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00:00:32Emilio, can we talk for a moment?
00:00:33No, we can't talk, I'm studying, don't distract me.
00:00:35Damn, what's wrong with you?
00:00:36Well, they scheduled my university exam for the same day as my wedding, that's what happens to me.
00:00:39I have the exam at 10, the ceremony at 12.
00:00:41It's not coming, I've already told you it's not coming.
00:00:44Dad, if I get there, shut up now.
00:00:45Ah, so you're getting married in the end.
00:00:46Of course, because I wasn't going to get married.
00:00:48I don't know, since you already wore Rocío's wedding dress with me.
00:00:52And come on, that's never happened.
00:00:54Yes, it has happened, yes, it has happened.
00:00:56And I feel terrible, I feel vile, miserable, and groveling.
00:00:59Of course, if that's what you are.
00:01:01And what about you?
00:01:01Because I remind you that under that skirt there were two of us.
00:01:05You're making a mountain out of a molehill, you just got worked up, that's all, it's the greenhouse effect, it's nothing serious.
00:01:10Yes, it happens, it does happen, because now Rocío has become a very good friend of ours and every time I see her I
00:01:14I'm dying of embarrassment.
00:01:15I don't dare look her in the face, please.
00:01:17Hello, Gordillo.
00:01:18Hello darling.
00:01:20Hi Rocío, how are you? Well, see you later.
00:01:22Hey, Alicia already called me. How come you didn't tell me anything?
00:01:26Well, because... of what?
00:01:28Don't pay too much attention to Alicia, she says all sorts of nonsense.
00:01:31Snap.
00:01:32About the bachelorette party you had organized for me tonight.
00:01:35He told me it was your idea.
00:01:36Ah, yes, the farewell, of course, yes.
00:01:39If I think of some things that...
00:01:42Well, that's it.
00:01:44Bye bye.
00:01:44Thank you.
00:01:46Hey, honey, you look unwell, what's wrong?
00:01:48You're studying too many hours.
00:01:50No, no, no, no, no, I just don't see myself doing this bachelorette party thing.
00:01:53Why would you go for a drink with her, if you're hardly even friends?
00:01:57It's a mailbox relationship.
00:01:58Are you jealous?
00:01:59If we're just going for a drink.
00:02:00What do you think is going to happen?
00:02:01Well, many things.
00:02:02Imagine all the weddings that have been ruined because of the bachelorette party.
00:02:05Why do you think the Vatican is against it?
00:02:07Emilio, the last thing I would ever do is cheat on you.
00:02:10And especially not right before the wedding.
00:02:11That's despicable.
00:02:13Well, each case would have to be studied very carefully.
00:02:16Honey, you have to have the same confidence in me that I have in you.
00:02:21I'm going to continue the round.
00:02:27Emilio, your thing is definitely the serial novel.
00:02:30Pamphlet up, pamphlet down.
00:02:33Dad, please, I'm having a really hard time.
00:02:35Bad? If you're with two, then how am I doing?
00:02:38But who's going to put up with you?
00:02:39Who's going to put up with you with that face and that...?
00:02:41Goodbye, baby!
00:02:43No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:46Not here, not here.
00:02:48Every day is like this.
00:02:50I couldn't imagine it when I came here.
00:02:52I was just looking for something bad.
00:02:55I wake up every day in the middle of a hurricane.
00:02:57No one can live here, here, here.
00:02:59Not here, not here.
00:03:02No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:04Not here, not here.
00:03:05The house above me is collapsing.
00:03:08I can't find the goalkeeper.
00:03:10The Retinos watch and listen to me.
00:03:13I can't stand it.
00:03:14In this place.
00:03:16I have a copal incense.
00:03:20A thunderclap, an earthquake, and a volcano.
00:03:23Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.
00:03:25And you'll have this ladder.
00:03:29No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:31Not here, not here.
00:03:38No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:40Not here, not here.
00:03:43No one can live here, here, here.
00:03:49Not here, no one can live here.
00:03:54That's great, darling.
00:03:55That meant we didn't have snacks at odd hours.
00:03:57Oh my God, it's so hot.
00:04:00We need to install air conditioning here, right?
00:04:02From two thousand frigories upwards.
00:04:04Yes, there are now some super quiet models at very good prices.
00:04:07No, no, make it make noise.
00:04:09Let it resonate loudly in the courtyard.
00:04:11So that the neighbors know we have it.
00:04:13So, how have you been?
00:04:14Did you have a good time?
00:04:16Very good.
00:04:17You always perform at a very high level.
00:04:19Did you like it?
00:04:20Have you had an orgasm?
00:04:22Of course.
00:04:23Two and a half times.
00:04:25Haven't you noticed?
00:04:26No.
00:04:27Well, two and a half times.
00:04:28The thing is, I'm keeping quiet so the children don't hear us.
00:04:31We can hear you just the same.
00:04:33You are punished!
00:04:34I've noticed you seeming distant.
00:04:36It's been a bit cold.
00:04:36How to play a football match behind closed doors.
00:04:39You're so annoying!
00:04:40I heard you quietly going over the shopping list, Paloma.
00:04:43Sure, to delay orgasm.
00:04:45Otherwise, one after another will come and I'll end up exhausted by two in the afternoon.
00:04:48And I still have to cook and everything.
00:04:50Come on, don't get obsessed, okay?
00:04:52So you had a good time?
00:04:53Yes.
00:04:55Camp for the child, Juan.
00:04:57He's bored at home.
00:05:01I'm sorry, Beatriz, but you're not pregnant.
00:05:05No?
00:05:06But this is already the second attempt.
00:05:08We already warned you that the success rate with this treatment is 50%.
00:05:12Tell me the truth, doctor.
00:05:13It's because of my sperm, isn't it?
00:05:15The thing is, I'm gay, and of course, my sperm are gay too.
00:05:19And they're not used to moving around in a uterus.
00:05:21They have never held a bullfight in that arena.
00:05:23For them it's like another planet, poor things.
00:05:25Relax, that's not the problem.
00:05:27You just have to be patient and keep trying.
00:05:30Of course, we'll keep trying.
00:05:32Mauri, I've already spent 6,000 euros.
00:05:33And I don't have another 6,000 euros to keep testing.
00:05:35Me neither.
00:05:37And don't they have discounts or a points program like at gas stations?
00:05:40In her case, it would be safer to resort directly to in vitro fertilization.
00:05:43But it's more expensive.
00:05:45Listen, no offense, but they don't do this for social security.
00:05:48Yes, there is a 7-year waiting list.
00:05:517 years?
00:05:52So you should have made an appointment when you made your first communion.
00:05:55Okay, I'm going to the bank to try and get another loan.
00:06:01Hey, I'm sure my sperm are good, right?
00:06:04Excellent, top quality.
00:06:05And if I donate in industrial quantities, that's how they pay me.
00:06:11But how could you tell Rocío that we're going to organize her bachelorette party without telling me?
00:06:15But don't you realize, Belén, this is your last chance.
00:06:18Rocío definitely wants to party, we'll take her to a strip club, get her drunk, and she'll let loose.
00:06:22And there we are with our latest generation mobile phones with one megapixel cameras.
00:06:26And if she doesn't let loose, we will.
00:06:28It's all advantages.
00:06:29Hey, but seriously, are we going to a boys' club?
00:06:31I don't know, I just think this is super tacky, it's not erotic at all.
00:06:34For desperate women in their forties.
00:06:35Don't be so sure, okay?
00:06:36I've already gone out with the fireman and the Canadian damage dealer.
00:06:38I'm missing the policeman, the fox, and the Roman gladiator.
00:06:41I have good references for Batman and Robin from a friend.
00:06:43They always work together.
00:06:44But do you think Rocío likes shaved pubic hair in thongs?
00:06:47Well, Emilio likes it, that sets the bar pretty low.
00:06:50We're not going to any of those places.
00:06:52I'm very uncomfortable with Rocío, because I slept with her future husband.
00:06:56Please.
00:06:56That's why the idea is for her to be unfaithful to him too.
00:06:59The best way to cleanse your conscience is to soil theirs.
00:07:02Alicia, this photo is doctored, isn't it?
00:07:04No?
00:07:05So we have to go, we have to see it.
00:07:07Hey, we went up through the courtyard for some kind of bachelorette party.
00:07:11We came to sign up.
00:07:12In case there are limited places.
00:07:14But have you been invited to the wedding?
00:07:15What does that have to do with anything?
00:07:16Is that another type of management?
00:07:18But it's going to be really boring to have a drink with friends and then go home.
00:07:20Of course, that's why you have the catalog there.
00:07:22We may be old, but we're not stupid, damn it.
00:07:29Everything is already organized for tomorrow.
00:07:30At 8 am pick up the minibus at the door of the house.
00:07:33Visit to the sexio for Emilio's gifts.
00:07:36Stop at the gas station to inflate the inflatable doll.
00:07:39Dinner at an erotic restaurant and the main course.
00:07:42Striptease with open bar in the candy store.
00:07:45There are some women...
00:07:46Yes, they are pretty.
00:07:47No, they get them because they play chess well.
00:07:49So what, dude?
00:07:50We'll tell you when we get back, because they're not going to let you in.
00:07:53But how come I didn't know I was 18 back then?
00:07:54They ask for your ID at the door.
00:07:56So what? Isn't showing leg hair enough?
00:08:00Man!
00:08:01Emilio!
00:08:02We've organized a bachelor party for you that's going to be historic.
00:08:05Well, you can tell me about it when you get back, because I have to study.
00:08:07What are you saying?
00:08:08Yes, they scheduled the exam for me on the same day as the wedding and I won't make it.
00:08:11I won't arrive.
00:08:12Dude, it's only going to be a few hours and we've already paid the deposit.
00:08:14Well, if he doesn't want to come, then he doesn't have to come.
00:08:16But how are we going to organize a bachelor party without the groom?
00:08:18Well, it's not essential either.
00:08:20We call him in our hearts.
00:08:21Come on, Emilio, you might just stay studying and then fail anyway.
00:08:24So give me some encouragement, it's not your turn for a bachelor party, damn it.
00:08:27Of course, he's already cheated on his girlfriend, it's not funny anymore.
00:08:30Will you shut up?
00:08:31And another thing, Belén and Esther are organizing Rocío's bachelorette party tonight.
00:08:34Bad, bad, bad.
00:08:36Emilio, you're playing with fire.
00:08:37How can you let him celebrate with them?
00:08:39Once Alicia and Belén have had a couple of drinks, they might spill everything.
00:08:42Yes, I know, yes, I know.
00:08:43I'm going to ace the exam, these are going to be out of my mouth.
00:08:45I'm going to be left without university, without Rocío, and without anything.
00:08:47That's what I like, that's positive.
00:08:48Shut up.
00:08:49No.
00:08:50It's the curse of the thin, we think with our crotch.
00:08:53This has to be stopped at all costs.
00:08:54It can't be done, it's genetic.
00:08:56I'm talking about the bachelorette party.
00:08:58Emilio, let's make a deal.
00:09:00We'll solve your little problem and you can come to the party tomorrow.
00:09:03Yes, and how are you going to solve it?
00:09:04Do you trust us?
00:09:05No.
00:09:05That's it.
00:09:08I'm not going anymore either.
00:09:09Come on, man, listen.
00:09:10Hey, what's up?
00:09:12The kid is nervous.
00:09:15I'm just saying you seem tense, that's all.
00:09:17Don't blame yourself, Juan.
00:09:18I'm having a crisis.
00:09:20I've realized that I'm not well-liked in this building.
00:09:22No, woman, don't say that.
00:09:23They insult me too.
00:09:24Yes, but more affectionate.
00:09:26They turned their backs on me and kicked me out as president.
00:09:28Why this unfair rejection towards me?
00:09:31Paloma, it's just that you can be a little bit abrupt sometimes.
00:09:33You're right, Juan.
00:09:35You can't be that authentic.
00:09:36In this legislature I'm going to win over more people.
00:09:39I will be the dove of peace.
00:09:41I'm even willing to go eat at your sister's house.
00:09:44Take note of what I'm telling you.
00:09:45Okay, let's start with easier things, shall we, darling?
00:09:49Look, who's here?
00:09:51The coup-plotting presidents.
00:09:53Incorrect.
00:09:54I have returned backed by popular demand.
00:09:56And at all times...
00:09:57Isa, both my husband and I are very sad about the mistreatment you received during your short term in office.
00:10:02And we have decided to extend a hand to the opposition and offer you the position of vice president.
00:10:07As?
00:10:08Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:10:10First Vice President of this, our community.
00:10:12Well, darling, that's excellent news.
00:10:15You can stop doing voodoo on them now.
00:10:18But what does a vice president do?
00:10:20Well, many things.
00:10:22Everything a president or his wife doesn't do.
00:10:25We'll see how we organize ourselves.
00:10:26Why don't we talk about it tonight over dinner at home?
00:10:29Or downstairs in the doorway, if there's no reason to complicate things.
00:10:32Of course!
00:10:33A dinner at the summit!
00:10:34Let's go to the market for food.
00:10:36You have money, right?
00:10:37No, I was going to get a massage.
00:10:39So let's get a massage.
00:10:40We need to rekindle our friendship from yesterday.
00:10:43I mean, Isa.
00:10:44What friendship?
00:10:45Well, the friendship we lost when the baby was pregnant, don't you remember?
00:10:49What have you done to your wife, champ?
00:10:52It's going like a dream.
00:10:53You're acting like newlyweds again, aren't you?
00:10:55Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:57Yes, but no.
00:10:59We have sex, but I have the feeling that Paloma isn't enjoying it.
00:11:01You don't say.
00:11:02That's serious.
00:11:03I used to pull at my beard, but now...
00:11:06Hey, is it normal for her to just stand still and go over the shopping list?
00:11:09Does Isabel do that?
00:11:10No no.
00:11:11Isabel moans, screams, scratches.
00:11:14It's a volcano.
00:11:15Clear.
00:11:15That's his thing.
00:11:17Juan, you've been married for 20 years.
00:11:19Sex has changed a lot.
00:11:20You need to try new things with your wife.
00:11:23I've fallen behind.
00:11:24I'm still sticking with the old plan.
00:11:26I'm going to give you a book.
00:11:27Sex for dummies.
00:11:28I haven't needed it, but it might help you.
00:11:31Does it come with drawings?
00:11:32And a DVD?
00:11:34Mom, please understand that it sounds a little strange to me.
00:11:36Are we talking about Dad, or have you remarried?
00:11:39Are you sure you want to have dinner with me?
00:11:42But have they told him he's going to die, or have they recruited him into a cult?
00:11:45No, yes, I'm excited.
00:11:47Come on, I'll be waiting for you tonight.
00:11:49Hey, are you coming to Emilio's farewell party?
00:11:51My father wants to reconcile with me.
00:11:53Congratulations.
00:11:54Are you coming to Emilio's farewell party?
00:11:55What are you going to do?
00:11:56The usual thing, going to a strip club.
00:11:57Then tell her, maybe she'll like it more.
00:11:59But don't you think what my father did is amazing?
00:12:01We've been angry ever since I told him I was gay.
00:12:03He hasn't spoken to me in 16 years.
00:12:0416 years without speaking to your father?
00:12:07What a bargain, I'm going to tell mine that I'm gay too.
00:12:09They haven't given it to me.
00:12:09The bank says not a penny more.
00:12:11Then they complain that young people don't have children.
00:12:13The birth rate is falling, the population is aging, and pensions are decreasing.
00:12:16Tax pressure on the working population increases.
00:12:18And we have to resort to poor immigrants to maintain the Gross Domestic Product.
00:12:21And they call this the Welfare State.
00:12:24Bravo, bravo!
00:12:25What's wrong with her?
00:12:26Well, it seems that artificial insemination is failing.
00:12:29And we have no money left.
00:12:31So don't complicate your lives.
00:12:32Why don't you make love?
00:12:35Well, why not?
00:12:36What are you saying, Roberto?
00:12:37I'll explain it to you.
00:12:38It's because we're both gay.
00:12:40Bea, and don't take offense, I'm about as sexually attracted to her as an anteater.
00:12:44Man, thank you very much.
00:12:45Did I tell you not to be offended?
00:12:46You'll see.
00:12:46At least the attempts are free.
00:12:48And I personally like it more.
00:12:50To you?
00:12:50Really...?
00:12:52It's the same old story, Mauri, they just don't understand us.
00:12:54Look, I'd rather ask my father for the money.
00:12:58Hey, what if I ask my dad for money?
00:13:00But what if you don't talk to him?
00:13:01But he's coming to dinner tonight and wants to make peace with me.
00:13:03Are you going to ask him for money?
00:13:04What's happening?
00:13:05The typical father-son scene.
00:13:06A little kiss, forgive me, I love you very much, leave me 6,000 euros.
00:13:09Hey, he owes me a ton of birthday presents.
00:13:14Hey, are you coming or not?
00:13:20Hey, Emilio told me that you're having Rocío's bachelorette party tonight.
00:13:23Yes, we've made plans, darling.
00:13:25I might be late.
00:13:27Oh, and what's the plan?
00:13:28Just having a drink, like that, in a relaxed way?
00:13:30No.
00:13:31I think we're going to a boys' club.
00:13:33Like a boy?
00:13:35But you didn't like the musclemen.
00:13:36I don't like them, you only have to look at you to see it.
00:13:38But they've insisted on going, and I'm not going to tell them no.
00:13:41And by the way, since I've never been to a comic book, what's that all about?
00:13:44Well, I'll tell you, it's a pathetic place, for ugly people.
00:13:46What are you going to do there?
00:13:47Well, I don't know, honey, just normal.
00:13:50Shout at the boys a little, throw their bras, touch their packages.
00:13:54Nothing to worry about.
00:13:55Hey, I'm serious, okay?
00:13:57But hey, my boy, what's wrong? Are you jealous?
00:14:00So, you guys aren't going to one of those strip clubs or what?
00:14:03Us?
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03But Lucia, please, that's tacky, that's outdated.
00:14:07We're going out for dinner and then we have tickets for a very interesting Central African protest song concert.
00:14:12Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:14:14Well, look, I think here's your ticket.
00:14:17La Bombonera, Festival of Butts, open bar, 30 girls just for you.
00:14:24But no, man, please, Lucia, this is an advertisement I found yesterday on the windshield of the car that
00:14:28I found it funny.
00:14:30So I can throw it away, right?
00:14:32Yes, yes, yes, of course, throw it away, you see what I want that for.
00:14:35Very good.
00:14:36Okay, honey, I'm going to take a nap, because I want to be wide awake tonight.
00:14:40Come on, relax, I'll clean this up.
00:14:45What are you doing?
00:14:47Hey?
00:14:49Damn it, this goes in the other bin that needs recycling, damn it, we're ruining the environment.
00:14:54Already.
00:14:55No, don't laugh, I just don't see the humor in it.
00:14:57No, me.
00:14:58Hey, they take care a little for the... for the... for the... for the...
00:15:09Emilio, what's wrong with you now?
00:15:10What do you mean, what's wrong with me?
00:15:11What do you think?
00:15:12Oh, no, huh?
00:15:14No, that happened once, period.
00:15:15If you think you can come here and hook up with me whenever you want...
00:15:18But Alicia is sick, Roberto told me you're all going to a strip club.
00:15:21that.
00:15:22Oh, so?
00:15:23He shouldn't drink, because alcohol makes you say stupid things.
00:15:25And you already know there's something silly you can't tell Rocío.
00:15:28Emilio, just leave me alone already, why am I telling you this?
00:15:30No, you're not that much of a bitch.
00:15:31Who, me?
00:15:32Look, I remind you that you're going to marry a girl you've cheated on, and the only thing...
00:15:35What worries you is that he won't find out.
00:15:37You're a piece of shit, you're the one who should have told him.
00:15:40That's what I'm saying, I'll tell him when the time is right, but you tonight
00:15:42shut your little mouth.
00:15:43I'll do whatever I want, and just wait until I'm pregnant.
00:15:46But how can you be pregnant if Alicia didn't have an abortion?
00:15:49Yes, man, but before it rains, yes, wait.
00:15:52Look, don't go all Minerva Piquero on me and explain things to me.
00:15:57She says she's going to tell us and that she might even be pregnant, as if I weren't already.
00:16:00quite a lot of stress.
00:16:01This way nobody can study or do anything.
00:16:03Things are bad.
00:16:05I've had an idea to keep them under control tonight.
00:16:07But it's good.
00:16:09Regular.
00:16:17Damn, I'm so uncomfortable.
00:16:19Vicenta, do you want to get off now?
00:16:20That we're all waiting for.
00:16:22Just a moment, I'm getting ready.
00:16:24So that?
00:16:25If I go to them, they'll treat you the same way.
00:16:27Hey, what about Concha?
00:16:28Concha bent down to put on her stockings and the Asian woman hit her.
00:16:31And we're going to be late.
00:16:32These shows have to be seen from the beginning.
00:16:34Yes, if you start by getting at the beginning, you won't understand the argument.
00:16:37But anyway, you're going to another house, now to the Indian tribe's house for J.
00:16:40Emilio, you have no business here.
00:16:41This is a girls' party.
00:16:43Are you scaring me?
00:16:44I'm sure you have a surprise in store for me.
00:16:46Well, you never know.
00:16:47Hey Rocío, can you come here for a moment?
00:16:49Go away, I want to mention something.
00:16:53What are these girls like?
00:16:54Did you see the scene she made with me?
00:16:56That's why I wanted to talk to you, about the trouble they might cause you.
00:16:58It's just that Belén has a TV celebrity syndrome when she drinks.
00:17:01And she goes around saying that she's sleeping with everyone.
00:17:03On New Year's Eve, over a glass of champagne, she was already saying that she had hooked up with Beckham.
00:17:06Poor thing, she's been alone for a long time.
00:17:08A lot.
00:17:09Go out there, have fun, go with the boys, play whatever you want.
00:17:12But don't hang out with those women, they're bad people and desperate.
00:17:14Okay, Dad.
00:17:16Girls, I'm ready.
00:17:18I feel like a teenager.
00:17:20Well, take your ID, because they might not let you in.
00:17:22Come on, let's go.
00:17:24Here, Vicenta, in case you get lost.
00:17:27Hala.
00:17:28Let's go.
00:17:30Do you think I'm going to meet someone interesting?
00:17:32Well, it depends on how much money you have.
00:17:35Dad, does this look bad?
00:17:36Calm down, son.
00:17:37We're going into the boys' room to check on them.
00:17:39And how are we going to do it?
00:17:40Men aren't allowed in there.
00:17:41Not alone, but yes as a couple.
00:17:43Okay, shall we go or what?
00:17:44What do you think?
00:17:45Emilio.
00:17:46I find it regrettable.
00:17:47How am I going to feel?
00:17:48I've taken the high one.
00:17:49Wait, I'm missing.
00:17:51But, José, where are you going?
00:17:52It looks like it, it's from when they dressed him up.
00:17:53Nacho, they're not going to let you in.
00:17:55Well, we have to try.
00:17:56Everyone has an ugly cousin.
00:17:57Dude, you should have worn something else.
00:17:59That skirt doesn't suit you.
00:18:00You have short legs.
00:18:01Jeans suit you better.
00:18:02But this belongs to my mother.
00:18:03I couldn't understand Natalia's situation.
00:18:06Well, the police will definitely stop us.
00:18:08Hey, wait for me.
00:18:09Come on, and you?
00:18:12On top of that, I'm going.
00:18:15This is the altered version of the century.
00:18:17Paying to yell at guys in thongs.
00:18:19So, how have you come up with the women's liberation movement?
00:18:21Because, come on, right?
00:18:22Please, don't get all metaphysical, okay?
00:18:23Since we're here, let's try to enjoy ourselves.
00:18:25Come on, let's order some drinks and you'll see how you cheer up.
00:18:28Of course.
00:18:29He should drink because at the end of the show they're going to do a special little number for him.
00:18:33What are you talking about?
00:18:34From the camera's view.
00:18:35Don't they give out programs here?
00:18:36Don't be scared, okay?
00:18:37The show is pretty intense.
00:18:39Hey, Mrs. Marisa, how are you?
00:18:41Your usual table?
00:18:43No, thank you, Cesar.
00:18:44I came with some friends.
00:18:45Very good.
00:18:46It's a bachelorette party in Rocío's name.
00:18:49Perfect.
00:18:50This way, please.
00:18:51Thank you.
00:18:52But how many times have you come here?
00:18:54One.
00:18:55I came to buy tobacco and stayed for a while.
00:18:58But when does he ask her for the money?
00:18:59If you wait until dessert, it will seem like everything is ready.
00:19:02But if I tell him before, he'll be very abrupt.
00:19:05Look, when I bring out the second course.
00:19:06You'll ask me, what is this delicious thing, son?
00:19:09Grilled goose foie gras with raspberry sauce.
00:19:11Can you lend me 6,000 euros?
00:19:12No.
00:19:13Mauro, don't stress yourself out more than you already are.
00:19:14If it comes up today, you tell him.
00:19:16And if you don't ask him, another day.
00:19:17There's no rush either.
00:19:18We have your frozen semen.
00:19:19Unless the power goes out at the clinic, we have time.
00:19:21But when I tell my father that he's going to have a grandson,
00:19:23He's going to have the joy of the century.
00:19:25He is capable of paying for inseminations until you have five.
00:19:28Oh, they're already there.
00:19:30I can't believe it.
00:19:31My father at my house.
00:19:32The pity is that she won't meet Fernando.
00:19:35But why do I keep talking about Fernando?
00:19:37Mauri!
00:19:37That?
00:19:38Yes, yes.
00:19:40Bring it there.
00:19:41Oh, that's great.
00:19:45Hello darling.
00:19:46Hi, Mom.
00:19:48Look who's come to see you.
00:19:50Mauricio.
00:19:52Dad, give me a hug.
00:19:59Come, Bea, come.
00:20:04Look, Spain scores!
00:20:07Son, who is this?
00:20:08Bea is a friend.
00:20:10Okay, okay.
00:20:11Mrs. Marisa, what?
00:20:12A chincho as usual?
00:20:13No, today I drank too much whisky, it's a special day.
00:20:16You have come to this place more than once.
00:20:18Of course, the stock market is in very bad shape.
00:20:19I prefer to invest here, where there is more interest.
00:20:25Hey!
00:20:25Let the fun begin!
00:20:27Let's see those hotties!
00:20:30But hey, what's going on?
00:20:31Is this coming, right?
00:20:40Hello good evening.
00:20:41How are you?
00:20:42Good night.
00:20:42What's wrong, honey?
00:20:43What's up, kid?
00:20:44Let's get started with the chats.
00:20:45Because it appears that he has seen them a little.
00:20:48Good night.
00:20:48Hey, where are you going?
00:20:50What's happening?
00:20:51Is that the ugly cousin?
00:20:52Kid, I've got whiskey in here that's older than you.
00:20:54Come on, let's see.
00:20:54Anger, anger!
00:20:55Yes, come on, outside.
00:20:57Fuck!
00:20:58Hey, can you spare a euro for the bus?
00:21:01Strip.
00:21:02Damn, I'm blown away.
00:21:04Damn, so many unleashed women.
00:21:06Because I'm coming with you, cat.
00:21:08Otherwise I would have worn my boot today.
00:21:10Lucia must be having a terrible time.
00:21:13Will you look at me?
00:21:14There they are.
00:21:16Be my love!
00:21:18Be my love!
00:21:22That's great, take it all off!
00:21:24Hey, look, it's a little bit of money!
00:21:27Yes, yes, yes!
00:21:30You can see she's suffering!
00:21:34Recurring sexual fantasies of the modern woman.
00:21:37Feeling dominated.
00:21:38Light sadomasochism.
00:21:39Sex in public places.
00:21:41The morbid thrill of potentially being discovered.
00:21:43Likewise, the use of vulgar and obscene vocabulary can provoke great excitement both as foreplay and during the
00:21:50penetration.
00:21:50Juan!
00:21:51Yeah!
00:21:57I have changed.
00:21:58I'm in a very good mood.
00:21:59But we have to make it clear to the grass.
00:22:01He's not in charge anymore, I am.
00:22:02The vice president is the third one, huh?
00:22:04It's one of those honorary positions.
00:22:06Come here, little whore, I'm going to give you what you deserve.
00:22:13What did you call me, Juan?
00:22:15No, I was just wondering, my dear pig, if you wouldn't mind if before we go to dinner I poured what
00:22:22It's a good lay.
00:22:23You whore.
00:22:24Juan, without fail, because I tend to overdo it, and you have a hot dinner.
00:22:27But what has it given you?
00:22:28Doesn't it bother you when he calls you things?
00:22:29But how can you quote that to me, man?
00:22:32He quotes you as saying, "Shall we make love, you idiot?"
00:22:35Well, yes, that's true, isn't it?
00:22:37But still whispering to her a little.
00:22:39How badly he always gets to the fifth evaluation.
00:22:41I hope the school year ends soon so we can go on vacation.
00:22:43Come on, smile, we're going to have dinner with these people.
00:22:48Ha, I'd already gone to bed!
00:22:49Being underage is awful.
00:22:54Do you see what happens when you send him to a co-ed school?
00:22:56Well, he shouldn't mess around, okay?
00:22:58We'll find him a boarding school in Ireland.
00:23:00No, not in Ireland.
00:23:01Better in England, that way he'll learn English.
00:23:03Goes.
00:23:05I'm going to leave worried.
00:23:13Vélez is telling Rocío something, he's telling her everything.
00:23:16Someone must have put something in Lucía's drink, she's not like that.
00:23:19Don't get too cocky, they're going to see us.
00:23:22That?
00:23:22I never stopped putting my hand in.
00:23:24It's to disguise the fact that we look like a couple.
00:23:26He's already given me a run in the game.
00:23:28Hey, do you know you look a bit like Barbara Streisand?
00:23:33No!
00:23:34No!
00:23:36Yes, she's good!
00:23:37Yeah, she's really good, man!
00:23:38Look at him!
00:23:38Yes, yes, yes, don't worry!
00:23:39Here it is!
00:23:41A little bit more for the bride!
00:23:45Now Luna comes up on stage.
00:23:47Vicente, cheer up!
00:23:47No, I'm not going up.
00:23:49I wonder if I'm going to get pregnant.
00:23:51Don't worry, yes, they do the vasectomy before hiring him.
00:23:55No?
00:23:55Then yes.
00:23:56Here, sir!
00:23:58Here, here, here!
00:24:00Here, here!
00:24:01Here, here!
00:24:05No, no, no, no, thank you very much.
00:24:07Yes, no, no, no, my wife has already done her job.
00:24:09Find someone else!
00:24:10No, no, no, no.
00:24:10Hey, no.
00:24:12Hey, no!
00:24:13Look at me, me, me, me!
00:24:15Look at me, me, me!
00:24:16Dear!
00:24:17Sorry!
00:24:18Let's go, love, hang in there!
00:24:20Well, we were going before it was set up.
00:24:23They don't even realize it, they're all drunk.
00:24:25Sit down.
00:24:26Don't leave me alone, for God's sake.
00:24:29Okay, it's ready!
00:24:30She sings it drunk!
00:24:37Hey, does your boyfriend have a sister?
00:24:39No, it's Roberto.
00:24:40Well, she has style.
00:24:41It's like he's wearing my clothes.
00:24:43This boy is always so cute!
00:24:46But what is Roberto doing like that?
00:24:48I don't know.
00:24:49But I don't think he'll like the ending of the issue.
00:24:51Look at him, Emilio and his father are there too.
00:24:54And who is that strange woman who's with them?
00:24:56It's Paco.
00:24:57Wow!
00:24:59Hey!
00:24:59Hey, don't go overboard, okay?
00:25:01What's happening?
00:25:02But you're a guy.
00:25:03Any problem?
00:25:03You should have found someone else.
00:25:05It's just that the ugly ones are more fun.
00:25:06What's wrong, are you calling me ugly?
00:25:07Clear.
00:25:08What are you on about, dude?
00:25:09Hey?
00:25:09What are you on about?
00:25:29I accept the position of vice president as long as my ideas are taken into account.
00:25:33For example, older ladies gossip because they are bored.
00:25:37I had thought about organizing an origami course in the community.
00:25:41Of course.
00:25:42Any exercise at that age is great.
00:25:44No.
00:25:45You see, origami is not so much about...
00:25:48How can I explain it to you?
00:25:49Andrés, how did your first course turn out today?
00:25:52You made the sauce with the food processor.
00:25:54Yes, you caught me.
00:25:56Juan, you have to buy me one, okay?
00:25:58These are flavors of the 21st century.
00:26:02How was the book?
00:26:03Did it work with your wife?
00:26:04No way.
00:26:05I tried the vulgar vocabulary thing, but it was a disaster.
00:26:08Well, this isn't something you can just walk in on.
00:26:11You have to keep trying until you find the right key.
00:26:14The other methods are more delicate.
00:26:16Juan, your wife having an orgasm is like tax evasion.
00:26:20It's not easy, but it's worth trying.
00:26:23Come on, let's go to the table.
00:26:24And then there's the very important topic of Feng Shui.
00:26:27Do I like raw fish?
00:26:28No, Feng Shui is an ancient Chinese art.
00:26:31that seeks harmony between human beings and the architectural environment...
00:26:35My goodness, that second course looks amazing.
00:26:39How's everything going?
00:26:40Very good.
00:26:41I feel like I'm in the mixed group.
00:26:43They let me talk, but it's useless.
00:26:44Yes, the ISA has some great ideas.
00:26:47I think you can start by taking care of
00:26:49of diplomatic relations with the gas company.
00:26:52Because many times...
00:26:53Sex in public places.
00:26:54The morbid thrill of potentially being discovered.
00:26:57Because I am convinced that the ladies on the first floor
00:26:59They steal the light bulbs from the landing and replace them with the burnt-out ones.
00:27:03Then I will also do something else very important...
00:27:05Already.
00:27:07Are you continuing, Gareño?
00:27:10No, I'm saying it's very important
00:27:13that the only propaganda
00:27:17This stuff they put in our mailboxes
00:27:19be
00:27:21the one that includes samples of shampoo and bodyburn
00:27:25and practical things.
00:27:27So there you have it, ISA.
00:27:30You can do many things.
00:27:33Yeah.
00:27:35Will you excuse us for a moment?
00:27:37Andrés, can you come to the bedroom?
00:27:40I have a very urgent message for you.
00:27:41What have I forgotten?
00:27:43We'll be right back.
00:27:46But Juan, have you gone mad?
00:27:47What are you doing to me?
00:27:49I'm sorry, darling.
00:27:49It was an impulse I had.
00:27:51No, I loved it.
00:27:54Do you want me to continue?
00:27:55Yes, but wait until they come back
00:27:57Otherwise, it's not fun.
00:27:58They didn't notice, did they?
00:27:59What's happening?
00:28:00But what's wrong, Isabel?
00:28:02Did we leave them hanging?
00:28:04Yes, and with my hand somewhere else.
00:28:06But you have seen them.
00:28:07Not only are they not paying any attention to me,
00:28:09but on top of that, they're groping each other.
00:28:10right under our noses.
00:28:11They are two perverts.
00:28:13You have to understand them, darling.
00:28:15It's a marriage with sexual problems.
00:28:17And why do they have to come here to fix them?
00:28:20Hey, come on, it's getting cold here.
00:28:23No one can live here, here, here.
00:28:28Well, the second course is here.
00:28:30Let's see what you think.
00:28:32Yes, because that weird pulpé was cold.
00:28:34Dad, avocado cream is served cold.
00:28:36So you're a biologist, huh?
00:28:38Did you know that Mauricio loves insects?
00:28:41Oh, really?
00:28:41Didn't you tell me anything?
00:28:43No, I'm referring to Mauricio Paere.
00:28:46Well, I think the time has come.
00:28:48Bea and I have some great news to share with you.
00:28:51But what does this taste like?
00:28:53This is sweet and salty.
00:28:54Dad, it's grilled goose foie gras with raspberry sauce.
00:28:57Do you want me to fry you an egg in a moment?
00:28:58No, no, we're here to make peace and I'll eat it.
00:29:03Son, I want you to know one thing.
00:29:05It took me a while, but I've finally fully accepted that you're gay.
00:29:10He told his friends on the bus.
00:29:13So it's for real.
00:29:14Anyway, what I was getting at is the big news.
00:29:20Bea and I are going to have a child.
00:29:22Anyway, you're going to be grandparents.
00:29:26You guys are freaking out, aren't you?
00:29:27But what did we agree on, damn it?
00:29:29Weren't you gay?
00:29:30Mauricio.
00:29:30No, it's amazing.
00:29:3216 years of mental torture trying to understand that my son likes men.
00:29:37Not at all.
00:29:38If you're gay, you're gay, damn it.
00:29:40No, but I'm still gay and she's a lesbian.
00:29:42Awesome, and are you going to have a child?
00:29:44You're crazy.
00:29:45What kind of family is that going to be?
00:29:46No, no, no, no.
00:29:47If there's no family going to be formed, I'll just provide the sperm.
00:29:49Mauricio, for God's sake, we're having dinner.
00:29:50That painting is new, isn't it?
00:29:52Dad, listen.
00:29:53Bea is not pregnant yet.
00:29:54She is undergoing artificial insemination treatment.
00:29:57AND...
00:29:58And we need him to give us 6,000 euros.
00:30:00Oh, really?
00:30:00And on top of that, I have to pay for it?
00:30:02Well, that's it.
00:30:03How much is dinner?
00:30:04Do you accept cards?
00:30:05Don't be ironic with me, okay?
00:30:06It was you who wanted to reconcile.
00:30:08Yes, but I didn't know it was going to cost me a fortune.
00:30:10Are you being selfish?
00:30:10What did I cost you?
00:30:11In money or in grief?
00:30:13Mauricio, relax.
00:30:14I'm on your side.
00:30:15Nothing's wrong, right?
00:30:16The idea about the child is just that—an idea.
00:30:17You know what I'm saying?
00:30:18I'm convinced that you're gay too.
00:30:19That I'm gay?
00:30:20Yeah.
00:30:20That I'm gay?
00:30:21Yes, if it offends you so much, then there's something to it.
00:30:24Let's get out of here, Leonor.
00:30:25Let's get out of here because I don't know why I came here.
00:30:29Well, the foie gras was exquisite and you see, it was delightful.
00:30:34And in the end, everything turned out very well.
00:30:36Leo!
00:30:37I'm coming, you pest.
00:30:41Call me later.
00:30:44Do you see the kind of father I have?
00:30:45I really need to get along with him.
00:30:47At least you only get one of these every 16 years.
00:30:50Hey, how did you come up with the idea of telling him he's gay?
00:30:52Fernando's father was one, just to try it out.
00:30:54No, asking family for money never works out well.
00:30:57You know what?
00:30:59The idea of us making love seems less and less silly to me.
00:31:05A great way to celebrate our bachelorette party.
00:31:07God, just seeing Roberto looking like this made it all worthwhile.
00:31:11Emilio, can we talk for a moment about the goalkeeper?
00:31:13But don't get angry, we go to that place a lot.
00:31:16We didn't know you were there.
00:31:17Look on the bright side.
00:31:19We were kicked out of the place, but we didn't have to pay for the drinks.
00:31:22One of the security guards pulled my hair.
00:31:25To verify that it wasn't his name.
00:31:26But you guys who were painting there, what were you trying to do, you joke?
00:31:29What's wrong? We were jealous.
00:31:30Okay, Emilio and you are fine, but Paco, who was he jealous of?
00:31:33From Alice.
00:31:34I can't stand seeing her with other men, especially not in a thong.
00:31:37Oh, Paco, please, how romantic.
00:31:39These sites are not good, they confuse you.
00:31:42The real men are here, in the street.
00:31:44That's why we pay, to see the fake ones.
00:31:46Well, don't complain, at least you had an original bachelorette party.
00:31:50Oh no, no, no, no, we haven't had anything.
00:31:52Tomorrow we'll organize it again at home, and only those we want can enter.
00:31:55Well, haven't you had enough yet? This is already an addiction.
00:31:57Yes, but it's a healthy vice.
00:31:59Oh, darlings, you look very beautiful.
00:32:01Besides, didn't you know we were the same size?
00:32:04They're going to organize another party, we're right back where we started.
00:32:07No, we're worse off, because we can't get into that party.
00:32:10Hey, are you going to bed or do you appreciate me giving you a drink?
00:32:13Mariano, I'm not gay.
00:32:14Damn, me neither, but I guess I'll have to use my imagination, for once I'm getting lucky.
00:32:20Emilio, I really don't understand it.
00:32:21What was the point of that little stunt?
00:32:22But I let myself be guided by fear; something told me you were going to put them on me.
00:32:25What, something?
00:32:26My father.
00:32:27My family had a very bad experience.
00:32:30A cousin of mine left for her bachelorette party and hasn't returned yet, and it's been eight years now.
00:32:34And the groom is a little worried; the guests have to get on with their lives.
00:32:37Dude, it's obvious you're hiding something from me.
00:32:39Are you going to tell me or not?
00:32:40Yes, it's true, I'm hiding something very serious from you.
00:32:42Damn, tell me about it, man.
00:32:43Trust me.
00:32:44Look, Rocío, it's very difficult for me to tell you this, but I want to be honest with you.
00:32:48We're getting married and I can't get married with this inside me.
00:32:51The problem is Belén.
00:32:53What's happening with Belén?
00:32:54Well, hey, what...
00:32:57That he has fallen in love with you.
00:32:59As?
00:33:00Yes, yes, yes, he told me.
00:33:02At first I was really disgusted, but after getting to know you, I realized that you were a
00:33:05wonderful person.
00:33:07We all agree on that.
00:33:08But disgust has turned into affection, affection into desire...
00:33:10But is Belén a lesbian?
00:33:12It's starting, the white and yellow belt.
00:33:14No, no, no, it can't be.
00:33:16If Bethlehem was following you.
00:33:17Sure, but there's so much male deception that in the end, if you don't win the lottery, you end up playing the game.
00:33:22primitive.
00:33:22Why do you think she's become such good friends with you and fixed your dress?
00:33:25And has he organized your bachelorette party?
00:33:27Because she's crazy about you.
00:33:28Poor thing, isn't she?
00:33:30Of course, that's why she's been so distant with me lately.
00:33:33I need to talk to her, Meli.
00:33:34No, no, no, I've already talked about everything.
00:33:35She's seeing a psychologist; she's receiving good care.
00:33:37Let's see if you get involved in therapy and it gets messed up.
00:33:39Well.
00:33:41I'm going home.
00:33:44I was stunned.
00:33:45Let's see if we can get married soon and move far away.
00:33:47To an island.
00:33:48Fuerteventura, La Gomera, Hierro, Gran Canaria, Las Palmas, Lazzarote or Tenerife.
00:33:52What are you saying?
00:33:53I'm reviewing geography.
00:33:54Look at Jaén, Córdoba, Sevilla, Cádiz, Huelva, Málaga, Granada and Almería.
00:33:58Goodbye, Petete.
00:34:07Well, everything was delicious, wasn't it?
00:34:09We'll have to repeat this another day, okay?
00:34:11Yes, man, but that's for another day.
00:34:12And think about the vice presidency.
00:34:14Yes, another day too.
00:34:15Okay, Juanito, we'll talk tomorrow, alright?
00:34:18Okay, see you later.
00:34:20Oh, Juan, how wonderful.
00:34:22You have opened up a whole new world of sensations for me.
00:34:25Like when you grew a beard in the military.
00:34:27But now, if you want, we can finish the job at home in peace and quiet, okay?
00:34:29No, no, no, no.
00:34:30That he doesn't turn me on at home.
00:34:32Let's go to the elevator.
00:34:33Paloma, that's a misuse of common elements.
00:34:36Oh yes, Juan.
00:34:37Sex, adventure.
00:34:38Go ahead, and I'll let you call me things.
00:34:40I left.
00:34:41And when she reaches orgasm, you set the alarm.
00:34:48I'm going to take out the trash.
00:34:49Okay, Dad, I'll write it down in my diary now.
00:34:54Juan, what's wrong?
00:34:55You've had a great success with the book, haven't you?
00:34:57What a lovely dinner we had last night!
00:34:58But did you notice?
00:34:59Was it very noticeable on Paloma?
00:35:01Man, those moans.
00:35:02The flan was from a packet.
00:35:04It couldn't be that delicious.
00:35:05That was nothing.
00:35:06Then we did it in the elevator.
00:35:08You're on fire, damn it.
00:35:09And how was it?
00:35:10Enchanted dove.
00:35:11He's unleashed a wild beast.
00:35:12But I didn't enjoy it.
00:35:13I was more concerned that no one saw us.
00:35:15Dude, your wife likes danger.
00:35:18She's a total creep.
00:35:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:35:21It's very nice.
00:35:21But I am the president.
00:35:23I can't go around copulating in every corner of this, our community.
00:35:26Stop complaining so much.
00:35:27If you only knew how long it's been since I...
00:35:30But didn't you say Isabel was a wild beast?
00:35:32No way, I said it to cheer you up.
00:35:34Yes, she was the one who gave me the book.
00:35:36By the way, give it back to me.
00:35:38I wonder if I've skipped a chapter.
00:35:40Juan.
00:35:42Let's go downstairs, I think there's a serious problem in the meter room.
00:35:45Paloma, there's no problem in the meter room.
00:35:48Yes, Emilio told me it smells like something is burning.
00:35:50Come on, let's check the facilities.
00:35:52Check it, Juanito, check it.
00:35:57Isabel, can you come to the elevator for a moment?
00:36:00My head hurts.
00:36:05The girls are going to organize another bachelorette party here at home.
00:36:08And Belén is going to spill the beans.
00:36:09How can we prevent it?
00:36:11Ideas.
00:36:11Gas leak, explosion, firefighters evacuation.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:15Now let's think about ideas without fatalities.
00:36:17But let's see if it's no longer necessary.
00:36:18If everything is arranged.
00:36:19I spoke with Rocío last night.
00:36:20Have you heard about Bethlehem?
00:36:22Almost.
00:36:22I've changed the ending a little.
00:36:23I told Rocío that Belén is a lesbian and that he has fallen in love with her.
00:36:26He needs to stop seeing her because she's hurting him a lot.
00:36:29You, you, you are good.
00:36:32Son, it's such a silly idea that it's brilliant.
00:36:35Of course, Rocío.
00:36:36It takes you away from Bethlehem, it doesn't go to the party and it makes you feel like you're in danger of sinking the
00:36:40wedding.
00:36:40That is.
00:36:41Everything flashed through my mind in a fraction of a second.
00:36:43That's what studying is, it's pure mental agility.
00:36:45Come on, it's a lie on top of all the lies.
00:36:47That's why one teacher teaches the other, minus times minus, is plus.
00:36:51Well, and tonight it's all about partying at the stadium.
00:36:54No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:56We're going to have the bachelor party here, at my house.
00:36:59The aunts got all cocky and wanted to give it to us.
00:37:01Didn't they want a party?
00:37:02Well, let's call an aunt to do a striptease for us right in front of them.
00:37:05I'm going to take off her thong with my mouth.
00:37:07Well, I'll take it from you, it's closer to me.
00:37:09No, you can't come, man.
00:37:10What do you want, to end your childhood?
00:37:12Yes, please, as soon as possible.
00:37:13Hey, don't worry.
00:37:14I'll take care of everything.
00:37:15But if it was done, it was done.
00:37:18But you noticed how she looked at the boys, like she was devouring them.
00:37:22This aunt is not in love with Emilio.
00:37:24You looked at them the same way.
00:37:25Yes, but I'm not getting married.
00:37:27If these idiots hadn't shown up,
00:37:29Now our mobile phone was full of photos of Rocío going wild.
00:37:32Okay, a kiss, bye.
00:37:33Don't worry, I've convinced Nacho to put us on here in a private show.
00:37:37And Nacho never disappoints.
00:37:38Nacho.
00:37:40Yeah?
00:37:40Hello, I'm Rocío.
00:37:41Look, I just won't be able to go to the party.
00:37:43What do you mean, no?
00:37:44Wait.
00:37:46It's Rocío, convince her that she doesn't want to come.
00:37:49But what do I tell him?
00:37:52Rocío, pretty, but...
00:37:54But how can you not come if everything is organized?
00:37:57I'm really busy with the baby and I have to get up early tomorrow...
00:38:00Woman, it's only going to be for a little while and we're really excited about it.
00:38:04Sure?
00:38:05Would you like me to go?
00:38:06Me?
00:38:07Yes, yes, of course.
00:38:09Okay, I'll stop by and we can talk, that'll be best.
00:38:11See you later.
00:38:12Bye bye.
00:38:15He says he's coming and we'll talk.
00:38:16About what?
00:38:17It doesn't matter, the important thing is that he comes.
00:38:19Oh, but what does he want to talk to me about?
00:38:24But, Maria, please come in and take a look.
00:38:26That noise over there is rats.
00:38:28And rats disturb my psyche.
00:38:29I haven't gone in, nor have I gone to Isabel.
00:38:31I don't get along with rats, we don't play flutes together.
00:38:33As the new vice president, I order you to go in there.
00:38:36Well, if you're the vice president, send them a circular asking them to leave.
00:38:40We must exhaust all diplomatic avenues.
00:38:41And besides, you're not a Buddhist.
00:38:42Perhaps one of the rats is related to him.
00:38:46Emilio, you are a coward.
00:38:48Yes, but I don't like to brag.
00:38:50Good morning.
00:38:51Juan, what are we doing there in the accountants' room?
00:38:53By checking the heat sealing of the joints of the main boiler sleeve.
00:38:57Emilio, if you don't check it, someone else will have to.
00:39:00And that place is full of spiders, huh, Emilio?
00:39:02There's no one checking anything in there.
00:39:04From now on there are going to be surprise inspections of the building, huh?
00:39:09But hey, these guys need therapy.
00:39:13This is degeneration for the sake of degeneration.
00:39:15But you say that Mr. Cuesta was there heat-sealing with Mrs. Valuma.
00:39:18This man has entered a kind of sexual frenzy.
00:39:21Yesterday he was groping his wife in my house.
00:39:24He's obsessive.
00:39:26Poor thing, it's been many years of hardship.
00:39:28The president is not in a psychological condition to lead this community.
00:39:31Yes, he has never adapted.
00:39:32And it's been twelve years already.
00:39:34Already.
00:39:35What inconvenient people, Juan.
00:39:37They left us hanging just when we had finally got the hang of it.
00:39:39Paloma, we can't go on like this.
00:39:40They've noticed.
00:39:41What are they going to do?
00:39:41And they found out.
00:39:42Yes.
00:39:43And yesterday Isabel and Andrés also found out.
00:39:45Do you know what we're going to do tonight?
00:39:47Rest.
00:39:47No.
00:39:48We're going to set it up at the old ladies' house.
00:39:51Oh, no.
00:39:52No, no, no, no, Paloma.
00:39:54No way.
00:39:55In the shell bed.
00:39:57With a picture of her late husband looking on.
00:40:00Go away, Mr. Cuesta.
00:40:02Go away.
00:40:02Paloma, I absolutely refuse to have sex in a neighbor's house.
00:40:07When you get tight, that's when you turn me on the most, Juan.
00:40:11Let's go upstairs, I have to hang up the laundry.
00:40:17Let's see what we have here.
00:40:18Herbal liqueur, whiskey, rum, gin, toothpaste that I had run out of, vodka, tequila.
00:40:29And to go with it, chips and peanuts, which are very energetic and we're going to need them.
00:40:35This seems crazy to me.
00:40:36But how are you and I going to make love?
00:40:38Getting drunk.
00:40:39You have to let go of your inhibitions.
00:40:40In the 19th century, when there was no anesthesia, they operated on people by getting them drunk.
00:40:43Ah, so you're comparing sleeping with me to surgery.
00:40:46Don't complain, you have an advantage.
00:40:48I don't know what it's like to sleep with a woman.
00:40:49You've already done it with a man.
00:40:51But why do you think I'm a lesbian?
00:40:52Because I didn't like it.
00:40:53I don't like men.
00:40:53Well, you don't know what you're missing.
00:40:55Okay, so where do we begin?
00:40:58With tequila.
00:40:59I find all of this so unromantic.
00:41:02Insemination isn't romantic at all, and you've already spent a million.
00:41:04Yes you're right.
00:41:06Come on, anything for the cause.
00:41:08Motherhood has a price.
00:41:09What we do for our children is that they cause trouble even before they are born.
00:41:14I'll let you know when you start bringing me.
00:41:16I'm wondering the same.
00:41:23One hundred chest, right?
00:41:26Guaranteed.
00:41:27Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:41:27It has to be impressive because it's a friend's bachelor party.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:32Blonde, blonde.
00:41:34Twenty years?
00:41:36Well, he's a bit older, but okay.
00:41:38Come on.
00:41:39Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:41:40With all the accessories, of course.
00:41:42Okay, then at ten o'clock.
00:41:43Okay, thank you very much.
00:41:45Hey, honey.
00:41:46Yeah?
00:41:46We're going to have Emilio's party here after all.
00:41:48You don't mind, do you?
00:41:49No, not me.
00:41:50Why should I care?
00:41:51If you clean it up and nothing happens.
00:41:52Yes, anyway, I also have a party going on across the street.
00:41:54Yes, but since you will finish first and we're going to make a big fuss here, you'll have to kill some time.
00:41:58You might be better off sleeping at your parents' house.
00:42:00Don't worry, darling, we have a good plan too.
00:42:02I'm going to tell them.
00:42:04Okay.
00:42:04I think Vanessa has an impressive number.
00:42:06Yes, from what I've heard it must be great.
00:42:09Bye bye.
00:42:15Hello?
00:42:16Yes, look, a friend of mine just called you to hire Vanessa.
00:42:19Yes, well, then there's no need for him to come.
00:42:21No, no, don't worry, we'll pay him for his trouble.
00:42:24Yes, we're looking for a different kind of girl.
00:42:27Yes, I don't know, something more atypical, more special.
00:42:31Okay.
00:42:32What do they have there?
00:42:42Dad, are you okay?
00:42:44You look unwell.
00:42:45Yes, yes, yes, I'm fine.
00:42:46It's just that lately I've been under a lot of pressure.
00:42:48It's because of Mom, right?
00:42:50How do you know?
00:42:51José Miguel has taken this from you.
00:42:53He's reading it.
00:42:54That's all I needed.
00:42:56Your brother awakening to sex.
00:42:58Dad, don't torture yourself.
00:42:59It's not your fault.
00:43:00You've been married for many years and it's normal that Mom doesn't feel like doing it.
00:43:03It's not that serious.
00:43:04Of course, it wasn't that serious.
00:43:05It was wonderful.
00:43:07The problem is the opposite.
00:43:08Now he wants to do it everywhere.
00:43:09Mother?
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:11Well, tell him no.
00:43:12But how can I say no if I left home because we weren't doing it?
00:43:16Juan, let's go downstairs.
00:43:18The ladies who have called are experiencing terrible humidity in their kitchens.
00:43:20That our washing machine leaks when it spins.
00:43:23Already?
00:43:23I was having a very interesting father-daughter conversation with Natalia, and I think that...
00:43:26The girl is very clever and already knows everything.
00:43:28Let's go.
00:43:28Dad, good luck.
00:43:34We'll have to read it.
00:43:37I called the old ladies' house and nobody is there.
00:43:39Wait for me at the door, I'm going to the gatehouse to get the keys from Emilio.
00:43:42Paloma, what if they're bad at bingo and come back?
00:43:45Just the way you like it, huh, Juan?
00:43:48And the next one in the posh girl's bathtub.
00:43:52Can't.
00:43:54I can't.
00:43:55I can't.
00:44:00Hello, is Andrés there?
00:44:01No, it's not there.
00:44:03Do you mind if I hide for a while?
00:44:04I'm not going to pretend I know.
00:44:05My children are about to return and I am very dangerous.
00:44:08I go to Pilates a lot.
00:44:09No, no, no, for God's sake, calm down.
00:44:10You know, I don't want to make love to my wife.
00:44:12And why does it have to be with me?
00:44:13No, no, but why?
00:44:14How could you even think that I...?
00:44:16Relief!
00:44:17Relief!
00:44:18No, no, no!
00:44:19What's wrong, Mom?
00:44:22Is the president attacking me?
00:44:23What are you on about, you bastard?
00:44:24No, no, no, no, incorrect.
00:44:25I can tell you...
00:44:26Pablo, man!
00:44:28Open!
00:44:30You cannot force me to resort to violence!
00:44:33I think this is terrible.
00:44:35I thought about having a bachelorette party.
00:44:39Of course, because pregnant women are advised to rest.
00:44:42But you weren't with the Asian girl.
00:44:44And I continue.
00:44:45But we'll have to keep an eye on these sluts so they don't wreck my house.
00:44:49Clear.
00:44:51Look, there comes the merchandise.
00:44:53Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:44:55I'm ready.
00:44:56Above all, don't hold back with your girlfriend, she's into it.
00:44:59And how far do you want it to go?
00:45:00To infinity and beyond.
00:45:02Oh, it's very important that we can see her face clearly, because I'm taking photos with my phone, so
00:45:05to have bad memories.
00:45:06Relax, it's the truth.
00:45:08Have you seen my husband? I'm frantically looking for him.
00:45:10No, he hasn't come this way.
00:45:12Have you checked the pension, Loli?
00:45:13He's dumped her again.
00:45:15This is great.
00:45:17What's going on here?
00:45:18What's the drunk woman doing there?
00:45:19And who is that?
00:45:20Well, this is a bachelorette party, Paloma.
00:45:21And if it bothers you, you'll just have to deal with it.
00:45:23Pija, why didn't you warn me?
00:45:25We're all very good friends here.
00:45:27Hi how are things?
00:45:28I am Paloma.
00:45:28Hello, nice to meet you.
00:45:30Me too, delighted, eh?
00:45:32Come on, everyone, let's drink.
00:45:34I'm sure they're peeking out from the patio and must be laughing at us.
00:45:37Come on.
00:45:38And what are you doing?
00:45:38Studying, man?
00:45:39What student bachelor day?
00:45:40That way I make the most of my time, that's what the girl is coming up with.
00:45:44Here's Vanessa.
00:45:45Hey, please, behave like civilized people, okay?
00:45:48That girl is stunning.
00:45:51What's up, dude?
00:45:52I bring you here in search of my father.
00:45:54Yes sir.
00:45:55Thank you so much.
00:45:57But let me in, what difference does it make to you?
00:45:59Kid, go where you're going, damn it.
00:46:01This has two diamonds.
00:46:03Damn, that kid is such a pain.
00:46:07Look, José.
00:46:08Hello, is this the bachelor party?
00:46:10I'm the one with the strictness.
00:46:11Hey, man, I think you guys are right, huh?
00:46:13I'm going home, this isn't for children.
00:46:15Are you Vanessa?
00:46:17I am whatever you want me to be.
00:46:18Where is the bathroom?
00:46:19I'm saying this so I can put on my work clothes.
00:46:21Uh, yes, there, in the back, on the left.
00:46:24I'll be right back.
00:46:29But what is this for?
00:46:30So that I feel like getting married?
00:46:32But what have you brought me?
00:46:33Roberto, dude, why are you going to accept their offer if it can't be done?
00:46:35No, no, no, it cost a fortune.
00:46:37Didn't you say we were going to be drooling?
00:46:38A couple more years and it'll fall off for her.
00:46:40Well, maybe now she'll paint in the bathroom and gain a little, right?
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:42But the tapaco has the prettiest legs.
00:46:44And come on, your father is obsessed, huh?
00:46:46Damn, that's embarrassing, man.
00:46:48She's already changing, what should we tell her?
00:46:49Well, she can make us some lentils or something, but she shouldn't get naked.
00:46:51I already get this show for free every summer in the kitchen with my Aunt Paqui.
00:46:54She will carry complaint forms in her bag.
00:46:57Which painting?
00:47:02What's wrong, José Miguel?
00:47:04Well, until recently, nothing.
00:47:06As?
00:47:06Just have fun, that's it.
00:47:08Thank you.
00:47:15Emilio, guess who's entering Liz and Belén's house?
00:47:18Oh my God, what's coming my way.
00:47:20Hey, hey, hey, don't get out of it.
00:47:22Here I am, showing my face like everyone else, don't mess around.
00:47:24Rocío has arrived and I have to tell her the truth before she talks to Belén.
00:47:27Didn't you say she wasn't coming?
00:47:28Because lying doesn't lead anywhere.
00:47:30You have to be honest in this life.
00:47:32I'm ready.
00:47:36Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
00:47:38TRUE?
00:47:39Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:47:41What do you want me to do for you?
00:47:43No, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:47:46Damn, man, you really get yourself into some trouble...
00:47:49What's happening?
00:47:50I need to talk to Rocío, it's very urgent.
00:47:51It's a matter of life or death.
00:47:52Sorry, even women's parties.
00:47:54It doesn't matter, Emilio.
00:47:55Think about the bet you'll save if you don't have the wedding.
00:47:58I need to talk to Rocío, tell her to step outside for a moment.
00:48:00It's busy.
00:48:02Oh, by the way, the stripper is right there in front.
00:48:05Good, right?
00:48:06Hey, but...
00:48:07Hey, open the door, damn it.
00:48:09Fire, fire!
00:48:11Hey, Emilio, don't you have the keys to all the apartments at the lobby?
00:48:14That's right, damn it, I told myself that before.
00:48:16Come on, pull down.
00:48:17Have a drink.
00:48:19Okay, we're all here now, right?
00:48:21Let the show begin.
00:48:22Yes, yes, let her start, I'm going to talk to Belén for a moment.
00:48:26No, but with me, but why?
00:48:27No small talk, love.
00:48:28What needs to be done now is something else.
00:48:30Okay, sit down, you'll see, you'll see.
00:48:37Body, we want a grandchild from you.
00:48:40Shout something at him.
00:48:42Beautiful!
00:48:43Yes, very pornographic.
00:48:50Paloma, this boy is for the girlfriend.
00:48:52What about for the bride?
00:48:53There's something for everyone here.
00:48:54Paloma, sit down, let him do his act.
00:48:56There's no need to stop, let him ask whoever he wants to dance.
00:48:59And to think that I raised my children in this house.
00:49:03No, but it's a shame you're missing the beginning of the show, because it's the best part.
00:49:07plastic where...
00:49:08Belén, relax, I already know everything.
00:49:09How about everything?
00:49:10What everything?
00:49:11That I have already spoken with Emilio.
00:49:13Oh, like that.
00:49:16Me, me...
00:49:17Oh, I'm so sorry, I just couldn't help it.
00:49:20I got carried away and look what happened...
00:49:22Oh, I feel awful.
00:49:23Oh, forgive me, forgive me, forgive me.
00:49:25No, no, no, calm down, yes, yes, no, nothing's wrong.
00:49:26Sometimes, those feelings cannot be controlled.
00:49:29Clear.
00:49:29Look, what I want you to understand is that I'm going to marry Emilio.
00:49:33And that I'm in love with him, so it's best if we both forget all this, okay?
00:49:38I know you must feel really bad, but if you want we can still be friends.
00:49:42Yes, yes, yes, of course.
00:49:43You can count on me for anything you need.
00:49:45Yeah.
00:49:46Do you feel better now that we've talked about it?
00:49:48Yes, yes, yes, well, much calmer.
00:49:51Well, I'm going to have a drink, okay?
00:49:53Come on, let's have some fun.
00:49:58Look, please, Madam President.
00:50:02Rocío told me that Emilio told her everything and that it's okay.
00:50:06And that if I want, we can continue being friends.
00:50:08Damn, he took it really well, didn't he?
00:50:10Honestly, that aunt is an angel.
00:50:12Yes, we can't keep cursing her out.
00:50:14Let her get married, it will make her very happy.
00:50:17The ice's gone, I'm going to get more, okay?
00:50:19Okay, yes, yes, Paloma is going to need it.
00:50:34Oh, Rocío, I was looking for you.
00:50:36I've already spoken to Belén, darling.
00:50:37Oh, really? How are you?
00:50:38That's great.
00:50:39We've cleared everything up and we feel much more at ease.
00:50:41Oh, well, you don't know how happy I am, because I made up the story that Belén was in love.
00:50:45from you because of nerves.
00:50:46I really didn't want to sleep with her, especially not with your wedding dress on.
00:50:49As?
00:50:50No, it was silly because...
00:50:51Oh, but what are we talking about?
00:50:54Emilio, did you sleep with Belén while wearing my wedding dress?
00:50:57Yes, but she was the one who called me because it was stuck in the zipper.
00:51:00Then we started arguing and I think she came on to me, but come on, it was just...
00:51:03That's it, I love you and I'm delighted that you took it too.
00:51:06Now we'll continue, okay?
00:51:06Just a moment.
00:51:07Wait a minute, but the important thing is that I told you like a brave man, that no
00:51:09You found out from someone else.
00:51:11Dew.
00:51:11Wait, wait here.
00:51:12Oh, what's wrong with you?
00:51:13What's the matter?
00:51:14You son of a bitch, I'll kill you!
00:51:16What's the matter?
00:51:17Relax.
00:51:17But you took it very well.
00:51:19That?
00:51:19Did you take it well?
00:51:20Because on top of that, several little friends.
00:51:23Beware, the villages make sounds.
00:51:26Chaos and commotion.
00:51:27This is a proper farewell.
00:51:30Well, I'm leaving, I don't want any trouble.
00:51:32No, no, no, no, no.
00:51:33You're going to end the dance here, man, now.
00:51:35Come on.
00:51:38Come on, Juan, everything's clear now.
00:51:40I've already explained to them that you're the victim, and that Paloma is the only addict.
00:51:45Get out of there.
00:51:45Yes, I need to go to the bathroom.
00:51:47Your children are very aggressive, I don't trust them.
00:51:49Nothing's wrong.
00:51:51Leave him be, you'll come out soon and I've cut off his water.
00:51:52And with moisturizing milk, it cannot survive more than three days.
00:51:55Juanito, your wife will be worried and looking for you.
00:51:58Okay, I'm leaving.
00:51:59But be warned, I've got hairspray with me, okay?
00:52:02I don't want any nonsense.
00:52:04Juan, please don't act like a fool.
00:52:07Hey, I'm sorry, okay?
00:52:09Seriously, you either look like a nice person or a sex addict.
00:52:13No, and since you're sitting like that, uh, excuse me, I'm going to pee.
00:52:17Oh.
00:52:23Good night.
00:52:24Don't run, face me, coward.
00:52:26I mean, just a little bit, please, we're talking in a way that people understand.
00:52:28But what's going on here?
00:52:29Go down slowly, because then we have to cut the stairs.
00:52:31They're crazy, they fight over Emilio.
00:52:33Okay, please, let's go, she's going to kill him.
00:52:35Radioplatio and Nación, we are war correspondents.
00:52:37Vicenta, have you seen my wife?
00:52:38Yes, she's already dancing with a naked man.
00:52:47Hey, you have to tell me what you use to remove hair.
00:52:49How soft.
00:52:50This looks like a Teflon pan.
00:52:54Paloma, what are you doing?
00:52:55What a shame.
00:52:56I'll explain it to you now, Juan.
00:52:58First, let's let the boy finish the number.
00:53:00Go away, Mr. Cuesta.
00:53:02Go away.
00:53:05Police.
00:53:07Look, it's a very long story.
00:53:08Send me a unit to Desengaño 21.
00:53:11Hey?
00:53:12Yes, yes, where always.
00:53:14Tell her to come out, tell her to come out, I'll drag her out by her hair.
00:53:16But dude, calm down, you look really bad when you get angry.
00:53:18Well, just you wait, it's your turn next, okay?
00:53:20Honey, we agree that Belén is the only one to blame for all of this.
00:53:22But there's no need to get so worked up.
00:53:24But what do you mean, "the only one" and what about you?
00:53:25Marisa Manolo has been deceived a lot of times and nothing ever happened.
00:53:28If you want to vent your frustration, hit her.
00:53:30But what are you doing here?
00:53:31Get out of here, all of you!
00:53:33But why is he so angry?
00:53:34I don't know, but I'm not going to stay around wondering.
00:53:36Look, darling, this has all been a disaster,
00:53:38But as soon as we get married, we're going on our honeymoon.
00:53:39We take a couple of mosquitoes and forget everything.
00:53:42Oh, you still want a wedding?
00:53:43Well, marry her, if the dress fits her.
00:53:45Yes, but I'm sure it looked better on you.
00:53:47Fuck off.
00:53:51Emilio, I'm so sorry, really.
00:53:54But hey, the party goes on, right?
00:53:59So, how's it going?
00:54:01I'm starting to see you a little bit.
00:54:03You'd look perfect with a three-day beard.
00:54:07Well, not only do I not like you, but I actually dislike you.
00:54:11Do you dislike me?
00:54:12Yesterday you called me the anthill.
00:54:13But, but how spiteful aunts are!
00:54:16You guys are always going on and on, like you're always at it with the spin cycle.
00:54:20Just when you least expect it, bam!
00:54:22Well, you gays are the worst.
00:54:23You want to be like us and you only pick up the bad things.
00:54:26You are superficial, effeminate, and envious.
00:54:28Wait a minute, the truck driver is getting philosophical.
00:54:32What did you call me?
00:54:33Truck driver.
00:54:34It's a very respectable profession.
00:54:35Let's see, get some meat out.
00:54:37Come on, kid.
00:54:39I'm leaving because I'm going to slap you so hard you'll get your period.
00:54:41Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:54:43We're supposed to...
00:54:45Well, we don't do it anymore, I don't feel like it.
00:54:47See? We're like a normal couple now.
00:54:51Hey, look, with a door in between, I can't insert you...
00:54:56Insert...
00:54:56Insert...
00:54:56Insert...
00:54:57Insert...
00:54:57Insert...
00:54:57Insert...
00:54:57Insert...
00:54:57I don't want to have your child anymore!
00:55:00Yes, woman, you're going to like it.
00:55:01Come on, open it.
00:55:02Open up, honey!
00:55:06Well...
00:55:06Radiopatio.
00:55:07Of course, with all that shouting...
00:55:09Look at covering the news.
00:55:12Do you see it here?
00:55:16Dad?
00:55:19Mauricio, I've been thinking all night about what happened yesterday.
00:55:22And I've come to the conclusion, along with your mother...
00:55:25It's gotten particularly heavy...
00:55:28I need to be more understanding with you and lend you the 6,000 euros.
00:55:32Having a grandchild is wonderful.
00:55:34Named or bearer?
00:55:40What's the matter?
00:55:41Are you drunk?
00:55:42No no.
00:55:42It was the antihistamine.
00:55:44I mixed it with 6 bottles of alcohol and it didn't agree with me.
00:55:48Hey, and they don't warn you about that in the leaflet.
00:55:51Son, I understand that you're upset.
00:55:53But drinking is not the solution.
00:55:55It's not because of you, Dad.
00:55:57No, man, it's just that Bea and I have decided to make love so we can have a baby and...
00:56:01You have to get involved in everything, Dad.
00:56:04Come on, you crazy woman, I forgive you.
00:56:06Come here, I'm going to make a man out of you.
00:56:09But seriously, what kind of parents is this poor child going to have?
00:56:13Are you gay or not?
00:56:14So what's the decision?
00:56:15Okay, Dad, leave me alone.
00:56:16Want?
00:56:17In other words, leave.
00:56:17Go away?
00:56:18Go away?
00:56:18You're drunk just like the day you told me you were gay.
00:56:24Mauricio, in this life you have to be brave, you have to have guts.
00:56:28But you've never been able to face things.
00:56:32This time, yes.
00:56:34Dad, you're a backward, idiotic fool.
00:56:38Bye bye.
00:56:40How do I tell all this to my friends?
00:56:43Get drunk.
00:56:47Who was this guy? He looked familiar.
00:56:49Yes, my father, who came here to pay us for the insemination.
00:56:54Oh, really? Did he pay us?
00:56:56No, come on, I paid for it myself, I didn't put it on.
00:57:00Wait, I'm getting sick, sick, sick, sick, huh?
00:57:03Yeah.
00:57:06The key to making good lentils is to fry a clove of garlic.
00:57:10Add a teaspoon of paprika,
00:57:14You take the pan off the heat
00:57:16and you put it in the pot.
00:57:18Of course, that's the touch I was missing.
00:57:20My mother adds celery to them.
00:57:22Mine, chopped onion.
00:57:23Chorizo is essential, isn't it?
00:57:25The most important thing is that they cook slowly.
00:57:27until they are very tender,
00:57:28with a thick sauce.
00:57:30It looks really good, doesn't it?
00:57:32Of course, they're going to be delicious.
00:57:35It's over, Paloma.
00:57:36This sort of sexual Camino de Santiago is over.
00:57:38that you've set up all over the building.
00:57:40But, Juan, nobody understands you.
00:57:41You didn't used to complain that we didn't do it.
00:57:43Yes, I complained, but not that much.
00:57:45Honestly, I prefer the old Paloma.
00:57:48Well, the former Paloma has become a Ursuline nun.
00:57:49The new Paloma is here
00:57:51and wants adventure and risk and morbid curiosity and everything.
00:57:53Please, let's go to the bedroom.
00:57:55No, no, not there, I don't like it.
00:57:57No, it's just that I don't want to argue in front of the children.
00:57:59It doesn't matter, you can hear everything there too.
00:58:01Paloma, you haven't understood marriage.
00:58:03When you've been married for 20 years, there are other things.
00:58:06A series of feelings develop
00:58:07which more than compensate for the decline in sexual activity,
00:58:10affection, complicity...
00:58:12Yes, yes, all that nonsense.
00:58:14The thing is, I've discovered orgasms.
00:58:16And that changes everything.
00:58:18Ah, but not before...
00:58:21I thought so, but no.
00:58:22Nothing to do with it.
00:58:23This is starting to embarrass me.
00:58:25Go on, turn on the TV.
00:58:26So you'll see.
00:58:27Either you keep up with me, or I'm the one leaving home.
00:58:29My happiness is in your hands.
00:58:31Well, and in other places too.
00:58:32Let's see if we can reach an agreement.
00:58:34In August, without neighbors...
00:58:36In August!
00:58:37We're in Fuengirola, man!
00:58:39Let me see if I understand.
00:58:40Dad left home because they didn't do it.
00:58:42And now it's Mom who's leaving home
00:58:44Because they don't either.
00:58:45Yes, but before it was always Mom's fault
00:58:46And now it's Dad's fault.
00:58:47But is sex really that complicated?
00:58:49At that age, it seems so.
00:58:55Are you feeling better?
00:58:56Yes, where will it end?
00:58:58I haven't been pacing around the room so much anymore.
00:59:01Okay, so what do we do now?
00:59:04Well, let's give it a try.
00:59:05Tomorrow's hangover should be good for something, right?
00:59:07Yes, because I can't stand another one of these inseminations, you know?
00:59:13Okay, fine.
00:59:14Where do we begin?
00:59:16Well, let's kiss and see what happens.
00:59:32How are you?
00:59:33Hey, what if you got a puppy?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38It's going to be the best.
00:59:41It doesn't matter.
00:59:41You probably wouldn't have been a good mother.
00:59:50What the hell?
00:59:51What are friends for?
00:59:59Fernando, I am...
01:00:01Mauri.
01:00:03Yes, I'm drunk.
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:05Hey, are you still winning?
01:00:06That huge amount of money you earn in London?
01:00:10Could you send me 6,000 euros?
01:00:12Yes, it's because Mr. Cuesta
01:00:14The elevator is finally going to be replaced
01:00:16if they have approved the levy.
01:00:18Incredible.
01:00:19Yes, yes.
01:00:21Incredible.
01:00:22Hey, I need them by tomorrow, okay?
01:00:26Yes, don't worry.
01:00:27If I am...
01:00:28I'm fine, I'm calm.
01:00:31Come on, a kiss.
01:00:32Kiss.
01:00:33Kiss.
01:00:35It's done now.
01:00:37Inseminating, which is what sank him.
01:00:41Mauri, thank you.
01:00:42It's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
01:00:47Thanks to Celaje Fernando,
01:00:49who is going to put up the money.
01:00:51The only thing I'm thinking about is one thing.
01:00:53That?
01:00:55What nerve I have!
01:01:03No one can live here, here, here.
01:01:09You...
01:01:11Rocío, are you still angry with me?
01:01:14Well, yes, it seems so.
01:01:17Look, since you don't want to talk to me
01:01:18And you're not answering my calls,
01:01:20Well, I've written you a letter
01:01:20where I express all my feelings towards you.
01:01:28Look, just as I imagined you were going to do this,
01:01:30Well, I have the good card right here.
01:01:31There was an advertisement for sofa dry cleaning.
01:01:34So, once you're home, reflect on this.
01:01:36Think about it a little bit
01:01:37Or you can break it.
01:01:38and stick it with the sky when you regret it,
01:01:40That's also very romantic.
01:01:41Emilio, I'm working.
01:01:42Will you leave me alone?
01:01:43No, because I love you.
01:01:44Bethlehem means nothing
01:01:45And I don't want to marry you.
01:01:47So you'll see,
01:01:48But I'm a real pain, you know?
01:01:49You can have me next to you sleeping in your bed.
01:01:51or on the doormat at your front door,
01:01:53But I'll spend the rest of my life with you.
01:01:55Are you sure you want to marry me?
01:01:57I swear.
01:01:58Conditions.
01:01:58The first,
01:01:59as soon as we get married,
01:02:00You leave this job
01:02:01And you never see Bethlehem again in your life.
01:02:03The second,
01:02:03Don't you ever lie to me again.
01:02:05And the third,
01:02:06if on our wedding day
01:02:07I see Bethlehem less than two kilometers away
01:02:08in a church,
01:02:09Whichever one,
01:02:09I'll kill you both.
01:02:10Made?
01:02:11Yes, yes, yes.
01:02:12Give me a kiss.
01:02:15But ma'am,
01:02:15Can you tell me what he does?
01:02:17Long live the newlyweds!
01:02:18Let them kiss!
01:02:20Let them kiss!
01:02:21Let them kiss!
01:02:21Let's see,
01:02:22Mind your own business
01:02:22that we are here in full reconciliation.
01:02:24Girls,
01:02:25we're going out for a drink.
01:02:26Well,
01:02:27Did you invite them?
01:02:28I don't.
01:02:28They say weddings are a great place to hook up.
01:02:30Maybe I know someone.
01:02:32Yes, don't worry,
01:02:33I'll introduce you to the priest.
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