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Blackadder develops feelings for a woman posing as his male servant.
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00:28The End
00:42father i must speak i can be silent no longer all day long you muttered yourself jibber dribble
00:50moan and bash your head against the wall yelling i want to die now you may say i'm leaping to
00:57conclusions but you're not completely happy are you it's mother isn't it no it's not you're brooding
01:07over her death aren't you kate for the final time your mother is not dead she's run off with your
01:13uncle henry dear father no one can only say such things to comfort me your mother is alive and well
01:20and living in droidwich it's not her i brood over i'm sad because my darling our poverty has
01:27now reached such extremes that i can no longer afford to keep us and must look to my own dear
01:33tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage but father surely yes kate i want you to become a
01:43prostitute do you defy me why indeed i do what is better to die poor than to live in shame
01:52and
01:52ignominy no it isn't i'm young and strong and clever my nose is pretty i shall find another way to
02:00earn us a
02:01living oh please go on the game it's a steady job and you'd be working from home goodbye father
02:12i shall go to london disguise myself as a boy and seek my fortune well why walk all the way
02:20to london
02:20when you can make a fortune lying on your back oh very good show my lord thank you
02:28sorry i'm late oh don't bother apologizing i'm sorry you're alive
02:37oh good i see the target's ready
02:41i'd like to see the spaniard who could make his way past me
02:45i'll go to spain there are millions of them i advise them to stay there then keep their hands
02:51off our women oh god who is she this time i don't know what you mean
03:00ah and who is jane i'm sworn to secrecy torture me kill me you shall never know oh jane harrington
03:11we are very much in love my lord this is the jane harrington yes jane bury me in a y
03:18-shaped coffin harrington
03:22i think maybe there are two jane harrington's no tall blonde elegant
03:29ah that's right goes like a privy door when the plague's in town
03:32oh my lord come on get on with your shot you'll get over her
03:39i did
03:49so did balrick actually
03:53yeah you see you've got this thing about beards apparently well in that case i'm going to shave
04:07i don't want to worry my lord the arrow didn't in fact enter my body oh good no
04:14by a thousand to one chance my willy got in the way
04:20that's extraordinary no i'd only just put it there but now i will leave it there forever
04:26why it's so boring it can be your lucky willy yes my lord years from now i'll show it to
04:33my
04:33grandchildren i think the grandchildren may now be out of the question
04:38poor old pea brainer never catch me falling in love that's what damn sure is mustard come in
04:47good day to you lord black arrow oh good day to you
04:56boy what does it brings you here i'm an honest hard working lad but poor and i must support my
05:03father who is stark raving mad therefore i come to london to seek a servant's wage well yes indeed
05:08unfortunately i already have a servant the word is that your servant is the worst servant in london
05:16that's true well if you're fired be out of the house
05:20well young man you've got yourself a job what do they call you kate
05:26isn't that a bit of a girl's name oh it's um short for um bob
05:36yes well welcome on board
05:42sorry baltic any reason you're still here
05:45i've got nowhere to go my lord oh surely you'll be allowed to starve to death in one of the
05:51royal
05:51parks i've been in your service since i was two and a half my lord well that must be why
05:55i'm so
05:56utterly sick of the sight of you can i just stay here and do the same job but for no
06:01wages well you
06:03know where you'd have to live in the gutter yes and you'd have to work a bit harder too of
06:08course my
06:08lord all right go and get bob stuff in and chuck your filthy muck out into the street god bless
06:13you
06:13sweet master bob this is percy a dimwit i don't seem to be able to shake off
06:22ah hello there bob you young roister doister you you look a likely sort of lad for tricks and sports
06:30and all sorts of jolly rosy cheek caperings eh of course you do and more besides i'll warrant you young
06:37scamp thank you so much for letting me stay lord black mother no not at all bob i'm looking forward
06:42to having you uh having another man about the house instead of that that animal baldrick
06:49excuse me i'm just going to the lavatory how little he knows and how much i would have him know
06:57i say bob i think this calls for a celebration how about a game of cop and ball and a
07:03slap of
07:03tea at mrs miggins pie shop get lost creep i like your young bob you've got balls
07:20nice try melchie but it's no use i'm still bald well i'm very sorry madam your royal father used to
07:28be
07:28very very amused by my impersonation of columbus doesn't surprise me he used to love those people
07:36with the the funny faces and the bells oh jesters ma'am no lepers
07:44where's edmund these days ah well the whisper on the underground grapevine ma'am is that lord black
07:51added is spending all his time with a young boy in his service oh do you think he'd spend more
07:57time
07:58with me if i was a boy surely not madam you almost were a boy my little cherry pip what
08:03yeah out you
08:05popped out of your mummy's pumpkin and everyone shouted it's a boy it's a boy and then someone said
08:10but it hasn't got a winkle and then i said a boy without a winkle god be praise it's a
08:17miracle a boy without a
08:18winkle and then thomas moore pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl and everyone was really
08:27disappointed oh yes when you see he was a very perceptive man sir thomas moore oh what has happened
08:34to edmund there's something very odd about someone who spends all their time with a servant
08:50so
08:58so
09:00so
09:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:31Well, Bob, we're a couple of fine lads together, aren't we?
09:34Let's get russied and talk about girls, eh?
09:38Yes, we could sing some really dirty songs.
09:42Oh, God, I find you curiously pleasant company, young Bob.
09:47I am honoured and for my part want nothing more than to be with you, old man.
09:51Well, absolutely. I mean, there's nothing more healthy and normal than having a good, uh, chum.
10:00Well, thank you, my lord, of love.
10:03You mean rumpy-pumpy?
10:05What would you say, my lord, if I were to say, I love you?
10:10Um.
10:13Well, of course, it depends entirely on who you said it to.
10:16If you said it to a horse, I presume you were sick.
10:19Um, if you said it to Baldrick, I'd presume you were blind, and if you said it to me, you
10:25were...
10:25Yes, my lord.
10:27Well, well, I'd naturally assume we were having a big lad joke about back ticklers the way we healthy fathers
10:33often do,
10:34and I'd probably grab you for a friendly wrestle, and then we'd probably slap each other's thighs like jolly good
10:40chums
10:40and laugh at what it would be like if, if we really did fancy each other.
10:47In that case, my lord, I love you.
11:06don't worry Bob he used to try and kill me too what do you want well I was
11:14wondering if I might sleep on the roof sir only the town bailiff says if I lie in
11:17the gutter I'll be flushed into the Thames with all the other turds help yourself I
11:23was just off to to to bed anyway um good night Balric good night Bob now then what
11:43seems to be the trouble well it's my manservant I see well don't be embarrassed if you've got the
11:51pox just pop your man servant on the table and we'll take a look no no I mean it's my
11:59real man
12:00sir uh-huh and what's wrong with him there's nothing wrong with him that's the problem he's
12:06perfect and last night I almost kissed him I see so you've started fancying boys then have
12:14you not boys a boy yes well let's not split hairs it's all rather disgusting and naturally or what
12:20of course I'm worried well of course you are it isn't every day a man wakes up to discover he's
12:25a screaming bender with no more right to live on God's clean earth than a weasel ashamed of yourself
12:31not really no bloody hell I would be and still why should I complain just leaves more rampant
12:38totty for us real men look am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra no part of
12:44the
12:44service I think you're in luck though an extraordinary new cure has just been developed for exactly this
12:51kind of sordid problem it wouldn't have anything to do with leeches would it I had no idea you were
12:56a
12:56medical man I've never had anything you doctors didn't try to cure with leeches a leech on my ear
13:01for earache a leech on my bottom for constipation they're marvelous aren't they well the bottom one
13:07wasn't I just sat down and squashed it you know the leech comes to us on the highest authority yes
13:12I'd heard that dr Hoffman of Stuttgart isn't it that's right the great Hoffman owner of the largest
13:17leech farm in Europe yes well I can't spend all day gossiping I'm a busy man as far as this
13:24case is
13:24concerned I've now had time to think it over and I can strongly recommend a course of leeches just pop
13:34a couple down my codpiece before I go to bed no no no don't be ridiculous this isn't the dark
13:40ages
13:40just pop four in your mouth in the morning and let them dissolve slowly in a couple of weeks you'll
13:47be beating your servant with a stick just like the rest of us you're just an old quack aren't you
13:52I'd rather be a quack than a ducky good day
13:57only thing to follow my lord is this lovely fat spider I found in the box I was saving it
14:04for
14:04myself but if you found it shut up I don't eat invertebrates for fun you know this is doctor's
14:10orders oh I don't hold with this newfangled doctrine any problems I go to the wise woman yes
14:17Warwick I'm long past entrusting myself to some deranged druid who gives her professional address
14:22as one dunghill mansions putney tell me young crone is this putney that it be yes it is not that
14:39it
14:42you don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me I'm not a tourist I seek information about a
14:49wise
14:49woman the wise woman the wise woman yes the wise woman two things my lord must you know of the
14:59wise
14:59wise woman yes first she is a woman and second she is wise you do know her then just a
15:15wild stab in
15:16the dark which is what you'll be getting if you don't start being a bit more helpful do you know
15:23where she lives course where yeah do you have an appointment no well you can go in anyway thank
15:34you young crone here is a purse of monies which I'm not going to give to you
15:52for already I see thy bloody purpose thou plotters black adder thou would be king and drown middlesex in a
16:03a bath of wine no no no no it's far worse than that I'm in love with my manservant oh
16:14well I'd sleep
16:16with him if I were you what when I fancy people I sleep with them oh I have to drug
16:23them first of
16:24course being so old and warty but what about my position my social life very well then
16:32three other paths are open to you three cunning plans to cure thy ailment oh good the first is
16:42simple kill Bob never then try the second kill yourself and the third the third is to ensure
16:52that no one else ever knows ah that sounds more like it how kill everybody in the whole world
17:09now look here Bob I've got something very important to say to you and I want you to listen very
17:13carefully
17:13yes look Bob I've decided that you are to leave my service oh no my lord my father will starve
17:23and I'll have to become a male prostitute
17:26and besides I thought we were friends I thought we were friends Bob of course of course in fact that's
17:38the reason I want you to leave my service
17:40and become my live-in chum.
17:45Oh, my Lord!
17:47Now, I want to make it absolutely clear
17:48that I'm in no way interested in the contents of your tights.
17:52You might be, my Lord, if you knew what I kept in them.
17:56Ah, I've learned of myself, Bob,
17:58that I know what a gentleman keeps in his tights.
18:00Thank you very much.
18:01But, my Lord, I have a great secret.
18:04What?
18:06Prepare to be amazed.
18:09Oh, no, you haven't got one of those birthmarks
18:12shaped like a banana, have you?
18:14No.
18:15Or a tattoo saying, get it here.
18:19No.
18:20Oh, God, you've got one of those belly buttons
18:22that sticks outwards, haven't you?
18:23Oh, no, my Lord.
18:25Well, what can it possibly be?
18:29Ah, good Lord.
18:36So what was all that Bob stuff about, then?
18:38Because you would have just used me
18:40and cast me aside like you have so many women before.
18:43Ha, would I?
18:45Yes.
18:46But now you've had a chance to grow to love me
18:48for what I really am.
18:50Yes, that's true.
18:51And now,
18:52I want to marry you,
18:54Bob.
18:56Kate!
18:57Then come, kiss me, Kate.
19:02I bring grave intelligence
19:04of your former favourite, Lord Blackadder.
19:06Oh, God!
19:07It appears he wishes to marry a girl called Bob.
19:13That's a very odd name for a girl, isn't it?
19:16Girls are normally called Elizabeth.
19:18Or Mary.
19:19And Donald?
19:21Mouth is open, Nancy, you should be shut.
19:23That is true, sweet one.
19:24I had three sisters
19:26and they were called
19:26Donald, Eric and Basil.
19:28Then why is your name, Nancy?
19:29That is my real name.
19:31Isn't it?
19:31No.
19:32What is your real name, then?
19:33Ha, Bernard.
19:38Suits you, actually.
19:40Your Majesty?
19:40Oh, hello, stranger.
19:42I seek your permission to wed.
19:44So I hear.
19:45Not she?
19:45What do you think of all this?
19:47I must profess, madam,
19:49I am astonished that Blackadder
19:51could possibly have eyes
19:52for any other woman than yourself.
19:53Good point.
19:54Though slightly grovelly.
19:56Ha.
19:57But when I fell in love, Mum,
19:58I didn't know she was a woman.
20:00I thought she was a boy.
20:02Of course, that makes it
20:03perfectly acceptable.
20:07Oh, all right.
20:08Go on and marry her.
20:10Thank you, Mum.
20:11Just tell me one thing.
20:15Is her nose as pretty as mine?
20:18Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Mum.
20:21Oh, God.
20:23Because otherwise,
20:24I would have cut it off.
20:25And then you'd have had to marry
20:27someone without a nose
20:28and that wouldn't be very nice, would it?
20:31No, Mum.
20:32I mean,
20:33imagine her nest
20:34when she got a cold.
20:36Yuck!
20:40Well, quite, Mum.
20:42All right.
20:43Off you go, then.
20:49Everyone seems to get married except me.
20:51And me, Mum.
20:52Oh, shut up, Bernard.
20:56You make a lovely bridesmaid, Baldrick.
21:00Pity me that I have no actual girl chums
21:03because we were so poor in our house
21:04we couldn't afford friends.
21:06It is strange that in keeping with the manner of our courtship
21:08that your maid of honour should be a man.
21:10Thank you very much, my lord.
21:11Well, I use the word man in its broadest possible sentence.
21:16Perhaps we all know
21:16God made man in his own image.
21:19It'd be a sad look out for Christians
21:20throughout the globe
21:21if God looked anything like you, Baldrick.
21:24Ignore old Mr. Grumpy.
21:27There you are, Baldurs.
21:31You look sweet as a little pie.
21:35Kate, he looks like what he is,
21:36a dung ball in a dress.
21:39Oh, Edmund.
21:43Hello, there.
21:48Edmund, you didn't tell me we were expecting guests.
21:51And such a pretty one, too.
21:54Oh, God.
21:57Well, you're a little cutie
21:59to be hiding yourself away all these years.
22:01Tell me, gorgeous, what's your name?
22:04He's called Baldrick.
22:08Baldrick.
22:09That's a pretty name.
22:12Edmund used to have a servant called Baldrick.
22:16But anyway,
22:18away with such small talk,
22:21lady,
22:22a kiss.
22:23What?
22:25You're so modest, too.
22:27Come on, you little tease.
22:28You know you want to.
22:30Give us a kiss.
22:31All right.
22:32You say so.
22:41Oh, dear.
22:51What's an original perfume?
22:56That is our Baldrick.
22:58He's wearing a dress.
23:04Anyway, what do you want?
23:08Well,
23:10there has been
23:11some discussion around the court
23:13on the subject of
23:14who's going to be your best man.
23:16And I thought it might be the moment
23:17to bring the subject
23:19to a conclusion.
23:20Ah, yes, Percy.
23:21I would like you.
23:22Oh, I'm so proud!
23:24Please, let me finish.
23:25I would like you
23:26to take this letter to Dover.
23:27There is recently
23:29got the galleon
23:30of my old school friend
23:31and adventurer,
23:32Lord Flashheart.
23:33He shall be my best man.
23:35Lord Flashheart.
23:36Hmm.
23:38The best sword,
23:39the best shot,
23:40the best sailor,
23:41and the best kisser
23:43in the kingdom.
23:44Even he.
23:45To Dover at once.
23:47Yes.
23:50Actually,
23:50I was going to suggest
23:52Lord Flashheart
23:52for best man myself.
23:54Sorry.
24:01Oh, Edmund.
24:08I can't believe
24:09it's really happening.
24:10It is, my sweet.
24:12Before we go in,
24:13I want you to meet my father.
24:15Oh, fine.
24:22Excuse me.
24:23Could you move along, please?
24:29Look, I'm waiting
24:30for my father-in-law.
24:31The last thing I want
24:31is some scruffy old beggar
24:33blocking the toilet
24:33on a smelling of cabbage.
24:36I am your father-in-law.
24:39Oh, no.
24:41All right,
24:42how much do you want
24:42to clear off?
24:44Edmund,
24:44how could you?
24:45He's my father,
24:46my only living relative.
24:47Ten pounds
24:48should do the trick.
24:49Father!
24:50All right,
24:50there we go.
24:52Edmund,
24:53you mustn't.
24:54Oh, don't worry.
24:54I'll get Bordrick
24:55to beat him up
24:55after the ceremony.
24:56We'll get the money back.
24:57Come on, wait.
25:02Oh, Edmund,
25:03could we get on,
25:04do you think?
25:04I want to get to the reception
25:06so I can get squiffy
25:07and seduce someone.
25:08Yes.
25:09Unfortunately, ma'am,
25:10my best man
25:10still has not arrived.
25:12We'll get another one.
25:13Well,
25:13there's no one else
25:14I can really think of.
25:19Sorry, Percy?
25:21Nothing, my lord.
25:22Just clearing my throat.
25:24Good.
25:26No wonder you
25:26coughing all the way
25:27through the ceremony.
25:29Come on, Edmund,
25:30you must be able
25:31to think of another
25:32best man.
25:33Well,
25:33I suppose I could ask
25:35Percy.
25:35Percy!
25:36My lord!
25:37Can you think
25:37of another best man?
25:42Well, my lord,
25:43one name
25:44does spring to mind.
25:45Yes, but I can't ask
25:46Bordrick.
25:47He's a bridesmaid.
25:48Besides,
25:49I need a friend,
25:51an equal,
25:52an old
25:53and trusty companion.
25:55I think there is
25:56one person in the room
25:57who fits the description.
25:59Of course!
26:00Nurcy!
26:01How do you fancy
26:02putting on a pair of hoes
26:03and being my best man?
26:04Edmund, don't be so naughty.
26:05You know perfectly well
26:06who Percy is referring to.
26:08All right.
26:08I'm sorry.
26:10Melch it.
26:10All right, all right.
26:11Ashamed as I am
26:13and contradiction
26:13in terms though it is,
26:15Percy, you can be
26:16the best man.
26:18Oh, my lord!
26:19Noble curse!
26:21What an honour!
26:22I brought along a ring.
26:24Just...
26:24I really did think
26:25old Flash
26:26would have turned up.
26:31It's me!
26:32Flash!
26:35Flash by name,
26:37Flash by nature.
26:39Hooray!
26:40Hooray!
26:41Where have you been?
26:43Where haven't I been?
26:44What?
26:46Well, I'm here now.
26:49Who is that?
26:51I don't know,
26:52but he's in your place.
26:54Not for long.
26:56What the?
27:03Thanks, bridesmaid.
27:04Like the beard.
27:07Gives me something
27:08to hang on to.
27:13So, my old mate,
27:15Eddie's getting hitched, eh?
27:17What's the matter?
27:18Can't stand the pace
27:19of the in-ground?
27:23Hi, Queenie.
27:24You look sexy.
27:27But listen,
27:27wear your hair long.
27:28I prefer it that way.
27:30I've got such a crush on him.
27:34and melchie!
27:37Still worshipping God?
27:39Oh, my Lord.
27:40Last thing I heard,
27:41he started worshipping me.
27:42Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:44Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:45Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:45Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:46Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
28:03And now,
28:05where's this amazing bird?
28:07The one who's stopped
28:09my old pal, Eddie,
28:09doing exactly whatever he wants
28:11ten times a night.
28:13Ah, yes.
28:14Flash,
28:15let me introduce my...
28:16my fiancée, Kate.
28:18My baby.
28:35She's got a tongue
28:36like an electric eel
28:37and she likes the taste
28:38of a man's tonsils.
28:41You don't want to marry
28:42this jerk, baby.
28:43Meet me on my horse
28:44in eight seconds.
28:45But I can't run in this frock.
28:46You see, I find I actually
28:47prefer wearing boys' clothes.
28:49This is weird.
28:50I always feel more comfy
28:51in a dress.
28:53I've got a plan
28:54and it's as hot
28:55as my pants.
28:57What a man, Flash, is he?
28:59Things will certainly liven
29:01around here now he's back.
29:02Weren't they, Flash?
29:04So long, suckers.
29:06Next time you get bored
29:06of your lives,
29:07give me a call
29:07and I'll come round
29:08and kill you.
29:09Bye, Edmund,
29:10and thanks for everything.
29:11Hooray!
29:15It is customary
29:17on these occasions
29:17for the groom
29:18to marry the bridesmaid.
29:20I presume you intend
29:21to honour this?
29:23I do.
29:27Sunflash
29:28or twitch
29:28the header's beard
29:30From now
29:31he always shall be single
29:33To falling
29:35lovely boys
29:36is weird
29:37Especially boys
29:39without a tingle
29:41Blackadder
29:43Blackadder
29:43Blackadder
29:44His chest is rubber
29:46hard
29:47Blackadder
29:49Blackadder
29:51A randy
29:52little sod
29:54Lord Flash
29:56Heart
29:56Lord Flash
29:57Heart
29:58I wish you
29:59were the star
30:01Lord Flash
30:03Heart
30:03Lord Flash
30:04Heart
30:05You're sexier
30:07the boy
30:07boy
30:08for
30:08Far
30:09The boy
30:13for
30:13the boy
30:14the boy
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