41:11Well, maybe that's why he liked it so much.

00:41:14Well, take care of it.

00:41:15See you later.

00:41:16See you later.

00:41:17Hey, it seems that the saying "there's always someone for everyone" is true after all.

00:41:21Awesome!

00:41:21Now, on top of everything, he's happy.

00:41:22We're not going to get rid of this one in our lives.

00:41:24But how could I imagine that someone could hang themselves over Carlos?

00:41:27If I knew, I wouldn't say anything.

00:41:28But hey, what's going on?

00:41:29Did you organize it yourselves?

00:41:30Well, you deserve it for being bad people.

00:41:33Well, she's not going to get away with it, huh?

00:41:34I'll steal her boyfriend.

00:41:35Well, you don't like Carlos.

00:41:37Okay, but I'm sacrificing myself for you only for you to call me selfish later.

00:41:40Damn, you learn so much by listening to women.

00:41:43Tell him the bird is in very bad shape, on the verge of death.

00:41:46But it's absurd, he won't believe it.

00:41:48Yes, you'll see, and people still trust doctors.

00:41:50I am a veterinarian.

00:41:51It's the same thing, you wear a white coat.

00:41:53And if you don't get enough rest, your child will grow up to be smaller.

00:41:58Come on, come on.

00:42:00What are you going to do with the bird later?

00:42:01It should be returned to its natural habitat, the Caribbean.

00:42:04Then I'll take it.

00:42:07What do you want?

00:42:08Sorry to bother you.

00:42:09I heard your bird.

00:42:10And you keep complaining, sue me.

00:42:12It's all the same to me.

00:42:13No, it's just that I'm a veterinarian and I've noticed her singing is a little choppy.

00:42:17Furthermore, the flapping is hesitant.

00:42:19As if the upper tail coverts were stiff.

00:42:22It could be the beginning of arthritis.

00:42:24I bought him a swing and he doesn't enjoy it.

00:42:27He gets tired quickly and falls.

00:42:28That's because all finch passerines are very sensitive to temperature changes.

00:42:32And since it's gotten cooler these days, well...

00:42:34And what, should I give him a Clamoxyl?

00:42:35Oh, no.

00:42:35It's best if you bring him to the clinic so I can give him a complete check-up.

00:42:38But you'll give me a neighbor's discount, right?

00:42:40Yes of course.

00:42:41Free.

00:42:43Bring it to the two I have in the slot.

00:42:44Oh, my Joselito.

00:42:45How great!

00:42:46He's sick and he's not complaining.

00:42:55She's really good.

00:42:56No matter how much I look at it, I can't find any flaws.

00:42:58I think we should start thinking about talking to her.

00:43:00Yeah.

00:43:01Flirting without speaking is only within the reach of a few.

00:43:02Not a scholarship or any other loose money.

00:43:04One attempt each.

00:43:05Whoever messes up gets to take their turn.

00:43:06I'll start.

00:43:06Because?

00:43:06That's their raffle.

00:43:07Hey guys!

00:43:08The usual menu?

00:43:09Water with hardly any bread and butter?

00:43:11No.

00:43:12You're not going to bring any olives today either.

00:43:14Oh, that's not going to be much.

00:43:15Arantxa, I was thinking that maybe when you finish...

00:43:18We love each other.

00:43:18Just keep doing your job.

00:43:19I'll take care of it.

00:43:21I regret to inform our customers that Arantxa is not on the menu.

00:43:25If you need anything else, we'd be happy to hear from you.

00:43:27Are you dating her?

00:43:28That's how it is.

00:43:30A shot of anise liqueur to celebrate.

00:43:31Invite him to the house.

00:43:35So, according to sexologists, masturbation is good.

00:43:38Yes, yes, it's been proven.

00:43:40My God, of my life and of my heart.

00:43:43Ah, Lucia, I'm so happy.

00:43:46You've done more for my self-esteem than seven years of therapy.

00:43:49This restaurant is the best investment of my entire life.

00:43:51But we're losing money.

00:43:53So what?

00:43:54Money doesn't buy happiness, although it makes it incredibly easy.

00:43:56You seem very stressed.

00:43:58Go on, go home, take the day off.

00:43:59Come on.

00:44:00Sure?

00:44:00Yes, I'll take care of it.

00:44:01Yeah.

00:44:01Come on.

00:44:03You go home, relax, and take a bath with bath salts.

00:44:06Does it ever happen to you that the day we were in the jacuzzi at my parents' house, we put the mirror in front of us and with your skin, with

00:44:14the foam and the oils that began to soften.

00:44:19Please go away.

00:44:20Yes, I'd better go.

00:44:26Don't overcomplicate things, just take out this knife.

00:44:29He gives you everything he has, you grab the bird and run away.

00:44:32But a knife isn't necessary either, I don't know, I already command respect.

00:44:34Is Correbita coming around the corner?

00:44:36Okay, so what do I say to her?

00:44:37Nieves, raise your hand, give me that bird.

00:44:38No, Nieves, no.

00:44:40You're not supposed to know her.

00:44:41And you, change your voice.

00:44:43Yes, you're being attacked because I'm Maricarmen and I'm a doll.

00:44:45Since we're going to take Joselito away, I could keep him.

00:44:48If we dissect it first, there's no problem.

00:44:50And you didn't have to go to work.

00:44:52No, I've become self-employed too.

00:44:55Okay, what should I say?

00:44:56Give me everything.

00:44:58No, no, no, that sounds too pornographic.

00:44:59Don't shout, do what I tell you and nobody will leave or go away.

00:45:03No, it's too long.

00:45:04Hey you, give me the money.

00:45:05Holy shit, that's a good one.

00:45:06Give me the money, damn it.

00:45:08But since I'm going to give it to you, if I'm one of you, it's on my street.

00:45:11Ah, that's more like it, you see, whatever you want, by being nice.

00:45:14Emilio, what are you doing here?

00:45:16This nobody isn't robbing you.

00:45:18Come on, lady, let's see, you too, I'll rip your bag open.

00:45:20That's less good.

00:45:21I'm going to give you a piece of shit.

00:45:24Move, move.

00:45:24No, no, no, no, wait a little while.

00:45:27Damn, I can't see, I can't see.

00:45:28No, no, no, I'm telling you, it's making you lukewarm.

00:45:30Ah, what a shock.

00:45:30Come here, come here.

00:45:32And the truth is, you can no longer walk peacefully down the street.

00:45:35Go on, go on, go on.

00:45:36This way, this way, go for it.

00:45:37Keep it there.

00:45:38But go ahead, go ahead.

00:45:39Don't worry, that's it, go on.

00:45:41Take that, you bastard.

00:45:44José Miguel, where is Vicenta?

00:45:46Leave her, I'm better off alone.

00:45:47She hasn't let me investigate.

00:45:49Me neither.

00:45:49Stick to the menu.

00:45:50Hey man, people want new flavors.

00:45:53Can we talk for a moment?

00:45:54No, no, Alicia, there are no salary increases.

00:45:56The business is just starting out and now it can't be done...

00:45:57But everything can be discussed.

00:46:02I'm like a shoemaker, I'm open to dialogue.

00:46:05Oh, I've been wanting to do this for months.

00:46:07And now that you're my boss, it's kind of exciting.

00:46:09That's great.

00:46:10A little morbid curiosity is never a bad thing.

00:46:12Hey, please, we're working.

00:46:13You do you.

00:46:16The problem is that now Arantxa has fallen in love with me.

00:46:19Ah, well I don't plan on sharing you with anyone.

00:46:21It's either her or me.

00:46:22Ugh, I need to think this through very carefully.

00:46:25Look, the thing is, I'm looking for a relationship with a future.

00:46:27She's 20, you're 30, and there's no difference.

00:46:29Yes, 10 years of experience in bed.

00:46:33I'm going to break up with her.

00:46:38Arantxa, I need to talk to you for a moment.

00:46:40Yeah.

00:46:42You see, I don't know how to tell you.

00:46:44What do I have to say to you?

00:46:45Well, try it, darling, this is heavy.

00:46:48Alicia has also fallen in love with me.

00:46:50She is a mature woman who fits into my future plans.

00:46:52And although it is very painful for me,

00:46:54It wouldn't be ethical to date both of them at the same time.

00:46:56No.

00:46:56Because you are very young

00:46:57And you're going to have many opportunities in life.

00:46:59I don't want this to bring you down

00:47:01And don't do something crazy, please.

00:47:03Oh no, no, no, don't you worry about me.

00:47:05I'm very happy for you, well, for both of us.

00:47:08I'm sure you'll be very happy together.

00:47:10You'll see.

00:47:13What a lovely girl, she's worth her weight in gold.

00:47:16How does one internalize pain?

00:47:23Bea!

00:47:25Bea!

00:47:26Soul!

00:47:27But what are you doing here?

00:47:28Didn't you have a dentists' congress?

00:47:30It's been so boring.

00:47:31No, it's just that I came back early.

00:47:32I've spoken to my assistant,

00:47:34who arrives home at eight in the morning

00:47:35And he told me that Diego didn't spend the night there.

00:47:38He hasn't slept at home for two days.

00:47:40And he told me yes.

00:47:41Why are you lying to me?

00:47:43Well, I don't know.

00:47:44Let's go to your house and talk.

00:47:45No, yes, yes, but let's go to the third one

00:47:48because I'm living with your sister-in-law.

00:47:49I had an argument with Mauri.

00:47:52All men cause problems.

00:47:53It certainly doesn't surprise me that there are more and more lesbians.

00:47:56Me neither.

00:48:00But how could Joselito have been robbed?

00:48:01Who was it?

00:48:02I'd forget about him already, wouldn't I?

00:48:03Those are organized gangs.

00:48:05They've probably already sold their organs.

00:48:06Of course, while I was getting jealous of one,

00:48:07The other one came from behind.

00:48:09And this idiot didn't see it.

00:48:10Mr. John, but the important thing is that your sister

00:48:11He saved my life and that's beautiful.

00:48:13Tell that to my boss, who's coming to pick up Joselito this afternoon.

00:48:16How to pick it up?

00:48:16But it's not his.

00:48:17No way!

00:48:17He was taking care of him.

00:48:19He's going to fire me.

00:48:20Or worse, he sends me to watch the dining room.

00:48:22You have no idea how good those kids are at throwing meatballs.

00:48:25Juan, don't give up.

00:48:26We struggled with the costs.

00:48:27And besides, a miracle can still happen, right?

00:48:29Well, I'm going home and I'll be praying as I go.

00:48:34Look, please, this is an emergency.

00:48:40Where is the canary?

00:48:41Let Mr. Juan give it to us, let his boss give it to us.

00:48:43We're going to screw him over.

00:48:44The ladies have it, they were going to take care of it.

00:48:46Oh, my!

00:48:47Let's go downstairs.

00:48:48What happens now?

00:48:52Lucia, we have a visitor.

00:48:54Diego hasn't been home for two days.

00:48:56Do you know anything?

00:48:57I?

00:48:57No, no, not me, no.

00:49:00Have you called the gym?

00:49:01He may have fallen asleep in the sauna.

00:49:02Or has it gotten lost in Ikea?

00:49:03Yeah.

00:49:04Or is he sleeping with someone else?

00:49:06No, no, no, no.

00:49:08My brother isn't like that, no, no, no.

00:49:10He is a one-woman man.

00:49:12That's true, yes.

00:49:13But you told me he slept with all your college friends.

00:49:16Well, yeah, but come on, that was another era.

00:49:18He is much more focused now.

00:49:19Come on, it was like marrying you and getting into it.

00:49:22I admit it, I'm very jealous.

00:49:24But Diego is so handsome that I constantly think someone might take him away from me.

00:49:29Oh no, no, no, no, no, Alba, I, I think you're very nervous, huh?

00:49:33I'm going to make you some chamomile tea.

00:49:34Oops!

00:49:34I don't have any linden tea, I don't have any linden tea.

00:49:36So anyway, I'm going to buy it and you guys can stay here and talk about girl stuff.

00:49:40of pregnant women.

00:49:40I'll be right back, goodbye.

00:49:47I vomited this morning.

00:49:48He's cheating on me with someone else.

00:49:52And my ankles have swollen a lot.

00:49:55Besides, I hardly have any pre-pregnancy panties, Mom.

00:49:59Mauri doesn't know where we're going to put the cuckoo yet.

00:50:01And I keep eating, I've eaten four kilos of dough, I don't touch anything, she scolded me.

00:50:06Oh, I feel terrible.

00:50:12Damn, on my day off.

00:50:17Where is Joselito?

00:50:18They probably didn't kill him.

00:50:19I haven't had time, Vicente has buried himself in Concha's bedroom.

00:50:22And I have a transistor inside me.

00:50:23I'm going to miss out on a part.

00:50:25As?

00:50:25The report says this lady lives in Cuéntame.

00:50:28Doña Vicente, my dear, open the door.

00:50:30I'm not going to let you kill Joselito.

00:50:32We're not going to hurt him, we're going to give it back to Juan.

00:50:35If the bug belongs to his boss, he's coming to get it this afternoon.

00:50:38Lie!

00:50:39So what do we do now?

00:50:40We need to dismantle her psychologically.

00:50:43Does anyone have a Gustamante album?

00:50:46He's going to sleep with her without knowing that his sister and mother will feel guilty.

00:50:49Because if he doesn't know, he'll kill himself before he can tell her.

00:50:51But didn't you say you didn't like discussing it in film?

00:50:53And I don't like it, ask for a point, okay?

00:50:55They're here to work.

00:50:57Mauri, it's Lucia.

00:50:58Relax, she's your sister.

00:50:59No, no, look closely, see if they know how to fake their voices.

00:51:03I need to talk to my brother urgently.

00:51:05Are you in? We're playing hide-and-seek.

00:51:07But hey, what are you doing there?

00:51:08He's obsessed with the idea that the ladies across the street are watching us.

00:51:10Oh, don't worry, don't worry about the neighbors.

00:51:13Right?

00:51:14Your wife is here.

00:51:15What are you saying?

00:51:16What are you saying?

00:51:16So, she's upstairs with Bea and she found out you didn't sleep at home.

00:51:19Dude, if you're going to cheat on her, do it right.

00:51:21Should I call her?

00:51:21Of course, I've told him everything.

00:51:22You're stupid!

00:51:23You son of a bitch of a maid!

00:51:25I shouldn't have listened to you, I should have left last night.

00:51:28You, keep her entertained, she'll say that you've lost a filling or something like that.

00:51:30No, no, Mauri, you said he didn't involve me and it happened...

00:51:38And you know something, right?

00:51:39Hey?

00:51:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:41I've come to ask him for the strip.

00:51:43And the little bag?

00:51:44Hey?

00:51:44Oh, silly girl, you left it inside!

00:51:46I'm going to look for her.

00:51:46No, no, leave it, look.

00:51:48I think it's best if I go home, wait for him there, and then when he arrives he can meet me.

00:51:51I explained it.

00:51:52Yes, yes, it's going to be the best.

00:51:54Yes, but you stay calm, okay?

00:51:55Alba, stay calm.

00:51:57Well.

00:51:59Well.

00:51:59No, look, I'd better stay here with you because it's going to fall out there on its own.

00:52:02the house above.

00:52:03Of course, of course, Alba, come in, come in, Alba, come in, come in.

00:52:06Would you like something to drink?

00:52:08A small glass of water, please.

00:52:10Sparkling water, still water, hot water, room temperature water, cold water, water with ice, water with lemon.

00:52:14I'm fine, fine.

00:52:16It's normal for me.

00:52:18I'll put them on a little more, you wretch.

00:52:20I'm sorry, sir, I don't realize.

00:52:22But you don't know that it is a living being, that feels and suffers.

00:52:25Now you stay there.

00:52:27No, no, listen, listen.

00:52:30Open up, please, it's an emergency.

00:52:32Open up.

00:52:32That's why I put them under the doctor's wing, so you can come along later and ruin them.

00:52:36Please, sir, open the door for me.

00:52:40Diego.

00:52:42Yeah.

00:52:44What are you doing there?

00:52:46I don't know.

00:52:48What am I doing here?

00:52:50Vicenta, we are telling you the truth.

00:52:53It's because you don't trust me.

00:52:54You told me you were going to leave your wife, and you're still with her.

00:52:56How can I trust him?

00:52:58This has no other port down the corridor.

00:52:59Did you tell him what?

00:53:01This lady doesn't...

00:53:02Look, I understand him.

00:53:03To make my sister shut up, you end up saying anything.

00:53:06Vicenta, one day you'll have to leave.

00:53:09You have nothing to eat.

00:53:11You are very wrong.

00:53:12I have cookies, cold cuts, sliced bread and coffee here to keep me awake.

00:53:16I called Greenpeace.

00:53:18I've been told they might send a helicopter.

00:53:19Because it's not right.

00:53:21It is unacceptable to treat animals this way.

00:53:23That's the kind of respect men have for each other.

00:53:26That's the reflection you get when you treat each other badly.

00:53:28I've got it now.

00:53:28So what do we do now?

00:53:29Should we leave it on the doormat and ring the doorbell like an abandoned child?

00:53:32Hey, can we ask for a ransom?

00:53:35Please, try to be nice people for once.

00:53:37What is Juan suffering from?

00:53:38The chunga is lined.

00:53:40Can we get a thousand euros out of him?

00:53:41Ah, then yes.

00:53:42We're going to hide it in the goal, which is the closest thing to a hideout.

00:53:46And don't you think all this is a little miserable?

00:53:48No way. This is like the 0.7. Wealth redistribution.

00:53:53And we haven't slept for two nights.

00:53:55It's not a ransom. It's compensation for damages.

00:53:58Well, if it's for charity, okay.

00:54:00But I would ask for 1,500 in case there's any bargaining.

00:54:03And now you're all silent, aren't you?

00:54:05You are guilty.

00:54:07Well, what can I say?

00:54:08Carlos told me to take care of you.

00:54:09Excuse me, but Arancha is helping us.

00:54:11And you can't change waitresses in the middle of a meal because it confuses the customer.

00:54:14Come on, seriously, where have you ever seen that?

00:54:16What's up? You like it, don't you?

00:54:17Well then, I'll take off my clothes and serve you wearing only an apron.

00:54:20Ah, well, that changes things.

00:54:21I want the complaint form.

00:54:23As?

00:54:23Bring me the complaint form right now?

00:54:25There goes the Virgin.

00:54:27And what are you going to complain about? That the waitress isn't attractive to you?

00:54:29Shut up, damn it, let's see if they invite us again today.

00:54:30Arancha.

00:54:31Arancha, aunt, I'm sorry, I've already found out about Carlos and Alicia.

00:54:34You must be exhausted.

00:54:35No, no, I should be thanking Alicia, she doesn't know what a favor she's done me.

00:54:39But you didn't say that Carlos was wonderful.

00:54:41No way?

00:54:42If you were already feeling overwhelmed, it's incredibly uncomfortable to be harassed by your own boss.

00:54:45Besides, I like a different kind of man, more... simpler.

00:54:50How can I make it easier?

00:54:51What do you mean?

00:54:54What does he hide so badly?

00:54:56I have ruined her, she has suffered the humiliation of her life.

00:54:58No, no, it was a trap, Carlos didn't like it.

00:55:01What do you mean, no?

00:55:01Alicia, I've already broken up with her. I'm all yours.

00:55:06He was the man of her life.

00:55:07I mean, I don't think it's going to be yours.

00:55:09Good afternoon, gentlemen. A small table for two?

00:55:11Uh, no, thank you very much. This is a workplace inspection.

00:55:15We have received a call warning us that you employ minors.

00:55:20Ah, very good.

00:55:21Uh, well, if you'll excuse me for a second.

00:55:28Let me see if I understand.

00:55:30You went out partying, you got drunk because you missed me so much,

00:55:34Instead of taking the car, you came to sleep at Lucia's house.

00:55:36But you fell, you hit your head on the railing

00:55:39And this morning you woke up in the amnesiac courtyard.

00:55:43Yes, some individual images are already coming to me.

00:55:45I don't believe a word of it, you bastard!

00:55:47Are you going to tell me right now what happened here?

00:55:53Yeah.

00:55:54Lucia, Lucia, come quickly, we have a work inspection.

00:55:57I'm coming, I'm coming.

00:56:00There's a problem at the restaurant, I have to leave.

00:56:02Look, it's the first time someone has told me something like that, and I'm happy.

00:56:04Diego, I can forgive you, but I can't stand one more lie.

00:56:08Okay, listen to me, Alba.

00:56:12There is another person.

00:56:13Oh my God!

00:56:14Here, drink some water.

00:56:15I don't want to drink water.

00:56:16Listen, I don't know how I could have done this to you, really.

00:56:18I don't understand what's happening to me, I haven't been able to...

00:56:19Look, this happens much more than you'd think.

00:56:22Who is she?

00:56:23Do I know her?

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:26It's Bea.

00:56:27What do you mean, is she Bea?

00:56:28Are you sleeping with his girlfriend?

00:56:29Diego, for God's sake, she's pregnant.

00:56:31And you're not saying anything?

00:56:32I've stayed to the side.

00:56:34But come on, I don't give a damn about anything, you know?

00:56:36I was here with her and Mauri showed up.

00:56:38I had just enough time to jump out the window into the yard so he wouldn't see me.

00:56:40She's a real sly fox, she takes me up to Lucia's house to throw me off my scent.

00:56:43No, wait a minute, don't go after Bea, because the only one to blame for all this is you.

00:56:46husband,

00:56:46who tells you he loves you and sleeps with someone else.

00:56:48Take me home.

00:56:50Mauri, I'm really sorry, I'm so sorry.

00:56:53Do your part, buddy.

00:56:54Get out of here, or I'll smash your face in.

00:56:55Dude, what are you on about?

00:56:56At least from evil.

00:56:57I think I can fix this.

00:57:01Wait a minute, I saw this, who's going to pay me for it?

00:57:04The pelín is available online, it's not here.

00:57:06Don't be cheeky, it's just a regular old geranium.

00:57:08Bring me a little gift, so he feels less lonely at night.

00:57:11Well, something taken out.

00:57:16Thankfully, Alba has gone home to wait for Diego.

00:57:18I convinced you by a hair, huh?

00:57:20What's the matter?

00:57:22Come here, I have to explain to you how bad you are.

00:57:28Trios, huh?

00:57:30Damn, you took your time.

00:57:31Why are you leaving?

00:57:31But you told me so.

00:57:32And why are you listening to me?

00:57:33Carlos, please don't get hysterical.

00:57:35Okay, where's the inspector?

00:57:36There are two of them, I've got them entertained, but not for much longer.

00:57:38Oh my God, will we have to take the child out of the kitchen?

00:57:41That?

00:57:42Put it in the refrigerator.

00:57:43But how am I going to put it in the refrigerator?

00:57:44It's just a moment.

00:57:45Okay, fine, you go ahead and tell us.

00:57:49As you will see, there are multiple ways to fold a napkin.

00:57:52It's a fascinating world.

00:57:54Could you please bring us the workers' contracts?

00:57:57We want to see the facilities.

00:57:59Of course.

00:58:00That suit looks great on him.

00:58:02What designer is it by?

00:58:03It's not a brand name.

00:58:04Ah, of course, that's the charm.

00:58:07But, but, but, but, but, José Miguel, for God's sake, do we have to pay for this?

00:58:10The framing has gotten out of hand.

00:58:12I can't tell what you're on about, kid, but if I'm the one who should be angry,

00:58:15that you've stolen my boyfriend.

00:58:16What do you want?

00:58:17Be quiet, we have an inspection.

00:58:18I don't work with this one here.

00:58:20And without me either, beautiful.

00:58:22Oh!

00:58:23Oh!

00:58:23Screw chicken with plums!

00:58:25Go on, bring it here!

00:58:26But, but, please, don't pick it up from the floor.

00:58:30Ah!

00:58:30Careful!

00:58:31Yes, one, because Barbie messes up my hair!

00:58:33What did you say?

00:58:34Alice, no!

00:58:35Alice!

00:58:36Hey!

00:58:37You're going to put it on!

00:58:39You're going to put it on!

00:58:40Lucia, Lucia.

00:58:42Yeah?

00:58:42The inspectors wanted to see the facilities.

00:58:45This is the kitchen.

00:58:47Welcome to Eat and Shut Up.

00:58:49They are rehearsing.

00:58:50Because at night we have a cafe-theater show.

00:58:53The child belongs here.

00:58:54Yes, he swallows dessert spoons.

00:58:56It's impressive.

00:58:57The trick is in the throat.

00:59:00Here it is live!

00:59:01No!

00:59:02Here it is live!

00:59:03Come on, cut out an R for me.

00:59:04This lady has peeled again.

00:59:06Did you see?

00:59:07She already looks like his daughter.

00:59:08Because she's his daughter.

00:59:10Well, it's a mess.

00:59:12Let's see if he has the surgery.

00:59:13Ladies, don't get distracted, we're in a hurry.

00:59:15Why do you have to mess with the bird in my house?

00:59:17If he starts singing, you'll get caught.

00:59:20What are you going to do?

00:59:20Children of crime like Grendly.

00:59:21He only curses at night.

00:59:22Not even that anymore.

00:59:23I think he's dead.

00:59:24What do you mean he's dead?

00:59:25It just can't be.

00:59:26I see him as very pale.

00:59:27It's cold.

00:59:27It must have been the stress, too many emotions.

00:59:30Let's see.

00:59:31He's not breathing.

00:59:32Time of death, 16.05.

00:59:35You'll be happy, won't you?

00:59:36Let's see what poor Juan is going to say to his boss now.

00:59:39What's happening?

00:59:40We're not asking for a ransom anymore?

00:59:41But how can we ask for a ransom if it's stiff?

00:59:43Calm.

00:59:44We have time to think.

00:59:45Juanito's boss wasn't coming until the afternoon.

00:59:49Excuse me, do you know which floor Juan Cuesta lives on?

00:59:51Yes, the second A, but I think it's out.

00:59:53Thank you.

00:59:57I tell him he's not there, he goes upstairs.

00:59:59This one has little oral compression.

01:00:00So what are we going to do now?

01:00:01Don't worry, we'll move on to plan B.

01:00:03And what's plan B?

01:00:04I don't know, but we have to come up with something quickly.

01:00:07And the bird?

01:00:09Here.

01:00:10In short, the only legal thing about this business is that they have a license.

01:00:13They're employing minors, retired people, nobody has a contract, they lack food handler's certificates...

01:00:19We have it hanging up at home.

01:00:22Small and medium-sized enterprises (SMEs) are in a very bad situation; we need help.

01:00:25You see, this is actually a secret European Union project, that's why you don't know anything about it.

01:00:32Yes, it's a pilot project, multigenerational integration through gastronomy.

01:00:36Well, for now we're going to start by closing this site and then we'll consult Brussels.

01:00:41Well, it's not that big of a deal, is it?

01:00:43Do you want a shot?

01:00:48Nothing, it's impossible.

01:00:50If you don't stay still, there's no way.

01:00:51But don't be picky, it's the same as the other one, he won't notice the difference.

01:00:54There will never be another like Joselito.

01:00:56Yes, she'll notice it, I had a craving for it in the tail.

01:00:58Gustavo pays close attention to detail; he was an art teacher.

01:01:03Man, Gustavo, what an honor.

01:01:04And how soon.

01:01:06My wife misses Joselito.

01:01:08She should have married him.

01:01:10Did he bother you a lot?

01:01:11No way, we didn't even know he was there, did we?

01:01:14But sit down, would you like a little coffee?

01:01:16No, no, thank you very much, I'm leaving.

01:01:17Juan, make sure you secure the cages properly so the birds don't get out into the yard.

01:01:21He was very upset by the accident and we gave him a sedative.

01:01:24And he's fallen fast asleep.

01:01:28This bird is dead.

01:01:29No, he's in REM sleep, deep sleep.

01:01:33No, this isn't the one for you.

01:01:34That one must belong to Lucia, my upstairs neighbor, who has one just like it.

01:01:37If we even considered breeding them, but they were both males, the probability was low.

01:01:41Well, since you already have one here, they're not so normal.

01:01:45Juan, what's going on here?

01:01:46Which one of the two is Joselito?

01:01:47Well, you guys will decide that, okay?

01:01:49They had more contact with him.

01:01:51In any case, we share your feelings.

01:01:53Don't run away, cowards.

01:01:55They stand up for your president.

01:01:57You are the ones who stole it from me.

01:02:00Juan, tell me the truth.

01:02:02Is this it?

01:02:04Yeah.

01:02:05This was it.

01:02:09Come on, sing now, sing, you bastard.

01:02:12You know the nights he's put me through.

01:02:15We get the idea.

01:02:15You can't imagine what a favor you've done me.

01:02:21Honey, I have some bad news to tell you.

01:02:25Joselito has died.

01:02:28The bitch is crying when my mother died, and she shed only one tear.

01:02:32Tell him we are very sorry.

01:02:34No, I don't know, I don't know.

01:02:36Juan will explain it to you now.

01:02:37He has died.

01:02:41Yes, I want to convey my deepest condolences to you.

01:02:44We are all devastated.

01:02:46I'm leaving.

01:02:47You can give me back my phone tomorrow.

01:02:49He was so happy singing on his new swing and suddenly...

01:02:54If you'd like, I can offer you one that I have that's very similar and that...

01:02:57And who just died right now too.

01:03:00In solidarity with his colleague.

01:03:02This has to be a virus.

01:03:03Yes, canary flu.

01:03:07Come on, turn on the TV.

01:03:08Maybe Maguri has moved the teddy bear and we can see something.

01:03:16Yes, he has moved it.

01:03:19Girls, welcome to the heart of Spain.

01:03:22But what's the little bear doing in the goal?

01:03:24I don't know, but in the end we'll get something out of it.

01:03:26We have Canal Mariano 24 hours a day.

01:03:29What is he doing now?

01:03:31She's going to get into bed.

01:03:32She is undressing.

01:03:34Marisa, turn that off right now.

01:03:36Damn, this is addictive.

01:03:38It's better than Big Brother.

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